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i 3 ,"4 i YU ATHENS, TEM., FRDAY, JUNE 3, 1853. VOL. V.-NO. 245. BY SAM. P. IVINS. TERMS: THE POST is publiahed every Friday t 92 per veer, payable in advance, or $S, if pay ment is delayed until the expiration of the year. . . Advertisements will be charged $1 per square of 12 lines, or less, for the hrst inser tion, and 25 cents for each continuance. A liberal deduction made to those who advertise by the year. Persons sending advertisements inust mark the number of times they desire 'hem inserted, or they will continue until ior Titrl Knit Ahnrirftd accordingly. For announcing the names of candidate for toniee, (3, C'asii. Jos Woaa, todies Pamphlets, Minutes, Cir culars, Cards, Blanks, Handbills, e., will be execuUd In a neat and workmanlike manner, 'st short notice, and on reasonable terms. All letters addressed to the Proprietor, post kjaid, will be promptly attended to. Persons at a distance sending us the names Yp Solvent subscribers, will be entitled to a filth copy gratis. No communication inserted unless accom panied by the name of the author. rgf Office on Main street, next door to the told Jackson Hotel. , THE POST. Athens, Friday, Jane 3, 1853. kJfWe learn that the lnte democratic convention at Waynesboro' nominated Col. S. C. Pavatt for Congress. BJr "Inspector," of the New York Cou rier and Enquirer, writes from Washington that: The Sandwich Islands, lying in the track of trad: between California, China and Aus tralia, become an interesting object in our di plomacy. It is designed to nppoint a Com missioner of distinction and ability, to these Islands, with instruction not to refuse the offer of cession which waa made to Presi dent Fillmore, if that ofTcr should be repent cd. In short, the acquisition of these Islands will be one of the measures of the Admin istration. Mr. Angel, of New York, has been appointed Consul to the principal port of the group. fj?" A democratic paper in this State ex ulta ovor the Virginia Gerrymander as a clever and praiseworthy democratic font. Hear its conscientious editor "The Legislature of Virginia have so dis tricted the State to secure an entire delegation to the thirty-third Congress. Huzza for the Old Dominion!' That's a clean sweep of whiggery, isn't it!" Fall or Catfish. The Norfolk Argus states that a curious phenomenon attended the hail storm in that city on Tuesday night. Quantities of catfish, some measuring a foot in length, fell in different sections of the city, and some of the fields were literally strewn with them. Hundreds were picked up in the morning. This (says the Argus) is no piscatorial fabrication, but ft fact which is attested by hundreds of citizens. fcgJitiatxTt Chuxbm -Ts following net has been recently passed and approved inj Massachusetts: "When after the birth of an Illegitimate child, his parents have intermarried or shall intermarry, and his father has acknowledged, or shall after the marriage, acknowledge him ns his child, such child shall be considered as legitimate to all intents snd purposes. 5?The N- Y. Lantern suggests the fol lowing remedies for railroad accidents: 1st Hnng two directors at each terminus, and one every fifty miles of the rood. 3d Hang one engine driver every twenty five miles, and three wherever the road cross es river, or runs along the side of a hill. 3 Legalize the use of "lynch law" by the passengers, whenever an accident occurs Lonq Railroad Trains. A few days ince there started from Detroit a train of eighty-five cars In ono string, propelled by two of the most powerful locomotives in the .country. The train was bound for Chicago, and the greater part of its vast load was for the merchants of that thriving place. On Thursday evening a passenger train left the depot for the west composed of twenty-nine of the splendid new passenger and luggage cars of this company, containing 900 posscn - ,gcrs and almost one quarter of a mile long. Religious Troubles in Holland. The irritation of tbe public mind in Hollnnd, it is stated, increases agninst the recent papal usur jiation, and tho ill-feeling awakened betweon the Protestants and Roman Catholics, is so great that it is feared ft conflict will happen. The more timid mong the Catholics are leaving for Belgium. The ministers asscm. We daily. This is tho Protestant.vcrsion of tho story. New Orleans, May 24. On Tuesday 5000 bnlos of Cotton were disposed of at steady prices. The receipts for the last four days only amount to 3100 Wos. The increase in tho receipts at New Orlcana is only 333,OOQ4a!es ss compared with tho same period last year, and at all the ports 843,030 bales. The stock of Cotton on haud amounts to 155,000 bales. J-$r Undor the New York statute the damage recovered against the New York and Now llawm RnTtroad Company, for those Who wore killed at Norwalk, would amount to 255J000, and the damages for injuries to Mnoni and destruction of property to $50,. nnn nr H00.000 more. Under the statute of Connecticut, the damages for the dead might run up to $400,000 or 5O0,O0O. Evidence or Follt. Neglecting to ad vortiscsnd wondering that you do not suc ir-nd in business. B.r...:MA in anl. . nnn-munrr. and beinff surprised that people should laugh at yor Ignorance. O iieen Victoria and Prince Albert Married at the ftges f twenty-one years, and t..nn man and wife for thirteen years. 'k.l. ntAircnv consists of eight children ... .Mil four daughters all alive and Vfekinu. tXf There are many doublings In the bir T .I.1..L. A... M.n fiti4 mil fha man heart; tro no um j" - hols of roan's real character ur. THE ABOLITIONISTS. We stildom publish anything relative to the movements of til e Abolitionists first, because we believe they owe ft largo amount of their importance to the attention which they are codtlnlinlly receiving from the pi ess of the countrv, and, secondly, becauae we cannot perceive any good that is likely to re suit from constantly referring to the object which they profess to hsve in view the abolishment of slavery and thus familiariz ing tho minds of the people with it as a scheme thnt is some day or other to be car ried into effect. We cannot however refrain from giving the following extract from a ro centarticle of the N. Y. Mirror, as it serves to olucidata some points that were brought to bear in the late Presidential canvass, taken in connection with other things that have transpired since the inauguration of the new President. The Mirror was one of the whig papers that could sot support Gen. Scott be cause it believed, if elected, he would ap point Frco-soilots men opposed to the Com promise measures to office. The article in question gives an account of a recent gath ering of the Abolitionists in New York, Mrs. Stowe's reception in England, and continues: "Surely the star of Abolitionism is in the aacendant; and sympathy for niggers is the ruling passion of the hour. Nothing is heard to-day in England but the clink of African chains. The groans of the dying white man. slaughtered in battle for British dominion; the sobs of the starving needle woman, wasting to a skeleton in the loul nt mosnhere of a London crarret; the uncover ed corpses of famished Irishmen, rotting in their own pestilential nogs, cannot excue a throb of sympathy from the heart of Eng. land, just now captivated by the Uncle Tom romance, and oil-absorbed 'in its worship of the Ebony Image. "But we ground our fears of abolition pro gress upon causes and dangers more vital and imminent than those we have suggested. The nigger furore in England is but the fleeting fashion of an hour. Its influence will be felt there among the mines of Corn, wnll and the manufactories of Manchester, before it reaches here. Our peril comes from other quarters;, the danger to our institutions lies nearer to the heart of the nation. It is not the moral madness of tho Abolitionists that we have to fear; nor the popular ap pUuse bestowed upon the colored heroes and heroines of Abolition fictions. We re gnrd these causes as more transitory fluctua tions of public sentimont; and the ebb of tho tide is alwavs in Drooortion to its flood. These noisy but incoherent waves dash against the rocky foundations of our Union, break into brilliant foam, and harmlessly re tire. It is from political sources orlt that tho fatal calamity of dissolution can come. And what ore tho signs of the times what are the portents of the political hori- ; zon, scanned by the lights ana bearings of the present Administration. How stands the horoscope at Washington? With the elec tion of President Pierce, the people looked for Uietauuruti.nswM- Uo Pas ty -for the prompt repudiation yea, utter annihilation of all antagonists to such s glo rious Party, undor whatever name vney might be disguised. Thousands of Union Whigs opposed the election of Gen. Scott, because they feared the influence of anti- . i i . .i - union mon, wno mignv "uuiiu pmi n his administration. These men went for Webster, until their groat luminary sunk be low the dark horizon at Marshfield; and then, either voted for Pierce for his avowed Union- ism, or did not vote at all. To this class or men Gen. Scott owes his defeat and Gon. Pierce his election. Have our hopes and ex pectations of the new era that was to dawn with the new Administration been entirely fulfilled? Decidedly not The "Inaugural Address" of tho President promised all that the most sanguine Union man could desire. It endorsed the Compromise in general, and the Fugitive Slave Law In particular, to the fullest extent, and in the most emphatic man ner. And what followed? A Cabinet com posed of a prominent Barnburner on one side, and a leading Secessionist on the other? And what follows the initial act of the new Government? Tho Freesoilcrs, Barnburners, Soft Shells, or by whatever othor alias the Now York Abolitionists seek to veil them. selves, are evidently in the ascendant. Prince John Van Huren, the ncro oi ine uuimio platform who played the port of Brutua to the Caesar of Gen. Cass in the drama of 1848, is among the first to dine at the White House, among the first to secure the appoint ment of his candidate! In the language of tho turf, the Hunkers here in Now York are literally "nowhere." It is this wnicn nas strongvnencu mu hands and tho hopes of the Abolitionists this marked complaisance to notorious free- soilers, Abolitionists in disguise, that has re vived the onti-slnvery sentiment av vne North, and emboldened its leaders to raise money, establish newspapers, circulate pam phlets, and re-organize all their internal ma chinery for tho overthrow of the Union." . tj ij10 y Z." correspondent of tho New York Herald, writes from Washington under date of the 20th Instant, that there is rumor afloat that John Van Buren U to ..... . - J It.... A. go fts Minister vo r ranee, " Wise's son aa Seorttary of legation." IW A modest cotemporary calls veal "un finished beef." This Is pretty good; but why not extend tho voeabularly? Suppose we term lamb "incipient mutton," na uenomi nnte pig "premonitory pork!" W The'N. Y. Mercury gives tho follow ing bit of advice to some of the custom house officers in that city who hnve been per mitted to hold on to the present time: "Those gentlemen who have been serving their country (at the rate of three and five dollars nor dionrt in the New York Custom House, during the last three or four years, and who daily anticipate a poiiw to 'step out,' will have to look for sympathy .nil nnailntinn in the nlnco Pointed out by the negro preacher. "My brudders in inflic tion,' said ho, 'in all your troubles, dare is one place whore you can always find sympa lliv.' Vhnr wharf innnircd several of his hearers. 'In do dictionary,' replied Sambo, i i ll. J l.:. . 1. -t anu lie runvu in. rvua ju. Ingenious. A tavern keeper in Vienna lately reaped a great harvest by announcing that, on a certain day, he would sell at retell a tun of herring, with eno herring in it con taining a gold ducat, tho latter to be the pro perty of the person who might get tho her rlnit. The sale of thehcrrlncsv and tho prtoe of the liquor drunk In consequence of ting them, rroiignt him an snormous prom. FROM WASHINGTON. Washington, May 33. You have had before you, ere this, the list of foreign appointments, diplomatic and con sul.ir. The most formidable task of tho ad ministration was to dispose of these and of the domestic appointments in a manner that would promote the public service, and, at the same time, b acceptable to the different interests of tho democratic party, the com bined force of which had brought them into power. That task is now nearly completed, and in a manner believed to be, on the whole, very satisfactory. Complaints will be made of these appointments by those who are dis appointed, but no administration can expect to please nil its friends. The administration now turns to a task of equally great import. They are to give practical effect to their theory of the foreign policy of this country, through immediate instructions to our ministers. Mr Buchanan is here awaiting his instructions. They must necessarily be of a very important character, if it be true, as generally believed, that this government is to strike off into new and independent track of policy. All the Ministers lately appointed are to come here and receive their instructions in person, and orally as well as in writing. They are to bo required, however, to spend only two days here, for this purpose. Mr. Soule is expected to arrive here next week, to take his instructions. They are all to be sent out in June. The Gardiner trial, after occupying six weeks, came to an end by the submission of the caso to the Jury by Gardiner's counsel, without argument, after the District Attorney had occupied three days in a speech, on the part of the prosecution. The Jury have, at the moment of this writing, been out for thir ty hours, and have not agreed. They are to render a sealed verdict, if they agree before 10 o'clock Monday morning, when the Court again meet. The Jury stand ten for acquittal to two for conviction. When this trial shall be over, there are others pending in regard to the same case, that are to be commenced, and will give further evidence of the imbe. cilitv of our Criminal Court. P. S. Tho foreign appointments have been kept back by tho occurrence of ft difB. cnlty between the President and the Cabi net, in regard to New York appointments, and to the appointments given to Young America. Tho list will, it is said, be completed on Monday, and published on Tuesday. Cor. Char. Cour. On the 30th of June 1850, there weri six thousand three hundred and eight miles of iron highway open for trafic in the Kingdom, having two thousand and thirty stations, and employing 1 sixty thousand three hundred and twenty-five persons. These figures if averaged, .would give one station snd twenty-eight officials and servants to every three miles of road.- That the railroad companies of Great Britain insure passengers against accident, both on periodical ana single journey uinem, uuu mm nearly all now nflord facilities for carrying ni iho nnnfinln. In ease of death the exe cutor or administrator of tho deceased is authorized to bring an account against tne nn-tiA. cqiiainrr thn acidnnt. for the benefit of th. urifV hiiHlmnd. naront or child, and the jury finding the damages, may divide them amongst tne ponies compiaimug iu such shares as they deem proper. I Enchanted Mount AiN.-They have strange things in Texas, as well as wicked doings. The following account of a great natural curiosity in that country, is from the Texas Telegraph : "This singular mountain, or lull, is situat ed on tho head waters of the Sallcc ft small tributary of tho Colorado, about 80 miles from Uastrop, in ft northwesterly airecuon. It ia ntint Ihrn. hnnitrpd fiit hitrh. and fin. rars to be an enormous oval rock, partly i ii j ! . .i. ttri - it. ..i.: llnDCuutu in inn eartn. it lieu uiu buu biiiiiub the light is reflected from its polished surface, ns from an immense mirror, and the whole mountain glows with such a dazzling radi ance, that the beholder who views it, .even from tho distance or tour or live nines, is unable to goze upon it without experiencing a painful sensation, similar to that which is fAlt wknn Inrtkincr linon the risiniT 8IW. The ftscontof the hill is so very gradual, that persons can easily walK up to tne vop; out ine -..ir t- amnnili flntl .liimerv. that those that make the attempt are compolled to wear moccasins or stocmngs, insieau oi .noes. This act, together with the name of the place, Holy Mountain, remind the visitant very for- cibly or the oommana mooe vo amaca Mount Horeb, "Put off thy shoes from off thy feet" The Camanches regard this hill with religious veneration, and Indian pilgrims fre n..Anfiu HumKU from the remotest borders of the tribe, to perform their Paynira rites upon its ssinmit. AmcDOTC oj.th " Psm- The hard pressure for appointments to office under the new administration at Washington, gives rise to some amusing Incidents. The following is told of the Secretary of fctote: Among tho host of besiegers in the pursuit .full., v.. wnmnn who was extremely anxious'that her husband should be made postmaster in some country village, one was most persevering in her solicitations, in seas, on and out of aoason. She stood at the Secretary's door when he camo out of his room in the morning; she intercepted him on his way to his meals; alio followed him to his lodgings at night. On one occasion she re- mninoa mere unusuany inw)i mo umonui listened to her as long as ho could, when he requested her to excuso him, but she lingered. At length every gentleman, but one had gone, and tho Secretary took off his shoes. Still she stood her ground, quite unmoved. Growing dosperato, the Secretary finally rose from his seat, and prococdod to atrip off his coat; then, turning to the woman, he exclaim od: "Madam, I am going to bed, and if you don't withdraw. I shall write to Mrs. Mnrcy about you." The lady immediately retired from the room. 3f" An Indian was ordained to the min istry by the Baptist Home Missionary Socio, ly In trey New York, last week, who to at tend the Convention Mikfd $ix nuKcVes milt', accompanied by his wifo and child. 3T" Mr. Walsh, writing from Paris to the Journal of Commerce, expresses his gratifica tion, and the general gratification felt by Americans abroad, at the appointment of Mr. Buchanan aa Minister to England. Touching another topic, we quote from Mr. Walsh's letter: I used to suspect the British government and people, and thought that it was with them the United States would ultimately have to engage in a strife mortal to one or the other. My present impressions are wide ly different Dispositions and views are not the same in Great Britain. The universal seuse of a vast enlargement snd irresistible advance of American power; tho indefinite extension and multiplication of mutual inter est; the more frequent, various, and intimate personal intercourse; the religious, literary, and scientific intercommunion; the effects and facilities of steam navigation; American im portance with the world at large; the new sympathies and t'ifs resulting from the pro digious emigration, and the progress of the Democratic element, apMt, influence and ten dencies in the BrMsitpoBlical and social sys tem these, and other salient changes, have begotten general good will, a rule of con ciliation, a general earnestness lor tne per petuity of relations and feelings such as be come cognate race and institutions, and a common acknowledgment of the precepts and ends of Christianity. Brief and to the Point. The following is a specimen of California pleadings, taken from the files of the District Court in San Francisco. We commend it to our Tennes. see lawyers as suitable for some cases they have to deal with: Rufus A. Lock wood adt. Elkanah II. Hodges. The said defendant, for plea and answer to the complaint of said plaintiff, on his behalf says that he never Intends to pay the said plaintiff 'a red' of the sum of money claimed in said complaint, or two other notes held by said plaintiff, unless, nnd until, (should such unlooked for event ever happen,) the said defendant shall have mors money than he knows what to do with, or to disposo of otherwise; and should the plaintiff succeed in getting said money otherwise or sooner, the said defendant will be glad to be advised thereof. Wherefore the said defendent (in lien of the prayer for judgment in such cases) says "let her rip." R. A. Lociwood, In proper person. The Newspaper that Pleases. That editor has the wisest tact, and will have his paper most read, who is able not only to an ticipate public opinion, but give it form and existence, in the most pleasing and acceptable dress. The London Leader makes the fol lowing observations : "It mav be verv wise to see both sides of a question, and to lie more anxious about what can be said against you, than what can be said for you; but the fact is that the object of most men in buying a newspaper, is to enjoy the statement of thnir own inarticulate notions in the shape of articl development and expression. A reader lever so thorough ly enjoys a paper at when he ean say, 'That is exactly what 1 hat? Stud iuyse; and he always tries to buy that paper which can givo to his own opinions'an air of the great est point and wisdom. It is looking iuto a mirror which tells him not the superficial aspect, so inadequate to tho expression of his real beauty and dignity, but that inner truth which is a more perlect portrait oi me wnoie man; a mirror which makes Simpson see with his own eyes the Socrates that he feels him self to be. For this reason it is to be taken that the papers which are purchased repre sent the opinions of their purchasers." An association of capitalists has been formed in Santa Fe, under the title of "Rail, road Association," and the Hon. II. N. Smith has been elected President. The Gazette says: Membership is constituted by a subscrip tion of such sums as may be consistent with tho means of .each member. The amount thus raised is to be placed in the hands of bankers, members of the association, to be invested in railroad stock, in the great Atlan tic and Pacific Railroad, provided the mnin trunk passes through New Moxico, making Albuquerque a point We are not advised of the precise amount subscribed by this as sociation, but we believe it is largely over a million of dollars. Travel on the Baltimore and Ohio IUii.noAD.-We learn that upwarda of ninety through passengers from Wheeling arrived in the cars this morning, and tho travel is in creasing so rapidly that the agent at Wheel ing has written for more passenger cars, which will be immediately Bent out We also learn that three first class locomotives were recently put on the road, and that hve more have been purchased, to be here in n few days. The freight is now brought over as fast as it arrives at Wheeling, and the in creased motive power to be brought into use will enable tha Com Dan v to despatch all bu siness that may offer. Bait. Patriot 13. Jf The Christian Inquirer has this fine remark: -; "The iriddr"toftf'id the overworked seampstress are extreme forms of the same menial impovengpniNii.- , The Inquirer tufthor observoa: "To our view, one of the worst things in American Society is the studied Indifference of female education to everything truly use ful and exalting. Ostentation in high life is a fair match, in point of degradation, with grinding want In low life." Secretary Gothrii. The new mode adopted by the "Prairie Plow," of making transfers of the public money, goes on brave ly. A regular corps f 'leg treasurers' have been established for the purpose of escorting the money from place to place. The New York Journal of Commerce, in relation to this matter, toys: "The same Cerberus that went to St Louis with his musket-marked boxes, is to take a large sum down to New Orleans. I notice a statement In the papers that Corcoran &. Riggs had half a miHion from Mr. Corwin for the purchase of United States stocks, and returned the money to the Gov ernment on the secession of Mr. Guthrie. This is not so. Corcoran &. Riggs purchased throe hundred thousand dollars of stock for the Government and gave the stock, redeem able in June, at par, to the Treasury. In the month of March. They had no Government funds In return. Th Batavia Times gives an account of a Shangai hen, which laid an egg six snd half Inches In eircumferenee one wav. by eicht the ethsr. She Is doinir is well as I coma oe expectca. The Old Maid. We admit, at once, that the "Old Moid," so far as the great obligation of female life is concerned, is obnoxious to the charge of being only of a numerical value in the world. We are, however, not at all disposed, as is generally the case, to make her lonely condition the subject of continual sport and badinage. Our experience would not justify us either in associating sourness of disposition, or ill-nature, as a necessary consequence of old-maidism. Nature is abundant in her resources, and observes well the laws of compensation. If one faculty .becomes blunted, another is sharpened, and so on; and we have often thought the old maid has been blessed with a more than usual share of the milk of human kindness, because nature despaired of the "old maid" ever having a flow of any othor kind. We by no means insist upon this theory. Those ancient virgin, who have reached beyond the grand climacteric of life, and are traveling to the grave, vexed at themselves and all the world, who find, when it is too late, that they have selfishly thrown away a life-time, and defeated the end and aim of their existence, have mostly themselves to blame for the lonely and uncared-for misery they endure. This class of antiques were generally great belles in their youth, receiving universal homage, whether they were dispensing their charms from tho opera box, fascinating the toe-bred dandies of the ball-room, or gracing, with their heartless coquetry, the social circle. The number of her admiring subjects not only confounded her judgment but cut her affections up into such little pieces that none who sought her hand were willing to take so small a portion of heart. So long as her beauty lasted, this was all very woll, but when that began to fade, and time would roll on, she began to think seriously of making a choice; when, gathering up the fragments of a heart which had been true to nothing in detail, she offers it wholesale, in time to dis cover it was a depreciated thing in the mar ket A heartless flirt through the best years of her life, she cannot expect much sympathy, if, in her old age, she becomes the object of merited contempt to those whose hearts she herself seared against her. Postoffice Robbert. We regret to say thnt we have never suffered so much from the practice of purloining money from letters, (always a heavy tax upon New York journ alists,) as during the past two or three weeks. We have before us a list of memoranda, made by our entry clerk since tho 20th of May, by which it appears that money has been taken from letters forwarded to us from seventeen different persons, in addition to twelve dol lars taken from another letter, enclosing names, which have not reached us. All of these louses have occurred within the States of New York aad Ohio, Not i day. passes scarcely that the mail does not bring us com plaint at the non-arrival of papers, for which money has neon sent mat never reacnea us. What mav be the explanation of this, we cannot pretend to say; but we can suggest a remedy, which, we venture to assure tne Postmaster-General will be efficacious. Let him require every postmaster, whom it is not the immediate intention of the department to displace, to produce satisfactory evidence of his honesty and capacity, failing in which, let him be removed. There is no doubt that there are some rogues among our postmas ters, and the quicker they are detected and put away the better. Meantime, we would recommend those remitting money to us, to take receipts from the postmaster where their letters are deposited, that the govornment may be facilitated in tracing out the offen ders. y. Y. Evening Po$t. Cuba, her Labor and Products. A Ha. vano correspondent of the No w York Express, of alate date, says: "The commerce of the Island is not only largely American, but much of its productions is in American hands. Planters coin money here who visit their estates but once or twice a year. At present, howovor, there is not more than one-fifth of the Island cultivated at all. Tho export of five hundred thousand hogsheads, nr one million five hundred thou sand boxes of sugar per annum, could easily be multiplied four or five fold, and would be, if the country belonged to the United States, and labor could be procured. The slave trade and slave births do not be gin, to meet the demand for labor, and slave property has savanrea enormously nere wiin. in a short time. The estimated annual im portation is from twenty to thirty thousand from Africa. Gentlemen who have traveled all over the Island, the past winter, tell, me that slaves have arrived lately at every port from Africa; but still there is a constant de mand for labor. The Chinese importation of 1,200 to bo increased to 6,000 is but as a drop in the ocean. Occasionally European white labor has been tried, but aside from the Indolence and inertness of the white laborers brought here, there are no white people ca- f able of enduring heat but the natives of the aland- A Fix. A Cleveland friend, who has just returned from a trip to Washington, gives ns the following, nnd assures us that it actually took place: Scrn in the Iiand Office. A .lk rnilAn anil findinlr the Commis. sioner unengaged, says : "I have received this notice, stating mat my sorvices win noi uc i . -onu'iriut In thi. department will vou favor me by stating the cause of my removal ? I have a family ana Commimioner You need not go into par. ticulara, sir. 1 regret the necessity of your removal; but you know, sir, tnnt wnen icmo crate come in, Whigs must go out; it is the fortune of war. Clerk But I am not a Whig, and never voted any but the Democratic ticket In my life. I receivod my first appointment under Mr. Polk, and the Into Administration made no enquiry as to my politics, but promoted me, unasked, to a better situation. Conimittwner. He be hern Mr. jj there has been some mistake hero you mny retire, and I will see it rectified. Exit clerk. w i Tk. (VI that a Locofoco Clerk has been promoted for good conduct and ability, is prima oeiVevidene st Washington that he hat turned Whig. Detroit Adv. 13T The true test of a man's temper is to ker p him waiting five minutes for his dinner. BECKY WILSON'S COURTSHIP. Oh' now do tell US' about itT sea the gals. Becky hadn't been married more'n a month, and hadn't got over her bashfulness ye. "Bout what? aes she. Why' bout your courtship,' ses the gals. 'Shaw!' ses she, turning her head an' blush ing dreadful; 'you better tell your own court ships yourselves, I reckon.' . , 'Yes, but none of us ever bod any beaux, Beck, and you's a married woman. Come, now, do tell us all about it I do love to hear about courtin' so much!' ses Betsey Powers. Oh, yes, Becky, do tell us.' Well,' ses Becky, after a great deal of blushin' and twistin about 'I'll tell you all how it was, if that will satisfy you.' 'Well,' ses the gals, all gcttin 'round her so they could hear her good. 'Well,' ses Becky, putting an emphasis on about every other word, 'John he cum to our house to see me, she ses, tnrnin' away ber head, kind o' lookin' rown sideways un der her arm; Fool! he bad better go to see his self, I reckon. Gracious know I don't care notliin' aboat him.' Wjsll,' ses the gals. - Welt,' John sed he loved me, Fool! better love his self, I reckon.? J, ' Oh, that's so funny,' ses the gala; Iff AD.' 'Shaw !' ses liecky, 'I won't tell no more. Oh.' ves. do do Becky, says all of em, 'Well,' then, John, he axed me if I wouldn't hnve him. Him fool I better nave his sell, I reckon.' 'Then, what did you say? 'Hem! I never said nothin. Gracious knows, he wasn't gwine to git nothing out of me.' Oh, ohr ses the gals 'do go on, Becky., 'Then, John, he asked mother if he moughn't have me, Fool! he better have his self, I reck on.' 'Well, says the gala. . Well mother, she got kind o' flustricated, and said yes. Fool, she better mind her own business, I reckon.' 'And then what? ' Then, John he asked daddy he moughtn't have me; and daddy ha got kind o' flustrica ted too, and sed yes, too.' 'That's the sort of daddies ses the gals, rubbin their hands. 'Then mammy, she went to town and got a white frock for me, and white gloves to put on my hands, for me to be married to him; Fool! better git married to him her self, I reckon.' Well,' ses the gals, go on Becky.' Shaw, now, I ain't gwine to tell you no more about it, so 1 ain't Oh, yes, Becky, do go onl Oh, do tell us all about the weddin, Becky that's a good soul.' . Oh, hush, gals, 'bout sich nonsense.' Oh! do now, that's s good soul.' Well, by-and-by the preacher man he came to our house, and a hole heap of people to marry me. Fools! they great deal better staid home, I reckon. Gracious knows I didn't want to see 'em.' 'Never mind, Becky go on.' 'Well, then, John he came to take mo op to the preacher man, for to be married. Fool! I never did feel so mad; and then Oh, shaw, gals I can't tell any more.' mi. on nn ' Well. then, the prVavher man, he axed me if I would have John to be my lawful hue. bond. Him, fool' better have bis self, I reck on. And then shaw, gals, I fctmm'( tell any more.' ... Oh, do, ueck-y! wow you re jest coming to the interesting part Oh, do tell us the rest Beck v. 'Well, fnever said nothin,' and tho preach. er man he said I must have John to my bus band when he was sick, when he was well; and when he was better or worser, and rich and poor, nnd love k'" and Lord only knows what a heap of things; and then he said people what he put together, it was agin the law to take apart; and so I was married, hard and fast, the fust thing I knowed, to John.' 'Well, what then, Becky?" ses the gals, gettin' more and more interested all the time. Whv. tho preacher man he went home, and then all the fellers came a pullin' and haulin' me, and kissing me and squeezing me, and sich other carryings on as they did cut up. Fools! they great deal better Kissed their own selves, i.recKon. Go on, Becky! tell ns about it,' aes all the gals. 'Well, then, after, they all went nway, and we went to bed, John he Oh, show,' ses she; "I ain't gwine to tell yon another wnrd mom. When vou pit married your selves, you'll know all about it' I reckon." MORN AMID THE MOUNTAINS.' Morn amid the mountains! lively solitude, Gushing streams snd fountains, M urmcr, "God is good." Now the glad sun breaking, Pours a golden flood; Deepest vales awaking, Echo, "God is good." Hymns of praise aro ringing, Through the leafy wood. Songsters sweetiy singing, Warble, "God is good.'T Wake and join the chorus, Man, with soul endued; Ho, whose smile is o'er us, God, our God is good. iiVnuf n. 1InM!"In tha memorandum book of Mr. Ring, one of the victims of the I. to llm.il rair1 at Nnrwalk. was found entered the following sentence: Friday morning. Now for home: ucnr iatner uor mother." What a commentary on life. The Hen Law. The following is pro- posed as the proper trestmont of the hens when found in your garden: 1 . Cin ItiA.nnMrannA of hens in ths par don give the owner notice. 3d. On their so. cund appearance, kill them, and throw tho bodies over ine lence oi mo u.ikh . ii tha .uhiAnuent nppesrances of hens, through the season, kill and eat them! rff" "Mister, your tign has fallen down? xried a temperance man to a grogshop-keeper, before whose door a drunken man was pros trate. 3T Within the space of ono month past, tho public press have recorded the destruc tion of the steamship Independence in the Pacific, the Ocean Wave on the Lakes, tho Jenny Llnd in California, the awful railroad calamities at Chicago and Norwalk, and the loss of tha ship William and Mary at sea near the Bahama Island. These six disasters have hurled into eternity not leas than fiv hundred souls! Queer Operation Spirits amono the Bones. The race of asses is not dead. Oh, no I It is perennial. It pokes its long ear into the face of Christianity, and whisks its tail into the eyes of civilization. Witness ths following facto. A number of spiritualists in this city, with one or two, we believe from Chicopee, received intimation that they must enter a certain large and unoccupied house; They accordingly sent for the key ( of th house, which was unsuspectingly delivered td them, tho holder never dreaming of the ptlr pose for which it was to to used. They en tered the house, and there was soon heard coming from within; by a gentleman passing, the most terrific screams. He declares that It sounded as if some one was suffering from the fear and pain of a murderer's knite. A female medium waa taken possession of, It seems, by the spirit of a murdered man whose bones were declared to be burled in the col lor, nnd so she imitated his dying agonies. The spirits finally ordered the digging up of the bones, and designated a certain geutle man to use the spade. It is ssserted, though we know not with how much truth, that the . medium was token up bodily y the spirits; and carried to a place on the cellar bottom, directly over the alleged deposit of the bones. And hore, oh reader! the gentleman of the1 apade stripped and went to work, f ter dig ging a deep hole, and finding no bones, the pursuit was relinquished. These are tho main laces, as nicy come vo us, ana u i pro per to say that this utter piece of torn foolerr was not enacted by the mdre Ignorant of the) spiritualists, but the principal actors are somsi of the leading minds in this strange delusion; If there is no devil, as the spiritualists aflirm, there is Something thnt answers all tho legitU mate purposes of a devil. Springfield R publican. Scottish Justice. A poor fflari, half century ago or more, was tempted to violate the game laws, by shooting a deer, the penal ty for the offence being a fine Of five pounds; or in dofiitllt 6f funds, thirty lashes. Ha gave half the deer to a neighbor, who had the meanness afterwards to, complain of him id order that he might get half the lino; the law being that half must go to the informer and half to the king. The offender was convlc ted, and fined accordingly; but plead that he had no money. "Well, mon," said the mai gistrate'we'mun ha' the lashes then."i Tho poor man was submissive. The magistrate then said to the Sheriff, "take that man, the informer, tie him till yon tree, ond gie hint fifteen lashes, which will bo his half; nnd When King George comes ovor, we will gie him his half. Half till the informor and half till the King."j The Star or the Cabinet. Tho Hon. Caleb Cushing, Attorney General, is Onques tionnbly the leading spirit of the Cabinet Ho has taken the whole building opposite tho Treasury, lately occupied by the Department of the Interior; and fitted up his rooms in elegant style, with a regular"Audience Cham ber," which is said to be even more thronged with applicants for office than the "Ante Room' of the White House. Tho Judicial appointments have lieen transferred to the Attorney General's department; nnd various other "patronage"placed in his hands. In Washington, Mr. Cushing has already receiv. ed the soubriquet of "Richelieu;" and ho i evidently crowding tho Secretary of State in th .triiirirln formrcontive influence and Dono lor admiration. As an accomplished scholar and an adroit statesman, Mr. Cushing has no equal in tbe Cabinet As a politician, Mr. Morcy can beat him at long odds. A'ew York Mirror. Walking. Walking is good; not stepping from shop to shop, or from neighbor to neigh bor. but stretching out far into tho country to the fresh fields and highest ridges, nnd quietest lanes. However sullen the imagin ation may have been among its griefs at home, hore it cheers up sua smiles. Howev er listless the limbs may have been when, sustaining a two heavy heart, here they are braced, and the lagging gait become bouyant ngnin. Tho mere breathing of the cool wind on tho face in the commonest highway is rest and comfort which must bo folt at such' times to bo believed. It is disbelieved In the shortest intervals between its seasons of en joyment; and every time tho sufferer has res olutions 10 go IOIVI1 vo meev ih it inuiutruuw to the very honrt in great surprise. The fiold are better still, for there is a lark to fill up the hours with mirthful music, or at worst the robin and the flocks of field fares to show that the hardest day has its life and hilarity. But the calmest region is the upland, where human life is spread out beneath the bodily eye where the human eye moves irora tne peasant's nest to the spiry town, from the school house to the church-yard, from the diminished team in the patch of fallow of the fisherman's boat in the cove, to the via duct thnt spans the valley, or the fleet that glides, ghost like, on the norrizon. tnw Marlineau, tZSf Stnrnn'. ITnrln Tnhv a:ivs that nno of t I' ' - J J - ------ - the tricks of women is, to pretend that they have acciaenuy gov someuiing in meir eye, nnd induce a man to look for it; and he says the man is sure gone if he looks there for that something. fif" A wagoner passing a store, waa ariked what he had in his waon. Hd replied i Three-fourths of a cross, and a circle complete An uprigni w iters iwi iini-irira u uiocv, A reotangla triangle standing on feet; Two semi-eircles, and a oirole eomplete. a II Three-fourths of a cross is a T. A circle) eomplete is an O. An upright where twc i .. I. n A trl.naln atnnditi M)UJI-VI(VIV. uiirw - - O B on feet Is an A. Two seml-fclrclcs are CD and a circle Is O. TOBACCO is what waft in the wagon. ' Sentenced to be Huno for Kidnappino. Joseph K. Groves has been tried st Clin ton, N. C, on charge Of kidnapping, found guilty, an J sentenced to be hung on the first Friday of July. K3Mrs. Harris says if a man wants hischil- dren to look like him, tho fewer jaunts ho makes to California tho hotter. Observing old lady that Sad Accident. A man "was thrown up on his own resources" in this city last week. Ho was Injured internally, but it Is thought that he will recover, as tho resources woro not very extensive or powerful. Severe Falls. A new convert out west recently "foil from grace," dislocating his conscience and entirely ruining his moral constitution. A gentlcruan fell down in his own esteem tho Other day. Fortunately lie had no brains or they would havo beta dashed out. 1 r J