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Attorneys at Law "HMI'IA WIEIIIXtiroH, BYRON M I LLETT Lawyer Notary Pm.ii,., . Taleolt 1110. lc UlyiflplL, >\ USD HYMNS YOU OUGHT TO KNOW. •• The Ninety and Nine." RY l i l/. W:. ill c. I I.KIIIANK ASIi IK A li. SANKKY. (\\ hilu the authorship of this popu lar hymn has been generally attribut ed to Elizabeth C. Clephane, a con tributor tothe Christian of Boston,says it has always been associated with the name of Ira 1). Sankey, the ringing companion of lhvight L. .Moody. The poem was unknown until Mr. San key, looking for something that would toueli the shepherds of Scotland 1 » chanced on this in the corner of »n obscure paper. He took it to the meeting and extemporized the melody to which he rendered it. The words and the air immediately sprang into great popularity and were called for at all the meetings. Along with a few other simple songs it started a wave of religious melody which swept around the world, so that, at that time, these hymns were being whistled and sung and played by rich and poor, on street, in church, and home, from the least to the greatest. It was the leader in the remarkable revival of congregational singing which still pre vails in the churches. The scries of song books in which these first ap peared has gone into many millions of copies). There wero ninety ai d nine that safely lay In the shelter ol'thp fold, Hut one was out on the hills away, Far tiff from the gates of gold;" Awhv on the mountains fold and hare, Away from the shepherd's tender care. I.ord. Thou hast here th v ninety and nine; Are they not enough for thee ? Hut the Shepherd answered: "One of initio Has wandered away from me. Ami tlio' the wav be rough and steep, 1 go to the desert to find my sheep." Hut none of the ransomed over know How tleep wore tlio wators crossed, Nor iiow dark the night which the Lord went thro' Ere he found the sheep that was lost. Out in the desert lie heard its cry; Twas sick and helpless, ami ready to dio. But all thro' the mountains, thunder riv en, And up from tlio rocky steep, There rose a cry to the gate of heaven; " Rejoice! I have found my sheep!" And the angels echoed around the throne: "Rejoice! for tlio Lord brings hack his own I" AN OLD-TIME " PIECE." A Classic That Out-Dates Mary's Little Lamb and Twinkle Little Star. The following is said to have bem exhumed from " Columbian Orator," a school-book of 17117, and is referred to as"Lineß Spoken Ht a School Exhibi tion hy a Little Hoy Seven Years Old." YouM scarce expect one of my age, Tospeak in public 011 the stage; And if L chance to fall below Demosthenes of Cicero, Don't view 1110 with a critic's eye, l'.ut pass my imperfections hy. Large streams from little fountains How ; Tall oaks from little acorns grow ; And, though I now am small and young; Of judgment weak and feeble tongue; Yet all great learned men, like me, Once learned their A, B, 0- Hut why may not Columbia's soil Hear men as great as Hritain's isle Exceed what < ireece and Home have dono Or any land beneath the sun? Mayn't Massachusetts boast as great As any other sister State? Or, where's the town, go far or near, That does not find a rival here? Or where's the boy, but three feet high, AVho's made improvements more than I ? These thoughts inspire my youthful mind To he the greatest of mankind; Great, not like Caesar, stain'd with blood, But only great, as I am good. Purpose of Platforms. Senator Stewart, while traveling in Xgvada, stood on the platform of the coach aud was approached by a con ductor. " Senator," began the employee, toucliiug his hat respectfully, " I dis like to remind you of rule 11, which requires] passengers to ride inside the coaches." " I own this road," replied the Sena tor grullly. " But even if I didn't own it, am I not a privileged passenger by reason of being a prominent poli tician?" " I believe thnt platforms are for politicians to get in on, but not to stand on," replied tbe conductor. The Senator promptly stepped through the door. ♦ Its Two Great Qualities. Chicago Tribune. " Is it possible," asked the passenger on the Mississippi river steamboat, looking at the turbid, boiling flood, " that people ever drink this water?" " Sir," said the lanky passenger with the broad-brimmed slouch hat, 'you take a glass of that water, let it settle, pour ofT the clear fluid at the top, and its the best drinking water in the world." " Hut tbe sediment at the bottom it " You dou't need to throw that away, either. Hy George, sir, it makes the best and richest soil you ever saw!" It's Not Unlikely. " Some marriages may be made in Heaven," observed the i'ohick philoso pher, as he kicked the grocery cat oil" the cracker box, " but ez I glance around the ranks of sassiety it occurs to me that the devil manufacturers 'inite a few." "How to Hie Line, Let th.e Cliips Fall AVliere tliey May." IS EVERYBODY CRAZY? IT REALLY SEEMS THAT ALL ARE QUITE LOP-SIDED. Chicago, in the Attempt to Escape Responsi bility Lifts the Lid From Her Exemplar, New York, and her Rival Boston—All Days Are Now "fool's" Days—There Is a Strew Loose in Everybody's Mental Machinery. \V:I-llllliitoli INist. Some weeks ago the Post printed figures showing the relative proportion of crazy people in Chicago, New York and Boston. The deduction drawn from these figures was that Chicago was the craziest town in the United States, with New York and Boston jostling for second place. No details were at hand to indicate the reason for this interesting state of affairs, but a little thought on the reader's part no doubt furnished him with sufficient reasons. The Chicago Chronicle, in an ingen ious etl'ort to show that Chicago ia no more crazy that any other town, makes the attractive and thought-provoking suggestion that " there is a screw loose in the heads of a large proportion of peoplt." It does not go so far as to assert that all the people are crn/.y, but it hints at such a statu of affairs. " Sometimes it is a religious screw," says the alienist of the Chronicle; "sometimes it is a political screw, sometimes it is the acrww tl at holds the moral obligations in place." The Chronicle then takes the caso of the prominent New York lawyer and eluli man who has been exposed as an anony mous letter writer, and argues that he is palpably a lunatic. We are bouud to confess that the theory of universal lunacy is alluring. It has a plausibility that is extremely difficult to explain away. If it is ac cepted, most of the problems that now confrout the American people are made intelligible, if they are not solved. The strikes, the speed mad ness, the headlong rush for wealth, the worship of the rich, the craze for ath letics, the tipping evil, tho irresistiblo desire to make a noise, the politienl plot—theso arc all illuminated by tbo theory that everybody concerned in them is crazy. The mysteries of va cation season are solved, too, by this theory. Men and women leave cool, comfortable homes and go gadding about in a frenzy, seeking crowds, uoise, heat and excitement, and pay ing hard-earned money for the exper ience. Why not admit, once for all, that they are unanimously and hope lessly insane? That settles the whole question. It is not a new theory that a large proportion of the human race sutlers from insanity to an unsuspected de gree. Folklore is full of allusions to the suspicion. The lsnguago is crowd ed with words describing various phases of mental derangement. " 'Tin a mad world, my masters!" The first thought that arises when a genius or a crank Hashes a new idea upon the world is "He's crazy!" In the rich vocabulary of slang there is opportun ity for drawing tine distinctions be tween the varying degrees of suspected unsoundness of mind, and these dis tinctinctions are promptly drawn whenever a man strays front tho worn path of conventionality. In the opinion of Charles Lamb, every man wore a piece of the motley, at least on All Fool's Day. At any rate, he was " touched" to such an ex tent as to understand that he was not exempt from the universal itiulady once a year. But the world has pro gressed since Lamb's quiet day. It has gained much in speed, and is now spinning down the grooves of change at a breathless pace. If all men were crtzy on one day in Lamb's time, the chances are that they are crazy now all of tho time. The very fact that All Fool's Day is no longer prominent on tho calendar bears out this conten tion. All days are fool's days now. On the whole, we are strongly in clined to adopt the theory that there is a screw loose with everybody. It will render unnecessary a lot of puz zling over inexplicable phenomena. Then, when somebody does or says something that is so widely at odds with the rest of the world as to com mand atteutiou we may be üble lo ex plain bis act not on the theory that he is crazy—which docs not explain anything any more—but on the theory that he has a streak of sanity in his make-up. First of Her Kind. Chicago Record-He raid. " No, Willie," said the Sunday school teacher, "of course ihey didn't have circus sideshows or dime museums in the Garden of Kdeu. Whatever put the idea into your head that they had?" " Well, Eve was a snake charmer, wasu't she?" Ai.DEitMAM Hamburger, of New York city, has been in ollico three and a half years, and has married G.OOO poo pie. OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON: FRIDAY MORNING, JULY 7, 1905. THE COUNTRY RACE TRACK. ItV 1.1 KF. VKKNON. I had never seen a horse-race in my life before, although mind, I have seen a race-horse, for Tom Blake, a friend of mine, operates a hack in a small town in Eastern Oregon—and who by the way, hardly makes a living at that—lias one he picked up cheap, and front the looks ol it you would think he got it for a song, I mean perhaps for nothing, if he softly whistled a'ter 10 f. M. " I've a feeliu' for you!" In fact when it is at tho hack stand there is always somebody rushing to help Tom lilt it to its feet. I believe the horse likes to play the game for little boys and girls, called " King William was King James' son," and so on, for lie is always willing to " kneel down." l'oor fellow! 1 some times say to myself when gazing at him, that I would rather see a race between two burros, at Hot Springs, Arkansas. But never mind, I was persuaded to join a very select parly bound for the race-track, recently. I should not have went had I not kuowu that George Lewis has been a member of the Prohibition party for some time. He is such a patronizer of the " booze bazaar," when be is putting away the liquid that nt last " bitetli like a serpent uud stingeth like an adder," that I wouldn't trust bint any farther than 1 could throw him, and that is not far. " Men Only," was our motto, as tho sign at some shows read. llow I got permission from my wife to let me go, would tax the resources of a Florence Marvin, to the ut most. Hut diplomacy did it. I prom ised to take Iter to Levchi I'ark, when wo went to Seattle, so she could see the seals fed. Among tho select party was George Lewis, whom I have mentioned before; Mr. l'ete Hrady, who of course, is an ornament to any society, as the papers say; Jack Jamicson, who plays the banjo; Kddio Penny, who brought his snare drum instead of his bass drum, for which I was very thankful; and a fellow by name of Harry Saunders, whom I didn't know, but he blows a trumpet, I think, one ot those that you push iu and out. He told me that be was at one time a member of the Carrot-Cabbage Hand in Hacikma, Missouri. After hearing him blow the thing, I have no reason whatever to doubt his statement. This was the crowd I was with, and we started away to the rack-track in a turnout which presented a gay and festive apiiearance, as the papers say. As we started nway Saunders struck up on his trombone the " Anchor's Weighed." Of course, this was an old tune, hut so was his trombone, so it didn't damage the instrument as badly perhaps, as it would have done a bran-new one. Still the tune sounded to me more like a dead march. I said he struck up. Ho also struck out, right in the middle 01 Tom Blake's back. I think the piece starts with the tears falling gently from a pretty girl's dreamy eyes. Well, Harry started it by making all sorts of swear words come fast and furious from Tom's mouth. The tune ended in what some band-masters, 1 think, term a " broken melody." But never mind; I began whistling Ren liar's chariot race march, ac companied by Jack Jamieson strum ing the banjo, and Kddio Penny giv ing rat-tat-tat 011 tho drum. I have 110 doubt but what the music would lnive sounded all right, if we all bad been in tune, but we wasn't. 1 was under the impression tbey were still playiDg the chariot march, and so was Saunders with his trombone, and gee! what a racket be did make. But tbe others bad changed to the tune called " OfT to the Races," and tho melody caused a policeman to stop us and make a few remarks. But this did not dampen our ardor, so on we went, passiog crowds of people, bits of paper, peanut stands, balloon peddlers, and so on. And Tom lllake did show them how to go, and Harry Saunders did show them how to blow. All the way to the race-track he kept it up. The chuck holes in the road were some what awkward for him, but he played so well that all the horses we passed —I nK-au that passed us—couldn't keep from dancing to his music. And when Jack Jamieson joined in with his banjo, and Eddie fenny with his drum, why, man alive, the electric cars themselves nearly attempted a ' rag," and when the rest of us joined in—well, I guess we were going some. At a business looking house wc slopped to seo if they were well sup plied with refreshments, and with tha proper quality, and then we proceed on to the race-track. And my, what a crowd. Upon my soul I never saw such a sight in all my life before. And the noise, aud the banana skius, and the fan-venders, aud the sun, and the sous-of-guns, aud the green grass, and the green people, and the howling bookmakers and the bits of strings and things, nearly turned my head. " I'll back the field, I'll back the field, the field, the field." " Let the field alone," 1 said to one fellow, who was made up as an aivful guy, and shouting with a voice worse than some electric cars hauling dirt from an excavation. " Let the field alone; hack horses for a change." And he turned so red that I imagined his balloon of a face was going to burst, so I moved on. " I'll take two to one, I'll take two to one," shouted another seedy looking fellow witlva face like the other. " You would take more than that if you could lay your hands on it," yelled Blake, at the same time dodg ing around an innocent chap that got a blow on the nose from the book maker's fist. Through the crowd we went, thoroughly enjoying ourselves. And then the horses lined up for tho big running race, coupled with the $1,500 purse. And they wero a eight to behold. I CUD not describe tho beauty of them. They ehincd as if they had been rubbqd with piano cream-polish and fed on eggs, and they danced, waltzed and two-stepped about like the bridegroom at the wedding, when he is sixty and the bride sweet sixteen. And the little imps on their backs looked just like monkeys. They rode and sat so well on tho steeds that you would have thought they wero glued on, and they wore suits containing all the colors of tho rainbow, and a few more, I think. Just like the pictures of Jockies you soe in tho barber shop. THAT FOUNT OF WISDOM. Another Chicago Professor Ttili "All Ht Knows" About Nature. Dr. Jesse T. Hall of Chicago, fn order " to lead to a greater and higher life for all humanity," has become the author of " Tho Tree of Worlds," which begins at the creation and ends with a view of a glorious future for humanity. Dr. llall hopes that the scientific and thinking world will take up his investigations and study them, thereby assisting the world out of darkness. In order to set forth clearly his line of reasoning, Dr. Hall first creates Heaven and Karth. In the beginning, we are informed, there was a black speck that was ever so black and still. This black speck begat two elements — (iod and godhead, life and motion, female and male. These two elements of the several names begat cold and heat, which in turn assisted in the formation of other things, uutil we find two of their offspring named oxygen and nitrogen. Dr. Hall changes Karth from gas to liquid, from !i<piid to solid and then plants it to grass. Vegetable life is created through the law of fermenta tion. Animal lifo is created through the law of decomposition. Anyone who has heretofore worried about monkey ancestors will find consola tion in Dr. Hall's explanation that the human being sprang from decomposed vegetable matter, possibly cabbages without the necessity of evolution through lower forms of animal life. Dr. Hall if not a follower of Copern icus and lie holds it quite ridiculous for us to believe "as we are taught" that the sun revolves around the Karth! to say nothing of the moon's motions and tho revolution of the Karth 011 its axis. Di. Hall says woman was created first ind is the natural leader. Man robbed her of that right, but in tbe course of 100 years she will again lend and all the present wickedness and trouble with which Karth is burdened, due to man, will disappear. The author is his own publisher and his portrait appears in each book. Automobile Expenses. There is another cause of expense very few motorists anticipate when they buy their first car. I refer to what I might call the entertainment depart ment. No sooner do you find yourself the owner of a car than all your sisters, cousius and acquaintances want to be taken here, there and everywhere. You, the owner of the car, invariably act as host upon all such occasions, and tbe fact of your being a motorist does not make tbe hotel proprietor charge you anything less. On the contrary, he usually piles it on, and he naturally argues if you are rich enough to own a motor car you won't grudge : him anything he inclines to charge. THE Japanese and Chinese have for manv yeurs made uses of paper in ways practically unknown to the white races. Its use in the form of clothing and for building purposes is gradually extending in Europe and America. Iu France wine is now being stored in casks made of papier-mache, and an Austrian has just completed a yacht out of the same material. OUR COAST TIMBER. PACIFIC LUMBER MANUFACTUR ERS WILL ADVERTISE. Th«y Will finish Rooms at Kansas City in Woods From the Pacific Coast for Exhibi • tion- There Will Be a Permanent Place of Resort for Lumber Buyers. At a recent meeting of the Pacific Coast Lumber Manufacturers' Asso ciation the sum of $2,000 was sub scribed ns a starter to advertise the merits of Coast woods in the East. It is expected that the committee ap pointed will endeavor to make the fund at least SIO,OOO before many weeks have elapsed. The intention was to finish four rooms in fir, spruce, hemlock and cedar, at the Portland exposition, but on account of the fact that tho exposition is now open it is quite probable that the committee will devote its attention to placing perma nent exhibits at Minneapolis, Kansas City, Chicago and other eastern lum ber centers. It is only within the last few years that tho merits of slash grain fir, spruce, hemlock and cedar have been exploited on the Pacific Coast, and the capabilities in stain effect have opened the eyes ol architects and builders to the fact that it isn't neces sary any longer to send to the East for hardwoods for interior finish, t'e lected stock grain fir lumber is pecu liarly handsome for interior finish, and will tako the different stain 9 nicely. In California, Oregon and Washington the leading clubs have adopted it for interior finish, and it is attracting the attention of the thou sands of tourists who come to the coast every year. When finished in imitation of weathered end Kentish oak it takes an export to tell the differ ence. Curly grained fir for doors and panels cannot be excelled anywhere. Hemlock makes a satiny finish with an effect peculiarly its own, and natural spruco and cedar finish is not to be sneezed at. The growing scarcity and high prices for hardwoods. Tho Southern Lumber Manufacturers' Association opened the eyes of the builders to stain effects in its exhibit at the St. Louis exposition, aud a replication of this exhibit is now being shown in the different cities of the East, with beneficial results. Fir, well sclected | makes a handsomer appearance than the southern yellow pine, but it has not been so well advertised. It is the purpose of the committee appoint ed by the Pacific Coast Lumber Manu facturers' Association to see to it that its merits become knowu to the pub lic, and the Journal is posilivo that tho results of this committee's work will ho an eye-opener aud lead to the introduction of coast woods in quar ters where it is now unknown. It is therefore gratifying to know that something besides big timbera will be advertised. It is only within the la6t two years that the builders here hnve realized the beauty of slab grained fir as a finishing lumber. Now a number of tho best finished homes, are finished in fir, and the pleasing efleet is a sur prise to all. Not only is this true of fir for house finishing, but it is also true so far as doors are concerned. It makes a stronger door than does either cedar or pine, and as capable of taking on a high fiuish. For office furniture, finished in na tive color, there cannot bo anything better than Washington spruce, which finishes like Kast India satiuwood, and will also maintain a high and perma nent polish. Many of the local offices are using furniture made of this wood and are well satisfied with tho results. A STENOGRAPHER for Armour com pany, according to Collier's Weekly, testified before the Interstate Com merce Commission that it was his par ticular duty to "handle correspond ence, order icing for cars and make re bate statements." lie interpreted some items in the code-book employed in these transactions. The vocabulary of illegal rate making was given as fol lows: " Launch," better arrange rebate there; "launched," burning the stock at both ends; "launching," can make rebate; " Laura," handle rebate mat ters very carefully ; " lava," pay rebates from cash on hand; " laveallo," rebate must be confidential; " Kinsley" shade rebates a little rather than loso busi ness; "junk," if necessary to secure shipments you can make rates to—: " kaland," meet rate by voucher ; "ka lalna," meet any rato otl'ered ; " kash ger," if this rate will not secure advise what is necessary. . « • Progressive. Jack—' How are you gotting on with Miss lluggins, old man?" Tom —" Slow but sure. I began at the front gato and now have reached the veranda. If nothing happens I liopo to get into tlio parlor this fall." RICH MEN OF THE WORLD. Over one-balf of the millionaires in the world live in the United States. John I). Rockefeller, whose wealth is estimated at $000,000,000, is regarded as being not only the richest man in the world, but without question the richest man who ever lived. In addition to Rockefeller there are a number of other men and one wo man in America that are now rated at or above the $100,000,000 mark. ll"ro they are, with an estimate of their wealth appended : Andrew Carnegie,s3oo,OoO,ooo; Wil liam Rockefeller, $200,000,000; J. I'ter pont Morgan, $125,000,000; Marshall Field, $110,000,000; Mrs. Hetty Green, $100,000,000; Henry M. Flagler, James J. Hill, Russell Fage, Thomas Dolan of Philadelphia; Senator Clark of Montana, each $100,000,000. Statistics indicate that the total number of millionaires in the United States is 5,027. Canada lias but 1-1; Mexico, 3; Brazil 7; Argentina, C; Ecuador, 3; I'eru, 3; Chili, 2; Uru guay, 1. And as to tho old world, Knglaud leads us with 2,500; Germany has 801; France, 088; Russia, 49; Austria, 27; Belgium, 8; Spain, 6; Portugal, 3; Italy, 2; Norway, 2; Sweden, 1; Tur key, 1. India is credited with 'JOO million aires; China, 11; Persia, 3; Japan, 1; Siam, 1; Australia, 5; South Africa, 15; Abyssinia, 1; Morocco, 1. " Rich as Crmsus!" This is an ex pression that one often hears. The wealth of Crn-sus was the boast for centuries of ancient Rome. Yet mod ern historians tell us that the vaunted wealth of Cr<esus only totalled a petty !f5,000,000. Bali! If the once mighty Cr»c9us lived in America today his wealth would scarcely give hint more than a local reputation. In fact, he might live in New York without his money attracting any attention what ever. WHAT TO SERVE WITH MEATS Sauces, Salads and Dressings That Lend Zest to Appetite. Celery tauce, with quail. Mint sauce, with roast lamb. Apple sauce, with roast pork. French dressing with sardines. Currant jelly, with roast goose. Orange salad, with roast chicken. Cream sauce with sweetbreads. Sauce piquante, with baked shad. Apple sauce, with pork croquettes. Fauce tartare, with boiled lobster. Tomato catsup, with corned beef. Melted butter sauce, with mackerel. Tart grape j"lly, with eanvasback duck. Sauce tartare, with chicken cro- queues. Maitrc d'hotel sauce, with steamed oysters. Celery and onion dressing, with roast duck. Olives stuffed with peppers, with fish-balls. Horseradish and fried onions, with liver. Olives stufled with cheese, with cold tongue. Parmesan cheese, with beef and veal sausage. Oyster and chestnut dressing, with roast turkey. - No Bachelors Among Savages. In these days of bachelor men and bachelor girls we often imagine that celibacy is a custom recognized in all countries. This is largely because it is a condition made possible by west ern civilization. As regards savage and barbarous races, bachelors and bachelor girls are unknown, writes Delia Austrian in the Chicago Tribune ( and nearly every one strives to get married as soon as he or she is able. This is especially truo with people of small culture. THE smallest and most isolated of American possessions is Brooks Island in the Pacific ocean, 3,500 miles west of San Francisco. It was discovered and claimed in ISS'J but never occu pied until 1903, when it was utilized as a station with ten operators for the trans-Pacific cable. It is about two miles across, 40 feet above the tide, and a rocky reef keeps the waves from submerging it during great storms. The War Came. Said the Mikado to Nick " I have trumped your last trick. Shall wo play the game off, my dear Russia?" Said Nick," If you please, Now, my dear Japanese, Let us quit ere I'm tempted to Crus sia.-' Dr. A. D. llapkins, in charge of the forest insect investigations, Depart ment of Agriculture, in a recent lec ture, said that the average annual loss from insect work on forest trees and their crude and finished products, amounts to at least $100,000,000. OASTORIAi 8"» th» WHOLE NUMBER 2,852. FROM HEAD TO FOOT you fuel the good that'* ilouo hy Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical Dlscnvi rv. It, cleanses. regulates anil invigorates Stom ach. Liver and Itmvels and so purllic.s the blood. And through the blood. It cleanses, repairs, and invigorate™ the whole system. In recovering from "gripjie," or in con valescence from pneumonia, fevers, or other exhausting diseases, nothing can equal it as an appetizing, restorative tonic to build up needed flesn and strength. It rouses every organ Into natural action, promotes all the IK silly functions, and re stores health and vigor. For every disease that comes from foul or Weak stomach, a torpid Liver or im pure Wood. Dyspepsia, Indigestion, iiili oiisness. and the most stubborn Skill, Scalp, or Scrofulous affections, the •• Dis covery" is a Sovereign remedy. Don't la? hypnotized, wheedled, or over per suaded into accepting a substitute only that some selfish medicine seller may make a greater profit on the inferior article. The "Discovery" has a great record of nearly forty years with thou sands of cures behind it. Dotr Sir Several years ago my blood lie came Impoverished and I heeame run down In health. I bad no appetite, could not sleep, and wus practically untitled for work. Suf fered frotn innumerable ls,ils and was in hail shape. I>i* Pterco's Golden Medical Discov ery relieved me of my wretched condition. The medicine built up my system ami re stored me to a normal condition id health. I can speak moat highly also. j>t Dr. Pierce's Fa vorite Proscription, as It has been used in my family for years in cases of female trouble. VALENTIN* FRANH. 140 Goodrich Street. Buffalo. N. Y. The People's Common Sense Medical Adviser, hy K. V. Fierce. M. I)., Chief Consult ine Physician to the Inva «x liils' Hotel and Surgical Vglw Institute, Buffalo. N. Y. tm* Puper-Uuiml FKF.K on r«T ceipt of 21 one-cent stamps » for mailing only; or clotli ftJ iKUtnii for3l cents. Address the Author, as above. Dr. Pierce's Pellets Cure Constipation. A-ttention. To your wants in all that should lie in a Drug Store, is our business, and liic aim is that our atten tion to these needs ho so satisfactory to you that you will depend on "us for your supply of PURE DRUGS, PERFUMERY, CHEMICALS, SOAPS, CIGARS, STATIONERY, PATENT MEDICINES, AND DRUGGIST'S SUNDRIES. We RESPECTFULLY SOLICIT You to give us a call when in need of anything in our line. Whether I you purchase or not, get our priees -see our goods. These two poluts alone will make you regular pa trons. Then, we treat everyone Just alike, a child can do as well here as an adult. We always appreciate |>a tronage, whether smalt or large, and sell goods at roasouable priees. OUR PRESCRIPTION DEPARTMENT Realising our responsibility in this res pect, we are scrupulously particular, in every detail, using only the best ar.d purest drugs and chemicals with guaran teed accuracy. It matters not what phy sician writes your prescription, it will be compounded in the strictest accordance* therewith, by a competent, reliable phar macist, if brought to us, and only reason able charges made. ROBT. MARR, Home Drug Store OLYMTIA, WASH. Oct. 19, 1903. y Oiympia-Taeoiua lav. Co. TIME CARD. UIIEYUOCND MULTNOMAH Lv. Olympla.. 7.00 am Lv Seattle . 9.00 am Ar. Tacoma .. 9.40 ani Ar. Tacoma . .11.00 ain Lv. Tacoma .. 10.00 a m Lv. Tacoma 12.00 m Ar. Olympia. .12.30 p m Ar. Olympia.. 3.00 pm Returning— Returning— I-v. Olympia ..1.00 pm I.v. 01ympia...4.30 p m Ar. l'acoma... 3.45 p m Ar Tacoma 7,(D piq Lv. Tacoma 4.00 pin Lv. Tacoma 7.30 p m Ar. Olympia. ..7.00 pra Ar. Seattle 9.30 pm (Daily including Sun.) (Daily except Sun.) Steamer Greyhound makeo direct connection with Interurbaii Trains leaving Tacoma at 10:30 a. in. ami 4:15 p in. aud trains leaving Seattle at 8 iK> a. m. and 2 P. ni. Ticket* gold through, including two trans fers for SI.OO. F. A. WILSON, J. C. PERCIVAL, General Manager. Secretary I'IIONF. MAIN 33 T TIIK POPCL.tK " TONY FAUST ; t | RESTAURANT. \\ f C. HOLTfIUSEN, - - PROPRIETOR. jj "T - > 4 The tabie will be served with all the . > 4 delicacies of tlia season. Opeu day -. 4 and uight . , t JtiSETSU OljlUpia, tub. 4444444444+»» + »»»+ M » M »4^' R. J. PRICKMAN. Artistic Tailor, IS SHOWING A BEAUTIFUL LINE OF GOODS, Both standard and novel. MAIN ST.. BKT. FIFTH AND SIXTH El). McROSTIE CITY SCAVENGER PHONE KED LU'».