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yjirgjiiia 0vtt AND ___FARMERS’ REPOSITORY. _< IIMtl.i:.ST<HY\. JKl I KIt^ON lOIMY. TIHItMtA V. MivnuiMt A, mi. wo. 36. rOSTXOAIa The following mournfully beautiful line* are from the pen ol the gil'uril porte**, Mr*. £>iuoi n yu. ** Ti.au 'tost maiL id. solute all my comfmn u. ” Job. There 'hour a beam »ilbin mr bower, Affection'* diamond ijwii; The tpoiler caiur « itb feai ful tiowrr— That beam i* ipieoeliM and dark ’ There a a* a *boni of childhood’• jot — A laugh of infant glee; 1 he earih dot'd o’er iny glnetou* bot, My uurtliiig,—"where"is he? 1 hen aerm'd a vnind like rudiing wiugt. So thirk mt virrow * came— A blight dertrot’d my prt-cmua thingt, Mt trraMin-' fed die flame; An ocean ol unfatliom M gi • if Swept o’er me with lit watcn, And here all tb-vdate I Maud. .Hone, untilI my —there /low * no kindred fear. No aynijvtliitiiig tigli. The feet ol’runout crowd* are near, \et every cheek •« dry. And there it naught hut curtaining turl. Ami cold earth looacly thmwn. To abut me from llioar dieri*h’d forms, Mt beautdul,—tnv own! \ct vA« tins fearful change hath wrough'» A\ ho thus tiath I n.I nil- low \\ as it a hand with veug.-unc. fraught > The malice of • foe " —lie who call'll mv being forth From mute unconscious clsv, He who with more than twsrvtit’s earv, ILui led me night and day — A\ tin crrcfli nut—whochangeth not— Who woundi-th but to In ul— AA h > darkeneth nut iii.in'iranlilt lot, Sale foi his spirit's weal. Therefore I bow me to lli« iwiv; l mourn, but not repiu And chasten'd, yet confiding, sny_ " Isord, not mu viU, but tfunr ”* ROMAOTIO ADVEWTURU AUTHF.Vl'ir ACCOUNT OF THE ES CAPE OF l.AV \LIJJTTK. The (L union) \thnurum contains a resiew of the recently puldidted . If. ntoii t of Count Latnil L-tte, written by himsell. I'lie- most interesting part of the werk is tin- authentic narrative which It contains of the extraordinary escape of laisal l«-tte througii the grneroiik and heroical self-devo tion of Mad.mii- I jivallettc. Tbc trial of lasatlctt. is well known ; and tho' erery line and word relating to it is full of inter est. we must, confine-! as we are to space, m,i it user with mani other interesting particulars. |( was only when all hopes of pai .loo hail ceased, and w hen but a few. hour* of life remained to bun that ln» wife fird disclosed to him the project hr v hull she hojied to effect his esenpf- ; 44 Mv wife came at six o'clock fo dine with me. She brought with her a relation, Madamoiaclle Dubourge._ When we were alone, she said •• I* appears but too certain that we have nothing tu hope ; wr must, therefore, my dear, take .« resolution, and this is what I propose to you. At eight o clock you shall go out dressed in my clothespin! at cuinpaiiit-d bv my couhiii. ^ ou shall step into my sedan chair, which will carry you in Ho Rue den Sr. Perrea, where you will find M. IJaudus with a cabriolet, who will conduct you to a retreat lie has prepare'! tor you, and where you may await, without danger.a favorable onoortumt v ofl.... mg France. ** I listened to her and looked at her in silence. Iler manner was calm, and her voire firm. She appeared »o con vinced of the success of her plan, that it was some time before I dared to re ply. I looked, however, upon the whole a- a mail undertaking. I was at last obliged to tell her so; but she interrupted me at the first word bv saving, *• I will hear of nu objection*. I die if you die. I)o not therefore re ject my plan. I know if will succeed. 1 feel that God supports ine!” * » • “ What will they do,” 1 said, “when they discover that I ain gone? These brutes, in their blind rage, will they not forget themselves and strike you?” I wa» going on, but I soon saw, bv the paleness of her countenance and the movements of convulsive impatience that were beginning to agitate her, that I ought to put an end to all objec tions. I remained silent for a lew minutes, at the end of which I ion tinned thus: »• Well, I shall do as you please, but if you want to succeed, permit me at least to ninke one ob»er* vation. The cabriolet is too far oft' I shall be scarcely gone when my flight will be discovered, anil I shall most undoubtedly be stopped in the chair, lor near an hour is required to go to the Hue des 8t Perres. Ijcanrmt es cape on foot with your clothes.” This reflection seemed to strike her.— C.hange, ’ I added, “ that part of > our plan. I he whole of to-niurrow is, at your disposal; I promise to do tomorrow all you wish.” ” Well, von ate in the right. I will have the cabriolet stationed near. Give me yotif word that you will obey me. for that is your last resource/* I took her hand and answerer), »• I will do all jnj wish, *od in the manner you wish it. ’ sins promise made her caw and we separated. t On tha neat day, when my wife came rfia was accompanied by her daughter. She was dress«J in a pelisse of me rino, richly lined with I or, which she was accustomed to put over her light dre*« on leaving a ball roum. PJre bad w taken in her reticule a black silk pet ticoat. 44 This is cjuite sufficient,” »he said, 44 to disguise you completely.” She then sent my daughter lo the w in dow. and added in a low voice, at 7 o'clock precisely you mu*t be readv; all ia well prepared : In going out vou will take hold of Jo«e;»hine*H arm.— Take care to walk very slow I v ; and when you cross the large registering room, you will put on my gloves, ami cover your fa> e with your handker chief. I had some thoughts of putting on a veil, but unfortunately, 1 have not been accustomed to wear one when I come hero ; it is therefore of no use to think of it. Take great caie when you pass under the doors, which arc very low, not to break the feather* of your bonnet, lor then all would be lo*t. I always find the turnkevs in the re gistering room, and the gaoler general ly hand* me to mv chair, which con stantly stands neat the entrance door; but this tune it will be in the vard, at the top of the grand staircase/ There you will be met. alter a short tunc, bv M. Baudu*. who will leid you to the cabriolet, and will actjtiaint you with the plare where vou are to remain con cealed. Afterwards, let God's will be done, mv dear. Do exa<tlv all I tell you. Remain calm. Give me vnur hand, I wish to feel vnur pulse. Verv will, HOW u»ei mine, lines It denote the slightest emotion?” I could per ceive she was in a high fever. *• Hut above all things,” die added, “ Irt us not give way to our feelings, that would be our ruin.” * * * * “She then called mv daughter, ami said to her, “linen attentively, child, ; to what I am going to say to v'ou. for I •hall make you icpcat it. 1 shall go •way this evening at seven o'clock, in stead of eight: you must walk behind me, because you know that the door* are narrow ; but when we enter the long registering room, take care to place yourself on mv left hand. The jailor ia accustomed to offer me hi* ai in on that side and I do not choose to take it. When we are out of the iron gate, and ready to go up the outside staircase, then pass to my light hand, that these impertinent gendarmes of that guard house innv not stare in my fat t* as they always do. || avc you understood me well? The child re peated the instruction with wonderful exactness. • • • * ♦ “Dinner was brought up. Ju*t as wc were going to mt down to table an obi nurse of our*. Mad.in Dutoit, who had accompanied Josephine, came in very ill. * • Far from being u*e ful 10 us, the poor woman only added to our confusion. She might Io*e her presence of mind at the sight of mv disguise ; but whni was to be done? I he first object was to make her cease her meanings, and Eo.de said to her in a low but firm voice, “ no childish ness Sit down to table, but do not AJ»t * hrilfft vim r Iao.ii,. I._.1 • ' - j .HMD smelling-boi rle to vour nose. In less than an hour you will be in the open air.” " This meal, which, to all appear ance, was to be the last of my life,was terrible. The bits stoppeJ in our thrusts, not a word was uttered by inr of us. snd in tbst situation we were to pa*s almost an hour. Six and three Suartrrs struck at last. •• I only want ve minutes, but I must speak to Hon neville,” said Madam de l.avallettc. She pulled the bell, ami the valet dc chambre came in; she took him aside, whispered a few word* to him, and added aloud, *• take care that the chair men be at their posts, for I am coining. Now.” sho said to tne, “ it is lime tu dress.” 44 A part of my room was divided of) by a screen «nd fornmd a surf of dress ing close. • |i| less than three minutes mv toilet was complete. 1 pulled the hell. "Adieu!” she said, • siting her eyes to heaven. I pressed her arm with my trembling hand, and we ext hanged a look. It we had mi twarrd. we had Ivren ruined. 'I'he turnkey was heard; Kmille flew l>e ! hind the screen, the floor opened ; I |passed hrsf, then mv daughter, and I lastly. Matlnme lliitoif. After having mused the passage, I armed nt the floor of the registering room. I was obliged, at the same time to raise my foof ami to stoop lest the feathers of mv bonnet should catch at the top of the door. I aucreeded, but on raising myself again. I found myself in the large apai trnent, in I lie presence of five turnkeys, sitting, standing, and rom mg in my way. I put mv handkenhief to mv face, and was waiting for rnv daughter to plare herself on mv left hand. I'he child, however, ti»ok mv right hand ; and thejailor coming flown the stairs of Ins apai tment, which was on the left hand, came up to me with out hindrance, and putting his hand on my arm. said to me, •» von are go ing sway early, msdame.” lie ap nested mu .b HfccteJ, and nndoubN ! ly thought my wile had taktn an ever lasting leave of her husband. It has been said, that my daughter and I sobbed aloud ; the fact is, we scarcely dnrt-d to sigh. I at last reached the' end of the room. A turnkey sits there day anil night, in a large aim chair, and in a space so narrow, that he can keep his hands on the keys of two doors, one ot iron liars, and the other towards tiie outer part, and which i» called toe first wicket. 1'his u>an looked at me without opening his doors. I passed my hand between the bars, to show him 1 wished to go out. He turned,at last, his two kevs and we got out. 0 * • • ‘•At hut 1 slowlv reached the la*t step, and went into the chair that stood a yard or two distant. Hut no chair man,no servant.was there. My daugh ter and the old woman remained stand ing next the vehicle, with a sentry at -ix paces from them, immovable, and his eyes fixed on me. A violent de gree of agitation began to mingle with mv astonishment. My looks were di rected towards the sentrv's musket,' like those of a serpent towards his prey- It almost seemed to me that I held that musket in m\ grasp. At the first emotion, at the first noise, I was resolved to sci’/.o if. 1 felt as if I pns -essed the strength of ten men ; and I would most certainly have killed whoever had attempted to lay hands on me. This terrible situation lasted a-j bout two minutes; hut they seemed to rue as long as a whole night. At last I hoard Honticv 111«.- * •* voice saying to me, ‘One of ihe ciiainnen was not punctual, but 1 l»nvo r..ur..i it.... . » At the same instant, I fr|t myself raised. The chair passed through the great court, and, on getting out, turned to the right. We proceeded to the Quit des Ortevres, facing the Rue de Harlaj.” l,as alette here entered info a cabrio let driven by Count Chaaaenon ; and, during the drive, he changed hi* fe male attire for a livery. In the Kau Irouig St. Germain, he met hm fiiend Baudus. and joined him as a set s ant. ! It was eight o’clock in the evening; it poured of rain; the night was ex tremely dark, and the solitude coni plete in that part of the Kauhouig St. Germain. I walked, with difficulty ; M. Bauduw went on more rapidly, and it was not without trouble that | could keep up with him I huoii left one o! my shoes in the mire, but I was never theless obliged to get on. We saw gendai mes galloping along, who wore undoubtedly in search of me, and ne ver imagined that I was so near them. 1* inally, after one houi *s w alk, fatigued to death; with one shoe on, und one off, we arrived in the Rue de Crenelle, near the Rue de Bar, where M. Hau dus stopped for a moment. * I am go ing.* said ha, * to enter a nobleman’s hotel. \\ hila 1 speak to the porter, get you into the court. Y»*u will find a staircase on your left hand. Co up to the lliulmtl kl.irr (In _ dark passage you will meet with on your right, and at the l>n(t»ni of which •» * pile of wood. Stop there.* This was no other than the hotel of the Duke of liichclicu, the Minister for Foreign Affairs! *‘M. Haudus went in first; and. while he wan talking to the porter, who had thrust his head out of his lodge. 1 passed rapidly bv. * Where is the man goingr* cried the porter. ‘It is my servant.* I quickly «ent up to the third floor, and reached the place that had been described to me. I was scarcely there, when 1 heard the rust ling of a silk gown. I felt myself gently taken by the arm. and pushed into an apartment, the door of which was immediate!v shut upon me * * On the chest of drawers I lound a pa per, on w hie h the follow mg w ords w err written: * Make no noi*e. Never open your window but in the night; wear slippers of list,and wait w ith patience.* Next to this was a bottle of excellent c !aret. several volumes ol Moliere anil K.»l«>lan, aiol a basket containing sponges, per fumed soap, almond paste, and all the little utensils of a gentle man's dre- dog bo*. The rleln ate at ter,toms, and the neat hand writing of the note, made me guess that toy hosts condoned with their most generous feeling elegant and refined manners. Hot whv was | III Ihe hotel for Foreign AOairs r I had never seen the Duke do Urclielieti. M. H.rurlus was indeed at tached tr* that department, toil m a se re mdiiert manner. I could not have inspired any interest in the king. He • idee, in that < ase, it would be more natural to pardon me.** The fact was, that the Treasurer for the f)e|»af fment o| Foreign Adairs, who in the various political change* that had taken place in France, trail o*»,e l*een h’fnselt piosrrifted, and lound • afety m the virMir-u* n-«oloiion of other •, had rn iirMirl to g, * «• >nio pro Midji.ie Hutson l•rr«e*, brought him hi* first ineal ; and the husbiiti I soon after paid him a visit:— ** H)pen only half your shutters,*he ad ded, ‘and read ; if you catch a cold, thru»t your head when you cough into this closet.* I had asked for some beer. to cjurnch the thirst that had tor mented me for the last month. 4 You cannot have any. \\ e never drink beer, and some observation might be made on the circumstance. I have not forgotten the history of M. dc Montinorin, who was discovered, and died on the scaffold, through having eaten a chicken, the bones of w hich had been thrown at the corner of the door. A neighbor, who knew that the woman who concealed him was too poor to huv chickens, guessed that she had in her house an outlaw, and informed against her. You shall have as much sugar and refreshing syrups as vou wish, but no beer.’** In his concealment a thousand inte resting circumstances occurred, which all tend to heighten the interest of the narrative; but we must pass them over. At lengih application was made bv his friends to Mr. Bruce, and through him to Sir Robert Wilson and Captain Hutchinson, to aid in his escape from France, and they alt cordijtlv assent ed. “ The road to Belgium, by Valenci ennes, was specially assigned to the Fmglish anny, and it was therefore chosen for uiy escape. They asked no more than two days to finish their pre parations. 1 received very particulai instruction concerning mv dress: no musfachins, an Fjnglish wig. mv heard shaved very clean, after the manner nl me oiiu pis oi that nat ion ; a greatcoat with buttons of the Knglish Guaids; the regimentals were to be given me at the instant of our departuie. ^ ** held counsel, and as it occurs in most case*, our first steps were wrong. It was looked upon as very necessary to get my coat nude by a tailor of aii English rrgiment; but he would want my measure. My Iriend Stanislaus took it with fine white paper, and in stead of the notches that the tailors are accustomed to make, he wrote on it, 'length of ami, breadth of the briast,' <S:e. in a line neat hand, ami carried it boldly to the tailor of the regiment of Guards. lie quickly made the coat, however, not without observing that the measure had not been taken by a tailor. M. Illessou had been to bu\ ine another great coat at an old clothes shop, and nui natma'lv obliged to measure it on liimttrlf. lie was, how ever, tall ami thin, so that in less than forty-eight hours 1 had two coats, nei ther of which could be of any service to me. I had no boot*, and all our speculations were useless in contriving to procure me a pair. I was forced to put on a pair belonging to M. Ilresson; they were at least two inches longer •han my loot; I could scarcely walk in them, and we all laughed much at the awkward figure 1 cut. “On the ll)th of January. 1811'*, at 8 o'clock in the evening, I at last look leave ol mv kind friend*. >Ve uric all very much affected, and particular ly my sell, who was leaving them with so little hope ol e\ er seeing them again. ***** “After I had emlnaced them, Mcssrg. Hresson and Itaudu* brought me to the corner of the Hue de lh entitle. where I found again the faithful ( hassenun with hi* cabiiolet. In going to my destination, we passed •lie Flare do ('arouse!. I could nut help milling when 1 pa**ed so near the numerous sentries Htutioncd along the railing* of the Tuillene*. and when I viw thr plate lighted up, and filled, a* I had reason to imagine, with people enraged at not bring able to *n/.c me, while I was not inoie than fifty van]* liout them. " W e I'npprd at a house in the Hue due Ifetder. near the Houle* an!; there I took lease of m* friend fhastenon. A* I walked slowly up the stitiis, I waaaurptised at mretii.g M.idrmoiscllr Dubourg. There would hat* been Iimi mucli danger in our appealing to know earh other. I afterward* learned that •he was going to Mr. Dupui*. mv re porting judge, who lived on thr setoml floor of the house ; so that I was going to pa«* the night under the tame root wi»h the magistrate who had. dining my Inal, examined me twite at length, and wilh great veverit*.” At (h« lodging* of Captain Hutch m*r«n he tm-t *tr Hi-brit W it -on ni;d Mr. Hi ur e ; and after tome* coti«u!i i lion, it was deteimilled that they should • tail the next moinitig at * o’clock.— \f»er counting every hour of the night, havalh-tfr observe*—" I heard tit *»*• cl«»ck strike. I immediately set about mv toilet, and, at right o'clock pie I found >ir Hol>n t M il*<i|i tli the street, dre»*rri m ft* full regimen fsls, and seatrrl in a prefix gig. Mr Hutchinson knii appeal'd also on1 >oiset»,.k, , ».»f ice set nff. The net-' •het was bcu ;lilalt ail th: a! op* «r:r| open, every body in the streets, and br ! * singular.coincidence they were just, at this moment putting up, in the Place , de Cireve, the gibbet which, according : to custom, is used to execute in efligy! 1 persona dcclaied guilty in contumacy'!** They parsed the barrier without much difficulty ; at La Chapellc thry were obliged to change their horse. “ W hen tve approached the house, w e perceived four gendarmes standing1 in front of the large door. Sir Hubert went up to them: they separated that we might pass, and to prevent them from (laving attention to us, Mr. I lute hin soil Itegan a conversation with them. 11 i w inquiries were chietfv di irctcd to the number of the stables and the f(unntity of forage and lodg ings that were to be found in the vii lage. from all which they concluded .that English troops were expected, and one of them invited the English cap tain to accompany him to the mayor. * N« * at present,* he answered ; * 1 am going forward to meet the wagons, and in two hours I shall be back.* The conversation could not la»t very lon^ with an Englishman who knew but lit tie of our language. IJut the horse was quickly changed, and we had tlie sa tisfaction on going aw av, to exchange salutes with the gendarmes. I then learned that the man who had biought us thus far belonged to M. Auguste de St. Aignag. On the load, we met with several gendarmes in pursuit of male factors, tor (tearing military correspon dence. ’I hey all fixed their eyes on us without suspecting any thing. I had accustomed myself, nn seeing them, to >hut my eves, but with the precaution of placing my hand on iny pistol—ful ly rc>«dvrd, if 1 should lie recognised and apprehended, to blow my brains j i out; for it would have been too eieat u xouuci in - vii iu jc uruu!>ii( i ba» k to Paris. * 1 " ^ c arrived at last at Conilicijjiie. ! At the entrance of the suburb^ stood a [non commissioned English officer.v ho.1 jon seeing his general, turned to the! I r'»*ht a,*d roarr lied w ilh grav ily through sevetal small streets, uiitil he stopp'd at a small house, in a very lonelv part of the town. There uc found an offi |cer who received us very well, and we | waited lor Sir Robert's carriage.wliich i Mr. W allis was to bring !r«un i>aris foi !him. ’I hat officer had ordered post horses for (General Wallis brother-in-1 law to Sii Robert Wilson.who travelled under his name. Mr. Wallis arrived at about six o'clock, after having been 'followed part of the way by the gen- : darines. We had not an instant to jlo^c: the carriage advanced rapidly.— 1 f." e **|»ciience«T a great delay atConde,! in getting through the tow n/but it w as ! .during the night. At last, next morn- | : ing at 7 o'clock, we arrived at Yalcn- 1 | cicnnss, the last French city on that frontier. I v as beginning to feel more ea>y, when the postmaster told us to! go and have our passports examined' bv t!ie captain of the gendarmerie.— ‘ You forget, I suppose, to read who we . are,* said Sir Robert calmly ; ‘let the1 captain come here if he chooses to ser ' 11* * '1*1... I'..I, I,.... _ I * I - S ■ ■ V • • M1MI VVIUIIU lie had acted; and taking our passports,. he went hiniscll to get them signed. As it was very lung before he came back, I began to be tormented by a mom horrible anxiety. Was | going to be wrecked in the harbour? Sup pose the ofticer of gendarmes were to come lnmselt and verify the signatures, and to apprehend me? Fortunately the weather was very cold ; it was scarce- 1 U daylight, anti the ofticer signed the ! passports without rising from his bed. i We got out of the gate. On the glaccs, 1 an ofticer of the Pi even tine Service wanted to set* whether vc wrte in or- 1 tier; hut, having satisfied his cut iosity, "f "cut on and stopped no more. Wo I flow along the beautiful Hiussrls toad.! k rotti time t** time I looked thiough the h»‘ k window, to sec whether vr wen nut pursued. M v impatient e augment ' id with every turn <d the wheels. The postillion showed us, at a distance, a laigr hot.ho. that was the Ihhim cus- i tout house. I tixrd mv eve on that) edifice, and it seemed to me as if it | remained always equally far iff. I imagined that the postillion did not get * on. I was a-di.iinrd cl my impatient e,; but it was impossible for me In curb n. At la*t we reached ilie frontier; we' weie on the llrlgian territories. I was ' saved! I pressed the hands of .Sir llu- ! botf, and expressed to him with a deep, t motion, the extent of my gratitude." , *1 he fate i f Madame l.avallettr is bottri known and most melancholy■ aicily hatl Iter husband pis,.-if the i outer door than the j nlur entered Ins roi*ii» i hcietirnl, however, on hearing I the concerted rioi»o hrhiml the scieen,* l#ut relumed again m a few minutes, and discovered that hi» pn>oner had escaped. Madame I.a»a!lotte was ouw vu'.j efed to imprisonment foe manv ^"♦ an*! t),o 1104In i'llt she eno«| x& ' t! a anxiety >hc i.fteff J, aScideJ her mind ; and the most amiable and excellent woman lost her senses, and continued in that state for nearly 12 years. W ith the concluding pas-uigo of the work wc shall finish our present, notice. “At last, the health of Madame LaraMette recovered sufficiently t.» permit me to take her home. A deep melancholy throw s her frequently into fits of abstractedness ; but she 'is ai ways equally mild, amiable and good We pass the summer in a retired coun try house, where she to enjos herself. I have preserved my inde pendence,the first of all mortal riche*, without pension, salary, or gratuity ol any sort, after a long life consecrated to the service of tny country, offering up for her liberty* prayers that will perhaps never be "fulfilled, and living with the recollections of a great pen oil and a grext man.” VARIETY. Polish Mutrona.—A Polish artisan who has reaidrd at Mentz for some time, lately received a letter from his mother, in which she tells him that his two brothers have met a glorious death while fighting against the Russians. She concludes by ad vising him to return immediately to Polaud to defend his country. Such facts as these will give an idea of tin exalted patriotism of the Poles, and will recall to mind the heroism of the Spartans. .7/1 Irishman's tray to ~el a dinner.— ( aptam-, of New Hrdford, (s»\* the Gazette) being becalmed in St. George's Channel, had Ins ship visited li V ail I r 1 w 11 111 » f 1 I tx a MM,all s 4*_ tl»« shore. 1 he sou oi Krin being trou bled with the ‘keen demands of appc l*te,’ thus addressed the captain:_ ‘And troth, captain, will ve go ashore i! I will give ye some eggs and chick ens r’ Partly to obtain eggs and cluck ens, and partly for amusement, be con eluded to go on shore, and ordeted in* boat to be put in readiness. As they were about to leave the ship, Pafiick, in pure Irish style, intimated to the captuin that some beef and pork would be very acceptable to * Nelly and the little ones.* Of course some liberal pieces of each were taken on shore.and delivered to Nelly to cook for diunei, whom Patrick thus addressed:—*Ncl ly, my hooney, it ye had some eggs and chickens, would’nt yc give them to the captain:’ ‘An’t plane y«Y ho nor, captain,’ said Nelly, ‘and that I would, with all my heart.* Patrick, turning to the captain, said, * Is'nt she a swate creature, captain t* The cap tain enjoyed the joke much better than he would have done the best chiikcu* ever hatched. .9 hot Dtnnrr.—Sharks, it is said, will ioliow a vessel lor davs or week, together, iu hopes of catching a man overboard, or for the sake of any bit* of offal, or the refuse of the fable. O ■ this subject. Jack Tafrail tells a piettv tolerable tough story. “There was.’’ 'aid he, “ a big shaik that followed the Marv Ann for a whole month t«»gethei. lie knew when it was meal time a* writ ill*. I,*>.l a,r ■.. . -...I __l.l _l way, be ready lor bis share of the mess as soon as the chip's crew had finished their*. Well, there was Torn Stay sail and myself, w« laid a plan to out wit the fellow. About dinner-time one dav we heated a cannon ball—a twen ty foui pounder—ted hot, and having first tossed Mr. Shack a bit or two uf meat to get him in the way of catihin - well, we till e w him the red hot ball.— lie caught it and swallowed it down • juirker than yon could say Jack Hu binaori. ** *• l>»dta*t it kill him P9 asked a by stander. 7 *1 don’t know, faith,” returned Jack, *• hot | believe lie thought ’twa, a d— d hot dinner, for we never saw him af ten* aids. ” A S'#'* negotiate sifting between two young cos comb*, who were evi denflv attempting to throw him into ridicule, thus adders** *1 them: *• (lrn. • Un*en, I plainly perceive your intec* Jii*n ; y on w ish to make me th* butt of your wit and pleasantry, but you do not understand my character; be it known unto you, therefoic. that I am not precisely a fool, neither am I alio uethcr a lop, hot (a* you see) something between both,” * \ printer in London has made an awkward attempt torrid* the coat on stamped paper, by printing the news on (Olfrn, and selling (he <*aaette un der the name of * a political pocket handke i c hicf." In the f ktnri* Ion, *■• ef lh* gruood* . wwlneh tb« Itsibisil may di»e«re h*s 1* btr be«<tg go--* foe much U NlAoi