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152-HH TT, P $ B$$r; aite ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8. 1846. Vol. RSft C21. "TptM-cd at rittsbnrg Pc-stofflcc, November li 1S&7. as- second-class matter. Business Office Corner Smithfield and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 7S and So Diamond Street, in New Dispatch Building. r.rr.RN advertising di-fice, koomsu T'UJUIVETSniLI'IN'i;. NEWYOHK. wherecom-ti'.-ti- filet orxnc DISl'ATC'H can always be round, ForciEn a-lri.--ti-.e--- annreclr.tu Hie roiHrnlcncy. iloniJVd, ertiM-R and trim ofTHII DISPATCH. while In New York, arc al-o made welcome Tin: DTSFA TCH rr-rilarfy on salf at Erentann's, I Cnlot Tiar. Mtr l'rk, and 17 Ave lt V Opera, Pirn?. Frcnrr, trherr ovyenz is'to has bttn disap jmntedata hotel nnos htand canobtainit. TERMS or ME DISPATCH. rOPTAGE TREE IN" THE CXTTED STATES. CAii.t DisrATrn. One Year 8C0 IHIi.yPisfvtch, Per Quarter. 2 00 Daily PiKPATcn, One Month 10 Daily DlPrATCII. Including Sunday, lyear.. 10 00 Daily Dispatch, lncludlnj-Sundar, s m'ths. 2 50 iAILY Dispatch, Including Sunday. 1 m'th.. 90 Pcxruv Dispatch One Year S 5C Wi fkly Di-rATCIi. One Year 1 13 Kr. Dait y Di-PATrn Is delivered by carriers at 15 ents per wccV, or, including Sunday Edition, at 20 cents per w cefc. PITTSBURG, WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 1G, 1S9L TWELVE PAGES HOW TO S.V" K SLArGHTEK. In connection with the renewed po--si-Ulity of ? European outbreak, it is inter esting to learn the Austrian and German Governments are experimenting with shields for soldiers and with screens for large bodies of soldiers, to counteract the destructivenoss of modern firearms. This i-? a remarkable indication of the tendency of the age of military invention in Europe to get back to the days of armored sold iery, which were abolished three or four centuries ago by the invention of gun powder. Having in its primary stages wiped out armor, it would be a strange srquel if gunpowder restored it. But the rapid succession of offensive and ilefrivp military invention permits suggestion which is very desirable for the benefit of humanity. It is clearly an accepted principle that the next war be tween the military empires will be decided by the practical perfection of the respec tive milium- machinery. If the victory teii'ii fall to the Power, that has the iao--t deadly mjll arms, the most power till arti"er and the mo--,t impregnable armor, both for ships and men, the hundred-, o! millions that have been spent in jiroviding these things have all been wasted. Tlite point buig established the blood less decision of wars becomes easy. When two l'ov.er-. can no longer agree, let them submit their war material to a competitive test. The number and excellence of their munitions can be decided by actual in fcprction. while the respective value of each can be decided by letting each Power lire at th armor of the other, the results to be recorded by a jury of impartial ex perts. It is plain that the records of such a te:.t would furnish an indisputable meas ure of ihe victory of one Power over another. If 100 represented the standard of excellence, it is plain that the empire vliese war material in ihe various military rnd naval departments only reached an average of 80 must lose a province: if it fell to ,r0 it must suffer the fate of the plucked collegian and be relegated to tuter rum: while the Power that gained the supererogatory perfection of 100 plus, onuld take what ever it wanted from its neighbors. It is to be hoped that this rational and humane method of settling tuture con :Iict will commend itself to the European militarists. When it is clearly demon s', rattd that one Power can whip the otlier what is the use of lulling 00,000 or 100,000 of the common ieople to emphasize the decision? The sovereigns and statesmen of Europe may be able to stand the slaughter of their subjects philosophically enough, but the chance that some of them may be hit should make this way of pre venting all danger very acceptable to them. riTzsraiaioNs as a philosopher. That Mr. Fitzsimmons, clearly divining ihe kind intention of the community toward him was to put a rope around his neck and compel him to dance a pat sevl upon nothing, should, opportunity offer ing, take a walk, is, after all, not so sur prising. The bar-filing, rope-climbing and acrobatic incidents are of course eminently theatrical, and suggestive not merely of the daring of Jack Sheppard, DickTurpin r:id Claude Duval, but are quite up to the Htest stage sen--.ition dramas which hith- rto have been accepted as wholly imagin ative. But probably the most interesting phsse of the Fitzsimmons affair is exhibited in the light which his letter yesterday to Trrc Dispatch and his previous epistle to his counsel, Mr. Marshall, turns upon the mental processes. That he had not merely thought over his situation in a very gen eral and philosophic way, but that he had the nerve, after getting liberty, and while the minions of the law were hot upon his trail, to post his letter to this paper so that it reached its destination within a couple of hours after bis delivery, is an evidence of cool and refreshing self-possession. The light and airy tone in which he contrasts the limitations of the "Hotel de Bastille, Pittsburg," with the more luxuriant and fe-.-nsaotLs attractions of the Anderson and the Monongahela House is worthy of the airiest flights of Duval, whether celebrated in prose fiction or in the melodious opera of the comic stage. Mr. Fitzsimmons' capacity to project his spirit away from his own immediate disagreeable personal environment is also exhibited handsomely in his letter to Mr. Marshall- Alike in that letter and in the later one to The Dispatch, this interest ing individual exhibits himself as a person o! thought and broad reflection, who, in tie intervals between burglary, homicide and jail breaking, was disposed to view and to moralize in an elevated and.cven graeetul and cheery way upon the pano rama of human life as it passed before him. Interest in Mr. Fitzsimmons will un doubtedly be much intensified by his liter ary efforts. In all seriousness the utter vari ance between their tone and the wretched situation in which the man was placed would go far to indicate such a sad want of mental balance as almost to amount to insanity, if every presumption of tills sort were not efficiently and conclusively re butted by the undeniable and eminently successful coherence of the mental pro cesses by which he eliminated himself from the hands of his keepers. His case is a strange one. It will be studied in de tail by the public with a greater sense of security when the subject is again under confinement CARELESSNESS ok worse? The escape of the robber and murderer, Fitzsimmons, from the county jail affords prima facie evidence of the need of a sharp investigation into the discipline and man agement of that institution. Intimations of such a necessity have been heard before, but this remarkable event leaves no room for doubt on the subject There can hardly be a more complete demonstration of the length to which official inefficiency can go than that, after the county has spent two and a half mil lion dollars in building, In impregnable granite a court house and a jail fitted up with apnroved safeguards, the most defiant and notorious criminal for years evades trial in one building because he is permit ted to get out of the other, almost as easily, as from a canvas tent The theory of official carelessness is the most charita ble one, while the alternative supposition, advanced in various quarters that the money at his command rendered his won derful escape more easy, only emphasizes the need of strict investiition. Of course, the escaping criminal was aided from the outside; but the question which the public will want decided is whether his ability, with that assistance, to overcome the difficulties of bars, granite walls, and the watch of the prisoners for which the public money is expended, is due to official larelessness or official cor ruption. On either hypothesis the ques tion becomes pertinent, if notorious crimi nals can escape in this way, what return are the people getting for their expendi tures on the jail? Of course, no expense should be spared to effect the capture of this desperado in order to convince the criminal class that the laws are not as futile as they now ap pear. If the authorities have the good fortune to secure Fitzsimmons' recapture it will be hoped that he may be brought back to a jail with discipline enough to in sure his staying there. WORK FOR THE CANADIAN PACIFIC. The New York Herald in a recent edito rial article copies and endorses the sug gestion of its Paris namesake, that the Canadian Pacific Railroad should lay an ocean cable from Vancouver to Yokohama for the accommodation of the world's traffic. The Paris Herald being, perhaps, an expatriated offshoot of American jour nalism, like those citizens of the United States who reside permanently abroad, its desire that a Canadian corporation shall control the avenues of watercourse around the world, is not, perhaps to be wondered at; but the anxiety of the New York news paper that the entire control shall be left iu the hands of the Canadian Pacific is a little singular. Does the esteemed Herald recognize that our transcontinental lines are so fully occu pied in charging the intermediate shippers "all the traffic will bear" that they cannot be expected to do anything to bring the telegraphic connection with Japan to our own country? Or is this a practical avowal that the complaints of American railways of the competition of the Cana dian roads is really based on the superior enterprise of the Canadian Pacific, But even if both suppositions be true, there are other organizations of United States capital which might be called upon to take charge of that enterprise. For instance, the Mackay-Bennett cable, which the Herald exploits in its every issue, might very fitly extend its connections and give us aefcve telegraphic competition through this country by undertaking the project thus commended to it. But perhaps the Herald has information that the laying of such a cable would be the reverse of remunerative. In that case its willingness that the Canadian Pacific corporation shall put up the money is equally patriotic and futile. A comparison on campaign funds. The fact is brought out in the newspaper discussion of the day that the State cam paign of 18G0, by which Pennsylvania was put permanently into the column of Re publican States and the election of Lin coln secured, was waged on a fund of 512,000. This is in sharp contrast with the politics of to-day, in which a big barrel is regarded by the politicians as the most essential provision for campaign work. There is no legitimate reason why elec tion expenses should be greater now than in 18G0. Printing costs less; the means of reaching the people with political argu ments through the columns of the news papers have been vastly multiplied. Yet here we have the fact that what was prob ably the most important Republican vic tory ever won in this State was secured with a campaign fund of ?12,000, of which 5,000 went for rent and printing, leaving S7.000 for expenditures throughout the Stato. The whole sum is less than is now thought necessary to carry a single county. In certifying to the correctness of this statement, Colonel McClure, who was the Republican chairman in 1860. sav that it would be utterly impossible to carry on j a campaign at the present time on such a fund. But the impossibility only exists because the politicians insist on the pres ence of the barrel. There have been in stances within th" past twelve months of the most startling and almost re volution ary political victory carried on with funds which would not be deemed adequate for a city campaign. Kansas was swept by the People's party last fall with a cam paign fund of 1,100. When a party repre sents convictions, faith and earnestness whether the convietions and faith are "well founded or not it can get its views be fore the people without the aid of an im mense corruption fund. Unless tl;e big campaign funds are used for the direct or indirect purposes of bribery, their necessity is entirely a po litical superstition, inculcated for the ben efit of tho political workers. As with the kindred theory that patronage is neces sary for politics, it is to the interest of the managing politicians to keep it up. Your enterprising politician may live through a hard winter on the pickings of a campaign in.which the barrels are tapped freely. But if a party appeals to the reason and interest of the masses it does not need either to bleed the officeholders or to fry the fat out of capital. THE STATESMANSHIP OF MEANNESS. The accounts which come from Rou mania of the crisis which has arisen there between the ministry and the monarchy are calculated to impress the democratic mind with two features. First, the com pulsion that seems to rest upon these un fortunates who are embarked in the king business to be something that it were base flattery to call a man; and, second, the unspeakable meanness which acts as tho mainspring of politics in the Danubian provinces. The Roumanian imbroglio begins with the love of the Crown Prince for Mile. Vacaresco. There is no assertion that the lady was not virtuous or worthy; but the idea that a present or future king can as sert the manliness of marrying the woman he loves, was repudiated by the Rouman ian ministry. Mile. Vacaresco was sent packing. But this is only the beginning of the meanness. The Queen of Bou mania, the gifted and romantic "Carmen Sylva," is charged with having sympa thized with lovers and, therefore, the Roumanian ministry demanded of the king that he follow tho example of the unspeakable Milan, of Servia.jand obtain a divorce from his irreproachable Queen. It Is pleasant to hear that the King, although he had been weak enough to 'yield in the matter of the Crown Prince's love, plucked up enough of the spirit. of a man when it was proposed to divorce the almost dying Queen, to refuse to do anything so mean. Consequently King Charles is accused ofjsecret sympathy with-the Queen, the Crown Prince and the maid of honor, and the ministry give out hints of his coming dethronement Of course Russian intrigue is at the bottom of all this; but even with that ex planation it is difficult to conceive of statesmanship founded on such baseness. In this ma'tter the sympathies of democ racy must be with the royal personages. A King is entitled at least, to be a man. It is to be hoped that King Charles will make up his mind to assume that charac ter, and assert the right of both himself and his heir to be loyal to the women they love. LIFE IN THE METROPOLIS. The recent gossip of New York on an event in gambling circles furnishesa whole chapter of philosophical reflections on the condition of society at the close of the nineteenth century. In the first place we have set before us the business of the "boss gambler" of New York. This is a busi ness forbidden and donounce'd by the law; but it nevertheless rises to such unques tioned magnitude that the confidential manager of the establishment, who holds unsupervised control while the "boss gambler" is pursuing other enterprises of the profession at the seaside resorts, car ries in the safe the very respectable cash balance of 100,000. To refer to such a sum in the parlance of the ordinary mem bers of the profession as "the wad" would be little short of sacrilege. Of course the manager of a business which keeps 100,000 of ready cash on hand is eminently respectable. He lives in a rich mansion in upper New York, oc cupies a pew in one of the fashionable churches he has recently requested a cor rection of the loose and inaccurate state ment that he is a member of the church and. has his occupation described in the city directory as " brushes." These are the antecedent features of the case. This highly respected confiden tial manager concludes to reform, and as a means of placing his respectability after reformation beyond all question, after dis solving partnership walks off with the wad we beg pardon, the cash balance of 100,000. The excellence of the busi nest judgment of this eminently respect able gentleman, is more than vindicated in the sequel. He remains in New York with an intimation that his recent em ployer or partner can prosecute if he wants to; and the "boss gambler" accepts his inability to permit the secrets of his business to be opened up with the same sang froid as if his late highly prized cashier had called the turn for 25,000. To attempt to enlarge upon the strik ing features of this case would be like trying to gild refined gold. We can only pathetically suggest an investigation of social scientists as to whether sucli things are due to the' fact that the world has not yet got beyond tin stage when a class of men is found who order, their affairs with out regard to the law, or whether after an era of law, we are getting past it and re turning to the age when eminent gamblers and other capitalists arc a law unto them selves. It is the statement of Ben Bntterworth that the returning 'World's Fair Commis sioners are very tirod. That their digestive organs are fatigued is natural, under the necessary workings of causo and effect; but that tbeir heroic spirit is worn out wo must decline to believe. We venture tho asser tion that tho indomitable Handy and Butter worth would tackle another public dinner to-morrow, if the call of duty should spread the festive board before them. Baudsley refuses to say a word about McCamant and Livsey. The threat of im prisonment for contempt is one which has slight terrors for a man who lias just begun a term of flf teon years in the penitentiary. There has been a delay in the ratification of that Cuban Treaty by the Spanish Cortes; but as the impressive E. Burd Grubb is going back to Spain, tho prospect is that the recalcitrant deputies will be promptly charmed into seeing their duty. General Grubb is Irresistible except when lie is trying to persuade the stubborn Jerseymon into electing hipi Governor. The situation in New York politics adds force to the apprehension that the town of Elmirn is likely to set up exclusive claims to the business of being the nursery of Gov ernors for that State. The latest "thing in industrial science is the establishment of an academy at Chicago, under license from tho Internal Revenue Bureau, at which the process of brewing beer is to be 'studied in all its scientific phases. Wlied) the manufacture of beer be comes a learned profession, tho froth on tho top of it jnayte expected to be something immense. The cyclonic storms which were predicted for September, by the weather prophets, have materialized, hi such a negative way as to make "us 'wish for a prediction of perpetual cyclones. The industry with yjhich one report from Texas that Dyrenfnrth's explosions have produced abundant rains Is chased by another that they have done nothing of the .sort. Is calculated to produce desperation in tho impartial mind. Can it be that Dyren furth and his rain-waking have become a. political issue? Perhaps, if the burglars and murderers were to capture the honest men and put them in jail, tho way to make prisons secure would be demonstrated in actual practice. Exgland against Ilussia, France against Germany, all Europe against China, n short crop and the cholera in Asiatic Turkey, are calculated to make people on this side of .the ocean thankful that they have to endure 'nothing worse than monopolistic combina tions, the political machines and Russell Harrison. Pxshafs Mr. IJussell Harrison indorses the Xcw York ticket on the distinct under standing thatit.will put a more complaisant collector in charge of tho revenue tugs. That jail on Boss street forms a part of -a very imposing architectural whole; hut if defiant criminals can walk out of It at will, the public may conclude that it would bo better to invest less in architecture and more in an efficient guardianship of the criminals. The island of Jlitylene is elevated to the rank of a very large-sized and entirely visi ble chip on tho British shoulder. For the United States Admiral.to give .Balmaceda 'a refuge was undoubtedly cor rect; but care should 'be taken that the ex ample of England is not followed in gerting( .away with a round'lot of the Chilean public treasure. . THE PITTSBTIRG DISPATCH. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER FOSSIL FOOTPRINTS. . Characteristics of Some of the Discoveries Recently Made In the Red Sandstone Near HolyoUe, Mass. What the Animal was Like. Several footprints of reptiles of.varlous dimensions have lately been discovered about three miles from Holyoke, says the Springfield Republican, upon the rock in G. L. Bosworth's quarry, near the shore of the Connecticut river, which have caused con siderable excitement and elicited many in quiries. iThese discoveries occur not infrequently, more than 12.C00 such footmarks having al ready been brought to light, and, In fact.it is well known throughout the scientific world that the now red sandstone of the Connecticut Valley, which extends about 110 miles from north to south and averages about 20 miles in width from east to west, is one of the most prolific depositories of fossil prints. Slabs of this stono, having upon them the wonderful indentations, can bo found in almost all the museums of this country and Europe. A few days ago, acoompanied by my friend. Prof. Woodman, who is, as the world knows, one of the most profound scholars in the natural sciences, I visited Mr. Bos worth's quarry. The soil over tho rocks, which is not very thick at that locality, had been removed and left exposed an extensive area, upon which a large number of tracks are apparent. Prof. Woodman said that in all his rumblings through tho world he had not seen such a large number clustered to gether in m circumscribed a place. Several of the tracks can be traced irom one end of tho quarry to the other. There is not only a largo number of them, but they are of various sizes, and were made by animals of different species, though the contornmtion of the foot indicates that they belong to tho same genus. Some of the tricks measure 18 incites in length and 10 in width; others are 10 inches long, and there are others that do not measure more than three or four inches, and are of proportional width. A slab taken out near tho edge of the public road which forms the northern boundary of the quarry has two large, well delineated tracks upon its 'surface 4 feet 6 inches npart, which indicate the stride in the step of the animal. Tracks nave tho Same Conformation. All the tracks bear the same conforma tion of the loot that is, all have only three toes, and the steps bear tho same charac teristics they are single; that is, made by bipeds. There is no doubt they are much smaller now than when first made. The mud, in drying up, must have contracted considerably to become as the rock is to day, of a crystalline nature. Many of these fossil prints bear a close resemblance to the tracks of birds, bo much so that for years many of them were believed to have been made by some of the feathered tribes, but since the discovery of the dinosaurs in the triassic strata the question has been defi nitely settled. Thoie is no doubt now that tnese tracKS were imiuc uy severaiupcwcs ui reptiles which have already been found in tho triassic beds of Nevada and Cali fornia, and on the western slope of tho Rocky Mountains. Tho numerous tracks found show that these animals formed a large genus, with very many species. One species had three toes, another had four, and another five. The three-toed was tho most numerous, and produced species of enormous sizos. The Brontozoum Gigan tcum, the Otozoum Moodli, belong to the three-toed variety and were from U to 15 leet in height. Tne four-toed and flve-toed species weie not quite so numerous, but they produced individuals of still greater dimensions. Specimens have been lound that measured IS feet in height and their tracks 24 inches iu length. Thelossilsof all these animals show that nil the species had large heads, sauriau-like, with enormous teeth. They all had four legs, but made little use or their forelegs, which were very smnll and atrophied lor want of use. These characteristics Indicate that they were In form as well as in habits closely allied to the bird family. They Walked on Their Hind tegs. The fact that they walked on their hind legs, that their bones wero hollow like those of birds, that they had the same conforma tion of tho foot and were biped in their habits, points to the conclusion that they were the primitive sketches of a new design which was just in tho stage of its evolution, an intermediate form or a connecting link emerging from the reptilian genus into the genus bird. They are surely nearer tho typo bird than that of ans- other, and If Itweie not for their forelegs they might be classed at once as the primitive genus of the feath ered tribe. The fact that they had teeth does not pre clude the possibility of their being interme diate between reptiles and birds, because teeth w ere a very common appendage to the primitive birds, and are still found with somo of our living birds. The parrot and the penguin have rudiments of teeth and alveolar- processes. That conformation in fossil birds was the law, and its absence was the exception. Several species had Jaws like saurian s, and were saurian-like in their dis position and appearance. Tho archaspteryx, the gastoi-nis, the hesperornis, the lchthr ornis and many others were of that sort. Some of these birds had teeth three Inches In length, sharp and pointed. But the dinosaurs were not the only ani mals which had the privilege to rove over the muddy plain of this valley. A large number ot'other footprints have been found which must have been made by other ani innle belonging to different orders. Tho tracks of tho labyiinthodonts, the enalio saurs, the belodonus lepturus, the droma therium and many others are ofton met with. In 1842 the late Prof. Hitchcock had already examined 2,000 which had been made by 32 species of bipeds and 14 species of quadrupeds. Questions as to tho World's Age. In regard to footprints, the question upon which centers the greatest interest is not about their number or nature, nor of the character or disposition of the animals that innrle them, but in their immense antiouitv. If they dated only a few years buck they would not bo noticed. But their age is so immense that we can never form aa ade quate conception of its duration, and it is so with all the geological periods. The num ber of centuries required to bring the state of the earth from a vaporous mass into its concrete form, and then through the series of transformations which have marked the evolutions of the radiates into the articu lates, and these into the mollusks, and tho mollnsks into the fishes, and the fishes into the reptiles, and the reptiles into tho birds, and the birds into the mammalians, and the mammalians into the genus homo, bafilo our imagination. The only means we have to unravel tho past is the division of time adopted for geology that Is, the azoic, or time previous to the appearance of the or ganic life; the eozoic, or tlB time when life lirst appcareu; me puieuzoic, ur age ox llshcs; the mesozoic, or age of reptiles: the cenozoic, or tho age of the mammalians. The evolution of a class of animals Into other classes and species is called an age; the group of rocks faid during an age is an era, and each rock of an era is called a period; thns-we say, the paleozoio is the age of fishes, and comprises tho Devonian era, -which is ooraposed of the "Portage," Hamil ton, oorniferous: and the Oriskanv periods. The chronology of a rock is determined by? Its lossus 11 it is fcteuiuieiiiary, unu uy 113 chemical or physical composition and ar rangement It it is plutonlo. These minor points are indispensable for the intelligent study of the science and to enable one to grasp its intricate problems. A QUESTION 07 A2FBAISEHENT. Tho Treasury Department Disagrees With the District Attorney. Washington, Sept. IS. In a recent com munication to the General Appraiser at New York the District Attorney at St. Louis con tended that under the law on the subject applications for a review of the decisions of; the Board of General Appraisers must in all cases be made to the Circuit of Now York in the district where the decision of tho board was rendered. The matter was referred to the Treasury Department, and in a "letter to the General Appraiser at Now York Aoting Secretary Spauldlng says the position of the attorney appears untenable, and was so determined by the Circuit Court for the Eastern district of Missouri, which held that the terms of the law "within the dis trict in which the matter arises" refers to tho district in which the port Is situated where the merchandise was entered and the .controversy between the importer and col lnntnr originated. He sees no reason for -submitting the question to the Supreme Court lor aeiermiiuivjuu.uB auggesteu uy xne District Attorney. Necessity of Restocking Ontario. Philadelphia Tress.J m The necessity of restoring the "Hah supply of Lake Ontario Is "shown by Forest and Stream by a quotation from a Bochester ,riewspaner, which calls attention to Lake Ontario whltoflsh as to a curiosity. Yet iu 1SS0 the catch of whlteflsh in the lake was 1,064,C00 pounds. In 1S35 the amount was 90, 711 pounds, and in 18U1 tho fish is a curiosity in Rochester. Lake trout have disappeared in like proportion. But Congress has made an appropriation for a hatchery from which to stock the Jake, provided laws for the pro tection of the flsh shall first be passed by New York and the Dominion of Canada. MICH0SC0PIC INSPECTION. Germany Has Conceded Too Little in Lieu of Troo Sugar Admission. Chicago Tribune. Tho law about the microscopic inspection of pork products served simply as th e brblgo for a retreat with honor, as it enabled the German Government to withdraw so far as pork was concerned, though not wheat from a position that became untenable the moment the reciprocity-retaliatory policy was adopted by the United States. And if the members of the last Congress had been less wooden-skulled that withdrawal would have been more prompt and would have covered more ground. With a contingent retaliatory duty on sugar equal to tho re mitted tax viz.: $40 a ton tho Germans would have conceded much more and done it sooner. They would have lowered their high duties on both pork and Hour. Nor is there any question that even with the small power of reciprocal retaliation left to Mr. Blame by booby Congressmen he will constrain tho German Government to do more thau It has yet done. Cuba and Puerto HIco furnish a little over three-fifths of the raw sugar imported by this country. After July 1 next they will admit American pork products free. Germany furnishes nearly one-fifth of the raw sugar imported. While the prohibition on American pork is taken off there remains a high duty of $2 1G par 100 pounds. Germany has, therefore, conceded too little in lieu of free sugar ndmission. She must conoede much more or it will not be Jong before a protest is heard Irom Spain to tho effect that she ha given the United States more than Germany has done, and that the sugar of her colonies is being in directly discriminated against to the ad vantage of German competitors. PREPARING TO CELEBRATE. Kentucky Will Soon Complete Her First Century of Existence. Sew York Tribune. Kentucky is already preparing to cele brate the completion of lier first century as a State of the Union, although the time for the celebration is nearly nine months dis tant. Kentucky was tho second State to be mitted, following Vermont by more than a year; for tho recent celebration at Benning ton coincided neither with the date of the battle fought there nor with the dato of Vermont's acquisition of Statehood, the latter being Marcli 4, 1791. Kentucky came in as the fifteenth State on June 1, 1792, and the celebration of the ocn tennial of that event in her history will take place next summer. An elaborate cele bration 1 already planned. The next State in the historic lino is Tennessee, which is Kentucky's Junior by four years to a day. No other State's centennial occurs in the present century, but Ohio will have her turn early in the next. NAMES OFTEN SEEN IN PBINT. "William Waldorf Astor has been selling off his New York property, and in tends to make London his permanent resi dence. Jay Cooke says his father built the first railroad in the United States. President Harrison, the first, was present at the open ing of the line. Reports that the Czar and Czarina will visit Emperor William soon, and that the latter will visit St. Petersburg next month, arc current here, but generally discredited, Miss Ejiilt Huntington Miller, who has been elected Principal of tho Women's College of the Northwestern University, is President of the Woman's Club at Chautau qua, and was for many years editor of the Little Corporal. It now appears, according to a Vienna dispatch, that the condition of the Queen of Boumania, whose life is despaired of, is largely due to theknowledge of the attempts made to induce her husband to obtain a di vorce from her. Captain Doubassoff, of the Russian navy, who is the guest of Minister Snowdon in Philadelphia, will sail for home Septem ber 10. Ho has been placed in command of tho harbor of Cronstadt, and will shortly be made an Admiral. John D. Rockefeller, who has been confined to his homo at Forest Hill for some weeks past, Is a very siok man. Several phy sicians examined him and declared him to be free from organic diseases, but decided that his nervous system needed absolute rest. During his coming visit to Dresden, Eu bonstein, the great Russian, will not lead u life of leisure. He intends not only to finish his oratorio, "Moses," and anew opera whioh has not yet received a name, but also to complete his book, "Essay Upon Music and, Musicians." The physicians of John Fitzgerald, presi dent of the Irish Land League of America, say that he will survive his attack of con gestion of the brain, but admit reluctantly that mentally he will never be himself again. The sad nows has greatly affected' liis many friends. Rev. H. O. Shuttle worth, rector of St. Nicholas Church, London, has been ap proached with regard to his possible accept ance of tho rectorship of Holy Trinity, Bos ton, made vacant by Dr. Brooks' election to the bishopric; but it is doubtful if he could be Induced to come to this conntry. "While in Australia. Bernhardt and her company went out sixty miles into the bush, and slept in tent, for tho fun of the thing. One night the gentle Sarah roused every one by punching them with a bamboo fishing rod, in order to secure a large following for a projected bear-hunt. The actress claims to have killed the animal they wore in search of, but some of her attendants de clare on the sly that it was insignificant in size. DEATHS HEBE AND ELSEWHERE. Attorney W. H. Young. W. H. Young, a member of the Greens burg bar, died yesterday morning at Kirkbrlde Asylum, Philadelphia, where he was taken about six months ago, EiuTerluir wKu paresis, which caused bis death. He was well known throughout Westmoreland and adjoining counties. He was one of tbe most briUlan t and eloquent of Westmore land's barristers, and had great power over a Jury. He read law with ex-Judge Hunter, and was ad mitted to the bar In 1877. He Hfih Ahnnt. JO v.&n old and leaves a wife, but no children, William H. Perrln, Historian. x William Henry.Perriu, the author of sev eral historical works, died Monday morning In J ijooisTiue 01 maiarim lever, in 1H73 no .went to Il linois, where he prepared a history of tho Western and Northwestern States and Territories. Return ing, he published a history of Kentucky. He con triuutearoany articles n historical subjects to the magazines. He was 60 years old and leaves a famUy. Isaac Morton. Isaac Morton, who has been janitor of the Freehold Bank for 20 years, died yesterday morn ing at the age of 52 years. He was a great church worker and a member of the U. A.- It. He was one of the prime movers to have Emancipation Day made a legal holiday. Obituary Notes. The AiicnBisnor of Valadolid, In Spain, Is dead. Mrs. Geace D. Levering, Denver's most noted vocalist, died Monday night after a brief IU ness. Henbt Fettinqee, one of the foremost busi ness men of Altcona, died yesterday evening, aged 80 jears. He wai one of the first merchants to locate In that city. He was a prominent Demo crat all bis life. WILLIAM Waksock. Postmaster at Warnock Station, Belmont county.-O., for 81 years, died tlicre yesterday, aged 70. He was bom In Ohio county, W. Va.. and ever since his majority held the position of Postmoter. he being probably the longest termer la ihe country. Th5uas S. Mott, a leading banker and prom inent Republican politician, died In Oawego.N.Y,, Monday, aged 65 years. He enjoyed an extensive acquaintance with the prominent men of the coun try. He was President of the First National Bank and the owner of the Oswego Water Works system. Veet Rev. DxanJLiester; D. D., of the On tario Diocese, and rector of St.George's Cathedral. Kingston, Ont., died at Ruthin, North Wales, aged 72. Hewas educated In Dublin and ordained a priest of the Anglican Church lu 1830. la U863 he became the rector 6t St. George's, retiring I1USS0. Hinfficc was for Ufe. joooe B. M. MUBitAY, one of the oldest settlers of Dupane county, 11L, died at Naperville Sunday. Mr. Murray settled In Dupage county In 1831, served In the BUck Hawk war, and was one of the early Sheriffs of Cook county. He was an Inti mate friend of Slepnen A. 'Douglass, and was prominent In politics In the early days of Illinois. HENBT COLKUAX, colored, who for 28 years, since the time of Attorney General Speed, has been the messenger of the door of the Assistant Attor ney General in the Department of Justice, died In "Washington Monday, about SO years of age, Cole man was a slave In his younger days, but managed to save up enough money to purchase freedom lor himself aad wife. 16. 3891; OltE MAIL POUCH. Retaliation a Poor Policy. To the Editor of The Dispatch: In your issue of Sunday, September 6, there is nn article copied from the Toronto Globe, giving a report of an interview with a Member of Parliament of England, C J. Valentine, a- Conservative, alias "free trader." "Fair trade," as defined by fair traders, means that England should place a heavy tax on foreign goods sent into the country, in order to retaliate on the foreign er, and to force him to adopt "free trade," or at least largely to diminish the duties which are now levied on British goods. "Ho states during the last 10 or 15 years that prices of English goods have been reduced from time to time to enable the manufact urer to sell at lower prices, und consequent ly wages hart been reduced, but still again end again desptto of this reduction foreign t trills have been Increasing until the arti san class aro asking each other of what use is the present system of free imports of bread and cheese so long as they do not get wages sufficient to pay the price for them. lie adds that the people think it would bo better to impose a moderate duty on Amer ican wheat. All material progress is effected liii-uuu me acstruction 01 capital uy uivuu tion and discover-, and there have been great disturbances in the work of production and exchange of most countries in" recent years, most notably since 1S73, and these dis turbances still continue. The explanation of these phenomena Is to be mainly found in the wonderful changes which, through in vention and discovery, have recently taken place in the world's method of doing its work of production and distribution. It would not be difficult to show that this plan would disastrously affect English trade and commerce, and Injure them verv much more than it would injure the foreigner. When' fair traders say that her goods aro excluded from the world's markets by pro tectionist tariffs they state that which is absurdly untrue. Tho fact is tnnt those tariffs protect and foster British trade and will continue to 00 so until they are abol ished. Fair trade means a lood tax; their success in competition, as manufacturers, rests entirely upon cheap untaxed food. I quote from Nobles Fiscal Legislation, "It is impossible to give an adoquate picture of 'the condition of the nation when Sir R. Feel took office in 1811. I ery interest in the country was depressed: in the manufactur ing districts mills and factories were closed and property depreciated in value; in the seaports shipping was laid up useless in the harbor; agricultural laborers were eking out a miserable existence upon starvation wages and parochial relief: the revenue was insufficient to meet the national expendi ture; the country was brought to the verge of national and universal bankruptcy." W. H. Peak. Pittsbotiq, September 15. How Dynamite Is Made. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Please inform me how dynamite Is manu factured. P. O. W. - Pittsburg, September 15. Dynamite is prodnced by the admixture of nitro-glycerine with a slllcious infusorial earth, known under the German name as kieseiguhr, and In appearance looks like brown sugar. The principal dynamite works In Great Britain are at Ardeer, nearStevens ton, Ayrshire. The manufacture Is carried on under the supervision of Her Majesty's inspectors of explosives, who pay periodical visits and test the raw materials, a system which, if adding to the cost of production, forms an authoritative guarantee of tbe arti cle produced. The various processes are car ried on in isolated wooden buildings, about 20 yards from each other, and surrounded by massive banks of earth. Nltrlo and sulphuric acids having been mixed, the temperature being maintained as low as possible by cold' water and compressed air, the acids aro run into a large leaden tankand further cooled, when glycer ine is injected by means of compressed air. This process, being one of considerable dan ger, has to be closely watched. On May 8, 1884, an explosion cost 10 women their lives. The nltro-glycerlne now formed is drawn on and washed in an alkaline solution to re move any acidity, and is then incorporated with the kieseiguhr in tho proportion of 1 to S. Cartridges, about 1 inch to inch diame ter by 3 inches long, are then made up by female labor, wrapped" in "vegetable parch ment and packed in boxes covered with wa terproof oil paper, with instructions and cautions printed on them in different lan guages. Go vernmen t regulations, both as to the storage and transport of dynamite, are stringent and restrictive. Effects or the Tariffs. To the Editor of The DiSDatch: Will you give a short description of each tariff act since the adoption of the Constitu tion and their results on the finances of the country. N. B. S. McKeesport, September 15. A record of this sort would take up far moro space than could be spared here. There has been more legislating done on the tariff question in the past 100 years than on any other four or Ave subjects put together. The best known tariffs are those of 1789, 1821, 1828, 1833, 1842, 1848. 1861, 1883 and 1890. That of 1789 established the system of protection. From that time onward to the beginning of the War of 1812 the tendency was.on a whole, toward higher duties. During that conflict rates were doubled, and at its close they were reduced. Advances were made in 1824 and 182S, but a reduction was made in the sliding scale tariff of 1833. In 1?42 rates again went up, but in 1846 the turn was once more downward, and this was the drift of things until tho eve of the Civil War, when, under the celebrated Morrill tariff, the general level of duties was materially advanced. Shortly after the end of the war rates again started downward, and the changes siuce then have, generally speaking, been In this direction, but rates have been kept fully up to the protective point. Undoubtedly the protective policy has largely benefited the country. The greatest financial and busi ness disasters which the country ever ex periencedthose of 1837 and 1857 occurred in periods when the tariff was down to or near the "revenue only" basis. Farmers Mast Be Keasonable. To the Editor of The Dispatch:' I notlco that the various papers announce that this is a prosperous year, and no doubt Tt is; but it is not alone because there are largo crops. Large crops alone w'ill not make a good year. The prices must rule high if the farmer Is to have a benefit. Th e value of a crop does not depend upon its size so much as the price obtained. For in stance, the crop of 1884 was over five hun dred million bushels, and it brought but three hundred and thirty million dollars, while the crop of 1881 was but three hundred and eighty-three million bushels and it brought nearly five hundred million dollars. This is an exceptional year. The crop is larger than ever, and prices bid fair to be larger than for years past. In the face of the demand from Europe, the main trouble will be that the farmers are likely to have their expectations raised too high; so high that tbe poor people of Europe connot afford to-purchase. In that case the big crop will nnt. hi nt-ofltable. It is said that the short. age of Enropa is four times as large as the" American surplus, out jarmers muse not ex pect to obtain more than $1 50. The talk that $1 00 Is high for wheat is foolish, under the present .circumstances, but to expect more than $1 80 is unreasonable, and above all farmers should be reasonable. Liverpool, September 15. Alta. Silver and Gold. To the Editor of The Dispatch : Was sliver over more valuable than gold? What was the ratio between the metals about the beginning of the Christian Era? W.J.C. Wheeling, September 15. Tbe exchangeable or commercial value of gold, weight for weight, was always greater' in civilized nations than that of silver. In olden times the market differences in value between these. metals varied within wider limits than in the past 200 or 300 years. Around the beginning of the Roman Em pire, or near the commencement of the Christian Era, a piece of gold could buy a piece of silver of ten times its weight. Gold was seldom below this price in proportion to silver, but was generally much above it, oven as far back as 15 or 16 centuries ago. At the time of Constantino the Great, in the fourth century A. D., the ratio was 1 of gold to 15 of silver. In England for 300 years past the tio hovered around that- point and 15 nntll about 1873, when silver began to go down, and many times since then that metal was so low that tho ratio was rto 22 or over. Men Engaged In Battle. To the Editor of The Dispatch: What were tho numbers of men engaged In the Dattles of Lelpsic, Waterloo, the Wilder ness, Gettysburg, Sadowa, Gravelotte and SedanT " H.B.S. Sewickxet, September 15. At Lelpsic the French and their allies had lCO.OOOmen, and their opponents, the Austri ans, Prussians and, Russians, 240,000. The French forces at Wnterloocousisted of 72,000, ' and the British and their allies of 68.000. Late in the afternoon 16,000 Prussians re-enforced the British, and shortly afteward Blucher, with the main body of the Prus- sians, 50,000, also arrived on the field. In the Wilderness campaign Grant's army in tho beginning was about 130,000 strong, and Lee's about 110.000. At Gettysburg there were about 76,000 Union soldiers and 74,000 rebels. The Prussians were about 195,000 at Sadown, and the Austrians 210,000. At"Gravelotte the Germans numbered 211,000, and tho French 140.0C0,ahd at Sedan the Germans were 135, 000 and the French 85,000. SOCIAL -WORLD GOSSIP. The Women's Club Has. a Very Interesting Meeting News in Society. The regular meeting of the "Women's Club was held yesterday afternoon in the Teach ers' Library. A goodly number were present and matters of a very interesting character to literary people were discussed in a bright and clear manner. The first part of tho meeting was spent In the routine business of the club. After this was disposed of Mrs. J. W. Prentice read a clever paper on "The Jews in Russia." Russia in its various as pects will be the topic of discussions in the club for the rest of the winter. At an unusually pretty home wedding last evening Adam Lunfie, son of Justus and Annie E. Lar.go, of 47 Vickroy street, and Miss Ida Fennilrock, daughter of Mrs. Ellen Fennlfrock, were united in marriage at the residence of the bride's mother. 209 Third avenne. The ceremony was performed by Rev.F. Rouff. of the Smithfield E. P. Church. The bride was the recipient of many costly and beautiful presents. An organ opening recital and entertain ment will bo given at Westminster Presby terian Church, Euena Vista street, Alle gheny, on Friday evening. Among the par ticipants will be Miss Bertha M. Kaderly, Miss Mary. E. Bankerd. Mr. John A. Strou's, Mr. Harry'B. Brocket and Prof. Carl Meador. Prof. Theo.'M. Solomon will preside at tho organ. The lady managers of the Protestant Orphans' Home on Ridge avenue have de cided to let the children remain at Bsllevno nntil the end of October, so thnt they will receive all the benefits of the beautiful fall weather before coming back to town and winter lessons. The fourth open-air concert of the Shady side Literary and Musical Association was hold last evening on the lawn of the T wen tieth ward school, Ellsworth avenue. This is the last of the series for the present year. Social Chatter. Miss Lillie C. Imhoff and Mr. W.H.Graff, are to be married next month, so it is an nounced. The Ladies Aid Society of Trinity Reform ed Church, at Wilkinsburg, are preparing for an ico cream supper v'hlch will be given Thursday evening. This evening tho marriage of Miss Jennie DeWolf and Mr. David L. Stern will be con summated at the Monongahela House. Dr. Mayer will penorm the ceremony. Only the immediate relatives will be present. The Pittsburg Medical Association will hold a banquet this evening at the Monon gahela House. Covers will be laid for 125. The floral decorations, under the direction of A. M. Murdock. will be confined to table pieces consisting of roses, lilies and euchar ists. PERTURBED GUATEMALA. Revolution, Bankruptcy and Famine Threaten to Visit the Country. New York World. That Guatemala is rine for revolt seems to be confirmed by newspapers and other ad vices received. President Barillas is up for re-election, notwithstanding the clause in the Constitution which prohibits a second term in the office. He lately issued a mani festo declaring "in the most solemn and formal manner" that he is "firmly resolved" to hand over the authority with which the people invested him "to whomsoever they may see fit to elect." In spite of this the Impartial and other Government organs con tinue to insist that General Barillas is the only person worthy of the Presidency, and that the election of another would bring rum to the conntry. General Jose Ma Reina Barrios is hi3 op ponent. He counts on the adherents of his late uncle. Dictator Barrios, and all the dis appointed cliques. One large contingent in Ins snjlport is the Barrundia faction, which holds Barillas accountable for the murder of Barrundia and is bitter against the Presi dent. Barillas has assumed all the powers of the Legislature, and the Government has developed into a practical dictatorship, which Is responsible for many dark: deeds. A plot to kill Barillas was discovered through the threats of one of the conspira tors, a soldier, while in his cups. He was shot and well-known persons implicated in his confession will doubtless be served in like manner. The country is on tne verge of bankruptcy, and persons arriving from that republic report that appalling hunger and misery prevail, particularly in the Western districts. Tho Powers Bulldoze China. New York World. J Lord Salisbury has notified the Govern ment of China that if it cannot protect the lives and property of foreign residents the powers will take the matter in hand. If China were strong enough to make and to back up a similar notice to this conntry rela tive to the protection of Chinese resident here, we might have to change our policy. As it is, the Powers bulldoze the Celestials for not giving what other nations do not accord them. - A Hard Winter in Europe. New York Press. Denmark has removed the prohibitory duty on American pork. All Europeon countries are seeking cheaper food, for theie is a gloomy prospect of a hard winter. The effect of the prohibition of France and Germany has been to lessen our exports and put a tremenaons tax on tne consumers 01 our pork. Now other countries are likely to follow France and Germany in removing the ban. Their own people and ours will be benefited. PEOPLE WHO COME ANS GO. Clifford Stanley Simms, of Mt. Holly, N. Y., President of the Delaware Land Com pany, and'B. Haywood Shreve, connected with tho same corporation, are late arrivals at tbe Duquesne. Dr. C. Jaegle, of the BedbacUer, has ac cepted an invitation to read a paper on the "Catholic Press" at the Congress 01 tho Ger man Catholics to "be held in Buffalo next week. Miss Minnie Buckley, a niece of Kev. Father O'Connell, of Connelsville,. arrived from Queenstown yesterday and. is a guest at the Central. J. B. McElwain, President of the Mc Elwain Hard ware Company, at Indianapolis, is in this city, registered at the Duquesne. "W. H. Andrews, of Titusville, ex-Chairman of the Republican State Committee, was a guest at the Seventh Avenne yesterday. Vice President Stubbs, of the Central Pacific Railroad, passed through the city for New York yesterday in his private car. Charles H. Ingham, of Manchester, Eng land, and L. D. Bourgeois, of Paris, Franco, aro foreign arrivals at the Anderson. "W. E. Taylor, of Youngstown, came to the city to see the flyers at Homewood yes terday, and Is at the Monongahela. Dr. E. K. Snoder, of Philadelphia, and Dr. A. J. Evans, of Altoona, were late arri vals at the Monongahela last night. John Ord, a carpet manufacturer of Phil adelphia, accompanied by Mrs. Ord, is a guest at tne Duquesne. B. E. McCartr, of the Panhandle dis patcher's force.leaves with his family.foran outing in Ohio to-day. Miss M. Aarons, of McKinney, Texas, ho has been visiting 'Pittsburg relatives, started home yesterday. H. F. Clark, Pittsburg agent for the Mis souri Pacific Railroad, returned from an Eastern trip yesterday. Wharton McKnight was among the west bound Pittsburg passengers on tbe limited last night. Mr. and Mrs. John Dick, of Meadville, were among the arrivals at the Duquesne yesterday. H. M. Bernett, who has been enjoying a vacation At Long Island, returned home Just evening. Harrv Martin, special agent for a South ern railroad, Is a guest at tne Duquesne. H. J. Lindsay, a TJniontown attorney, is among the guests at the Monongahela. Hon. T. M. Patterson, of Bergettstown, Washington county, is in the city. Postmaster Duff, of East Liberty, has re turned from his summer outing. Horace G. Miller, of New Castle, was at the Monongahela yesterday. A. Leo "Weil, the attorney, left List night for Chicago. Detective Robinson left yesterday for Philadelphia. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. On an average 500 bears a year are an nually killed in Movie. There are no knoo owners for 78,000 acres of land In St. Clairpnnty, Alabama. There is a puffball grdvjjjg jn a Jack son (Mich.) man's yard that reinsures threo feet four inches in. circumferencv Two remarkably big men wen. buried the other week. One, aged 20, weighwj 1M pounds, tho other, only 18 years old, weight. 417 pounds. There are 413 species of trees found within the limits of the United States, six teen of which, when perfectly seasoned, will sink in water. Several hundred eagles swooped down on Bjelgord, Russia, and devoured ten horses, several sheep and a vast number of smaller animals. There are 40,000 women studying in the various colleges in America, and still it is not more than 25 years since tbe first college In the land was opened to women. Apple tree contests figure among the latest fads in Kansas. Everybody has a shake at the tree, and the man who brlng3 down the mo3t apples! carries off the prize. It is estimated that the total tonnage which will pass through the Nicaragua, canal, when completed, will bo 10,000,000 tons per annum. This is equal to five large ships, and 15 ships of ordinary size a day. A newly married conple in Springfield, O., were given an "old-fashioned serenade" by their friends one evening last week, and tho veUimr and flrins of guns so frightened an aged neighbor that she dropped dead. A Jumbo mnskmelon is on exhibition at Fresno, Cal. It measures 39 inches in cir cumference one way and 61 the other, and weighs 72 pounds. It is believed to be the largest muskmelon ever raised in America. A church in lower Austria has jnst re ceived a legacy of 300 florins. It was be queathed by a merchant of Vienna to atono lor bis having broken a window during a lesson in catechism when a boy 11 years old. The McLean House, near Appomattox Court House, in which tho articles of tho surrender of General Lee's army to General Grant were written, will "be removed to Chi cago, but will be returned after the exhibi tion. The imperial yacht of Xapoleon, 1'Ai gle, in which Eugenie made her voyage to Egypt, was lately up for sale at Cherbourg as the Rupide, but as the highest bid was only 90.0C0 francs, she was withdrawn and will be broken up. In Germany the potato is often nscd as material for buttons, which look very much like horn or ivory buttons, but are much cheaper. The potato is first treated with certain acids, and then compressed until is gets as hard as stone. There is a deeply rooted superstition in Scotland that May marriages are unlucky and are bound to turn out badly- Last April there were 2,055 marriages in Scotland, In May there v, ere but 1,003, while in Juno the number jumped to 4,143. Miss May "White, the Munith sleeping school teacher, has now slumbered 85 days. Her home is at Meadville, Ingham county, but she is at Dr. Brown's house in Stock bridge, for treatment. He thinks she doe not sleep as soundly as formerly, he havintr less difficulty in arousing her to tako medi cine. There must be myriads of fish living in the depths of the sea whose form and char acteristics we can never even guess at, for, should specimens be successfully hooked, they would burst into pieces before they could be brought to the surface, being re lieved of the extraordinary pressure under which tbey exist. A retired sea captain died at Hannibal the other day having in his possession watch over a hundred years old. It was once dropped in the waters of Chesapeake Bay, but the-owner dived and recovered it. Not withstanding it has ticked off the seconds for more than a century it is now more re liable than many modern timepieces. A new method of obtaining a light has" just been patented in England. Instead of the old-fashioned safety match, the stick i tipped at both ends, one end with the usual composition and the other with that found on the scratcber outside the box. Light u obtained by breaking the match in the mid dle and rubbing the two ends together. Vampire bats are so destructive to cattle in the Brazilian provinces of Matti Gross! and Entre Rios that stock raising has be come unprofitable. The Government offers X 1,000 reward for the suggestion of any plan which will tend to abate the pest. In a sin gle night as many as 20 of the wyriged blood suckers attack a single cow, leaving it help less on tbe field. St. Joseph and Independence men have organized an expedition Co go to Arizona and search for the "Lost Vegas," a mine of fabulous richness which was worked a cen tury or two ago but tho location of which has been for a long time unknown. Before investing any money in the scheme these gentlemen might learn something to their advantage by corresponding with Mr. David F. Weir, of Kansas City. Mr. Weir has lately been searching for lost and hidden treasure, and has succeeded in accumulating a rich store ot valuable experience and faded hopes. St. Helen's Wishing "Well, at Sefton,; has just been cleaned out and covered in by Lord Sefton. Tbe weU is supplied by a fine spring of very pure w ater, and it is a great boon to the inhabitants of the place. Con siderable interest is also taken in it by tho sightseers, who throw a pin into tho well in order to secure the realization of their wishes, and the water Is so clear that, hun dreds of pins can be seen on tho bottom. Lord Sefton had tbe well thoroughly cleaned out, built up with stonework and covered over with a very handsome roof. "It is said mat, wnue tne cleaning wn. in progress, pins were thrown out by the spadeiuL" ICilian Van Eensselaer's house in Rens selaer county, opposite Albany, is said to be the oldest inhabited dwelling house in tho United "States. It stands near the Hudson river at the south end of Grecnbusn, is of brick, and hasagambrel roof. Two port holes out of which tho early Van flenssc lacrs shot at Indians pierce tho front walls, and a little plate in tho rear, set up by the Albany Commemorative Society, shows the edifice to have been erected In 1642. Behind this venerable mansion is a w ell, on tho coping of which "Yankee Doodle" i3 said to have been composed during the French War preceding the Revolution. In the old ball the Dutch Reformed settlers had religious services. KHYNKXES AND BHYMES. Bond Why are you so fond of progres sive euchre? Via. Q.vam 411, T 4ik on 4nll tn ow,fmv tT-IA Jack of diamonds trnmp the queen of hearts. rii-ip-at. fnt.TprPTit.inn in Wf-sh.iruTtnn.TXC. Excuse my limping. Mrs. Kaystreet, bat that long wnisKereu statesman over mere u .. -.-dow stepped on three of my toes at once a moment azo. Hostess An-that wild eyed lady near the piano rtaa.t-iIiixTi nn twpntr-flve mlnutej of mT time with the story or her grievances. Eet ecge is sweet,Mr. Hobbs. We will introduce them to each other. (Next moment) illss Couzins. allow me to present Senator YtfleT.ghicago Tribune. A maiden fair I chance to know Has Just reached twentr-four; A fact this maiden Is Inclined Quite deeply to deplore. 'NaT nav,"qiothI "be not distressed; 'Twill "doubtless be jour last; Few girls a birthday eTerhave When twenty-four Is passea." Boston Courier. "Da you know, Miss, yon dance so won derfully lixht that I wish you'd talk to me while we're waltzing?" "AVhat for, pray?" .,-, So I might know that I was holding you In my arms." Phihuttlphia Timer. Their faces will never in harmony be, 4-.TT-F dav not far distant they'll come to a clinch; Then the long walling puouc -jio-si.uj-.eiy wiusee Whether David or G rover possesses the cinch. Sao York Advertiser. t "I want a It tickle on the oyster, "said the managing editor to the funny man. Here.'' responded the office boy. handing him the shell. Washington Star. "George," said Mrs. Stickelton, "Jim- mie Is behaving Tery badly. I wish you would whip him." "I can't, my dear. I don't feel equal to It. Send him down to the beach and let the sun tan him." Harper's Bazar. Mamma Johnny, see that yon give Ethel the lion's share of that orange. Johnny Yes'm. Ethel Mamma, he hasn't given me any. Johnny Well, that's all right. Llonsdon'teat oranges. Denver Sttn. ,