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WM ,l«v /-$&& III ffr •JCirttikt fc^'-v iiprntihi nr: ie»no. ...<p></p>YtoVaia _.,... now u^jn.muking partgrd ,4 /A womattian dri^t'Wj^|r ln)p pbhifes, bargain*, anai or a hen but when it comes tle'fl&t-faeadcfd t^k—Ohriny! 'Civilization is making gratifying progress, in the Coq^ few years ago the inhaUt^its ate white persons raw ftpw fh^y roast them. Tfeene is nothing Anfmvating as a jealoqs husband,".afUii, a, jpar tied woman "but .'nothing so humiliating as a hdsMtbd wKtt is not so." 1 "Inspector of schools—'"Can anyone tell me who Solomon was?" Small Boy—'"Solomon was a very-wiae and good man, who kept three hundred porcupines." ,}?•£,., "Pa, on which foot is the president's •eto that the papers talk bo much about?" "On his right foot When he kicks out fraudulent and improper frenrs Mr. Frederick Wolseley, a brother of Lord Wolseley,' has invented a machine by the yse of which an ac tive man can shear twelve dozen sheep in a day. The news has caused tremendous excitement in Wall street. St. Peters-Enter. Why do you hesitate? New Spirit—I don't see any ushe| ''We .hiave.nd ushers here. Sit whim you please,'1 ^Dear me! How different Heaven isfrom a church."—Philadelphia Record. Many a husband islostin wonder as hereflects that the glowing Bund which spanks his children and. serves up his cabbage is the ory same to which he used to wtifee sonnets, and which he'neVer.kiSSed Withoutasense of re^vep^iainounting to rapture. "I believe protection tor Ameri can industry," said the tramp. "Therefore, being foreign, descent, I have concluded not to compete with the protected laborers of this land. Give me a dime, mister, and I will agree to refrain from work another week."—Chicago News. JiSend me ten dozeri assorted pina fores," wrote the country merchant to the Chicago purchasing agent. When he received ten dozen assorted ianofortes by freight a few days iter he concluded that somebody made a mistake.—Chicago News. anger (in Toronto hotel)—" the bestToom you have In the jad 1 want my meals served in a wine list,also." "Yes,sir ilitrom?" "FromNorth i-Well, well I k^ow the le Tbsank there vew well: ig left?" A i?{ .•* *. v.' •. awkward thing hap i/is descrfib- Teddiqg. "When Fred wd« Tor the cere^ony.he couldn't 'lovely new whiWsatiri tie he purchased for the occasion, he had.tuined hn ipoom upside (ia looking forvit he finally had ear a common linen one." "I uld think a man would feel silly tp be nlarried in a linen tie," some one' 'rem:airke4.. "0h," said Mrs. Brown,'' fcwasn't Fred who was rajatri^ ,.:- .It wias his sister's wedding —he was only &e bridegroom." Mrs. £rown jrw Aofc the first woman who has mixed up the 'groom aiidthe onsuchan oc a 'Slices. 'An'old ^^pam^.JohnKaufman, who^ldted^iitt Brasflylnd., the other day^'^hlid:' a onoatir peculiar mono women's «lk^:l^j^|i^ nt^|la|ble though he. off pealing' any- VA% rvv^C-ilimiw 1 were aipA'ciTlliwars. 4 '^iMMMltable 'endurance :^3loi^i4 jwaa 'learned tx^t^dhelbnghig to Head near a fpx for ti^o seen in purouit .tinted dnruig the ^nd his deep baying was l^^^T|ally the fox nbdfKrto the grotin,d ex 3|je dog knowing that he tvTfQcient strength left to •,M*ksat down near him and him. In this'condition the him with a club, ,rtK iJtedased.ta Want. :to.^lnsert this small ad paper tft Jpop (Ofpng^* she said. |g^' atlvertising %rl, will go amongf|||e over, ^^^wi^^Miumn?*'"!!! •aid the yourig naughtily, Tribune •m AYMthftd 4^® Locking over Watson's "Annals or Philadelphia," published £ii 1880, says .a writer in the Pittraurg Dis patch,I came across a rmarkabh stor^which cannot fail tombs of in terest, both locally and gl^ierally even of this late day. ,Tlg authoi sayl: A "Thegood people of, have so long ana exclu grossed the faculty of second sighl that it may justly surprise many tc learn that we also have beenfavorec with at least one case as well attested as their own. I refer to the instance of Eli Yarnall of Frankfort. What ever were his first peculiarities, he it time lost them. He fell into intem perate habits, became a wanderei and died in Virginia a young man.*' ,_j _s_uj This remarkably gifted person wat born in Bucks County, Pa.,andcam with his parents to the vicinity oi Pittsburg. The account of him con tained in the narrative before men tioned is in substance as follows: When Yarnall was living near this city, being then a child only sevet enrs of age, as he was sitting in thf a°P' a? wLa,8 bills" mv son" •-*.•••' house one day he suddenly burst intc .... a fit of uncontrolable laughter. Hie A Vassar girl sat on her best fel- mother asked him what pleased him low's hat as they basked in. the moonlight with classical chat but sitting in thf so much. The boy replied that father,(who was not at home) run E man betore he got to the bottom. About two years later the Varnalls were visited by a friend named Rob ert Verre, with othor Quaker rela tives or acquaintances from Bucks County, Verroj to text the lad's miraculous powers, asked him vari ous questions, and among other things what was then going on at his own home in Bucks County the boy described, the house, which he had never seen stated that it woe built partly of logs and partly oi stone that there was a mill pond in front of the house which had been When Verree reached home he in quired who had been at the house at the day and hour he had held his conversation with young Yarnall. times found aione'in the fieH sitting1 "Sister' on a Btump, and crying. On being ana desired to have charge oi U111° n!! ®S° tW he was frtid forty pairs of Women's hdU^fM^tecovered. He had the ccmmons. He -^\!f^fi,-t6..'ti|^\|)ei^tentiary for a l^timrfo^this ofience. His wife j|p^ia4ii^H^.4ur^^termin pris ^andilwbaswr'Pnoelived alone. .patm oi many And the historian of the boy'i wonderful deeds states that suchwa« the fact. This is about all there is ol the strange narrative, which, like Sam Welter's love letter, ends so ab raptly that the reader wishes it were IflUfrBK -. Nor* Hcotia'i "Fairjr Rocks." The Smithsonian Institution', at Washington hits sent an expedition td No va Scotia and secured facsimiles -VUV..WUH uk of the "Cairy rocks," on phich are I.JUhe honnd werf, found by a curious hieroglyphic characters, evi Vved^avand the fox wae dently very ud, which may throw that the man easily some light on the history of th^early discoveries of America. The. mark ings are cut in upon a rock of highly polished slate,. and the int&glio is about a sixteenth of an inch'1 deep, —Boston Budget. [. All housekeepers should know that 'Sugar boiled with acid, if it be but three minutes, will be converted into glucose, which is the form of susrar (bund in sweet apples. One pound of stigar has as much sweeteniugpower as two and one-quarter pounds of glucOSe.' In other words, one pound STsiignr stirred irtto the fruit after it is cooked, and while yet warm, will make the fruit as sweet as two and a quarter pounds added while the fruit is boiling.—Colman's Rural World. IttSi&rT* OK CHKIHTXiS »AT. •?«'. iLK'J I. 4#^*' On Christmas day, the legends say, Drift down on earth and seal The splendor of ten thousand suns Bring they to earth, the holy ones. nr. They enter in where death has been, And hearts bowed down with pain Are lifted up the blessed cup Of peace once more they drain. The tempest of their grief is stilled And all their souls with gladness filled. v. The mother pale who doth bewail Her infant torn away Feels in her heart, the joy-springs start— llnfed for m'any a day. Her soul unlifts a song to bless God's mercy and His graciousnvss. VI. Unto the seared and grimed and bleared Soul beat by storms of sin, Bringing the balm oflieavenly calm The gentle ones steal in. It lienrx a mother's prayer again— Tears, holy tears, fall like swift rain. VII. Bat must, they love to bend above The children motherless ey Which ne had let fall. Thf And they who weep are soothed to sleep jug rolled part of the way down the With heavenly caress. declivity, but was caught by the old ThS onr8 When the father reached home he confirmed the whole story, to the r. Feat surprise of all After this the 1 lie Alltel 01 the DakotaS. boy excited much talk and wonder inent in the neighborhood. front of the house which had been *.... recently drained, and concluded with! ,IS. a description of the people in the jthems the 8' *l)er'8 And lo! tbey areani of to house, and of two persons, a man Nature's .mystic chorus is heard a and a. woman, who *vere sitting on plaintive wail of human woe, a shriek the front porch. He learned that there had been a! but let us raise our souls to the shower at the time, and several of Great Spirit. The Black-gown told us he could deliver us from every the field hands had gone into the house to escape the rain the persons on the porch had been iaithfully de scribed, even to the color of their hair. As to the mill pond, the men had drained.it in older to catch muskrats. In short, every eetail given by the boy was proven to be accurate. The habit of the young seer when asked to exercise his ajngiilqr faculty was to hold his head: downward, often closing his eyes. After waiting for some time, apparently deep in thought, he would declare what he saw in his visions. He was some- pttratJlKew. w. Gay. I The sun radiant with crimson, gradually sinkB into golden glory, and completes the pageantry *6f a beautiful summer day in the pictur esque land of the Dakotas. The dis tant hills slowly robe themselves in regal purple lingering shadows float among the mists that brood over the prairie and the star of evening in in he a in a fu,I r°f far®we11 an" ta® k»ng °f'day. But amid of bitterest agony. "Wildbird, my weak heart grows faint!" "Alas! so does'mine, dear sister ill: He is the Masteroflifeanddeath. May He not save us from the Black eet's enmity?" 'Dread of the morrow's awful sacri fice makes me Bhiver, and my hope I wavers as I look around upon the preperations.—How father and moth would have suffered had they heard the wild shouts that our cruel foes sent up when we were led into their camp!" reP*at n' asked the cause of his grief, he said dom of Eulalia and, better yet, let he saw greatttumbersofmenengaged us think of the Sorrowing Mother kwVi Alth^h he na.1 never seen a battle, a ship or a ,, canri?t„ he described military and naval battles as if he had leenan' ""8 the story of Sebas. an* recount the martyr- and the agony of Him who died to we^ actual looker-on. Snowflake. "Begin with the story of Some of th# Quakers who saw him the virgin artyr. It will beguile became much mtorested in the boy, 4-u* 4.:^,^ believing him possessed of a noble thetime^nd courtlSe- bringing up. He was ac-j Thus conversed, in subdued tones, cordingly apprenticed to a Frank- two maidens captured from a tribe fort tanner, but he attracted so oftheDakotns by the treacherous !n-UthLa«ifhnIOfIj lose his singular gift. He dufted m- away the undergrowth, they had di SmelwiXny VCntUally 1X5 K- 4. tlia| fj,s.y,8,on8 we/"a wise one," answered inspire us with holy CV. Blackfeet, and bound hand and foot raTi,,tpi™'rJ:ide the water, are captiv mies the Blockfeet ,:.~ Ere earth's ^ad bells are rang, At Christ's command, by Peter's hand, Hg| Wide heaven's gates are swung. And angelsrobed in radiant white With joy-tiongB earthward wing their flight. H. The sonl that's clear of sin may hear gCo upon the charmed air The golden song the winged throng Uplift as on they fare— vpuivus vat lurj suae: \.t Uededonis The golden song they sang the morn lively en Th«t Christ, the Lord, to earth was born. U| The soul that's white may see a light— O, Chrisi"! that I might see! The glory of tho heavens above to tbe ^ted braves to erect a pile of resinous wood on which to burn their allowed him to innocent victims, while theygathered »»8w?r.,ne ques: mint, wintergreen, and pennyroyal, mingling them with twigs of birch, God-given and that it would ba spice-bush, and sassafras, to be wrong to turnthem to an account thrown from time to t.imo into the pecuniarily. Wives whose husband) blazing lo«*s hul long been missing an* were sup posed to have lx?en lost at sea oi task, the squaws withdrew, never acclde?tfl' and At a lat^ ou wearied with their other} deigning to bestow a word of pity or wnSu mmi'In Wm°«I! ^^PP6®^ look of compassion on their helpless would come to him for information, young victims. Confiding them to would come to him for information Of those still alive he would tell how they looked and what they were do ing. On one occasion a man asked him in jest who had stolen his pocket book, and was much taken back when the lad replied: "No one, but yon stole a pocket book from another man when in 8 crowd." the care of two old men of their tribe, they walked away, humming the re frain of one of their death-songs, which was suggested by the feast that awaited them. The vigilant guardians smoked, and chatted of their feats in the chase and on the battlefield, ever and anon casting angry glances toward the gentle captives. At length, thinking the maidens asleep, they gave them selves up to profound repose. The prisoners, after hours of fervent prayer, and by recalling the lessons of faith the had learned from the Blackrobe, had succeeded in resign ing themselves to their awful fate. "Our death may convert our father," suggested Snowflake. "And if Redfeather learns the Black robe's prayer and is baptized, our whole nation will embrace the Christ inn Faith. The Afflicted Mother stood at the foot of the Cross:' we are her children, and must try to imitate her," answered Wildbird. With words like these, the two prisoners encouraged each other, and though often startled as a bat or an 7 That same night the Fathers at the Jesuit mission were awakened by loud shouts of the chief of Dakotas, intermingled with those of some friendly Cress who accompanied him and a small detachment of his own braves. "What seek ve?" inquired Father de Smet. "Great chief of the Blackrobe's." answered Redfeather." my daugh ters, on whose heads you poured »J*t therefore, what fate awiiits them:" "What! the two angels of our mis* sion school? How did it happen?" "Father, we attacked the Black feet lying in ambush, but did not con quer them. Then they fell upon our camp, and we repulsed them. But a party of skulking braves captured my two children." "O chief, thou art not baptized! Thy wife and daughters know and love the great God, but neither thou nor thy worriors have accepted the Christian law. What wilt thou there fore of the Blackrobe?" "Father, the Great Spirit of the Blackrobes is all powerful: ask Him to restore to me my beloved daugh ters." "Redfather, what thou sayestis true: the Great Spirit is all-powerful, rail of mercy too but He is also just. He loves not hatred, pillage, and murder. It was to gratify thy hate thou didst attack thy brothers the Blackfeet. Thou would'st slay their uiaumwu xnouwouiast siay tneir for thy punishment is just. "Thy words are like arrows, wise teacher. I have done wrong." "Then must thou crave pardon." "Blackrobe, I do implore forgive ness. Ask the Great Spirit to give me back my Snowflake and my Wild bird, and I promise that I will re ceive thy Baptism." "That is not enough. In a few hours I shall celebrate the august Sacrifice of Atonement before the Great Spirit thou must promise to speak to the chiefs of thy nation, that all may come and learn the true prater from the Fathers." I promise with my whole heart. What say ye, braves?" "We accept the will of the Black gown—we will be Christians." "And that is not enough," urged the priest. "Thou must promise that in future thou wilt not attack the neighboring tribes without cause, and—" "Father the Crows and Blackfeet do us all the harm they can." "It matters not. Thou mayest defend thyself, but never attack. Still more, thou must forgive. The Great Spirit is the. Spirit of peace, and will be deaf to my supplication thou dost cherish anger in thy in most heart "Father, I believe, and we swear to abide by thy words." "Chief, I trust thou art sincere— that no lie lurks in thy heart. May the Great Spirit be merciful to thee and grant thy petition!" In the gray of the early morning Father de Smet was standing at the altar, but before beginning the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass he inform ed the Rev. Fathers and Brothers of the danger to which the young Christian disciples were exposed, and explained what a loss the lives of these exemplary maidens would be to their little mission. He also told them of Redfeather's solemn promise to influence^ his nation to embrace the true Faith. Then all present re newed their fervent prayers that God would show His power, and pro mote his own greater glory by de livering the captives. Meantime the two maidens were a prey to involuntary dread- of the torments which awaited them. Again and again they called upon the Mother of Sorrows to obtain for them fortitude and perseverance, that they might die like the martyrs of whom Blackrobe had told them. Sudden ly they beheld a youth of radiant countenance, attired in the festal cos tume adopted by their own tiibe. His eyes shone with supernatural light, and there was something about him that reassured the stricken doves even before he spoke. "I come to de liver you," he said, at the same time cutting as if by heavenly magic the strong cords that bound them to the ine tree. His voice was sweet, and and he added, "Follow me." Joyfully the two fugitives followed their mysterious guide, who walked a .short distance ahead of them. "He must be an angel," whispered Wild-bird "for I feel weary nolonerg, nor is my heart fearful."' '•Did we not invoke the Queen of Angels? She has §ent a messenger to deliver us out of the hands of our enemies," answered Snowflake. "Glory bo to Jesus and Mary!" she added and Wildbird replied, Amen." !ow, On, on their silent conductor led them, through dftn, deep woods, by crystal lakes, over flowery mead ows, up and down hills, until they reached the broad, beautiful prairie that divided the land of Dakotas from the territory of the Blackfeet. To their surprise the soft soil did not yield to their tread, nor did the rose or purple centaury bend its corollas. Tne birds were singing a joyous chorus to the Creator—echo of the gladness that filled those quick-tlirobbing hearts. Now the trio attained an eminence, and from its wood-crowned height they discern the smoke of the campfires of the Dakotas. "Rest here' a while," said their guide and When they turned to thank him for his kindness, lo! he had disappeared. As soon as the Blackfeet dis covered the flight ot their captives they set out in hot pursuit. Vainly they sought the tracks of their pris oners. "They and their mother too worship the Great Spirit of the Blackrobes," the savages murmured. "He has delivered them: our Great Manitou is not powerful enough." At length, after searching once more the environs of their camp for the footprints of the maidens, all de spairingly gave up the hunt. Redfeather, on withdrawing from the mission house, had heid a secret owl cleft the midnight air, orterrifled powwow with his companions before time.' when a dead branch fell to sending on official message to distant "William /ive VV I DVlllllll0 Ull UJiltlal IllcBSi the ground, they watched patiently subjects. But their delit for the first beam of the sun that suddenly interupted by would witness their trial. longed shouts of iov. fs of oar ene lou knowest, a a a Q/ _____ ,_7. The squaws and the children of the encamptnent, who had gone out before sunrise gather and were returning home with their mother, Ray-of-Morning. Snowflake and Wildbird were soon in the embrace of their overjoyed father, robes knelt to bless and thank Great Spirit. iiilplsir" & Before the end of the moon of Ari- Sakotasmen were made children of the Great Spirit by the saving waters of "iap^ Current Wit. When a fast steamship breaks her record, she does not stop to repair it. Go west, young man, and send to your friends for enough money to U.WU"D warriors, and they have captured get back. Have your fun while you're field to another through the circulat thy children. Reproach only thyself, young.—Oil City Blizzard. ing air. The mature smut of corn punishment is just." Bobby (standing before the o-lassV dear. Boby: Well, hemade a poor A correspondent asks in which of the arts alcohol is most used. Well, we don't like to give an excathedra judgment, but we think the art of painting noses red gets away with the greatest quantity. Groom—(to bride they are waiting for the minister—"Hadn't I better skip out and see what is the matter, dear? The minister should hare been here twenty minutes ago." Bride—"No, Georere you stay right where you are."—Harper's Bazar. The colored servant in the South is occasionally good at repartee. Mrs. Yeiger found her servant, Bel indy, reposing in the rocking chair reading a newspaper. "You seem to think you are the lady oftlie house," said Mrs. Yerger sarcastically. "No, mum, 1's brack, butl'seno sichafool as dat." A young lady fainted in a Buffalo theatre the other day, whereupon her young man ran away and has not been heard of since. This ought to put young ladies on their guard. Some men will take advantage of any chance to escape, and it behooves young ladies not to lose conscious ness where the doors are wide open. —Binghamton Republican. She: I can only be a sister to you, Henry. He—with repressed emotion: How old are you? She—curiously: Twenty, last October. He: Well, you can't be a sister to me. I'vegot a sister at home, who was twenty last August, and you see that sort of relationship won't work. Try some thing else. "Mary," remarked the old gentle to the housemaid, as he went poking around the parlor last night, "did you see anything of that 'Robert Elsmere, down here?" "Indade, sor," hesitated Mary, "Oi couldn't say af his name wor that same, sor. er no, but there's a young man aS comes to say yer daughter, sor, as is lioidin' behind the sofy, sor."—Washington Post. Sick Man—"What kind of a place is heaven?" Minister—"It's a place of eternal rest, joy and peace." Sick Man—"Any girls practicing on the piano there?" Minister—"No noth ing of the kind." Sick Man—"Does anybody ask you how you feel to day?" Minister—"No. But, brother, you have but a short time to prepare are you ready to go Sick Man— Y-yes send in the dcctor." In some parts of Africa a man's wealth is judged by the number of his wives. A man with 60 wives is looked upon as a sort of bonanza king. His wives probably go out washing at 50 cents a day,' or make shirts at 40 cents a dozen. In tin's country a man's wealth is judged by the nuitiber of dogs he owns. The possessor of eight dogs is generally to poor to pay school tax, and his wife takes in washing. A Kew "Chestnut." Joseph Jefferson is responsible for the latest explanation of the word "chestnut." He attributes the in troduction of the word in its slang sense to Mr. William Warren, the veteran comedian of Boston. "There is a melodrama," Mr. Jeff erson said to a reporter, "but little known to the present generation, written by William Dillon, and called •The Broken Sword.' There were two characters in it: One a Capta in, Xavier, and the other a comedy part ofPablo. The captain is a sort of Baron Munchausen, and in telling of his exploits says: 'I entered the woods of Collaway, when suddenly from the thick boughs of a 'ccrk iist the and women of thefierce had gathered around the mission house in circular rows of wigwams. With solemn faces they listened to the truths and precepts of the Gospel as explained by the Jesuits. To forgive their ene mies was indeed a lmrd lesson to that this parasite—as it is considered ettsraupssE ». impossible. But God's is all-sufficient .at and it was so abundantly bestowed is much encouraged from the that on the recurring Feast of St. continuous growth of corn upon the K^to„fosotoidf tsraii fT tree'—Pablo interrupts him with the £now' °I,a"J'bo(ly words: A chestnut, Captain a chest, nut.' 'Bah!' replies the Captain 'booby, I say a cork tree.' 'A chestnut,' reiterates Pablo. 'I should know as well as you, having heard the tale those twenty-seven Warren who had often their deliberationsjwere played the part of Pabio, was at a long and pro- 'stag'dinner two years ago, when rm.. one of the gentlemen present" told a a story of doubtful age and original „to it A he re B".™™ roots, announced that the Warren, quoting from the play 'I prisoners had escaped the knives have heard you tell the tale these ana nrebrands of the Blackfee^ and twenty-seven times.' The application ing any medicine of the lines pleased the rest ot the table, and when the party broke up ®reen a prominent citizen or Mich helned to nnrenil tho atmv the what I really believe to be the orgin of the word/-chestnut.' the can*. ^•ery former knbws what is meant by corn smut. It haa been raade a study by different persons, and among them the celebrated agricul turist, Henry Stewart, and the main points which he haa determined are ni job of these two front teeth!-Life. $aimed Author to printer)—."Are you in fa- when once it develops in corn, and that the only successral treatment is vorof international copyright my friend?" Printer (struggling with a page of blind MS.—"No. sir! I'm in favor of international typewrite."— Burlington Free Press. tbe roofcB and from the ai,?^.tl", sho^ld and tism. and prevent the stocking of the soil nnfK fllAtMt -li- 2. «iuugn money to are not likely to spread from one beare a close Bobby (standing before the glass): r~»" —V Did God make me ma? Mother Yes luite" largely~by the wind. It is Bd that there are no remedies to cut or pull all corn that shows signB of smut and cause its destruc tion. If such a course was pursued by all farmers smut might in process or time be wholly eradicated.—Ger mantown Telegraph. Carta* Perk. The meat is not fit for salting until free from animal heat, and yet it should not be frozen in the least, as this condition prevents the salt pene trating it. Coyer the bottom of the barrel with salt to the depth of three inches, then pack the strips of pork in circles, the rind facing the barrel, but with a deposition of salt inter vening and a stratum of salt upon each layer of pork. When the mid dlings are Baited prepare a brine suf ficient to well cover the pork, using all the salt that the water will dis solve. Bring to the boil, skim, and when cold pour over the salted pork. A well-adjusted cover is a necessary part of a pork barrel. Trim the hams and rub them over with Salt, to extract the blood. In two days apply the following pickle: One and a half pqunds of salt and a pound of brown sugar to each gallon of water, and an ounce of saltpeter to 100 pounds of meat bring to a boil, skim, and pour over when cold. Hams should remain in the pickle from tour to six weeks. In packing don't let them press against each other they are likely to taint at the bono before becoming thoroughly salted. Those skilled in the curing of hams remove them from one bar rel to another twice a week until the curing is partially completed, to pre vent tainting at the bone. Pure gold always has its base imitation. It is so with Salvation Oil, which is worth its weight in gold to all sufl'erers from rheuma tism, neuraliga, or gout. See that jou get the genuine. 25 cents. "Deeper than e'er plummet sounded" some leople's coughs seem to come from, yet a lottle of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup will cure them. It goes awe.y down to the bottom of matters and works wonders. Pleasant to take and good for coughs, colds, croup, bronchitis, etc. Price 25 cents. Fred Hansen of Gilmitn, Pierce county, "is., while at- work in the woods near Wood ville, was struck by the falling limb of a tree and killed. He was twenty-two years of age. The old question—where shall 1 get my seed this year—presents itself again to thousands of our readers at this season of the year. If you will turn to our advertising columns you will And the announcement of John A.Salzer, La CrosBe, Wis., who makes a specialty of Northern Grown Seeds. These areearly,pro ducUve and full of life, and will increaseeveiy A house in the eastern part of Rockington county, Va., in which a number of colored Sy eonle were holding a party, was blown up dynamite, nnd several of tbe ii is said, fatally wounded. Mrs. Swarthout, a photographer, has been arrested at Reed City, Mich., for mal treating her niece. She is charged with hav ing tied the girl's legs with a stout cord and then putting in a stick and turning the oord until the child would become almost uncon scious with pain. She would also cord her tongue in the same manner until the skin bursted. Mrs Swarthout has been bound °ver to the text term of court, and in default of f1,000 bail languishes in jail. It is a pleasure and satisfaction to many to learn that Allen's Lung Balsam, that standard family medicine for coughs, croup, and all lung diseases, can now be procured flit 25c., 50., and 1.00 a bottle at any drue store. Haffield, who murdered his wife at Nor quay, Montana on Christmas day, was brought into Winnipeg by the police. A pitchfork handle, covered with blood, waa found near the dead body of the woman. Haffield says he only struck her with his hand. A slight cold, if neglected, often attacks the lungs. Brown's Bronchical Troches give sure and immediate relief. Sold only in boxes. Price 25 cents. Timothy Sullivan, aged ninetv, and his son Eugene were found in their room in Mil wankee insensible, having been asphyxiated by gas from a coal stove. Sullivan senior iB dead, and the yonng man is not expected to live. Clark—"Well, I will declare! Smithers, how you have picked up lately." Smithers—" Yes, ye« things were bad enough with me a little Wiiild back, but I huppe&ed to run ucrow the advertisement of B. F. Johnson & Co Richmond, Va., and thev put mein a po rtion to make money right along. If you e,Be, here The! carefully gathered burned, to destroy the spores j"» awvniug vi uuv nvw with them that if permitted to go in to the manure the parasite is thus sown upon the land, where it is likely to remain until a new crop is planted that if the smutty corn or fodder is fed the spores will pass through the the animal unharmed and go into the manure, and that these spores are not likely to spread from one AoM 4-« i.1 i.1 _• ,_J_ ambiance to the ma- a"d we cannot see ^why the spores might not be distributed nil if A 1aiw«nl«v k«« IX needing employment, a is their name and address." The ^ew \ork Daily Graphic has changed hands and also changed politics. It an nounced that hereafter it would be Republi can in politics, and strongly in favor of a protective tariff. "Cosnumptloa ran be Cared.*' Dr. J. S. Combs, Owensville, Ohio, says: "I have given Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphitee to four patients with Vetter results than seemed possible with any remedy. All were hereditary cases of Lung diseases, and advanced to that stage when Coughs, pain in the chest, frequent breathing, frequent pulse, fever and Ema ciation. All these cases have increased in weight 16 to 28 lbs., and are not now need- n.n5 "tt. N. Y., cut hia wife's throat and then eacn neipea TO spread tne story ano went to hi* barn and cut hia own. He then Mr. Warrens commentary. And retnrned to the honee and gashed hia throat and all the followers of the Black- that," concluded Mr. Jefferson, "is ajnrtn. Neighbor* fonnd "the bodies new together. Both will die. Dome*tic trouble* talned various ednceHioM BOlli uuw His hoHneM sanctions thedeportatia bishop of Tilna to Siberia, accrpt*\ sian government's candidates for the6i of Dublin and Ploki and consents tol traduction of the Russian language Catholic churches, except in the:IiturL. innovation that Will completely destrol Polish element. It is certain that Franc fluence had much to do with the grai)t these concession*. When Baby was sick, in gave her 'When she waa a Child, she cried fori When die became Miss, sheclungto] When she had Child ren^he gave theil 4&U* ctfrt .'*!.« P." ..'-V..'..' IC' U' Two young ladies by the name of Smit were drowned at HUlsville, four miles froi East Brady, Pa. They, in company with other girl and two young men, were crossi the stream in a skilf and it sank with them] The bodies have not been recovered. The others of the party were rescued in an hausted condition. A Bsdlcal Care tor Eylleptlc Fit*. .To THE EDITOR.—Please Inform your redden tnatl have a positive remedy for tho above named disease which I warrant to care the worst cases. So strong is my faith in the virtues of this medl dne that I will send free a sample bottle and val nable timtlae to any sufferer who will give me his P. O. and Express address. My remedy has oared thousands ot hopeless rjuies. H. G. BOOT. SI. 0., 181 Pear! St.. New York Farmers and Stockman.' The only remedy that cures galls, cuts and wounds on horses and cattle,and always grows the hair in its original color, Is Veterinary Carbollaalve. 50c and 1, at Druggists or by mall. Cole Co.. Black Blver Falk* Wis. lEffV^feAll XV CONQUERS PA: Believes and cures BHEUMATISM, BEADACHK, Toothache, 8pnin$/ BKUISBS, 1 Burnt and Scald*! NEURALGIA, 8oiatioa, Lsnbago At Druggist* and Dealers. TOE CHARLES A. V0BELER CO.. SaWsMrs. M| S1CKHEADA0HI Poiltivrlycared hy tbeae Little nils. They also mis' trass from Dyi pep digestion sad Too] ing. perfai forDli«lina».Wjnss»| Drowsiness. Bad la the Month. I Tonfua.Paln in the HdsJ TOKPID LIVER. Tb«v ragulste the BewelsJ -•Mtabl*. FILLS, Casta Purely Vegetable. Price St CA&TZB KEDICQTE CO., NEWTOBK. Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price.| ATARR COLD in HEAL. KLT BBOS., 56 WarreaSt. tf. Tl HEALTH THE 1 ^KEYSTONE 'PlNtS ,4S eft NEW EVIDENCE—Read tbe Following ADDISOS. PA.. April 7.1883. took a violent cold and it settled on my lawn so much so, that I spit blood. BAMAM ALLBN'S LUNO was recommended to me as a good remedy I took it and am now sound and well. Yonra respectfully, a. HILEMAN, ADDISON, PA., April, 1888. *r ft COLBOM, Bsq., ISditor of the Somerset Herald, writes: I can recommend BALSAM.as 1 14 ,be.in 4 ALLEN'S LUNO -J being tbe best remedy for colds and coughs 1 ever used." ASTORIA, ILLS., LUNO BALSAM, April 6.1888, «LEOT!,»"lWi cheerfully say your which ALLEK'IV. I have sold for the past flf-. teen years, sells bettor than any cough, remedy. and gives general satisfaction. 'Tin frequently recommended by the medicafc^lirofession h»»re. Yours truly. H. C. MOONEY. Dragglst. lA LAFAVETT. K. I., October 12.1883. .m? t° that., after us! ofAl LB5 8 Lrao BALSAM fora attack of bronchitis, I am entirely cared. I sea JS!2ivov those afflicted may bebea fited. \ouiu respectfully, BUBKILL H. DAVIS. -V 2 ^La#fS'.tT°.be ,ore*arned Is to be l'onr which is sold by all druggists. "ho read ALLEN'S LONO BALSAM,•. SB" Directions accompany each bottlp. As an expectorant. It has no Equal. It is Harmless to the Most Delicate Chll It contains no Opium la any form. 8 iS.VL'LS.A E.WAT! A 2 in a a S TUBT. It Is an iMiwuwic ran rS.«LH?L«me?yi and 18 nneouollwl iai« a a 5^aJ,t,D0rUS.y,rt§'UU, JOHH L. TUOXPSON. 80XA CO.. Trw. H. T, ESTABLISHED 1779. GREASI NEVER GOSI8. Never Freeses or Ifelta. Msrsgii !8B rgjy f'lXM