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NotiepH in nf.vn oolumna.lil cnuta tier lino earn, inaer tiou. but no cburxt-M luaue ul lean thuu blcuuta. Notlof:B of Dpnt'nt anl Marria'rea Inserted tfratlH, but pxtpnded Ubitnarv NotireH of i'oetry will be ouarifaj ut the rate of ii ceuta )or line. VOL. XL. MONTPELIER, VT., WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18, 1883. NO- 16. m m ii ii 11 i m . i ii WW WW WJV w MONTPELER.VT. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18, 1883. Sunday School Lesson Kotos- I1Y REV. J. O. SHEKBURN. April it'. Petor Working-Mlraclea-Acta9-.32-43. Among llio towns along the sea coast of Juilea. visited bv Philip, the evangolist, was Lydda. This town was situated the ancient v:tllev of Sharon, nino miles from Joppa, on one of the leading roads from that town to Jerusalem. Peter and John had been commissioned (Acts 8: 14) to visit, tho believers at Samaria, and Peter, probably unaccompanied, seems to have gone on a genet al tour of inspection anions the churches formed by the labors of the evangelists who went out from Jerusalem at the death of Stephen. The design of this visitation was doubtless to strengthen and encourage tho believers, and bring the infant church into more perfect unity. The believers at Lydda are termed saints. This is about the tirst use, in the New Testament, of that word in its present signification. It means those set apart from a worldly life to the service of God. Tho term indicates no particular sanctity in the believers at Lydda moro than in those of other places, but recog nizes the great fact that all true followers of Christ are sanctilied or set apart for a holy uso. Here Peter meets a man, whether of the company of believers or not wo are not told, who has for eight years been helpless with palsy. Peter doubtless fi lt a special divine prompting to become the. agent of his healing; and so at once ileolarcd him healed by the vnrsoii of Christ. The fact of his real healing Wits made evident to all when he at once obeyed Peter's command and arose.and folded up tho mattress on which he had lain so long. The result of sueli a miraelo was astounding; Uio towns people and those of the unjoining regions came and s:tw the restored man and by general assent declar ed their belief in Christ. We cannot understand that each individual among them turned (o tho Lord in the true spirit ual sense, but rather that all became convinced of tho truth that Christ was divine, and that ho was yet present with his people. The news of such a miracle naturally spread to surrounding towns and became known to ihe Christians located there. So when at Joppa, a disct pie, greatly beloved by all ihe peoplo, died of some disease, the suggestion seems to have been made at onee that perhaps Peter might bo instrumental in raising her to life again. If these disciples were well instructed, they would have good as3uranco lhat Peter could perform such a work. For in the first commission, Jesus gave the twelve.this power was mentioned, and again he declared that the works which he had done, and greater works, should bo accomplished by his disciples. Again if Peter command power to restore a palsied man, helpless for eight years, he could as easily raise tho dead. The intenso desire of tho disciples at Joppa for the life of Dorcas is a good comment on the valuo of lhat life. In the case of many individuals it would hardly bo worth tho effort of sending to o neigh boring town to secure their resuscitation. Tho brief account given of tho woman is full of instruction. She is said to have been "full of good works and alms-deeds." This is indeed a life of real abundance. Nothing better is said of all the New Tes tament worthies, Stephen was full of faith and the Holy Ghost; but faith wilhout works is dead, and it were profitless to be filled with tho. Spirit, (if such a thing cinld be) unless the world was fed with the ripe fruits of Hie Spirit. The mourning, too, that was caused by tho death of Dorcas is powerful testimony to her unselfish Christ-like life. It was mere than the mere conventional, hired mourn ing of the east that Peter witnessed when he had come in haste from Lydda. Wo cannot but think that the mourning widows wero somo of the many she had aided in her life time. Wo can imagine one gazing upon Ihe face of the dead and saying "This mantlo I have on was one she gave me after ray husband died :'' and another bringing forward children's clothing, would say "These garments she had just finished for my fatherless little ones." Tho tribute paid to this dead woman, doubtless a maiden lady of considerable means, as the description of her huuse wouid indicate, is ono that may well be craved by all. A godly man of our time says this of himself: "I freely confess to you lhat I would rather, when I am laid in the grave, some one in his manhood would stand over me and say : 'There lies one who was a real friend to me, and privatelv warned me of Ihe dangers of the young; no one knew it, but he aided mo in the lime of need. I owe what I am to him.' Or would rather have some widow, with choking utterance, Telephone Riches. I met I o-day, at the Riggs House, a man who is largely (interested in the man ufacture of tho Hull telegraphio instru ments, and was much surmised at some of the statements ho made in regard to the business. This man is so well known tc the parties interested that he does not wish to have his name given. "The tele phone industry," said he, "is growing like Jonah's gourd. AVithin the past month 1 have been over nearly tho whole of the union, and I find the use of telephones in creasing so largely that the manufacturers are unable to supply tho demand. With in the last six weeks I have taken ordore for our factory alone for (i 000 telephone bells and I shall sell 10,000 more during the next mouth. The demand for the coming spring promises to be the largest ever known in the history of the telephone. We have orders enough now on hand to keep us busy for two years, and wo are increas ing our capacity every year. There aro five other Bell telephone factories in the country, anil ihey are all doing well. "Is iheiomuch money in telephones?' I nBked. "Well, I should sny so," was the reply "I don't kno.v of any business lhat pays better. Telephone companies usually make a dividend of Id per cent the first year, notwithstanding ihe cost of laying wires and putting in llio instruments. After this the expense is comparatively small and the receipts proportionately greater. "Nearly every man wno nas oeen large ly interested in telephones," ho continued. has become weaitnv. All or me original company of the Bell Invention, with per haps a single exception, aro now million. aires. Bell Mmscii only seven years ago was a poor Englishman living in Now Haven, Conn., and experimenting in tele graphy. He had come from England a few years before. One day while experi menting on duplex messages he found he could talk over the wires, and ho conceiv ed the idea of his instrument, and we gave the first exhibition of it in Yalo College ball, before the students. Our first at tempt was not a success; it wouldn't work and we dismissed the audience with the repression that tho experiment was a fail ure and we were a couple of visionary fools. We tried it again, however, a few days later, in the New Haven opera house, and succeeded so well that the Bell com pany was organized at once. I established the first company using the instrument. Geo. W Coy, the greatest electrician in the United Stute3 lo day, and myself wero in partnership. Our first exchange had eight wires, running to the houses of friends all over the city. No one thought of using it for business then. Wo had no bells, but used electric buttons like those for calling servants in hotels. Its success created great excitement in New Haven, and we soon had 20 subscribers and had to put up 13 more wires. We next made a board of iUU wires, bo lar it bad been used entirely for social chatting and for the curiosity of the thing, but soon busi ness men saw the advantages ot the inven tion, and, subscribers name in taster than we could put up the wires. It soon spread to other cities Boston, Lowell, Albany, Iroy, and finally Chicago, adopting it. Alter this exchanges sprang up so rapidly II ovor tho country that it was impossi ble to keep track of them, and from that ime on the new business was a success. At present there are more telephones in New York than in any other city in the world, and the number has been increased at the rate of 20 a day for the last year. Boston, unicago, JJitltimore, Cleveland and Cincinnati are now putting in over GO telephones a month, and Nashville is in creasing its subscribers at the rate of two per aay. villages are ostabirsuing ex changes, and, the limo will come when most of the houses will bo connected bv telephone Tho business is being pushed in Europe as well as in Amcrici but for- igners are so slow to take up new things hat there is not now one telephone in En gland to 100 in America. In France the telephone is used by some of the larger business bouses, but as a convenience lor the people it is almost unknown. In other European countries it is much tho same. he people don t seem to understand the value of the invention and take hold of it as the Americans do." What does it cost a man to have a telephone?"' "Hates are diflerent in difiorent places, ranging from S3 to S20 a month. When Coy and myself started the first exchange, we charged $18 a rear. In New York each subscriber within half a mile of the xcliange, pays 15 a month, and in Boston nd Baltimore from $100 to $220 a year." tvnat is sir. lie I estimated to be worth. now ?" I asked. "At least SG.000,000. His income is very large, and grows every year with the business. He is a dark complex ioned man, between 3 j and 40 years of age. lie talks wnh an English accent. At tempts are now being made to break down his patents, but it Is a question whether they succeed." "Tell me something about other men who have made money in telephones." "It would take all night," was the reply. Neaily every man who has handled lliem has made money. One of the most notable instances is that of Thomas Watson, the old gray haired mechanic who used to help I..ii I.: : , ti oeu iu ins cApeiiuiuuis. iiu nau a nine lop in New Haven and made electrical instruments: B -11 would give him an idea ol what no wanted, and tho two would experiment together until the, proper result was readied. When tho company was organized, Bell niado him a general inspector lor tho united Mates. Ho is now a millionaire,and his family is travel g in r-urope. ".Marshall Jewell was largely interested telephones, and made a great deal of money by them. ii. r. irost, president of the Connecticut telephone company. as lam up a million during llio last tew years, and George W. Coy is also a mil- lionare, living in jNew Haven and ownins a magnificent residence at Milford, near there. He has more electrical patents Puddings. An exeollent way of using stale biscuits or cakes is to pound them fine in a mortar; then mix with them two eggs with their weight in butter; beat all to a cream; pour into a mold and steam. This is excellent cold with fruit, sucb ns stewed prunes or apples. A family in Hineabujgh wero horror stricken by finding a large snake, com monly known as the spotted adder, in a barrel iroin wnicu tney nad been using cider during the winter. It was known that a snake crawled out of this barrel last fall before it was filled, which, no ilonlv was tho mate to the one that gave the flavor to the cider. The mother of a little girl in one of the Sunday schools of the city has been anxious to li nd out whether the child s teacher is married or unmarried, and yesterday she told tier to und out m a roundabout way me facts oi me case. Alter tno class had finished the exercises, the little girl said to her teacher as naively as eon Id bo: "Mother wanted me to liniloutin a round about way whether you are Miss or Mrs. ." Hartford Eoeniig Post, A delioato cako is made by beating up five eggs very light; boat the whites and yolks separately, and if tho yolks are at all lumpy strain them. Beat three cups of powdered sugar and one cup of butler to a cream; and one cup of sweet milk, four cups of sifted flour in which yon have mixed ono teaspoonful and a half of baking powder, and the juice and the. grated rind of ono lemon. Put Ihe whites of the eggs in last. Bake in a moderate oven, in one largo, round loaf or in two long, narrow tins. Life's Heal "deaiilns. i A New alloy. It has long been known i lhat the introduction of iron into alloys of A startling nature of tho month just i copper nnd zino materially nliers Ihe dosed was tho number of suicides whioh i physical properties of the products ocoured in it throughout Ibis country,'"" ,r,li better, (several attempt have including the men and women of all sues u"'n m "lo lo no lion in this con and conditions, from the starving old scholar of eighty lo tho overworked school boy who gave up the fight at six teen, A physician in Philadelphia bus just published a monograph on suicide with statistics concerning iis extent and characteristics in that city during tho de cade ending in 1881. From it we find lh.it oflhel2 93S cases of death requiring a coroner's inquest in that limn, 636 wete suioides, and lhat the proportion borne to the population was from .4? to 1 1)7 per cent. It is difficult to make any jut reoiinn, but without practical success Experimentally the results have prove bauslueiory, hut when tried on a workin to ne the pmcess has failed, from a want tf uniformity in ihe products. Anion others who have directed t heir attention to Ihn mailer is Alexander Dick, of London who. ufier careful exnerirrent and search, h is succeeded in introducing tho iron inii) the alloy iu such way as lo give good re-nits on a practical- scale I his success is obtained by previously alloying tlx- bon in such a manner lhat it estimation of Ihe causes which load lo self j 'a ' ominiieil in definite anil known proper Purity ok Si'UECh. One of the hinhest characteristics of manhood is in parity of speecu. iNottiing win send a man s character and reputation so far below par as improper conversation. An obscene story, a hllhy joke, a questionable word or gesture, a sentence that would make a pure person blush in public or private in select or mixed company, is a burning shame and scandal to a man. An obscene story is next to obscene actions; a fiftby jone is moraiiy as wrong as a li liny deed. Ho who has impure lips and indulges in impure speech is a disgrace and a corrup ter of the morals of the young. Look at This. In a certain manufac turing town an employer one Saturday night paid to his workmen $700 in crisp new bins lhat bad been secretly marked. On Monday $150 of those identical new bins were deposited in the bank by saloon keepers. When the fact was made known the workmon were so startled by it that they helped to make the place a no-license town. 1 lie times would not be so "bard for the workmen, if the saloons did not take in so much of their wages. If they would organize a strike against the saloons, they would find the results to be better than increase of wages, and to include an increase of livings. S. S. limet. A Plea Foil Rich Men. There is one thing that gives rich people the reputation of being stingy, that they are not to blame tor. Tbey dure not give muuh money to charitable purposes for fear they will be overrun with applicants. It is a singular thing, but if Vanderbilt should givo away a hundred thousand dollars in charity, he would not be able to get into his house or office wilhout running oyer dozens of peoplo with subscription papers and schemes. If Gould should give away half a million dollars to charity, his life would become a burden to him from the flocks of honest people and dead beats who would haunt him. Kich men prefer to feive money through other parties, quietly and unknown and go through life looked upon as stingy, rather than place themselves in a position to be annoyed to death by applications. The most of the rich men of this contry, who are looked upon as very hoggish, give away large quantities of money on ihe sly.--reiiiye. friend , reo-Uterpil at WiislMno-Inn thon nriv nthor --n ---j telling her children : "There is you anu uiiiiu no visueu me in my aiiucilon.l ,,. in ihn Tlmiml Smt,. lln I,,.. and found you, my son, an employer; ai d so)d a uis p.itcms to tho United Stales telephone company, and has nothing to do you, my daughter, a happy home in a virtuous family.' I say 1 would rather that sucb persons would stand at my grave man to nave erected over it the most beautiful sculptured monument of Parian or Italian marble. 'The heart's broken utterance of reflections of past kindness, and the tears of grateful memory shed upon the grave, arc more valuable, in my estimation, than the most costly cenotaph ever reared." Peter entered the chamber of tho dend and put these sincere mourners forth, nnd after kneeling a moment in priyer, only spake the word, and presented tho dead alive again to those who were bowailing their loss. So wonderfully did God hear and help his servant who trusted in him! This miracle had its natural and designed effect, in causing many who had hesitated before to becomo convinced of tho verity of the gospel toictiing and to turn unto the Lord. Thus all the while Peter wrs beii.g prepared by obedience and faith for the broader work to which wo shall find him called from Joppa. It is said that his lodgings there woro with a runn whose cralt was in disrepute among the Jews, bid God watched over tint house, and angels cami) there; and it became llio scene of a mighty victory over the cast feeling so strong in Peter' nature. with Bell's. The Bell men fear him, and awake every morning expecting to hear that he has perfected an invention that will throw them entirely out of the market. Coy gets $5000 a year for doing nothing. He takes a trip to New York every now and then, and the United States company ask his advice as to electric matteis, nnd pay him this money for what he tolls them. He is bv all odds the bright est electrician in tho United States." Tiie "Gentleman in Overalls." He was a gentleman who woro ovoialls and carried a tin dinner-pail, His clothes wore ready made, nnd his boots were not symmetrical. He said tho long journey of live miies eacn way 10 anu iroui his work was trying. "Why don't you live in the city?" "Because, sorr" iu n rich Mile sian brogue "if I live in tho city I should have lo live in a tenement house. You don't know the kind of peoplo who live there, generally. Sights go on, no woman or child should sen. I want to save my wife and children from seeing corruption, so I moved out here. Good night, sorr!" And he left Iho car at the little cottage, whose inmates were sheltered from "corruption," nnd was greeted with a chorus of "Here's father!" lhat showed ihe gentleman with tho dianer pail had not lavished care without receiving a return In love. Hwlon Tmrnchpt, To Clean Lamp Burners. Kerosene oil is generally used for lights in the country, and the cleaning of lamp chim neys is quite tiresome, but must be attended to every day. The burners often get out of fix, and it Is veiy vexatious to keep them in running order. When they get closged nnd will not turn up or down, and are all covered with soot and gum, do not throw them away, but take a little iron kettle and put in it a pint of wood ashes and a quart of water; put in the burners and set them on the stove, and let them boil live or ten minutes; take them out, nnd, with a soft ras, wash them clean and dry them well. They are then as goou as new, auu win qo anolnerstxl months, it is very little trouble to do it, and saves much vexation. After ono has tried it once she will not bo apt to forget it. Nice looking, clean lamps are quite ornamental, while a smoky chimney and bad smelling burners are not ngreeablo. Country Gentleman. Burma A Gihl. Yesterday, though the weather was bitterly cold, there was a lull in the storm, the word was brought over to the saloon that there was to be a horse race between the Indians and half breeds on the other side of the Elbow. There was a general stampede for the foot bridge, nnd I made m way over in company with a cowboy, whom I know oniy as nuoriy.- as wo were crossine the stream ho handed me a handful of nuts, and remarked that be was taking a pocketful ovor to "his girl." "Where did you get a girl P" I asked. "I bought her over here at the Blackfoot camp lat night." "What did you givo for her?" "Thirty-fivo dollars." Oh, here she is," he added, as a little six-year-old Black foot girl came capering down the bank to meet him and take possession of tho nuts. The little ono had on a new dress, warm stockings, new shoos, and a littlo black blanket, all of which had evidently come out of a store within the last twenty-four uours. uur luaoing ner wun the nuts, Shorty allowed her to start back toward the lodge, but thinking her blanket did not fit her closely enough, be called her back, and taking off the empty cartridge belt which held bis own overcoat together, he belted her little blanket snugly around her waist ana wen sent uer oil. the hanniest youngster In tho Blackfoot camp. "What will you do with her?" I asked. "Her mothor ii to keep her till I go back to Montana, and then I'll take ber down home and give her to tho 'old woman' (bis mother,) and then," he added very seriously, "she's a nice, innocent littlo girl now, but if she stays here she'll starve till she grows np, and then go to the bad. I'll take her homo, and mother'll make a woman of ber." I could not help thinking, ns I went back to the saloon, that Shorty and his mother were likolv lo accomplish more between them than many a pretentious society of wealthy philan thropists might do during prosperous career of several years." Fart Galarry i Alter i lummy wiore. mt rder. Two facts, however, nrepiovod by the statistics referred lo, that suicide in this country is almost exclusively con lined the classes which lutvu received some degree of cultivation; and 1h:ii, like disease, it bears a fized and marked pro portion to different ages. 1 lius.nl the 03G cases just cited, 21 occurcd hetwecu Ihe ages of fifteen and twenty; from Hut nuns c,f twenty to thirty the number leaped lo 110; during the next 10 it increased 10 149 after that age ths decrease was as abruut as tho increase, ending at three Ix-tween eighty and ninety, when one would sup poso all nnnetizinz flavor would have faded out of life, out of the vast horde of tho decrepit and unsuccessful crowding close to the loose-hinged gules of death many would be tempted to push Ihcm ajar. Another fuet hints suggestively at tho cause of suicide; which is, that this crime is more common among tho French and Americans than among any other nations while in this country it is more frequent among men than women, and among whites than tho colored races. In other words, iho man whose ambition and imagination h tve been stimulated by the chance set before him in life, and whose nervous tcinpeia mcnt is least able to bear the disappoint ment of this Hiiiliiui n, Is most likely to commit self murder. The colored races here, nnd the natives of counties in Europo where ranks and gradas are fixed and inflexible, have little hope for and aro therefore unlikely to aiake risky ventures which ond in despair. The ago at which suicide usually occurs here also proves this to be Ihe principle causo. From 20 lo 40 every American of avorage intellect is hotly engaged in the race toward some high goal, either of fame or fortune or colossal achievement. Ho never limits himself to a moderate success. The great prizes are open to every man: why should he not be the ono to win them? A 50 ho knew his mistake and measures himself more justly. Disanoointment has tausrht him self-control. Ho is not likolv to out a pistol to his head at that age, even if he recognized the fact that be will always be a poor man, or insignificant or unloved in his home. Again, the classes to whoui tins Kind oi philosophic sell control is taught in youth are not found among the lists ot sell-murderers. Who ever heard of a Quaker suicide? The Quaker's reli gion is no more powerful or deterrent against ill doing than that of other men, but his Imagination has been held in check ; ho has been taught from babyhcod lo set his ambitions low, to harden his moral skin against all wounds. Women, too, while deficient m the courage of braving ill, are greatly superior to men in the courage of enduring it. Their domestic affections also are keener and moro unsel fish, and they are more likely, to remem ber the added weight of horror and grief which they let fall on thosa who aro left when they creop cowardly into the grave to hide from pain. The readiness of Americans to lean into tho dark beyond is ihe symptom of sjmo national weakness of character, and if we go to the boltom of the matter we shall find that to be the universal nnd increasing habit of pursueing the material things of life ns the object of our existence, instead of a happy lite itself. Wo eall the man successful Mio has gained a notoriety or a million or two, or a nomination for ui esi- dent. These are goals we sot before our boys from their birth. Who notices Ihe man who knows how to love, lo make the most of his little chances, of his days and hours, so as thoroughly to use and enjoy themP Leaving the duilcs and com forts and joys of of the Christian faith out ot the question for the time, it is indisnut- able that tho successful man is the satisfied and contented one. The owner of a bun dred millions or a brillinnt reputation may be satisfied or he may not be; but the man wnose tastes are clean and simnlc. who has been taught to take a pleasure in his friends, in r ature, in music and in tbooks whoso temper is under control, and who. above all, has a capacity for staudy hard work, and a conscientious delight in doing must be satisbed and contented. He is 'successful"though he end'hisdays a poor meciianie. lie wears coarse clothes, he carries bis tools to tho last, yet be bus learned how lo live, to press out of each moment as it goes the best twino for him solf and others. No defeat of circumstance will ever drive him to the pistol or the rnpo. We Americans aro known as mor bid, money getting and pretentious in our aims, yet we have the richest heritage in tue worm lo leave our children; it we would teach Iheiu the meaning of life, no people ever born would bo qualifiod to do a noble work so nobly. jsieui lork Trio line. lions wii'n iho zinc. When ordinal' wrought iron is introduced into molten zinc ihe hitler nadily dissolves or ab sorbs thy lonner. Tho exuct point of aluriitmn ,r the proportion dissolved va ries wun Hie temperature at which tin molten zino is maintained during tho piocet-s; and it is by carefully ascertaining ami controlling tins temperature thut Mr kick nas neon nine lo succeed in obiainin a peifecily uniform product. The metal thus produued, and to which the n.Hae of Delia metal has been iriven, is stand In tio as much superior lo brass as phosphor-bronze is lo gun-metal or as stistl is to iron. It has an excellent coior. is very easily worked, takes a high polish, and larnishes less quickly than bra-,-. ;ind on the whole appears to be sus oeptihlo of a very wide application, both lor csi mi and oriiauientiil purposes, A Key to Editorial Expressions. Au iillenti.n reader of newspapers can see a gie.il ileal inure than is set down on the priiitc-ii page. For instance, an expression common in these days ol nominations is "While a portion of ihe ticket is not fuel as we snou'ul have nominated, we shall give it our hearty support." This means that tho eilhor's most bitter enemy, who will give ihe priming to the oilier piper ilhoc iii. is on tho ticket, anil the editor hop3- that the low down reptile limy be bealen out ol sight. In the case ot ilistin guished oratoi s. the remark : "The Hon Mr. Blank was attacked with sudden indisposition and did not speak," means lhat the venerated Blatcttiian was too drunk to bold his head up. The obseiva lion moans tho same thing when applied to the lights of the Amorlcan stage. "We failed to catch tho last words of the speech" moans lliiit eloquence at the critical period was drowned in "budge." "Wo regret that wo have not siwco to publish the gen tleman s eloquent cuort in lull" means that, in the editor's opinion, the speech would have made reflective mule leave his o.-its, and that it would be an outrage on the public to print it. "We may reler lo the address hereafter" means that the newspaper man feels happy at getting out of it this time, and trusts lhat perdition may seize him if he ever mentions the matter again. In obiluary notices "con gostion of tho brain," when applied to a gentleman of easy views in regard to drinks, means delirium tremens, and "He was his own worst enemy," means that tho deceased w:is a drunkard, and the worst enemy of the peoplo who loaned him money "He had his faults, who of us has no! ?'' is an equivalent expression. In regard to performances, dramatic, and otherwise, "Those who failed to bo present misgcil a rion ireat" mean that everybody "failed." "Tho audience was small but appreciative" means that nobody was present except tho holders of comnlimea turies. "Owing to tho inclemency of the weather the audience was not what it would have been,1' means that nobody would have been thero had tho sky been as clear as crystal, and tho "neighborhood been lanned by tno spicy breezes, ' accor ding to thu hymn book, "blow soft o'er Ceylon's isle." In the way of dramatic criticism ".Mr. Montmorency shows some cruditv and inexperience, whicb will doubtless disappear with time and study" means that Mr. M. is a hopeless and irredeemable alick, finally "A scandal in high life h is been brought to our notice, of which we shall have more to say in a few d.ivs," that means well that means "business.'' AMiinson, (A'in.) Champion, A Scriptural Dinner. Several Brook lyn preachers ot various scots, have a union, and recently one member gave the others a dinner. The bill of fate was neatly printed as follows : "What ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink," (Matt, vi : 25.) "Spread a cloth of blue and put Ihereon llio dishes, the spoons, and the bowls and covers," (Numb, iv : 7.) Soup Esau's "Red Pottngo," (Gen. xxv: 80;) Broiled Fisb," (Luke xxiv : 42.) Roasts "Fatted Calf," (Luke xv : 23;) Roast Limb and Bitter Herbs, (Kz, xii : 8.) Vegetables "The Cucumbers." (Num bers xi : 5:) "Bitter Herbs," (Ex. xii: 8;; "Olives," (Mi. vi : 15;) -Husks," (Luke xv : 16 ) Dessert Mish-mlsh ; "Apples of Gold," (Prov. xxv : tl.) Confections Damascene. Drinks Water, (Judgesjiv : 19;) Sher bet; Coffee. One waitress was dressed like a woman of ancient Athens, and another as a Roman ; the man servant was arrayed In "a coat of many colors," like Joseph's. Mish-mlsh is a dish of Palestine, made of rice and apricots. Damascene, from the same region, is made of tigs, raisins, walnuts, nnd almonds, ohopped together and pressed. The oriental sberbut was of orange juioe and attar of roses. Tho Vox is profoundly impressed with tho idea lhat this is a protly good union to belong to, for there is nothing liko objeot teaching. Vox lHtpuK. Mr. Tilden comes to tho front gate again with a clean bill of health and n gymnnstlo certificate. He is in the race for the democratic nomination sure enough. Other aspirants may write to each other, In Ihe language of Lord Byron's note about a female friend: "Lady , who has been dangerously 111 Is now dangerously woll." That's what's the matter with Air. Tilden. The C'kami'ino Influence ok the Sea. John Uorroughs has an interesting paper in tbo Apiil Century on the sea, in the course of which he says: One does not seem really to have got out of doors till bo goes to sea. On the land he is shut in by tho hills or Ihe forests, or more or less boused by the sharp lines of his horizon. But at sea he finds the roof laken off, Ihe wall taken down; he is no longer in the hollow of the earth's hand, hut upon ils naked back, with nothing between him and the immensities. He is in the great cosmic out of doors, as much so as if voyaging to the moon or to Mars. An astronomic solitude and vacuity surrounds him ; his only guides and land marks are stellar; the horizon has gone; he has only the sky nnd its orbs left ; this cold, vitreou, blue-black liquid through which the ship plows is not water, but some denser form of the cosmic ether. He can now sco the cut vo of Iho sphere which tho hills hid from him; ho can study astronomy under improved conditions. If be was being borne through the interplan etary spaces on an immense shield, his impresMons would not perhaps be much diflerent. He would find tho same vacuity, the same blank or negative space, the same empty, indefinite, oppressive out of doors. tor it must be admitted that a voyage at sea is more impressive to tho imagina tion than to the actual senso. The world is left behind; all standards of size, of magnitude, of distance, are vanished; there is no size, no form, no prospective; the universe has dwindled lo a little circle of crumpled water, that journeys with you day at or daj', and to which you seem bound by some enchantment. The sky becomes a shallow close lilting dome, or else a pall of cloud that seems ready to descend upon you. Yon cannot see or realize ihe vast and vacant surrounding; thero is noihing lo dclino it or set it off. Three thousand miles of ocean s pace aro less impressive than threo miles bounded by rugged mountain walls. Indeed, the grandeur ot limn, ol magnitude, of distance, of proportion, etc., are only upon shore. A voyage across the Atlantic, is a ten days1 saii through vacancy. There is no sensible progress; you pass no fixed points. Is it the steamer that is moving, or is it the sea? or is it all a danoe and illusion of the troubled brain? Yesterday, to day and to-morrow you aro in tho same parenthesis of now here. The 300 or more miles the ship daily makes is ideal not real. Every night tin- stars d moo anu reel there in the same place amid the rigging; every morn ing the sun conies up from behind the same wave and slaggors slowly across the sinister sky. Tho eye becomes ahunger for form, for permanent linos, for a horizon wall to lilt up nnd keep olt the sky and givo it a seno ot room. One understands why sailors become an imaginative and superstition race; it is the reaction from this narrow horizon in which they aro put this ring of file snrroundsand oppresses them. Ihcy escape by invoking the i id of thu supernatural. In the sea itself there is far li vi lo slimulato the imagination than in the varied forms nnd colors of the land. How cold, how merciless, how o'oniental it looks! A Modern Good Samaritan. The writer of this interesting little skotch spent an hour tho other evening in a Hud son river railroad train studying a drama which a Dickens would easily convert into a pathetic story. Ine car was very full Among the passengers was a well dressed Canadian Frenchman of middle age, and standing in the aisle at his side his buxom and pretty daughter. Our attention was first attracted by bis endoavor to got out of his seat, and her endeavor to keep him in it. At last the pushing aud counter pushing developed into a regular tussle, in which, of course, ihe girl was worsted ; and the man, getting into the aisle, made bis way toward the door. The daughter pursued him, begging the passengers not to let him out. What is everybody's business is nobody's business, and it seem ed doubtful whether any one woul interfere. He got the door open, and was out on the platform, Ihe daughtorclinglog to his coat in a vain endeavor to hold buu back. Tliuro was a moinentnry struggle on the p'ntlorm; then a burly, round faced, muscular genileman, whom bis comrades called "tho captain, ' sprang into the aisle, pushed the girl aside with a gentle violence, and, springing out upon tbe plnttorm, collared tbe drunken L-nna dinn, broaght him back, forced him into his sent, and awed him by a threat of handcults. All this had taken place so quickly that tho pasengers had hardly awakened to what was going i n. it men transpired that !ior faiber. crazy with drink, nnd wanting to smoke, a privilege not allowable in the car, had undertaken to get oil' the train while it was running at the rate of forty miles an hour, get his smoke, and take the next train Ihe Hudson river railroad, being seiiously embarrassed by us povony stricken condition, furnished on this train only one brakerann lo every four cars; and there would have been no mm to prevent the oonsummaliou of trie tragedy had it not been lor "llio captain. " How ho look possession of Ihe drunken Frechtnan, and kept him in his seat; bv what stratagems be kept bun quiet, and how be grtdually acquired such a mastery over him that the Canadian curled himself up in a corner and went to sleep, while "t'le captain giving np his own pleasauter quarters, sat by his side, there is no room Here lo tell, lie did not look like a man who would make an eloquent prayer in a prayer meeting, or an eloquent speech at a temperance meeting: but he constituted himself the guardian of the crazy French man and his daughter, and when wo left the train at half-past eight, appeared good for the all night sentry duty which ho had undertaken; tor both guardian and guarded were going through Montreal. And we camo away retlecling, that, il Jesus of Naz ireth lived on earth now, ue would have found in this simple inoidont a modern instance of a good Samaritan. The Christian Union. Herodotus, "iho father of history," and great Greek traveler, is ever pointing, in his quiet, simple way, to the dangers which arise Irom strong drink. He relates that Cambyses, the Persian king, sent a umber ot ambassadors to a chief ot the Macrobii, that they might investigate the strength of his followers. The great Per sian monarch, jealous and envious of this little ehicltain, purposed to visit bim. The chieftain, knowing all that was going on, says to the embassadors, "Look at this bow; lake this back to your master, and tell bim i but when he, or any of his sol diers, can bend this bow, nnd can send as many to me as there are Macrobians, then he cun conquer the Maorobii, and not till then." Herodotus records lhat these people lived to 120 yeare. They stood heads above the Persian ambassadors. The Persians, by this time, had become accustomed to wine: the Macrobians were abstainers. They lived on milk and simple diet, and so retained all their strength of bady, with health and length ot lite and appiness. No Excuse. A quiet looking man went nto a saloon and remarked to the bar tender : "I would liko very much to have drink, I haven't any money, and it is unnecessary to make promises. "Are you sicki1 "No, sir." "Got a pain in your stomach? ' "No, mystomach is all right." "Havn't got the rheumatism " "No, sir," "Toothi-che?" "No." ' Been diiappointed in anything?" "No, sir. "Here, sir. Allow me to make you a present of a fine bottle of whisky. You are the only man I ever saw who makes no excuse for drinking. Whenever you want anything come around," and he turned away to wait on a man who was sunoring with neuralgia. Arh Traveler A High Authority. A medical opin ion on the temperance question was pronounced by an eminent authority nt a meeting in isew ioik rocentiy. At a meeting convened to consider the best means of promoting practical temperance reform. Dr. '.V. II. Draper spoke of the pathological aspect of tbe temperance Question. Physicians had to recognize the existence of alcohol and the almost uni versal appetite for it. His first suggestion was thai Ihe society should diffuse infor mation as to tho effects -of alcoholic stimulants, which was greatly needed. His experience, based on twenty five years of practve, convinced him that for all persons with sound constitutions alcohol in any shape was absolutely unnecessary and absolutely hurtful. i Death Painless. A Philadelphia physician has made a special study of death, both through his personal observa tions and those of others, ami his con elusion Is that dissolution is painless. "I mean," be explains, "that it approaches ns unconsciously ns sleep. The soul leaves the world as painlessly as it enters it. Whatever be the causes of death, whether bv lingering malady or sudden violence, dissolution comes either through syncope or asphyxia. In the latter case, when re sulting from disease, tho struggle is long protraeted, and accompanied by all the visible marksof agony which theimagina tion associates with tho closing scene of lifo. Death does not strike all the organs of tbe body nt the same time, and Ihe lungs are the last to givo up the perform ance of their funotions. As death ap proaches, tbe latter gradually become more and more oppressed; henee the rattle. Nor is the contact sufficiently perlect to change the black venous into ' lie red arterial blood; an unpreparud fluid consequently issues from the lungs inlo the heart, nnd is thence transmitted to every other organ of the body. The brain receives it, and its energies appear to be lulled thereby into sleep generally tranquil Bleep filled with dreams which impel the dying lo murmur out the names of friends and the occupations and recol lections of past lifo. The Southern "Gatok." A writer in tbo Continent says that six thousand buhy alligators are sold in Florida every year, and the nmounl of ivory, number ol" skins. and quantity of oil obtained Irom tho older members of the Siuriau family are suf ficient to entitle them to a high place Rinong tbe products of the state. The hun ters sell young "gators" at twenty-five dollars per hundred, and dealers from seveni y-llvecents to ono dollar each. Live alienors two years old represent lo the captor hlty cents each, and to the rioaler Irom two to nve dollars, as llio so ison ol travel is at Us height or far advanced. A ten Toot alligator is worth ten dollars. and one fourteen feet long twenty-five dollars, to tbe hunter, whilu Ihe dealer charges twice or three times that price. The eggs are worth to the hunter fifty cents per dozen, and to tbe dealer twenty- hve cents each, irle dead alligator is quite as valuable as the live one, for a specimen nine feet long and reasonably fat will net both branches ot tho trade as follows: The hunter gets $5.50 for the oil, SI lor the skin, and $10 for the head, making a total of $16. 50. The dealer gets S7.0 lor the oil, $1 for the skin, and 825 for the head, making a total of $3C.o0. The value of the head is ascertained by the number and size of the teeth. Deal ers mount especially fine specimens ot the skull, but tbe greater number have no other value than that of tho ivory they contain. The Mistakes Farmers Make. The Bovsok Vermont. The following slory is told by a gentlenan who in his younger days attended the Kimball Union academy at Meriden,;N. II. Tho academy is not far from tbe line wh'ch separates that stato from Vermont, and the young men and women who are educated there aro mainly from these two states. With general good feeling and occasional ly a warmer attachment between tbe boys and girls of tbe Granite state and those from Vermont, there was not a little gen eral rivalry and sometimes sharp sparing and trials of strength with or between the two. Independence day, 1814, the stu dents celebrated with a picnic in the woods a collation, songs, speeches and toasts. The writer had occasion to remember it for It was the first and only time in his life that ho officiated as toast master. After the regulation toasts were road and responsive speeches were made volunteer speeches were oalled for. A Green Mountain, boy, wno by supposition, bad not mot with success in his wooing of Granite stato girl sent up the following toast : "The girls of Now Hampshire Their hoarts are harder than their native rocks.'' This brought down tbe house (or the grove) and it was some; minutes hefore a response could oo caned lor. iiut It oame promptly and from a New Hampshire girl thus: "The boys of Vermont Greener than their native hills." The applauso was deafoning, and more than one hundred sons and daughters of New Hampshire (looluding the toast mas ters) yearned convulsively to clasp that ready-witted and trnth-loving sister to their delightful bosoms. An exchange, pjblished in the interior of the state, speaks of the departure of an old settler for Dakota, where he will laue up a quai ter section of land and start in life again at llm age of seventy. The case of tne man is so near mat oi ttiou sands of others that a few comments may not bo out of place, llio man had a nice farm near a splendid town, where he had lived .and brought up a family. Ho got tired of farming, sold the farm for six thousand dollars, moved to town and went into the livery business, and in three years went through everything except a team and lumber wagon, and now he has packed jp nnd gone to Dakota; with a heart heavier tban his pocketbook. and he will die out there. The number of farmers that decide to go to town to live every year, and go into business is app tiling. Every town has them, and nine out of ten become poor. They get an idea that town business ien are the happiest people on the earth, and have au easy time, and hey set to brooding over their hard lite. and they think anybody can run a store, a orocery, or a livery stable, and they sell out the farm and go into tho business, because it seems so easy to weigh nut suear and tea. They can always rind grocery man who will sell out the remains of a sick stoeu oi groceries ior reauy oash. and when the farmer first sets his name over the door ot a grocery, bo toels as though he was made, and puts his thumbs in the armholes of his vest. lie used his money to stock up, pays cash, and his credit is good, and he buys every thing that is shown to him. Thecoiumer- cial traveler who first strikes the farmer grocer has everything his own way, and Drettv soon the grocory is full. It generally takes a larmer two years to go turougu ti 500 acre farm in tho grocery business Instead of the business being an easy run itself sort of a lay out, it requires tho best manasement of any branch of trade The profits are small and the waste is terrible. A grocer has got to he as sharp as tacks. The farmer's boys und girls soon realize that tbey are merctlant s sons and daughters, instead of farmers, and they have to keep up with the processiou. There .has to be lots of things bought as merchants that, would never bo thought of as farmers. The farm house lui niture is not irood enoush. the democrat wagon o-ivos Dlaee to a carriage, the old marcs give place to high steppers, and i ho girls dress bettor and do not work. The family lives out of the grocery, the boys play base ball, and the girls go to big parties. Tho farmer is a good fellow and trusts many other good lellows who can't pay. and in some cases he gets to drinking. Bills begin to come in and be can't collect enough to pay rent. Friends that would help bim out witn money wuen no nau a farm, will now tell him money is mighty scarce, and ne win nave io give a cuauei mortgage on the stock. The stock runs down till there is nothing left but a red tin can of mustard with a bull's head on it, some canned peaches and cove oysters on the shelves, a few boxes ot wooden ctotues pins, six wagon loads of barrels with a little sugar in the bottom, a couple of dozen wash boards, a box of codfish of the vintage of 1860, which smells like a glue factory, a show case lull ot inree cent wooden pocket combs, bluing, hairpins, and shaving soap, some empty cigar Doxes mai me boys nave smonou tue cigara oui oi , auu a few sucn tmngs mai, uo not uiing enough at an auction to pay for printing the auction bills. Then the farmer breaks up and goes west, leaving a lot of bills in the hands of a lawyer for collection, who manages lo collect enough to pay his commission, and me lamiiy mat was so happy on the farm, and so independent becomes demoralized. The girls marry chambermaids in livery stables rathor than so west, the boys go to driving hack. or working a threshing maohino, or tend ing bar, and refuse to go west, and tbe old folks go to Dakota alono, and wish they were dead, and will be quick enough. This is the history of thousands of farmers who get tired ol the old farm, it tney would but realize that they are better fixed than nine-tenths of the merchants in towns, and that tbey cannot become sucoessftil merchants any more than merchants can become successful farmers, they would learn something that would be valuable to them. .feet's tSun. pelts witli the wool on, wash them in warm water, remove all the fleshy matter, and clean i be wool thoroughly with soft soap and water. Having thus freed it of all fatly matter apply to the flesh side the following mixture: Tuko a half pound each of line salt und powdered alum and a ball an ounce ol lionix. Dissolve, iiiese in u quart of hot water, and after cooling the mixture to a degree that the hand may be held in it, and rye meal to make it into a paste. After spreading it on the fleshy side of the pelt and the quantity named is what will he needed for one pelt fold the pelt lengthwiso and let it remain in an airy place for two weeks, nfier which remove the paste, wash and dry. When nearly dry scrape with a knife which should be of cresent shape, and the soft ness of the pelt will depend very much upon Iho amount ot working that is bestowed upon it. If the skin is to be used for a mat, the following plan is to be recommended: with a strong lather made with hot water but used whon cold wash the fresh skin, being careful to get out all the dirt from the wool. It is better to plunge the skin right into Ihe hither. After doing so wash tbe skin clean in cold water. Now dissolve a pound each of salt nnd alum, in two gallons of hot water. Put this into some sort of a tub in which Ihe skin can be placed and have the mixture cover" it. After twelve hours soaking, lake it out and hang it upon a pole lo drain. When it has been well drained, stretch it upon a board to dry, and stretch it several times during the process otdrying. Before it is ciuito dry sprinkle on the dosh side one ounce each of powdered alum and saltpetre, rubbed in well. If the wool is then found to he firm on the skin it can be folded up and let remain two or three days, or until dry, turning Ihe skin over from day lo day. Ihcn scrape the flesh side with a blunt knife, and rub it with pumico stone .Now, in conclusion, we wouio givo me following ns a good way of lannirg any kind of a lur skin. Alter preparing it by cutting oft' the useless parts, and softening it by soaking in warm water for nn hour or such a matter.mi it equal parts of horux, saltpetre and glnuber stilts, in proportion of about ono half ounce each for each skin with sufficient, wa er to make a thin paste. Spread this with a brush on the flesh side, applying it somewhat thicker on Ihe thicker parts. Double the skin together, flesh side in, and hang in a cool place as directed above. Aflor twenty four hours, wash the skin clean, and apply in the way before described, one ounce of salsoda, half an ounce of borax and two ounces of hard whito soap, melted slowly together without being allowed to boil. Fold the skin together again and put away in a warm place for twenty-four hours. Afier this dissolve four ounces of alum, eight ounces of sail and two ounces ot sitleratus in enough hot water to saturate the skin. When the hands can be borne in the mix ture, soak the skin in ii fur twelve hours. Then wring and hang it up to dry. Repeal this soaking and drying two or three limes until the skin is as soft as you want it. Then smooth the insido with lino sand paper and pumice stone. Western Rural. Devon Cattle. Col. M. C. Weld writes as follows in American Aqrieultur isl for Feqrnary : Ouc who sees a herd of Davons for the first lime is struck with their extraordinary beauty and uniformity, and sees at onee that they differ from every other brocd, or stock of cattle with which ho is acquainted. fhey are of a brilliant, rich mahogany red, without white noon the body, but with white switches to their tails, and frequently with while udders. Though he.ivv in carcass ihey tiro light limbed, tnd the older cows low set. Their heads ire small and clean cut, elegantly placed md carried high, while they are adorned with long, light, tuporing white horns. curving upward and outward. Ibeir throais are clean; withers thin; necks free from dewlaps; diesis very wide; and briskets projecting and hung low. In girlli they are largo for their height; very thiek through tho heart, and unequalled in the crops, which point carries iho fullness of tho shoulders back to the ri!- without perceptible depression. Tho bicks aro very level from the withers to the setting of the tails, which are long and delicately tnuer,l. The loins are wide und muscular; the hips V, ido apart, the back long to thu rump, while the thighs aro long lo the hocks, and in the twist well let dowti, yet in ihe lower parts Ihey are thin, giving room between them for capacious u iders. The soft flanks are usually very low, giving thu barrels a cylindric it. level look upon the under line. Devons are com monly heavily coated, aud tie hair 's wavy, if nol positively curly, in many eases, me sum is puisne anu meiiow under the much, even when the animal is in low condition, but when in good order it is typically fine, not linn und papery. but elastic aud yielding under ihe pressure of Ihe finger tips, and ofie.i nig a uioi'ilc. unctuous handful if graped over the ribs. The skin color varies, but nut a fev show a rich cream color, inclining to orange under tho fore-arm, and in the ears. Add to this description that tbe less tire short, small boned and clean, that (he whole carriage und style are elastic and u. ttet fill. with a promptness aud energy rateiy seen in neat cattle, while tho large, lively jet placid eye indicates at once intelligtuce. confidence and reposo, and we have a picture of a high-bred, benutiful race of cattle, such as has no iqual anywhere. The oxen are much trained, very quick in their movements, fast walkers, and untir ing workers. The cows aro deep milkers. Tanning Sheep Sins. A corrospon. dent inquires how to tan sheep skins, and another makes the general inquiry as to "how skins are tanned." We may answor both in what we here say. To tan sheep Suggestions for Milk Setting. Prof. L. B. Arnold gives the following suggestions for milk setting: 1st, To make the finest flavored and longest keep ing butter, the cream must undergo a riuenins proooss by exposure to the oxygen of the air while it is sweet. This best done wniie n is rising, ine ripening is very tardy when the tempera ture is low. 2d, After cream becomes sour, the more ripening the more it depre ciates. The sooner it is then skimmed and churned the better, but it should not be churned when too new. Tbe best time for skimming and churning is just before acidity becomes apparent. 3d, Cream makes better butter to rise in cold air tban to rise in cold water, but it will rise sooner in cold water, and the milk will keep sweeter longer. 4th, The deeper milk is 3et the less airing tho cream gets while rising. The depth of setting should vary with the temperature; the lower it is the deeper milk may be set; the higher, the shallower it should be. Milk should never be set shallow in a low temperature nor deep in a high one. Setting deep in cold water economizes time, labor and space. 5th, While milk is standing for oream to rise the purity of the cream, and consequently the fine flavor and keeping of the butter, will be injured if the surface of the oream Is exposed freely to air much warmer tban the oream. 6th, When cream is colder than the surrounding air, it takos up moisture and impurities from the air. When the air is colder than the cream, it takes up moisture and whatever escapes from tbe oream. In the former case the cream purifies tho surrounding air ; in tbe latter, the air helps to purify tbe cream. The selection of a creamer should hinge on what is most desired highest quality or greatest convenieneo nnd etonomy in time, space and labor.