Newspaper Page Text
TsJe./* For 7. •* ? n J £>, Winter E'v eriing Jonesy From (he "01J Home Uo'use" V.' JGSEI'Ii C. LINCOLN C< \ i £ 1.1, i :.j«. by A. S. Barnes Q Co. Peter T. Brown that s>>g i a I li ed it, you illicit know. (II And, as likewise you might : J know, 'twas Cap'n Jonadab that «!■■).v tl.e most of the growling. "They ain't no sense in it, Peter," i-iys I'. "IMncution's all right in its place, but 'taiu't no good out of it." "<)h. ring "if:" says Peter. "Twen ty-throe!" And so they bad ii back and forth. I didn't say n<'ihitv. r 1 knew how •twou'd . •!.! !;' Peter T. Brown Ihou-lit 'P-i as p.. (1 judgment to hire s mess of college boys for waiters, fel lers -a!, , c ild order up the squab in ji_ ii Kngii-h and the ham In hog 1., in. 1 didn't care, so b.ng as the orders and boarders got filled and tho payroll didn't have growing pains. I had considerable faith In Brown's Ideas, and he was as set on this one as a Brahma lien ou a plaster nest egg. "It'll give sone to the shebang," says be. ii erring to the hotel, "and we want to keep the Old Home House as high toned as a ten story organ facto ry. And as for education, that's a matter of taste. Me, I'd just as soon have a waiter that bashfully admitted 'Wee, my dam,' as I would one that pushed 'Shur-r-e, Moike!' edgeways out of one corner of his mouth and served the lettuce on top of the lob ster from principle, to keep the green above the red." So It went his way finally, as I knew it would, and when tiie Old Ilonie opened up on June 1 the college waiters was on hand. And they was as nice a lot of boys as ever handled plates and wiped dishes for their board and $4 a week. And they made a hit with the boarders, especially the wom en folks. Before June was over the Old Home was full up, and we had to annex a couple of next door houses for the leftovers I was skipper for one of them houses, and Jonadab run the other. Each of us had a cook and a waiter, a house keeper and an upstairs girl My house keeper was the boss prize in the pack age. Her uame was Mabel Seabury. and she was young and quiet and as pretty as the first .bunch of Mayflow ers In the spring. And a lady—wbew! The first time I set opposite to her at table 1 made up my mind I wouldn't drink out of my sasser if I scalded the lining off my throat She was city born and brought up, but she wa'n't one of your common "lie, lie; ain't you turrible!" lunch counter princesses, with a head like a dandelion pone to seed and a fish net waist. You bet she wa'n't! Uer dad htid had mouey once, afore he triod to beat out Jonah and swallow the- stock exchange whale. The ouly trouble she made was first alung, and that wa'n't her fault. I thought at oue time we'd have to put up :i wire fence to keep them college waiters away from her. They hung around her like a passel of gulls around a herring boat. She was nice to 'em, too, but when you're just so nice to everybody and not nice enough to any special oue the prospect ain't encouraging. So they give It up, but there wa'n't a male on the place, from old Dr. Blatt. mixer of Blatt's Burdock Bitters and Blatt's Balm For Beauty, down to the boy that emptied the ashes, who wouldn't have humped himself on all fours and crawled eight miles if she'd asked him to. And that Includes me and Cap'n Jonadab, and we're about as tough a couple of wo men proof old hulks as you'll find afloat. One evening—along the second week In July 'twas—l got up from the sup per table and walked over toward the hotel. By the gate I see a feller stand ing, a feller with a leather bag In his hand, a stranger. "Good evening," says I. "Looking for the hotel, was you?" He swung round klDd of lazy-like and looked at me. Then I noticed how big be was. Seemed to me he was ail of seven foot higb and broad accord ing. And rigged up— my soul! "He had on a wide felt hat with a whirligig top on to it and a light checked suit and gloves and slung more style than a barber on Sunday. "Good eveuing," says the seven foot el, looking down and speaking to me cheerful. "Is tbls the Old Ladies' home—the Old Homo House, 1 should say?" "Yes, sir," says I, looking up rever ent at that hat "Right," he says. "Will you be good enough to tell me where I can find the proprietor? I'm looking for a Job." "A Job!" I sings out "A Job?" "Yes. I understand you employ col lege men as waiters. I'm from Har vard, and"— "A waiter?" I says, so astonished that 1 could hardly swaller. "Be you a waiter?" "I don't know. I've been told so. Our coach used to say I was the best waiter on the team. At any rate, I'll try the experiment" "But what for? You ain't short of cash?" "Ton bet!" he sa.vs. "Strapped!" I went off and found Peter T. You'd ought to seen Peter stare when we hove In sight of the candidate. "Tbuader!" says he. "Is this ex hibit 1. Barzlllar I done the polite, mentioning Brown's name, hesitating on t'other chap's. "Kr—Jones," says tb» human light house. "Glad to meet you, Mr. Jones," says Peter. "So you want to be a waiter, do you? For how much per?" "Oh, I dont know. I'll begin at the bottom, being a green hand. Twenty a week or so." Brown choked. "The figure's all right" he says, "only it covers a month down here." "Right!" says Jones, not a bit shook up. Peter stepped back and looked him over. "Jonesy," says he finally, "you'ro on. Take him to the servants' quar ters, Wlngate." •Nest morning we was at the break fast table in my branch establish ment—me and Mabel and the live boarders. All hands was doing their best to start a famine in the fruit tnarkvt, and Dr. Blatt was waving a banana and cheering us with a yarn about nu old lady that his Burdock Bitters had h'isted bodily out of the tomb when the kitchen door opens, and In marches the waiter with the .» full ( f dishes of "cereai. - ,->»c!ii!» to me 'iwa ; • >|>)*«-<I hay we bail that niorni:._ ei; . r that or shavings. 1 always i',.e:i> breakfast foods mix ed Up. But *twa'n't the bay that made ev erybody set upiral take notice. Twas the waiter hinwlf lie dodged up the scenery like a pel el> pliant ui.ti vms il' V.n in llie shipping list as "Jones." "Weil, Mr. J"!ie.-." sax s i. sonti's 1 could p t nr." breath, "this is kind of unexpected. ni l 't it? Th -tight you was booked f r the main dock." ' Yes. s;r," he says, polite as a sew i.,- i ...i< hine agent, "I was. but I'ercy and i have exchanged. Cereal this ni' ruing, madamV" Mrs, Itounderbv took her measure of shavings ami Jones' measure at the > uiie lintc. She had him labeled "Dan ger" right off. You could tell that by the way site spread her wings over "Maizie."' Hut I wa'n't watching her Just then. 1 was looking at Mabel Seabury—looking and wondering. The housekeeper was white as the tablecloth. She st.-ir.-d at tlie Jones mun as if she couldn't believe her eyes, and her breath come short aud ijul'-k. 1 thought sure she was going to cry. And what she ate of that meal wouldn't have made a lunch for a hearty bumming bird. When 'twas finished I went out on the i>orch to think things over. The dining room winder was open, and Jonesy was clearing the table. All of a sudden I heard hltn say, low and earnest: "Well, aren't you going to speak to me?" The answer was in a girl's voice, and I knew the voice. It said: "You, you! How could you? Why did you come?" "You didn't think I could stay away, did you'/"' "But how did you know I was here?" "It took me a month, but 1 worked it out finally. Aren't you glad to see me?" She burst out crying then, quiet, but as if her heart was broke. "Oh," she sobs, "how could you be so cruel! And they've been so kind to me here." I went away then, thinking harder than ever. At dinner Jonesy done the waiting, but Mabel wa'n't on deck. "A Job I" I slugs out "A Jubr Sbe had a headache, the cook said, and Peter Brown comes to me. all broke up. and says be: "There's merry clink to pay," he says. "Mabel's going to leave." "No?" says 1. "She ain't neither!"* "Yes. she is. She says she's going foinorrer. She won't tell me why, and I've argued with her for two hours. She's going to quit, and I'd rather enough sight quit myself. What']] we do?" says he. All round the place everybody was talking about the "lovely" new waiter, and to bear the girls go ou yon'd think the Prince of Wales had landed. I was busy thinkfrig. By 8 o'clock I'd made up iny mind, and I went hunting for Jones. "Look here." says I. "Mr.—Mr."— "Jones," says he. "Oli, yes—Jones. It's a nice name." "I remember it beautifully," says he, smiling. "All right. Mr. Jones. Pin going t# preach « little sermon. My text Is found In the Old Home hotel, Well mouth. first bouse oa the left If* Miss Seabury," says I. He was surprised, I guess, but he never turned a hair. "Indeed?" he says. "jShe is the—the housekeeper. Isn't she?" "She was," says L "but sbe leaves tomorrer morning " That hit him between wind and wa ter. "No?" he sings out setting up straight and staring at me. "Not really?" "You bef I says. "Now, down-In this part of the chart we've como to think more of that young lady than a cat-does of the only kitten left out Of the bag In the water bucket Let me tell you about her." So I went ahead, tailing him how Mabel had come to us, why she come, how woll she was liked, how much she liked us and a whole lot more. "And, now, all at once," says I, "she gives up being happy and well and contented, and won't eat, and cries, and says she's going to leave. There's a reason, and I'm going to make a guess at It I believe It calls lt*>'f Jones." His under jaw pushed out a lktle, and his eyebrows drew together. Bnt all lie said was, "Well?" "Yes," I says. "And, now, Mr. Jones, I'm old and nosey maybe, but I like that girl. Perhaps I might come to like you too. You cant telL Under them circumstances and with the understanding that it didn't go no farther maybe you might give me a glimpse of the lay of the land. Pos sibly I might have something to say that would help. I'm fairly white un derneath. if I be sunburned. What do you think about it?" He didn't answer right off; seemed to be chewing it over. After a spell he spoke. "Mr. Wlngate," says he, "with the understanding that you mentioned I don't mind supposing a case. Sup pose you was a chap in college. Sup pose you met a girl In the vicinity that was—well, was about the best ever. Suppose you came to find that life wasn't worth a continental with out that girl. Then suppose you had a dad with money—lots of money. Suppose the old to —the gov'nor, 1 mean without even seeing her or even knowing her name or a thing about her said no. Suppose you and the old gentleman had a devil of a row rjr for keens, a Then 50* pose the girl wouldn't listen to you under the circumstances. Talked rot nbout 'wasted future' and 'throwing your life away,' and so on. Suppose when you showed her that you didn't care a red for futures she ran away from you and wouldn't tell where she'd pone. Suppose—well, 1 guess that's enough supposing. I don't kuow why I'm telling you these things anyway." He stopped and scowled at the floor, acting like he was sorry lie spoke. I pulled at my pipe a minute or so, and then says I: "Hum:" 1 says. "I presume likely It's fair to suppose that this break witli the old gent Is for good?" lie didn't answer. But he didn't need to. The look on his face was enough. "Yes," says I. "Well, It's likewise to be supposed that the idea—the even tual idea-Is marriage, straight mar riage, hey?" lie jumped out of his chair. "Why, ! cuss you!" he says. "I'll" "All right. Set down and be nice. I I was fairly sure of my soundings, but I it don't do no harm to heave the lead. I I ask jour pardon. Well, what you j going to support a wife on—her kind ;of a wife? A summer waiter's Job nt | twenty a month?" i He set down, but he looked more I troubled than ever. I was sorry for hhn. I couldn't help liking the boy. "Suppose she keeps her word and goes away," says I, "what then?" "I'll go after her." "Suppose she still sticks to her prin ciples and won't have you, wliere'll you go then?" "To the hereafter," says he, naming the station at the end of the route. "Oh, well, there's no hurry about that Most of us are sure of a free ene way pass to that port some time or other, 'cording to the parson's telL See here, Jonesl Let's look at this thing like a couple of men, not chil dren. The way to show a young wo man like her that you mean business and are going to be worth cooking meals for is to get the best place you can and start in to earn a living aud save money. Now, Mr. Brown's fa ther-in-law is a man by the name of Dillaway, Dillaway of the Consolidat ed Cash Stores. He'll do things for ■lie if I ask him to. and 1 happen to know that he's just started a branch up to Providence aud Is there now Supiwse 1 give you a note to him, ask ing him as a favor to me to give you the best job he can. Ile'll do it, I know. After that it's up to you. This Is, of course, providing that you start for Providence tomorrei- morning. What d'you say?" He was thinking bard. "Suppose I don't make good?" he says. "Oh, suppose your granny's pet hen hatched turkeys," I says, get ting impatient "I'll risk your makiug good." "Mr. Wlugate." says he, "It's a deal." "Good enough!" I says. "Now, you go and tell her, aud I'll write the let ter to Dillaway." So the next forenoon Peter T. Brown was joyful all up one side because Mabel had said she'd stay and mourn ful all down the other because his pet college giant had quit almost afore he started. I went up to the deiiot with Jonesy to see him off. "Goodby, old man," he says, shak ing hands. "You'll write me once in awhile telling me bow she Is, and— end so on?" "Bet your says I. "I'll keep you posted up." July and the first two weeks in Au gust moped along, and everything at the Old Home House *->.>pt about (he same. Mabel was In mighty good spir its for her, and she got prettier every day. 1 bad considerable fun with Cap'n Jonadab over bis not landing a rich husband for the Seabury girl. Looked like the millionaire crop was going to be a failure that summer. But one moralng he comes to uie, ex cited as a mouse at a cat show, and says he: "Ah, ha! What did I tell you? I've got one!" "I see you have." says I. "Want me to send for the doctor?" "Stop your foollshlng." he says. "I mean I've got a millionaire. He's coming tonight too." I managed to find out that the new boarder was a big banker from New York, name of Van Wedderburn. with a barrel of cash and a hogshead of dyspepsy. "And I've fixed it that he's to stop at your house. Barzilla," crows Jona dab. "And when he sees Mabel—well, you know what she's done to the other men folks," he says. "Humph!" says I. "Maybe he's got dyspepsy of the heart along with the other kind. What makes i-ou so cock sartln?" "'Cause he's a widower." lie says "Them's the softest kind." "Well, you ought to know." 1 told him. "Bet you 75 cents to a quarter it don't work." Ho wouldn't take me, having scru ples against betting, except when he bad the answer In his pocket But be went away cackling Joyful, and that night Van Wedderburu arrived. Van was a substantial looking old relic, built on the lines of the Boston atatehouse. broad In the beam and with a shiny dome on top. I jedged the meals at our table would be as agreeable as a dog fight However, 'twas up to me, and I towed him In aud made him Acquaint ed with Mabel. She wa'n't enthusias tic until I mentioned his name. Then she gave a little gasp-like. When Van bad gone up to his rooms, puffing like a donkey engine and growling 'cause there wa'n't no elevators, she took me by the arm and says she: "W bat did you say his uame was, Mr. Wingate?" "Van Wedderburn," says L "Not of Vau Wedderburn & Hamil ton, the bankers?" she asks, eager. "That'a him," aaya I. "Why? Do you know him?" "Oh, no," she says, "I don't know hlin, but I kuow of bim—everybody does." Well, everybody did. that's a fact and the way Marin Bounderby and "Malzle" was togged out at the supper table was a sin and a shame. But what surprised me was Mabel Seabury. She was dressed up, too— not in the Bounderbys' style—collar bones and diamonds—but in plain white, with lace fuzz, if sbe wa'n't peaches and cream then all you need la lettuce to make me a lobster salad. And she waa as nice to Van as if he waa old Deuteronomy out of the Bi ble. He set down to that meal with a toce on him like a pair of nutcrackers, and afore 'twaa over he was laughing and eaUng apple pie and telling funny yarna about robbing his "frieu<W in the street I judged he'd be sorry for It afore morning, but I didn't care for that I waa kind of worried myself: didn't understand it And I understood it less and less aa the daya went by. Mabel cooked little special dlabea for bis dyspepsy to play with and aet with him on the pl- UM jamUurs and laughed at Us jokes and tfie mmi Knows wnat. In side of a fortni't lio was a gone goose, which wa'n't surprising, every other man being in the same fix. but 'twas surprising !o spe her helping tlie gone ness along. The Bounelerbys packed up and lit out in ten days, and noue of the other women would sjteak to Mabel. And Jonaelab! lie wa'n't lit to live with. The third forenoon after Van Wedderburn ,-ot there he come around and took the quarter bet. And the way he crowed over me made my hands itch for a rop.'s end. That uight I dropped a line to poor Jouesy at Providence telling lilni that If he could get a day ofT may lie he'd better come down to Wellmouth and see to his fences. The next day was Labor day, and . what was left of the boarders was going for a Una I picnic over to Baker's : grove at Ostable. We went, three cat | boats full of us, and Van and Mabel I Seabury was In the same boat. We | made the grove all right, and me and | Jonadab had our hands full, baking clams and chasing spiders out of the milk and doing all the chores that makes a picnic so Joyfully miserable. When the dinner dishes was washed I went off by myself to a quiet bunch of bayberry bushes half a mile from the grove and laid down to rest, be ing beat out. I guess I fell asleep, and what woke uie was somebody speaking close by. "Oh. nor* says Mabel Seabury, dreadful nervous and hurrled-llke. "Oh, no! Mr. Van Wedderburn, please don't say any more." "Do you mean that—really mean it?" asks Van, hl3 voice rather shaky and seemingly a good deal upset. "My dear young lady, 1 realize that I'm twice your age and more, and I sup pose that I was an old fool to hope, tout I did hope—l Can't you?" "No!" says she. more nervous than ever and shaky, too, but decided. "No! Oh, 110! It's all my fault I'm—l'm— so sorry. Please forgive me." That night as I passed the lilac bushes by the gate somebody steps out and grabs my arm. I Jumped, looked up. and there, glaring down at me out of the clouds, was Friend Jones from Providence. R. I. "Wlngate," he whispers, fierce, "who la the man and where is he?" "Easy." 1 begs, "easy on that arm. 1 might want to use it again. What man?" "That mail you wrote me about Pre come down here to Interview him." "Oh. it's all right now," says L "There was an old rooster from New York who was acting too skittish to suit me. but I guess It's all off. He's a hundred years old or so—name of Van Wedderburn." "WhatT' he says, pinching uiy arm till I could all but feel his thumb and finger meet. "What? Sto > Joking I'm not funny tonight." "It's uo Joke." says I. trying to put my arm together again. "Van Wedder- "I sup/Mine Unit I WHS tin olil loot to hnfte." burn Is his name. Course you've heard nf hlnj Whv there he Is uow!" Sure enough, there was Van, stain ing like a statue of misery ou the front porch of the tnnln hotel. Jonesy stared and stared. "Is that the man?" be says, choking up. "Was be sweet on Mabel?" "Sweeter 'n a molasses stopper," says I. "But he's going away In a day or so." lie commenced to laugh, and I thought lie'd never stop. "What's the Joke?" I asks after a year or so of tbla foolishness. "Let me In. won't you?" He stopped long enough to ask one more question. "Tell me, for the Lord's sake!" says he. "Did she know who he was?" "Sartln," says L "So did every oth er woman around the place. You'd think so If— He walked off then, laughing him self Into a fit "Good night, old man," he says between spasms. "See you later." If be hadn't been so big I cal'lated I'd bare risked a kick. A whole lot of the boarders had gone on the evening train, and at our bouse Van Wedderburn was the only one left. He and Mabel and me was the full crew at the breakfast table the follering morning. The fruit season was a quiet one. I done all the talk ing there was. Every time the broker and the housekeeper looked at each other they turned red. Finally 'twas "chopped bay" time, and in comes the waiter with the tray. And again we bad a surprise, just like the one back In July. Percy wa'n't on hand, and Jonesy was. But the other surprise wa'n't nothing to this one. The Sectary girl was mightily set back, but old Van was paralyzed. "Cereal, sir?" asks Jones, polite as ever. "Why— why, yoo—yoo rascal !" hol lers Van Wedderburn. "What are you doing here?" "I have a few days' vacation from my position at Providence, air," an ■wers Jones. "Why, Robert!" exclaims Mnhel Sea bury. Van swung around like he was on a pivot "Do you know him?" he pauts, wild as a coot Twa* the waiter himself that an swered. "She knows me. father." he says. In fact she is the young lady 1 told yon about last spring " Did you ever see (he tide K o out over the flats? Well, that's the way the red slid dowu off old Vau's bald head and across his cheeks. Hut It came back again like an earthquake Wave. He turned to Mabel oiicp more, and If ever there WHS N PLEADING "Don't tell" In a man's eyes't was in his "Cereal, sir?" asks Robert Vau Wed 4arhiiro. Well, I guess that's about all. Van senior took it enough sight more graceful than you'd expect under the circumstances. He went straight up to his room aDd never showed up till supper time. Then he marches to where Mabel and his son was on the porch, a ltd says he: "Bob." he says, "If you don't marry this young lady within a mouth I'll disowu you for good this time. You've got more sense than I thought. Mess ed If I see who you Inherit it from!" Jonadab ain't paid me the quarter yet. He says the bet was that she'd land a millionaire and a Van Wedder burn afore the season ended, acid sl<.9 did. So he Aggers that he won the bet. Iliin and me got wedding cards n week ago, so I suppose "Jouesy" and Mabel are on their honeymoon now. I wonder If she's ever told her hus band aIKMt what I heard In the bay berry bushes. Being the gamest sport for a woman that ever I see. I'll gam ble she ain't said a word about It. SUMMONS. Dept. 4, No. 30.258. In the Superior Court of the State of Washington in ami for the County of Pieice. John McPhee,_ Plaintiff. vs. Randall Itubb, and Western States Investment Company (a corporation). Kanilall liubD, Prest., and S. F. Wright, Secy , Defendants. The State of Washington to the said Ran dall Duhb, and Western States Invest ment Company, Defendants: You and each of you are hereby sum moned to ap(>car within sixty days alter the date of the first publication of this summons, to-wit; the 28th <lav of Octo ber, I'JIO, and defend the alx>vo entitled action in the above entitled Court mid an swer the complaint of the plaintill and serve a copy of jour answer upon the un dersigned attorneys for plaintiff at their otlice below stated; and in case of your failure so to do judgment will lie ren dered against you according to the de mands of the complaint, which lias been filed with the Clerk of said Court. The object of this action is to enforce payment of a certain promissory note in lh»» sum of S4OO given by you to tire plaintill above named and which came due on April 10th, lUIO, and to sell a certain mortgage given as collateral security lor the pay ment of the above mentioned note, which said note has not been paid in whole or in part. ELLIS LEWIS UARRETSON and EDWIN F. MASTERSON, Atternevs for Plaintiff. Office an I post-office address, ,tlvl'J-20 Fidelity Itidg., Tacotna, Wash. Date of first pub., Oct. 2M, l'Jlt). 7t. "CAPITAL" FERTILIZER Manufactured from Oyster •Shell is a winner, and rea sonable in price. Should be used in the fall. Come and buy some and be convinced. Manufactured and for kale by THE BROTHERS COMPANY 352 FRANKLIN ST,, OI.VMIMA Sale* Afeota—Fruit Growers' Associatio n Martin Hardware Co., and the grocery stor eJ " |N the Superior Court of the State of Wa<b -1 iiigtou, for Fierce County. J. K. Summers, and Lyila Summer*. Plaintiffs, vs William E. Hudi-on, Julina llontkc, Mrs. Caroline Thompson, J. L. Msffltt. The E. Meeker Company, A corporation. E. H. On borne, the unknown heirs of William K. II nil - sou siul Mrs Caroline Thompson. deceased, ami alaoall other iwrxouaor parties unknown claiming auy right, title, estate. lien or inter est in the real enlale described In the com plaint herein,— Defendants. No. The State of Washington To The E. Meeker Company, a corporation. Defendant:— Yon are hereby anmmoced to appear within sixty days after the Aral ptilillcatlon of this snm niot.s, to-wit:—within sixty days »rter the h dsy of October, A. D. ISIU. and defend the sh.,ve entitled action In the almve entitled Court and answer the complaint of the plaintiff*. and «srr« H Copy of your answer, or other plesdinc, upon the undersigned attorney for plaintiff- at his office Ik* low stated and in ca*e ol your failure *0 to do judgment will he rendered against you ac cording to the demand of the complaint which ha* been filed with the clerk of nald Superior Court. Thw object of atid action in to quiet mid confirm the title of the plaintiff* in and to the following real estate In Pierce County. Wash ington. to-wit:—The aouth fifteen feet of lot twelve and lots thirteen and fourteen in block seventy in Meeker'* Third Addltiou to Puvallup, and to exclude the paid defendant* above named «nd each and all of them from ever averting any right, title, Imerest, lien or claim thereto what soever. FRANK P. DAVIS, Attornev for riMlutitr. Puvallup, Wach. Office, ruyullup State Bank Bu!ld'ing. Dale of first publication. Oct. 28, 1910. 7t, 4LIPPINCOTT'S h MONTHLY MAGAZINE 42 YEARS YOUNG WHAT IS IT LIKE? It is a high class pure-spirited magazine of cleverness. It contains one complete copyrighted novel in every issue, tiesides a half dozen capital short stories, pleasing |ioetry, readable articles, and the jolly-best humor section you ever saw. Every month you will find a group of terse and timely articles of absorbing interest \ \ \ \ \ \ •. •. •. •. •. SPECIAL FEATURES 12 GREAT COMPLETE NOVELS. 6 ARTICLES ON OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS 75 FASCINATING SHORT STORIES. 5 ARTICLES ON "THOSE NERVES " 200 PACES OF NEW HUMOR. 2000 Paget Yearly of Fiction, Fact, and Fun 25c par cap, THE BEST OBTAINABLE $2.80 a y.u LIPPINCOTT'S Eaat Waahington Square PHILADELPHIA, PA. • END FOR OUR SPECIAL MAGAZINE OFFERS rjIHK TELEPHONE is the Coal Man's Rest Salesman. Many of his customers he never sees, for their orders borne by wire and their checks by mail, If you move into a new house or have an unexpected need of fuel, you can often save a day's time by telephoning your order. In the mining and shipping of Coal, the Bell Telephone has become an important factor. The wholesale markets- and sour ces of supply are kept in constant touch with the Hell Long Dis tance Service, and the danger of a coal famine greatly reduced. PACIFIC TELEPHONE AND u ® S TELEGRAPH COMPANY EVERY HEI.I. TELEPHONE IS TUB CENTER OK THE SiSTIM. A Huir<u;i Cilaich Factory. The body of t'.o average man contains phosphorus : l;icicnt to make •is;t,sK matches, en.• to till aiiout O,OUG boxes, allowing i . y matches to the box. Phosphorus ...'o of fourteen elements entering into the composition of the body. It is divided "M.»jng tiiu bones, flesh, nerv ous system. ; d other organs. Wi.-hout phosphori:-- br..in would be weak, the ln*ly foohie, and the bones would di.-in tegrato leaving man a squid y inverte brate squirming in the dust. The perfect health of t'ao human body requires a per fect balance of the constituent elements of which it is composed. The carbon. Iron, lime, sulphur, sodium, etc., must all be replaced as they are used up in hiiii.au euerry. Take all the iron from the Mo-.J and the circulation stops. That's death. Change the proper proportion of these substances to each other, destroy their Natural balance in the body, and }uu de stroy the balance of health. Till: FOOt> V.K EAT. Where do these essential element? ol vital force come from? From the food we eat. How are they extracted and dis tribiite.l to the several organs they sus tain? The are extracted and distributed by the stomach and other organs of di gestion and nutrition. What haptens when the stomach is "weak"? The toed is only partly digested and assimilated. And then what? Then the balance of health is oc troyed and there's blood "trouble," nerve "trouble," lung "trouble,' heart "trouble." or some other "trouble' with the vital organs of the body, l'ain ij the hunger try of the starved organs. What then is tho logical lirst step tc health V I'ut the stomach mid ori/ons of diijtsticm and nutrition into n condition of sound hoilth. That is just what is done by Dr. Pierce's (lolden Medical Discovery and that is just the secret of the many mar velous cures effected by this remedy. No medicine can make fat or flesh. Food alone can make them. Only the stomach and its allied organs can ex tract front the food tho elements that mako flesh and fat and sustain life. " Nerve fix ids," " blood-m a k i ng " medicines, are mere fads and fallacies. The stomach and organs of digestion and nutrition pre pare and distribute the food. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is not a cure-all. It does one thing. It cures diseases of the stomach and organs of digestion and nutrition. The rest Na ture doe-. Nature feeds the' nerves, en riches the blood, heals the luncs and re>- stores the failing vital powers. "Golden Medical Discovery" only removes tho obstructions disease has put in Nature's way. There Is no alcohol In "Golden Medical Discovery " and it contains neither opium, cocaine nor any other narcotic. Doctor Pierce holds no secrets from you—he tells ?ou that the "Discovery" contains tho ollowing ingredients: Golden Seal root. Queen's root. Stone root. Illack Cherry - bark, I Mood root. Mandrake root and Chemically Pure Glycerine. From "Organic Medicines." by Grover Coe, M. I)., of New York, wo extract tho following: "Hydrastis (Golden Seal) ex ercises an especial influence over mucous surfaces. I pon tho liver it acts with equal certainty and efficacy. As a chola gogno (liver invigorator), It has few equals. In affections of the spleen, and alidominal viscera generally, it Is an eflicicnt and reliable remedy. Also in Scrofula, glandular diseases generally, cutaneous emotion -, indigestion, debility, diarrhu-a ana dysentery, constipation, piles and all morbid and critical dis charges." F. Eilingwoexl. M. D„ says of Stone re>ot (Collinsonia), "stimulates the stomach, acts as a tonic to enfeebled muscular structure of tho heart and has a direct Influence upon atonic (weak) and dilated or otherwise impaired conditions of tho veins. It is a speciGc remedy in piles. Ia catarrhal gastritis, where tno circula tion is defective, it, either alone or com bined with hydrastls, is of lirst import ance. They Increase the apjietite and greatly improve the digestion and assimi lation of food. Good for rectal pains and piles of the pregnant woman. Is a heart tonic of direct and permanent influence. Excellent in tho bicycle heart. In rheu matic inflammation and clergyman's soro throat." American Dispensatory says of Blood root, "stimulates digestive organs, in croasos action of heart and arteries— stimulant and tonic. Very valuable as a coiiirh remedy—acts as a sedative —fur- ther valuable as an alterative." Tho People's Common Senso Medical Adviser is a valuable work for frequent consultation and is free from technical terms. It contains over one thousand paces. It is sent post paid, on receipt of sufficient in one-cent stamjw to pay cost of mailing only, 21 stamps for a copy in flexible paper covers, or HI stamps for a cloth-bound copv. Address Doctor R. V. fierce, Buffalo. U. Y. John M. Wilson <! <1 ATTORNEY A T LAW 3 J < ' (COUNTY ATTORNEY) J> |, Office: Court House, Oiympia, Wash. ' | liEPER iV LEWIS - THE MOST COMPLETE STOPR 0 f Staple; Fancy Groceries TiiK FI'LI.KST AND MOST COMPI.KTK I.ink ,|. I "3C r "OSS OiT Hi -O I BUV YOUR GROCERIES I 5 FLOUR AND FEED <)1 £ | M.E. GEORGE | $ THr | Up-to-Date Grocer t A And you will always get the finest quality £ 3 and lowest prices. £ Telephone Main 116. Cor. Fourth and Columbia St. \ A ~ ~ V W jrjr • © I "IT MAKES YOU STRONG." tf Y< If you nfctl a took- to l>nil<l uji your system, drink 'a I Olympia Malt Extract I | A pure non-intoxic.iting exiraet of barley-malt ami hops. Higher 3 t in extract and k wer in alcoholic content than anv other malt J £ extract on the market. Only I.VHtO of 1 per ,-cut. alcohol. | TKe Price sl ' 7 -*' P er doztn or $3.50 for two-dozen c Ut> e J | OLYMPIA BREWINC. CO § r TELEPHONE MAIN 10 }4 Eg [CHAMBERS MA KKETI m ~~ j » CHAMBERS BLOCK FOURTH ST. TELEPHONE MAIN 44 ) V FULL LINE OF .\.E TS FOR THE \ WHOLESALE 9 RETAIL TRADE. J We solicit a share of your trade and will strive to please. / B LIGHT* u iVwad* «l I Sv M Tl.e SMITHSONIAN! I CORRECT H ■i. ■ flim.au GLia.& PHONE MAIN 52. FREE DELIVERY. OLYMPIA MARBLE WORKS A ESTABLISHED 1389. 3 J". B. DEVER, Proprietor I jT marble and GRANITE * * * I W Ci?ll Monuments, Markers Etc. Fourth unJ Jefferson St*. OLYMI'IA - - WASHINGTON ? Palcott BrosTj ? THE ULDKST JEHEUV BOISE IS t»Ki>TEK.\ WISIIMTOJI. ESTABLISH' 1572 / / —DEALERS IN f ) WATCHES, DIAMONDS. JEWEI.KY, ) s CLOCKS. SILVERWARE, CUT til.-\SS, \ f LEATHER GOODS, CUTLERY, NuYKLTIES I \ SEWING MACHINES, SUNDRIES S C MANUFACTI'KEKB of ( > NOTARY AND LODGE SEALS £ RUBBER STAMPS f UMBRELLAS ? P Repairing in All Departments. ( r and 4'2G Main St., - • - Olj nipia. Wash. \ Hbvertise in the £>tanbart>