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THE ♦ FORREST ♦ CITY ♦ TIMES. LANDVOIQT A VADAKIN, Pubs. rORREST CITY, - • ARKANSAS. Marshal I.eonhod Von Bhunenthal, the last surviving prominent German general Of the Frsnco-Prussian war, was reported, on the 3d, to be dan* gerously ill The Cape Colony house of assembly, on the 8th. passed to a second reading a bill to raise a loan of JC 500,000 to Insure the immediate payment of half the losses sustained oy private per sons through the war. The special commissioners appoint ed by the governments of Nicaragua and Honduras to ti\ the boundary be tween the two states, a matter long in dispute, have concluded their work amicably, the result being satisfac tory to both governments. The receipts of Klondike gold at the San Francisco mint and Seattle assay office from July 1 to September 80 aggregated $16,007,555, and of Cape Nome gold. $3,311,801. The total of all deposits at Imth offices during the three months was $33,334,810. Andrew C. Armstrong, one of the founders of “Scribner's Monthly,” and one of the oldest publishers in New York city, died at his country home at Stamford, Conn., on the night of the 8th, after a long illness from a com plication of disorders, lie was 71 yeurs old. A bacteriolgical examination in the case of Seaman Garnett, who arrived at Newcastle. September 13, ou n ▼essel from the Rio de la Flata, and went to Llandaff, Wales, where ho died, on the <th, supposedly of fever, showed unmistakably that the disease Was the bubonic plague. The Berlin Vossiselie Zeitung pub lishes a letter from Brisbane, assert ing that the German meat inspection law, especially the prohibition ns to cunned meats, has already proved a heavy blow to the Australian packing industry in whichGerman citizens are heavily interested financially. The dowager empress has deputed the highest official of the empire to make all necessary arrangements for • most imposing funeral in honor of Barou Von Ketteler, the late German minister to China. She has also or dered the erection of a suitable tem ple at the capital to his memory. Secretary of State Rose, on the 4th, •cut about eight thousand notices to corporations in Illinois requesting them to make affidavit that they are In no manner connected with trusts »nd return the affidavits to his office within 30 days, under penalty of the law. which prescribes a fine of not less than $500 nor more than $2,000 for the first offense. The social grand jury investigating the late riot at Akron, O., reported, on the 5th, returning 6t> true bills and Indicting 45 men and boys. One of these is Councilman George Brodt, »nd another is A. A. Halter, a promi nent person. The city officials wet*e censured for allowing the mob to as semble, and for not dispersing it early in the evening. President Mitchell of the United Mine Workers issued a call, on the 8th. for a convention of the striking miners of the anthracite regions, to meet in Scranton, Pa., on the 12th. The call gave gre satisfaction to miners and operators, all of whom ex pect the action of the convention on the otter of a ten-per-cent, iuereasc In wages to end the strike. In accordance with instructions re ceived from the war department, Gen. WacArthur, commanding the troops In the Philippines, has made arrange ments for the prompt transportation from Taku to Manila of the United States forces at Tien Tsin and Pekin, not included in the “legation guard,” to be maintained at Pekin under the pcisonal command of Gen. Chaffee. Five thousand pilgrims assembled at the St. Nikander monastry, in the Porkhoff district of Russia, for a re ligious festival. During the night one of the upj>er floors collapsed, and many of those sleeping there fell upon those below. A panic was caused by a false alarm of tire, and four men and 33 women were crushed to death, many others being seriously injured. The cash contributions by the eiti xens of Philadelphia to the relief fund cf the Texas flood sufferers, on the 7th. exceeded $100,000, and a consider able further increase was looked for within the next few days. This was exclusive of numerous traiuloads of provisions, elothinC. drugs and other articles, and in addition to the con tributions raised by the Red Cross so ciety in that city. The oflicial preliminary estimates of the crop yield of Iowa for the current yeur show : Corn, area. 8,618,660 acres: average, 41 bushels per acre; total product, 333,366,060 bushels, which is greater by 18,000,000 than ever before harvested in the state. The total of all cereals will be 531.349,020, which is 10.000,000 in excess of any previous year, and 131,000,000 above the aver age yearly output the past ten years. According to the report of the su perintendent of the Hot Springs res ervation in Arkansas, there were 50. OOo visitors to the reservation during the season. The income to the gov ernment from water and ground rent* amounted to $18,670, while the fixed charges were only about fourteen thousand dollars, leaving a fair bal ance, which, in accordance with the liberal policy of the government, was available for improvements on differ ent portions of the reservation. OCTOBER—1900. Sun. Mon. !Tue. |Wtd. Thur. Fri. 3 14 1 8 2 9 10 4' 5 15 16 17 2122,23 28 2° 30 24 11 18 25 31 12 19 26 Sat. ! "7 13 f -I 20 | 27 'news in brief. Compiled from Various Sou ces. PERSONAL AND GENERAL. The Italian government has sent to Washington n protest against the “excessive liberty” neeorded to an archists in the United States. Airs. Alexander I>avis, of St. Joseph, Mo., dreamed that her husband lind died, and when he awoke, on the morning of the 7th, she told him of her dream. He heard the story through, and then fell from the side of the bod. where he was sitting, to the door, dead. The coroner’s jury decided that death was due to heart disease. Capt. Frank West, of the Sixth cav alry, acting superintendent of the Se quoia and General Grant national parks, in California, has submitted his annunl report to the secretary of the interior. He makes a strong plea for the protection by the government of the giant Sequoia trees contained in the reservation. A pension plan for old employes, similar to the one adopted last Janu ary by the Pennsylvania road, eust of Pittsburgh, will go into effect on the Pennsylvania lines west of Pittsburgh on January 1, 1901. The comptroller of the treasury has rendered a decision to the effect that the government is not liable for the expenses of a “wake” held prior to the interment of a pensioner who leaves no estate. A<la Hess, the 19-yenr-old daughter of Mrs, Mary Hess, of St. Louis, was burned to death, on the 7th, by the explosion of a coal oil can from which she was pouring oil on a fire. The Red Boy mine, near Baker City, Ore., has been sold to an English syndicate. It is said the purchase price was in excess of two million dol lars. A plan is on foot to show in various German cities, beginning with Berlin, the German exhibits at the Paris ex position. Seven thousand five hundred pounds of dynamite in the powder magazine at the Spruce mine, about half a mile from Eveleth, Minn., blew up on the evening of the 7th. A large number of persons were injured, and all gins* within a radius of two miles was shat tered. On leaving Trinity Dutch Reformed church, in Chicago, on the 7th, Gov. Roosevelt was assailed by a crowd of newsboys, who exhausted their abun dant repertoire of vile epithets on the republican vice-presidential candidate in the presence of the departing wor shippers. William J. Bryan, on the 7th, rested in the city of his birth and spent the Sabbath with relatives at Salem, 111. He arrived about noon and dined at the residence of Mrs. Mollie Webster, his cousin. Thirty of his relatives gathered at the residence and partook of the dinner. The tornado which raged in the vi cinity of Bivvabik, Minn., on the even ing of the t>th, was the most violent ever experienced in that section. The storm out a pathway 150 feet in width. Nine persons were killed and a large number injured. It is estimated, according to the Pietermaritzburg correspondent of the London Daily Mail, that from 4,000 to 5,000 Boers have retreated from Pilgrims’ Best, northeast of Lydett burg, with four long toms and 22 oth er guns. Their artillery ammunition is said to be running low. Bourke Cochran, upon the advice of physicians, has canceled his speaking dates and will consult a throat so cialist. He can scarcely talk above a whisper. It is probable that he will not be able to make any more speeches during the campaign. Lovil Walker, a peddler of potato peelers, who shot and killed I>avid Roebettom, during a quarrel over a girl, was convicted at Lincoln, 111., and sentenced to 16 years' imprison ment. A dispatch from Shanghai says 200, 000 Chinese troops, armed with modern weapons, are marching front all prov inces to join Tung Fu Hsiang at Signan-Fu, where the Chinese court is sojourning. At a conference of strike leaders at Hazleton, Pa., on the 7th, it was de termined to call a convention of min ers. probably at Scranton, and allow them to determine whether they will ; accept the terms offered by the op erators. In an edict issued at Tai-Yun the emperor of China blames himself, the i Manchu princes and his ministers for j causing the rupture with friendly l powers by encouraging the Boxers and outlaws of the empire and socom ' pelling his tlight from Pekin. The edict was evidently inspired by the dowager | empress. I An extensive surrey of the south side of the Island of Cul» is to be ' begun during the coming winter. Twelve huudred union men are idle at Seattle. Wash.,work having stopped ! on over thirty residence buildings and six large brick business blocks under I process of construction, as the result j of a tight between the trudes council i and builders' exchange of Seattle. OTHERWISE UNNOTICED. One hundred and fifty girls em plr*re<l in paoking-honso in Akron, O., ia\« frone on a trike for higher wages. Tte laying of the cornerstone of (he new Y. M. C. A. building at Springfield, Mo., took place Tuesday with Impressive ceremonies. W. Bourke Cock ran, of New York, has practically recovered from his throat trouble, and he resumed his Ipeech-mnking tour. The assignment of Lieut. Caldwell to command the submarine boat Hol land leaves a vacancy on the personal tstaiT of Admiral Dewey. Burlington (la.) census figures show an increase of only 636 over ten years ago. The business men have decided to have a recount at their own expense. The Hritish war office has issued orders that the bulk of the militia regiments called out for service dur ing the South African war be dis banded. Bubonic plague, says a dispatch to the London Daily Mail from Bombay, is becoming epidemic in many dis tricts of the Bombay presidency. President McKinley is contemplat ing a note to the powers suggesting a further reduction of military force in Pekin. The formal opening of the mag nificent new terminal station in .Nash ville, Tenn., took place Tuesday. The St. Louis police are searching for Thomas Gleason, wanted in Wash ington. lnd., for the murder of Thom as Tolliver Octol>er 4. George W. Laurie, aged 70, and Mrs. Rachel Hembrouge. aged 84, died at Jacksonville, 111. They were among the oldest residents of Morgan cout *y William J. Bryan completed his tour of Illinois Tuesday, making 16 speeches during the day. lie has started his speechmaking tour of Michigan. Ham Sorrels, who lived about three •miles south of Ava, 111., shot and killed his wife, Tuesday morning, and a few minutes later killed himself. Col. Joseph Payson Wright, assist Rnt surgeon general of the United States army, died suddenly at his heme in Washington, in the sixty fourth year of his age. j-m in*- m-si time m many years Mourn] City, Mo., is without any saloons, the temperance people hav •nff waged a winning fight against them. William Winkelmann. one of the largest property owners in St. Clair county, 111., anti ex-mayor of Belle ville. entertained his 200 tenants at a picnic at the Belleville fair grounds. Despondent because he could not control his desire for liquor, <«borge Stillman, an electrician, while eating dinner, with his wife and child, at l'oplar Bluff. Mo., suddenly drew a revolver and killed himself. The 1 nited States supreme court nt Washington has announced that, on November 12, it will hear oral argu ments in the case of the State of Mis souri against the Chicago Drainage canal. Chicago police state that forty or more arrests may follow in the Defenhach case. The developments show the plot to defraud the insur ance companies to have been a gigan tic one. The board of trustees of the Illi nois Southern hospital for the insane, at Anna, have appointed Dr. 11. F. Bennett, of Litchfield, superintendent, in place of Dr. \V. A. Stokes, resigned KICKED THE FAT IN THE FIRE. Peace Negotiations In ('kina Set Hack by 111-l'onsldcred Mili tary Operation. Washington. Oct. 11.—Kecent hap penings in China, especially in the province of Chi-Li, have so far set ■ hack peace negotiations that it may be a matter of weeks or even months before the peace commissioners will bo able to get to work. Ill-considered military operations in Chi-Li and elsewhere in China are said to be responsible for the check which diplomacy has met in reaching a set tlement. Through the efforts of the state department, seconded by the more moderate powers, a steady and systematic pressure has l>een brought to War upon the Chinese emperor tc bring about his return to Pekin. The representations from the great south ern viceroys to the emperor settling out the impossibility of supplying the court with money and food if it per- i sisted in retreating to Tsinan-Fu. ir, j Shen-Si. was but one of the means which had Wen resorted to at the in stance of this government to secure the return of the court. All effort* have been neutralized, however, by the spastnodie and unnecessary activi ty of the allied military forces. Qnlrkl) Kolloned Her Hniband. Wichita, Kus., Oct. 11.—A dispatch j from Seneca. Mo., announces the j death of Mrs. Edward GoldWrg, from mushroom poisoning. Her husband, j agent for the Qua paw Indians, died, I Tuesday, of the same trouble. Urand Democratic Clab Rally. Chicago. Oct. 11.-—A call will W is- 1 sued by the National democratic j committee for a "grand rally." on Oc- 1 toWr 27. of all the democratic clubs j througout the country. The day will W set apart as a democratic held day. j President Krraaurli Has Recovered. Santiago De Chile. Oct. 11.—(Via j Laredo Junction)President Errazuriz, I who was stricken with paralysis June ! 10 last, is now in perfect health and I will resume charge of the govern- ! ment affairs. Yoattcy Is t acoascloas. Georgetown. Ky., Oc*. 1L—The * Youtsey case was passed till Thar* day morning on account of the uncon scious condition sf the defendant. Child Killed and Its Mother Badly Injured in a Runaway at Newport. EVENTS OF THE WEEK BRIEFLY STATED. Annual Report of Snpl. Klirlo Show* t I »r|f liirrrtw of YUltor* at Hot SpHnp Ovar l’ravlnua Year*.—The Monitor Arkamai la Nearly Completed. Reunion of Confederate Veteran*. The ninth annua) reunion of Con federate veterans was held in Little Rock on the 9th and 10th inst. These reunions are a source of great pleas ure to the old veterans, whose numbers are growing less with each fleeting moment. The business trans acted is of interest to not only the vet erans who were unable to be in attend ance, but also to the public generally. The monument committee reported that the City Park in Little Rock had been selected as the place for the mon ument to be erected in honor of their dead comrades. The question of pen sion for depennent veterans was dis cussed at length. Col. Newman, of Pine Bluff, stated that when her sons went to battle in 1861-65 they did so to defend the grand state of Arkansas, and that it was fair to tax the people for their benefit in their old age, nor did the people object to such a tax. The following resolutions were then introduced and unanimously adopted: Resolved, that the legislature of 1901 be requested to appropriate an amount equal to one mill for pensions for ex Confederate soldiers. Resolved, second, that a circular let ter embodying’ the above request be prepared by the adjutant general of the division, and sent to each member of the said legislature. Resolved, third, that the command ing general appoint a committee of fiive men whose duty it shall be to look after legislation on the subject and to urge the proper legislative com mittee to report in favor of the appro priation desired. A resolution was also adopted re questing the next general assembly to ' appropriate 110.000 to be added to the fund already in haud for the erection of a monument at Little Rock. Frcft^nt Land Law Inadequate. In an extract from his forthcoming biennial report. State Land Commis sionioner Colquitt calls attention to the inadequacy of the present law to prevent the cutting of timber from state lands, and recommends that the law creating the office of timber in spector be so amended as to allow the inspector to appoint a competent and reliable man as a special deputy, the state paying him a reasonable salary for his services, who shall devote his whole time to looking after the lands of the state. As provided for at pres- j ent, it is claimed that the remunera- ! tion is not sufficient to induce good men to accept the duties of inspector in the various counties, hence it is diffi cult to secure convictionss. Cost of BUit« Printing. State Printing Clerk John R. Jobe has prepared the following statement ! showing-the cost of printing, binding, , etc., from October 1, 1882, to date: For two years ending: September 30, 1884.*35,439.97 September SO. 1886. 3S,985.48 September SO, Isvs. 52.674. s;i September 30, 1890. 48.415.4i September 30, 1892. 53,569.67 , September 30. 1394 . 37.563.93 September 30, 1896 . 25.396.96 September 30, 1898 . 25,829 50 September 30. 1900 . 24,780.72 Although the price of all printing ma terial has advanced at least 35 per cent during the past two years, the cost of printing to the state has been reduced *1,048.78. >.w Bankruptcy Rules. Federal Judge Trieber last week an nounced a new set of special rules gov erning bankruptcy cases. He provides that the referee for the district of Pu laski county shall be the referee for all the counties comprising the western division: the referee for the district of Phillips county shall be the referee for all the counties comprising the eastern division, and the referee for the district of Independence county shall be the referee for all the counties comprising the northern division of the eastern district of Arkansas. An infant child of Mr and Mrs. Jesse dasiiins. near 8t. Paul, was scalded to death in a vat of boiling molasses. LuJConmiMloHr'i Report. Following is the quarterly report of State Land Commissioner J. W. Col quitt: Fees. il.Ss6.75; swamp land sold, *1, 493.77 acres. *1.701.25; internal improve ment land sold, 820 acres, *400; Saline j land sold. 40 acres. *50; real estate bank lands. 39* acres. #360; forfeited land •old, 2.945 acres, *3.681 29; forfeited I land redeemed. 6.241.43 acre*. *1.337 45; town lots sold, *493.84; forfeited land donated, 11,938.46 acres; forfeited land deeded to actual settlers, 5,709.78. Granted a Tempnrnrj Injunction. The Kansas City Southern Railroad vas granted a temporary injunction in federal court at Little Rock against the state railroad commission to le r.train the members from attempting to compel said railroad to put in force rates and tariffs made by said commission on shipments originating in Arkansas and destined to points in Arknnsas where the shipment of freight passed outside of the state of Arkansas. This injunction was is sued because of the order entered by the commission overruling the peti tion for rehearing filed by the rail road company. Early in August the commission decided it hail jurisdic tion over all shipments from any point in Arkansas to any other point in Arkansas, even though the trans portation or shipment passed outside the state. The case originally arc e upon the complaint of the Fort Smith Chair Company, who shipped a car load of furniture from Fort Smith to Grannis, Ark., the shipment being fiftyone miles in Arkansas and sev enty-seven miles through Indian Ter ritory. The point is a new one and has never been passed upon by the su preme court of the United States. Counsel for the railroad company con tends that the state commission has no extra territorial jurisdiction, there fore has no right to regulate rates which pass out of the state, even though destined to points in the state. The final hearing was set for November 5th. Some unknown fiend entered the residence of James Hunt at Jonesboro and after chloroforming the entire family cut off the hair of Mrs. Hun ter's 12-vear-old daughter. Nothing else in the house was molested, and the family is at a loss for the motive of the crime. The Missouri Pacific is to be ex tended from Greenwood to Waldron, where the company owns extensive coal fields. Monitor Arkansas to be I,atinrhe<1. A special dispatch from Washington says the monster United States moni tor Arkansas will be launched at New port News, Ya., shipyard about the first of next mouth. The work of greasing- the ways, preparatory to launching the ship, has begun. The ship is well advanced and when she goes over the ways will probably be nearer completion than any of her sis ter monitors now in building. The se lection of a sponsor for the ship has not been named, but it is expected it will be announced in a few days Without doubt a lady from Arkansas will bo chosen to break the traditional bottle of wine over the bow of the engine o* war as she glides t.o the water. Captured ATter Six Year* or Freedom. Geo. Gates, colored, captured in Mem phis last week, will be tried at Marion, Crittenden county, for a crime commit ted six years ago. Gates lived on Graves liavou. Kve Durham was a neighbor of his. Gates conceived an attachment for the other man's wife and Durham thereupon made prepara tions to move his wife away from the place, beyond the reach of Gates. How ever when the moment of departure arrived. Durham's wife refused to go with him. Hitter jealousy naturally arose, and one day Gates shot Durham to death from ambush. The murderer was arrested and ordered committed to jail by a magistrate, but on the way to the jail he escaped. Superintendent’! Annum Report. The annual report of the superin tendent of the Hot Springs reservation to the interior department shows that 50,000 people visited the resort the past year. The report states that the max imum amount of revenue to the govern ment from water and ground rents, • 18,670 per annum, has been reached. The tixed charges, or expenses of oper ating the reservation, are approximate ly 114,000. and on account of incidental expenses 15,000. There are in opera tion 534 bath tubs at an annual rental of Mu per tub. The government has eighteen persons in its employ caring for the reservation. The superintend ent urges tha* the government make an ofticial analysis of the water of the springs. Quarterly Report of Auditor Sloan. Following is the report of Auditor t lay Sloan for the quar’er ending Sep tember 30. of receipts from all sources: Sales and redemptions. 13.468 70; land commissioner's fees, *1,8-6.75; swamp land sold, (561.36; real estate bank land sold, (360; internal mpr-vement land sold. (400; Saline lands sold, M0; secretary ot state fees. *3,094.85; insur ance fees, (560; nomination fees. M73. 60; sixteenth section lands. (34,109 08; state penitentiary, *37,255 90; miscel laneous, (300.85; receipts from collec tors, *719,737.45. Total, (791,470.82. New I’snltnntlnrj Wall! are t'oinplr.ad. Ihe walls of the new penitentiary, about two miles from Little Rock, are practically completed, with the excep tion of the four grand towers at the corners, gates and the capstones. The walls are 400 by 500 feet long, four feet thick at the ba-e aud 22 inches at the top, with an average height of 22 feet. Ihe fouudatiou for the hospita1. diniiif room and office has been completed. A ratal Kuna* ay. A team drawing a carriage occupied by James Sellen and family of New port. became frightened and ran off a high embankment, killing his 4 year old daughter, breaking his wife's limbs and killing one of the mules. Mrs. Sellen's recovery is doubtful. The driver jumped from the carriage and : broke his ankle. As a result of eating kernels from peach seeds the 7-year-old daughter of Steve Lemons of Springfield u dead. M atonic Mrmorlal ScrrlrM. Prominent Masons from all parts of the state participated in the memorial services held at Hot Hpringn Sunday, the "th inst., in honor of the late grand master of the state Masonic lodge, R. M. Smith, who. together with his fam ily was swept away in the Halve.ton flood, (irand Master f!a>ry II. Myers, of Brinkley, delivered the ooeniug ad dress. He was followed by Grand Sec retary Fay Hempstead and Rev. Julian Brown, pastor of the First Methodist church, of Hot Springs. The Hot Springs Musical Association, of which Mr. Smith was president, famished music for the occasion. State Treasury Funds. The following report shows the bal ances in the state treasury for the quar ter ending September 30, 1000: United States currency, $463,900.53; county scrip, $7,393.31; city scrip, $02 25; Gov. Jone’s notes. $103,915.95; auditor's cer tificate of indebtednes. $549 50; three per cent funding bonds, $1,113,500 cou pons attached, $903,745. Total, $2,058, 132.59. Sentenced to Hang. Chas. Anderson, a negro, was con victed in the Pulaski circuit court of criminal assault, and sentenced to be hanged. Anderson was indicted June 30 on the charge of criminal assault on Mrs. Belle Edwards, a young white woman, on May 14th last, at a tie camp near Marche. Countj Clark Short. The grand jury of Cleburne county •eturned an indictment against J. E. Dugger, present clerk of tliat county, charging him with being short. Dug ger is now in Texas, and another party has been appointed to fill his office. BRIEF MENTION Ropers has a brass band composed entirely of vounp ladies. The big sawmill of W. F. Wittrell at Hamburg was destroyed by fire. The government land department re ports 493,444 acres of government land in this state subject to homestead en« try. The 6-year-old son of William Stan ley, a Faulkner county farmer, bad both his feet cut off by a mowing ma chine. The tallest man in Arkansas Is Henry Deppe, an employ" of the Iron Moun tain shops at Little Rock. He is si* feet seven inches high. Fred Burrell, a young man of Jud sonia, was arrested by federal authori ties on the charge of writing and pass ing through the mails obscene letters. Dr. J. N. Bragg, of Camden, well known throughout the state, died in St. Louis last week. Dr. Bragg was 62 years of age. and had resided in Oua chita countj' 58 years. The state convention of the prohibi tion party was held in Little Rock last week. Hon. John C. Fraker of Fureka Springs was nominated as presidential elector at large. GEMS OF THOUGHT. A long face is not a passport to Heaven.—Ham’s Hron. \ou will get nearest God in get ting near to men.—Boston Congrega tionalism Every trial of our faith is but a trial t>f His faithfulness.—Prances R. Havergal. The greatness of those tnings which follow death makes all that goes be fore it sink into nothing.—William Law. If we would learn patience, there is no school but in experiences that require us to exercise patience.—West minster Teacher. Life is made up of little incidents, not of brilliant achievements, and upon the little the eternal hangs.— Chicago Standard. It is easier to go six miles to hear a sermon, than to spend one-quarter of an hour in meditating on it when I some home. Philip Henry. Holy souls love retirement; it will do us good to be often left alone; and if we have the art of improving solitude we shall find that we are never less alone than when alone.— Matthew Henry. A wish is but. the leaf through which the tree breathes; it rustles, whispers, withers and is forgotten; a "ill is the fruit summing up the juices of the tree, sending forth seed that embodies the secret of the tree and will reproduce the life if the soil wishes as the tree wills.—O. P. Gif ford, D. D. ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS. ^ hen two women get to quarreling (t is sure t.> spread to their husband*. Little girls and boy* don’t know "hat trouble is. Why, you can pull their teeth with a thread! There are some women whose sole claim to gent.e breeding is that they have been made very sick by discover ing a fly in their cotTee. fSo prevalent is indigestion that in stead of preparing a feast for a guest, a hostess is more apt to strike it ii she serves health foods and hot water. .North Atchison women are pointing with pride to a man who recalled when he reached his office, that he forgot to kiss the baby good-by, and who walked oack ten blocks to d*o it. An Atchison man "hipped his wife recently, and, instead of getting mad about it, she recalled with gratitude how many unmarried women there are 'n the world who have no busbanda to ship them.