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E. D. AKE, Editor. Volume XIX, NUMBEK 5 IUOMON. MO.. THURSDA Y. A UO. 13, 1885. And now Dexter wants the Branch Pen. The probability is that she will continue to want it, along with the Cape and Fredericktown. The Piedmont Leader suggests the formation of a Building and Loan As sociation for Piedmont, Ironton and Poplar Bluff. II is a good notion, and we promise an undivided support to the project. Wall1 8 Argus, Cape Girardeau, is busted, and the editor has flown to the territory beyond the Mississippi. Some bills contracted by him are unliquidat eu, but he say he will pay up as soon as he can raise the funds. The watermelon business is not prof itable this year, according to the Ben ton Express. "Several loads of fine melons have been sold recently (at Cape Girardeau) at four to five cents This will scarcely pay for the hauling." The Farmington jail gives shelter to thirteen prisoners eleven men and two women. When time hangs heavy on their hands, they get up a Sullivau soiree for entertainment and refresh ment. The jailor as master of ceremo nies, calls a halt when the fun grows too fast and furious. Potosi Independent: "We under stand a company of German capitalists is negotiating for the purchase of the Irondale property formerly owned by Edwin Harrison & Co. We learn it is the intention of the company to engage in dairying and stock raising for which the property is admirably adapted." Two twelve-vear old boys at Dexter have been apprehended for burglariz ing and stealing. They succeeded in obtaining S15 from the two stores that o - serve the people of that section with physic. Both boys were, after prelim inary examination, held for the action of the next grand jury of Stoddard county. It is not Mugwump or anti-Mug wump; civil service or spoils; European war or cholera no, none of these ques tions interest our Jefferson county neighbors. The question, first, last and all the time, with them, is the re moval of the county seat. And, from nresent indications, they will fight it out on that line for several summers This Branch Pen. business, whatev er it may have done for the other com missioners, has not harmed a h:ir on the head of our own Seibert. He has again proven himself, as his friends in the Southeast always knew him. straightforward, manly and honest. Would that all locating commissioners the world becran had been like him! Turning Them Ont. On of the business centres of the country just now is a small room at the southeast corner of the Post Office Department building.in the city of "the father of his country." Here at a desk piled high with neatly filed documents aitsf'nl. Stevenson, the successor of Mr. Malcolm Hay as First Assistant Postmaster-General It U one of the nrinninal functions of this officer to appoint the bulk of the 55,000 Post masters of the country. A few hold their commissions from the President direct, but nine-tenths at least of all the Postmasters are designated by the First Assistant Postmaster-General, hence that officer holds great patron age at his disposal. For several months, however, after the Cleveland Administration came into power the course of the depart ment gave rise to doubts if this patron- acre would be used in the interest of the Democratic party. Mr. Hay was an Invalid and much of the time was ab sent from the office. The trouble, however, was deeper than that. It was said that the Administration op posed the policy of wholesale changes, and that it was necessary to show that the Republican incumbents of office had made an indecent use of their posi tion, or were for some business reason unfit, before a change could be made. It was under these circumstances that the phrase offensive partisan became familiar and passed into a proverb. Bat if such a policy dictated at one time the coarse of the Administration, It is not too much to say that it has now been practically abandoned. Stat ed broadly, it can be said that the 55, 000 Postmasters of the country are to be chosen from among Democrats, be cause they are Democrats, and ' the present Republican incumbents are to be removed because they are Bepubli cans: and the changes are to be made in deference to what is known as polit ical influence. That such a policy un- appeared very clearly from the work of Col. Stevenson for the past few days Beginning with a few score of ap pointments, he speedily increased the daily grist into the hundreds. Satur day's list rose to 188; Monday's to 240, and Tuesday's to equal figures. Here was a practical proof that carried dis may to those who expected that Presi dent Cleveland would see to it that Bepublican officeholders, even outside the operation of the civil service rules, were removed only for business reasons. These Mugwumps explained the daily volley of removals on the ground that the President was hurrying up all nec essary appointments before losing him self in the woods. Another explana tion was that the appointments were largely to fill vacancies, in which cas es it was to be expected that Demo crats would be selected. But neither of these explanations was satisfactory. Col. Stevenson is not going fishing, and an inspection of the lists shows that the appointments are mainly in place of men removed. "My aim," said Col. Stevenson Tues day, "is to fill the fourth-class Post Offices with Democrats of high person al character and business capacity, who are vouched for by the local lead ers of the party. These gentlemen are responsible and respectable persons, and their representations govern my choice. In filling the offices I make it understood that the men appointed must accept tlu-ir duties as a public trust, and that they must not turn the office into a political headquarters or a loafing centre, but conduct the busi ness of the Government in an honest, civil, and efficient manner." Back Again! Having spent the 27th and 2Sth of July very pleasantly among the families of Messrs Nelson Hawk and John McMahon, and hav ing spent au afternoon and night with Mr James Strickland, and another day and night with the Henderson hovs, on the 30th the return inarch began. But before leaving the neighborhood glance must be given to its sanitary condi tion. ' Diarrhoea and chills were beginning to be felt. In the evening their lines of fog could be seen stealing out like flanking parties along the creeks,cnarged with that indefina ble something called Malarion. Oyer on the est Fork of Black a man named Johnson died of cholera a week or so ago. Theie is p.rcat reason to fear chills on th heads of the Middle Fork and enteric fever lower down. On Clayton's creek lately there was " fuss generally." A party speculated i pork. His wife blowed on him and got threshed for her pains. Her friends advised an action for surety of the peace. She was told she would have to swear that she was afraid of him. But she ripped out that she would be blankety blanked if she was afraid of any blankety blanked man that ever lived Your correspondent has known the lady for years, and can certify that she fears nothing that lives, moves or has a being. The mo tion for an action of surety of the peace was not a success but the speculator will in the near future wrestle with the pork problem before Squire Terry. On the return trip a pleasant call was made on Xelson Adams, Jr., who, along with his wife had joined the shakers. After this came a call on Elder John It. Adams and his yery interesting family. Having heard that Miss Ellen was going on a visit to Wright county soon, your correspondent took the privilege of an old friend to tender his verv kindest wishes for her health, happiness and safe return. In the meantime, several young gentlemen will have to comfort themselves as they may. Thursday night, Friday, and Friday night were spent with Mr. Oesch, near Edge Hill. A man who saw that farm fifteen years ago would not know it now. On Saturday a call was made at Esq. Luthy's to read the Rkgistek. Saturday night was spent with Mr. J. A. Griffith at Bachelor's Hall. On Sabbath morning, having learned that the funeral sermon of Mrs. Caroline Trollinger and of her son, Mr. A. D. Troll- inger, was to be preached, your correspond ent went to the Bell schoolhouse. Here he met a host of old friends. A well-dressed and well-behaved congregation of about fifty listened attentively to an appropriate, straightforward, and very sensible sermon by Elder Zenas Adams. Sermon was also appointed for 3 o'clock, and between the sermons an excellent lunch was set out, enough for all. Your correspondent did not wait for lunch or the second sermon. That commuuity is in a chronic feud A person who knows every one of them can see more good in all of them than they can see in each other. They should not per mit a feeling of contention to set them against each other. They should see that such a state of things is against the welfare of all concerned. Monday was spent at Mr. Columbus Tin dall's. He has a bright and pleasunt family, but suffering for want of schooling. While at Mr. Tiudall'syour correspondent interviewed seven families of immigrants from Story county, Iowa, going to Wayne county. Mo. They are the right kind of peo ple, and Wayne county is to be congratu lated on their accession. Reached home on Tuesday and found Mr. Lashley's family well. August'Cth. Thomas Calaiiax. Personal. Miss B. Ryan :and her sister Mrs. Keys went to Bonne Terre Saturday. Rev. A. W. Wright, Washington, Mo., was here Monday. C. Griffith, Patton, Mo., is here yisiting relatives. Gus Long, St. Louis, was in Ironton Mon day. Mr. Geo. Begley and wife left for their home in Poplar Bluff last week. Jas. Clark was at the Bluff on business last week. F. Delano was home Sunday. Mrs. Smith and daughter. Iron Mountain were in Ironton last Thursday. Mr. W. H. Thomson and friends spent Sunday in the Valley. Miss Dora, Frank and Harry Ake niado St. Louis a short visit last week. A. Winkler was in Farmington last week. Mr. Oliver returned to the Valley Satur day. Mr. Buchanan left for Fredericktown Fri day. Mr. M. Canmann was in Ironton Friday. Notice to Tax-Payers. By an order of Record, made by the coun ty court of Iron county, at the June Term thereof, under Session Acts of 1885, 1 will not meet you in your respective townships, as heretofore, for the purpose of receiving taxes for the year 1885. All taxes will be collected at my office in the courthouse in the City of Ironton. You will, therefore, please call and settle the same before the first of January, 1880, and save trouble and cost. W. A. FLETCHER. Collector Iron County, Mo. For Sale A desirable residence in Iron- ton, centrally located. Apply to G. B. Nail, Ironton, Mo. The Cowboy's Soliloquy. All dity over the plains alone I ride. Not eyen a dog to run by my side. My fire I kindle from chips gathered round, And boil my coffee without being ground. Bread lacking leaven I bake in a pot, And sleep on the ground for want of a cot. I wash in a puddle and wipe on a sack, And carry my wardrobe all on my back. My ceiling the sky, my carpet the grass, My music the lowing of herds as they pass ; My books are the brooks, my sermons the stones, My parson the wolf on a pulpit of bones. But then if my cooking ain't very complete, Hygienists can't blame me for living to cat; And where is the man who sleeps more profound Than the cow boy who stretches himself on the ground? My books teach me constancy ever to prize, My sermons that small things I should not despise. My parson remarks from his pulpit of bone, That the Lord favors them that look out for their own. Between love and me lies a gulf very wide, And a luckier fellow may call her his bride; But Cupid is always a friend to the bold, And the best of his arrows are pointed with gold. Friends gently hint 1 am going to grief, But men must make money and women have beef. Society bans me a savage and dodge, And Masons would ball me out of their lodge ir I'd hair on my chin, I might pass for a goat That bore all sin in ages remote. But why this is thusly I don't understand, For each of the patriarchs owned a big brand : Abraham emigrated in search of a range; When water got scarce he wanted a change; Isaac had cattle in charge of Esau, And Jacob herded cows for his father-in-law ! DESPITE UNTOWARD WEATHER Catakku Cuked, health and sweet breath secured, by Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price 50 cents. Nasal Injector free. 1 Sleepless Nights, maue miserable by that terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure is the remedy for you. University of the State of Missouri, Columbia, Boone Co., Mo., July 5, 1SS3. To the Clerk of the Iron County Court: Sib It is my duty to inform you that, un der the provisions of an act of the General Assembly, approved April 1, 1S72, vide Session Acts, 1872, pp. 163-9, and Rev. Stat. 1879, Sec. 7267, 7263, your county is entitled to send to the departments of the State University at Columbia and Rolla, during the year, ending July 1, 18S6, five students, between the ages of Sixteen and Twenty-five years, Under the rules adopted by the board of Curators, students '"shall possess a good moral character, and shall pass a satisfactory examination in orthography, reading, writing, arithmetic and geography;" and must pay the f?es prescribed by said act, to wit: On matriculating, an entrance fee of ten dollars, and contingent fee of live dollars; and a like contingent fee at the beginning of the second half year, making the whole annual charge twenty dollars; which must be paid by ever? student, except regularly ordained ministers of the gospel, belonging to any of the various religious denominations in this State, and indigent young men preparing for the minis try. For the schools of Law and Medicine an 1 Euginerrintr, the annual charge is forty dollars, each. The session of all the depart ments, under the presidency of Samuel S. Laws, LL.D., will begin on the Second Tuesday (8th) of September, and will continue until the first Thnredav of June, 1886 except that of the t-'chool of Mines and Metalluivv at Rolla, which will begin Monday, September 21st. and end June 10'-h, 180. Ample provision has been made for the care of young women in all the classes of the un.versity, and a course oi study specially adapted for them has been adopted. See catalogue 1SS4-85, pages 132 to 183. 1 beg to call your attention to the appended extract from the law on this subject. You will please, after giving two weeks' publica tion to this certificate, transmit to me, on or before September 1st, a list of the names of all the youth of your county who intend to make application for entrance into the University at the commencement of the next session. If such a list is not transmitted. students from other counties will be allowed to enter in lieu of those to which your county is entitled. Board can be had in clubs in the college boilling for male students at $2 25 per week; in private families at 13.00 to $4.50, 1 am very resnectfullv, vour on't serv't. J. II. DRUMMONr, Secretary Board o' Curators University of Missouri "The Secretary of the Board of Curators sbal cause to t.e transmitted to the Clerk of each County Court in this State a certificate, statin the number of pupiis that such count.v is euti tlei to send to the State University the next M-uoiasuc year, wnicn certiDcale shall oe pub Ha)i.l Km nasik fVntif. ' 'I 1 - . 1 j - ..on,, v. "j nv. 11 vuuni; vn i iur two weeKS, in j newspaper published in such countv. The ex pense thereof to be allowed bvthe CountvCourt anu paiu ior out oi tne county Treasury." Persons desiring to enter the State Univer sity at Columbia or Rolla, are required to make known their intention to me on or before September 1, 1885. Catalogues of the University can be had on application to the University Librarian. Col umbia, Mo., or at idt office or the office of the County 8:hool Com'r. G. B. NALL. au 13 Clerk County Court Iron Co.. Mo. OUR GRAID HUT TW bhhhm IS A SUCCESS! I II I fl n LAI ML 1 1 U ra Continuation of our Clearance Sale! Prices no '"Mwti v? ks iivt? cttjitjriiiiutju. not to carry over anv Summer Groods, and will therefore make BP of most Tempting and Boys' Clothing" tion. Also, Bargains especially in Men's -at 20 to 25 per cent. Beduc- Pnn DM PP 00 It n o ULl d in nm, i BOOTS & SHOES, ETC. People will do well to not delay, but call early, STOVES & FURNITURE! AT LOPEZ'S FROM THE PRESIDENT OF BAYLOR UNIVERSITY. " Independence, Texas, Sept. 28, 1882. Gentlemen: Ayer's Hair Vigor Has been used in my household for three rcusoua : 1st. To prevent falling out of tlio hair. 24. To prevent too ru;iid uiuuio of coljr. 3d. As a dressing. It has given entire satisfaction in every Instance. Yours respectfully, Wm. Carey Chase." AYER'S IL1IB VIGOR is entirely free from uncleanly, dangerous, or injurious sub stances. It prevents the hair from turning gray, restores gray hair to its original color, prevents baldness, preserves the hair and promotes Its growth, cures dandruff and all diseases of the hair and scalp, and is, ftt the same time, a very superior and desirable dressing. PREPARED BY Dr.J.C.Ayer&Co., Lowc!f,iV!as3. Sold by all Druggists. GEORGK BAKE WELL. O. M. MUXROK. Neither mental nor physical labor can be accomplished satisfactorily unless the sys tem is in order. When you feel tired, languid, wearied without exertion, the mind slow to act, ana requiring great mental effort, you can rest assured that your Liver Is not act ing properly, and that nature requires as sistance to help throw off impurities. There is no reiuedv that will aeeomnlish "this sn mildly and yet effectually as Thickly Asu Bitters. A trial will" satisfy you of its merits. JEFFERSON COUNTY BANK. (BAKEWELL & MUNROE) DE SOTO MISSOURI. Regular Banking, Exchange and Collection Business Transacted. KKFEREXCES BY PERMISSION: Boatman's Saving Hank; Valley Xational Hank; Third National Bank; Com mercial Bank and Citizen's Saving Bank, St. Louis. New York Correspoudeut Kountze Brothers St. Louis Boatman's Saving Bank. Agency of the American Exchange in Eu rope (Limited). . Drafts, payable without charge, drawn on any pai t of the world. A SPECIALTY! STOVES & FUKNITUKE! GH. EL. KIDDLED BLACKSMITH AND WAGON - MAKER, SOUTH OF C.-H. SQUARE, IHONION. Agent for the Celebrated Alton Double - Cleaner Thresher, AND TOE OSBORNE LIGHT-DRAUGHT Twine-(Bindersf Harvesters, and Mowers. ANCHOR - BRAND FERTILIZERS, And the Beat Sulky Hay -Rake Made. ummmi of all kinds of wa sons, mm, flows, AND FARMING IMPLEMENTS OF ALL SORTS. W tit Isi aot ion Guaranteed in Every Instance. Repairing of Farm Machinery a speciatty. Sells St. Louis Lime and Cement. Buys Scrap Iron, Racrs and Bones. 'V P. H. JAQUITH, PILOT KIVTOB, IKEO. Wishes to call the attention of the public to a NEW 9 COMPLETE STOCK OF GOODS just purchased and for sale at unprecedented low prices. Cotton fabrics, particularly, are now at the bot tom and cannot possibly go any lower; and consumers will do well to purchase all that they need for the season. A.S ESPECIAL BAROAINS MAY BE MENTIONED A NICE ASSORTMENT OF . Prints at 4c per Yard Ironton Bakery i Restaurant. JOHN BLEMEL, Proprietor.' Fresh Bread Baked Every Day! Finest White Bread, Hamburgher Bread, Rye Bread, Graham Bread, French Rolls, Coffee Cake, Pies, and Fancy Cakes, of All Kinds. WEDDIJ7G 'PARTIES, (BALLS, ETC., Furnished with All Kinds of Pastry Ar.gcl Cake, Lady Cake, Silver Cake, Marble Cake. 1- '. T 1 1 vtuvu vuctiii vujvtj, .L ou iici uaice Black Fruit Cake, Genoise Cake at Reasonable Rates. fiSTPARTICULAR ATTENTION Given to Thia Line. -AND ALI Will be nm in regular city -style, and meals furnished at all hours dnrln-the dar Everything in season will be served upon call. The prices charged are reasonable and evervthino-is ffuarantend first.rl.iaa uhwim , A.N" ICE - OEEAM PA-RHOIt has been neatly fitted up. and in due season Ice-Crcamw and Blmriw.t will be furnished by the Plate or Gallon. anu "orbots IRONTON'S LAST CIRCUS AUG. WINKLER, WATCHMAKER :m JECTLEB IRCXtsTTOHST. MO. Standard Prints at 6c. (DOMESTICS (Sheetings) at from z to 10 cents per yard, ranging from tow grade to the very best. . QUflCQ in great variety from the low priced vlllU"L and serviceable to very fine goods. A full and complete line of Staple and Fancy Griocoi?ies, all First-Class Goods and sold at the Closest Figures. Call and see for yourselves. You will be sure of Polite Attention and Courteous Treatment whether von mir. chase or not. f May 21st, 1885. THiHOT EVER! tvp Tw?rn?w?vP?G goods this eek-we are GIV ING THEM AWAY! Just come in and see! You won't get paralyzed, but you may when you see our astonishing prices. . . The following prices are on some goods- 6 doz. Gold Plated Scarf ring, your choice, at 40c worth SlSS 10 doz. Ladies' Gold Plated liar Pins, at 4(W-worth $125 1 doz. Jersey and Hair Pins, with Brilliant Sets, at 75c-worth $1 50 3 doz. Gold Plated Sets, vour rloi,.o . si oc , 4 doz. Gold Plated Cult Buttons, at 50c worth $1 25 jjauSio xjmuuicfcs, your cnoice, at 40c worth $1.25. ' Special Big Bargains in Silverware! Jus Call at the Big Bargain Depot, A. Winkler's, Ironton.