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Address, MUNN «; CO., PusLisHEES, 361 Bruadway, New York City, SONNETS, huly missal Shakespeare wrote da ! o ponder when they grieve alone. se folleete his great heart would note id fear, its ecstasy and moan. ;th and weakness each was felt by ted and shrank, rejoiced and hoped led, ,ill his sacred song by dim, iv himself, tho friend of friends, is ad evenings when you think of me, the morn seems blithe, yet I not near, Open this book and rend, and I shall 1m The meter murmuring at your bended ear. Kritc- my lo.'i-wilh Shakespeare's art, me burden weighs upon my heart, md Gosse in ''Russet and Silver." o write down another of my tber's tales as she related it to me. It is not betraying her confi dence in me to do so now after these long years. Again it is my grandmoth er who speaks: Doubtless thou dost wonder why it is that I so seldom speak of my mothers— so seldom even mention her in my talks with thee. The reason is that she had no part in the life that was led around her. She was of a modest, re tiring spirit, quite overshadowed by the masterful nature of my father. So gen tle and quiet was she that no one—least . of all I—properly valued her worth un til she slipped out of our lives. My fa ther openly despised her, though he had married her for love. I think lie blamed her because she had never borne him a , son to take his name. There is a romance connected with her marriage to my father such as the j women of nowadays could scarcely com- i prehend. I could never learn tho details, but only hints of the story. It seems that she, while quite a young girl, be came enamored of a young man named Langlcy, who returned her iove, but on account of his poverty they were not to be betrothed until he could properly provide for her, ;iid ho wont away to seek his fortune. During his absence my mother's father fell ill, and, not be ing able to a! fend to his business, his family were brought face to face with want. About this time my father— young, rich, handsome—offered mar riage. My mother, however, declined his suit. The time went on, and the stress of poverty wits felt iv my mother's home. Her father was slowly dying for want of proper treatment, and when my father renewed his offer it was accepted. For some years my mother was hap py, I believe. She was allowed to main tain her parents, and she had her chil dren, my sister and myself, but by de grees my father's passion for her grow cold. Then Mr. Langley returned to tho neighborhood, not with a fortune, in deed, but with so-.'.ie little money. My | father most unjustly became suspicious of my mother and would no longer al low her the control of any money, even forbidding her to visit her father's house. Nov/ comes the most touching part of the story. My mother's parents, I deprived of the support rendered them by my father, sank into poverty. When he discovered their condition, Mr. Lang ley took them into his own home aud adopted them for his own parents, maintaining them in comfort until they I, after which he again left the hborhood. y mother accepted her lot with res- I tion. I used to think, when I was I ig, that sho showed a lack of prop ride in thus bowing to ray father's will, but now I think s!:o was moved by true piety. She understood my fa ther's nature better than I did. She knew the impossibility of making him ] change his course of action by entreat- j ies. Sho know that to have reproached him for his ungenerous action would not make him repeat of it, but would have widened the breach between them, so she bent before the storm and con soled her heart by unceasing prayer. The beauty of my mother's nature l has been revealed to mo by reading her journal, which she gave to me, wherein | are set out tho doings of each day, to gether with her thoughts thereon. It is a beautiful volume, and thou mayest i well contrast it with my own poor jour- j nal, which thou shalt have ere long. I will read one entry, made about j three years after my sister's marriage, j of which I have told thee, which shall serve for a text for a stray. It runs thus: "This day a duel was fought be tween Mr. Spencer aud Mr. Walling ford. 'Tis said they quarreled over a play at cards, but I fear that Theodora was the cause, which God forbid!" | Then followed some of the details of j the encounter and my mother's thoughts upon the subject. I have read this much to show that, though my mother took no part in what was going on around her, she yet observed closely enough to be able to see below the surface and read the hidden workings of the hearts of others. I will first describe the. principals in this affair, beginning with him who proved himself the hero of it. Mr. Spen cer was a gentleman of the neighbor hood—a short, slight man, with reddish hair and somewhat prominent blue eyes. He was distantly related to the famous English General Wolfe, whom ; he a little resembled in appearance, of j which fact he was very vain and did j what ho could in the matter of dress to heighten the likeness. Personally he was a most agreeable gentleman and possessed of considerable talent. He would often entertain the company with recitations from the poets, but his favorite piece was a description of the death of the hero of Quebec, since be come historic. This piece, ho would de liver with dramatic effect whenever called upon to do so, until one occasion, of Which I will tell thee, after which he could never be induced to recite it. A party was gathered at tho house of a Mr. Triver, and Mr. Spencer, being called upon to entertain the guests, commenced his favorite piece. He had nearly reached the end; the heights cf Abraham were scaled; General Wolfe , lay dying on the ground; the last words ,were waited for in breathless silence. Mr. Spencer described the advent of a messenger: "They run! They run!" cried the messenger. ' 'Who run?" asked the dying general. "Three blind mice!'' interrupted a voice in the com pany. Tho uproar which followed this sally prevented the continuance of the piece. Mr. Spencer took his seat, with a flush of anger on his cheeks. He was often made the butt of a joke and usu ally took it good naturedly, but this in sult was more than his pride could Irook. In vain our host entreated him to proceed. He would not be moved. It was Mr. Marriott, an inveterate joker, who caused the interruption, and it was thought that Mr. Spencer would demand satisfaction, but, on the con trary, Mr. Marriott, advancing with a sincere apology, Mr. Spenoer accepted | flmuMrt frinnfl. STAUNTON, VA., WEDNESDAY, JUNE 24,1896. Mr. Wallingford, the other party to the duel, was iv all respects the oppo site of Mr. Spencer. He was an Eng lishman—a tall, heavy man, with dark beetling brows aud loud, arrogant voice, handsoihe iv the manner that a moun tain bull is handsome, from the ap-' pearance of gresc strength and courage. I describe him to thee as he really was, j not as my youthful fancy saw him, for I thought him a god, in my heart, and , would have married him, perhaps, ex- j cepfc for the manner of his wooing. He j was remarkable in several ways. He i was the only one of all the men who' paid court to me to marry before I did,! for which I owe him a grudge. He was ' also the only man against whom my j mother warned mo, though her warning j Was of little avail'to me. There is a j heavy responsibility, my child, upon a,' parent in the mutter of choosing a suit- j able husband for a daughter. A young I girl cannot knew her own heart—but why dost thou smile? Is it because I, who eloped from my father's house with the son of my father's enemy, have no right to speak upon that text? Well! I will spare thee tho rest of the lectures Miss Prue, seeing that thou hast taken the man I chose for thee. Mr. Wallingford had-arrived in this country after peace was concluded with England, and, though an Englishman, he was more enthusiastic about "free America" than we who had fought for independence. He wassnot possessed of any estate, but received or pretended to receive remittances from England. Well! Both these gentlemen were, of course, my lovers. Mr. Spencer was the first in the field, in point of time, though I never entertained a serious thought for him until after the duel, while, as I said, I came near marrying the other. Mr. Spencer's wooing was like himself, a delicate compliment or a few lines of poetry was all that he ever permitted himself. I wish I had kept some of the verses he wrote me now for a memento, but I foolishly de- troyed them, and can not remember any, except that he made my name, Theodora, rhyme with "I adore her"—a very popular couplet with my poetic ; dniirers. He was my devoted slave, wi:ich was the greatest fault I found in him, for my heart was seeking a master, not a slave, and so, when he summoned up courage enough to lay his heart and hand at my feet, I had no compunction whatever in telling him he might not hope. He bore his disappointment bravely, and we continued to be gt 06 friends, for which I was ylad, for he was an in timate friend of the Saxbys. I pretend ed to twit him concerning Lis Quaker friends, and he never failed to respond to my raillery by telling of some good action done by one cr other cf iliom. I listened eagerly to these stories, for I was deeply interested in tho genial look ing elderly genii man, and no less in his handsome silent sou, who was to be come my husband, but from whom I could neither entice nor provoke a glance of admiration. Mr. Wallingford, on the oilier hand, usually treated me as a OT._!J, except whea he and I were apart from the oth ers, when he would sink his voice into a rapturous whisper in add; easing sue. He hovered about me for three months before declaring himself, bv:t I could see that his policy was to warn off oth er admirers, gradually taking the posi tion of my sole cavalier. He chose an evening when a few guests were informally gathered at my father's house to unmask himself After supper he and .1 wandered into my mother's private sitting rcom under some pretext or another, I being noth ing loath to give him the opportunity "How hard it is," said ho when we were alone, "to have a word with you." "I think you s.-.y a good many words to me," I replied, with a smile. We were standing, and I permitted him to lead me to a sofa, upon which ho sat down also, next to me. He still retained my hand, and I waited, with downcast eyes, for the declaration I ex pected. I sat a few moments iv silence, to give him time to collect his thoughts, for I had received many declarations, and was calm, while this might be his first attempt I thought ''I am glad to see you now,'' he went on. "I would iv.ther see you in your The selfishness of his words struck me, and I looked up to meet his eyes fix ed upon me with a burning light in them. I grow uncomfortable under his gaze and tried to withdraw my hand, but he would net Ist it go. Instead, he clasped me round the waist and tried to kiss inc. I was now quite agitated. I had 110 brother to chastise his rude ness, and I knew that my father would only laugh at ma if I complained to him. At- this moment I heard a step in "Unhand me. sir!" I cried aloud, struggling to free myself. A figure apnea? Ed in the doorway. I was disappointed to see that it was Mr. Spencer, the last champion I would have chosen. Mr. Wallingford released me at once and turned angrily to the intruder. " Why this interruption, sir?" he ask ed, not trying to conceal his passion. "They are limiting np a party at cards," replied Mr. Spencer. "Will you take a hand?" I had risen, and now slipped out of the room, but paused at the door to Ha-, ten. "You came here to dog me I" cried , Mr. Wallingford. "Let us go and play cards," replied Mr. Spencer. ' 'We can easily find cause for auarrel in oor play—if you play as you "played last night, when you won so heavily from young Sutton." Tho last words were . uttered clearly and deliberately. It was the deadliest insult that conld be offered in those days, short of calling a man a coward, to accuse him of cheating at cards. I waited with bated breath for the an swer. "I will break every bone in your body for this," roared Mr. Wallingford. There was bullying swagger in his tone, not the righteous indignation of an in nocent man wrongfully accused. "Mr. Marriott will receive any mes sage you send," replied Mr. Spencer. "Ho shall haveit," cried Mr. Wal lingford, '' without delay. I have long wanted to smash yon!" n "You are perhaps stronger than I, returned Mr. Spencer, "yet the battlo is not always to the stronger, especially when the weapons are pistols, with ten paces between. Now let us join the I other's. Will you precede me?" Upon hearing these words I fled away to my own room, and passed the night lin an agony cf tears and «if reproach, j : I knew that nothing now could prevent j ' the meeting. I dared not tell any ono that I knew nbcut it, or else the vholo story would come out, and, moreover, I ' had discovered that my idol was net ■ gold, nor even brass, bnt clay of the 1 The meeting was arran;;ed for tho Dccame common gossip. Two seconds were present on each side, besides a sur geon, in case of accident. It seemed a foregone conclusion that Mr. Spencer would lose his life, for he was not cred ited with much courage, and he was a most indifferent marksman. Mr. Spen cer and his friends were first on the 'ield, followed soon after by the oppo site party. Mr. Wallingford looked pale, but walked with his accustomed swagger, until he happened to meet his opponent's eye, when he seemed to c6wer. . J The preliminary arrangements were soon made, the men stood opposite each other, and at tho word both fired to gether. Mr. Spencer remained standing, but Mr. Wallingford was seen to stag ger and fall upon his face. All the spec tators crowded round tho prostrate man, and the surgeon turned him over to dis cover the wound, but could find none. Presently Mr. Wallingford opened his eyes, and they asked him where he was hurt. He looked puzzled for a moment, then muttering, "I am not hurt, "he got up, and walked off the field alone. His coward heart had failed him before the calm courage of his opponent. Not many days afterward Mr. Wal lingford found business to take him away from the neighborhood. We heard, some months afterward, that he was married to a wealthy widow in Boston, but we never saw him in our part of the country again. Mr. Spencer was, of course, the hero of the hour, lionized and honored by ev ery one. If he had chosen, he could have had the pick of the belles of the country, even myself, if he had asked me again. Thou wilt not betray my con fidence? I have told thee things that even my locked journal docs not know. I have lived heart to heart with my husband for over 50 years, and know his every thought, but yet there are some little things with which I have not thought fit to trouble him. This was the only duel fought for me. It is dreadful, even vow, to reflect that two men took their lives in their hands for my sake. If either had died, I think I would have entered a convent, to spend the rest of my days in prayer. Mr. Spencer and I remained good friends until his departure for the south, which journey he took in the spring following the duel. His chival rous soul would not allow him to profit by the advantage he had gained by his display of bravery. Instead of renewing his suit to mo he treated me as a broth er, nor could I desire a dearer brother than himself. He perceived that I was interested in the Saxbys, and usually led our talk to his friends. He told me a curious legend about them, which I will repeat. It seems that the Saxbys had been Quakers ever since the ' was first established, al ways intei.....riying with Quakers. For a number of generations these had only been one son in each generation to take the name. Daughters had been born, »ily one son. Tho legend, Mr. Spen td me, was that a witch had put a upon the family, to the effect that the male line should never wax greater, and that the family would die out for %yant of an heir to take the name if ever a Saiby married any but a Quaker. Mr. Spencer says it is a coincidence, and the coincidence has given rise to the legend, and my husband says it is the will of God, but I—these witches have strange powers, and I have never had a son! # * w * * * My grandmother ceased speaking, then appeared to listen, while a pretty color mounted to her cheek. "He is coming!" she murmured. "He must not see my cap awry!" so saying she stepped to a mirror to adjust the cap of lace and ribbons which sho wore, one of the "vanities" she affected to despise, yet loved so dearly. "If I had become a Quaker," she continued, touching with deft fingers tho soft white curls upon her forehead, "I must have given up these gay colors, and this cherry red ribbon becomes me!'' I now heard my grandfather's step approach, and BOOH his tall form stood in the doer. My grandpiu'ents advanced to meet each other with outstretched hands, to exchange the kiss without Hli they never met or parted even le shortest interval, and so they , smiling into each other's eyes— lovers still.—Fred Stamper in New York Evening Post. AHCHER'S FAVORITE HORSE. Pathetic Story of the Famous Jockey and the Steeplechaser Fatigue. Archer, the celebrated jockey, was riding in a steeplechase, his mount being a horse called Fatigue. The man was Kf the horse, which returned his on with liberal interest. At the nee the horse fell and broke his leg. Archer, though of course thrown, fell away from the horse, and was not badly hurt. The pathetic scene that fol lowed is described by Vogue: He started away to deliver news of the accident and arrange to have the horse shot, but was stopped by hearing a whinny. Poor Fatigue could only lift his head, but he was looking after and calling the rider he loved so well. Archer returned to the horse, and sitting down on the turf, took the poor creat ure's head in his lap, and sent a boy with a message for what was necessary. Meanwhile the horse lay still, except I occasional spasm of pain, one wanted to shoot poor Fatigue, ill bey finally volunteered, if no so would, but he'd "a heapruther When the pistol was finally given is small hands trembled so that r took the weapon from him, say ing: "You're nervous, lad; you'll bungle it. He sha'n't have his pain added to. He'll never know what put him out of his misery.'' Addressing the horse, he added, "If I wasn't fond of yon I couldn't bring myself to do it; but you sha'n't ran risks of being hurt more." With one hand he caressed the horse's head, with the other he put the pistol to the forehead. "Good by, Fatigue, old chap, good by,'' and he pulled the trigger. Fatigue hardly struggled, but settled down, dead, with his head still on his favorite rider's lap; and Archer sat quite still till the last quiver was over, his head bowed, 'and did not notice that the red was staining his clothes. MR. GLIMMERTON'S BESETMENTS. Troubled Most Just Now Over a Whatnot In the Parlor. "In her latest rearrangement of the parlor," said Mr. Glimmerton, "my oldest daughter has placed in front of the whatnot a comfortable rocking chair iin which I have always liked to sit. The I whatnot is a flimsy structure on legs so ! slender that they wabble when you look >at them. Upon its shelves there are ! many delicate bottles and jars and vases 1 and things that arc always ready to fall 1 off. "If I were not so eternally kept down, ' I should be a man of cheerful spirits. I Even a« it is I manage to keep my bead j above trie slough ol despond, but 1 have | a pretty hard time of it what with one thing and another, and just now the whatnot in the parlor is one of my most trying besetments. One cannot sit in the big chair now without danger of knocking the whatnot over. The first time I tried it the chair rocked back ■uid brought up against it. All the bot tles and jars and vases on the shelves nodded violently, many of them beyond recovery, and these went down with that slight but compact crash that thin china makes when it falls. "Then I had to keep the whatnot al ways in mind. If I sat in the rocking chair at all, I had to sit in it carefully. Once when I had forgotten about the great calamity and had jumped up rath er suddenly the chair rocked back and touched the whatnot again, this time, however, not so hard; only a few things fell. But now I have given np the chair altogether, for with the whatnot at its back it is no longer a comfort to me. ''I look at the big chair longingly, and I fancy it looks with sympathy at me, and I wait with patient cheerful ness for the next new arrangement, when the flimsy whatnot shall be on one side of the room and the comforta ble rocker on the other."—New York Sun. X Bays In Piracy. The pitiless pirate scanned the distant horizon with one of his eagle eyes. ' It was a short word, but there must have been a motive for it. "A sail! A sail!" Turning to his first mate, he com manded him, with a fearful oath, to run np the regulation flag. That person replied that there wasn't one, as the only flag they ever had was shot away in the last affair. Was the pirate chief rattled? For the bold buccaneer to rush down into his cabin, bring up his Roentgen camera, and by means of the X rays to take an instantaneous photograph of the mate's skull and of a couplo of cross bones from his twisted leg was but the Work of a moment, and in a wink the sable pennant was flying from the fore topsail of the saucy Plankwalker. From that instant, as is usual in such cases, all was excitement.—Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. To Restore Faded Flowers. Flowers that have been packed and are fading from exhaustion may be re stored to freshness if the stalks are plunged about an inch deep into scald ing water. By the time the water be comes cold the flowers will have reviv ed. Cut off the ends of the stalks which have been softened by the hot water and put the flowers in vases with plenty of cold water. Cut flowers are likely to keep longer if you cut off with a sharp penknife a little piece of stalk every day. Cut in a slanting direction. The Strong odor of the water in which wall newel's have remained may be remedied by adding a little charcoal or disinfect ing fluid.—Philadelphia Telegraph. If there be dust, sand or an eyelash in the eye, it should be removed tender ly by means of a camel's hair brush or Ihe rolled point of a fine cambric hand kerchief. Hold down tho lower lid with Ihe forefinger of the left hand and turn 10 upper lid with the first finger. Christian]*. Ie chief street of Christiania is the 1 Karl Johans Gadc, which leads ■om the eastern station to the pal ace. Here on opposite sides are two buildings of importance, where young men flock to study and old men meet to legislate. The proximity of politics and learning recalls the conception of Stein, who hoped that the presence of a great university in Berlin would have a good effect on the government. The chief Prussian and Norwegian temples of the thoughtful goddess were founded within a few years of each other. Both have displayed a readiness to welcome new ideas and furthered the cause of free dom in countless fields of thought. The life and movement of the city » practically confined to this street the harbor. There the dramatist Ib is in the habit of walking every day, and his countrymen are said to regulate their watches by his appearance. It was my fortune to lunch in a restaurant at a table not far from where he sat, but his face did not specially attract me. Those who feel more sympathy with his works and relish his portraits of exceptions would be fascinated by his grim and crabbed features, unrelieved by any frank or genial smile, for of such are the world's reformers. Inclosed in a shed on the grassy ground behind the university buildings are two viking ships, which date from the middle ages. No relics of the past are mbre essentially poetic than those which mark the earliest triumphs of man in his awful struggle with things. According to all accounts, tho lot of Norwegian fishermen and peasants is still peculiarly hard, for nature is a cruel stepmother, and life becomes al most tragic for them by excess of work. —Westminster Review. Madras Thunderstorms. As the result of his prolonged study of those striking phenomena, the thun derstorms of Madras, Professor Smith informs the Scottish Meteorological so ciety that the first remarkable fact ob served by him was that of certain sea sous of the year when sheet lightning appeared almost every night, always in I a west or southwesterly direction and invariably near the horizon; it may be, I therefore, he remarks, that these dis- • charges occur in the region whera the \ moist and dustless sea wind meets the I dry and dusty land wind, one being, j perhaps, positively electrified and the j other negatively. In these lightning dis- j plays as many as 800 flashes per minute I have been counted", this rate being kept j np for an hour or an hour and a half. | Another notable peculiarity remarked j of this region is that the heaviest rains ! are unaccompanied by thunder, while the displays of lightning are not accom- ] panied by any rain. Delaware's Names. lelaware has been called the Dia d State, for, though small in size, rmerly was of great political im- j ance. It also enjoys the nickname of the Blue Hen State, this having j been, bestowed on account of a gentle man named Caldwell, who made tho j state famous in sporting annals by the j quality of his gamecocks, which he al- : ways bred from the eggs of a blue hen, ; believing that this was the best color for tho mother of a gamecock. Would Make Both Happy. Mrs. Fret—lf I had money enough to go abroad and stay a year, I would be perfectly happy. THE SOUTH AFKICANS THE THREE NATIVE RACES THAT IN HABIT THE COUNTRY. j The Bushmen, the Hottentots and the Bantns or Kaffirs—These Last Are Much Above the Level of the Others Physical, ly and In All Bespects. When the Dutch fixed their first post at Cape Town iv 1652, with no thought either of colonization or of conquest, but for the sake of having gardens which could supply fresh vegetables to the scurvy stricken crews of their ships sail ing to the east, they found three native races inhabiting the country. One of i these, the Bushmen, though few in numbers, were widely scattered over the whole of South Africa. They were nomads of almost tho lowest kind, with a marvelous faculty for tracking and trapping wild animals, but neither owning cattle nor tilling the soil, with scarcely even a tribal organization, no religion and a language consisting of a succession of clicks. Unable to accus tom themselves to civilized life, driven out of some districts by the settlers and in others no longer able to find support owing to the extinction of game, they are now almost extinct, though a few are still left in the deserts of the Kala hari and northern Bechuanaland. Be fore many years tho only trace of their existence will be in the remarkable drawings of animals with whioh they delighted to cover the smooth surfaces of rocks. These drawings, which are found all the way from Zambezi to the Cape and from Maniacland to the At lantic, are executed in red and yellow pigments and are often full of spirit and character. The second race was that which the Dutch called Hottentot They were of a reddish or yellowish black hue, taller than the Bushmen, but with sqnat and seldom muscular figures—a thoughtless, cheerful, easy going people, who roved hither and thither with their flocks and herds as they oould find pasture. They were decidedly superior to the Bush men, whom they hated, but quite un able to withstand Europeans, and their numbers rapidly declined, partly from the loss of their best grazing grounds, but largely also through epidemio dis eases, and especially smallpox, which ' ships, touching on their way from In dia, brought into the country. They are now, as a distinct race, almost extinct in the Colony, though a good deal of their blood has passed into the mixed black population of Cape Town and its neighborhood—a population the other elements of which are Malays and west coast negroes, the descendants of slaves imported in the last century. Farther north, on the south side of the Orange river, and beyond it in Namagualand, small tribes cognate to the Hottentots still wander over the dreary plains. Very different from these weak Bush men and Hottentots was and is the third native race, those who are called Bantu (a word meaning "people") by them selves and Kaffirs by Europeans. The word Kaffir is Arabic, and means an in fidel (literally' 'one who denies"). It is applied by Mussulmans not merely to these South Africans, but to other heath en, as, for instance, by the Afghans to the idolaters of Kafiristan in tho Hindoo- Kush mountains. The Portuguese prob ably took the name from the Arabs, whom they found already settled on the east coast. These Bantu tribes—if we may class those as Bantns who speak languages of what is called the Bantu type—fill all east Africa from the re gions of the npper Nile southward. Those who dwell south of the Zambezi are generally strong and well made men, sometimes as black as a gulf of Guinea negro, sometimes verging on a brown tint; and though they have the woolly hair and thick lips generally characteristic of the negro, individuals are often found among them whose cast of features suggests an admixture of Semitic blood. They are more prolific than the Hottentots, as well as physi cally stronger and better made, and they were further advanced in the arts of life. Some of the tribes dug out and worked iron and copper; all of them nsed iron. Their chief wealth lay in their cattlo; horses they did not possess, but where the land was fit for tillage they cultivated it. They had no religion, except in a sort of magic, and that wor ship of the ghosts of ancestors which seems to be the most widely diffused of all human superstitions. Instead of a priesthood, there were wizards or medi cine men, often powerful as the de nouncers of those whom the chief wished to put to death. Intellectually they were (much upon the level of the native of West Africa—James Bryce, M. ■•Aul;l Robin Gray." ballad that won instant fame ' ist the expectation and even the of its author was "Auld Robin Uray," written by Lady Anno Lindsay about tho end of the last century mere ly for her own satisfaction to replace the coarse verses of an old melody that pleased her. She sang charmingly, and the new ballad soon came into favor. Great was tho curiosity aroused as to the author cf this pathetic song iv whose simple verses all the elements of a heartrending tragedy are contained, but Lady Anne, modest and retiring by nature, preserved silence for many years, smiling no doubt at the contro versy that raged so hotly. In the course of it her ballad was attributed by some disputants to David Rizzio, declared by others to be a genuine sixteenth century production and finally made the subject !of a 20 guinea prize to be bestowed on j anybody acute enough to bring to light j tho veritable author. —Coruhill Maga- Handy For Bait. The Boston Journal man wants to know why the horseless carriages on exhibition in that city are all provided with whip sockets. Guess The Journal man never lived iv a prohibition state. Joy. Joy is the mainspring in the whole round of everlasting nature; joy moves J the wheels of tho great timepiece of the world; she it is that loosens flowers from their buds, suns from their firma ments, rolling spheres in distant space seen not by tho glass of the astronomer. Raw Beef. Raw beef proves of great benefit to persons of frail constitution. It is chop ped fine, seasoned with salt and heated by placing in a dish of hot water. It as similates rapidly and affords the best nourishment. Young doves and pigeons are fed with a sort of pap secreted by the parent bird. It is necessary to the existence of the equate, Tbey die without it. 11taunton SpcrtotoT. RATES OF ADVERTISING. Advertisements are inserted at the rates of 1:1.'. cents per line, for the first, and (If cenu for each subsequent insertion. Local Notices are inserted at the rata of 20 cents per line for the first, and iv cant* for each subsequent insertion. Business Notices are inserted at the rate of 15 cents for the first and 8 cents for eaeh.nl> seqaent insertion. A liberal discount will be made on all orders for 3,6, or 12 months. Obituaries, Announcements of Candidate! for office, and all communications of a person al or private character, will be charged for an advertisements. NO. 21. ( r uy is one wamaa -active and aa :r not? It isn't rely a question age or features or intellect. The most admirable and attractive thing about an attractive I woman is her wo . manliness. Every body admires a womanly woman. Everybody doesn't realize just what it is that makes her womanly. She mast have health, of course, because without it she would lose the brightness of her eyes, the fullness of her cheeks and her vivacity. Health brings all these things but health means more than most people think of. Real health must mean that a woman is really a woman. That she i* strong and perfect in a sexual way, as well as in every other. That she is capable of. performing perfectly the duties of matern ity. Upon her strength in this way depends to a large extent her general health, her good looks and her attractiveness. Some women are born stronger H*»e Ou.-ia. Some are born with what is called "con stitutional weakness." It is easier for some women to retain health and strength than it is for others. Some seem able to do any thing they like, whenever they like, with out serious results. Still, there is no rea son why women should not enjoy perfect health. Thos~ who do not, need only take the proper precautions and the proper rem edy to become perfectly well and strong. Dr. Pierce'sJ?avorite Prescription will cure any derangement of the distinctly feminine organism. It is absolutely certain. There are some who have neglected themselves so long that a complete cure is next to im possible, but even these will find comfort and improved health in the use of the " Fa vorite Prescription." It has cured hundreds of women who have received no relief what ever from years of treatment with good physicians. It is absolutely unique in the history of medicine. Such a remedy can be discovered only once. There is nothing in the world like it, nor has there ever been. Hundreds of things that every woman ought to know, are contained in Dr. Pierces Med ical Adviser, which will be sent absolutely free on receipt of 21 one-cent stamps to cover cost of mailing only. World's Dis pensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. CHURCH DIRECTORY. First Prosbyterian Church, on Frederick Si between New and Market streets, services II a. m. and Bp. m. Pastor, Rev. A. M. Fraser Second Presbyterian church corner Freder ick and Lewis streets. Services at 11 a. m and 8. Pastor, Rev. Wm. dimming. Emmanuel Episcopal Church, worship on West Frederick St. Services at 11 a. m., and p. m„ Rector, Rev. R. C. Jett. Trinity Episcopal church. Main street, be tween Lewis and Church streets. Services at 11 a. m., and Bp. m. Rector, Rev. W. Q. Hul llhen United Brethren chtrtj, Lewis street, be tween Main and Johnson streets. Services at 11a. m and 8 p. m. Pastor, Rev. J. D Don ovan. Methodist church, Lewis street, between Main and Frederick streets. Services at 11 a m. and Bp. ni. Pastor, Rev. J. H. Boyd, D. D Christ Evangelical Lutheran church, Lew is street, between Main and Frederick street* Services at 11 a. ni. and 8 p. m. Pastor. Rev. H. F. Sliealy. Baptist church, coniei .vlaln and W shing ton streets. Services at 11 a. m. and Jp. m Pastor, Rev. M. L. Wood. St. Francis Roman Catholic, North Augustt street, Mass at 7 and 10.30 a. va. Vespers and benediction of Most Blessed Sacrament v p. m. Pastor, Rev. Father McVerry. Young Men's Christian Association, corner Main and Water streets. Services at 4 p. m. Sunday. I —' ——. 1 DIRECTORY OF LODCES. M/ SONIC LODGE. Staunton Lodge No. 13, A. F. and A. M., m pot j every second and last Friday night In oacl month. In Masonic Temple, Main street. Jas. M. Lickliter.W. M; B. A. Eskrldge, Secy. ■NIC" ROYAL ARCn CHAPTER. i meet third Friday in every month, Jo Masonic lemple, on Main street. W. W. Mo Guffln, High Priest A. A. Eskrldge, Secy. ODD FELLOWS' LODGE.; Staunton Lodge, No. 45,1. O. O. F. meets cry Thursday night In Odd Fellows' Hall, ove Wayt's drug store, on Main street. John V Fretwell Noble Grand: C. A. Crafton, Sec' KNIGHTS OF HONOB LODGE. Staunton Lodge No. 756, Kr.ghts of Honor meets every first aad third Tuesday In each month. In Pythian Hall, Main street. W. L. Olivier, Dictator; W. A. Burnett, Recorder. MOUNTAIN CITY LODGE. No. 110,1. O. G. T., meets every Friday night in their lodge room over Wayt's drug store on Main street. A. S. Woodhouse, Chief Templar F. B. Kennedy, Secy. DISTRICT LODGE. No. 22,1.0. G. T., meets every three montht G. C. Shlpplett, D. C. T.; S. H. Bauserman District Secretary ROYAL ARCAH UM. Augusta Council, No. 490, Royal Arcanum meets every second and fourth Tuesday In the month, at Pythian HaU, Mam street. W. W Robertson, Regent; Jos. B. Woodward, Sco- SONS OF TEMPERANCE Charity Division, M. A., Sons of Temperance meets every Monday night at Odd Fellows all. W. A. Rapp, Worthy Patriarch; John B. Coffelt Secy. UNIFORMED RANK, KNiGHTS OF PYTHIAS. E. B. Stuart Division, No. 10, meets second and fourth Mondays each montn at Pythian I Hall. Sir Knight Captain, F. B. Berkley; B Knight Recorder, S. H. Rosenbaum. j KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS. Valley Lodge, No. 18, K. of P., meets every Monday night at Castle Hall, on West Main street, over Dr. Wayt's drug store. C. T. Ham mond, Chancellor Commander; Albes Keeper of Records and Seal. KNIGHT TEMPLARS. Staunton Coniniandery, No. 8, Knights Tem plar, meets first Friday night in every month in Masonic Temple, on Main street. W. B. McChesney, Eminent Commander; A. A. E k ridge, Recorder. ONEIDA TRIBE, NO. 88,1. O. R. M., Meets in their wigwam, in Valz Building every Wednesday at Sth run 30th breath setting of tho sun. J. D. Anthony, sachep- James W. Biaekburn, chief of records, ill visiting brothers welcome. AMERICAN LEGION OF HONOR. Valley Council No. 736 meets on the first and third Mondays In each month. Commands" A. S. Woodhouse; secretary, Dr. J. M. Han ge collector, Isaac C. Morton. Jr. CATHOLIC HIBERNIAN BENIFICAX SOCIETY. I JMeots first Sunday In every month In their hall on the church lot. M. T. B presi dent; J. J. Kllgalen, first vice-president; J. i Murphy, second vice-president; D.J. O'Connel 1 recording secretary. WTONEWALL" BRIGADE BAND, meots every Monday and Thursday orchestra, every Wednesday, at 8 p. m„ in City HaU. Mr. J. M. Brereton, director J. A. Armentront, president, and C. Harry Haines secretary. CHAMBBB OT COMMERCE. Monthly meetings. Fourth Tuesday in the month at7:3oo'cloek. Boom n City Hal bulla