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I !f ft- £.• get it:, 4 me 3 Ail Experience With a Railroad Robber. "Let mo relate to you some of my early experiences," said Conductor Frye, of the Burlington, "when I was running baergage on the Union Pacific. It was back about ten years ago. We were coming east from Ogden and at a «j4ma^ station a box supposed to contain a corpse was put in the express car, consigned to Lincoln, Neb. Bill Axley. now on the Santa Fe, was express mes senger and as we elevated the box into the car he remarked that it did not Et the coffin well, as he felt a reacting jar as the article was put into the car. 4 i^» :?t 4fcT & There were two men fairly well dressed and showing no signs of suspicion, to gether with what we took to be an aged woman, who accompanied the remains. She was represented as being the moth er of the deceased and the two men were the latter's brothers. The wo man, or man, as she turned out to bs, was anxious to remain .with the corpse in the car. She also desired that her two sons might be by her side. This was against the rules and they were informed that transportation would only be allowed the corpse in the ex press car, ana accordingly they agreed to take seats in a coach. Just before, the train pulled out Bill said to me that he thought the game was a con ,i cocted robbery and was determined to have the box handed out and inspected before the train started. But what if it were a real corpse? Tha boys would have hooted Bill off the road for his cowardice. This I said to Bill and he finally concluded to let the worst come, if it must. The conductor signaled the train to start and Bill jumped into his car and I got into mine, but the more I thought of the situation the more I found that Billy's suspicions were not unfounded. Finally at the next sta tion we stoped to await a clear track and, Bill not being in his accustomed place at the doorway of his car, I de cided to ascertain whore he was. At the door there sat Bill with a face as pale as a dead person and with large drops of perspiration standing out on his forehead. I was about to laugh, but a sudden motion of his hand prompted me to refrain. Finally he walked close to the door and with one eye on me and the other on the box he 3aid: 'There's a man in that box alive and I know it. You had better keep your eye on those other fellows or we're their game sure.' I paused for a moment. I did not want to make a blunder by-informing the conductor and being called a tenderfoot but sup posing that the box contains a live robber, there was the point. I medi tated and I finally said to Bill to watch further developements, but he refused and said that if I did not come to his assistance he would call on somebody else. I saw th:it he was frightened and he did not have much the bettor of me. Taking hold of the car door I en tered it and we both stood and gazed at the box. It was sealed and npither of us had a right to open I finally called the conductor and informed him of the case. 'Yes,' said he, 'and I noticed that the old lady who is weeping in the coach back there has a ponderous foot for a woman." But we all agreed to wait develop ments, and I agreed to ride in the ex press car with Bill. We again pulled out, but we had not gone far before the W bell rope was pulled and the train be gan to slacken up. At this juncture Bill did not rush to the door to see what was up, but set both eyes on the box. A moment of amazement, and suddenly the cover of the box flew off and a heavily armed bandit attempted to rise, but Bill had him and in an in stant a ball went whizzing through the fellow's neck and he fell over. "Guard the door!" shouted Bill, and the words had not fully escaped his lips when the individual in female attire appeared and was about to enter the car when I leveled my revolver and said. "Wo man or man, throw up your hands or I'll sboot." In full range the individu al could not do otherwise, and one of £Y the hands while suspended clutched a fine specimen of firearms. I held the strange guest at the point of my re vplver and was surprised to see a little gfav haired man come out of the next coach with the two alleged brothers heavily shackled. The little man who subdued the two campanions was a United States marshal who was on board the train at the time. The con ductor was covered and ordered to pull the bell rope, but before the train was fairly stopped the little officer had both men in irons. The supposed female turned out to be a, man in female attire. XThe feigned corpse was converted into a real one and his companions were j. sentenced to the penitentiary for twenty-one years each and now are at Joliet, I1L The victim of Bill's marks manship was Utah Charley, one of the most daring train robbers that ever in fested the plains. We put the box and body off at the next station and they were disposed of in a manner which I never learned. Anyway,Bill's temerity was the means of breaking up a band of train robbers that had terrorized the West, and his marksmanship sent Utah Charley to another home where he could not stay in a pine box long. Bill had about $35,000 in charge at the time, and after making that trip he turned over his keys and abandoned the ser vice."—Omaha Bee. A Jelly "War. jflThere is war in the jelly business. JA year ago forty-three iirms formed a Irust under which all their establish aents except fifteen were closed down and prices, it was expected, would be put up. Two larjre firms, however, re- Ised to go in, and have been making things interesting for the trust. Re cently the trust cut prices on jelly to 2} and 2A cents a pound, and guaran teed purchasers against any lower! prices from outside firms. The two' Camden firms promptly put jelly down to one cent a pound, and sold enough at that rate to give the patrons of the trust ground to demand a rebate of the difference between trust prices and kCamden prices.—New York Sun. rt I A Superfluous Mystery. BT CLARA DIXON DAVIDSOX. It It my belief that my father was always kind and fracroni, and merited the pood re spect of hit family and neighbors, bat, owing to the fact that he labored from morning till night six days of the week, and slept the greater part of the seventh, my early acquaint ance with htm was necessarily limited. The memory of my first HokkIuk at achool Is not more vivid to me than the recollection ot my flrat and last day of apprenticeship to my father's trade. He was a well-digger, and I was taken along to haal up dirk I dis graced myself by allowing the windlass to •Up from my grasp when I bad a backet of cl*y nearly to the top of the well. Father aanowly escaped being struck by the swiftly descending bucket and I had a numbing blow on the head from the windlass handle. That night, when I was supposed to be asleep, I heard mother inquires "Did the chile make ye right smart of a help the day!" to which my father replied: "Jim ain't no good to work—ain't sense enough to keep a holt w'en 'e's got a holt, so I s'poie we'll eddicate Mm. Larnln's poor stuff, poor staff enough, but I 'low It's a help to them 'tala't got sense." I cried myself to sleep, partly for joy that I was to have what I most desired, and partly for grief that my great good fortune came through the great 111 fortune of lacking "Sense." I had been earning a hundred dollars a mouth for two years, as a stenographer, when my employers gave me two weeks' vacation. Instead of visiting my parents in their western home, as had been my habit during school vacations, I decided to see a few days ol fashionable life at Newport. Then I met Ellen Irving, peerlessly beauti ful Ellen, with a smile that warmed and brightened like dawning suullght, and hands so fair that my heart sank at sight ot tbcm, for I said, "No poor man's daughter ever had aoch hands." The morning following my first meetlne with her, I studied my reflection In a mirror for a full half-hour. I tried tbe effect of full front, three-quarters-face, aod back views, and nearly twisted my eves out of their sockets in an endeavor to get a glimpse of my profile. I tried to be free from vanity for the occasion, and to pass impartial judgment upon myself In tbe matter of looks, for I wanted to weigh my chances fairly in my own mind, and consider whether there was even tbe possi bility of winning the heart of a wealthy, beautiful and accomplished woman. I derived some comfort from this consulta tion with my mirror. At least I was not re pulsive In appearance, and my eyes lit by love, might be useful allies further than this a modest man might not go In self praise. '•But after all," I mused, In a fit of despond ency "good looks and good morals do not count for much In these matters. A wealthy maid will wed either riches or r»nk, wherever her heart goes. A man with no money and no social position has little to hope for. One hour of Ellen's society gained tbe next day by a happy accident, sent me home with my head In the clouds (aud my feet,too, for all that I remember about them), saying over and over to myself: "There are no classes In our land, thank God I A man's worth here Is not gauged by tbe number ot pennies in his pocket!" During tbe remainder of my stay I saw Ellen every day, and felt much encouraged by her manner toward me. When I .was compelled to return to my work I sought an Interview with Ellen, and, having learned that she lived In Chicago, asked permission to call soon after her arrival at home. She blushed deeply, and tears sprung to her eyes, as she tremulously replied: "I cannot receive you. Pray do not, ba angry with me,—but—it is impossible." I could not reply, my tongue grew dry, my lips stiffened, and tbe room seemed whirling round with me. I stood to a moment gazing with despairing eyes at her beautiful face and trembling form I noticed that she was pale and seemed as deeply moved as 1. and then I turned and left her without a word. 1 did not mean to be harsh or to seem angry or resentful, but I could not apeak. A spell of silence seemed placed upon me. "Fool, fool that I was to hope 1" was the cry of my heart that night as I traveled west ward. "I was wrong when I said we have no classes in America I was right when 1 said love counts for nothing. I believe she loves me, but if she marries it will be a man In her own station. I was too weak to tell her of my humble origin and position, but she had doubtless discovered tbe truth in some way." Partly because I desired to gain wealth, and partly in the hope of filling my mind so full of business that there would be no room left for love, I began a series of small specu lations, which were gradually extended to more ambitious operations, until 1 found my self growing rich. Between being very busy and very miserable, I neglected to visit my parents, though I frequently sent tbcm money and gifts. Everybody knows how completely lost to each other, people living in tbe same city may be, and five years passed after my sepa ration from Ellen at Newport, before I met her again. One day I was passing a handsome resi dence on Dearborn Avenue, when chancing to glance toward the house, I saw a woman, with a broom In her hand, and a sweeping cap on her head, industriously brushing dead leavea from the gravel walls. I gave a great start when 1 saw the woman's face, for It bore a remarkable resemblance to Ellen's, hut I reasoned that my dainty love would not be doing menial work, and that, although this woman was wonderfully like her, I must not suppose I had really found her. So I passed on, though the Incident was in my mind all day, and was responsible for a care less business transaction, by which I lost quite a sum of money. as 1 would to banish the thought of the neat servant, who looked like Ellen, I could not, and the next morning early found me sauntering slowly past the bouse, where had seen her,—too early, for tbe shutters were all closed, and sleepy silence pervaded the place, '•'wo hours later I passed again. Then an Inspiration came to me. Might not a daughter of tbe bouse undertake some do mestic duties? I hastened up the steps, rang the bell, and inquired if a family named "Irving" lived there. No the name was Lewis. Another thought: perhaps Ellen was married, and performing wifely Instead of daughterly services. 8o I. asked for Mrs. Lewis, not without a wildly palpitating heart, and an earnest hope that Mrs. Louis would not prove to be my Ellen, for the ap pendage of a husband was not pleasant to think of. Mrs. Lewis proved to be an elderly lady in black silk and gray bangs, who said with great posiliveness, that no person named Irving lived in her house. This incident revived tbe old misery, and made it more unbearable than ever before. I left my business In tbe bsnds of a trusted mansgcr, and went to California. But one cannot run away from sorrow I was as rest less and unhappy In San Francisco as in Chicago, and three weeks from tbe day I left found me hurrying back. On leaving the Union depot at Chicago, I was about to call a cab, when I felt a pair of eyes looking fixedly at me, keeping pace with me as 1 walked, and a woman's dress was moving as fast as I moved on tbe opposite side of tlie wide walk. Turning to look at the wearer ot the dress, I stood at last face to face with Ellen Irving. We both stopped, and stood as If transfixed, staring in cach other's faces. I was first to move. I made my way through the crowd of passers, who, of course, took not tbe slightest notice ol either of us, and gaining her side, said: "EllenI Miss Irving!" "It to really jou, then," ahe said, choking back a little hysterical sob. "I feared I should never see yoa again." "And yet I have only been out of Chicago three weeks In five years." "And I have not been away at all since I returned from Newport." But you might have seen me If you had cared to, you know," I said, remembering how we had parted "I suppose you are married now," I added, trying to speak lightly. "No, I am not married, and never shall be," she replied soberly. There were many passers, but each one was intent upon his own business or pleas ure, and no one heeded na. The nolae of travel on Adama and Canal streets made a continuous roar, but even then, amid the hurry and confusion, I put my llpa near her eur, and said: I wish I could induce you to reverse that decision." "What do yon meant" ahe questioned, with a surprised uplifting of tbe eyes, and the slow smile that had captivated me at our first meeting, dawning on her face. "I mean that by becoming my wife you could make me the happiest man In Cook couuty." "Consider the risk you know nothing about me." "Except that I have thought of yoa ay and night for five years, and been miserable without you. It I am mistaken In yoa,—and I am not,—I might as well be wretched with you as without you." ''Argued like a lawyer but—I could not make you happy." "And wUvf Do ycu nqt love me!" 8be lifted her eyes to mine, snd said: "Do you not kuowi Have I not often told youl" "Never In words." PRP "Then you shall hear It listen: I love you—Oh, hesven, how well! This is no place to tell you so—but If I msrry you, will you promise never to pry into my past, never to question me concerning It!" '•I will promise anything." "You are certainly very rash. May you never regret this meeting and these words." "And now—shall I escort you home? Shall I call a carriage?" "My home! That shall be like all the rest a sealed book to you. If you wish It, I will go with you now to the clerk's office, and afterwards to a magistrate or a minister. If we are to begin in mystery, one day is as good ss another. The marriage must be legal, though, and in order that it may be so, I must tell you tbat I was christened Ellen Irving Jones, though I left off the Jones during my stay In Newport." This startled me slightly, and I was also astonished by her wllllngncss,even eagerness, to be msrrled immediately, yet I was very happy, and not In the least daunted. "You are taking me entirely on trust," I obserred. "No, not entirely. I learned Incidentally tbat you are the kindest of landlords, tbat you do not allow your agent to distress your tenants, and that you have kept a poor old man and bis wife under a root for months, without asking them for rent I think I should have learned in time where you lived, from these people, aud should have stolen a sight of you sometime, bad we not chanced to meet to-day." 1 had elegant apartments on Ontario Street, and thither took my bride that afternoon. "Shall we eo away?" I asked. "Would you like a wedding trip to tbe sesside or across the occan i" "I have lately been very 111," she replied, "und If it will please you as well, I would ratber remain quietly here for the-prefcjnt." She did, Indeed, look white and thin, and the pretty walking dress she wore was far from tight. As the days went by, Ellen never went out without me, snd never spoke of sendiqg for bcr trunks,or visiting home or relatives. This seemed very strange, but I kept my promise, and did not question her. However, though Eilen was a model wife, and charmed and fascinated me afresh every dsy, her continu ed silence concerning her past life, began in time to prey upon my mind. I tried to resson away my doubta and fears I told myself that so long ss I had a kind, faithful,and passion ately loving wife, 1 need not care what she had been. Besides, how could so good a wo man, whose every day acts showed ber to be kind and conscientious, ever have been or done anything to be ashamed ofi One day we were driving In Lincoln Park, wben we meta fine turnout, presided over by a handsome coachman in irreproachable livery. On seeing blm Ellen started violent ly, and pulled her thick veil over ber. After we had passed the carriage sbe leaned heavi ly against me, and ber head fell forward. Sbe had fainted. Sbe soon revived, but of fered no explanation, and 1 asked none, but I brooded In secret over the Incident, and a sickening fear that some other man, either lover or husband, held a prominent place in her past history, took possession, of me. I tried to hide tbe state of my mind from Ellen. How miserable I failed to do so, the following letter will show It was on my dressing case one day wben I returned from my office, and for tbe first time since my marriage, found no beautiful woman waiting to cling rouud mv neck, and look lovingly up into my eyes. Here is tbe letter Deak James:—I am going from you never to return. Not because there is In me any lack of wifely devotion,but because I am mak ing you unhappy. I would lay my bared neck on the euillotlne for vou I would rather die tban leave you, but 'I must, for your sake, though it breaks my heart to do so. 1 fancy you have accldenti.v learned something of my history or else vou are torturing yourself with conjectures. I will reveal all tbe mystery to you, but I can not look into your reproachful eyes afterward. You who have been daintily bred and ac customed to wesltb and tbe refinements with which it surrounded you, will be shocked to learn that my mother waa a rag-picker—an honest, virtuous, and kind-hearted woman, tut still a rag-picker. I cannnot remember when my father died. My mother and I lived in one (mill, miserable room, and sbe managed to nay the rent and buy food enough to keep us alive. Wbeu I was five years ot sge I began to re ceive Instructions in music from an Italian neighbor who was a street musician and thought he could make me useful. He was really a kind-hearted old man, though his knowledge of music bad its limit ations, and afterward when I sung with him on the streets daily for three rears, be divid ed the money esruedwith tbe utmost fairness. When I was ten years old my mother and I went to live with my Ke uncle, who was also tor but earning a comfortable livelihood, kept me In school, and furnished me ail the books and music and facilities for study that I needed. I learned fast, but when was fourteen years ot age, dear old Uncle Reuben died, and mother and I both went out to service. Mother had learned to cook while with ber uncle and so could esrn pretty good wages. Even as a domestic, I learned many thlugs, some useful and some foolish. I picked up society manners from tbe young ladles with whom I lived, and I spent nearly all my leisure reading. That trip to Newport was taken to gratify my mother. Sbe planned it three years ahead and made it possible by the most pinching economies. I left mv place two weeks before going to Newport to prepare my bands and my com plexion for the role of a fine ladv, which I was to assume under tbe name of Irving, be sides which I engaged a superannuated relic of anc!ent methods in teaching, a good, prim, old lady, as you know, to act as my chup-rone. I did no: like to spend mother's hard earned money on myself, but consented because she lind set bcr heart on ft. I tbink she was am bitious for me in the matter of marriage, for sbe seemed despondent after I returned, and never would tell tne why. Tbe rest scarcely needs explanation. I was ashamed of my humble origin, and anxious to bide i! from you. When Vou found me in Canal street I was in great distress. My mother had died after along Illness and after ber death 1 had been Idle a long time. My heart was very desolate without mother, but 1 was compelled to smother its cry and turn my thoughts to my necessities. Our expenses bad not only consumed all our savings, but had compelled me to pawn everything we possessed excepting the clothing wore when i' «n- 1 •dvertlsement for a saleswoman, but was so weak that I bad rested awhllo in tbe depot m.£reth«n!?rl,u.g w£,k 8eJzed "*r w,th I sat In my chair fully two hours In a half paralyzed condition, trying to use my be numbed brain, trying to. think what I had best do. The room grew dark and tbe curtalna were not drawn. As I sat aimlessly staring from a window, my vlalon gradually concen trated upon the figure of a woman on the opposite side of the street She stood apart from tbe street lamp, in shadow, but her form was outlined against the yet deeper shadow of a building. At last I became con scious of tbe fact that I was looking at her, and afterward that she had been standing there perfectly motionless for a long time. Then sbe moved an arm, and with the signif icance of an electric bolt the keenest con sciousness came to me. The woman was Ellen. Mr physical powers and mental facilities returned together, and I lost not moment I sprang out of the room, down the stairs and across the street. Ellen did not stir except to brace herself against tbe building as if to prepare for a shock. I took her gently by the hand and said: "Ellen, my darling, comc home." She went with me as unresistingly as a little child that had lost its mother, but as soon as we reached our room she threw herself Into a chair and gave way to uncontrollable sobs and tears. I laid a comforting hand on her head and said: "You are nervous and far from well. To morrow we will start away on a little trip that I hope will do you good." She looked at me In surprise, and then arose and went to tbe dressing case in my room The letter lay where site had left it, and as it had been enclosed in an euvelope, ehe evi dently supposed I had not found It. She did not give It to me, but placed It in her pocket. The next morning early found us on a western-bound train, and at half past six o'clock that eveniug wo stood before tbe door of my father's house. Ellen looked at me In quiringly. In answer to her look I said: "I have brought you home to visit my mother.' She glanced at the low, outer wall, ber eyes swept over the Bumble surrouudlngs, and a puzzled look settled on her face, but she said nothing. My mother, clad in a clean, dark, calico dress, coarse shoes and cotton handkerchief, opened tbe door for us and lifted her toilworn hands In glbd amaze at sight ot me. "Weil, well Jim, got round to see your ole mam at last, did ytf You ain't been home for aright smart chance of time. I reckon you couldn't stay away from pap an' mam any longer. Is this high-toned lady your woman!'1 "This la Ellen, my wife, mother, and I hope you and she will love each other dearly." "I am sure we shall," Ellen said, speaking cheerfully for the first time tbat day, aud the two sprang into each others arms. The room we entered was a plainly fash ioned setting-room, In which the pictures and ornaments I bad sent, looked out of place. We were just seated wben father (came In wearing his working-clothes,yellow with clay and dripping with moisture. "Ellen, my wife, this ia my father." She held out her band, but he said: "I reckon my paw won't ault with kid gloves. Jlst you bold on a bit till I climb out o' these duds an' I'll show yea grlp'll make ye yell." Presently he glanced at me and observed, "so ye hadn't fergot the home folks." "No, I said, "and when I go back I shall leave you'in a niore comfortablo home, and you need never work another day, either you or mother." ... "It'll be easy llvln'," said mother. "But I'm afeered ye can't make us over into fine folks. We ain't learned, ye know." Presently Ellen retired to our room to ar range her hair and bathe her face. I piloted her, and entered with her, closing the door after us. Looking round at tbe low walls and old-fasbloned furniture I remarked: "Here la where I slept when I was a boy." "If I had only known," said Ellen in a low tone, more to herself than to me. I drew her into my arms and said: "So you thought we had an aristocracy In America, and tbat tbe daughter of a rag picker might not wed the son of a well dig ger 1" She lifted ber tear-wet eyea to my face and there was a smile shining through the tears. "I have been guilty of a great folly. You might have been a prince or a beggar, I would have loved you just the same, and ought to have trusted your love for me. Did you, then, read that letter. "Yes, my love." "How good you are! Do you forgive me?" I pressed her yet closer in my arms and whispered: "Whenever I am persuaded tbat you have done anything wrong I will forgive you. Re member tbat bank in future, and present your check whenever you like."— Yankee Blade. St. Helena's Want of Leaky Ships. According to the Blue Book for St. Helena for the past year the colony suffers sadly from the absence of leaky ships, which formerly often visited the isles for repairs. The revenue was only £8,04% while the expenditure was £11,369. The smallness ot tbe former was due entirely to tbe falling off in the customs takings because no leaky ships arrived during 1887. and also because of the distress caused by an epidemic of measles and a consequent diminution in the consumption of im ports. Notwithstanding its excellent climate and productive soil, business iu the colony has been exceedingly de because—(1) tbe Suez Canal has diverted a large portion of the trade (2) steamers are taking the place of sailing vessels (3) shipowners are aiming at very great economy on aj£ouut of the low freights, and the enormous development of the trade iu, tinned provisions has rendered ships more or less independent of ports of call (4) recent legislation lias elimina ted defective ships and has thus de prived the colony of much of the har vest gleaned from vessels in distress. The population is estimated at 5 200 the imports amounted to £46,856, and tbe exports to £13.168 for whalebone and oil transhippeil at the island. Ouly three serious crimes were committed .luring the year, and iu two of these tho criminals remain undetected. No lightning has occurred on the island since 1878, and storms are unknown. London Times. How He Knew It. "Politician, ain't you?" he inquired, turning to the passenger immediately behind him. "Yep bow did you know?" "Breath."—Boston Qmeelte. i, **s then about to answer an 'Mtler. Tbe coach- ,tb® sight of whom agitated me. had lived in the Lewis family ana knew my his tor th,t be might say truui would lead you to suspect the street musician and domestic servant, the daughter of a rag-picker, for th«riUi ,our v1"® by marrying you. May the blessings of heaven rest upon you. Yours In life or death. Ellen. Whew had ahe gone! Where could sbe go? She bad left her purse and even the clothes I had bought for her, wearing the same walking costume In which she waa married. "She will throw herself Into the lake," was my despairing thought. SOCIETY-GIRLS' ROOMS. Some of tbe Peculiar and Unexpected Thfitti Seen Tbere. But tho room of a society girl whose name I could mention but may not! The odd things upon the walls and lying scattered about, writes Clara Belle in the Cincinnati Enquirer, area wonderful mystery to the uninitiated. A variety ol cigars suspended from the mantel by ditFerent-hued ribbons or a bunch of cigarettes attached to a picture frame by means of a large ribbon bow, these are easily known for what they are but a pretty little box on tbe toilet table with the inscription: "Cremated July 12 1887," calb for many a guess. The opened lid dis closes a amall heap of gray ashes with another inscription: "Mount Desert July 12, 1887." It is the ashes of a cigar smoked by the fair owner during a mild flirtation of the last season. A parcel of canes trophies won in fencing matches, occupies a prominent wall spacer and a velvet plaque mount ed with pipes of all kinds from com mon clay, through cob and brlarwood to meerchaum, are souvenirs of gen* tlemen friends. All sorts of riding whips rise like cat tails from a large vase, a pair of oars marked "Isles of Shoals," are crossed over theJfCs1* and a genuine fish net is draper*'JsVf apiece of statuary. These common souvenirs of vacatiosTrfcwg_„ and tender recollections, but many of the girls vie with each other in collect ing oddities. One of them exhibits a tiny Japanese bowl filled with shining objects of ivory whiteness. "These are the first teeth of my friends' babies," she explains. Oue has a punch bowl half filled with clippings of hair. "From mustaches," she mysterious ly whispers. "From mustaches that have ventured dangerously near," the other girls say, "and sbe has a fancy for carrying some pretty gold scissors sheathed at her bolt." She herself deolares that she is col lecting hair for a hammock pillow on which to dream of what might have been. They do say that many an in cipient mustache has so suffered from those pretty gold scissors that tho wearer has had to shave and begin over again. It might not be safe to infer that the hirsute souvenirs wore surrendered gallantly as a tribute for a kiss. In the same room a silken banner with designs from tbe cigar boxes of the favorite brands of favored friends, fringed with cigar ribbons, makes an ornamental affair, and festoons of dance orders and german favors are prettily arranged about photographs. At the Stamp Window. He was a queer looking chap who peered in at tbe stamp window of the postoilice the other day and said to the man in attendance: "Bo you the postmaster?" "What do you want?"' "I want to know what letter stamps are selling at to-day." "Two cents." "Anything off when a man buys two or three?" ••No." "Couldn't throw in a cent stamps could you?' "Throw in nothing." "Thank you. Jos' thought I'd ask. I buy a good many in the courso of the year, and you could have my hull cus tom fyou'd do the fair thing." "The law doesn't permit any dis count." "There's where the law makes a mistake, for you'd sell more if you threw a Jittle something off for cash, or give, a chroma." Don't block up tho window, please." "If you had some stamps with tho gum stickum worn off that you could take less for, I could make 'em go with a little paste." "We have nothing of the sort here. How many—" "P'raps you've got 'em without tbe pictures. My gal Marier oan paint General Jackson's portrait so nat'ral that any Democrat would get up and squeal." "If you don't want to buy any stamps stand aside." "I might have bought 'em at the Corners, but being in Austin 1 thought I might get 'em cheaper. No stamp scalpers in the city that sell below reg ular rates?'' "I reckon not" HSU "P'haps there's another postoilice in town where they are selliu' off the old stock below cost to make room for anew stock of fall stamps of the latest designs, just imported. Sheriff sale, mebbe.or postmaster going out of bus iness and determined to sell the supply of stamps he has on hand at any sacri fice." "Well, that is a novel idea. Fellow tried to run the regular postoflice out of town, eh, and had to close put?'' "Exactly, Competition in every business, you know." "There's no competition in the post oflice business of Austin, you' find. Now order your stamps, if you want any, and vacate." "Well, then, boss, if I can't get no discount here's two cents give me a stamp jes' to try, and if it gives satis faction 111 recommend you to my uoigbbors." "Thank vcfa. We am to please. Good day." "Good day."—Texai Sflings. Held Bruin by a Hind Leg. A Brockwayville, Pa., letter in the Pittsburg 'limes is as follows: One of the most successful hunters East Jefferson is Darius Hetrick, who lives at "Blowtown," a settle ment at the headwaters of the North Fork in Polk township, consisting of a store, board mill and half a dozen houses. Hetrick is a typical specimen of a Jefferson county pioneer. He is good six feet high, and sinewy as a black smith. He has no spare flesh. Al though he has heard it thunder al yore of the steps to 1 most si enough tWortliingt| the mountJfiBb?"dr4 m, Writes il The old ohsjv gfcaj bears and kiU sort of sport is tg| wants to cage numbered amoi^!j animals nearly on the Alleghany Hetrick Is a bu3_ He killed his firstj years old. An old! with him is Tom occasion, two yearq quite plenty arot' and Mr. Hetrlckl about the hills nea distance, and coj boil in his pot "I got up in the wife to make me with me, for I ha should die that daj He hunted up his nahan, and they set fort^ was fresh in the snow followed. The bear wji taken. It was snugL big log. Hetrick gun at it. The Ui and it was in no dog ran up »c bear w«c not rn a humor' so it 80 rolled over on itfr back, 5j\nd with four feet in the air, it sent the dog out in the snowdrifts the first round. Then it crawled back 'under the log, and Hetrick, afraid his bear was about to escape him, having but an old single-barreled rifle, dropped his gun and rushed for his meat. He grabbed the rotreating bear by the hind leg and pulled. He did not have to pull long, for tho boar was willing to turn around to see who wanted him. The bear was no sooner out from under the log than Hetrick was in the condition of the darkey who wanted somebody to help him let go of a bear uuder slightly similar circumstances. Carnahan stood by laughing at the two flying about, and as he thought Hetrick was getting his hands full, Carnahan pulled up his gun and fired at bruin. In his alarm he missed the animal entirely. Tho situation was becoming decidedly uncomfortable when Carnahan, who bad a double barreled riflo, shot tho bear through the head. In telling of this affair, the old man thought they did a much greater act in selling tho bear for twenty-five dollars than they did in their reckless attempt to catch it alive by the hind leg. __ Behind the Eye. Nothing is seen until it Is separated from its surroundings. A man looks at the landscape but the tree standing in the middle of tho landscape he does not see until, for the instant at least ho singles it out as the object of vision. Two men walk the same road as far as the bystander can perceive they have before them the same sights but let tbem be questioned at the end of the journey, and it will appear that one man saw one set of ob jects and his companion another, and the more diverse the intellectual train ing and habits of the two travelers the greater will be tho discrepancy between the two reports. And what is true of any two men is equally true of any one man at two different times. To-day ho is in a dreamy, reflective mood—he has been reading Wordsworth, perhaps—and when he takes his afternoon saunter he looks at the busby hillside, or at the wayside cottage, or down into the loit ering brook, and he sees in them all such pictures as they never showed him before. Or he is in a-matter-of-fact mood, a kind of stock market frame of mind aud he looks at everything through economical spectacles—as if be had been set to appraise tho acres of meadow or wood land through which be passes. At another time he may have been reading some book or magazine article written by John Bur roughs and although he knows noth ing of birds, and can scarcely tell a crow from a robin (perhaps for this very reason), ho is certain to have tantalizing glimpses of some very strange and wonderful feathered speci mens. They must be rarities, at least, if not perfect novelties and likely enough, on getting home, he sits down and writos to Mr. Burroughs a letter full of gratitude and inquiry—the grati tude very pleasant to receive, we may presume^ and the inquiries quite im possible to answer. Somo men (not many, it is to be hoped) are specialists, and nothing else. They are absorbed in farming, or in shoemaking, in chemistry, or in Latin grammar, and have no thought for anything beyond or beside. Oth ers of us, while there may be two or three subject toward which we feel some special drawing, have neverthe ess a general interest in whatever concerns humanity. We are different men on different days. There is a cer tain part of the year, say from April to July, when I am an ornithologist for the time being, whenever I go out of doors, I have an eye for birds, and comparatively speaking, for nothing else. Then comes a season during which my walks all take on a botani cal complexion. I have had my turn at butterflies also for one or two sum mers I may be said to have seen little else but these winged blossoms of the air. I know, too, what it means to visit tho seashore, and scarcely to no tice tho breaking waves because of tbe shells scattered along the bcacb. In short, if I see one thing, I am of necessity blind, or half-blind, to all beside. There are several men in me, and not more than one or two of them are ever at tho window at once.— Atlantic Mon'lily. He Didn't Go Out. "What's tho name of this play?" asked a young lady of her escort at Albaugh's last night at the close of an act. "Siberia," he replied as be started to go out "Thanks," she said sarcastically, "I thought possibly it was Two-beeria." Then he didn't go oxiL—muhinglon Crliie. 4 g* io suspicion in regard arose and looke passengers and by his eye and manner maniac. Tne lady in the unaccompanied) became fright and rushed to about to jump out PI against the door I ma&Mi possible. ^worried 1 A look of horror was faces, and the question with "What will the madman do next? madman unarmed is alarming, but ft madman with an open knife is terrific. In the demoniac strength that comes to such a one he might make sad 4 havoc in that flying railway train, or -f ho might spring out of the door, as once or twice he attempted. It was ft question between retaining tho foam ing fury in our compauy or letting him dash his life out on tbe rocks. Also it might be a question between his life and the life of one or more in the train. Our own safety said, "Let him go." Our humanity said, "Keep him back from instant death," and humanity triumphed. The bell-rope reaching to the locomotive in English railway] trains is outside of the car and near, the roof and difficult to roach. I give! it two or three smart pulls but there was no slackening of speed. Another passenger repeated the at» tempt without getting any recognition. We might as well havo tried to stop ft whirlwind by pulling a boy's kitej string. When an English engineer starts his train he stops for nothing 1 short of a collision, aud the bell-rope on tbe outside edges of the car is only to make passengers feel comfortable at the idea that they can stop the train if they want to, and, as it is not once in a thousand times anyone is willing to risk his arm and reach out of the window long enough to work the rope,' the delusion is seldbm broken. To rid 'L ourselves of our dangerous associate seemed impossible. Then thore came a struggle as to which should hare supremacy of that car, right, reason, or dementia. The demoniac moved around the car as if it belonged to him and all the rest were Intruders. Thep he dropped in convulsions across this lap of one of the passengers. At this moment, when we thought the horror had climacterated, the, tragedy was intensified. We plunged into the midnight darkness of one of those long tunnels for which English railway travel is celebrated. Minutes seemsd hours. Can you imagine ft worse position than to be fastened in ft railway carriage, eight feet by six, in ft tunnel of complete darkness, with ft maniac? May the occurrence never be repeated! We knew not what moment he might dash upon us or what way. We waited for the light and waited while the hair lifted upon the scalp and the blood ran cold. When at last the light looked in through the windows we found the afflicted man lying help* lessly across one of the passengers. When the train halted it did not take us long after handing over the poor unfortunate for medical treatment to disembark and move into another car. •IHUsburg Dispatch. Decendants of Boyalty. The number of families in the Unit* ed States who can claim royal descent is so great that a book has lately been written on the subject The Plant* genets appear to have given rise to ft larger number of American families tban any other royal stock and Ed ward IIL is credited with half a dozen or so, including tbe families of Wash ington and Cadawalder. A King of Munster is answerable for a family of Carrols, and "the" King of North Wales for the Boyds, King. James V., of Scotland, has numerous represent** tives to-day in tbe states, including, it appears, tbe Potts family aud that of the Jeackles. Even Powhattan, King of Virginia, is made use of for herald ic purposes, and from him are descend-' ed the Murrays aud Randolphs and others. Negro descent from the many African Kings is not included, which seems like wilfully throwing away ft valuable and extensive source of royal pedigreo. Small Favors Thankfully Re- $ ceived. Snap actor: "I called, sir, to ask you to insert a line to the effect that I have just refused an offer of $500 ft week. Accommodating editor: "With pleasure. Is tbere anything else I can do for you, sir?" "That's all, unless you have a spare dime about you."—. Philadelphia Record. Hmband— "I'm feeling awfully queer this morning, my dearr" Wife—"Well, yon needn't be alarmed. It's because you are sober.—llotton Budget. |rhe «nt boy-cot—Cain's little bcd._jr« Jvrkfs& t. .te'-SS -ft? nl- I If 1} «&