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There may be woman more jealous
and suspecting by nature than was
yidow Hester Hatch but if so, the
people* of Algonac would certainly
pray that they might never!choose
thfit pleasant town as a residence.
Tall, thin arid angular was the Wid
ow Hester Hatch, with scanty light,
hair twisted tightly into the smallest
.of knots,' and held in plaice by a shell
comb of severe pattern restless eyes
she had, of a pale: grayi .shaded by
thin colorless lashes a uiouth whose
thin lips shut so tight as toleave a
white line along their edges, while her
whole face wore ail habitually injured
expression.
An injured woman the widow con-!
sideredherself, who,went through life,
cherishing the belief that the world
nvas in a league to wrong and defraud
tier When she carried her butter and
eggs to the.store, she always took the
opportuiiity to inquire of her neigh
bors what they had received before
she would believe that the merchant
had not given her less than the usual
priqp.
If he had not the article she asked
or she went away in the belief that he
was simply Hiding it ifor some favored
customer while if he produced it she
was equally tortured lest he consid
ered it unsalable.
If she was invited to a tea party or
quilting, or any of the mild festivities
ot Argonac, she always sat on the ex
treme edge .of her chair in the most
perpendicular of. attitudes, and re
plied to all coriverrtation in the brief
est of monosyllables, while sheiriward
ly weighed every word and action in
the light of its possible relation to
herself if she was not invited she loid,
the fact up and.brooded over it 'with
a certain frosty, resentment which
nothing could ever thaw.
The simplest pleasures were even em
bittered by her-suspicion. She was
fond of flowers, and would have en
joyed her well kept garden if 6he had
not constantly suffered with tho fear
that someone's, .flowers would look
better than hers, or they would have
a variety she had not.
With Mrs." Ames, the village post
master's wife, whose yard was usual
ly gay with flowers, she waged a cease
less tliough one-sided rivalry, inas-,
much as the lady was wholly unaware
of its existence* On her'head, too,
rested one of the widow's darkest, sus
picions, for as' it chanced one sprins
they both sent to the same florist for
some choice lily bulbs, and because
Mrs. Ames received hers a few days
sooner, she always cherished the firm
and implacable belief that Air. Ames
had purposely withheld her own in or
der that,his! wife's might get started
firsts .'.! -:7"
"I mistrusted it at the time," she
used to relate "he didn't look like a:
man ought to look when hesatd there
was liotnin' for me, an', when-1 said,
'it is very, strange, for I was expecting
some bulbs he said he was sorry but
they hadn't come, and that very, at
ternoon Mrs. Truoblood told me that
Mrs. Ames Had got her'n. -The very
next day I went "again, and he" said
'no,' they hadn't come! yet)': but he?
couldii't look me in the eye
1
said it,'an' when I tried to catch his
eye he pretended to be busy stampin'
some letters. And the next day was
Sunday, so you see Mrs. 'Ames ha4
had hei four days before I got mine,
an' when lie did give 'em to me
they looked that dry as though he
might have kept them a. week. But
that wasn't the strangest part 'of*it
if you'll believe me not one of them
bulbs came up the next spring—not
one," with a grim nod of her head by
way of emphasis. "Of course, I don't
'say that anybody came and' pulled
'em.up inthe night I make it- a roole
never to judge people but I do. say
that it, is very curious how Mrs.
Ames's all happened to live through
the winter ana none of mine."
-But happily for kindly Mrs. Ames,
who was without a single spark of
jealousy, she.never knew the imputa
tion she rested under, nor why her
friendly advances to the Widow Hatch
were so frigidly received.'
Another cause of suflering to tha
good woman was.tfiat she was total
ly destitute of any sense of humor.
A joke always mystified, and as a
consequence aggravated her, as when
one Hallow-e'eu the Frew boys appear
ed at her window with a jack-o -Ian
tern .carved from a pumpkin, /instead
of laughing .at the apparition' as did
the other, neighbors,.: she hied herself
across the field to Mr. Frew's and
made grievous and tearful complaint
of the treatment she had: received,
for Mrs. Hatch could "drop" into
tears as easily as Mr. Wegg into poet
ry and the fact that she and her
daughter were "lone, unprotected fe
males" was impressed" on her listen-,
era.
Mr. Frew endeavored to mollify her
resentmobt with the plea that they
were only in fun, and that boys would!
be boys, though on their return home
he reproved them'for their indiscre
tion in a manner that Solomon would
have approved of.
For Mrs.' Hatch was not the only
occupant of the tall, thin, red' house
in the edge of .thelittlecounnry village
her daughter, Almira Sophia sharkl
it with her, and never was the old
adage, ''Like mother, like daughter,*'
more strikingly verified the same in
vertebrate spine, sallow complexion,
stony eyes, colorless hair, and worst
Of all,(tbecame jealous, suspicious na
ture. Without question the poor girl
was to be pitied for the blighted at
mosphere which she had grown up.
Perhaps, indeed, people of thatiem
.perament are.to be more pitied than:
blamed lor the diseased state of mind
which fills their lives with such need
less misery at the same time our
compassion is usually bestowed on
those whp suffer because of the"
jealousy, rathor tbaa the ones
who en-,
dure the.pangs.
From Almira Sophia's earliestchild-:
hood she had:heen. on the Jookotttr'for
'slights and injuries^a search in which
-they who engage selden "fail. to find
their object. When a little:girl in pin
afores, she used to come home from
school :with: lone complaints of the
teacher's partiality,' of the'girls who
had: made -faces at her, and the boys
who :had aallad her names. As slie
^rew older:and her self consciousness'
mcronaed, if any one looked at her
shelancied^they* were: criticisingher
«s.tsss
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biia
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appearance if any one laughed where
she was. she was sure she was the ob
ject of their mirth.
..Both mother and daughter were
members of ono of the^illagechurches,
which they managed to keep about
half the time in hot water with their
complaints. Each successive pastor,
down to the last incumbent, dreaded
the sight .of the widow's old white
notye halting at tho parsonage, for lie
knew he was in all probability to heor
of a dereliction on the j,aft of someone.
Deacon Hail, who had to pass her
house on his way to the village, used'
to hurry up to avoid being called in
and asked some such qjestion as:.
0j
Christian spirit he
thought it showed in brother Gabriel
to sell sugar that fell short four ounces
in nine pounds?" or "Did he think, it
was the way ono' church member
should serve another, an' a woman
an' a widow at that, for Zenas Wise
to buy her calf for eight dollars, when
he knew Aaron Teeplegottenforhis'n,
and hers was worth overy cent aa
much?",
But one week, the Widow Hatch and
Almira Sophia were not in their accus
toiried places in the. weekly prayer,
meeting, and the following Sunday
their pew. in church was vacant at
both morning and evening service, on
occurrence so almost unprecedented
that early in the week Deacon Hall
.called to inquire as to its cause.
"Well," said" his wife on his return,
''which is'sick, Mis' Hatch or Almira
Sophia?"
"Neither Of 'em," was the curt re
ply,and then the deacon sant into his
favorite chair with an audiblegr^an.
"No, Lovila, the widow says some
body, but she didn't tell who, had
been slandering 'em, an' she cried, ah'
said that she didn't, think after she
and -Almira Sophia had lived here ail
their lives, an' tried to be respectable
women and always paid their dues
to the. chiiroh, thatv they would
be treated like this sho said she
kne\y there was some in thechurchfelt
above her, but she hadn't paid any
attention-to that, and that she and
Almira Sophia had been Blighted and
overlooked, and put upon time an'
again, but she had overlooked that—
but to be slandered by her own church
members was a little too' much, "arid
no herself alone she might have bQrne
that, but her fatherless child—undsho
and Almira Sopoia, felt.that underthe
circumstances it was impossible for
them to go to that church any longer,
and had concluded to ask for letters
of dismissal."
"And what did Almira Sophiasay?"
"I suppose she'd have said the sime
thing, for she's her mother's echo, but
I didn't see her at all. Mis' Hatch
said she,was completely crushed. She
hoped, but she was afraid sho'd never
be the same naain she was before."
"But'what-is the slander? I'm sure
I havn't heard anything."
"Nor I neither. When I asked her
she said it was too public for her to
need to repeat it. I should think,"
with a momentary "twinltle of his eye,
"by the fuss she mftde that it must'be
pretty- bad, either murder or arson or
burglary at least." •.
The deacon wos a -mild-mannered
man, of great propriety of conduct
and. speech,r but after a moriient's
pause he exclaimed:
"Hang it nil, I, wish they would go,
.then maybe, I could haye a little peace
of my life. Only last winter there was
a row because Mrs. Spence took her
little boy out of Almira Sophia's Sun
day school class into her own and I
had to get that straightened out: and
not many months ago I had to go to
the new minister and. tell him that
Sister Hatch saw, him go to Harvey
Apjp's (was all on business, too) an'
she felt very much hurt, and didn't
know what she'd done, that the new
minister should go right pa,st her to
call on the other church members."
when he
And'as the deacon's -feelings rose
with the retrospect, he exclaimed with
added emphasis: "Ihope they willgo
dumbed if l'don'tl"
Algol)ac was a.little country village,
"where when any pebble of incident
dropped 'into its quiet surface, the re
sulting.-agitation .quickly reachcd its
outer border. So it was soon known
the Widow Hatch and Almira Sophia
had stopped attending church, and
were going to withdraw from it, be
cause they had been slandered by the
members, and. that the widow had
bean ominously heard to remark that
"if some people didn't look out they'd
have the law taken to tliem."
The slarider formed the center of
postqffice. gpssip, and furnished the
-principal topic at the sewing society
indeed, One or two!
tea parties were giv
en on. the strength of it, and any num
ber of afternoon and. evening calls..
A leading member of the opposite
church (fo Algonac boasted only two
denominations, commonly known
from tjie color of their euifices, as the
"Brown" and"White Church," be
tween whom existed the bitter rivalry
too often seen in small villages) was
reported. to have bai'd that she Was
not' a bit Surprised but always had
her opinion about some of those
"White church" people, if they did
act us. though they thought themselves
saints.' And tho -'fBiown church"
ministei publicly thanked the Lord
that "peace, and hrrmony reigned
among them and that the voice of
raise accusation was not heard in
their tent of Zion." To which the
•White church''. people retorted that
rowri church:'
And as the result, a union-meeting,
which had been started and was)ruin
isirtg to. bring the two churches into
a closer bond of unity, w$s broken up
and the.old root of bitterness between
them took anew and vigorousgrowth:
The adolescent lawyer whohadhutig
out his sign in Algonac, and wasby no
means overwhelmed with clients, per
ceptibly brightened at the"! 'mention of
a libel suit, and not Only read
np
law on such cases, but went so far as
to stroll out past the widow's hbuse
and on his return to call at the door,
ostensibly to ask for a glass' of water,
with the idea of introducing tha inter
esting Subject.
But the stern glare -of the widow's
pale eyes, the
coldness of her demeanor,
and the awful unresponsiveness^ her
tone, were too much for his.-youthful
audacity, and he hastily beataretreat.
But during this time the
strangest of
it all Was that nobody knew what the
slander was, or who had' perpetrated
fc, v' Almira Sophia remained invisible,-'
and Mrs. Hatch, when approached
on the matter by those of sufficienf
temerity of spirit had ossunfied to con-'
sider.it univeisally known, and hod
contented herself with tearful allusions
to their condition as ••lonewiminGh to
be put upon by everybody," and vague
taunts that "folks had better be care
ful what they say if they don't wont
trouble." 1
But t^mrans^nly,^^
Ss
knot of loungers in his shop with th(
opinion that the scandal was that the
widow had caused her husband's death
by petrifying him by a look,and one ol
the listeners, after tho laugh had died
away had hazarded the guess that
"'twas thut thu widow, or Almira So
phia was going to be married a wit
ticism which elicted: another roar.
Nearly every ono held a different
opinion, and each held to his owr
with the greatest .tenacity, so that,
disputes weie not only numerous and
frequent, but were carried to such
heights that Mrs. Slee and Miss Crumt
did not speak to each other for six
.months, and Farsohs & Whitbeck,
the
butchers, became so angry tnat they
dissolved their business connection or
the spot.
In one thing", however, all agreed
that it must be decidedly grave and
affecting the moral character of the
accused. As to the accuser, that was
equally difficult to fix" upon. Suspi-
cion rested upon several, who in turn
relented the imputation angrily,
while.the feeling of mistrust pervading
the air, and likely to fall at any time
on no one knew, whom gave to tb
community a general sense of restlesf
suspicion.
There is no knowing how long tht
mysterious.slander 'would have con
tinued to disturb Algonac, or what
further complications its people would
have, become involved because of it,
had it not been for Aunt Parnel Bas
sit, who. was won't to boast that she
"meant to seeias fur into a milstupas
anybody could," and who had^thc
coui-age and perseverance to probe thf
matter to tlie-bottom.
"Well," she triumphantly an
nounced one day, stopping on hei
homeward way where Deacon Hal
and his wife sat on their porch, "I'v«
found out what there is to that scan,
dal business."
"You have? Do tell usl" they both
exclaimed:
"That's just what I stopped for,
though I ought to be hum this minutt
skimmin' the milk for the calves but
I knew you'd be proper glad to heai
it. Well, I got tired of hearin' "folkg
say first one thing an' then another,
and rtold Benajah I was goin' to
know the rights of the story so after
I done up my dinner work and bake3
some pies for supper and breakfast 1
clapped on my things an' run over to
Mis' Hatches' an' says I:
'Well, sister Hatch, I'm glad to see
you around I hadn't seen you nor
Almira Sophia to mettin' lately,.an'
I didn't know bjit you might be hav
in' a spell of your rheumatism.'
Tm well enough,' says she, pretty
short like.
'Almira Sophia hain't been havin'
another touch of that weakness in her
back?" says I.
'No, she hasn't' says she.
'Well then, if you ain't sick, I hope
you ain't fell from grace, or are havin'
doubts in your mind about the doc
trine?'
'I don't think we've fallen from
grace as much as somn other people,1
says she, as stiff as steel-yards, an' il
you want to know why. Aliriira So
phia and I haven't been to irieetin'I
can tell you it's because we don't
care to go where we've been slandered
as wo have by our own church mem
bers. ,
'Slandered!' gays I, 'what hev-they
been a sayin'?'
'I shouldn't thiiikyoii'd need to ajsk,'
'says she 'we couldn't go on the street
without bein' stared at so, that we've
had our mail sent to Honedale.'
'But what hev they said? I've been
to hum pretty stiddy lately, an' I
haven't "heard anything,'—an' that
was gospel truth.
'I doh't kjiow asl care to repeat it,
says she. 'but if ppople don't stop
talkin' about us they may get into
trouble.'
And she shut her mouth as if to say
'that's all you'll find out by me but
land alive, I've known Mis' Hatch
ever since she was Hester Miggs, an'
her an me sat on the front Beat in the
old red deestrict' schoolhouse and
can't scare me by puckerin' her lips
an' rollin' the whites of her eyes.
'But what is it that's been said?' 1
kep' sayin'.
'To' think that people should put
on us because we air widowed and
fatherless,' says she, ?an' we've al
ways tried to live as respectable wim
men should. If Almira Sophia had
acted like some girls I could mention,
I shouldn't wonder but I leave it to
you if y'Ou ever saw any unbecoming
conduct on her part."
A»' she wiped her eyes an'looked
out the winder where Almira Sophia
was pickj||npme posey seeds inthe
garden. fUH?
I liked to have laughed right out at
the idee, for Almira Sophia was an
old maid before she was out of baby
close, almost as stiff an' prim as she
is now, an'.I don'tbelievewould know
-how to act improper if sne wanted to.
But I stuck to the pint, an'she told
me arid )vhat do you suppose it is?"
and Aunt Parnel paused to heigthen
the dramatic effect of her narrative.
"I can't imagine!" exclaimed both of
her listeners, as they bent forward
with eager interest. "Do tell us."
"Well,"—slowly and impressively—
"she said that LavoriiaPool, who
was Her. husband's cousin, told her
that Arista Blair .told her .that she
heard Fidelia Waters say that Almira
Sophia had been to' church so steady
lately shegueijfted sbe muBt have set
her cap for the new minister!" •&&& •,{
.A Confederate Oiant's Sword.
From the Washington Hatchet.
Among the relics of the'late war
stowed away in the United States Ord
nance Museum on seventeenth-st, is
a sabre fully five feet long, which wat
found on the barttle-fleld of Manassas.
This formidable looking weapon was
evidently made in some village black
smith'sshop, from the fabled plow
share, at the outbreak of the waf, and
its handle appears toliave been carved
with a jack Knife from a cow's born
A Virginian who visited the museum
"recognized the sabre as one. that had
been used by a giant Virginia cavalry
man in "Job" Stuart's command.
"The cavalryman in question/'said
the Virginian to The Hatchet, "wa?
nearly seven feet hiah and broad iri
proportion. He had fhat bigsabrt
made by a crossroads horseshoer and
promised to hew his way through th
Yankee lines with it and enter Wash-
the
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CA.KE.-~ON^ &T*POF BUT'
itfae same o! sugar, one
one teaspoonTul of aaleratus mid
piece .of tauter egg.
Expensive lAvlng.
Washington liie in anjrform is cost
ly^ It was not so in the old times, or
even as late as the seventies, but at
last the 1 ich and fashionable visitors
have done their perfect work in the
cit3Y as in Pans and in Newport.
One way to live in Washington, of
course, is to go to a. hotel, andthis
way is not so much costlier than oth
ers, after all. Another way is to buy
or rant a house outright. But by
far the larger part of the visiting con
tingent seek a suite of rooms, either
furnished or unfurnished, as the .case
may be, with boards A suite of two
or three rooms in a desirable location
"will cost a man and wife all the way
from 80 to $150 a month. Very
stylish apartments will run still high
er. Board ranges from $20.to $50
or more a month for eacb individual.
There is one way of liviug peculiar in
Washinjston, which is* extensively
used but which cannot be conscien
tiously recommended. This is to take
a suite without board, and have
meals brought to one's room by a ca*
terer.
MABKET REPORTS.
CHICAOO.-—Wheat, No 2 spcing, 8l%@
51^c.j No. 3 s'pii^, [email protected] Com, 3G^e.
Oatev [email protected]%c^Rye, N6. 2,58c. Barley,
No. [email protected] ^lax eeedi No.
MeBB pork, cwh^ $10.25. Lard, [email protected]
C.083^. Butter, crearticry,
[email protected]&,
MuAriuKEB.—"Wheat, 81#:. Corn,No.2,
36%c. Oatu, No. 2, 28^c. J.lye, .No. 1, 58c.
Barley, No. 2,-s 53c. Mess pork, $1Q.25.'
Lard $6.05. Butter, dairy, [email protected]
Cheese, 8^@10^c. Eggs, [email protected]
MrJ J. p. I. Harrej, proprietor of the
Palace Market, Chicago, writes that he
spent $2,000 in trying to cure hits wife of
rheumatism, and that St. Jacobs Oil ac
complished what all else failed to bring
about. He says it is a greater discovery
than electricity.
Hev. J. O. Armstrong, of Atlanta, is on
trial for visitiug bad houses.
When a man's notes are readily endorsed,
his credit is good. When public men en
dorse Red Star Cough Cure as being safe,
sure and-free from poisons,' yon may be cer
tain it is a great discovery. Price, 25 cents.
The pre8ident °recently gave
his first state
dinner of the season in honor of.his cabi
net. The White House was tastefully ar
ranged for .the occasion and presented a
brilliant appearance. The following is a
list of the guests:. The secretary of the
state and Mrs.*'Bayard, the secretary of
the treasury and Mrs/Manning, the secre
tary of war and Mrs. Bndicott. the secre
tary of tho navy and M.t-s. "Whitney, the
postmastergeheral and Mrs. Vilas, thesec
retary or the interior,^he speaker and Mrs.
Carlisle, lieutenant general and Mrs. Sheri
dan, Admiral Rodgera (the admiral of the
navy being indisposed,) Senator Harris
(the Democratic nominee for president pro
tern, of the senate,) Senator and Mrs. Ed
munds, Miss Leve and Mrs. tltley of Buf
falo, who are guests at the White'House
Hon. Edward Cooper and Mrs. Cooper of
New York,D. Willis Jamea and Mrs. James of
New York, Miss Weddellof Cleveland, Ohio,
who is a guest at Secretary Whitney's ex
Secretary McCulloch and Mrs. McCulloch
8)ffna of the Zodiac.
The most interesting and. original intro
duction to a bookthat we have ever Seen,
comes to us in a little work just received,
in the shape of a humorous artide entitlod
"The Twelve Signs of the Zodiac," illustra
ted by Thpmas Worth, the well-kn«-wn
New York artist. The old and familiar
signs with which we are well acquainted
through almanacs and otherwise, are given
a now every day meaning, and we defy any
one to look at them or to read the text
without indulging in a hearty laugh. "Bill
Nye's" thrillingexperiencewith a cyclone is
also wittily treated by that humorist, and
"Wade Whipple," **M Quad" and others of
those writers of to-day, who "'shoot folly as
it flies," are amongst the contributors, while
artists such as Opper, Cox and Coffin,
have furnished ap£ illustrations. The
book which is the St. Jacobs Oil Family
Calendar* and Book of Health and Humor
for the Million for 1886, is published by
The Charles A. Vogeler Company, of Bal
timore, J^ld., and it-is only aiiother proof
of the well-enrned reputation of the reme
dies manufactured by that house, that
such literary lighta should beready to
assist
in spreading thestoryofthewonderfulcures
wrought by St. Jacobs Oil. Another spe
cialty now being manufactured by this house
—Red'Star Cough Cure, which costs only
twenty-five cents, is shown by analysis to
be free from opiateaand is of remarkable
efficacy. A wholeregimentofcarrietsisnow
distributing the book ict large cities, while
in towns and villages it can be had through
druggists, and if it cannot be obtained in
any of these ways a copy will, on receipt of
a stamp, be forwarded to any address by
the publishers.
At Philadelphia during the performance
of "Comedy and. Tragedy," A candle
oa one
of the tables fell and set Are to the table
cloth. MiBS Mary Anderson, on hearing
the cries that at once arose from the
auditorium, rushed to the back ot the
stage and smothered tho flames, amid
tumultuous applause from the audience,
which had become slightly panicky.
At Oshkosh, Wis., -William Livingston
and Seward Wood, for robbing Julius Ul
rich on the bridge at Winneconne, and
throwing him into the river
to drown,bound
and gagged, wero each sentenced to five
years in the state pHson, the first day of
each year to be spent in solitary confine
ment.
It^will pay every reader of this paper to
send 16 cents in stamps to the Joseph
Dixon Crucible Co., of Jersey City, N. J, for
samples of lfead pencils By mentioning
this paper they will receive pencils worth
double the money
One word: one step may make or mar
one'-e whole future. Dr.* JonesVRed Clover
Tonic, is. the proper move when you have
dyspepeia, bad breath, piles, pimples, ague,
malanai low spirits, headache, or any
stomachtOr liver troubles. 50 cents.
Col. Charles ,G. I)ox, a well known Mon
tana poUtlcian, died at Miles City.
Mr. A. B. Hanscom,
Willmar, Minn., says
ho was generally depressed, had no appetite,
in fact he. was wearied- out, almost lifeless,
Brown's. Iron Bitters cared him. It is un
questionably the best medicine for all wear
ingdisoases, and has
madesome remarkable
cures ot liver and kidney affections.
Ex-State Treasurer Robert- A. Maxwell
has been appointed by Gov. Hill superin
tendent ol insurance.
Diseased -lungs are grfratly on the increase
in this country. is estimated that 100,
000 die yearfy with consumption! Many
fall victims throueh their own^imprudence.
Abetter remedy than Allen's Lung Balsam
for effecting a perfect cure cannot be found.
•Physioians Are recommending itw
There are 859 prisoners inthe Kansas
penitentiary.
I suffered with rheumatism so that it was
with great pain that 1
could move
abound at
all or do any work. Two bottles oT Athlo
phoros cured me, L. A. Rogers, baggs^e
master ot Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul
Railroad, at MadUon, Wis,,
See advertisement of Remington T^pe
'Writing Machine in another eolumu.
Physic! ans indorse^Halt's Hair Renewer.
Its use is always attended with
good results.
:i -Tor throat and long troubles, the most
yellable remedy is Ayer's Cherry Peetorsd.
1
ielord With Godd Senate/. V'"
Xiord Tolleiflache, who hasjastcoifl^
pleted his 80th year, is said to be the
model English landlord. He possesses
about 46,000 acres
oflandin Cheshire,
and during the -whole of the a^ricul
turaldeprcssion, irom'
1877 to 1^86j:
he had neither
A
vacant farm nor &
tenant in arrears. His estate in
Cheshi'rehasj during hxa lifetime, been
cut up itito farms averagiqg about
200 acres in extent,: his lordsnip con
sideriugtnat a thrifty farmer with
sons and daughters could do etcel
lently on a 200-acre farmrwhile he
would suffer, severely on a smaller
•holding. In order to break up his
estate into farms of that size, he built
or rebuilt, between fifty and sixty
farm houses at the' cost of £148,000,
each, of these homesteads costing
about $2,800. In addition to this,
Lord Tollemache has built 200 cot
tages for the. accommodation of the
laborers. In r^ard to the education
of children on his estate, an anecdote
is told of bis lordship's practical com
mon sense. Lord Tollemache
anxious to provide mixed schools for
the, education of the farmers' and
laborers' children but after the build
ing had been erected at considerable
expense he found that the tenant
farmers objected to send their sons to
the same schools with the laborers'
children. Having listened quietly to
the master's complaint,: the noble
lord said:: "There £s: only, one way
out of the difficulty I will send my
own sons to the school.1' For nearly
two years Lord Tollemache's children
attended the school, and, their father
said, "to their undoubted advantage."
—Sunbeams. -t,
dairy
[email protected] Eggs, 19J£@20c." yhipmenta—
Flour, 7,000-bbl8.
MiNNEipoLi^.—VVheat, No. lbard^86%c.
No. I Northem, 87^c. Corn, [email protected]^c.
Bran,[email protected] [email protected]: Oate.
N 2 ii
Seeds. *fimpfcbyt $r [email protected] No. 1 flax
need, $1.05 clover, $5(3)5.40. Oat Meal.!
[email protected]
•pDiTLCTH.«r-No. 1 Northern, 84%@84%c.
The-$145,000 water works at Chippewa
Fallshaveboen accepted by the city.
Froe to Ministers, Lawyers, Doetors» aad
Teaobers.
I will send. two bottles of Warner's
White Wind of Tar Syrup—best remedy in
the world for Coughs, Colds, Throat and
Lung Diseases—if you wiil rccommend Itto
your friends, and get your dealer tbordera
dozen bottles from his wholesale dru^st.
Send, name of your druggist. Map of. Holy
Land sent free with medicine. Address Dr.
C. D. Warner, Chicago, I1L All druggists.
A clerk at Wickes,- Mont..- skipped oat
with $1,500 of his employers money.1
A Small Lenk
will sink a great ship and what at first
appeara to be a'trifling cough is apt to cul
minate in consumption.^ not properly at
tended to in time. -For consumption, which
is scrofula of the lungs, and for all blood
«nd skin diseases, Dr. Kerce's. '-Golden
Medical Discovery" has ho
equal By drug
gist's.
Florida orange growers will lose ajjont a
million dollars by tho freeze-up.
OarProgress
As .stages are quickly abandonod with
the complelion of tho railroads, so tho huge
drastic, cnthartic pills, composed of crude
and bulky medicines arequickly abandoned
with theintroducbionofDr.Pierce'a"Pleas
ant Purgative Pellets," which are sugar
costed, and a litt'e larger than mustard
seeds, but composed ot highly concentrated
vegetable extracts. By druggists.
About- six thousand people witnessodthe
inauguration of the Iowa state olhcers.
Young and middle-aged men. suffering
from nervous debility and kindred affec
tions, aB loss of metuory and hypochon
dria, Should inclose 10 cents in stamps for
large illustrated pamphlet suggesting sure
cure. Address, World's Dispcneary Med
ical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
Congressman Rankin 1b more comfortable
than foxvseveral days past.
Do as you please when you please to do
right a£d you will always do the proper
thing in taKiug Bicelow's Positive Cure for
coughs, colds and all throat and lung
troubles. Pleasant to take, and cure
speedy. 50 cents and $1.
For Faintncss^take Allen's Iron Tonic
Bitters. All genuine-bear the signature of
J. P. Allen, Druggist, St. Paul, Minn.
Important.
Grand Union Hotel, op p. GnudCent Depot,
Y. city, GU) elegant room*, #1 a day & upward.
Travelers arriving at this depot asre & car
riagehiro Andbaggage transfer, European plaa
Saskatchewan Fife Wheat.
In enr late. Genuine. Send for minplo ud ]siei Ua
W. J. Abernethy, solo originator,
GET Lyon's Patent Heel Stiffeuera applied to
the uew boots and they will never run over.
No OpiuminPiso'sCureforconsumption.
Cures where other remedies fail. 25 cts.
PORE COD LIVEU OIL, made Iroraaelectedlivers,
ou the sea-shore, by CABWELZ^, IT*R.I«n & Oo,
New York. It is absolutely pure and.sweet.
Patients who have once takeu It prefer it to all
others. Pbysidans have decided it superior to
any ol the ottier oils in market.
UU.PPUO HANDS, FACE PIMPLES, and rough
Skin cured by using Juxtr&n TAB SOAP, made by
CASWELL, HG*NN & 00.. NEW York.
WORTH KNOWING.
The worst Sca'd or Bum can be cared without
a ec&r if Colons Carbollvalve is prompt!)
aee«L It inbuuUy stops the pain. Sold by Drug
gists at 2b and 60 cents.
^Qap^ Jtbtclvtety"
IVee fimn Opiates, £mmei
SAFE.
SURE.
PROMPT.
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remove* the cauM^
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and.Tnfts wmsHon. dear thefikfn and Swjft
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wiu?Rsycar*to«no»mMawcT^toaoau^Bf
—..in. law
tha dts«M» or nss. BPiLsrar,
aJIf».yiaratad7. Xvanucny
aemseal&raatB»ir.rwtlTtefion. £ends(
•MV m,t.+ trestlf* Vn#:Sartl».or mrJjrfUUMa
tvmedj. Ghrs kiymMad Fast Office, is «om im
aetbiac tor a trial, aaS-i will cBcajrm:
Address Jte JL CuSOOT,
lis fuzl St, HawTede.
STEEL PENS
Soto By ALLDEALERSTfimuortrorTHEWORLD
COLO MED
At. PARIS EXP05m0N-IS7B.
PtSo's Ttenaedy fbr Ostnrria to tba
BestJEkslest to Use, and CSieaptat.
Ibr Cold In the Bead,
Fever,Ac. socents.
S1SSATCBEWASF1FE SEES W3EAT.
We notice that W. J.
Abernethy daima tobetha "So'a
Origins tor," to deceive tbe toum.. Be ban neves
farmed and raised an aaeofthl» wheat He, a* Agri
cultural EdJlro4 thetloneer Vtzm, in tbe Hue of his
dntiea ooQected some ssmplas of wbMt fn»n Manito
ba and mail oil ms one to experiment witb in Id). Br
canfol selection, picking aod handling of this
sample far four yean, I had a sto& of 1306 bushels te
seQia 1SR2 and thus became the father ornrotMsatorot
it and rare it the name of
it and rare it the name of "Saskatchewan Fsfo
VBLCHAK, IBAZXBCirx, Co, UJsQj
:ae the father oriinmagatarct
"Saskatchewan !«,
Jrte trial cf thirty davsot lb*
Celebrated VoUauc.Ba!t with S^CMo
jUances.Jor cite socedr relief sSdnKrh
Ton are allowed
use of Dr. Ove's
r—T w.imwuu wtivu.'
tiated pamiimet-ln waled eatetope mailed free, by
adarossing Voltaic Belt CO!T&5^JVM1c£
Bemiogton Standard Typo-Writer.
Every dayadfls
to its crowing ia
pwiahee' as aa
oneqaaledtime
aad labor sa\-sr.
Sar
Tbebottandbj
fturtheao«t]«p
nlor wxiUng sa»
chine made. -o^
Agents for Mlnnenofa and western Wisconsin.
WYOKOPF, SEaUAKS BBNK11CT,
lieK.ThlrtBt^SkPautlOaa.
Agent
North Ddrota,
ED. L. BISHOP, Fargo, D. T.
Agent for South Dakota.
THKBON O. BBOWU. hSonx Palls. D, T.
EUBEKA SILK CO., CMsago, E
DR. WHITTIER.
UtlimllM I
RtMcm. Xirtnuw, PvMSty. iluusMr, Lsar «T Sptrtta.
^B4niacaurtM«iawm«r.cvn4. SalC^.irrtmolr. »»*»*HT.
tr Ulk Mti Mdtiar. .118 CKUOnUTBS VCU, MS MM.
(lit fell
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wtrritC*. SI*atf «,e-} ...
by asaflseated. State esse and gettimeandooetofoar
Swift's Specific
Is natnre^s ovn remedy, mads frem reota gathered
trom fbxerts dt Geeqpa. The abowe cutiepceseaie the
method of its manolsctuie twenty years aso. Tha
de.-oaad has beea grsdasUy lacreaslag aatfi a ttOOy
000 labocatory is now neoessarr to aialv the treaa
Thtejgwat VseetaWe Mood Parifler ««T Gan«t
¥Ic,, Bheiuwstfam aw •,
Stood Ttlnl. hjtaii^T .UwnriM, vUboatthxa.
TF MTMRTT TTT Frrfasn
THE fiWMT EPECIKC CO-
KT.lRW.BdSt Dimwfira, njkV .^
1886.
•BUY NORTHERN GROWN SEEDS.
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