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Staunton f jwtafor. Editor and. Fxoprietox. TERMS, $ 1.00 A YEAR IN ADVANCE. Remittances should be made by check draft, postal order, or registered letter. PROFES'fS IONAX. JAMBS BUMGARDNEB, Jr. J. U. BUMOARDNBR. RUDOLPH BUMGARDNER. J., J. L., & B. BUMGARDNER ATTORNEYS AND CODNSELLORS AT LAW. Prompt attention given to all legal business entrusted to our hands. uu=mo™ - , H. H. BLEASB. J. M- PERRY. T> LEASE AND PERRY, *-> ATTORN EVS-AT-LAW, Masonic Temple, Staunton. Va : Jan 1 lyr pARTER BRAXTON, V ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, No. 33 S, Augusta St. Special attention given to collections. IiUSHTNG S: SON, GENERAL AUCTIONEERS. CURRY. HCLST GLENN CURRY &IGLENN, , ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, Stout Building, Court Place, in office. LANDES, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, STAUNTON, VA. ourt House Square, tf ENNEDY, ATTORNEY-AT LAW, No 10 Lawyer's How, Staunton, Va. attention given to collections and practice. A. BICHKK I DENTIST. I Jrowle Building, Boom 25, 3rd floor i ■urs from 9 A, M. to 6 P. M. i. 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Constable for the City of Staunton Va. JAS. R. TAYLOR, Jr., & CO., GENERAL INSURANCE AGENTS, will move to new offices in Masonic Temple, February Ist. Until then can be found at No. to 3. Beverly Street. Fire Insurance written at lowest rates. Only first-class companies represented. Loan on County and Town Real Estate. dec2s-tf VIRGINIA HOTEL RESTAURANT. On First Floor—Entrance on New street. Nice newly furnished rooms, private for ladles and gentlemen and connected with the ladies' Entrance and Front Restaurant Din ing Room. Nice Oysters served in any style desired. The best service—Low charges. nov2l-lv J. C.SCHEFFER, Prop'r. BICKLE & HAM RICK UNDERTAKING FABLOB NOS. 11 AND 13 W. FREDERICK STREET NEXT TO JESSER'S We keep constantly on hand *he finest stock of goods in our line ever seen in the city ol Staunton. All the latest styles a d novelties Calls attended day and night. FUNERAL OUTFITTED In every detail and under careful personal at tentlon' BICKLE & HAMRICK auii 4-tf N 08. and W.Frederick St. FALL AND WINTER GOODS. FOR GENTLEMEN AND YOUTHS I would most respectfully invite the atter clon of my customers and friends, aid the public generally, to my new fine stock of FALL AND WINTER GOODS, which will please all tastes. In variety and quality of goods my present stock has nevei been excelled by any which I have ever here toforehad. Now Is the time to get tasteful md useful SUITS IN THE LATEST STYLES. Suits or Piece Articles of Clothing made up nthe most approved styles, and WARRANTED TO GIVE SATISFACTION. Goods also sold to be made elsewhere If de- Ured. All I ask is a call, knowing that am caste can be pleased J. A. HUTCHESON sept 28 No. 124 West Main Stree EXCCHSIONSTO WASHINGTON, D. C, via CHES. & OHIO RY. The Chesapeake & Ohio Ry Co. will sell ex jursion tickets to Washington, D. c, on trains leaving Staunton 2:07 A. M., and 11:11 A. M.. of February 20th, March 19th, April 23rd, and May ilst, at $5.75 round trip. Tickets have to be used uoing on date of sale; return any day within en (lot days from date of sale. For further nformatlon, call on or adddress James B.ER, jr., T. A., C. & O. By., feb 12-tf Staunton. Va. KOTICE. I want every man and woman in the United States interested in ttie Opium and Whisky habits to have one of my books on these dis eases. Address B. M. Woolley, Atlanta, G<v FRAZER AXLE Best in the World! ft f% 'p ■A p Get the Genuine! hHrAXr ÜBlL 'vJ r r Staunton IBi %cctatot. VOL. 73. sslsfTiki iT T PAIN KILLER THE GREAT Family Medicine of the Age. Taken Internally, It Cures Diarrhoea, Cramp, and Pain in the Stomach, Sore Throat, Sudden Colds, Used Externally, It Cures Cuts, Braises, Burns, Scalds, Sprains, Toothache, Pain in the Face, Neu ralgia, Rheumatism, Frosted Feet No arttola ever attained to anch unbound** popularity.— balem Observer. Xofpanii ot ereat meri ' ancl »Wne.—«»«. S*Sirf m «gr w « h«8 aeon its magio iffeota to s »r«? s t P?in, and knoVitto ba » gooj article.— Cincinnati Dispatch Ja22*& c S n *»', P»to-iio family ahould ba Without it.— Montreal Tranter If I. ■ w notniDßhas yet surpassed the Pain-Killer cl h I%Vc h n e n m o?!a~ la *""* mPJSIbi J 1 merit; " S »<"»» of remoTiaa- pain. M.fe h -fe ys J?i.*n 8 T^^^!fr, » " -•"• Augusta Home Bnililing anJ Loan Association, STAUNTON, VA. Authorized Capital $1,000,00 C. officers : James R. Ta ylor, jr President. Samuel Forme, Vice President. M. L. Coynee Treasurer. WM.J.PEBBY Secretary. R. S. Tcek General Attorney. directors : Jas. B. Taylor, jr., Samuel Foerer, r. s. Turk, £ 5" T RODT - M. L. Coyneb, E. M. FUNKHOUSEB, WM. J. PEBBY, J. Newton Wilson, HOME OFFICE, No. 29 East Bevebly Street. STAUNTON, VA. LOANS ON FARM PROPERTY" A SPECIALTY Affords safe and reliable investment. Write or call for prospectus, dec 2fi-tf NUMBER 4 rOST. A perfect typewriter does perfect work. "The beautiful work of the Yost" Is unequaled. md for Catalogue, and mention this paper. LANG & COMPANY, General Agents, 1111 E. Main Street, J 5-tf Richmond, Va. 11 ' — -— _ STRIKING PIECE OF Private Legislation! The Schedule of Prices at BOWLING, SPOTTS & CO., WHOLESALE GROCERS, STAUNTON, VA. Without dread of competition they still offer Elr friends a stock composed of every (incident to that branch of Merchan- ESTABLISHEDIB77. R. N. SPECK, (Successor to Lynn & Co.) DEALEE IN FIRST-CLASS Agricultural Implements, Machinery, Steam Engines, Saw Mills, Hay Presses, Clover Mlers, Plows, Wagons, Wleat Drills, &c. The Celebrated Studebaker Wagons The Matchless Bickford & Huffman Grain Drill The durable Champion Mowers and Binders The safe and easy riding Studebaker Buggies The successful Dedrick Hay Baler " ' The old reliable "Up-to-Date" Aultman & Tav lor Engines. * A full line of the latest improve d implements in stock. agent for the GENUINE OLIVER CHILLED PLOWS, not the "Oliver" Plow as advertised by some dealers. All goods sold by me warranted as represent ed. * '""""^ dot, ,« T - B - N - SPECK, p - 0 -80x46. Staunton, Va. Jan 29-3nios mtilizebs alTsem Spring, J 896. CHAMPION CORN GROWER. BONE POTASH COMPOUND. BEST DISSOL'D SOUTH CAROLINA BONE CHOICE CLOVER SEED. I CHOICE TIMOTHY SEED. "For sale at lowest prices. A Scientific) American fegr- £H ICM patents. „.. COPYRIGHTS, etc F w™£, rn 2 at j2P and free Handbook write to Oldest bureau for securing patents In America. Every patent taken out by us Is brought before the public by a notice given free of charge In tbe Mtntiiit Largest circulation of any scientific naner In tho world. Splendidly illustrated. NoTntelltoent man should bo without It. Weekly «isia years JI.W six months. Address. lnr&jrft'TrS? POBUSHsas, 361 Broadway, NeW Yo?k at£°" FOR YOU AND ME. "Come, Curly Head, 'tis eventide The birds are sleeping, closed the flower*. And run are weary, little one, A-sp>rting through the sunny hours. Come, fold your hands and whisper low Your mother's pray«r for you tonight— ■Teach me, dear God, to love thee much And do the right.' " Not then I knew the words—ah, mcl I since have learned on life's rough road That they alone are truly safe Who do love God, For everywhere, on every side, I see the shackled human soul, . Driven by passion, want and wrong Whither the wheels of fate swift roll. And, oh, the sight is fraught with pain. The bruised and bleeding throngs of men. Who rightly are the sons of God, And o'er my lips and o'er again There surges that sweet mother prayer. Prom mother lips long hid from sight— "Teach us, O God, to love thee much And do the right." Rtao Bonner in Philadelphia Presa 3U think of it, dear?" my wife one morning over the break fast table. "Father's birthday is day after tomorrow. What present are we to give him this year? Have yon made up your mind?" I was deeply interested in my paper, reading the report of our latest cause celebre, a murder trial, and not paying t attention to her remarks. I answer bsentmindedly: Ten years state's prison." Kf-h-a-t?" a startled expression com -5," she retorted hotly, "and give me a sensible answer if you can." I put the paper away and looked up, noticing for the first time that she was j in a temper and remembering the fool- I ish remark I had made. "Pardon me, darling," I begged re morsefully. " You know well enough that I couldn't have meant the vords in good earnest. I was so very deeply en grossed in the district attorney's address to the jury that I became somewhat con fused. Overlook it and be friends. But to the point. What are we to give the old gentleman? A nice pocketbook?" ' 'Would that not be like throwing out amindelicate hint?" she replied, some what pacified. "H'm! I don't know. Well, then, how about a morning cap of red, white tick, with a large tassel?" a comfortable house coat?" no! I tell you what, a 'sell' actor c,' " she exclaimed triumphant jredulously. "Heaven defend us! md of a thing did you say? And the world is he to do with it?" i know, dear"—Anna was all I See ; how he scolds the cook for not making the beverage to his liking. What does she know about making cof fee anyway? Not long since I saw in Mrs. Faber's house a newly invented self actor extraction coffee and tea ma chine. I tell you that is exactly what father wants." [ "So that is it! A coffee machine I I thought it was a sewing machine or some such thing. What did you call it? A self actor extraction and so forth ma chine? What a monstrous name! How dreadful!" "But practical, unspeakably prac tical, I tell you. You pour the water into the boiler and then some coffee into a little bowl above. Then you light the alcohol beneath. The heated water I is by means of a glass tube led from the boiler into the bowl. The boiler's weight j diminishes as the water lessens. The latter therefore raises itself a trifle, thus releasing a spring attached to the cover of the alcohol lamp, which falls upon the lamp and extinguishes the flame. Do you understand?" "Not the least bit!" was my ener getic response. But my wife went on as though it mattered little whether I" un derstood or whether I did not under stand: "And as soon as the boiler has cooled off the beverage in the bowl, as the re sult of the pressure of the outer air—do J you understand, now?" i ' 'No!" I exclaimed more energetical jly than before, but with the selfsame I result, for my better half kept on just as if I had replied "Yes" instead of "No!" "As the result of the pressure of the outer air the now ready coffee runs by j means of a sieve and Ibe identical tube back into the boiler below. Then you can empty it into cups ut your conven ience, " she concluded deliberately. "I I find that a wonderfully simple proce dure." "Yes, surprisingly simple, my dear," j I said doubringly. "See here, wifey, I | think I shall have to take another I course in physiology and technology be ; fore I would be equal to comprehending j the raising of the tube by air pressure and the dropping of the lamp cover as the result of the escape of heated water. And you really intend giving such a what do you call it machine as a pres ent to your father? I am quite sure I I don't care, bat I bet your father will be ! displeased, simply because he will not i be able to make head or tail of so com- j "You have always fault to find with ! my propositions," she pouted sensitive- ! jly. "Always. But I take the bet. What "A kiss! As though an everyday af- j j fair like that were an cbject for a wa- My wife laid the index finger of her right hand on to her little nose, her fa vorite attitude when in a reflective "The other day," she said, "1 noticed ' a splendid brooch in S. 's show window: : just the thing. " j "And I a rocking chair at F. *s, such as I always longed to possess," I added. "It is a bargain. Rocking chair against ! brooch! If your what do you call it ma- I Ohine does its duty, you will get your ! I brooch; if not, you are bound to buy me' j the chair. Shake on it!" "All right," my wife acquiesced in a' triumphant tone. I She really purchased the extraction' machine, which, to judge from appear- prett T' neat and brightly I polished httle affair. The birthday ar- i rived, and we solemnly assembled in her ! , father s house and handed fcim the pres-1 tbut he looked rather surprised. ! Well well!" he exclaimed. "Just at this! A filtering machine. Did over? I must confess I like the idea, for our city water is not very clear, and : " ** " may come * dear father?" my Anna interrupted ex citedly and in an almost angry tona i " Yoa do not really mean to say that yon ! IU 2? I ? ve U M Rifling' as to buy | m a altering acp/iratue for a bjrjytf STAUNTON, VA., WEDNESDAY, JUNE 17,1896. The old man looked from one to the other of us, embarrassed. "God forbid," he said feelingly, "that I should think so ill of my dear children, but perhaps—yes, I know, that's it; one of Ihe newly invented pat ent electric night lamps, eh?" I grinned. Anna looked daggers at "It is a new coffee machine, father, dearT" said my wife's sister Fannie, whose head is always full of mischief. "You throw the beans in one side, and 'cafe an lait' already made flows out on the other. Plain as daylight" "Fannie, my child," said I, with all the dignity I could muster, "please go and bring some hot water and the neces sary ground coffee and give us a chance to demonstrate to father tie utility of this wonderful machine." Fannie did so. In the meantime the old man walked several times around | the table, shaking his silvery locks and | casting suspicious glances at the com plicated thing before him. He looked positively frightened. "Say, Otto," turning to me with an anxious face, "I hope that thing will not explode. We read every day dread ful stories about these new fangled pat ftsinthe papers. Please be careful, ildren, I beg of you." "Why, father, the whole proceeding is so very simple," my wife pleaded, defending her present. "Just read what it says here! I take the water," taking the vessel with the hot water from Fan nie, "and pour it into the boiler like this—see, just so. Aw!" she suddenly cried out. She had scalded her fingers. It was my turn now. "Please step aside," I said, going up to the table. "Let me try. You will injure yourself worse with your experimenting. Hand me the water, Fannie. That's it. Thank y»u, dear! And now I'll light the lamp. tiunds, the stuff won't burn!" "It is prepared noninflammable alco -1 for medicinal purposes,'' said father. "Well, then, send for some that will burn," I cried, out of patience, after I had wasted a dozen or so matches in the vain attempt to ignite the lamp. |' I know what lam going to do. lam going to sacrifice my bottle of eau de cologne," Fannie exclaimed magnani mously. "What is the difference!" She ran off and pretty soon returned with the odorous fluid, emptying it in to the lamp after I had poured out the "medicated" alcohol. The cologne burned all right, and pretty soon a low,'melodious singing could be heard, showing that the ma chine was beginning to do its work My wife's countenance was all aglow, fr she was happy; only father looked anxiouslike and worried. Children, better not go near it," he .onished. ' 'Only yesterday three lit girls were terribly scalded, you know." Pretty soon the steam seethed inside the machine, the cover fell upon the lamp and the flame was extinguished I looked"sideways at my wife with a grin. "According to the recipe," I said ma liciously, "the coifee ought to be done now, but I fail to smell the usual aro ma. Do you?" Just then the water in the boiler be gan seething and bubbling stronger, and a stream of water shot out of the latter into the. glass tube and thence into the "My, how nice!" exclaimed my little 8-year-old brother-in-law Fred gleefully. "For all the world like a waterfall!" My wife was disgusted, fche turned pale from subdued excitement and an ger. "What can this mean?" she said "Something must be wrong!" "I think your self actor extraction machine is suffering from internal trou bles. There is altogether too much in-1 ternal business,'' I ventured to remark dryly. "I dare say you are beginning to make up your mind where the best rooking chairs are for sale. Eh, dear?" My wife looked as if she were consid- Bvhether it would be the better to fall in a fainting fit into my r to declare herself vanquished f the bet, while her father con shaking his head until the tassel top of his cap swung to and fro pendulum, ill," he at last remarked, "this is me funniest apparatus I ever saw. Where is the coiiee?" when suddenly Fannie, in her usual impulsive way, "What a set of fools we all are! We forgot all about putting some in." Sure enough A napkin had been ac cidentally thrown over the ground coffee brought in by Fannie, and during the prevailing excitement of expectancy no body had given it a thought My wife was delighted Her machine was to be redeemed, after all. After fa voring me with another annihilating look the second act of the drama began. Not a single word was spoken. We were awaiting developments. Again the seething and bubbling sound, and even (he aroma cf steaming ooffee filled the room. The brown fluid could be seen passing through (he tube, and exclamations of surprise and grati fication escaped the lips of those present Anna was all smiles and sunshina "I trust,"she said to me mischie vously, "that you have not forgotten the address wkere to buy that brooch we were talikng about yesterday.'' Eveu father nodded satisfied and mused complacently, pouring out the first cup of the brown beverage, "and what an aroma, but rather an odd sort of smell. Strange, isn't it? What does The old man lifted the cup to his lips and tasted the contents. With a jerk he set it down again upon the table, mak ing a wry face. "I'll be— I ask your pardon, but that stuff has a positively wicked taste. Monstrous, abominable, fie! What the dickens does it taste like?" He expectorated several times and pressed his hands to his stomach as if "Just like eau de colonge, father," I suggested, "a very agreeable smell, don't you think? A trifle odd when taken with coffee, but you will undoubt edly get used to the taste when you once become familiar with the ma chine." "For shame, husband," said my wife, "how mean of you! Undoubtedly Fannie has accidentally spi Ued a drop of eau de cologne into the boiler while filling the lamp. Where is the harm? It is a bit unpleasant, it is true, but that, is all there is to it. We will have to try, again, for the machine works all right Of that wo ought to be convinced now.'' "Hold!" objected father, lifting his hand with a protesting gesture toward the coffee machine. "No more of this monkey business! I would rather that Anna make as all a cup of coffee now in the old fashioned way, and later you may continue your experiments as long as you like. The machine is Jost splon- tnanir you neartuy tor your tnougntrui ness in giving it to me, but there is something strange and odd about it to which I must get used first, and that takes time for a man of my age." "Before we go any further with it" I added, us tell the girl to give it a thorough cleaning. Lottie"—to the cook—"take this machine into the kitchen and scald lamp and boiler with hot water and soda or some such stuff." The girl went off with her burden. Shortly afterward we were startled by a loud report, followed by frightened screams from the kitchen and by a sound of falling and breaking pieces. Some thing told me that again it was that ill fated machine. I opened the kitchen door. Sure enough, the girl in a dark corner had stumbled with her burden, and the self actor extraction coffee and tea machine lay broken on the floor. The poor, frightened girl sobbed. Fan nie scolded, my wife wrung her hands in despair, I bit my lips underneath my bushy mustache, and father looked pleased and relieved. ) "Nevermind, children," he said. "It! is best so. I take this for a sign from above. Providence has interfered. lam conservative in my ideas, and am there fore not overfond of the present era of Binery. Stop crying, girl"—this to >ok—"and brew a good cup of cof rmy company. And now no more the matter. Ido not wish to have my birthday spoiled " ! "How about our bet Anna?" I asked my wife. "You have lost that," she quickly responded. "The machine was in per fect order if only"— "Yes, if only it had not been so im perfect! No, my dear, this time you have lost and not L You had better get ready to go for my rocking chair!" ! "What bet are you quarreling about, you two?" asked the old man. ' I told him all, and called on him to decide who had won. "Both of you, "was his diplomatic opinion, which created another contro versy between Anna and myself. Mean while Lottie appeared with the coffee, made in "old fashioned" style, and the conversation became general. On the following morning, however, there appeared a messenger in ourj dwelling, delivering a rocking chair for I me, a splendid piece of furniture, by the way, and exactly five minutes later I another messenger came, bringing aj brooch for my wife, a veritable little j gem. To each of the two presents was I fastened father's visiting card with the J inscription, "This is my revenge fori jeopardizing my life with youf self actor I extraction coffee and tea machine!" "Say," I remarked to my wife, com- j fortably stretching myself in the new I E chair, "you 'seem to have been j ight, after all, for your self and j machine has proved itself to be —From the German. Indiana's Spouting Well of Water. There are many peculiar wells in Del aware county, Ind., which have been sunk for the purpose of securing gas, but none of them is as strange as one on the farm of J. B. Cunningham, near New Burlington. When the drill had reached a depth of 300 feet, it was forced from the bottom of the well, and there was a flow of water which ex tended several feet into the air, so great was the force under it. With the water come stones weighing two and three pounds, and they Ore also thrown high into the air. The water issues from an eight inch pipe and has been flowing Ktinuously, and the men cannot get r the well to work Several wagon loads of rocks and sand have been forced out. It is estimated that the well is flowing 25,000 gallons per day. The water is lukewarm and has a peculiar taste.—Chicago Chronicle. Clever Ur. Sexton. Mr. Sexton is one of the most inter- j osting figures in the English house of | commons. He is a powerful debater and is possessed of remarkable resources in the line of eloquence. Ho is a brilliant mathematician, and his ability to use statistics in a telling way is one of his ' most valuable qualities. In private con versation he is even mere sparkling than in debate. He is witty, epigrammatic and sympathetic. He is a great Shakes- KCT OF TEA CIGARETTES. 9 One a Sensation of Thickening j In tlie Head. One of the most injurious and danger-! ous of new fashions is the tea cigarette. I That this is no empty, baseless story of a new craze is shown by the application made last week to the commissioner of internal revenue at Washington for per mission to mauujature tea cigarettes in Michigan. The applicant was told that j to engage in such manufacture he must comply with the law governing the manufacturing of tobacco cigarettes, tea being a substitute for tobacco; that he must register, give bond and so on, and that the cigarettes, when made, must be packed, stamped, branded and labeled, exactly as the tobacco cigarettes, before the government would sanction their re moval from the factory for sale. Kveral descriptions of the tea ciga- j have been printed, but these have lin the presumption that the tea was taken as sold, rolled up in a paper and smoked. This would be practically impossible, as the sharp edges of the tea would cut tho paper in all directions, spoil the draft and render the cigarettes unsmokabla To make the tea cigarette one takes a < grade of green tea which has but little dust, being composed of unbroken leaf, ond dampens it carefully, just enough to permit the leaves to be unrolled with out being broken, and so as to be left i pliable and capable of being'stuffed in the paper cylinder, while the dampness is not sufficient to stain the paper. The cigarettes are laid aside for a few days and are then ready to be smoked. The feeling of a tea cigarette in the mouth is peculiar. JEhe taste is not so disagreeable as might be supposed, but tho effect en tho tyro is a sense of thick ening in the head and a disposition to take hold of something or sit down. If the beginner quits them, that settles it, | he will not try tea cigarettes again.* If, however, the smoker sits down and tries a second cigarette, inhaling it deeply, then the thickening feeling passes and is succeeded by one of intense exhilara tion. The nerves are stimulated until the smoker feels like flying, skirt danc ing or doing something else entirely out of the common way. This stage lasts as long as the smoke continues, which is until the reaction of tho stomach Gets in. Words cannot describe the final effects of the tea cigarette. Tho agony of the opium fiend is a shadow to that of the nauseated victim of the tea cigarette. It will be hours befcre focd can be looked at yet the first step toward a euro is a cup of lea. An hour afterward cosies the craves frr tho tea cigarette. Cin cinnati Tribune. PHOTOGRAPHING A WHALE. A Snap Shot at a Monster as it IVsapesl Ont of the Water. Whether a certain whale thaf- break fasted, dined and supped every day in the Santa Gatalina channel went out one morning with the determination of being photographed I really cannot say, but the picture was certainly take^. Living in the neighborhood, the whale was probably familiar with the steamer j that plowed daily through its dining j room, and if it was at all an observing I whale it must have noticed on the morn-1 ing in question an unusual commotion on the deck of the steamer, and this is | what it saw: The passengers were crowd- j ing about the rail, and on the upper j deck stood a man and a little girl, the former holding a square black box, into which he looked earnestly. And if the whale had come a little nearer this is what he might have heard: "Will he look pleasant?" asked the little girl of her companion. "I hope so," he replied, glancing rapidly from the camera to the whale that was then swimming a few hundred The passengers had first observed it a mile or mora distant, when the little! girl said it was "dancing on its tail" It had really leaped out of the water and for a few seconds exposed almost its I entire back—most astonishing spectacle j —and then had fallen back into the sea with a thundering crash. Soon it came to the surface again, and, shooting a cloud of into the air that slowly floated away, at intervals disappeared and reappeared until finally it came alongside the steamer, swimming along within a short distance. It was then that the fortunate possessor of the cam era secured a good position near the rail and waited, as his little companion had said, for the whale to "look pleasant" Looking pleasant in this instance meant for the whale to show a large portion of its body above the water. It was now swimming just below the surface, its huge black form, 60 or 70 feet in length, distinctly visible, propelled by the un dulating movement of the tail. Sudden ly it rose, showing just the portion around the blowholes, and with a loud puff the hot breath burst into the air, was condensed and in a little cloud drifted away. j "Didn't ho look pleasant?" asked the little girl earnestly. "Not quite pleasant enough,"said I photographer as he peered into the • window of the camera that reflect he sea in brilliant tinta "I could h the spout, but I want to wait un le.throws his entire head out of wa md looks really pleasant before I h the button." was an exciting moment as never, ir as known, had n living whale in jpen ocean posed before a camera, photographer seen so huge an ani obligingly swim along, allowing icture to be taken. it's a tame whale, isn't it?" said little girl as the whale gradually s nearer. 3e certainly does not seem very timid," replied her companion, and as he spoke, puff! came the spouting like the escape of steam, the vapor actually I ing aboard the steamer into the i of the passengers, le whale was now so near that the acles upon his back could be seen, one man was sure that he saw its eye. Suddenly it sank, and all that could be seen ill the little window was the dancing waves and the white sails of myriads of velellas that covered the surface, scudding along before the fresh •le wind. Then without warning the iture as suddenly rose again, show a large area of its back, sending at the same time a cloud of misty vapor into the air as its top or dorsal fin ap peared The photographer saw it in the little window, and evidently thinking that the whale looked as pleasant as he in all probability would touched the button, and, so far as is known, took the first photograph of a living whale in the open ocean.—Charles Frederick Holder in St. Nicholas. It Didn't Work. "Did you hear about Samuels?" asked Mrs. Graymare's husband. "No, I didn't hear about Samuels," the lady answered "When you have anything to tell, why don't you tell it?" ' | "Yes, dear. Well, Samuels was going home the other night, when a footpad shot at him and the ball hit a latchkey in Samuels' vest pocket and his life was saved. So you see what .good a latchkey is." "Indeed? If Samuels had been going home at a reasonable hour, he wouldn't have met any footpad. Secondly, he carries $50,000 insurance, payable to his wife, and if it had not been for that key she would be a rich widow right now. So, if you are hinting around for a latchkey, you will have to bring home some better story than that one. That's all. I'm going to go to bed now, and if you want to read you'll have to go to the kitchen. And don't waste the coaL " • —Cincinnati Enquirer. Eggs by the Gallon. Eggs are now imported into Great Britain from Eussia shelled, beaten up and preserved in hermetically sealed tins, from which they are drawn off through a tap. Eggs in this condition are principally used by pastry cooks, and the advan tages claimed for the system are free dom from damage in transport and long keeping qualities. The tin or drum is packed with straw in a wooden case ! and holds the contents of 1,000 to 1,500 eggs, the white and yolk being mixed I together, poured into the drum and the aperture closed with a bung and sealed. '• "Why," asked the youngest of the neophytes, "why should truth always! rise again when crushed to earth?" "Because of its elasticity, of course," j answered the corn fed philosopher, j "Don't you know how easy it is to stretch the truth?"—lndianopolis Jour- Attractive to Bicyclists. "Have you visited the Phipps' con-: «ry lately, Miss Gaswell?" link you would enjoy a visit very much. You are such an enthusiastic wheelwoman." "Pardon me, but I do not exactly see the connection between a conservatory and bicycling." "Well, the conservatory is full of bloomers, you see."—Pittsburg Chroni a The smaller the drink the clearer the head and the cooler the blood, which are great benefits in temper and busi- j ness.—William Perm. j Delaware people are called " Musk ets," an allusion to th« former abun- CARD SUPERSTITIONS PLAYERS WITH THE PASTEBOARD I HAVE THEIR "BLIND SIDE." I Some of the Strange Beliefs Are as Old as the First Game of Cards— Some of the Standard Superstitions Which Were Held by Persons Known to History. That immortal devotee of whist Sarah Battle, whose wish was for "a | clear fire, a clean hearth, and the rigor of the game," and who, emphatically observing that cards were cards, loved a thorough paced partner, a determined I enemy, We are told, and neither took nor gave concessions, had yet her weak point. "Allpeople,"saysLamb, "have their blind side—their superstitions— and I have heard her declare, under the rose, that hearts was her favorite suit" And in this respect Sarah Battle was a type of most card players. Every one has his pet superstition, or his favorite suit, and as some one suit, or certain cards thereof, may be considered spe cially lucky, so there are at least two cards which are generally looked at askance as decidedly unlucky. One is the four of clubs, known as the "devil's bedposts," and the other is the four of hearts, which, for some reason, goes by the name of "Hob Collingwood" in the north of England. No manner of man is more prone to belief in luck, or to put his trust in strange methods of insuring it, and warding off the effects of unlucky omens and influences, than the con firmed gambler, and even the mildest player at that form of domestic whist j disrespectfully known as "bumble pup-1 py," where stakes are counters repre senting purely imaginary values—even j such a one is, as a rule, just as strong a I believer in the "luck" which he tries to Spitiate either secretly or openly, as professional Barry Lyndon. The or ary card player, when pursued by a run of ill luck, gets up, makes his chair perform mystic gyrations, and sits down again, refreshed and hopeful, to pick up the cards of the new deal He may laugh as hu turns the chair round, but j ti it all the same, and entertains, j ty be sure, a sneaking belief that j I "something in it," after aIL superstitions sometimes take odd Some time ago a visitor to the irbood of a country town in the part of Suffolk discovered that there considered unlucky to sit J the hinges, locally called the srs," of the table when playing . Old Aubrey, tho old antiquary, ban 200 years ago noted that 10 had bad luck at cards it was 1 for him to say that somebody ting with his legs crossed and had so brought him ill fortune. This was a survival of a superstition which dates back to the days of Roman pagan ism and may possibly account for some of the contempt so freely and proverbial ly poured out upon tailors, who sit cross legged at their work. j Habitual card players often have re sort to strange methods of propitiating the goddess fortune or luck, whom they worship. Dv Boisgobey, in one of his 6sational stories, remarks: ' 'All heavy rers believe in some kind of fetish, le nut faith in a ring, others in the darns of a watch chain; some will r stake with their hats on or when .ving a toothpick. Others again in on wearing spectacles, although they possess excellent sight, while some, be fore venturing to enter their club, will walk for hours in the streets, hoping to meet a hunchback person and gently touch the hump. " Fetish worship is by no means confined to Africa. Burglars have more than once been found carry ing coal in their pockets, which was sup posed in some mysterious way to help them in thoir nefarious trade, and many people who have nothing in common with lawbreakers save superstition make a practice of carrying this or that in trinsically worthless thing to bring them luck. Among English card players of the last century what was called a "carp bone"—that is, the curious fleshy palate of the fish—was supposed to be of sin gular efficacy in bringing luck at cards. An aristocratio devotee of the green baize table, Lady Mary Coke, wrote to a friend something more than a hundred years ago: "The carp bones are intoler able. In the evening I lost eight and twenty guineas at Lady Hertford's. I have thrown one"—carp bone—"in the fire. But whether 'tis yours or Mrs Jackson's I can't tell." Was not this like the African fetich worshiper? The untutored savage, when things go wrong with him, beats his fetich; the English lady of rank, when her fetich failed to bring her luck, threw it into the fire. Again, the African beats and mal treats his fetich, but continues to wor ship it or another. Lady Mary Coke clung to her belief in the virtues of the "carp bone. " Six years later than the date of the previous extract she wrote to a friend concerning another card party: "I lost 15 guineas, though the carp bono lay upon the table, but I fear the princess"—Amelia—"has taken away tho virtue, for sho unfolded the paper, took it out and called it an old tooth, which diverted the company more than it did me, for from that time I lost. At cards lam superstitious, and as it is only at play 'tis pardonable." Lady Mary was candid, although her reasoning is open to question.—London Why He Was Moving;. "You like music, I understand?" "Then you are happy in the location "I am miserable." ' 'But that young lady next door plays all the time. If you enjoy music"— | "It is because I enjoy music that I intend to move out."—Chicago Post Infallible Sign. "How came you to suspect the pris oner to be a man in woman's clothing?" \ inquired the magistrate. "I didn't suspect," answered the de tective. ' 'As soon as I saw her try to lift her bonnet after she had met and Knnther woman on the street I iew she was a man."—Chicago Misunderstood." Id yon like to takg a chance?" I i Hraid» rosy checked maiden of g, l ~t the church fair, d 1?" exclaimed the stranger! . '' Well, I should say I would, is voice fell to a whisper and the eager light in his eyes died to a far-! away, sad expression—"l am already married. "—Washington Times. It is the same with understanding as with eyes—to a certain size and make, Just so much light is necessary and no Biofe. Whatsoever Ik rxyoui?. Vtngs i ittttnton SpwtaSrr. RATEB OF ADVER riSIWO. Advertisements are inserted atthertt* f I*X cents per line, for the first, aid sjSeV a for each subsequent Insertion w"-w Local Notices are inserted at the rate. ■» cents per line for the first, and 10 cente or each subsequent insertion. «*»■■ ..or Business Notices are inserted at the rat. * taDtl 8 CWrtß tor -*•«• fof .Mtf SS3S. wIU b ° mßdeon rie8 \. A S nonncement » ot Candid. *, £orofnce,andancommumcattoMofMijrs 7- NO. 20. r PHE old man who ■■: looks out at the world with clear and healthy eyes cannot help feeling great gratification at the thought that his children and his children's children have inherited from him no weakness nor tendency to disease, > The healthy old man jis the man who has throughout bis life kept his digestion good and his blood pure. Once in a while yon find such a man who has never taken any medicine. That man has lived a perfectly natural life. Not one in t thousand does do it. Sometimes very slight indiscretions or carelessness pave the way for serious sickness. The r-.«a theory of disease is well authenticated, and germs are every. i where. This need make no difference fc ~ to the perfectly hea thy man. Germs go through the healthy body without effect. They are humed along rapidly and thrown off before they have time to develop or increase. Let them once find lodgment or let them find a weak spot, they will develop by the million and the blood will be full of them. Instead of rich, life-giving properties, the blood will luggish, putrid tide of impurity. In )f giving strength to the tissues, it rce upon them unwholesome and tious matter, and the man will sh. The more flesh he loses and the he becomes, the more susceptible d disease. His trouble will become :atcd and serious consequences will Dr. Pierces Golden Medical Dis is the only medicine that absolutely allibly cures all blood diseases, and all diseases are blood diseases. It isn't a medicine for some one particular so-called disease. It is a medicine for the whole body. It forces out all the germs of disease, replaces impurities with rich, red blood, feeds the tissues and makes strolls', healthy flesh. CHURCH DIRECTORY. First Presbyterian Church, on Frederick Si between New and Market streets, services II a. m. and Bp. m. Pastor, Rev. A. M. Fraser Second Presbyterian church corner Freder lck and Lewis streets. Services at 11 a. in and 8. Pastor, Rev. Wm. Cuinmlng. Emmanuel Episcopal Church, worship on West Frederick St. Services at 11 a. m., and 8 p. m„ Rector, Rev. R. C. Jett. Trinity Episcopal church. Mam street, be tween Lewis and Church streets. Services at 11 a. m., and Bp. m. Hector, Rev. W. Q. Hul llhen United Brethren churtj, Lewis street, be tween Mam and Johnson streets. Services at 11 a. m and Bp. m. Pastor, Rev. J. D Don ovan. Methodist church, Lewis street, between Main and Frederick streets. Services at 11 a m. and Bp. m. Pastor, Rev. J. H. Boyd, D. D Christ Evangelical Lutheran church, Lew is street, between Main and Frederick street* Services at li a. m. and 8 p. m. Pastor Re* H.F.Shealy. Baptist church, cornel Main and W suing ton streets. Sorvices at 11 a. m. and ? p m Pastor, Rev. M. L. Wood. St. Francis Roman Catholic, North August! street. Mass at 7 and 10.30 a. m. Vespers and benediction of Most Blessed Sacrament at p. m. Pastor, Rev. Father McVerry. Young Men's Christian Association, corner Main and Water streets. Services at 4 v m Sunday. DIRECTORY OF LODGES. M/SONIC LODGE. Staunton Lodge No. 13, A. F. and A. M., meets every second and last Friday night In eacr month. In Masonic Temple, Main street Jar M. Llckllter, W. M; B. A. Eskrldge, Secy. r/Nlfw ROYAL ABCH CHAPTER. No. 2, meet third Friday In every month. Id Masonic lem pie, on Main street. W W Mc Guffln. High Priest A. A. Eskrldge, SeCyl ODD FELLOWS' LODGER Staunton Lodge, No. 45,1, o. O. F. meets cry Thursday night to Odd Fellows' Hall, ove Wayt's drug store, on Main street. John O Fretwell Noble Grand: C. A. Crafton, Sec* KNIGHTS OF HONOB LODGE. Staunton Lodge No. 756, of Honor meets every first tad third Tuesday In each month, to Pythian Hall, Main street. W. L. Olivier. Dictator; W. A. Burnett, Recorder. MOUNTAIN CITY LODGE. No. 110,1. O. G. T., meets every Friday night in their lodge room over Wayt's drug store on Main street. A. 8. Woodhouse, Chief Templar F. B. Kennedy, Secy. DISTRICT LODGE. No. 22,1, o. G. T., meets overy three montht G. C. Shlppiett, D. C. T.; 8. H. Bauserman District Secretary ™° ROYAL ARCAttum. Augusta Council, No. 490, Royal Arcanum meets every second and fourth Tuesday to the month, at Pythian Hall, Main street. W. W Robertson, Regent; Jos. B. Woodward, Sec retary. SONS OF TEMPERANCE Charity Division, M. A., Sons of Temperance meets every Monday night at Odd Fellows aU. W. A. Rapp, Worthy Patriarch; John B. CoSelt Secy. UNIFORMED RANK, KNxGHTS OF PYTHIAS. E. B. Stuait Division, No. 10, meets second and fourth Mondays each montn at Pythian Hall. Sir Knight Captain, F. B. Berkley; S Knight Recorder, S. H. Rosenbaum. KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS." Valley Lodge, No. 18, K. ot P., meets every Monday night at Castle Hall, on West Main street, over Dr. Wayt's drug store. C. T. Ham mond, Chancellor Commander; Albes Keeper of Records and Seal. R KNIGHT TEMPLARS, ton Comm'andery, No. 8, Knights Tern eets first Friday night to every month onlc Temple, on Main street. W. B. McChesney, Eminent Commander; A. A. B k ridge. Recorder. ONEIDA TRIBE, NO. 88,1. 0. B. M„ Meets to their wigwam, to Valz Building every Wednesday at Bth run 30th breath setting of the sun. J. D. Anthony, sachen James W. Blackburn, chief of records. 1 11 R brothers welcome. MERICAN LEGION OF HONOR. Valley Council No. 736 meets on the first and third Mondays in each month. Commande- A. S. Woodhouse; secretary, Dr. J. M. Hange collector, Isaac C. Morton. Jr. CATHOLIC HIBERNIAN BENIFICAI SOCIETY. I [Meets first Sunday to every month In tbeli hall on the church lot. M. T. B presi dent; J. J. Kiigalen, first vice-president; J. 3 Murphy, second vice-president; D.J. O'Connell recording secretary. H 'STONEWALL" BRIGADE BAND, d meets every Monday and Thursday orchestra, every Wednesday, at 8 p. m., In City Hall. Mr. J. M. Brereton, director J. A. Armentrout, president, and C. Harry CHAMBER Or COMMERCE. Monthly meetings, Fourth Tuesday In the BatT:3oo'eloek. Boom n City Hal build presnf J<Jent:J.C.Fheflt ,