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TBRMS: $1.50 TER ANNUM, DEVOTED TO LOCAL, POLITICAL AND GENERAL NEWS, AND THE INTERESTS OP ESSEX COUNTY. IN ADVANCE, . YOL. IV. GUILDHALL, VERMONT, SATURDAY, JANUARY 22, 1876. We Too. It's we two, it'a we two, it'i we two for aye. All the world And we two, and Heaveu be our stay; Like a laverock io the lift, eiDg, " Ob, bonny bride 1" All the world m Adam onoe, with Eve by bis eide. What's the world, my lass, my love ! what can it do? I am thine and thoa art mine ; life la sweet and new. If the world has missed the mark let it stand by, For we two have gotten leave, and onoe more will try. Like a laverook in the lift, sing, "Oh, bonny bride !" v ' It's we two, it's we two, happy side by side. Take a kiss from me, thy man ; now the song begins "All is made afresh for as, and the brave heart wins." When the darker days come and na son will shine, Thou shalt dry my tears, lass, and Til dry thine. It's we two, it's we two, while the world's away, Bitting by the golden sheaves on our wedding day. Jean Ingelow, The Little Tmtarine Girl. Earl and Bettine were playing before one of the houses in the square. Earl's hand-organ was a very old fashioned one, which his father had brought from Germany ; and in the front of it there were grotesque little figures that moved on wires. A pert little lady, in a red skirt and blue bodice, danced a horn- pipe with a dashing young soldier in a scarlet uniform, with a white cockade on his bat ; and a prim looking old lady pat iu her arm chair, constantly taking pinches of snuff from a painted box in her hand. Then there was a sprightly little dairymaid, who tripped up and down with a pail of milk poised on her head, and a basket of eggs on her arm ; and an old grenadier, in a blue coat and yellow breeches, who came nimbly up, and held out his cocked hat to passers by for ponnies. It was a very pretty sight to see them moving all together, and whenever Karl and Bettine stopped to play a crowd of children were sure to collect around them. But they put very few pennies into the old grenadier's hat, and when ' KafTand Bettine counted .their money at night they rarely found enough to get their supper, without thinking of having any breakfast or dinner next day, ex cept what some kind person at whose house they played might give thorn. Then, every week they had to put aside some money to pay the rent for the lit tle, dark, cheerless bit of a room they had in the very dirtiest part of the city, and they were so afraid of being turned out of that that they very often went without their supper, when they had gained very little money in a day, to save that little for their landlord. Now, for more than a week, Karl had been ill ; this was the first day he had been out, and they had been obliged to spend all the money they had for food, and the rent was due on the next day, and not a penny to pay it with I Poor little Bettine's heart was almost burst ing With grief, as she looked at Karl, so pale and thin, and thought what would become of him when they were turned out of their miserable little room, with no shelter and with no one to care for them in all the great city. They had always been poor; but be fore their father and mother died the poverty had not been so hard to bear, for they did not feel so lonely and deso late then, and their father had been so hopeful and courageous, cheering them always with predictions of- happier times. All at. once Karl began to play " Homo, sweet home." The organ was very old and out of tune; but for all that the air was very sweet and touching, and, though Bettine had heard it so often, the great tears began to roll down her cheeks, and blinded her eyes so she could riot see her tambourine nor the group of childish faces tliat surrounded her. She had no recollection of any home, save the dreary little attio where they stayed at night; she could not ' remember the "Vater land " for which 'her mother had wept and piued her life away; but that tune always made her sad made her think how terrible it was to'have not even tho memory of ah. mo. Suddenly the door of the great houso opened, and a richly dressed young lady came out. She was evidently in haste, for she did not even glance at the little tambourine girl, nor at the figures in Karl's wonderful organ, but swept hur riedly down the steps, to the elegant carriage, with glittering trappings and sleek bay horses, that awaited her. But, as she passed, something fell from her arm, at Bettine's feet, drop ping with a metallio ring on the pave ment. Bettine stooped and picked it up a gold bracelet, set around with stones that glittered and flashed in the sunshine so that they almost blinded her eyes. She turned quickly to look for the lady, but already the livered coachman had sprung to his seat, and the carriage was whirling down the street far ont of reach of her voice. Then she glanced at the group gath ered arouud the organ. All the eyes were fixed intently on the moving fig ures, and no one had seen her pick it up. Here was relief from all their troubles. She knew the bracelet was valuable ; it would pay the rent, and buy for Karl poor, sick, patient Karl the strengthening food and medicine, and freedom from care which he so much needed. For one moment a fierce temp tation raged in poor Bettine's heart; but she thought of her mother, and put it proudly back. No, she could die of hunger worse than that, could see Karl suffer for food and shelter but she could not keep what was not hers. Just then a rosy-cheeked maid put her head out of a basement window of the great house to see the hand-organ. Bettine stepped towards her with a fast-beating heart. " Will you please tell me the name of that lady who just went away from here, and where she lives?" she asked, timid ly. The girl started at her in astonish ment. " That is General Faulkner's daughter, and she lives out at . Norwood. But what do you ask about her for!" she said. Bettine didn't stop to answer her, but ran back to Karl, who had collected all the pennies he eould, and was strapping his organ again to his back. "What were you asking about this lady for ?" he said, as she walked along by his side. I found her bracelet, Karl," she an swered ; and she took the bracelet from her pocket, and showed it to him. He uttered a quick exclamation of surprise, and a flush lighted up his sal low cheek. "Bettine, those are diamonds 1" he said. " They are worth a mint of money. We can pay the rent, and have enough for food and clothes. You need never be hungry again, my poor little Bettine." "But it isn't ours, Earl," said Bet tine. "Yes, it is ours," he answered, stout ly. " Nobody saw you pick it up, and what is it to those rich people ? Only an ornament, whose loss they will forget in an hour, while to us it is life itself." "What would mother have said, Karl ?" said Bettine, reproachfully. The flush faded away from his cheek, and he was silent for a moment. " But you don't know where the lady lives," he said, hesitatingly, at last. "She lives at Norwood, the girl told me. You know where that is, for we have often been there; . and when we get there we can inquire wfiere General Faulkner lives." "Well, perhaps you are right. At any rate, wo might as well starve first as last; there's nothing else for us," said Karl, gloomily. Sobs almost choked Bettine's utter ance, but she crushed them bravely back, and said, hopefully: "Perhaps the lady will be kind to us, Karl; per haps sho will give us something." " Give us something I" muttered Karl. "It's much more likely that she will accuse us of having stolen the bracelet." " Well, whatever happens, we shall be 6ure wo have done right. And do lot us hurry, Karl; for, if we don't, I am afraid I can't help keeping it, when I see you so ill, and pale, and discour aged." And Bettine threw her arms arouud his nock, and her tears wet his pale cheeks. In a short time they were out of the town, walking along the open country, towards Norwood, and the very first per son of whom they inquired told them readily where General Faulkner lived. It was a very nice house, with a winding carriageway, and graceful serpentine walks leading up to it ; and in front of the house were beds of gay colored tu lips, and a broad green lawn, with a fountain in the middle, Bonding up mist like spray. As they stood on the steps, Bettine waiting for courage to ring the bell, a servant camo out. " Go away 1" he said, angrily, before Bettine had time to tell what she want ed. "We don't want any stragglers or organ grinders here." . " But wo are not going to play," said Bettine, meekly. "I want to see Miss Faulkner." "See Miss Faulkner, indeed!" said the man, sneeringly. ' ' Did she tell you to come and see her ?" " No," said Bettine ; "but I want to see her for something very important. I've found something that she lost." " Oh, that's it, is it?" said the man. " Well, you can give it to mo just as well." " No," answered Bettine sturdily; "I Bhall give it to Miss Faulkner, and I shan't give it to any one else." ' Bjtter let her go in, James," said a maid, appearing in the door. "Miss Faulkner lost a bracelet this morning, and she's making a great fuss about it, because 'twas a present to her. May be this girl has found it, " Then the man let her in, but very re luctantly, and scowling fiercely at Karl, who remained outside. Bettine hod to wait a few minutes be fore Miss Faulkner appeared. It was the very fame lady she had seen driven away in the carriage, and sho came to wards her with such a kind smile that Bettine had not the least fear that she would accuse her of stealing the brace let. "I've found your bracelet, ma'am," she said. " You dropped it when you got into the carriage;" and sho drew the bracelet from her pocket and put it into the lady's hand, and was moving away towards the door, but Miss Faulk ner detained her. " I want you to tell me all about your self," she said, "and how you knew where to bring the braoelet." Then Bettine told her her little storj as meekly and uncomplainingly as pos sible. She did not mean to tell any of their troubles, but some way Miss Faulkner asked her so many questions and was so kind and sympathising that she could not help it. And when she told about Karl the tears would come into her eyes, and she felt very much asham ed until she looked at Miss Faulkner and saw her eyes full of tears, too. Then the lady left the room, and came back in a few minutes with - a gentleman a benevolent looking old gentleman and Bettine had to tell her story over again to him. Then they sent for Karl to come in, and then, after the gentle man had talked a long time with him, they were taken into another room and had the nicest dinner they had either of them ever eaten in their lives. After wards General Faulkner sent them home in a carriage, telling them he would come and see them the next dayr Bettine had to rub her eyes every two or three minutes after she had got home, to be sure she wasn't dreaming, and by the next morning she had got to feel quite sure that it could have been noth ing but a dream, woen she saw that same elegant carriage rolling into the little dirty narrow street where they lived; and then such a store of good fortune looked in upon them, that Bet tine began to fancy, rather, that the old, dreary days had been a dream, and her present happiness the only reality. General Faulkner got Karl a situation in a warehouse, where he earns what seems to Bettine an unheard-of sum of money, and hired for them three of the cosiest little rooms you ever saw, in a cottage, a little way out of town, where a good German woman lives, who seems ever so much like Bettine's mother; and Bettine has nothing to do but to keep house for herself and Earl; and you may be sure that she is the nicest, tidiest lit tle housekeeper imaginable. The hand-organ is put up in a corner of the little kitchen, with Bettine's tam bourine hung over it; and sometimes when Earl comes home at night he takes the organ out of the corner, and plays " Home, sweet home, on it; and, though the old grenadier's joints have grown a little stiff by age and inaction, he hobbles up and holds out his cocked hat still, and the gay lady and the'ioT- dier begin their hornpipe, and the dairymaid carries her eggs and milk to market, and the snuff-taking old lady is as persevering as ever; and though some of the tones are harsh aiid out of tune, the melody is still very sweet aud plain tive, and brings tears to Bettine's eyes. But they are happy tears, now that she knows. what " sweet home" is. Amusing a Prince. During the visit of the Prince of Wales to India he was introduced to the amusements of that heathen land, con sisting of elephant, bull and wild beast fiffhts. One of the seennn in tlinn do. scribed : An elephant, a huge Sun hided roguo, is brought in nt one por tal, while through the other there cara coles gayly a smart horseman, on a handsome gray horse, powerfully bitted, and well back on his haunches. The horseman rides very short, and the stylo of equitation reminds ono forcibly of the French manege, although his seat is freer and suppler than obtains there. He, circling and capering, ap proaches the elephant, which, after fac ing him for a time, makes a sudden rush, ami his trunk is on the horse's croup, and all but clutches tho rider, before the speed of the Arab tells and carries horse and man out of reach. Quick as lightning the horseman is round again, capering teasingly around the elephant, whose rushes in quick suc cession, and what certainly seems a suc cession of hair-breadth escapes on the part of the rider, keep on the strain tho interest of the spectators. The courage of both rider and horse are undeniable ; the former is a finished horseman both as to hand and seat, and the latter obeys with beautiful alacrity of dexterity the slightest hint from wrist or leg. Over and over again tho rider's life seems not worth a second's purchase, as the elephant's trunk brushes his shoulder, but supple dexterity pulls him through, and the foiled elephant at length lapses into sullen apathy. A Chance for Manufacturers. The proprietor of the White House (N. J.) Casket does not believe in chromos and other trifles when he makes an offer. Here is one of his premiums, which we clip from a hte issue of his journal: "A Very Liberal Offer. Any re spectable and reliable manufacturing company who will come to White House, N. J., on Central railroad, forty five miles from New York city, and es tablish a business that will employ from one hundred and fifty to two hundred operatives, can have fifteen acres of land and ample water privilege free. For further particulars call on or address editor of Casket, at that place. " The National Republican convention of 185G was held at Philadelphia; that that of 18G0, at Chicago; that of 1864, at Baltimore; that of 1868, at Gnioago, and that of 1872 at Philadelphia. The West asks for the next one. BREAKING ALCOHOL'S GRIP. The NacceMfal Treat me. t .f Inebriate Fa. tlrnta A Hone ia which the Care ( W.mea as well a Men la Attempted. The New York Sun tells us of a visit paid to an inebriates' home and what was seen there : " When a man comes here," said the superintendent, " suffer ing from acute alcoholism and in danger of falling into delirium tremens, I put him in here," and he threw open a heavy door, with a small panel opening in it, and showed a fair sized room, comfort ably but by no means lavishly furnished. The window was protected by a heavy wire grating, admitting abundance of air and light, but effectually providing against the patient breaking tha glass, or throwing himself out in his delirium. The door was padded with felt, and when it was closed the chamber was per fectly sound proof. "Men on the verge of delirium tremens are very sensitive to noise. When I get them in bed I sit and talk with them till they fall asleep; then I close the door and watch the patient through the panel." There are sevoral cells constructed for the treatment of delirium tremens patients., In these there is little furni ture beyond the bed, and the windows are doubly guarded; otherwise they are not like the rooms already described. Cases of death are said to be exceedingly rare in the institution, only occurring when the patients are brought in so en feebled as to leave no chance for re covery. For the most part the paying patients are wealthy men, including lawyers, doctors, mercbants,and artiste. Many of them have, by their own consent, been committed by their wives, and more by. themselves. There are, be sides, a great number of young unmar ried men, clerks, students, and rich men's sons, who have voluntarily gone to the inebriates' home. Married men very ordinarily are nursed by thoir wives, who remain with them in the home, which provides quite ts good ac commodation as a first-class hotel. But there are other women in the institution besides those who go there voluntarily to attend upon their husbands. .Many of the bcs.t and most luxuriously fur nished apartments are occupied by ladies, whose friends suppose them to be traveling for the benefit of their health, or visiting relations in tho couu try. " I don't at all like female pa tients, " said the superintendent; "one itjem causes more trouble and anxiety than a dozen men. Even those who oc cupy the best rooms in the front of the house, and pay large prices for their ac commodation, seem to have little or no sense of propriety. I have to watch constantly to prevent them from stand ing at the windows, waving their hand kerchiefs, and flirting with the male in mates walking below. Occasionally I have been obliged to punish them for doing this by removing them to the back of the house and placing them among tho female non-paying patients. But my influence among them is very slight, and I seldom have an opportu nity to effect a cure. Their husbands bring them here in carriages, and com mit them for six months or so, they giv ing their consent freely, because they know there would be no use in refusing it. But iu a few clays their husbands come to see them, and they tell them they are perfectly cured. After two or three visits the gentlemen usually yield and take them home, not unfrequently to bring them back again in four or five months." " The Turkish Rebellion. The rebellion against the Turkish government in the province of Herze govina was incited by the exceedingly oppressive manner in which the Turkish government has collected its taxes from the people. It has been the custom with the government to sell the tax list to private individuals for a stipulated price, allowing them to collect them, thus saving tho government the trouble, time and expense of making the collec tion. By the laws of the empire, no farmer, for instance, could store his orop of grain uutil it had been inspected and its value -appraised by a government official, and as this was dono late in the year it has not unfrequently been the case that tho entire harvestsor the whole territory was destroyed by rains befofe the official made his inspection, and thus the labor of tho entire year was lost, while the burdens of a weak, despotic, bankrupt government remain ed the same. This has continued so long and borne so heavily and disas trously upon the people that, about six months ago, the people rebelled against t he government. No religious questions are involved, the struggle being against the tyrannical methods of executing despotic laws. Longevity. An agent received an application for a policy on the life of a man in Lancaster, New Hampshire, which furnished the following remarkable record of long evity on both sides of his ancestors: Grandparents On father's sido: grand father, 110 years; grandmother, ninety five years. On mother's side: grand father, onehundredyears; grandmother, ninety-eight years. His mother is still living, agod 105 years, and the father died at 103 years. He has eight broth ers and sisters living, at the following ages: Sovonty, sixty-eight, sixty six, sixty-four, sixty-two, sixty, fifty-eight, and forty-five years respectively. Five children died in infancy. A Ifew Cure for Paralysis. A Virginia City butcher tells the fol lowing story : I had been iu the slaugh ter house but a short time when one af ternoon about two o'clock our time to begin killing a carriage drove up. Two ladies alighted; one known to me as the wife of the superintendent of one of the leading Comstock mines, and the other a young lady from San Francisco, as I afterward learned. I saw, almost as soon as the. ladies arrived, that the younger one had no use of her right arm. It was so completely paralyzed that she was obliged to move it about with her left hand. I observed that when she wanted to put her dead hand into her muff she was obliged to reach through with her left, get hold of the hand and then draw it to where she wanted it, just as though it had been a skein of yarn. Well, it appears there had been some understanding about the young lady coming there, but what she did not a little surprised some of us the first day she came. . The ladies stood looking on the while we hauled up a bullock and knocked him on the head. No sooner had the knife been with drawn from the animal's throat than the young lady threw off the large mantle that she wore, and, rushing forward, sat down upon the floor just at the bul lock's neck, where a torrent of blood was gushing. She then bared her right arm and thrust it to the shoulder into the gaping and blood-spouting throat of the animal, holding it there until the blood had ceased to flow. We were then killing about thirty animals every afternoon, and every afternoon the girl came and thrust her dead hand into tho bleeding throat of one or more of the animals. The girl hail great courage, and when the bullock fell, and the knife had done its work, she at once ran up and seated herself on the floor as re gardless of the blood as if it had been so much water. There she would hang across the neck of the beast until it ceased to bleed. . She was so brave that we were all glad when she got well. I remember how happy she was when she came one day and showed us that she could begin to open and close her fin gers. From that time forward she im proved rapidly. Soon she could move her arm, and finally could grasp and lift things with her hand. I think she came for about three weeks before she was cured. The last day she came she was quite bright and merry, more so than. I had ever seen liev. - After putting on her mantle she thanked us all for our kindness to her and shook hands with us, giving us the cured hand, which, as she laughingly said, we had " some right to." After the young lady went away we thought we should seo mauy persons there to try the blood bath, but none have ever oorue. That girl was tho only one, and I never saw anything like it before or since. A School Ship Burned. An exciting tinio was that on the oc casion of tho burning of the school ship Goliah with four hundred boys on board, in the rivor Thames. It is said that a lamp was accidentally dropped by a lad, and the petroleum ignited and spread in liquid fire all over the deck. The alarm was instantly given, but so rapid was the spread of tho fire that when Captain Bourchier, royal navy, the officer in command, was called from his cabin, tho whole deck was in flames. A terrible scene ensued. The horrified children rushed up from below through the various hatchways, which were with difficulty kept from being choked up by the crush and struggle, and as fast as they got on deck they hurried to the side of the ship nearest land as thejpoint of escape. Unfortunately it was tho most dangerous side of the ship, for a strong southwesterly wind was blowing full upon her broadside and rolled the smoke and flame over in the direction of the shore. Tho poor lads, however, climbed over tho bulwarks and hung in the chains and wherever they could get hold for hand or foot, and the boat3 of the ship bdu(; instantly at hand, pro ceeded to take them off as fast as possi ble. One or more were swamped, and as mauy of the lads clinging to the ship were compelled to drop one after an other into the water there was ample oc cupation for the other boats which came to the rescue to piok up those who were swimming or drowning. The ship lay only about a hundred yards from shore, and a good many leaped overboard and swam to land, amongst whom were two young ladies, tho daughters of Captain Bourchier. The boats of the training ships, lying at Greenhithe, came down, and wore instrumental in saving many lives. Captain Bourchier was the last to leave the burning ship, and it was his belief that all the lads were saved, but there is too much reason to know that he was mistaken, for two bodies have already been washed ashore, and the schoolmaster is said to be missing. " Dear ! Dear 1" Ancient Maiden " What is the price of beef to-day, Mr. Frost?" Butcher " Fifteen pence a pound, miss !" Ancient Maiden " Fifteen pence a pound ! Why, you are a dear butcher 1" Butchyr " Why eh yes thank you, miss; that's just what Mrs. Frost used to say before I married her I" A Eentucky girl, twelve years old, has recovered $500 damages in a libel suit, -.i "! - . - ' ' THE BREMERHAVEN EXPLOSION. . . ,r i- ,, . rjew the Infernal Machine was Made A Painfully Interestlnc Description el It. The Berlin correspondent of the London Times, writing about' the plot of .Thomas to destroy the.Mosel, says: The clockmaker Fuchs, of Bernburg, duchy of Anhalt, has come forward of his own accord. . . He states that early in 1873, when at the Leipsic fair, a friend told him he had mentioned his name to an American , gentleman who wanted some peculiar machinery made. ' Fuchs accordingly went to Np. 2 August street where he found a handsome man, about thirty years of age, hardly able to ex press himself in German. . , Thomas, for this was he, at once gave him an order for an eight-day olook, to work noiseless ly, and, at the end of a week, to lift a hammer thirty pounds in weight. But Fuchs declined to take the order, as Thomas had not sufficient command of German to explain necessary details. On the ninth of March in the same year Thomas unexpectedly entered Fuchs' shop at Bernburg. Expressing himself much more fluently this time, like one who had learned his lesson by heart, he explained the sort of machinery here quired, and, in reply to Mr. Fuchs' questions, said that he wanted the meohanism for a silk manufactory in America, and that the hammer was to be powerful enough to tear off one thou sand threads at a stroke. Fuchs, who seems to possess skill and reputation, this time engaged to carry out the order, agreeing to deliver the clock on the twentieth of April at the Hotel de Pologne, in- Leipsic. On the appointed day he went to Leipsic and met Thomas, who, ascertaining that the instrument was correct, declared himself fully satisfied, and, in consideration of certain extra ex penses, paid Fuchs one hundred and twenty-five thalers, instead of the one hundred thalers originally agreed upon. Subsequently, Thomas ordered twenty more machines of the same sort, none of which, however, have been as yet de livered. Fuchs has in his possession a model Thomas gave him as an exact specimen of what he wanted. The machinery is the same as that of a large clock, but with peculiarities, which Fuchs thought were intended to be sup plemented by seme invention or other of Thomas' own. According to what Fuchs says, the machinery would have acted with unfailing certainty, and would have exploded in tho vessel ex actly ton days after being deposited on board. Bat for the cold, which crystal lized the dynamite and mado it explode when the chest was violently thrown on to the quay, tho Moael could not have escaped an untimely end. Had this happened, two successive steamers of tho same oompany would have beep lost within a fortnight. - As Thomas brought the dynamite all the way from America, he seems to have been well acquainted with the precautions to be used in its transport. It was only owing to the assassin causing the chest to be sent on board at the very last moment that the frozen liquid, being thrown from the wagon and receiving a violent concus sion, prematurely displayed its mur derous capacity. The number of those destroyed is nearly as great as if the explosion had occurred at sea, but tho ship is but little damaged, and the in juries she has sustained can be easily repaired. A Western Millionaire, : Alexander Mitchell, of Milwaukee, is said to bo tho wealthiest man in the Northwest, worth about 10,000,000. He is the individual owner of the Wost orn Union railroad, which runs from Racine, on- Lake Michigan, to Bock Island, on the Mississippi, 197 miles, and is the controlling spirit in the Mil waukee and St. Paul railroad. He is a Scotohman, who went to Milwaukee when it was a muddy village on the bluffs of Lake Michigan as the agent of a Chicago banker. He established a bank of issuo on the basis of a marine and fire insurance oompany, and almost monopolized the currency of Wisconsin and the Northwest, until the formation of the national banks. When he first sot out in life ho slept in his little banking office, swept it out himself and was pro prietor and clerk. At one time his bank had a circulation of over $5,000,000, all issued without security and all redeem ed. He was elected to Congress two terms and refused a renomination. Had he remained in Congress he would now have been chairman of the banking aud currency committee. Wanted to be Heroes. Not long since one of the English school ships for boys was burned and a tremendous excitement was the result among the 400 boys on board. One lit tle fellow acted the hero on the oooasion to so great an extent that everybody was lavish of praise for his daring and brave ry, and a cabinet minister presented the hero with a gold watch and chain. The result of all this was that the boys on another ship, the Warspite, grew jeal ous and desired an opportunity to make heroes of themselves, and so they set their ship on fire. It was burned to the water's edge, but fortunately no lives were lost, as was the case with the Go liah, the first named ship, when sevoral of the boys were smothered to death. The " heroes " of the Warspite will re ceive a different reward from that ten dered the Goliah hero. : : '! i j'; He who has health is a ; rich man, and does not know it, ,;,.; j v ' There are 11,333 blind men and 8,977 . blind women in the United States. The worst thing about January is that it is the most bilious month in the year. The hotels of Washington are crowded with the baggage of disappointed office seekers who didn't have enough money left to pay their bills. . A letter was received at the Norwioh -(Conn.) post-office several days before Christmas, addressed, in a child's hand, to . " Santa.. Claus." It was . held, for . postage. , . ; .,t'i7t '. : An auditor being asked how he liked the performance of a-certain dramatic club, replied that -he should "hardly like to call it a club, but rather a collec tion of 'sticks'." ' ' ! Kentucky has a law that all money won in betting on elections shall be con fiscated to the school fund, and the grand jury at Louisville are rolling up a fearful list of indictments. Now is the time when a man will write "1875," then" rub the .5" ont with his fore finger, suck the finger clean, tear up the sheet of paper, kick the cat out of tho office, and begin anew." Minnesota is to have a State inebriate asylum for whioh the liquor sellers will have to pay, as the supreme court has , sustained the constitutionality . of the . law imposing a tax for this purpose, . As old Mr. heaved the last scut tle of four tons of coal into his cellar, he was heard to remark: " If they had been boys instead of girls, it wouldn't have been thus. One ton would last all winter." . . . ' Washington Irving's early disappoint ment in love was necessary to his suo oess in after life. Had he not perform ed the part of " spoony" and been jilted he never would have become such a famous author. '. . "Why don't men swear .when they are alone?" asks Talmage. ,. '.'Did Mr. Talmage," says the Independent, " ever lay around the fence corners and see a lone farmer pick up a bumble bee ? What did that farmer say ?',' , Joseph Smith, son of tho Mormon prophet, and president of the organiza tion called the True Latter-Day Saints, says the new institution comprises about 15,000 members scattered throughout the United States, -, Ejirojpe and the Sandwich islands. A rural editor, wishing to be severe upon an exchange, remarks: "The subscriber of the in this place tried, a few days ago, to carry home some lard in a copy of that paper ; but, on reach ing home, found that the concentrated lie had changed it to soap." It is affirmed by a statistican, of whose competency thus to affirm we know nothing, that of the 1,200,000,000 in habitants of the globe more than 1,000, 000,000 use tobacco iu one shape or an other. Aud 300 years ago nobody but tho American Indians knew anything about it. . A lad named Jamo3 McCulIar was tossing up a penny piece and catching it in his mouth, ;at Wolverhampton, in England, the other, day, when the coin slipped down his throat. He was taken to the hospital, and after linger ing for two nights the lad died in great pom.- ,! ' ' ' - ! "' ' "Men are like hymns,", remarks an exchange, r " There are short-meter men, sharp, blunt, and hasty; there are long-meter men, slow, weighty, and dignified; there are hallelujah-meter men, mercurial, fervent, and inspiring; and there are eights-aud-sevens men, gentle, genial, and delightful. There are also some ' peculiar meters.".' It was in Poland, of an evening. Three of them were killing a cat. (' One of them held a lantern, another held the cat, and the third jammed a pistol into the cat's ear and fired it, shooting the man who was holding the animal in the hand and wounding the party with the lantern in the arm. -a The cat left as ' soon as it saw how matters stood, and that ill-feeling was being engendered. The stock of breadstuffs in Philadel phia, Dec. 30, 1875, was 123,000 barrels flour, against 119,000 for 1874 ; 452,600 bushels of wheat, against 225,000 bush els for 1874; 347,000 bushels of corn, against 225,800 bushels for 1874; 219, 800 bushels of oats, against 222,860 bushels for 1874. The stock of wheat in the millers'- hands is 42,000 bushels, against 45,800 bushels for 1874. ' ., Gathering Dried Blackberries. Over 100,000 pounds of dried black berries were sold in Nashville, Tenn.," last year, all of whioh were gathered in the vicinity. The berries are gathered and dried in the sunshine. The process requires about three days or longer, ao-' cording to the temperature. . As soon as ' the berries become shrivoled, they are placed in sacks and sent to market. The prices paid this year ranged from six to ten and one-half cents, generally advanc ing half a cent at a time. At ten cents per pound, tho sum of $10,000 was real ized from berries which to many appear useless after having passed the age of juiciness. Over $1,100 was paid to one man this year by one dealer, for 11,362 pounds of berries gathered for him. When carefully dried, blackberries are paid to retain their original taste better than any other fruit. it . Facta aud Fancies,