t''i?v'p'''Vri't-"CKV',i""',v 'TriH---3-i,o-&5?-i,2!rf THE MOliNTSTGr TlMKglWDAY, DECEMBER 27, 189(5. G. I. C- rosvii. Addressed To Your Wife! There's going to be "company" at your house next Friday isn't that SO? You'll want every thing in apple-pie order for the occasion a little touch of newness here and there in the furnishings of your parlor and dining-room will add greatly to their appearance. There is no good reason why you shouldn't have a new sideboard if you need one and some handsome reception chairs for the parlor. Never mind if you DID spend all your money "for Christmas." You are perfectly welcome to all the things you need. We are in no hurry for the money pay the bill a little at a time, weekly or month ly. Now is a good time to test the merits of our peerless credit system. Let us prove to you that we are just as accommodating as our advertise ments would lead you to believe. Sideboards, If For I Few I Year's J V Day. J Rugs. Oir prices ars m arked in plain figures and they are LOWER than you can buy elsewhere for cash. All carpets made, laid and lined FREE no charge for the two or three yards that are wasted in matching figures. GROGAN'S Mammoth Credit House, 817-819-821-823 Seventh St. N. W. Between H and I Sts. Parker, Bridget fc Co.. Clothier. 315 7th St. "Straws show which way the wind blows." You can draw your own conclusions from the fact that this De cember's business is far ahead of that of last De cember, making it the "ban ner" December of our busi ness experience. Men are rapidly finding out that they can get better Clothes here for less monej7 than anywhere else. Besides they know that if every thing isn't right the' can get their money back. Bet ter buy instead of renting a Full Dress Suit. -Pour ren tals ($20) will buy a good one of us. PARKER, BRIDGET & CO., Clothiers, 315 7th St. THE NEW STOR 621 7th St. N. W. For an opening leader I am offering Wool Fleeced Underwear, uou-h imitating, aon ehrcnkablc, at 50c a Garment. True value, 75c Theo. von der Luhe. TOO LATE FOR CLASSIFICATION. FOR KENT Unrunushed; tlircc rooms on second floor, with neat; 5)1 o per month. 3U E. Capitol st. de7-3t WANTED Colored boy, 1G or 17 years of age; neat appearance; to work in store, run errandb, and make himself uberul; must bring pood reference. Apply, Mon day, 618 14th Kt. nw. It WANTED Agentsto drum retail grocerv trade for matches. AMERICAN" MATCH CO.. lll 7th bt. nw. de7-3t "WANTED By a respectable colored man, place as driver or hoube man; best refer ences. AddrobS 2224. E st- nw. dc27-3t WANTED A nurse jrirl, to assist with chainlter work. Apply 1312 l'a. avo. it WANTKD Horse, Tor his keeping; light work; responsible party. Address 442 st. nw. de27-:it WANTED Men, not bovs, to introduce a new match and sell tlieni rrom house to house; $l or more per dav can easily be made with 5c invested. AMERICAN MATCH CO., 1121 7th st. nw. de27-3t FOR RENT 2406 Jfa. avc, 2 unrur ntsheu looms on second rioor; bath adjoin ing: suitable for light housekeeping: terms reasonable. . de27-3t LIGHT HOUSEKEEPING Unfur. rooms. 717 nth fit, nw. de27-3t WANTED 1,000 ladies to call at 402 Sth st. nw for free samples of Talks' "Crispettcs." de27-7t FOR RENT Twelve acres; eight rooms; rruit; $10.50; near boundary. Call 2G 1 st. ne. de27-3t Up to Date. "Did you hear what Brief, the lawyer, hasfor his motto?" "No. What?" "Where there's a will there's a tray to break it. Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. A Funny Man. She Mr. Pyeface is such a witty man. He Tobesurc. Hismoutnitselfisafunny crack. Cincinnati Enquirer. m m Reception -Chairs, Extension Tables, Parlor Lamps With beautiful Silk Shades. Dining-room Chairs, Hall Racks, Rockers, HAKDT'S GREAT CIIANCE. His Frietids Say He Will "Whip Game Dick Moore. There is a vubt ajnount of interest being shown by the si orting fraternltj in the loxing contest between I'at Racdy of this city and Dick Mr ore. The men are both middleweights, but will fight at catch weights. The ability of ltacdj is well known to the lovers of fistic- spoil about "Washington. Delias fought and won some gi o:' battles, and is by man regarded as a very promising pugilist. M ore is a "Western production. He has met man j- of the veij best nun in his class in the country and has won a ma jority of his battles Hi', most recent en gagement or imi.ortance was -with the noted and very same and clever Dick O'Brien The battle was a short one, and O'Brien won it, rather easily, but it was exceedingly spirited anil interesting while itlasted. In facing Mi ore Uncdy probablj has the haidest pugilistic contract or his career on hand, but his manj friends and admirers profess to firmly believe that he will make an easy victim of Moore. If he does he will have achieved a victory much more creditable than anj-thing-he hits jet ac complished. Junior Basketball Game. At a late hour last night it was agreed by the management of the Carroll Insti tute and Washington Athletic Club Junior basketball teams to pl.iy the fourth game in the championship series on the second Friday in January, at Carroll Institute. ix a burning barn. Pennsylvania Fanner Robbed and Sound in the Building. Eiie. Pa., Iiee. 20. Roscoe Finloy, the tax collector of Greenfield township, Erie county was robbed, beaten into insensi bility last night, and placed in a burning ham, from which he was rescued by a neighbor, and today rallied sufficiently to tell briefly the story of his experience. He says he returned home late last night and as he entered his barn he was attacked by two men, who knocked him down and robbed him of over $200. After carrying him into the barn, they fired the hay and fled. A neighlKjr who saw the flames and at tempted to reach the horses, found Finlcy and rescued him witli difficulty. The in jured man is so seriously hurt that his re covery is uncertain. The barn was de stroyed. . Valuable Puir of Trousers. The Ikj of Yale in the old days used (o bribe the printers' "devils" to get proofs of the examination papers for them. When the college authorities put a stop to this practice, a bright idea seized one fellow, and ne saved the whole suffering party. He hired one of the printers (it was sum mer! to wear a pair of white trousers to the office, and at noon to sit down on the "form'' in which were locked the precious questions. The inky seat of that pair of trousers sold for a deal more than the clothes were worth in their original spot lessness. Chicago Chronicle. m . Answered Correctly. The German emperor, while recently in specting a body of naval recruits, noticed an unusually stalwart man in the ranks and asked him where he hailed from. The re cruit, in broad Bavariau dialect, replied: "From Welsbnch..your majesty," "Did yon understand whom I meant,' ' the emperor asked, "in addressing your sailors about the foreign foe?" The recruit "Yes Rvs sians," The emperor "And enemies at home?' 'Recruit "Prussians, youfmajesty." Exchange. e Of Ancient Lineage. The negro race can be traced back to 2300 B. C, when the Egyptiaus became acquainted with them through the con quests of their rulers. The origin of the race and their history previous to hjt time is unknown. Exchange. Spirited Program Carried Out at the Clul Home. SOME GOOD .RECORDS MADE Ijiw liar for Distance and , Heights Made an Interesting Contest All the Experts Were Entered In the Various Events Capt. Hurler and Prof. Darzalnt "With Foils. Theaiinounceinentof an athletic smoker, to te held at the Columbia Athletic Club, last, night, served to bring to the big club lioiibe a very huge numbers of the mem bers and their lriemlb. Tile affair was a success in every way, and the management is to be con gratulated upon the splendid manner in which t lie enjoyable occasion was run off. The several features of the evening in dicated very plainly the good lesults of Pror. Ciossley's training and coaching, and the high class work of the athletes re flects credit .ui)on their instructor. Haley's Orchestra enlivened the even ing Willi excellent selections. Among the interested spectators were: Capt. Duncan Ross, the famous broad sword fighter, who was accompanied by his nrinager, Capt. Casey, who announced that the invitation to Sorgt. High, U. S. A., to another sword combat on horseback, had been accepted by the latter, and that the match would come off at Hnghtwood Park, on New Year's Day, at 2 o'clock. Low liar Experts. The first number of the athletic exhibi tion was the low liar for dist.uice, which was followed by the low bar- for height. The first event was won by Ciusslej with a jump of 0 feel 5 inches; Spenre second, with 9 feel flat. The second event was won by Ross, with a jump of 5 reel 10 Indies, and Crossley and Avails tied at r feet 8 inches. Otlieis who tcok part in these events were Ciiitis, Waters, Allen, Lyons, Mather, Cabrera. Following thoe came a clever and fin- ished exhibition of work at the parallel -bars by Dr. Harry Harding, pcarc, Avails and Ross. Ttu fence vault brought out a lot of the best talent, and the contest was exttctncly spirited and finally narro wed ilownlo Allen, who won with a vault of 6 feet 5 inches; Speare and Consaula tied at 6 feet 3 inches; Cabrera; Franz, Curtis, Avails and Mather also competed. Avnlis gavean exhibition of muscular dis location and btiowed a mnn wonderful and well-trained muscular development. Waters, Midge. Ross and Prof. Crossley gave a brother act, in which a number of dlfriciilt and very clover movements and tricks were shown. .Spirited Fencing limit. Onaccount of thclatencssof the hour, the pole vault contest which was intended to come next and was to have been an erfort to break Dudley's leeord in in door vaulting, was omitted. Franz was in fine form nnd ready to make the effort of tils life for a new recotd. A very spirited contest "with foils by Capt. Barber, or H. M. Horse Guards, now with the Duncan Rosa company, and Prof. Darzalat, fencing instructor of the club, was won by Capt. Barber by 6 to 4 points, after a most stubborn and on both sides very clever contest. The two sparring bouts," which closed the program, and which were exhibitions of boxing, were hotly contested and by no means tame affairs, in which no de cisions Avere rendeied; honors for the most part being even. The announcements were made by Lieut. J R Nolan. After the athletic exhibition, the com pany adjourned to the club parlors, where an informal muslcale was held. DEFEATED THEIR VISITORS. Carroll Institute Howlers Won From Baltimore Catholic- Club. TheCnrroIl Inst itute 1 owling team plajcd as nost last night to the bowlers of the Baltimore Catholic Club. Three games were played over the splendid allejs of the home cl ub and the visitors were beaten m every contest. The totals weie as follows- Fir.st game C. I., 734; B. C. C, C46. Second game C. I.. OfiS. B. C. C, 602 Third game C. I , 741; B. C. C, 613. The highest individual score made was by Stone of the Institute, in the third game, when he was credited with Hi4 points. Several players iose above the usually hich figure of ICO j omts. The Baltimore plnyei s were accompanied by a number of friends and during the evening numerous visitors from this i ty dropped in to witness the games. At lite close of the last game the players were Reived with supper in a neighboring cafe WESTON FAILED. Ancient Pedestrian Succumbed to Fatigue at 103 Miles. New York, Dec. 26. Edward Payston Weston, the famous old-time pedestrian, who started last night in the Ice Palace to show to the athletic world that he could walk 112 miles or very near it, within twenty-rour hours, despite his fifty-eight years, failed to reach the standard. He stopped at 9.50:30 o'clock this evening with 103 miles and two laps to his credit, a performance that Is really remarkable when his age is considered. Few men of half his years would have done as well. The veteran was going like a well regulated machine at 5 p. m., being four miles ahead of his schedule, with every prospect of covering a greater distance by several miles than he had set out to tramp. Within firteen minutes, however, his won derful strength faltered, a dizziness over powered him and he was assisted from the track as weak as a baby. Ready hands worked over him under Doctor Taylor's direction, and soon the won derful old man was up again and asking whnt it was all about. Ho resumed his tramp but at a much slower pace, and he failed to accomplish the task ho set out for himself. I You Can't I I Feel it f I no cold or bitter chill gets through one of our. Chinchilla f Storm Coats they I I are well and styl- " ishly made they're 1 cheap at $12 they I cost $7.20. I I IOEB & HIRSH; " I I 910-912 P St' 1 Of the B.-& O. R. R. FestiTies for . . ... . Dr, Walker 1411 Fenn. Ave., Adj. Willard Hotel. Mr. 1'. L. 1 rice, a civil engineer by proress on, and n undent of Louie, Mfl., says: "1 have been in the cmploj of the H.w O.-R.-R.-fcr the pt.st sixears. and during that time I have been a niffeier from ucrious exhaustion, headache, in somnia, and alwajb felt tired and weak. 1 tried di i lor aim indent uiedicinen with out benefit. Since placing myself under Dr. Walkei's caie my general health lias improved, my nones have again become steady, mj ipcmorv food, I sleep and eat well, and, In fact, "let I like a new man." The hundreds Qf testimonials lippu uvll known cllizens publisijj'd by Dr. Walker bliould pioie to the ciitcouiaged sufferers that He Cures When Others rail. Th" highest ree cbaiged by Dr Walker, wheincr yon have 01 t or moie diseases, is$S u lnoiilli. Thlsiiifludesall medicines. DAILY' oi Ficp HObR-fc 10 to re. Sundays-, lu to 12; i", oiidi'i, V. eduesday, Thurs day, nnd Sarurfin-v eveinngs, (J to , 43-CONSULTATION FUEE "EU A DEER HUNT IN TENNESSEE - 4 Experieuctv-TliatJIqj'NDt Be" Pos. sible ;i Few Years Hence. Uig: Game Not Plentiful in the State, Hut Good Sport May Yet lie Hud. Tennessee is not a spoilsman's para dise, as many of the lallway companies in the North and West say of the lands that their lines tnnerso; It is not a good hunting section at all, or at least would not be considered so by a man who has made it a point to hunt in the best ter ritory, hut for all tliat, some excellent jjporfc can be had in the dtnte, and there is an infinite variety of game, though not very much of it. By hunting, in this aiticle, shooting is meant, not hunting in pink and pig skin," as an Englishman has It, but 'hunting" after deer, birds," etc., with n rifle or shotgun. The list of game or Tennessee is very interesting, but in this sketch a Tennessee deer hunt on Signal Mountain, Hamilton county, will ' be described and passing reference made to other game Indigenous to that section. 'To begin with, nosportsinanshouhl under take to hunt deer on the TennebSee moun tains unless he feels able to undertake a bush tramp of ten or fifteen miles before dinner. If he feels equal to the task, let film buckle on his cartiidge belt and shoulder his Winchester, for we have a long walk before us to Otter Creek, before we get to the runways where we expect to find a buck. A "runway" Is the course that a deer takes through the woods, gener ally on the ridges, and, to one accustomed to deer hunting, they are easily found. Si range to say, if a deer was brought from Colorado or Florida and let loose in the Tennessee uoods, It would follow exactly the same runways as the "local" deer do. Therefore, when a hunter knows the terri ,iory he is hunting in it is an easy matter to get a bhot if there are any deer to be found. Men are placed on various runs around a certain location and the leashes or the dogs arc slipped when the tracks are round, and then, ir thcirail is rresh. away go the tiogs, giving tongue at every bound, and some one gets a shot. It is a bright, frosty morning in De cemlxT, with nl.qut an inch of snow on the ground, and as the rirst man up throws bark, "the flap" or the tent about anhour beforedayliglit, he remarks "Turn out lively bojs, it's' getting gray in the cast, and it's a daudj morning' for deer " By the time we have been down to the creek to wash and have got back to camp, breakrast Is ready, and we are ready for it, for the odor of that frjing Itaeott has permeated the whole atmos; phere, and the aroma or the black coffee floats aioiuid on the ozone-lad n air in a most tantalizing fashion. We have no time to lose, to during breakra.st the plans are laid. They are as follows A mai hauling tan bark had the day before said that near the hemlock ridge, and betwi.cn it and the rock bridge, he had seen three deer, a buck, a doc and a good-.sized fawn. They were headed for the headwaters of Kl oal Creek", and would probably be found in the beech groves lii the bottoms; so it was decided that our guide, Sim Darker, and one of our party, the doctor, weie to take the dogs and go for the beeches, and the tiiree other men were to be disti United on the most likely runways round al out Breakfast over, the camp was turned over to the cook and the party separated, everj man tohJs-.ost. There is an unwritten law that makes it a heinous offense for a perron to break faith on the hunting Held. When a man is placed on a runway he must stay there until he is called. If there is any running around to do, let the guide do it and re main steady yourself There is a great deal to learn about deer diluting, and it is a most inteiesting lesson. In the first place, keep quiet; do not tramp around, no matter how cold you may be, to make any noise. The deer will scent and see you long before you will see him, and unless the dogs are close behind, will head off some other way, and you'll loae a shot and probably spoilthcday's sport. Another thing to be remembered is tliat you have come out for a deer, so if you see a fox or a wildcat you're not likely to, but-yon might do lot fire, jou will mislead your companions and get "cussed" for your pains. Onr 'camp was located near the' Burnt? Cabin spring on Signal Mountain, in one of the -most picturesque spots imagin able. Two hundred yards down the hill from the camp' wandered a beautiful stream, winding in and out amid moss covered rocks and graceful ferns and laurels. . tyxufc 1.Q00 yards away was Signal Point, and there the view Is inde scribably grand. The point, itself, over- !hangs the valley, where, 2.000 feet below, the Tennessee River winds its sinuous course; to the right stretches as, far, as the eye can reach the tableland of Cum berland Mountain, and to the lert a keen eye watching closely to the horizon, where the mountain peaks mingle with the clouds, can see the Big Smoky Range or moun-. tains,, wliQSA .dc.ei .shadows tell or mys teries of nature's handicraft aliout which little is known. On the other side of the river is grand old Point Lookout, but Lookout Mountain, with its wetflEh of scenery, is placed In the background.when the -beauties of Signal Mountain are made apparent. But such a rhapsody will not get a deer. A walk of nearly a mile is taken be fore I find myself ensconced on nijTun way and alone in my glory. If, is really. a very likely spot, and commands a good view all around for about 20)-;yards,ud be Itroinenibcred that not one deer in a hundred is killed at more than that Ins tance, and by far the greater number-are shot at a range of less than fifty yards. A Tennessee deer hunter must have a quick eye,. for there is so muchxred and tirown about Uiat it is difficult to dlsttn guish deer standing still amid the red leaves of the oak underbrush, rocks cov ered with the red frouds of frost-bitten sword-fern's and wTflrHH"reddrsii tinge iu EIGHTY Gormully & Jeffery Mfg. Co., 1325-27 14th St. N. W. 429-31 10th St. N. W. the soil itself. A deer in motion does not give you much .'time to observe it any way, and, unless you are sharp, you see nothing but a rdd flash with a white end, and tliut is the end of it the tail end; and a minute or so after, when you see the hounds rush along the trail, the fact dawns upon you tliut you have lost one of the chances of your life. The runway upon wluca I was placed would have been called a "hummock" in Florida. It was a little knoll about three feet higher than the surrounding country and thickly covered with chestnut oaks. As I stood waiting to catch the first sound ot the dogb, a fox squirrel came down from his nest in a fine old oak and frisked about within one Hundred feet or me, and shortly arterward-a bevy ot quail walked across the path in Indian file, as htately and deliberate as guardsmen on dress parade. But they did not tempt me a bit, and almost before they had passed I heard the music of the hounds far away on my right. It came nearer and nearer, and then suddenly ceased altogether, and the nevt instant the crash of a rifle told me that one of the party had got a shot. I knew who it was by the sound, for the "ciack" of au old Kentucky smoothbore In very difrercnt rrom the "ping" of a Win chester, and both can be distinguished from the "boom" of a buckshot Greener or the "snap" of a Henry or a Martin. It was the doctor who had fired, and he had evidently missed, for two shots from a Winchester followed in quick succession, then, after an interval or about a minute, another shot fiom a Winchester was heard, and then all was quiet. T watted patiently, I suppose for about five minutes, when away to my left I heard music break out upon the morniig air that shocked me like an electric battery. It was cvdient that the dogs had struck a hot trail and were coming my way, and I instinctively knew the deer was away ahead of the dogs and might be upon me at any moment. I was right. In less than it takes to tell it, I heard the twigs cracking almost dead straight ahead, and then the bushes swayed and out Jumped a doe into the open, closely followed by a buck. She scented me about the instant I caught sight of her and swerved orr to the right, the buck follow ing, and then I had a splendid view for over a hundred yards. Almost in line with me was a fallen poplar about two feet in diameter, which the doe leaped so graceful ly that Hogarth'slineof beauty would have been noticed in every movement could it have been passible to have flashed a kodak on her. In another instant the buck fol lowed, and as he rose to take the timber I fired, aiming behind his left shoulder, and ho was my. meat. The dogs were upon me in an instant, "Pet" and her runniug mate, "Sancho," and they took in the situation at once, and after a careful scenting of their prey they lay down beside it in full con sciousness of having done their duty. Then followed details that are the sirac everywhere. Bending down a sappiing and Ifanging up your deer; waiting for the guide: carrying the deer to camp; congratu lations and then supper a supper fit for the gods. The ortolonc in little paper boats that ycu can get at Delmonico's on Broadway, or at Simpson's on Cheapsiilo, or at Gatti's on the Strand, are nothing beside fried deer's heart, .and the pea cock's brains ot a Nero or the quintes sence ot pate dc folc gras cannot compare to deer's liver fried in the kidney fat. Oh, what suppers can be eaten after a successful deer hunt! And then the yarns around the camp fire, a "doch a doris," or nightcap ot moonshine whisky; and then the sleep of the just. Tennessee deer are fast becoming ex tinct, and the fur-bcarlng animals that were once to plentiful have nearly all gone I have yet'to meet a trapper or a hunter In East Tennessee who ever killed a badger, but still there may be some left. Beaver still exist in one or two sections, but are very scarce. Otterare by no meansscarce, and mink, racccon, fox,oppossumt wildcat and marten are found in every well-watered timbered district. The finest specimens ..obtainable ot the fauna of Tennessee will bp exhibited at the Tennebsee Centennial Exposition, that openslnMay next atNasli ville, and every student of natural history should see them, for It is more than prob able tluxt such "a collection of the na'tfre DOLL : ::: : ; :: : f (O) The Fight for the Standard Remember that there is no place In or ontof Washington where cycling can be learned so easily, so quickly, and so privately aa at the Co lumbia Bicycle Academy, -'-d anil P sts. ,1- COLUMBIA BICYCLE ACADEMY, s- .. iroo feet eiare. 22d and P streets northwest. :::: . i: i ; animals of the State will never be gotten together again. The buffalo left Tennes see long, long ago, but the trail that he made, when countless herds crossed the Tennessee River, is still visible, and skulls and bones are continually being round. In West Tennessee the bones of the wild horse have frequently been unearthed, and in numerable bones or the wolf and bear. In southern middle Tennessee the wolf ones had numerous haunts, and places still bear the name, the most remarkable being Wolf Den Hollow, in the shadow of Ridge Top, on the waters of Roblnette Creek, in Wayne county. The deer arc few and far between In the State now, and the per sistent refusal of Tennessee legislators to pass a comprehensive game law will toon cause the deer to follow the buffalo, and the rising generation will have to rely on history for an account of "A Deer Hunt in Tennessee." A Long Bridge. A bridge forty-one miles long would cer tainly be a nqvelty, and yet that is the kind of a bridge they arc talking ot building across Polks Strait, to connect the Island of Ceylon with the mainland ot India. The strait is forty-one miles across in some places. Surveyors have heen at work and the costi of construction la estimated at some 28,t)00,00t) rupees. The plan of the work contemplates the con nection of the ends of the bridge by 145 miles of railroad with Colombo, the great harbor ot Ceylon, and by ninety- miles of road with Modura, the nearest point ot the Indian railway system. Chicago Chron icle, i ONLY :::: : : : : : : ; " "Standard of the world." has been a severe one in C3'dedom" this year. Many rivals have at tempted the task of equaling the "standard of the world" the "Co lumbia" wheel but have signally failed. "Columbias" are now, as they have been in past years, the premier wheels of the world. "Co lumbias" have rivals, but no peers. The '97 model is now on view. See it and so dispel the doubt on 3-our mind as to the wheel you intend to ride. FOPE MANUFACTURING COMPANY. J. Hart Brittaiu. Local Manager, ioi Pennsylvania Avenue. !: :: : :::: : GOVERNOR'S APPEAL HEEDED. Missonri Mob Dispersed "Without Lynching Tobe I-annhan. Jcfrerson City, Mo., Dec. 2G. Gov. Stone addressed a mob of about 600 people at the jail about S o'clock this evening. The crowd irathcred there for the purpose of lynching Tobe Lanahan, the man who is: supposed to have assaulted and mnrtlered Nellie Gaines last night. The iiovornor spoke to the mob for about fifteen mlnute3, urging them not to be too hasty in their action, as the evi dence against the man is only circum gulity. After the governor had concluded his speech the crowd began to disperse. Gen. Wickhara, with firty deputies, was kept on guard until the mob had disappeared and then took the prisoner to the .State prison for safe keeping. A Bone of Contention. "What's the fuss in there'"' inquired the -New Yorker, Interestedly, of the Brooklyn Bridge brakeman, calling attention to two gentlemen squabbling quite heatedly in tho . next .car. "Ob," indifferently returned the brake man, "that's only two Brooklynites, each . Insisting that his baby carriage Is the best -make." Puck. A Mutual Friend. Bobby Popper, what is a mutual friend? ' Mr. Ferry He is generally one who makes It his business to see tint you don't miss hearing the mean thinss your frieuds - say about you. Cincinnati Enquirer. . -