A NEWS AND BUSINESS PAPBR--MVOTBD TO FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC NEWS, MORALS, TEMPERANCE, EDUCATION, ACRICUiTURE, AND THE BET INTERESTS OF S8CIETY
VOL. HIV---NO. 11
BROOKVILLE, FRANKLIN COUNTY, INDIANA, FRIDAY, MARCH 21, 1856.
WHOLE NUMBER 1210.
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tfi Ijimm 'Jru . 41 sis reit leno, eorner u
Ilia 4 ml iwieelreie.Hroh III, I ed.
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j .1 Vn..r.- ,, (! nevllor at lav. Hrook
' ' Orn , Milr West's new ri.til.llng
MORROW. ATTokSKY j. COÜXSKL-
. LOM AI LA. Orrvca, So. T. Halle's
UutLlOtg.H rook Ute, lad.
ALT. WARD, ATTOI15BT rount l.OK
r I. w. Hm, over fewere' Store,
OSES J. RELUCT, ATTOK3 KY AT LAW
e Vit, at fruit Ore ic a . one dnor
enwie ..I V.M., Hun. Rn..kvllle. Ind. WIU
tat. rl(iti.( im.iiU uf D.udi, take mad Ci'f-
Ury IhffjMNIi ASVJavite Ac.
fROItS J. WHITE, 3 OTA MY PÜBLIC,
A Lac., lee., will ease J bjk itl n hi) ec-
ui, Mtuui.w, ativj atuuJlo lourlal bul
.iraw anJ take aa. now lodgement of Oaede,
V - rilf... Ate.
OP KICK -Or.e Jonrnoolb of th Tyner Store.
K, J. W CffLY,- SUW1KC
kHUoKVlTCfi. In . thankful
. 11 hum, wool I Inform his
I reseda, 4 the public MneraU) , ' jTrWMaT,
that Im tu d'tarmined to do pitta U I I r
w.rh as a fwdeeed prise where rair than tw
tawsa ere li.Mrwl, so taat aim i alt who Vara
ba aw unforiuneAt a. in loot the tr natura) te.tb
may taralrH laem'vee WIM m artificial subell
Uta. I ifc od gold pltt will rang frees 3, to
03,73 par tooth, according lo Mi kind of Uth
aa.aal Bioamouatof plat required. Oa silver
ptetwfsoca fi,7 to ft par taoih. Od full upper
mm and fall twit of teeth Inserted on the action
prloelpal a mal I Je.l action will h mal. To. th
n iirwl from SI,) to C wash. Pilling from
Hau to on lllr. Cleanim from Sua to oaa
dollar. B'reoilag twentr-flr ewnta, I warrant
my work,. ad maka no eaafwa for asaatiuiiton
oi advte. t ana aow raadr, willing and waUlua
tu tarr to. Coif n. Oataa ana door aorta
of Uta OI4TaarStora.
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XV "!, Ma
KawMou kau'lacoo ) aasort'motot allarlicl la
fk.i lf . .. llaaaiaon. Ouio.
ALaO .i a gwaaraj ataortra.nl of
rORNITi; HE ,
vYaJea k will aalt baap for eaah areoantrjpro
duoe. oetf7 4ai&M.
a aawaaa. wm. umm.
TjBTTJIf R LEÄOlf -DEALERS 1.1 fa.ncy
B aod l)aaile Uat Uooaa, Ladlut DraaaGoodi
of .ry klad.
Caaäaa kUaarr m W.hot Sraasra,
Oct V i) i-M
V fir.. la.
KU MAIN MARKET
H ARRtAOR , OHIO.
n. riKHEU, Proprietor.
OetS T 4S IUI
FRANKLIN COUNTY DIRECTORY.
Ciai-rrr Cooar naeu lb tat Mundaya In Febru
ary ami Annuel may II three weeka.
I'-iiwi r'teieCnrai m eta lit Mondara In 'an-
Ai.nl, J iy an l Orlobwr ma alt 3 wka.
:.. 4. .. I'oi'.t aieeta lat Monday, In
Jai... iti.miMr, Djeember aad March may tit
aix dayeewow time.
McCleery, "enaMf, UfflO expiree Oct lt
P. K. A. Jeter, Hep
Jonu M. i H, r , ,tk.
" Feb ihoo
" Oet ISM
' Aug IHM
Oet l .V
Wm. K.xeii, rrMqrr. "
John M. (totck. til i 1 1 r i.
Ke.llnO!.ri, Kewwn'er, M
John Kuwluy , (tinnier, "
W. W. Mubliaiil, Sufi.; nr.
Cor art (' ai uiaaaa: J
Vom'. Hl '"ou Calf-' Um
Juattce ef the Peace.
aaont fttta rowai nr.
Cyrat Kllgnre, Commteelea expiree Apr 10, 1U6
Alawal w.re .. Apr CO, lS?
J. M. Vielej RajT-S, iSSfl
Jaatee Mewbinney OcT 11, IfM
Joeapb Welah, Committloa ezplrea Oet 7, 1W
A.C. Miller. OclJ.ltJ
aftaVMat Hothday " AprM, UM
lald ra.igi,i4r, Coiamlaaioa expiree ot I. IMS
John Oanlla, Commiaalon expiree Roe 1, 184
Albert Sraaaman, Dee 3, ISM
W. A. J. nii.iewell, Uomm eaplret FebtO, tM
Joan Cochran, Jane ,3 163
Prancla Knerhl, tommieelon explraa Rov 0, 185
Prauaia A . Bowera, Oct 13, litt
taaae ClemenieC oiHinUeton expiree Deo TO, iM
Lu iwick Knaniiiiger M Roe S, I i
R bw'tll. Jluka u . , OetSe, 1M
Johr. floraley, CuatmUalon expiree Jul)' 13 laM
W. J.Ceotey, May t, ISM
Itobt. II. Millar, Comaaiaeion aaplree BrpiM, i37
July 10, Ual
Ilnnry Melneler, Coinralaeton expiree May 2 Its
Ujraara Moorman - May x,
air raaai toweinip.
Aea Ray. Comiulaaion expire Jaaaa7, USD
Uaaa fuillipa, " " Feb 94, ia7
Walter Mitchell, Ueaamitatou explrea "ep t, 1M
Bllphal.t Barber, " " Sep 1, lM
Uankl Wt!on " May t, IBM
iura eriT Towatair
John Blew, Cominiteton expires Jane 2-, I'M
Lew it vvntetnen April , last
UNION COUNTY DIRECTORY.
Claicrr CoriT mei-U the 4.!i Mon.laye In Feb-
roary and Angui'. may ell two weeka each tian.
Cow au e Fi.Ba.Cot'BT moataSd Monday a In Feb
ruary. May, Augut.aad Soeember; exeept when
W ere ere Ave Mondaya tu tee preceding month
It. en let Monday. May tilt areekaaecU time.
CeMmaaioaaa' Cover ateete let Moodaya In
Jan., aepawmoer, December and March may ajt
six day each time.
Minor Mneker, Sauator, Uwe expire Oct. IMS.
W.Clark. Kid. " " Oet
M.J. Witt MheriW. " Auf. tW.
Lewie J. Cllne. Clert, Bov. IM.
W. Daweosi, t eettov " ov. tn.
O.K. Brown, Treeearer, M " Auf. 1-17.
Was. S. Boee, Coroner, ' Oet. IKS?
A. nt. SI4n. Marveror. " " Oct. o7.
H. Ü. Haste.; KeeoHe Be. IHS.
Cover 'Joe".aioaaa Oarie: Wilson, Ales.
St. ! I . . an.! tsaae nUei.tlmeeapirg hop
Jsaattee of the Peace.
K. Jarrell, Coas-nisston expires Apr. IS, ISSi.
Ire VtaxwHl '
it. M. ilaworth, "
i. f. Bwnuett, " w
O. W Hunt. "
T.J. Col. in, "
h-ä - -:
Jnewpa Hrnwa, "
H K -T. r.
J. f. Teiapletoa
S Cat f laall ,
tep. IS. lOi.
Apr. IS, ISM.
Bov , 1HV.
Sep. i, teas.
Dec. 14. Irtfta.
Apt. a, less.
PeS. Is. iS.
A a-, j I. I fm.
tie. 1. 1-17.
Oct. 5. ISS.
A Bf. ' J.I'SV
FAYETTE C0TJIITY DIRECTORY.
CtaiiwTT i Vit meets X Moaaajr ef wfaraS aai
NwuveHiUwr. atejr sit twu weeke.
Coaau fiaa C..CBT.U. lit. Mon.lara la Jan
uary. April, Jl), aaa October; Wo Li two weeks jl
Coaa.aMo.sas Ci aels let Donee; In
SSarea, Jeua. .iwpsomber and Ueeeraeer, aa) alt
Caear or ie.ii.tariaa a Ita when Saelaos re
ejBlteela ant jeilleial An) ol toe aesaious of Coiu
asoe fleas Court.
Minor Meeker, Menator, lime empires Oct. 118
Beleeu I rueler. Ken
A. M. ICIwaroe. Lleik,
John .Ui-Cleef), Jailor, 1
Wm. If. owek, rroatarer,
Joe) Sloes, Awaiitvr,
J-aewpu r. I,S, Kecorder
Heer; 4r.s, aa: ejrr.
CoaassatiinaAs, asartaii 1.
Bel Wm. U. Hour-U.U.
- Sep. ISM
M Mar laM
S Aaa; le?
Ueckat, Joseph Dai,
it.Ui ill. i
Urge assort inentlu full
re 01 led ai.n. : Losa
ft a FAStqtTM AK.
insi rweoiree ai Aa. i lern
a.lCK h HA It at Uli A K,
TS AjfD Riaaowa -
eat rwevivwd a arMal .arl.lv of faabloaahle
anu tbboas at So. i Cuesuierelal Kow.by
Ll.tCK a rAKatL'UAst.
Original ant, StltdA tytiq.
aar av TKB-
Uaraco O rar)
Bad aa aa
MU baad'a baa
t.t lak'. B
adedaVTe and poaaJad,
Ua'i kaaf pai
Fuatmal d-iimanl andar baan,
Por ol.t 8 ut ha, croaa and cruatjr,
Llek'd eld -etat coat" Ilka a d-n.
On IMbaatl atapa ha catch d bin,
A od a rtmalut ilap ha fetched bin,
Right along atd tb aaog
Bpolla hi a bat, hia coat did tear It,
Bana.'d hl ere and bro't the claret.
Which downward run, I do declare It,
Woald have All rd a 8 quart Jug.
All becaaee that "H. O," mentioned
Mentioned In the X. Y.Trlbuna
Aad it Barer waa Intention! not
latent to ud to do harm,
Tkat eld Rui t Ue, eroai and ernily,
Tired and duaty, poor old man I
Did or did 'nt, had or badnt,
(0 f DomoeraU M Uada the ran,)
Had or badnt made a Speaker
Did or didn't drink hia liquor,
Wool 4 or wouldn't laugh aodinlckor,
Or that he "euaaad" that party trammel
BfeemM attain at Mar aad av all ow Campbell.
" 'TWILL BR THE SAME DT A HTRDRED
, YEARS "
Twill be all the tame la a hand red year!
What a epwll-word to conjure ap amllee aad lean!
Oh , how oft do I mos, 'mid the thoughilea and
On the marrelea truth that taeee word eoareyl
And can U be to 7 Mutt the reliant and free
Mare their tenure of life on Uta frail decree?
Are the trophtee they're reared and the gtorte
Only eat lie of froet werk, onfrantlng the ton,
And Banal all laat'i a Joy oat and beautiful to vlaw
Aa a m Idea earner dream be aa perlahtngtoo?
Tbwb here pity, ye prond Oaea -bo gentle, ye
0 remember how merey beeeemeth your aute,
Por the rurt that eonaumath the a word of tee brnre
la eating the aha la of the manaaleo ilare,
Aad the conqueror frowo aad hie rtcUm teara
Will he all the eame In a hundred year.!
Twill be all the aame In a hundred yearn!
Whet a pell-word to conjure ap mite and tear!
How dirt are your forlun, ion of the Mil.
Whoee hetr-loom la sorrow, who blrth-rlgbt Is
Yet eery not tReea who hare glory and gold,
By the sweat of the poor aad blood of the bold!
Por U coming, how 'er they aaay flaunt In their
The day when they'll moulder to dust by your
Death enttarn the eh lid ran of toll and of aiota.
And in democrat reptiles earoa upon both.
For time, aa ha spoede on hi lew lea. wlng-a,
Diaenamel and withers all earthly thing.;
And tea knight's white plume, and the shepherd's
Ado the minstrel's pipe, and the scholar's book,
And the Emperor's crown, and his Cossack's
Will be Joel alike In a hundred years.
Twill be all the eame In en haadsed years!
O snoot magical fountain of ensiles and teer!
To thlek that our hopes, like tee Sewers of June,
Which we lore o muck, (bu d be loataoeooni
Tuen whet meeneth .the chase after phantom
Of the breaking of human hearts far toy?
Of the veteran's pride n his eiefty schmea?)
Or "tee paeeton of youth for Its darling dreams?'
Or the aiming at ends that wa never can span.
Or the deadly aversion of man for man?
Wbatavallelb It sll? O ye sages aay
Or tee minor's Joy, la his brilliant elayT
Or the lover's zeal for his matchless prise
Tee eaetiaatlpg maid with the starry ey eat
Or the feverish conflict of hope and fears.
If 'tie all the same to a hundred years?
Ah, 'tt not the same In a hand red years.
How clear soever the cas appear;
For know enot that beyond the grave,
Far, far beyond, where the cedars wave.
Oa the Syrian mountain, or where the (tar
Ce glittering forth U tholr golden cart,
There bloometh a land of perennial bliss.
Where we smile to think of the tears lo this?
Aad the pilgrim raaat-ing thst radiant shore
Haa Iba thought of death la his heart no more,
Builayetb his stan? and hia sandals down
Por the victor's palm and the monarch's crown:
Aad the mother meets, In that tranquil sphere,
The deUgbtfiil child she haa wept for here;
Aad Ue warrior's award teat protect the right
Is bvjeweled with stare or undying tight;
And we quaff of ike same Immortal cup
While the orphan smiles, and the slave looks up!
So be glad my heart and forget thy tears,
For Ms bot the aame tu a handled years!
THE LEVEL AND THE 5QT7AEE
W meet a pun Ute Ural and we part upon Ute
Waat words of prealoa meant ng those words Ma
sonlo are I
Cease let us contemplato them , thsjr are worthy of
With the highest and tho lowest, aad the rarest
they are fraught.
We meet upon the level, though from 'every sta
The King from out his palaoe aad ; the poor man
from hia home ;
Portas oue ma a leave his diadem without the
Aad the other Oads hia true respect apon the
W part upon the square Gerthe world mast have
We mingle with It ma 1 11 1 ad e , a cold, on friendly
But Ute luflueneo of ltagathertags In memory U
Ana ww long apon the lerel to renew the, bapj.y
There'e a world where all are oqeal, we are hur-
r) lug toward 1 1 mat.
We shall meet apon Use level there when the galea
of death are paU
Weehall ataad upon the Orient, aad oar Meetor
will be tne re,
Te try the eL.ee weoter. tin hie own unerrlny,
We shall meet upon the tu. el there but never
There -aa mansion, tie all reedy for each teal oaa
There's a aasten aad a weleo-eae, aad the multi
tude te there,
Wae have met apea the level, . tad were tried up
oa tho equare.
te as meet epos the level, the. a. while laboring
Let aa meet aad let aa labor t hough tee labor
Already ta the western sky the s bjae hid ca pre-
To gather ap oar working tools, aud part upon
Hands reaad, ye faithful Chlmhlea tUe. ue bright
We part upon tho square below to ..-1
Ob, what wvr leaf preetous meaula g, the words
ve snoctupoet ine level aad we r
x interesting Storj.
Prom Pi Km'' Inalda Vlaw uMiarcrr.
THE HEROIC SLAVE.
B. S., of F. H , in South Carolina,
owned a giitnt slave whose name was
Dreail. This slave was represented
to me by one of the neighbors as a
man of superior strength, both of
body and mind, being nearly seren
feet in height. There were forty
slaves at work on the plantation of. B.
S., before Dread was added to the
number; and this name was given him
by the newmaster, on account of his
unco nmon physical strength.
The next year Dread was made
overseer of the gang, and the manage
ment of the plantation was wholly left
to his care. The farm was well con
ducted under his supervision, and ev
erything went on smoothly and pros
perously for scneral years. The task
of every hand was always well and
seasonably performed, without whip
ping. If a feeble woman was sick, or
unable to accomplish her task alone,
her brother wrs allowed to assist her.
Or if a weak, feeble man could not
keep up with the gang his friends
were permitted to help him. This is
a privilege not customarily granted to
The fields of B. S. were now so
much more productive than those of
others around him. that the neighbor
ing planters frequently sought advice
of his colored overseer, in relation to
the management of their farms; thus
deferring to his opinion, and a imilting
that he possessed more practical
knowledge of agricultural matters
than either themselves or their over
A gentleman, well acquainted wilh
Dread, told me that be regarded him
not only as much the stouttut, but the
most intellectual man he ever saw.
"Dread had the largest head," ht
remarked, "I have ever seen, acrh I
have seen Daniel Webstur; and hia i
natural abilities were not inferior to
those of that statesman."
Placed in a condition less than most
slaves, he had never appeared so me
nial and timid. He felt and acted
more liko a free man. He did not al
ways take off his cap, and put it under
his arm whenever he met a white man
in the street, or enter his dwelling.
It was natural that the white over
seers on the surtondin plantations
should be jealous of his suscess. And
soon it began to be whispered, around
the neighborhood that he might be
come a leader in an insurrection.
The slaveholders held a conference,
and deeided that it wat necessary for
B. S. to make an experiment to tost
the manhood of the giant slave,
and ascertain whethrr he could be
made as submissive as all slaves
should nude, 'be to insure the safetv Jof
the master. Among the plans that
were suggested to B. S., one was lo
obtain another overseer, and put Dread
to work under him in the gan-; and
if he expressed the least objec'ion to
the change, to whip him severely, and
"break him in."
A large, tall, stout Yankee was
secured for a Driver, tnd Dread was
ordered to take his hoc, and perform
his task with the other hands. With
out expressing the least surprise or re
gret at the loss of his place, or even
presumini; to inquire why he was to
be no longer overseer, ho went to
work with as apparent cheerfulness us
mt' - . , . ,
lu.s was so unexpecteu, trial ine
masters were trreally pero!.-xed
They could really find no fault in the
slave on which to predicate a charge,
and inflict a punishment. His nobl
fearles hearing, and stately ste
unmisuaaDie ains unit tie
e aa t a a
gether too manly And indepenpent fr
a humble slave; how to develop his
feelinga and prove the fact, was the
difficult question. There was nothing
in his character or conduct that de
served the slightest reproof, much leas
a puni diiuent sufficiently aevcro to
cruah hia manhood and brenk his ine
vincible spirit. Still, all agreed that
something must be done.
Finally, they concluded to prefer
false charges against him, and punish
him if he complained of sutivriiig
wrongfully. The master treated him
with unusual severity. One, among
numerous complaints brought against
him, was, that he did not hoe his corn
as well as the other hands. To re
move this, Dread performed a double
task, hoeing two rowa to euch of lhe
ethers one. lorn, who hoed next t
dread, tolJ me that Dread removed
every weed, hoed it as neat as a gar
den, determined to remove every
cause for complaint; for he saw that a
terrible storm was rising upun him.
Dread and Tom occupied the same
hut alter the new overseer had come:
and they had always been mutual
"Master S ," said Tom. who rela
ted the story to me, "came into our
hut one evening, aoon after we had
finished work, looking ao pale that he
frightened me, and he aaid:
"Dread! I say you don't hoe )our
corn ao well as lhe other hands. "
How do you know that, master?'
replied lhe intrepid slave, rieiug np
respectfully from his low stool, and
lookiog the master calmly in tho eyes.
"Now I knew." said Tom. "thai
masterS. had not been iu the field
- j nj i i . .,
seer, as his quarters were beyond our
. I. m m . t
mm unv. isor naa ne sei n the otvr
hut, and lur her trom the house. Be
sides, had he consulted the o erseer.
1 h would have been informed that, in-
I a A a a. .
atead ol not doing 1 is work "as well,"
Dread bad done this work belter, and
twice as much, as t ither of tbe other
hands. But the moment he
ttoned hia master's knowledge, he
had exceeded the prerogative of a
a violent fit of anger.
"Ah! you have got above yourself,
boy." he .vociferated, raging an I
foaming with passion. "I mutthve
you foirffrt down a notch or two! You
shall be flogged, you impudent, black
"Ithall not receive a flogging, sir!"
replied the indignant slave, firmly
"Mr. S. then pan out to the over
seer, and told bim to call out the
"Now take him and tie him," said
Mr. S., when the whole gang had as
sembled in front ot Dread'snut, and
he was standing in the door. 'This,'
said Tom, they atlampted lo do, in a
scuffl.; which lasted nearly an hour;
for with his bands and feet he flung
them on the ground as fast as th 7
came near him. He evidently avoid
ed injuring the slaves more than was
absolutely necessary, in defending
himself; for he knew they all loved
Soon after the fruitless effort to
subdue Dread, the master and over
seer of another olantation were em
ployed to eorae and help bind him,
and whip him. In tbo mean time,
dread furnished himself with a long
butchei -knife, with whih he felf se
cure. When he saw them coming in
to the field to take him, he dropped
his hoe, drew tho rude weapon from
his side, advanced a few steps to
ward them, and brandished the knife,
as he stood in an attitude of conscious
innocense, moral courage, physical
strength, and bold defiance of his foes.
"No man," said Tom, "dared lay
a 6nger on him i"
Now a crisis had come. A slave
had successfully resisted his master.
This must jtot be tolerated cost what
it may. The deadly purpose was
formed in the heart of the matter.
"The gun was loaded," said Tom,
"and I was ordered to take the amu
nition. and accompany my master."
"What are you going to do nowf"
said Mrs S. to' her husband, as he
was'passing out of the houso.
"I am going out on a squirrel
hunt," replied Mr. S., with apparent
"Had mistress known bis intention
to kill Dread." said Tom. "I think
she would have dissuaded him from
his bloody purpose, for she was a
Christian woman. But we started oil
before she had tiraeti stay more.
Passing aroun l behind the house, we
came in sight of the slaves at work in
a plum orchard, ill the valley behind
the hill. Master raised his gun-held
it steady to his eve. until the victim
wasselected from the other hands.-
and then fired
tty charge of buckshot Was
lodged in the thigh of the great-heart-
a . O . o
ed, unconquorabio Dread.
1 a a j .,. I
arterv was divided.
a 1 ' wiwvr- I
Dread ran out a
I .1.. r 1111,1 tu in r.
ed from the wound
few rods to the hill side, crying to
Heaven for vengeance on his murder
er, and uttering, in deep, thunder
tone, that seemed to make the earth
tremble beneath him,
"I'm killed I I'm killed I 1 I'm
killed I! I-
His devote I wife, who, a moment
before, stood laboring faitn fully at his
si.Je, was t e first to reah him, cry
ing in t wild, fractic voice
'Drtadie dead! Dkkad is dead! !
DREAD 13 DEAD III"
"Hold your tongue!" commanded
"Still she screamed." said Tom,
"lonJer than I ever heard from wo
man "Dicad is dead! Dread is
"The master then ran up to the
, . off -nd truck
. ' i .u t i
that woman with it on the head, re
pealing with a horrid oath
1 Hold your tongue, I eay!"
This is the "moderate correction"
which the laws of the slave States al
low! So does slavery harden the
i hnitrt unti thf man is made not a
brute, but a fiend! So has many a
moral hero in the South fallen victim
lo ita cruel, insatiable spiritl
The body of Dread was carried to
its net, by bis mourning compan
ions. The darkness of night could
not cover their sorrow. His heart
stricken wife, broken down wilh grief
which no tongue can describe, was
sold a few days afterward, to a "soul
driver" from Kentucky!
Yocso Sam at Hts Meals Among
lhe statuary at the palace, there is
a group in marble or piaster by Jones,
of London, labelled "Ptolemy Lagus,
nursed by an ea?le." The'birdie'tep
resented as in th act of shielding an
infant from the cold with its wings,
while a bit of something, which might
be a date or some such edible, is be
ing placed in the open mouth of the
little fellow, by the beak of its feath
Yesterday, during the rain, a num
ber of Western drovers, who had fin
ished their business at Bu Te Head,
visited the Institute Exhibition, and
were soon deeply engaged in an in
spection of all the sights. By acci
dent, some three or four of them met
sround lhe aorkof art we are speak-
intr of. and one ol them hlotvly deci-
phe red the tag for tho benefit of the
"It's a cussed Yankee lie!" ex-
claimed one of the Hoosiers. "l'uto-
lomene Lager. Don't I know? I
tell ve that's the menVan Runie feed-
ing young Sam on gravel ttonet. to give
him grit." Y V. Sunday Courier.
Henry, love, 1 wish you
I would throw away that book, and talk
., tr i . J II I
W1 1 ,vei ,0 uul, l'v lw"a sa
I lence, no reply.)
"O. Henry, my foofs asleep
aa Vav I I J la a . I L. .1 ... wee
41 18 uon 1 Ul ttr J uu
might might wake it up."
Watching for riches consuineih
the fleeh, and the care thereef drivsth
j away sleep.
slave, tod this threw bis master
Fröre th Spirit of th Times.
The Datohman Who Had the Small
Pox The writer sat alonside of the driver
one morning, just at the bresk of day,
as the stage drove out of Blackberry;
he was a through passenger to Squash
Point. It was acold morning. In order
to Break: tne ice lor conversation, ne
a a -a A . a
the oe for
praised the fine points of the off horse;
ihe driver thawed,
"Yaas, she's a goot horse, an' I '
knows how to trive him."
It was evidently a case of mixed 1
"Where is Wood who used to drive
this staite?" s
"He be's laid up mit ter rumatiz,
sence yester week, an' I trips fore
I went on reading a newspaper. A
fellow-passenger, on a back teat, not
having the fear of murdered English
in his hands, coaxed the Dutch driver
into a long conversation, mush to the
the delicrht of a pretty Jersey-blue-
belle, who laughed so merrily that it !
was ontagious! and in a few minutes, j
from being liko unto a conventicle, we 1
were as wide wak-j as one of Chrys
ty's audiences. By sunrise we were j
in excellent spirits, up to all sorts of j
fun, and when, a little la'er, our stage 1
stopped at the nrst watering place, 1
the driver found himself in the center one of his shoes, but feeling some
of a group of treaters to the distilled j thing hard, he stooped and found the
juice of apples. dollar. Astonishment and wonder
"Here's a package to leave at Mrs. j were seen upon bisjeountenanoe. He
Scudder's the third house on the : gaxed upon the dollar, and then look
left hand side after you get into Jeri-1 ed around him on 11 sides, but could
icho. What do you charge?' asked see no one.
a man who seemed to know the dri- He put the money into his pocket
ver. and oroueded to put on the other shoe:
"Pout a leffv." answered he. Re-
ceiving the silver, he gathered up
the reins, and put the square package
in the stage-box. Just as he started
the horses, he leaned his head out of
the stage, and looking back to the 1
man whogavo him the bundle, ahout-
ed out. the question. "Ter fird haus
on ter left bad out of Yetico?"
The man didn't hear him, but tbe ,
driver was satisfied On we went atj
a very good rate, considering how '
heavy the roads were. Another tav
ern, more watering, more apple jack.'
Another long stretch of sand, and we;
were nearing Jericho.
An vy pony know der Miss Scutter
haus?" asked the driver, bracing his I
feet on the mail bag, which lay in
front of him, and screwing his head 1
rotum.oiw to .ace .n. mere seem-
10 consultation go.ng on inside ,
j tne ?tc;
. "I t know nobody o hat name ,
J a rWt l 1
in jenco. uo you. ijisne: nsnea a
'. 1. aai-Tvi u . ,
'J "13 . i 1
j wc,,t "7 "' " "n"l"
. 1 r is? h ft urnn r.inMr tarn rt f las cumu 1
" w "r" J
av. v :
'There was old Squire Gow's da'-
ter. she married a Scudder, and mov
ed up here some two years back. -Come
to think on't, guess she lives
-1 . . - T a. .
1 1 1 - 1 1 v. 1 UIIU9IIUU.C, nuinill'U llMIC.
The driver, finding he could get no
iiLtiu out 01 inu
passengers, seeing n
tall, rawboned woman washing some
clothes in front of a house, and who!
flew out of sight as the stage flew in, i
handed me the reins as he jumped '
from his sent, and chased the fugitive
halloing, "I'fegotder small pox, IT
got der " His voice was lost as
he dashed into the open door of the
house. But in a moment he re-appeared,
followed by a broom with an en
raged woman annexed, and a loud
voice shouting out:
"You git out o' this! clear yourself
quicker: I aint going to have you dis
easing honest folks if you have got
"I dells you I'fcgot dst small-pox.
i' ... i '....--.LI .I.. - .
lull b uu vcjoiviu viva umiiivuK.
,1 . at i u . i
1 hi. limn Ii. chritltil If nil in itnnilal
'Clear ontl I'll eall the men folks
if you don't cleur out!" and at once
she shouted, in a tip top voice, "Ike!
you Ike I where air you?' Ike made
his appearance on the full run.
"Wh-what's the matter?"
"I dell you oneat more, for der last
dime. I'fe got der smallpox. untMish
ter Ellis he gila me a leffy to gif der
smullpox to Miss oc utter. 1 proin!ed
to gif her ter smallpox."
It was Miss Scudder, and I explain
ed to her that it was a box he bad for
her. The affair was soon settled, as
regarded delivery; but not as regarded
the laughter and shouts of th" occu
pants of the old stage coach, as we
rolled away from Jericho. The dri
ver joined in. although he bad no
earthly idea as to its cause, and add
ed not a little to it by saying, in a tri
umphant tone of voice:
"I vos pount to gif ter old vomans
ter small pox!"
Masobic Incident In .801-2, H.
B. M. revenue cutter, stationed in a
bay, on the western coast of Ireland,
was captured by a French man of war,
the crew made prisoners, and thefcut
ter sunk. They were landed in a
French port and marched to a depot:
tar iu the interior. When entering
the prison, their persons were strictly
searched, when lo! in the pockets of
Bros. A. Steward and T. McGuire
were found scraps of parchment in
form of G. L. certificates. They were
instantly conveyed to a hotel, receiv
ed their liberty on parole, taken to the
theatres and all places of public
amusement, until a letter came from
Napoleon, then first Consul of the Re -
public, which reatored them to home j "I deny your pos-silion," aaid the
and Iriends without exchange, other. ."Who who ia the vilest, the
They., were escorted from town toj templed or the tempter? Who who
town by the brethren, who made every was (he wor-worst, Sa-Sstan, or (hie)
provision for their comfort, giving Eve?"
them uu abundance of clothes and; "Why, Satan," said the gentleman,
more gold than they had possessed for "Well, (hie) well, behold the temp
a length of time. They came home ter!" pointing to the bar.
in good spirits and had only to deplore ' The argument was irresistible,
ihe fate of their MMsmate, who re- The barkeeper flew into a passi m, and
mained for years in a losthsoine I turned the man out of his houM with
prison. oat his dram. Sacramento Water
Danville, Ky. ' Fount
An Unexpected Gift.
A vnuntr man n( iirlitnn nr ln. '
-.'- " - o
ty, took a walk one day, with a pro
fessor, who was commonly called the
student's friend, such was his kind
ness to the young men it was his of
fice to instruci. While tbev were
walking together, and the professor
was seeking to lead the conversation
to grave subjects they saw a pair of
old shoes lying in their path, which
they supposed to belong lo a poor
man who had nearly finished his day's
The young student turnetl to the
professor saying: "Let us play the
man a trick; we will hide his shoes
and conceal ourselves behind those
bushes and watch hit perplexity when
he cannot find them." I
My dear friend," saidjhe professor
"we must never amuse ourselves at
the expense of the poor. But you are
rich, and you may give yourself a
much greater pleasure by means of
this poor man. Put a dollar in each
shoe, and then we will hide ourselves.'
The student did so, and then placed
himself with the professor behind the
bushes close by, through which thev
could easily watch the laborer, and
see whatever wonder or joy ho might
express. The pocr man had soon
finished his work, and came acrosf
the field to the path, where he had
left his coat and shoes. While ho put
on his coat, he slipped one loot tntoi
but how irreal was his surnribo when I
'he found the other dollar! His
feelings overcame him he saw tho
money was a present and he fell up
on his knees, looked up to Heaven,
and uttered a loud and fervent thanks-
giving, in which he spoko of his wife,
sick and helpless, and bis children
without bread, whom this timely boun
ty from some unknown hand would
save from perishing,
The young man stood there deeply
affected, and teara filled hia eyes.
"Now," said the professor, "are
you better pleased than if you had
played your intended trickT" "O,
dearest sir," answered the youth,
"you have taught me a lesson now that
I shall never forget. I feel now the
truth of the words, which never before
I a I .if. 1 a . a I.
unuer.iooa "it .. oeuer to give man
to receive. -Yor co. Star.
tvu:i 1 v v
While playing at Exeter, 11. Kno
land, and at the hiht of hia popular!-
ly, Keen was invited to dine will, some
irentlomen at one of the Dr ncinal ho-
o . . r r
sets, ne arove mere in his carriage.
Tbe dinner was announced, the table
sumptuously decorated, and tbe land
lord, all bows and submission, hoped
that the gentlemen and their dislin-
. Ill . . ...
tf'ned visitor found every thing
Kean then stared at him for some
moments, and then said:
"Y ur name is"
"It is, Mr. Keene. I have had
the honor of meeting you before."
"You kept some years ago a small
tavern in the outskirts of the town."
"I did, Mi. Keene. Fortune has
been kind to both of us since then. I
recollect you, sir, when you belonged
to our theatre here."
"And sir, said Keene. "recollect
tfoul Many years ago I came into
our paltry tavern, after along jour
ney, with my suffering wife, and a
sick child, all of us wet to the skin. I
asked you for a morsel of refresh
You answered mens if I were
a . t
a dog, and refused
to trust it out of
your bands until you had rereived the
trifle which was its value.
"I left my lamily by your inhospit
able fireside while I sought for lodg
ings. On my return you ordered me,
like a brute, 'to to take my wife and
brat from your house,' and abused
me for not spending in drink the mon
ey I had not for food. Fortune, as
you say, Aas done something for us
both since then; but you are still the
same, I see the same cringing, gras
ping, grinding, greedy money-hunter.
, rir, am still tbe same. I am now
in my senith I was then in my na
dir; but I am the same man the
aame Kecnu whom you ordered from
your doors; and I have now the same
hatred to 'oppression that I had then;
and were it my last meal, I'd not eat
or drink in a house belonging to so
heartless a scoundrel!"
"Gentlemen," said he, turning to
his friends, "I beg pardon for this out
break, but were to dine under tbe
roof of this time serving, gold-loving
brute, the first mouthful. I am sure,
would choke .no. "
Keene kept bis word and the pat ty
adjourned to another hotel. Knicker
bocker. Tbk Drunkard not the Worst
Man. A entleman stepped into a
tavern and saw a filthy drunkard, once
a respectable man, waiting for his
liquor. He thus accosted bim:
"Q , why do jou make your
self the vilest of men?"
"I ain't the vilest," said the drunk
ard. "You are," said the gentleman;
"see how you look drink that glass,
! and you will be in the gutter."
A French Lady. A Pill not Sugared-Coated
The following good joke is from a Here is whai is said by one of oar
J? wk PPr: a Fusion ed.tors, who was once a demo-
On Monday laet a young man dress- cralf in .p,- u ftn artU.t) n lhe
ed up in woman I attire came from j i'(rre Hattte journal charging the sen
froy, and giving himself a few French ; trMe jg Blake, chairman of the
airs, attracted the attention of BcbS, lStat0 Central Committee, with being
who was lounging at the Mansion. As..ft ranat'tcn! and renegade Democrat,
she paastd, shs gave Bob a smile that jt j, .omewbat Urlt WfJ il0Tj,rj thjnk
made him feel like Yankee Doodle fori Mr, Blake acted with the Demo
an hour. Bob immediately pullcd.up rr..;H nMrfw u. ;, Ä;Ä,.:.w,i
colar. adjusted his 1 gloves, and
went in pursuit, lie overtook her in
State street; when he so ingratiated
himself in her favor, that be prevailed
upon her to go and take tea with him. :
auswa -, inej weuv uui iw is waia
which terminated at the theater. Af-
ter the theatre was out, they went lo
Remond's. where they par'ook of oys -
ters and champaign Having finished
up the repast, ihoy started for home.
in going up uroaoway. UoD asked her
She replied at
"Have you regisU-red your name?' '
"And who shall I ask for when
eall in the morning?"
"Harry 8 of Troy.
"Harry S , why that
gentleman's narqe. is it not?"
"Of course it i. Why do you
"And are you not a woman?"
"Of course not. This dress I have
a a . w . a . w?
on oeiongs 10 my sister. 1 thuugut 1 God j,aVe mercy on our race, and de
would try it on and see how it woukl iver u, from M wrropt a Ki of dcfa.
pay. I am latisfied with the ex- , llu0gU ti ever existed in any age ol
periment. I've had h plciutatit which wo hftVe Bn ftCCOUBl
evening, u line miner, and all that sort
of thing. In retnrn for which, I hope Poodle Doe
you have enjoyed yourself, and will The poodle is renowned for its in
call in the morning and take breakfast teiHg,ne attachment to man In
Wr me- . . . ' the peninsular war, a Freaeh officer
tv e saw 000 on vteanesuay ne
looked bad and talked of
and a Colt revolver
The American Bible 8ociety.
Tbe American Bible Society was
organised in the city of New York, in
May, 1816. Ita object t to "pn mote
tne circulation 01 the Holy scriptures
without note or oomment in our own
and other lands." During tho thirty-
nine years of its existence, it has put
into circulation more thau 10 millions
( 10,008,044) of copies of God's wtfrd
in many of the languages of Europe,
Asia. Africa, Ameiica, aad of the
islands of the sea. It now issues, on
an averaire, each working hour, 300
copies, or 3,000 daily; but it haa fa-
einlies, 111 tne way 01 nouse room nna 1 that they were compelled to have re
machinery, to issue 10,000 daily, or course to hia master's serivoes. This
more than three millions of ' ibles
and TeBiiments annually, had it only!
the pecuniary means. j
The society is sustained iu its noble
work by the voluntary contribution of
he frienda of the Bible, irrespertive ( Jasper, in attendance. Not a set of ( true loveliness of your nature that
of name, or creed, thronghout our surgioal instruments could lie found wns and continues to retain lhe affec
country. AbroaJ.it operates, main-, and amputation was imperative. A uons of the heart. Young ladies sadly
ly. through Protestant missions, to ' rusty butcher knife and butcher's saw j mias it who do not labor to improve
which every year it makes large dona-1 was obtained the knife whetted on a their minds. Fools may be woa by
tions of Bibles, or of money to pub- brink bat tbe saw rusty and greasy g jwgawa and f tahionable, sbowy drea
lish Bibles in the countries where 1 was good enough. The incision was! sea, but tbe wise and substantial are
those missions are established. Aji made, and the flesh cut in profession- ! never caught by such traps. Um
home, funds are collected and Bibles , Hl style the arteries tak n up with a ! pleasant and agreeable language, and
j circulated through the agents of aux
' iliary , or county Bible Societies. Of
those we have in the United States, the end of the bone was sen ped wilh to linger in your steps
more than 1,500. or one in nearly ev-1 H ca8e knife to get off the grease and B
ery county. The payment of any ruit left by the saw the fleeh was DnooKCBBTiHO ab Obatob. It ia
sum annually, constitutes member- turned over the end of the bone and ! astonishing thing how litth- a mat
ship in these county societies. The a cotton rag stuck on to the wound ! ter wrll sometimes disconcert a man
payment of one, or more dollars, enti- with the "shoemaker's wax. Eight ; ho is accustomed to spsak in public,
ties the person to receive from the inches of oommon 'whisky was ,putjd to have his thoughts about htm.
county JJenojutorv one common bt-1
ble or its value in Testaments, for j
each dollar contributed. Tbe p ty-
ment of five dollars at one time ron-!
stiiutes life membership, and entitles a
person to one common Bible, annually,
for gratuitous circulation.
Frienda of tbe Bible in Indiana,
a a j . a w a
come up to ine ucip ot the Liora in tnis .
glorious work! Mori than six hun A I'owkbpul Aroumext A Sava
dred milliona of our raoo ar yet with-' nan correspondent of the Troy Budget
out the Bible. We have "bread gjTs lt,e allowing as an accurate re
enough, and to spare." With , pq,., 0f ftn argument delivered before
very nine persons! sacrince n me
part of American Chiistians, those
parishing ones can be saved. Hereto-
fore. Indiana has beeu behind some of
her aister western states in this noble
enterprise. Let us now take our
prayer position iu the front rank of the
great Bible Army. By prewnting
our prayers and our money to aid this
Glorious American Institution iu giv -
inti the Bible to tbe world, we shaM
do our part to hasten the time when
"the earth ahall be filled with the
knowledge of God aa the waters cover
Ag't Am. B. Ö..
Exeroise in Open Air.
From Harlstein's expedition to tbe
Polar Sea, we extract the following:
"Nature has qualified an atmosphere,
120 degrees above zero, or 63 below
it, tiiucrcnucui o uegree. tv.tuout
J : ct r , an .1 : . t- .
injury to health; and the doctrines
physicians that great and sudden
cnanges oi temperature are injurious
-a " e - . 5j
to health is disapproved Dy recorded
facts. Tnere are very few Arctic
navigators wno nie in tue Arc sone,
it ia tbe moat healthy climate on the
globe to those who breath the open
e j ww fi
air. we nave among our associaie
observers one who records the chang
es of temperature in Australia, where
the temperature rose to 115 at 3 o-
clock P. m.. and next morning at 5
was down to 40 degr es a change j
of 76 degrees in 1 4 hours; there the
ople are healthy and another at
ranconia, (N. H.,) where thechaog-
ea are moat nudden, the most frequent.
and of the greatest extent of any place
with which I am in correspondence on
the American Continent; and yet there
is no town of its size that has so great
a proportion of inhabitants who pass
tin- ntM nf tlir.BP.irf vi 'im and ten.
Il is the oalitv of the changed air that!
constitutes lhe difference that phyai-
cians notice, and not the temperature.'
aWGoing to law is losing a cow
for the sake of a Mt.
and supported principles that weie
Democratic in their tendency. When
tbe Dartv denarted from the 'iia t'ailk. '
and it became nessesary to earn a 1
bottle in the coat or pmuloowa pocket
,n oruc.r to eon a tit utc a membership,
Mr. B. wan no longer a democarat,
an j go wilb thousand of others of as
igood men as er the iUa ,hone u
1 ye want no better evidence of the rot
, tn anv catJM than (0 it ,np.
porU;d and uplicd bv -och lneQ lhe
editors of tbe Journal. L F. Linder. I
John L. Kobinson, Ashbcl 1'. Wiilard,
of the Banner of Lilxr-
I ty, and a few of the other leading
1 1 spirits in the old line ranks. Jnst
look upon ilium, reader, for a moment!
Behold them in their naked deformity
a bloating mass of sinking corrupt
ion, crying out to the people, Democ
racy! Democracy!! We pause and
blush for the degeneracy of the party
we once supported wilh all the ardor
and Seal with which we were master.
w;iui mrtl -mm aVa. SULJ r
VV il J lYIIlt.'t SSIItA lt.lt UUJ ItJL äJ r 111 til
battle. His dog, which belonged to
the poodle variety, would not leave
his master's bod v. notwithstanding Lhe
ntterupu made to induce him to lollow
. the regiment After tin; action, some
, soldiers crossing the field of battle,
perceived tbr croaa of that Legion of
Honor on tbe breast of the desd oüv
leer. They wished to take possession
, of it, but the faithful animal opposed
a vigorous existence, and defended
the precious relic, till a bayonet
driven through bis heart, and he died.
covering tbe object of his solicitude
I with his body. A French boot black
had a poodle so trained, that be would
; cover his paws wilh mud. and then
' aplaah tbe boots of be paaaers by, so
fact ia well authenticated.
jJ3rMr. Brown of Big Muddy, had
his let? crushed by a log, and'had all
! the doctors of Richland. Clay and
'crooked fork, and tied with basting
! thread from one of tbe M. D's jaeket
int.. tho nuti. nf h. fnro the ooeratmn
commenced, which made him oblivi
Thi is considered one of the irreat-
est triumphs of the science of surgery
nt. and shows that money ex-
.w . MaVor ol bavanah tV a "tine, ro-
DUgl well-dressed slave.
..w-ii Mau. Mavnr di niin.nr
: gwim home from de meetin b de
l,0Tt, urate and honest, and thtt deb-
' bil,"Old Smit, said to dis nigger, dat
; hehsd a little of d- best o-be-joyful in
j nj8 shop, and dat would do dis i
' nigger good, and make him jest de
happified nigger in de whole1
j sf. So dis nigger tuke a suck, and;
LrU,r dat. was 'raasinc useless, was
ittLe tt9 de word can't Bib 'em;!
mna.a knows him but it won't come
quite 6paralysed dat's it and he
'know'd nothin at all dis mornin' dis
UJU It I U aa. w S wn i v wvaawaae aetw, ww www
hovsc. with hia hat dat massa gib him
old niifL'er was laid out in de watch-
moat effocl'ry discumfuizltd and dis
niarcer don't know nothin' about it
tfs de trutc massa. ns dis nig-
ger hopes to die
Cocld'xt Tell tux Dimantcx.
. , a ,
fa B. evaww-w- PS. BSB ar
I 1. U. Ita, I
..in tc in- i i i .-1 1 . r , v are rm neu
. - . . r . i i.
by the frost) are said to be the most
. . , a it
ii.. ...... . m r
' vv nit iiiw'
, ffUt known He
, k t'h ir;iinQloa oultide 0f the g.r
Rncommeoced upon it by 5
THneroll. mouihful of the fruit.
which appeared tobe in a stab to
frissle his lips and tongue most pro-
"How do you like it?" inquired the
owner of the garden, who had been
The saliva wasooiiug from the cor-!
ner of the fellow's mouth, and he was
able only to reply;
"How do I look, nabor? am I whis
lin' or singin'?" M
The best uun now uointr ia that
of a friend of the lamented Hood, who!
a n n
says of the departed punster:
"Poor Hood, he died out of pure
generosity to gratifv the undertaker,
h "h to ara a l.egly Hood,
i iONcholM lugworth, of Cm
cinnati, has paid into he treasury of
Hamilton county. $26,000, being his
1 tax for the present year.
"The Grey Mare is Um
Horse A Story with a Moral.
: from Coaaae's WlssfvmiJ
"The Grey Mare is lhe better horse
We know very well the line it in Pri
or's Kpilogae to Lucius; bat the sto
ry from which the phrase la derived is
something like this: A gentleman,
who bad seen the world, one day gar
his soa a span of horses, a eWiot,
snd a basket of eggs. "Do joa,"
said he to the boy. "travel upoa the
bigh road until you come to the first
house in which there) as a married
couple. If you find that the husband
is the master tbere. give him one of
the horses. If, on the contrary, the
wife is the ' ruler, give her est egg.
Return at once if yon part with a
horse, but do not come back so long
as you keep both horses and there is
an egg remaining."
Awav went the bor full of his nria-
won, and, just beyond tbe borders of
nis isiner s estate, to 1 a modest cot
tage. He alighted from the chariot
and knocked at tbe door. The good
wits opened it for him and earteeied.
"Is yocr husband at home' "No;"
but she would call him from (be bay
ü Id. In he eame, wiping his brows
The young man told litem his errand
"Why," said the wife, bridling and
rolling the corner of her apron, "I
alwaws do as John wants me so do; he
is my master ain't you, John?" . To
whieh John replied. "Yes." "Then,"
said the boy, "I am to give yau a
horse; which will you take?" "I
think." ssid John, "aa bow th bay
gelding seems to be the one as would
suit me the best." "If we have a
choice, husbsnd," aaiti tbe wife, 'I
think the gray marc will eait ue best
"No," replied John, the bay Cor me.
he is more square in front, aad his
legs are better. "Now," said the
wife, I don't think so; the gray Mare
is the better horse; and I shall never
be contented unless I get that one.
"Well" said John, if your mind is
sot on it, I'll give np, we'll take the
gray mart. "Thank you," aaid the
boy, allow me to give yoajaa egg
from this basket; it is a nice fresh ose,
and you can boil it hard or soft, as
your wife allow. The rest of tbe sto
ry you may imagine; the yoaag Man
came home with beta boraea, but not
an egg remained in his basket.'"
Por The Girls.
A Word ok Dress. It is not yonr
neat dress, your expensive shawl, or
golden ringed lingers that attracts the
alten lion of men of sense. They look
beyond these. It is your character
tbey study. If you are trifling and
loose in conversation no ma ter if
you are as beautiful as aa angel you
i have no atti action for them, hie the
though you may not be courted by tbe
fop. the good and truly great will love
anu reaay at commana on almost all
"1 was once opening a speech
from the stump," said a dtaiinguiehed
Western political orator to us recently.
"and was just beginning to warm with
av , t i . s a -
m7 subject, when a remarkably clear
and deliberate voice spoke out behind
'Guess be wouldn't talk quits ao hi
fa! a tin' if he knew that his trowaatr
was burt clean out behind."
"From that moment I couldn't get
on,' The people in froet basrwa to
lau 'h. and there was a loud roar in
my rear, and 1 dared not reverse my
my rear, snd I dared
position from fear of having a new au-
dience of my cooditiou. I made, or
rthtr invented an excttto for delay,
am down. Tbe malicious seoan
4" continued the orator, "4 wa
OQ-7 n uean trick, after ail. There
ws nothing under heaven tbe matter
with my nnmentionabk-s."
jaesTAn exchange say that a asn
n0 wott,i systematically aad wil.nl-
ly set about cheating a printer, would
commit a highway robbirry on a cry
ing baby and rob it of its ginger
bread, rob a poor-box ot its counter
i a S AT Iii M
; peonies, lick the bntter off a blind
nigger s isst miter, P"nV V'
' mother's specls for a drink of whisky.
RCorn ,roni Dl,na P'S- mm
clothes from a scare-crow, that ne may
make a respectable appearaaoe in
i w 1
KrenaT auas A nreittw
I. jl - .- a
brunette ot lourteen was passing along
i fkn I t-araai t at aa laM A SI Was ahlaWsaWaSi war keea atKes
aasv s v -v. vo am w ussjg ewe sVW w ysjao saw
was accosted by a strange man, rath
er worse for liquor, who inquired if
her mother was as black as she was.
"I believe not." wm the reply,
"bi t prsy tell me if your father is as
blue aa you are."
The man waa stunned.
"Tommy." s id toping fath
er, a little "tight, to his eon 'Tom
my, h'm my boy. mind your daddy;,
and ever walk in his hie footsteps."
That might do. perhaps," replied
; the juvenile, "If I wanted to go mto
V. . - w TTI It äv-
lhe corx-screw or v irsrarHssj isasm
mm . r SI
IMCM Ine pai-rnai guaraian rass
. wm . s i.
ed Ins.cane, butTossmy dotlgea is.
Hell 01 Easth The preachers of
the goapel are sometimes aexoeed of
dwelling too forcibly, wilh toe Mach
unction, upon the terrors of feiere
punishment; but when have they ev
er depicted a hell more appal I tag thee
that which surrounds the expiring
victim of efcftr-tm tremene ?
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