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Notices In nws colnmns.tiionnts pp-r Hoe each Inser tion, hut no char us made ol less than M rents. Notices of Deaths and Marriata inserted irratt, bu t ext,TUVd Obltimrv Notices of i'oetry will be charged at the rate of ft cents ier line. VOL. XL. MONTPELIER, VT., WEDNESDAY, MAY 2, 1883. NO- 18. . . UONTPELBB. VT. WEDNESDAY. MAY 2, 1883: Sunday School Lesson Holes. I'.Y lll'.V. J. O. SIIEHHUKN. May i.i: Tim Kpniail of the Ooepel-Aote 11:19-30. About the timo that God wai leading tin! mind of Tutor, by spaoial providences to a broader vicwof iho nieaningof Christ's saoi-iiioc, and astonishing the Jews by the g'fc of the spirit imparted to the Gentiles, news began to roach Jerusalem that many :11111m:; tlio Gentiles in other places had 1 cfiiv. d Ill's Uuth and wore rejoicing in Christ as their Savior. The norseoution arising at the time of S cohen's death had scattered believers mitUr.vard to llio Nourishing and elegant U mun eapitol of Syria, Anliooh; and to the country of Phenico, still farther north ; :iii 1 lo llio island of Cyprus a little way off the coa-t of Pdouiccin the Mediterranean M'a. S nit) also bud gono to Cyrono on the nnitheni coas'- of Africa, and on their way thiihor they hid helpod to establish the v.irk id Anliooh. Tho statement that thoy iiretc'iudto tho Grecians there might be easily misunderstood, as wo have before h t i that torm applied to tho foroiga Jews Tli j Uivisod Vorsiou has mtde the matter plain by rendering the word, as it -hook! b:i, (ijaiiles. It would seem that Mesa strangers grasped the idea of salva lio.i for all more easily than Peter, who h nl hoard so much from Jesus' lips whioh should have taught him this great fact. At Antiocli it ii said a great number luiieved :md turned unto the Lord. As h w.i :n it was known that there was a com any of disciples at Antiooh, the Apos tles nd oiiiors tit Jerusalom became inter-i- i d to strengthen and build up the work 1:1 .".(!. Similar cirouiustanoes happen often in mission work at the present day. Some times i'. is found in our foreign fields that -01110 faithful convert has returned from the place where I10 heard of Christ, to his n.tlivu town, and has told the story of sal vation so clearly and effectually that many 0; his neighbors have bolieved and turned unto the Lord. S joii those believers desira baptism, and smid ell' 10 some missionary to oorue and visit, and instruct, and baptize them. In circumstances like these the church, haviug then its head quarters at Jerusa lom, sent out Barnabus, that ho should go to Antioch and confirm tho work there. Tan record puts tho matter well when it 1;, s that when Barnabus saw the work of (I d iiiii'jug the Gentiles of Antiooh he was glad. .o mittor by what agenoies men :iro Drought to a knowledge of the tru tli, or of what nationality these men may l,e, every devout man will rejoice in lii..' work, and will be ready to do all in liW power to secure its pjrpotuity. The exhortation that Barnabus gave these believers is one whioh every oonvert would be wise to heed: "That with pur pose of heart they would cleave unto the L.rd." No company of believers ever did that and became scattored by feuds, ui distracted by doctrinal difterences, or weakened becaiHo there were no addi tions to supply tho natural losses which they sustained. Tin; remark oa the charactor of Barna bas is a'so very significant: "A good man fall of Ihe Holy Ghost and faith." Such a m m 1I0C3 not labor anywoere witnom reward, and good rosulta coming from his eil'jr.-. The expression used to describe the growth of tho church at Antioch is also significant: "Much people was added unto tho Lord." This indicates that tho added believers were of several nationalities, licnco called neither Jews or 1 Itcoks or Syrians, bat simply people, men lor whom Christ died. Again they were added unto tho Lord, not oonvorts to ll.irnabas, but to Jesus. That preacher or evangelist does the cause great harm who allows people to bo attraoted to himself rather than won to Christ.. In til midst of very successful work at Anti o ;i. '. imabas sets off to Tarsus to seek aui. Probably tho work grew to such 111 elnH that I10 fult the need of a cjiloague. .More than this, there were doubtless special features of the worst at Aiuiucli which demanded such gifts as Paul had. Then Aniioch was, what would now be called in mission work a strategetic pjint. Fust it was a large city, the I; mi in capital of Syria, n place where the ei v i I i i' it ion s of tho west and the east met. A rich and cultured city, full of in :n hunts and soldiers, and travelers; pist tho center from which Christianity could go out to almost every land then known to the Roman nation. A church thoroughly established here would be a perpetual Fourco of ever widening Chris tian influence, liarnabas found Saul, and together t'.cy spsnt a year in labor at this point. Here the di;Oiples began to be eiiin! Christians. The Jews had called t the "Sect of tho Nazarenes," or sj;m.iuies "Galileans." The bealhen e'leut them gave them first this fitting n ppcilation. The work grew to such an extent in Antiocli that when tho needy condition of the ( l.ristians in Judea was known, the ehuieh here detorminod to send relief to th mi poor brethren. This they did and sent their offerings by tho hands of Bar nabas :;n d Paul. It is not easy to recon cile this visit of Saul lo Jerusalem with th .".ecount of himself which he gives in tl il. I ,! aed - 1, where it would seem that tor a -pace of fourteen years after his first vi-i '. when tho disciples were afraid of It I, -did not visit Jerusalem. It may however ho that tho expression "by the I, ati Is of I! unahas and Saul" only means lint iliese leaders became responsible for the Cumls collected, and forwarded the sun., without personally making the j mno y. Wo could so understand the ma1 .'cr did not Luke speak in Acts 12:25 of heir return from Joiusalem, after they h I fu i lined their ministry, whioh natu 1 i ! iy refers to this samo ocoasion. 1. ni's language in G ilatians may mean that at this time no council was held at .lenisaiein. and tho only meaning of his v;sit was the bringing of an offering to ti e poor saints. The Washington Sunday Herald con tains an article about tho mystery sur rounding the tomb of Abraham Lincoln. The grave is not guarded, so far as any human eye can see, yet it is proteoted. Secretary Lincoln said the other day that be was absolutely certain that tho remains of his father could never be stolen. After the first attempt secure means of protec tion were employed. The secret of this seourlty Is only known to three people. Teach Tuem to Be Polite. Train your children to be polite at homo, and you will never have cause to blush at their rudeness abroad. The rosy-checked boy and girl and a strong and vigorous young man who sit in their comfortable seats in crowded cars, while grey haired grandfathers and grandmothers tug at the straps, are poor commentaries on homo training. Nothing is cheaper than polite ness, and nothing pays better. It should be taught not because it pays, but from principlo. The young man who is negli gent 10 his mother and sister at homo, or the sister who is selfish or unthoughtftil, will be no blessing to any other home into which they are engrafted, until they "unlearn what they nave learned amiss." This is often difficult and annoying and robs life of its swoetest hours and richest gifts. Train your children in politeness and unselfishness in all little things, and tbo greater will come without effort. A Vermont Inventor. M. L. Baxter, tho inventor of the new telephone, for long distances, is a son of tho lata Hon Portus Baxter of Vermont, and brother of Dr. Baxter of tho United States army, tie was formerly of Derby Lino. IIo savs that ho has not yot witnessed the experi ments ot long distance talking, but Ins 11 wire running from bis laboratory for 11 distance of live miles, and he says thai over this wire be can hear a whisper spoken at a distanoe of seventeen feel from the transmitter. The great difference between the Blake transmitter and his invention, Mr, Baxter says, lies in the fact that while there is no doubt that the Blake instrument could bo so adjusted as to admit of a whisper spokep several feet away being heard over the entire line, if the speaker changed his voice to a shout it would so agitate the diaphragm that nothing could bo heard ; with the Baxter transmitter, on the other hand, tbo tone of voice would not make any difference at the other end. Mr. Baxter says that he has experimented with electricity for twenty-five years and is now endeavoring to apply the duplex system to the tele phone. Of Manners. There is nothing; which adds so much to a young man's Buccess in life, next to honesty of purpose, as the practice of good breeding wherever he goes on tho sidewalks, in ibe buggy, 11s well as In the parlor. If vnu meet a man who refuses to give you half the road or turn out on the sidewalk, you may class him as a man with no senso of justice in bis soul. When we speak of polite men, we do not wish to be under stood as referring to one who bows low, and takes off his hat to the ladies and men of position : but we mean the honest faoe the man who always carries a smile on his countenanoo, and who never turns his face away from tbo poor; wo mean the man who has a kind salutation when he meots you in the morning, and a pleasant "good night" in the evening; a man whose face is always void of offence. Such a man is bound to succeed ; such a man will hnil Inenils. loung man, be polite. Sioi long ago a member ot congress was invited to dinner. Ho describes it thus. There wasn't nothinz on the table whan we got there but forks and spoons and bricky brack. Presently they brought in some soup. As X didn't see nothing else,l thought I'd eat all the soup I could get, though soup is a mighty poor dinner to invite a toller to. bo 1 was helped four times; and then came on tho finest dinner I ever see and there 1 sat" groaned lie, 'chock full of soup. Hartford Post. Meteors. It ii known that in our solar system thro are vast meteor streams, made up of loosely aggregated bodies of various sizes (but generally small,) and stretching in length from fifty lo ninoty millions of miles, and each stream is sweeping around the sun, like our own world, in a distinct and regular orbit of its own. It is thought (but not actually known) that these so called "meteors,'' which so suddenly vanish, flashing silently and beautifully througn the sky on almost any clear night, aro captured from some of these great meteor streams. Of these, our planet grazes the fringes of two one in August, and the other in November. Il was the latter stream which gave us that transcendent and unspeakably sublime spectaclo which in the still dark hours of the early morning of the 13tb of Novem ber, 1833. seemed to cover the Atlantic slope of the United States with a rain of hie. Occasionally a bigger meteorolite is drawn in. It is tco big to bo all consumed in our atmosphere, and comes down with such a tunning' rush as that which fell, a few years ago, in the northeastern part of Nebraska, cutting off the limb of an oak tree in its oblique descent, and cutting almost in two the body of a herdsman whose fate, unparalleled in history, may perhaps have suggested their story to the perpetrators of this Texas hoax. But none of them approach, or begin to approach, the fabulous proportions of that fraud. Tbo largest one known to be in existence was obtained from an enormous mass on the west coast of Greenland, which, whether it consists of separate bodies or n single one, is by all odds the biggest meteorio visitation of whioh there is any knowledge, and probably by far the great est that ever foil on our globe. A piece of it wmcn we nave examined seems to be decidedly metallic and that is the charac ter of a gigantic mass of it, weighing twenty-five tonB, now in the museum nt Stockholm. Another fragment from the same astonishing mass on the Greenland coast, and now in tho museum at Copen hagen, weighs ten tons. These aerolites seem to be nearly two thirds iron, and the rest mostly nickel a compound never found on earth. Other great meteoric masses may have existed, in various parts of the globe, and, becoming disintegrated by the aotlon of air and water for meteor olites are very oxidable slowly mixed, as rocks or soil, with our terrestrial mat ter. On the moon such visitors may exist anchanged, for that body seems to possess little, if any, of either air or water. Its numerous cup-like hollows, which so thickly indent tho illuminated surface, may have been caused, as Mr. Proctor suggesti, by the Impact of these plunging bodies, in ages when our satellite was in a more plastic condition. The largest of these specimens at Yale weighs, wo believe, lees than a ton. There is a still more curious one at the Smithsonian institution an annular specimen, weigh ing 1,400 pounds. It Is tho theory of one geologist that a vast mass of metallic meteorio matter onoe struck that part of the globe lying for a dozen degrees along the Greenland coast and the regions reaching far west, of such enormous size, and coming with such foroe, that It tilled back the plane of the earth, irora its original position In relation to tho ecllptiol thus causing Ihe exlstine climates and seasons. TJ rtford Tim's. TIIK TIK HI) FOOT. The potter stood at his dally work, Ono patiunt foot on tlio wound; Tho othor, with novor-slackentDK speed, Tnniitiir llis swift wheol round. Hilout, we stood beside bitn there, Wutohiuir the restless kuoe, Till uiy l'riend Maid low, in pitying voioe, "How tired bis foot must he !" Thu potter never paused In his work, HhupiuK tho wondrous thing-, Xwiiii only u common flowor-pot, Hut pprleet in faBhioulne-. H'owlv lio raised his patient eyes, With homely truth inspired: "NiMiiarin: it isn't tho foot that kinks; The one thai stuuds gets tired !" ( 1)1 ItACDAMIIlOI-K. C'n'.ise anil hope, truo heart 1 Hummer is eominif though late the spriiiK, Over the broast of U14 riulet mold. With an emerald of shimmer a if lint of gold, Till the loaves of the reiralroso nulold . t tho rush of the swullow's wlntf. Couraire and hope, truo heart ! Kiininiei' it coming though spring be late; Watrhtmr is weary and waiting long, llat sorrow's day hath an even song, And Hie garlands that never shall fade belong To the soul that is strong to wait. -lUood Wordi. Nol'ihci llluost People, Captain Lorry of tho navy, who com manded the Itodgcrs 011 her fated Arctic voyage, came over lo Washington from New York, by order of tho sooretury of die navy, and was recently at the Ebbilt hotiso. In conversation with 1111 old friend, tho talk turned on the Madagascar people horo and tho curiosities of races. ' It is curious," said Berry, "this ques tion of color. Some peoplo have a notion that llio iluk skinned people all come from tropical countries; but the natives of Peru were not very d irk tho natives in Mexico were light, then further north the Indians aro still darker, and when the Esquimaux aro reached, they aro found lo bo much tlarlier than llio .North Amoricin Indians," "Yes; and so far as anybody knows. they havo been in their cold country for thousands ot years." chipped in the com Dan ion. "For thousands of ye irs yes; and there are evidences that thoy caiuo Irom still further north." "Do they seem to know anything about their ancestors?" "Not much. They cue very little for tho past or for the future I tried to talk with them about tho skeletons of animals found in tho cavos, but they seemed to know nothing about them Thoy were wonder stricken at iho description of the mammoth, some tusks of whioh I brought away from Wr.ingel Island. One bright fellow saw us looking at a book of pio lures of animals, and ho would come day after day and ask to look at tho book. He was delighted to look at the pictures of the bears of his own climate, and would laugh immoderately as ho rolurnod to them." "Then thny have their ideas of funny things us well as other folks?'1 "O yes. Ono day some ot tho women of tno Tchoutchees tlio northernmost people I s iw were tolling mo aboul cxpcdil ions thoy made lo find collections of small roots which the rats or lemmings of that country dig and gather in heaps for winter eating, and 1 asked thorn what became of tlio rats after their supplies had been stolon. They laughed and laughed, thinking it very funny that any body should ever think of the rat in the transaction." "Then these people do get something of a vegetable sort to eat ?' ' " t hen they get these little roots whioh they steal from tho lemmings, and they save the seaweed they lind in tho stomaoh of the seal, and eat that. "Did they try lo speak Lnglish words?'' "Tho men a few of them would try to, though none of them could speak a word which had the sound of f in it. They would speak my name accurately that is, the men would, but the women invariably pronounced it as though it were spelled ISezzy." "Ouo fellow tho samo ono who came many times to sec the pictures of animals learned to speak a great many English words, but lie would tauiy sweat under tho difUculty of the effort to say 'flannel.' Ho wouid pick up words by asking as ho camo across arliclc3 new to him, 'Whats name?' Ho could say cotton, calico, and all the letters but tho fs. Tho nearest he could come to Ham el was lo say 'plannel,' using tho p lor the I as snuio children do." Captain Berry said II113 fellow never tired of handling the compass and spy glass and ho learned to know their usos with astonishing facility. Ho was delighted when Lorry promised lo send him one of each, and said that hunting parties were sometimes lost because ihoy lost all idea in a storm as lo which way they were going. The glass, would help him to tell whether the black specks seen far away on the ice were seal or not, and save miles of walking. He will get his compass and spy glass when the whalers go north in the spring. Captain Berry related how the two boys of those particular Tchoutoheo wore very polite little fellows, anj would always rise when any one not belonging to tho family would come in, and he said the peoplo had words of salutation which they always used when they met. lie was surprised to find these evidences of polite ness among peoplo tho most remote and isolated from any civilizing influences. The women, lie says, have somo pride of dress, and so do tho men, though inside their houses they strip down to one gar ment about the loins, taking off their furs; and the women take pride in keeping their houses what they regard as clean, though it would not pass lor cleanliness anywhoro else. They have no idea of accumulating for tho future and are prim itively communistic about their food. If ono family has meat and tho other families in Ihe village have none, they all eat of tlio supply until it is gone or they can get more, and if ono village has food and an other none, the liurgry ones conio over and cai. with thoso who have something. They livo on from hand to mouth, and there aro ovidencos of annihilated villages where it is reasonable to suppose, some thing has occurred to provont the getting of meat, and so all have slarvod to doath. k'ckclcd. Too Mi'ou Zeal Ihe Christian Intel liqencer tells this story to show that there is such a thing ns too much zeal. A young man onteied a stage in New York, who was full of Christian zeal. An elderly gentleman sat reading a Bible. "This is a chance to scatter seed," thought young Timothy. Tho old gcntloman alighted; so ilid he. Starting down a street he overlook him, and with undis guised solicitudo he asked him, "Under stantlest thou what thou rcadesl? ' He understood it all, and looking down upon his questioner with n fatherly smile ho answered, 11s ho patted him on tho shoul der, "Young man, I have been proaohing this gospel over thirty years; but you mount well, my young friend, you meant (veil." Tho young man loct no time in turning tho first corner, and realized that ho noeded a liltlo more "sorpont" to keep his "dovo" company. "Is your mistress In P'' said a callor lo the domestic. "She is, sir." "Is she en gaged P" asked the caller. "Faith she is more man tnnt, was iimigors prompt response; "die's narrioil." Texas fiift- in'jt. Tub Ea.rtii Struck i:r a Couet. This occurred some thirty thousand years ago, if we are able to believe Mr. Ignatius Donnelly, who has written a book to prove that the earth must bare passed through the tail of the comet, not only once, but many times; and ho olalms there is abundant evidence oa the surface of our globe to prove that this catastrophe really occurred. The great deposits of unstruli lied clay which are found in so ninny quarters, especially in the northern hemis phere, the author we are quoting believes came from substances in the tail of the oomet through which Iho earth parsed. Nearly every one is familiar with the erosions found on tops ot bills and moun tains, running uniformly Irora the norib east to tho south-west. This has been attributed lo a glacial period, when the larger portion of Ihe earth was covered wilb water, and great icebtirgs, currying rocks and stones in their bottoms, swept oyer the highest hills, making the marks now visible on so many mountain and hill tops. Mr. Donnelly does not deny that ice wos formed in great quantities after the earth was struck by the tail of ihe comet, but he claims that the cosmic mat ter of which the tail was composed embraced clay dust as well ns stones, bowlders, and even rocks. When tho earth passed through the comet's tail, like a bullet through a board, intense heat would be gener ted ; seas, rivers, and even oceans wonld be vaporized. Some por tions of the earth would become floods ol molten fire, and finally, the sudden refrig eration would form enormous masses of ice in the polar legion, which it would tako thousands of years lo liquefy. Comots abound in our solar system. Humboldt in his lime, supposed there might be 117,500.000 of them, and still later astron omers put the number at 600,000,000 without counting those which reach us from other solar systems. The surprising thing is that the earth is not oftener struck by comets than it is. Halley's comet was 150.000 000 miles in length, from the end of the tail. Hence, with its head in the sun, it might have reached 60,000,000 of miles beyond the orbit of Ibe earth. In the year 1779, Lexell's comet approached the earth so closely that it would have increased tbe sideral year by three bours, if its mass had been equal to that of the earth. It finally became entangled in the moons of Jupiter, and lost a great portion of it tail. Mr. Donnolly suspects that some such catastrophe must havo happen ed to that planet and its satellites, as that from which the earth suffered previous to the so-called glacial era. All this is very interesting and ingenious, but nsti onomers as yet have not accepted Mr. Donnelly's views. Indeed, all recent geologists have been trying to aouount for ibe appearance of tbe earth without allowing for any catastrophe. Given timo enough, and one can account for mountains, oceans, and the enormous processions of the diff rem 01 ders of animals whioh have appeared at diherent iniervals on this globo. Vemor est s Monthly for February. Frightening Bears. Years ago when Indians and bears were plentiful In Cali lornia and while men were not, on my way to s in k rancisco I was riding through what were known as tbe title marches, bordering tbe San Joaquin river near iis mouth. Those were days before railroads, steamboats, or even ordinary sailing ves sels, when journeys or lour or nve nun dred miles were made on horseback swimming streams when you came to them, or "canoeing" them when they were very wide, and leading your horse Irom the stern of the "dug out. ' I was to cross the San Joaquin in this latter fashion, and was approaching the point from which travellers shouted to tbe Indian ferryman on the opposite shore, and called him over in his cranky craft. The sun of a brilliant summer's day was sotting behind mo, and his dazzling rays, already nearly level with We tops of the bushes that had sprang up by the horse path, lit up the tall, sturdy trunks of the forest trees that stretched far to my right. I was about breaking the silence of the vast solitudes by shouting with all my might, "Wboop-ce!" which was the ferry call, and had just turned my horse's head toward the river bank, when two bears, which bad come down from iho woods for their evening drink, and had been con cealed from my view by the bond in the road and the tall busbes, suddenly app ar ed not twenty paces in front, scratching tor roots in the middle 01 the road. .Now, horses love bears about as much as do little children who havo beard nurses' stories of them; so, no sooner had the beast on which I was riding caught a glimpse of the great, shaggy intruders, that be gave a snort of surprise, and whirled so suddenly in bis tracks that I went over his side, saving myself fiom a tumble only by clutching the high pommel of my California saddle and holding on for dear lile. Back up Ihe road scampered my flying steed, while I clung like a Comanche to his flanks. Sighting myself in the saddle, however, I brought the heavy Spanish bit to bear, and soon reined in the frightened animal. I had much difficulty in making him faoe about, but the great jingling spurs which we wore in those days were very persuasive, and, though wiih fear and trembling, tbe poor h rse, puffing like a locomotivo began to retrace bis steps. We had gone back only a few yards when wo saw the bears again, and despite my own and tbe horse's nervousness, I burst out laughing at their comioal appear ance. They bad been as much frightened, probably as we, but seeing our cowardly flight, had taken courage and trotted up the road after as, until they came Into the full glare of the tun ; and there they both stood, motionless on their hind legs, side by side, each shading his eyes with his right paw and apparently transfixed with wonder and amazement. Horses they were familiar with, because the plains of the San Joaquin were covered with roving bands of wild horses; Indians they had occasionally seen and put to flight; but what that white faeed object, wilb the blue shirt and colored handkerchief around his neck, was, must have been to them. just then, the one absorbing inquiry of the oear intellect, lor tney were certainly taking their first look at a white man. The loft paw of each bang by his side, limp and nerve'.ess, and, under the paw, which deftly and with a most ludicrous effect shaded their vision, the little, wide open, piggish eyes were, in their pnzzled expression, irresistibly oomlcal. 1 had no gun with me, and I dont think I should have used It if I had one; but I bethought me of tho ferry call, and yelled, "Whoop.ee!" at tbe top of my lungs. That broke the spell and interrupted their gaze at the same moment, and two more fright ened bears never got down from their bind logs and took to the woods. The Indian ferry-man across the river gave the answering shout, "Hy-yar!" and I shouted "Wbocp-o!" again. I beard the busbes olash and snap and break, as those two utterly astonished bears burst madly through them In their flight. I did not call them back. E. W. Ktmplc, in St. Nicholas for April. A well.knnwn PrnahvlArtRn ntarnvm.N of the lower Delewaro counties, some what lamous as a wit, was approached by a Baptist clergyman with the question, "Well, brother, we're going to have a new bell for our church. What sort would you recommend?" There was a twinkle behind tbe Presbyterian parson's glasses; and he answered promptly, "By nil means, a diving bell," HuMOR.-Jos.il Billings recently said: "Humor must bo bnsed on truth. It is because a thing is ludicrous and at Ihe same timo trim to nature that people laugh at it. Now, Artenius Ward was not a humorist, but bo was Ihe drollest man the country has ever produced. Writers who make their effect by hyper bole are not humorists. Genuine humor lusls forever, because it is true You soon tire of hearing a man tell stupen dous lies " : ., Good Suhgestions. The unitarian makes tho following good suggestions, which many sick persons will do well to attend to; "Courage is a wonderful agent in throwing off disease. A walk of five miles would euro many mi occupant of the lounge. Will power will surpass pill power in nine cases out of ten, if not in every ono. To hold a bottlo of smelling sails in the hand on account of headache may be just 1I10 thing at limes, but to Sing a pound of fruit cake into iho alley and then walk a furlong as 11 reward lor not eating the compound, is nearly always a much better thing." According to a paper lately road before the Danish Moteorologieil Society, giving the results of observation made in (lie extreme north, there is a probable con nection helween tho auroa and sun spots. About every twelve years thestin is covered with numerous blemishes, and nt about the same lime llio auroras aro frequent in the north tcmparate zone. It is now as certained that the auroral zone is a mova ble one, oscillating from its creates north ern declination to its lowest south latitude in a period ulso of twelve years. Thus, when displays tire occurring frequently in southern latitudes the maximum of sun spots are coincident. During the years when the auroral arch recedes away to its Arolic fastness, reaching its greatest north declination, almost pel leel quiet reigns on the sun and spois aro rare, Upon this theory iho auroral zone during 1883 will be near its southern limit, and iistn n omers express the opionion that the com ing summer will bo rather a hot ono, with a considerable amount of electrical distur bance alternating with cool or reactionary periods. Somo Paris cabmen not long since enjoy cd a rare entertainment. A young Aiuer ican girl who had been insulted by the persistent annoyances of a member of the Legion ol lienor whenever she appear ed on tho street, became so exasperated by his offensive attentions one day just as she was passing a cab stand that she by a sudden impulse snatched one of thj drivers whips from its sockoi, ami turning on her tormentor cut hini sharply across the face with tho lash. Being taken by surprise he started back and let fall bis hat. As ho slooped to pick it up she followed up her advantage, raining blow after blow upon his head and shoulders, so stunning him and bewildering him that he was somo timo in discovering his lost head goor, every moment of which she employ ed to the best advantage. At last, catch ing his rescued hat bo fled from the scene as last as his legs could carry him, follow id by tho laughter and jeers of the whole line of cabmen, who heartily sympathized with tho brave young horoino of tbe scene. When tho old cabman recoivod back bis whip ho exclaimed, "Bravo Mad omoisellc! That was well done!" Miiis Allowance. U not fail to mako allowance for the effects of poor health upon those ot your Inends who are invalids, jno matter how much self- control and sweetness of temper they may or may have had when they were well, it is almost inevitable for them to seem, and probablv to become, a little irritable now and then, and, at any rate to show less interest than you expect them to feci in what interests others. The uncomfortable consciousness of being shut oat from many of their wonted activities, the knowledge that they necessarily are causing others extra thought and labor, ihe strain or Ion?: endurance of discom fort, the shocks, the things which ordi narily seem to be mere trifles, now inflict upon their lrequent and natural torgotlul ness, to some degree, of mattors external and concentr ation of attention upon their inner selves und the future. Bear with them patiently and lovingly and holp them to cultivate mat sweet and blessed slate of mind which without undue neglect of this world, while they ate in it, is cen tered chiefly upon tho world to come, and in tho peace of Christ which this world can neither givo nor tako away. Have a Home. Havo a homo of your own somewhere. Buy a piece of land and own it. Buy it with the determination to keep it as long ns you live, and to leave it to your hobs. If vou havo no monoy except what yon earn yoursolf, then save sorupuously and lay aside a part of your income, until you have enough to pay for a piece of land. To be an owner of a homestead will have a beneficial effect upon your character. It will increase your self-respect, your confidence in your self. You will feel that you havo a sub stantial position, and something nt stake in the community, iho habit ot saving, which you have "formed in saving money to purchase a piece of land, will, in itself, be valuable to you. It will aid you greatly in acquiring other property and becoming independent. The tendency of this is to make you self-reliant, more ambitious, more industrious, more careful, and a butter citizen. The ownership of a homo will add greatly to your happiness. Tho feeling which it engenders is a source ol constant satisfaction. There is one spot on enrtb which you improvo and beautify. With lhat spot your thoughts become identified. You learn to love it. Il is like an unchanging friend. Tt becomes an unfailing sourco of enjoyment. Ciieai Eating in Washington. Tho dairy opposite tho treasury is a great re sort, where may be seen not only rranv bureau officers and men of considerable position in tbe government service, but a great many others who do not want a cheap luncheon but a light one, and know that If they onco settle into a restaurant chair the result would be a spoiled appe tite by dinner timo Secretary Chandler is one of tho frequent visitors, and often may be seen standing in a crowd of treasury clerks, drinking his mng of milk and munching his biscuit that is two conts if he takos a buttered biscuit, und only one oent If it is nnbnttorcd. It will bo seen by a slight, iulellcotual effort that the salary of a cabinet ofllcor for one year would purchaso 800,000 unbuttcred bis cuits. Tho scoietary's fuiiire may be regarded, therefore, as reasonably seonro. If ihe scoretary takes a mug of milk and two unbuttcred biscuits the total cost of his luncheon is Ihe magnificent sum of 7 cents, two buttered biscuits will raise it to 9 cents, and if he should tako a pieco of pie which ho probably won'd not do as he came from New England, where pie making is a religious and not a sordid pursuit tbo cost will roach 14 cents. This is regnrdod, however, ns exlrava ganco only to be justified in a cabinet oflioer. Wa'hintlon Correipondenrt ffew York JVi7;!w Ono pound of learning requires ten pounds of common senso to apply it. This is the rei son why so many men with but a limited educaiion outstrip thousands of our college graduates in the race for life men in all profession and trades. Educa tion is a good thing the best equipment, with character, that any young man can possess when starting out to battle for himself. Hut how often do wo see gradu ates of colleges left far in the roar by men with but a tenth of their knowlodgo of books, but fur ttbovo them in practical common sense and persistent, intelligent industry rugged characters, who would have been greater men had they possessed the book learning of their college compet itors, and held fast 10 their common senso. Presbyterian Observer. An Unpleasant Fact. A furmer wriies to the New York Tribune that he made some inquiries among its advertisers to und out wi'itt method ol setting milk would give the most cream in winter. Ho says: I trusted to hear something from our enterprising dealers in dairy apparatus that would hx mo out exactly What bo I get? Circulars, pamphlets letters, lots of them, nil telling me how to mako spurious butler or cheese! and bow quickly I can get rich by so doing, and how many such concerns thoy have Oeen running, and bow large are Ihe gams As Ihe best butler is worth say i cents u pound, and next best sells at 25 cents or less, I do not think that the farmer of tho stale of New York should be any longer beguiled by tnese advertisers mid adulter ators. Mr. Arnold has shown us why oui cheese has got a bad name, and a very serious matter it is, loo, for our dalai'y farmers; but as they have brought it on themselves, 1 have written this that they may stop and think before they begin another yrar. Peter Cooper's Illustration of Usury. Mr. Cooper was always a careful and prudent business man. He was always opposed to the melhorlsot many merchants, who launched out Into extravagant enter prises on borrowed money for which thov paid exorbitant rates ot interest. Onoe while talking about a project with nn acquaintance, the latter said ho would have to borrow Iho money for six months. paving interest at the rate of 3 per cent "Why do you borrow for so shoit alime? ' Mr. Cooper asked, "tieoause the broker will not negotiate tills for longer." "Well if you wish," said Mr. Cooper, "I will discount jour note at that rate for tlnee years." "Are you in earnest?" asked the would-bo borrower. "Uertdtnlv I nra. will discount your note for $10,000 for three years at that rate. Will you do it? "Ol course 1 will," said the merchant 'Very well, said Mr. Cooper; "just sign this note lor $iu,uw, payablu in three years, and give me your check for S80U, and the transaction is complete "But where is tho money for meP ' asked the astonished merchant "You don't get any money," was tho reply, lour inter est for ob months, at 3 pr centum per month, amounts to 1U8 per centum, or $10 800; therefore your check for Sf just makes us even." The force of lliis practical illustration 01 the tony ot paying such un exorbitant price for tho use of money was such that the merchant deter mined never to borrow at such ruinous rates, and he frequently usod to say that nothing could have so fully convinced him as this rather humorous proposal by Mr Cooper. Ntw York Evening Post, Revival of Ancient Farming Indus try in Massachusetts. There is at the present time a notieeable revival through out the commonwealth in the matter of sheop raising, which industry has been sadly neglected among our farmers since the days ol their lathers and grandfathers This deloine in what was once a profitable branch ot JNew .England larmingis owing. in a great mcasure.to tho ravages of sheep killing dogs, which Dave resulted in groat loss to tno larmers. L,ast July the Mass achusetts society for tho promotion of agriculture imported 37 choice rams at a cost olflUU cacti, which ltufterward leased to the farmers in different sections of the commonwealth as a result of that impor tation about 1000 high grade lambs will ho bred in the slate the present spring. Next June the samo society will imnort 100 thoroughbred ewes and atler calling in all the leased rams, both these and the ewes will be sold at publio auction for the benefit of all who may desire to purchase ; Mr. E. F. Bowditch of Millwood farm. Framingham, corresponding secretary of tbo society named, has about lot) sheep at the present time which are very valuable ones and be will, between now and the middle of April, send over 100 dressed lambs to Boston market. Tho present week he shipped one to market which was but 19 days old, weighing 27 pounds dressed, and received $20 for it. Sicreta ry Ktissel of the stale board of agriculture is a very enthusiastic sheep raiser, and in different seotions of the slate farmers are becoming interested in this neglected branch of farming. Ploughman. Eaki.y Rising. An exchange discourses as follows : "One of tbe most useful, yet neglected of all the arts is that "of lying in bed. mo damage mat is uone oy persons getting op is past nil reckoning. All the mischief and crime, counterfeiting and forgery, the murder and theft, are perpetrated by parties who persist in get ting up. Not only individuals do wrong by leaving their beds, but rivers as well do nn immense amount of damage. Wit ness the Ohio river, which loft its bed a low weeks since. How much damage has its diversion wrought? What an immense, incalculable amount of work, labor and expense has not its early rising caused! What man was ever aunneo Dy a creditor, had his eves put in mourning by a too close proximity with someone's fist, broke his leg on a slippery pavemont, was run over by an omnibus, who lay aoed? abed? ' Coining events east their shadows before " one of the most memorable lines in the English language originated with the gin loving poet, 10m Campbell, one morning belote he nau arisen. Liongieiiow thought out the exquisite poem, "The Wreck ot tne Hesperus," alter ne had retired. Bon Franklin said, "early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy ana wise.' jnow iranKiin started out all right, but got terribly mixed when he said "early to rise." There is the fatal mistake. People who rise early t re sure to oatch the malaria; the ground is full of half hatched poisonous germs; the sun is not up, and has not warmed them into lire, given them wings ana sent them adrift. Poor misguided man ; he arises and inhales them ail; they fructify and poison bis enure system: nenco chills, fever, malaria and half tho ills that human flesh Is heir to. All in the Family. Audubon, tho great authority on birds, says that the crow does vastly more good than barm in devouring destructive insects, and worms. The new Hampshire lawmakers do not put their trust In Audubon, and they have granted a bounty of ten cents each for every dead crow produced bcrore tbo proper authorities. This has led to a curious traffic. A young man in Nowbury- Sort, Mass., married ine aaugnter ot a low Hampshire man. The young man shoots orows near his home in tbe Bay stato and sells them to his father-in-law at seven cents each, and the old man gets ton cenls bounty, thus making a profit of three oents hlmsnll. It has been discovered that potash foi ootatoes does little good unless applied early and thoroughly mixed with lh soil. This may indicate either that tho prirotn plant needs llio potash in lis earliestr stages of growth or tin t the alkalj serves other purposes in developing plant foix in Ihe soil, which requires a longer time. It is probable that crude potash is rarely or never used ns plant food. As it absorbs nitrogen and becomes a nitrate of potash its virtues become availnblo for plant nutrition. Vermont Journal. No article has jumped more suddenly from worthlessness to an impoitam article of commerce than cotton seed. Twenty years ago the seed of cotfon when ginned from the fiber, was considered a nuisance, and tons of il wero enst into tbo Mississip pi every year. Tbo inventor of a cotton seod press, and the announcement by him that cotton seed oil was equal to olive nil, was received with derision anil his patents regarded as almost worth less. He today is a poor man and his machiuery is making millions of money for (lie south. All ihe leading cities of tbe south are engaged in the manufacture of the oil. and tho cotton seod is a valuable part of the product. Tbe oil cako is found to be excellent both as nutritious food and as a fertilizer for tho soil. Agriculture in Common Schools. One great difficulty in the way of the success of agricultural schools in the Uni ted States lies in tho fact that our people do not make use of the primary schools as auxiliaries as feeders lo thctu, Instriic Hon in the elements of agricultural education should begin in the common schools of tho c mntry, especially in this where farmers' sous and daughters make up ihe bulk of attend anco. This is being dime in Franco and oilier European countries. Tho result is entirely satisfac tor . Youth of both sexes can. in thesi schools, be instructed, in the pracllca oul tire of trees, shrubs anil flowers; in gialting, budding, hybridizing, sued solec lions, and a score of other things that will amuse and instruct them, mid nt the saim time begot a love for rural pursuits, and u dt sire for higher instruction in the scienc. and in I id agriculture, hoiticultuie, siocl breeding, e:c. Public sentiment need arousing in this directions. Chicago Her ald. American Pomological Society. Th' next biennial session of this society wi 1 bo bold September 12-14, 1883. at llorli cultural hull. Broad near Locus! si l eu1 Philadelphia, in concert with the annua exhibition of the Pennsylvania II l'Lieul lural society. It is desirable that Veruion should be well represented at the meeiine and also th it a full and correct report o the pomology of Vermont should bo unidi here. Such a repon. cm only bemad, with the aid of fruit growers from tie various sccitons of tho state. The agri cultural editor of this paper was onll upon, at very short notice, lo take up iln task of making such a report in place ol the appointed chairman of llio Veriuoiii fruit committee of the society, nt the las meeting. This report was very Imper fect, but such as it was it led to bis tnon appointed chairman ol the Iruit commillei of our state, and now ho earnestly soiieiis the help of interested fruit growers in tin preparation of a perfected fruit IM for nl parts of Vermont. If such us will kindly assist in this work will let us know In card, wo will explain what is to be don't fully by letter. We hopo we shall noi make this appeal in vain. Will our Inn growing friends let us bear from them P Address, T. II. lloskins, Newport, Vt. Phokessoh Collier's Removal. Pro fessor Collier, chief chemist of the agri cultural department, about whom u good deal has been said in Vermont, firs and last, has been summarily removed and Prof. Tyler of Indiana has been appointed in his stead. It is understood that tlicie navo long been diltoiencet between frolessor Collier and Iho com missioner of agriculture as to the impor tance of the sorghum sugar industry. One correspondent says that if Professoi Collier could have his way he weu'ii devote the entiro appropriation of tin lepartment to tho subject of sorghum iiigar. Wo cut the above from Ibe Plwnix The remark of "one correspondent ' is simply a lie. Professor Collier has made bis valuable investigations Willi a very moderate appropriation, and asked for no inoreasc. But Comniisioner Loring, in order to break up what he called Collier's dani-ed loolishness, ' sent word to the committee of congress lhat he wauted no moro appropriations for sorghum cxpeii raents. Tho above, and numerous other falsehoods set afloat by the Washington ring, aro freely circulated in the Dress by editois who seem never lo see tho state ments of fads that disprovo them. The last report of tbo department contains all the refuting facts, in the chemist's report. But tlio falsiher s rely upon neither editors nor people having tuo opportunity 01 taking the trouble to learn what the facts aro. in our opinion, there is a lar wider, more useful and more remunerative field for ihe labors of Professor Collier outside than inside of a department presided over by a man like Professor Loring, and we congratulate him on his "removal." The world has plenty of work for men like him, free from the dirly selfishness of a politician's power. Dr. lloskms m Watchman. To have a succession of greon poas for tbe table, sow on tho same day, as soon as tho land will work mellow, Dan O'Rourke, Bliss American wondor, Mo- Lean's advancer and champion of England. The first named will be ready on early land, by June lo to 20, and will be follow ed by the other sorts In tho order named. until about July la. 11 it is uesireu to have peas later than this, sow moro of the champions every ten days. Tbo same plan may be 101 lowed with sweet corn. Sow about May 1st, on tho same day, the Narraganset, the Crosby and the Stowell's Evergreen, and you win have a successioi of oorn in season for three or four weeks, and then sow more of tho late kinds evert ten ds, till Juno 20, and you will have corn till tbe frost takes it. So also wiih beans, sow at tbe same timo, May 1 to 10, tbo early Mohawk, the golden wax, the dwarl cranberry, borti cultural, and polo cranberry; and May 20, tho Lima, and you will have a succession of beans till frost kills them. Of course there aro other varieties of peas, beans and corn that will give this succession, and some perhaps that many would prefer. 1 have simply monuoneo wen Known, pop ular sorts that will be sure to give general satisfaction. There is another vegetable whioh may easily be grown In .'uooession through the soason, and is every year coming Into more general use and lavor 1 mean let tace. It is easy to get a good supply for the table by planting a few dozon of plants from the bot bed, wnicn oan be bought ol any gardener, and sowing at the same time, (about April seed 01 the black seeded tonnis ball variety. Sow seed every ten days, and thin out tue plants so as lo stand ten lucres apart. Tho land can hardly bo too rich for leltuoe, and if the weather should be hot and dry, it will need watering. Lottuoe, however, will head pretty well on low, moist land, even in timo of severe drought. W. I). Phil brick, in the Panne : in an-wrr to a f orresronoent, too uuiu r . . r. . ,V. 01 tno K-oumiy uemiemnn expresses mv opinion Hint poultry keeping on an exten sive scale is not profitable. At least he has never heard of any one who has made it so. Not more than two or three hundred liens can be kept together sue cessfully where eggs and meat are tbe sole objects sought. They may bo kept advantageously in greater numbers, per fjaps, in extensive orchards, where they render valuable service in tbe extermina tion of various insect pests, but for their own product alone thov must bo kept in comparatively small Iota to be made prof itable. Dr Loring, United States commission- or of agi ioiinuro, ..us recontiy deliverel an address before the cane growers' convention at St, Louis nn the production of sorghum. Ho presented statistics and analyses, made by the government chem ist, lo show lhat ihe manufacture of sugtr and syrup from sorghum had proved suc cessful. We would advise the doctor to avoid in fut re any uncomplimentary allusions to his predecessors in the department, ns it is eveident the lat ter were right rn many points which the present commissioner criticised when first vested with the authority of office. American Cultivator. BiTi.MO Houses. Horses have been successfully cured of this vice by putting a piece of hard wood nn inch and a half square in the animal s mouth, about tho same length ns nn ordinary snslH) bit. tt may be fastened by a thong ot le u her passed through two boles in the ends ot the wood and secured to the bridle. It must he used in addition to Ihe bit, hut in no way impede the working of the bit. Itarev adopted this plan with t lie xehri 111 he Zoo, which was a Urritdo biO'e at biting. Mr. Uaroy succeeded, however, n taming and training him to harness and Irovo him through the slice's of London. Animals with this vico should be treated kindly in the stable and not abused with pitchloik handles, whips, etc. An apple, crust of bread, a pieoe of beet, etc., and a kind pat, but firm, watchful hand and evo with tho use of Ihe above wooden bh, will ure the most inveterate biter. Tho fact bat lie can no' shut his mouth or grip inything onii dawns upon him, and then ii is conquered. 'loronto Glob. I he thrifty housewife whose laudable moil ion ii is 'o make a little go a great ay. and 10 seek out lit'lo economies of ill kinds may hern find still another way', She can make, her lemon oxtraet. It is 'rctwarv t hoy somo pure, good alcohol, no in 'his put ill" yeilow part of lemon eel. Chip it off with a sharp knife, iking c oo not to put in anv of the tough "bite skin. In delicacy of 11 tvoring this q ials und is even thought 10 excel the in.ro t xp.'ns vo ' boiighien" ex r ets. Whenever a lemon is used for iny cook ng pin p i-e a good share of the p-el can e put aside lor this purpose V.uinia xtraet can he nude as easily as tho emnn. To half a pint of alcohol Iwo milbi beans; cut them in very small bits, put them in a bottle, and pour the spirits iver them. If possible have a bottle with 1 glass stopper- In two weeks the extract .vill lie ready for use, and will be very satisfactory its well ns inexpensive. Hints on Boiling. I wish it were uossihle to impress every eook with the convictions I hold upon tho subject of boiling. More mistakes can be made in carrying on ibis process than almost any other; things lhat ought to be are not. . A tiling may boil until not a veslige of its oiiginal condition remains, and unless tho water evaporates it may go on b iling for hours without reminding ono oy smell or smoke lhat it is spoiled. Nothing suffers more from this treatment than coffee. To make the ideal cup of oiffie tho almost unattainable brown a id grind the berry at borne; it is more trouble, but Iho result is so satisfactory that you will tie moro than paid for your labors. Th' n have the water boiling vhen it is poured over the coffee- If you use tho 01 il i n ry coll'eo pot, bo sure you S'lilT something in tho nose to keep in lho s earn anl fragrance (and, by the way. do not ny to use oreot 1 hose for a life time.) Our own enffeo pot being sent to Ihe tin shop to be repaired, we tried the experi ment of making coffee in a new tin pail with a lightly fitting cover, and such coffee have we had tint the tin p lil has been in use over a month It is, of course, a lit'lo extra trouble lo pour it into a presentable pot for Iho table, but it is enough bettor lo pay. There is n itliing so nice lo settle the coffee as an egg If eggi aro expen sive, yon may (conomizo by measuring ho couoo fjr two mornings and dividing tho egg; or mix the coffee, adding a little cold water, and divide this, taking great care to cover lhat which is left very closely. Cream adds the crowning excel lence, not only to tho taste, but to tbo good looks itito. There is snnething magical in tho rapidity with winch the lark, uninvUng liquid is changed into a lovely brown by a generous spoonful of cream, loose nnfortunale beings who can not get it must uso scalded milk in whicli tho well beaten white of an egg has boon stirred. Housekeeper. Rutland, Vt., Dec. lo, 1881. During the winter of IStijCG, I was engaged in public sale as auctioneer. I ttended a sale nt Chipruan s Point, on Lake Champlain, which consumed one week's time. To reach there I was obliged to take a team at Brandon, arriving at tho Point, some seventeen or eighteen miles, late in tho evening. Tho following morning I was sensible of taking a severe cold. I however made the first day's s ilo without much difficulty, but at night I felt very unwell, aime advised mo to take something for my cold, but being unaccustomed to dosing, and having no faith in patent medicines, I took noth ing At tbe close ot the second days sain I was unablo to speak aloud, and I felt a lightness about the lungs that 1 bad never experienced before, and for the first time in my life I was alarmed for my health. there were several diuerent kinds of medicine in the store where I was selling. ind various opinions expressed as to Ibeir virtues. But Down s A'.uir was strongly r commended to roe by an Intelligent, motherly looking woman, saying il had lone more good in her family lor colds and bronchial nfloctions, than all other remedies ever nsed. She manifested such an inurest in my case, I laughingly repliedthat as I had never been othor than benefited by a woman's advice, I would take a bottle. Which I did, and on retiring that night took about one-third more than directions given, and with extra blankets on tho bed, I soon foil asleep. About two o'clock In the morning I awoke to find myself sweating profusely, tl e pain and tightness across tbe lungs had hsapueared, and 1 lelt much bettor. I took another light dose and slept until eight o'clock, when I arose feeling like a new man. I oonld hardly believe such a cure could be affooted in so simple a man ner, and so short a time, and expeoted that every day would prove to be only tempo rary. But I went on with the Bale, speaking from sis lo eight hours a day, and returned home as well as when I left. Since that time Down's Elixir ha been my never failing remedy for all lung and bronchial difficulties, and for sadden colds, I oonslder It the best known. Vory truly yours, L. Dawlev.