The Jasper weekly courier. [volume], January 24, 1908, Image 8

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A LITTLE NONSENSE
TliorotiRli. ttut Not lVdnwtlc.
Mln Smith's New Hat and What
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.VANSVIJLLE
INDIANA
HE LARGEST EXCLUSIVE
MEN AND UOYS OUTFITTERS
AT RETAIL IN THE. CENTRAL,
STATES. MEMBERS RETAIL
MERCH-VNTS ASSOCIATION
WE ARF CONDUCTING A
RED TAG SALE.
This is one of the greatest reduction sales
in the history of our store.
-5th OFF OA ALU
Our Men and Boys Suits, Trousers and in
ter Overcoats. Special lines of Men's Suits
at $5 and IS. 50, formerly sold at much higher
price. Also specialized sales in Men's hats,
caps, shoes, and furni rings. This is the
time for the tardy buyer and bargain seeker
to get in their work. Our rebate plan re
mains in force during the sale
It Pays ToTrade He re
COME OR LET US HEAR FROM YOU.
ESTA3LISÜED
lis -Sir i&.?tm
i rhfard at the Louvre
AiüiTlean Tourist (suspiciously) Say,
guido, haven't we seen this room be
fore ?
Guide Ob, no, monsieur.
Tourist Well, see here. We want to
see everything, but we don't want to
see anything twice! Punch.
Where the Shoe IMncbra.
SOUTHERN RY.,
TIME TABLE.
The following schedule publlstxl only as
information and not iruarunteed
W EST IiUl D a'HUKli
No. 2. passende ar.
3. limited
6, passenser
io, " -
EAST BOUND ITnUHG
"xs. 1, passenKor lv.
5,
rt 3 limited
Ilctween JASPEItanil EVANSvlLIX
SOUTH HOUXl).
No. 12, mixed lv.
4. mall A express
" 10, paenKr
.SOKTII HOUND.
Ä i.9, passenger ar.
3. mull aud express
11, mixed
V. E. Clnycouib, Apt., Jumper, lud
12 47 a. in.
12-30 p III.
S:CUp. tu.
S :tO p. ill,
i-Ja m
9:23 a. m
9 :2 ii. in
8:3$ p. in'
7:00 a. m.
10:00 a. ni.
7 .00 p. n;.
6:2 a. tn.
9 49 a. in
11 2h. in.
Jefferson Tp. Notice.
The unlergi ned trustee of Jefferson
township. Dubois county hereby give
notice that he .rill a'.temi to nil huein-t-e
pertinintr t the office of Trustee at hu
Drue sto'e in Birdseye IndiMna on
the Tuesdays of each week aud nqaest&
ill persone having township business tc
present it on office dave.
JOHN W.EXLOW, Trustee.
Jin. 5, 05 lyr.
"ÜDLLMER-'B
LiVKBT-AHD FEED STABLLi
JASPER. - INDIANA, j
Fine )ops. latest atyles, everything at i
leinrpJ" urices. Free stalls, plenty of.
water mr farmers while in town. i
Remember farmers it doeH not cost
von r rent to hitch and feed in my wagor j
vanl art ominc livery stable. i
FltED VOLLZIEH, Prop
RAITROAD EXCURSIONS.
Colonist! ratee to all points, at lea
than one fare for the round trip; ah
Homeseekera rates to the North, Soutd
and West at about one fare fortheronnh
trip, Tickets sold the first and third
Tuesday of each month.
There is now a rate to Bran ih points
otone fare for the round trip going eve
ning train of each Saturday good re
urning until first train Monday. Tick
be told tn Sunday at one
ef f ronrd trip.
Uadlsou Township Trufte
Notice.
Notice it eiven that hereafterTet hsro
tp of Mfl-uscn township will be at h
oflice each Saturday at his residence
one mile southwest ox In'laad, Ind,
for the purpose of attending tc
townehip business, And all persons hav
inn tusines8 with the township ar ex
oert-ad to confine it to thoee days.
ni i t: 1:1 u.. c
l tie? wjwueiiiji nuiaiv it: kcjin hi oaui
Keans' in Ireland, where all may
b ain the books.
Che Indiana School booke will tx
f ind at llenry Summer's store at ai
j.neB. Samuel A. (- lezen,
!an 5. 1QQ7-T Trnpt Madipon Tp
Harbison Trustee's Notice
Notice is hereby given hat thft under
signed Truatee of Uarbison township
fill AU'nd to townshi.' t usinesa on each
Monday of the year, at my oiSce, anr
dersons having township business tc
transact are required to present it to bin
on MondayE.
The towna'iip horary -will be kept a
nv home near Dubois.
Joajf L. IIabdeb, Trustee.
Jnn 5. '''5
FRANK L. BETZ
attorney at Mnv and
Pension Attorncv.
Will practice in Dubois and adjoinine
ounties. Prompt attention given to
collections. Notary Public in office.
SojrLife. Fire and Accident Insurance
Companies represented.
111 Mu 11 K
The Single One But even a married
man has a right to his own opinion.
The Married One-It Isn't a question
of right, my dear fellow. It's a ques
tion of courage. Philadelphia Press.
came of It.
A certain good na tared doctor
whose doorbell ran? lute one night,
supposing that the summons vaa
from one who needed las services,
, rose from bed, nut on his dressing
gown and went down to the door.
A young: man stood there holding
& huge package, from which buds
and leaves were protruding.
"Is Miss Smith in?" asked the
man.
"She has retired," answered th
doctor. Miss Smith was his cook.
'! am sorry, sir, to call so kU.
Something went wrong with the err
I was in. Ill leaxe this for her, tir,
if you will kindly give it to hr ia
the morning.'
"Certainly' said the doctor. He
took the bundle carefully, closed the
door and carried the flowers into the
kitchen. There he placed a dish
pan in the sink, drew a few inchef
of water in it, carefully pressed the
base of the package into the water
and went back to bed, thinking how
pleased the cook would be.
The next morning he went into
the kitchen early to find the cook
holding a dripping bundle. Her
manner was belligerent, and her
tone was in keeping with it
"If I had the pussons wot did
this," said she, "I'd empty the ket
tle on them! I'd let them see if
they could put my new hat in a
dishpan, I would !"
The doctor left the kitchen some
what hurriedly, and not untQ he
was safe in his study did he give
vent to the laughter which was con
suming him. Philadelphia Ledger.
in
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Servant Yus, Colonel Footle, I
faught this 'ere boy picking nuts In
four woods, and he said he was pick
ing 'em for the coloneL
Boy Well, what did yer think I waa
picking them for the shell?
A Discovery.
! New Line to French Lieh 8 1 Mm I
t
r
Commencing Sunday, Dec. 1, 1907,
THE SDUTHERN RYV
Will inaugurate train service over the French Lick
West Baden Extension which has just been complet
ed. For the present, only a mixed train will be run,
leaving Huntingburg daily at 11:00 a.m., arriving
Jasper, 11:45 a. m. ; Dubois 12:11 p. m.; French Lick
12:35 p. m.; West Baden 1 p. m. Returning, leave
West Baden, 2:30 p. m. French Lick 2:35 p. m.; Du
bois 3:40 p. rr.: Jasper 4 p. m.; Huntingburg
4:35 P. M.
Commencing January 5th, regular passenger train
service wili be put on making two or three round-
trips daily between Huntingburg and West Baden,
X connecting with all Main Line trains at Huntingburg.
! J. C. BEAM, Jr.,
t Assistant General Passenger Agent.
t
:-
"There Is one thing I never realised
until I began to cast my bread upon
the water."
-And that Isr
"How many people are out for the
dough." Philadelphia Press.
Mother Johnny, weren't you RsJiaa-
ed to strike your little friead? I
wouldn't treat a dog that way.
Johnny Neither would I; butbeala't
a dop. Philadelphia Press.
Before the Weddlas Trip.
Oh, Aren't Mm liratrat
THE SAFEST AND QUICKEST WAY TO
TRANSFER MONEY
IS BY
Xnong Distance Telephone.
For Kates Apply To IiOcul Manager of
in
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jNcoaro RATED
"Dkl jou tell Jack what a perfect
dream of a ball dress It was?"
"Yes. And he said he hoped he'd
wake up before the bill came la."
New Xork World.
Going Illm One Btllfr.
W, ill
The Groom I do hope they'll throw
lots of rice I'm awfully bnngryi
Brooklyn Life
boorched Woolent.
Treat a Bcorch precisely as to a
K-ould any other stain. Sponge the
itain with a mixture of equal parts
of alcohol, ether and naphtha or
benzine, changing the sponge sever
al times. It is possible to remove it
by washing with good snds made of
lukewarm water and white soap
Wipe dry.
Emersjeney Stevs Polith.
Soft coal soot makes an excellent
stove polish. Put a quart of soot in
some old vessel. Put a teaspoonfu!
of molasses in a capful of vinegar.
Pour this mixture on the soot and
tir until it is a paste. It-can be pm
an nicelv when the stove is varm o
;ol(L
Chatty Old Gentleman (as they pass
the n3iumi-We set an excellent view
)f the asylum from the railway.
Escaped Lunatic Ah, but yo ougfet
jo see the raiVay from the utylwsl
Uutck.
The Famoui Hfs'n3 Garden.
Every one, young and old, has
heard of the hanging gardens of
Babylon, but few persons perhaps
know how they were constructed.
They were about four acrei in ex
tent and were built on a base sap
ported by pillars. Thej rose in ter
races to a height of 300 feel, and
it is said that they looked from, a
distance like a great pyramid cover
ed with trees. Strange to say, they
owed their existence to the whim of
a woman, Queen Amytis, who grew
so tired of the plains of Babylon
and pined so mach for the hüls of
her native Media that her husband,
King .Nebuchadnezzar, had the gar
dens built to please her.
Singer of the Future.
i The prediction is made by one
giving much thought to music that
I the majority of the American sing
ers of the future will hail from the
couth. This belief is founded oa
the fact that the people of southern
dimes; have the soft voices and tem
perament requisite to the success of
a singer. The prediction is of es
pecial interest, as it comes from a
I xoman of 2s ew England origin ui
' training. Circle lufusna,
xe lvimi loa lixve Axkyjs Boeckt, ml vkk& fc
r " - . . . . 5Ä
AH CouBtcrfelts, Jait&xlosts as4M Sx-mso
Experiments tfeat trifle witk umii fitnrcrtlt EfuW
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