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PUB ADVEKIISEK PUB. CO., Publlehere LEXINGTON. : : MISSISSIPPI. A SINGULAR. TRESPASSER. By LEVI T. YERRISH P IE Snohomish region was a very wild tract of country ten years ago, Whera bears were numerous, as well as waive* and wildcat*. The seweltel—a borrowing rodent about the size of a muskrat—made havoc with our first crops, and eagles often carried oft our lambs. My brother. Hudson Gerrish, had emi grated to Washington, then a territory, la the latter part of the year 1879. In the spring of 1881 he wrote home to me in New Jersey, asking me to join him in dearing up a farm. I was only 16 then, not a very strong hoy, and the Journey alone by way of tip Union Pacific railway to San Fran cteco and thence by steamer to Portland. Ore., wa* a great undertaking. But I reached Portland without accident, and there my brother met me. We made the trip northward into the Snohomish country with a horse. Hudson was confident that his farm would be the site of a thriving town at no distant day. He had already made a clearing of five or six acres, and built a log house. As the spring advanced we set at work to clear more land and plant potatoes. But I had been engaged in this new. rough work for only a week when I slipped, fell between two logs, and broke my right leg,a little above the knee. To procure a doctor who coqjd set the broken bone proved a difficult matter. Nearly three days passed before one could be induced to come to me from Centerjdile, After much Buffering on my part, the disabled limhjWas extended in a kind of trough, excavated from a small pine log, and so placed that I was compelled to lie flat on my back upon our one hard little bunk on the floor in a corner of the log hopse. In that unrelieved position I passed nearly five weeks. I was quite helpless, and had to accept such care as Hudson eould give me at in tervals of his work out-of-doors. There .ii 4 b% ixi s m m HH APPROACHED THE PEN, BUT SAW NO ANIMAL ABOUT IT, is little need to say that the time dragged heavily for me. Ah, how I longed to sit up, to turn over, or in some way change that uncomfortable position! But the doctor had strictly enjoined that I must not move my leg—unless 1 wished to be a cripple for life. During the second week of forced imprisonment Hudson obliged to leave me one entire day and night, while he went to Port Madison for a load of seed-potatoes. For almost 36 hours 1 was alone iu the little dark log house. My brother made the door fast on leaving, and set a bumper of water where I could reach it. The water and gome dry biscuits were all 1 had in the way of provisions. Several times during the night 1 heard the cries of panthers. Besides the potatoes, Hudson brought home a pig, a sheep and a basket con taining three barn fowls. He brought them into the house, one after another, for me to see. and my Interest ip them rose to a very hopeful height. It seemed a great hardship to me that I could not assist him to make the little shed or pen in which they were to be kept near the house. On the following day an Indian hunt er shot an elk in the woods near our clearing, and gave Hudson both fore quarters of the meat. We had some of it fried for our supper that night. It seemed to me that I had never tasted anything one-half so good in my life. I suppose that I must have been badly starved. Hudson hung the two quarters up in doors on high pegs, to save .them from the panthers: and it was a great satis faction as 1 lay In the bunk to look at them in the firelight of evening, and think that in the morning I should have more of the meat. From lying in bed so much I did not sleep at night as soundly as my brother, my en was HIS POSSESSIONS. He bought himself a palace and he bought himself a pucht; When he saw a thing he wanted, he Just bought on the spot; He bought himself a beauty—she was fair est of the fair— And bestowed his name upon her, bought' her Jewels rich and rare; He bought a string of racersatid he bought a pedigree; He bought himself an entrance Into high society. He bought the loyal services of men of wit and force; When h« wearied of his pretty wlfehe pur chased a divorce; ■ He bought ai] kinds of pleasure It is pos sible io buy; He purchased art In carloads and he piled his treasures high; When he saw a thing he wanted whether bric-a-brac or fame, He never hesitated, but stepped, up and bought the same. a Ht bought whatever promised'to afford him any fun; H* bought a and was sent to Wa*hlngt But he couldn't buy a moment he had wasted In the pa*t, And when age pressed down upon him. bringing soberness, at loftt, H# <fi*cerii*d (hat he'd been guilty of a *orrowfuj ngglect In his failure, ere the chance waagone, to purchtie *#1f-re*f>eet. —S. E. ,Kl*er, In Chicago Record-Herald. * ®n, Ireland has now a bank holiday all to It** If—namely. Bt Patrick'a day. who was at work planting potatoes all day. That particular night 1 Woke sev eral times, and after awhile I heard the little pig squeal and one of the fowls cackle. Feeling much concerned lest some animal had broken into the pen, I waked Hudson. He rose in haste, and taking his gun opened the door and went out. The door had wooden hinges which were apt to creak, and he did not close it after him. It was & warm,.dark night near the last of May. Stealing out on tiptoe, he approached the pen, but saw no animal about It. The pig and fowls were now quiet. As he stood listening, he heard a sound a little distance otf in the clear ing. as if some creature were digging in the earth. At once he surmised that bears or hedgehogs or badgers were scratching up his newly-planted seed potatoes—a thing whieh had occurred on several previous nights. He there fore crept forward, and quietly got be hind a rick of partly burned logs, at a distance from the house, and lay In wait there for some time, trying fo catch a glimpse of the creature, for he heard it several times moving about not far off. Meanwhile I was having an adventura all by myself in the house. For atohile after Hudson went out I lay aqd listened. Hearing nothing, I m asjeep again, but probably only for a few moments, for Immediately 1 heard what I supposed to be Hudson coming back into the house. I heard him stepping about and the floor creaking under his weight. It was too dark to see anything, but I was on the point of speaking and asking him what he had discovered at the pen, when, with.what seemed an odd shuffling sort of step, he walked along to the bunk, and trod heavily on my left foot under the blanket. The touch of his foot gave hie a strange sensation, and I felt In stantly, rather than knew, that it was not Hudson! Whoever or whatever it was, it ap peared to stand still in the dark for some moments, then took another step on the bedding of the hunk. I lay breathless, terrified and not dar ing to stir. Was it an Indian who had attacked and perhaps killed Hudson out side. and had now come in to murder me? My heart thumped hard, but I did not stir, and a whole awful minute seemed 'to pass. Suddenly I felt on my face a curious puff of air, a warm breath that had a singular, fresh, wild kind of smell. It came again after a moment, hotter this time, as if nearer. I could scarcely keep myself from crying out in terror. Again and again It breathed In my I was so face, close to my mouth, frightened that I turned cold all over. It came into my mind now that it was some large animal sniffing at me—a grizzly bear or a panther that had killed Hudson, and then come into the house in quest of our meat. I dared not mo.ve. 1 expected every in stant that the beast would seize me by the throat.. It continued sniffing at me; then suddenly I felt its rough tongue touch my face. I scarcely know what prevented me from screaming outright and attempt ing to spring up; but it was probably fortunate for me that I did not. The ani mal may have thought me dead or asleep. If I had stirred it would prob ably have seized me or cuffed me with its paw. it is said that wild beasts will rarely lay hold of a sleeping person or a dead body. After sniffing at me thus familiarly, the creature moved a little to one side, and I heard its tongue scrape on a kettle which had held porridge, and was set on a low shelf a few feet from the bunk. It had stepped off the bed-blanket, and again I heard the boards of the floor creak under its weight. It walked slowly down to the other end of the room, clattering over the frying-pan, bucket .and several tin dishes near the fireplace. A moment or two afterward 1 heard a low. deep growl and a rustling noise, as If the beast had raised Itself and was scratching against the logs of the house wall. Plainly it had found the meat which hung there. I heard its jaws close, grappling one of the quarters, then the creaking of the floor again as it walked out. I listened awhile, then shouted to my brother. "Hudson! Hudson!" I called out, then listened again. I was afraid that he had been killed. There was no response. I shouted again, and imme diately heard footsteps running to the house. He had heard my first outcry, but instead of replying, had started to A moment after he rushed In, ex run. claiming: "What's the matter with you, Leve?" "There's been a grizzly or a panther in the house here!" I cried. "You dreamed it," said he, laughing. "No, I didn't dream it, either!" I ex claimed. "Just you light up and look at our meat!" Hudson sU'uck a match and field it near where*the quarters had hung. "Great Caesar!" said he. "One of them is gone, sure!" He seized his gun and ran out. Quite ten minutes passed before he came back. He had been unable to trace the animal; and In point of fact, we never knew exactly what sort of beast it was. It is likely, however, that it was a grizzly bear.—Youth's Companion. DOLLS BY THE THOUSAND. Bewildering Array of Them Displayed a« Samples In Toy Store No Two Alike. The adjective bewildering might properly be used to describe the of dolls displayed as samples In importing house. Great assortments of dolls are to be found in more than one large retail store, but here is an entire floor of a building given up wholly to dolls. There is to be seen nothing but dolls. From one end to the other of this long floor run lines of counters, each with a rack over It. And ranged along as close together as they can be placed on the counters and racks are dolls. There are thousands of dolls and no two are alike, for these do not consti tute the concern's stock of dolls, but itg doll samples. There are jointed dolls four feet long, and jointed dolls half an Inch In length. Twins In No Danger. As regards the possible partition of Slam by the powers, it Is consoling to re member, says the Chicago Tribune, that the Siamese twins are beyond the reach of any danger. BaJ tempers have destroyed as many homes as drink. array t0 J SENATOR SMOOT IS SAFE. Republicans Will Stand by Mormon Church Until After the Fail Electiin - A seemingly well informed corre spondent at Salt Lake City is authori ty for the statement that if Senator Smoot should be unseated Utah will give her electoral vote to the demo cratic candidate for president, and will send two democrats to the United States senate. No one who Is familiar with the af fairs of church and state in Utah, says the Chicago Chronicle, will question tjje power of the chur.-h to make the correspondent's prediction a reality, but there is little, if any, prospect that the senator will be disturbed, at least before the national election. While there is abundant evidence that Utah mormons who lived in po lygamy previous to the enactment of a state law forbidding It continue to sustain polygamous relations, there has been no evidence that Senator Smoot has more than one wile, or that he has ever advocated polygamy since the enactment of state legislation against it. For the existing polygamous prac tices In Utah the political party to which a majority of the investigating committee belong is largely, If not wholly, responsible. Had Utah been compelled to remain a territory federal legislation faithfully referred could have eradicated this evil, but, to gain a party advantage by increasing republi can representation in congress, it was admitted as a state, and thus the con trol of polygamy was given into the hands of the polygamists of the mor mon church, who controls the politics of the state. It is a late day now to shirk respon sibility for the folly of making Utah a state and to indulge in the practice of manufacturing party sentiment by per secuting a monogamous mormon. The Smoot investigation, which is not an investigation of Smoot, may drag along several weary months, but there will' be no Smoot verdict to in cite vengeance in Utah until the elec toral vote of the polygamous state has been again recorded for the presiden tial nominee of the party in power. FACTS IN A NUTSHELL. -Senator Dietrich may confidently inform Senator Burton that the true measure of statesmanship is in haying a masterly command of technicalities.— Pittsburg Dispatch (Rep.) -It is promised that the postal in- vestigation will be revived "after the presidential election." This will give the president of the senate and the speaker of the house time to select the committees on self-exoneration.—Wash- ington Post (Ind.). -Judge Parker is a strong candi- date. He occupies the highest place in the judicial system of bis state, a place of great dignity and honor. He is per- sonally a man of superior professional emulition and of upright life. He is a candidate without any taint of the dema- gogue. Such a candidate cannot be whis- tled down the wind.—Portland Oregon- ian (ind.), -No class of our people is so de- pendent upon the foreign market as the farmer, none suffer more keenly from any restriction upon American trade by foreign countries. But the American farmer has never received much consid- eration from the republican party in All of the energies of that congress. party in the national legislature have been directed toward maintaining the home market for the American manu- facturer without foreign competition.— Galveston News. -Mr. Grosvenor, speaking in the house the other day, said that "we do not want to reform the tariff; we do not want to revise the tariff, and if we do we are poing straight ahead when we get ready and we will do these things if we see fit to do so." Mr. Grosvenor merely gives voice to the spirit of the present admin istration. the Roosevelt idea and method. ''Wg? will do just as we please." That is the notice that is served upon the country.— Indianapolis Sentinel. He is only a spokesman for Republicans' False Promises. It is announced that there is little hope for the statehood bill to pass congress. Indeed, there has never been any hope at all for It In our Judgment. Several ob stacles have beep placed in the way of it. The fact that the republican party In its national platform in 1900 declared that "we favor home rule for and the early admission to statehood of the ter ritories of New Mexico, Arizona and Oklahoma," was virtually conclusive evidence that it favored nothing of the kind. Senator Quay has been trying for two years to get the republican party to keep its plelges, but it has been to no pur pose. Nothing else really was to have been expected. The republican party never had any idea of keeping its prom ise with regard to statehood, and that plank in Its platform was planed there purely for buipcombe.—Memphis Com mercial-Apepal. Something New In Politics. The probability that Mr. Roosevelt will be the choice of the republican convention in the fast-approaching summer seems to weigh heavily upon the public mind. It Is doubtful whether In the whole record of American poli tics there can be found a parallel In stance of public uneasiness over a prob able nomination. There have been cases of grave democratic concern over a republican nomination and vice versa, but the uneasiness which attends Mr. Roosevelt's almost certain chance Is not confined to party. It ts public uneasi ness. It is no less manifest In repub lican circles than In democratic.—St. Louis Republic. Genteel Employment. This advertisement was unblushlng ly Inserted In a London newspaper a few weeks ago: A lady moving In good society is required at once to wear and to make fashionable very beautiful, dainty articles.of Jewelry; liberal re muneration. Strict secrecy." Often a deltcfite suggestion will be made at fashionable shops 'that In return for a tactful recommendation the firm would be only too delighted to supply dresses, hats or Bhoee, as the case may be, gratis, even paying a com mission upon new orders obtained. The system of female touting is done in London to an almost Incredible ex tent, women acting as secret agents for wine merchants, soap manufac turers, and even as touts for money lender*. FEW FACTS FOR FARMERS. shMp Bnd Heng >nd Woo , and Eggs , nd Thelr Relatlon t0 T . ri ff Legislation. The Insignificance of our aheep and wool Industry is seen whep compared with our poultry and egg itylnatry. While the total value of our woo! pfod uct last year was only $583*15,373, that of our egg product was $145.Q0n,OOO in 1899 and probably $200,000,000 last year. The value of the 91,000,000 dozens of eggs laid in Ohio in 1899 was over $10, 000,000, while the value of the 12,320,000 pounds of wool produced there was only $3,134,208, and yet Ohio is by far the largest wool-growing state east of the Rocky mountains. If Ohio sheep could be made to produce as much value a? do Ohio hens the protectionists there, from Grosvenor down, might he excused for doing more cackling than do all th* hens in that state. Even the value of poultry killed for food Is $130,000,000 a year, or 2Va times the value of"our wool products. In view of these facts, why is there so much fuss and feathers about protection to our sheep and wool industry and so little said about the industrious hen and her valuable egg product, on the part of our tariff worshipers? Could not our farmers be made to believe that their far more valuable egg and poultry industry is entirely dependent upon the duties upon the eggs and chickens? Is it*not certain that this Industry would be ruined and that our domestic hens would immediately retire from business if the'tariff duties were taken off and the pauper liens of Europe and their cheap-labor products were put on the free list? Are not our protection ist friends overlooking a good thing when they neglect to fill the Congres sional Record with speeches and statis tics showing the great benefit of pro tection to this great and growing indus try? Would it not, in fact, be better for their cause if they would lose the de* dining sheep and wool industry and let it go to the dogs, where it appears to be going in spite of extremely high duties? A SENSIBLE LABOR PLANK. Pennsylvania Democrats Give Utter ance to Sentiments That Are Wise and Patriotic. Among the many admirable planks in the platform of the Pennsylvania democrats there is none that appeals more strongly to conservatism and a sense of justice than the one defining the party's' attitude on labor unions, whieh follows: Labor nions organized for the better ment of the condition of Ing within the limits o: versive of public order o ly lawful but commendable, and should be met, recognized accordingly. This accords not only with the tra ditional friendliness age earners, aot f 1 j ' and not sub individual rights. are not nd dealt f the democratic party' toward men who labor—for the strength of the parly h and must be among those engaged in honest toil—but it expresses the senti ment which should prevail among all classes of people in dealing with the so-called labor problem, the right of worki^men to organize as an inalienable Individual one which they should be encouraged to exercise for the betterment of their condition. That right is indorsed both in its legal and moral aspects. The only demand it makes upon working men is that the right shall be exercised within the limits of the law, the main tenance of public order and equal con sideration for the individual rights of others. ever been It recognizes right, and The Pennsylvania declaration, says the New York Post, deals with the la bor question frankly, honestly and in telligently, and without demagogy. It could not have contained less and it would have been a waste of words to have said more. It should be incor porated in the St. Louis platform. FAITH THAT MUST BE KEPT. The republican party of Massachu setts, having placed itself entirely in the hands of Senator Lodge and one or two others whom he can trust, lias been com pelled to take the hack track, so far as reciprocity is concerned. Reciprocity is alt very well to figure as pledge In a party platform, but It becomes quite an other matter when the republicans them selves—those who are not in the secrets of the party management—undertake to promote It. For while the republican leaders can afford to make solemn prom ises, so long as those promises are con fined to the party platforms, faith must he kept with the powerful interests that have heretofore furnished the campaign corruption funds for the republicans and who are expected to do the handsomi thing In this campaign —Atlanta Con stitution. Can Animals Count? That a dumb animal cannot have the arithmetical faculty, as we understand It, is the conclusion of tPrucsto Mancinl a recent student of an final psychology. The animal Is lacking In the power o! drawing a general, as opposed to a par ticuiar, conclusion; it also lacks articulatt speech; hence it is wanting in the explic it exercise of intelllgencd—that is, In at' that contributes to the formation of the idea of number and Its development. Up to a certain limit, Indeed, an animal maj have a notion of numbers—not of ab stract numbers, but of groups of ob jects or of simultaneous and consecutive Images of them. Here there is a cer tain likeness between a dumb animal and a child, ora savage, with the differ ence that the two last may progress further, while the animal cannot do so. A dog, then, according to Mancinl, may kftow the difference between two cats and four cats, while the notions of the numbers "two" and "four" are beyond him.—Success. Doctor* Disagreeing. The 1904 address of the Protective Tariff league declares as follows: "That reciprocity In competitive product* Is unsound in principle, pernicious In prac tice and condemned by experience. It is contrary alike to the national policy of pro tection, to the fair treatment of domestic producers and to friendly relations with foreign countries." The last republican national plat form said that "reciprocity and protec tion are twin measurers of republican policy and go hand-in-hand." There seems to be a misunderstanding here— a case of doctor* disagreeing. The adoption of a democratic policy will make such things Impossible.--In dianapolis Sentinel. WHITE COAL IN MEXICO. Another Name for the Enormous Amount of Hydraulic Power That Is Going to Waste. Modern Mexico has often had occasion to call attention to the fact that, though fuel Is very scarce in Mexico, still the country is supplied with an abundance of power for the movement of prime motors. We refer, of course, to water power, says Modern Mexico. The con struction of electric plants for the pur pose of furnishing light and power has hardly begun In proportion to the de mand and tha water power available. Mexico, which undoubtedly stands in much greater need of electric powej - than either France of Switzerland, on account of the higher price of fuel, is supplied with an almost unlimited amount of hydraulic force. In the central mesa of the republic, which a\erases 6,000 feet above sea level, rise a great number of rivers and streams, the Balsas, Lerma, Tamesi and Panuco being but a few of the more important. While no accurate estimate has been made of the available water power, It is probable that at least 15,000,000 horsepower are running to waste at the height of the season. Less than one-half of 1 per cent, of this amount, or, say, 75,000, is being utilized for motive power, Including that used directly by flour mills, cotton mills lo cated directly at the fall*, and absorbed by electric plants for transmission to distant points. In the City of Mexico, under present conditions, is probably costs at least $190 a year, Mexican money, per horse powerto produce power from steam, and even in the most favored districts, where fuel Is cheap, It will reach $125. The coal barons of the United States are, perhaps, her most solid aristocracy, and those who get control of "La Huilie Blanche" (the white coal) of this coun try will hold In the near future a much more important position. The power is here, on top of the ground. It does not have to be mined or transported. It will carry itself with but a wire to go on, and Mexico is a country that otters many conditions favorable to gigantic indus trial enterprises. IRELAND WANTS ITS PEOPLE Fearing Depopulation, Leaders Plan an Anti-Emigration Congress to Prevent It. So alarmed have the people of Ire land become at the depopulation in the country by emigration to the United States that plans are being made for the holding of an antiemigration con gress at St. Louis, according to a report from Consul Waterman, at Dublin. Irish leaders argue that those leaving Ireland are the bone and sinew of the country and their emigration means a lower marriage rate and a much lower birth rate, says a Washington report. On the basis that it costs $200 in Ire land for raising a person, one-fifth of what it requires in the United States, emigration has cost Ireland since 1851 $80,000,000. The total number of emi grants, natives of Ireland, who have left Ireland since 1851 to the end of 1902 is 3,921,220, of whom 2,040,236 were males and 1,880,986 (emales. The larger pro portion of emigrants came from the southern and western portions of the country. The total number of emigrants for 1902 was 40.190, of whom the United States received 83.8 per cent., against ap aver age of 84 per cent., for the four preced ing years. Great Britain received 11.7 per cent.; Canada, 1.8 per cent.; Aus tralia, 1.3 per cent.; New Zealand, 0.2 per cent., and other countries 1.2 per cent. Probably 85 per cent, of all the emigrants from Ireland during the last 100 years have come to the United States. The Antiemigration society will ap peal to the Irish people of the United States to do all in their power to pre vent further emigration from Ireland. Its plan of campaign is to show that, while some of the emigrants bettered their condition, many almost invariably reach a lower state of misery than is pos sible in Ireland, where the worst they have to face Is poverty, but poverty without the moral degradation common In large cities. Preserving Bodies After Death. Recently the papers of Philadelphia contained an account of a body so well ..embalmed that It had lain exposed to the air in an undertaker's room near the city for over nine years. Of course, this body will in time wither or dry up like those of the ancient Egyptian mum mies. An inventor has now seemingly gone a step further and devised a pro cess by which a body, preserved from all contact with the air, should withstand decay Inmost Indefinitely without any change taking place visible to the eye. This consists in coating the body first with sodium silicate or water glass. After the water has been evaporated a shell-llke casing completely covers the surface. Then an outer casing of molten glass is applied, and the body has the appearance of having been frozen in a cake of Ice. How long bodies can be preserved in this manner, of course, re mains tc be determined, but the process seems a very plausible one from the practical viewpoint. Building a Home. The building of a home calls for good business mind and business pur pose. The partnership must be In good faith; there must be an absorb ing sentiment that will continually feel its Interest, a courage that will not quail before the efforts that must be made to sustain it, a cheerfulness that does not falter before the monotonous round of duties that must be kept up year after year to establish It; a har mony that seeks the united interest and courtesy that ever obeys the Golden Rule. We betteve there Is too much complaint entered against the exacting duties of home building.—National Magazine. Russian Police Training. There Is a policeman's college In St. Petersburg to train applicants for the force. In a museum connected with the schools the pupils make themselves familiar with the tools of criminals— jimmies, drills, chisels and contriv ances for robbing collection boxes. The Russian passport system is studied In detail. The duties of the dvorniks, a sort of assistant police, are taught. They keep watch on the residences, re port on the habits of the tenants and their visitors, examine the papers of newcomers, and direct them to report themselves at the police station. THE CARNEGIE DIALECT. When He Resorts to the "Brogue" Andrew Can Get the Beet of Them Balled Up. Though Andrew Carnegie's English is singularly elegant and pure, lie has at his eoniruaiid a wend Scotch dialect, aais the Minneapolis Tribune. Mr. Came w ords mid i< tiie oddities ami freaks Ttf his gk* is a student of Scotch lioms. He likes to point out native tongue. Recently. at a dinner party in New York, he haul to a young woman: 4, So you think you can undcratand Scots, eh? (Veil, then, what do we mean in Scotland when we nay a |»erHon is just fishy" "I don't know. What do we mean?" the young woman a*ked. "We mean he in a bit of a weed haruin •oarum," said Mr. Carnegie. "A weed karum Hcarum? W hat is that?" "It is the name an wowf." "But what is w'owf?" "W< in nook or ml. That is to say. a bit by the east. Havers, lassie, hu'e ye no Scots at all?" Then Mr. Carnegie laughed and ex ceed harum-scarum, and plained that wish, and wowf, and nook, and nal, and by the east all Hignitied one thing, "crazy." Prayer Answered. A preacher who went to a Kentucky parish where the parishioners bred horses was asked to invite the prayers of the con gregation for Lucy Grey. He did ko. They prayed three Sundays for Lucy Grey, the fourth he wa* t< tld he need not i »ny more. "Why;" said the preacher, "i. she dead?" "No," answered the man, "she. won the Derby."—Washington Post. (m Half Time in Bed. Mount Hor, Ky., May 9.—Tiie records of medicine in tins state do not contain a more interesting and instructive case than that of Mrs. Lillie Jacobs, of Mount Hor. Mrs. Jacobs tells the particulars of her case as follows: "For six yean I had to keep to mv bed half tiie time. 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