The Wahpeton times. [volume], December 19, 1912, Image 7

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ids of tha
precocious
Bri^itnass personified
Johnny Pol*. Certain friends
family touUtr him rather pi
•—bat thai'* qui to another story. At
any rats, ho la tho prlda of hla fatlh
or'a hsart, and Palo, 8r, Invariably r»
fan to tho youngster aa a Angolan
.chip from the old block."
The other night little Johnny looked
«p from hla stool by the ftraslde, and
ejaculated the query:
"I'm a chip from the old block,
alnt I, father?"
Tea, my son, indeed yon are,"
came the proud reply.
"And, pa, you're the head of the
fambly, alnt youf asked the simple
little lad.
1 am." replied Pole.
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"Then," chuckled Johnny trium
phantly, "you must be a blockhead!"
But we will draw a kindly veil over
Ivhat followed.
Good Fellowship.
Good fellowship la aa old as mail.
It la one of the elemental thinga—
footed In man with good and evil,
lore and hate. Ita temples are wher
ever good men get together Its
ahrlnes and sanctuaries the hearts of
men More tlpui the impetuous, com­
.'X
Present of a
Imagine her expression of pleas
ed surprise if she should find a
brand new Singer sewing machine
in her sewing room on the morn
ing of Christmas day.
.* And her pleasure in this particu
lar present will continue everyday
and will increase more and more
as the years roll by and it proves
its real worth:
Bring us three dollars and we
will see that it is delivered prompt
ly according to your directions.
For the balance we will make
terms as low as two dollars per
month.
Singer Sewing Machine Co.
B. C. HESS, Sales Manager
WAHPETON, NORTH DAL
Oil* on Father.
®.i- *f-,yT
radeship of ycftttn, it is the settled
faith of men In men. Passing all
boundaries of nation, creed or
It asks only the open heart, the hon
est purpose, the cheerful countenance.
Its password Is the kindling eye, Its
Sledge the hearty hand—Its finest
messages are unspoken. It Is the
golden age made manliest Riles, re*
llglona, men and measures paaa—
good fellowship remains for It Is
eternal love of life, eternal faith, eter
nal charity and cheer.—Jamee Ed
ward Kehler.
.. Revelation,
The hero of this story Is a famous
dramatic anther. The plays he has
written have electrified thousands
upon thousands of people, and he has
mastered the art of making men and
women laugh or cry at his own sweet
wlU.
On one occasion a friend of his
found him at his desk working on a
new drama.
"So you are writing a new play?"
aaked the friend.
In reply the author confeaaed hla
aln.
"No," he aald. '1 am juat remem
bering one from all thoae I have seen
produoed. It's easier."—Popular Mag-
180,000
MMM to Prevent-Domestic Breezes
From Developing into Gales la
Utsst Pad Taken Up,
•A National League for (he Prom*,
tton of Domestic Happiness Is the lafc.
eat proposal* for Bngland. It has Dor
its promoters a few clergymen who
have been Impressed by the extraordi
nary number of couplea In their par
ishes who have obtained separation
orders from the magistrates becauiir
of domestic strife.
The Idea of the clerics Is that
magistrate* are too accommodating toi
applicants chafing under the matri
monial harness and If efforts were
made to subdue domestic breetes
they would mostly be prevented from
developing Into gales. So this league
Is to organize ministers of all denom
inations and kind Christians of both
sexes to act as peacemakers.
They will take their respective par
ishes under survey and in caaea of
houaehold atrlfe where the b°«b»^d
1* at fault the member of the league
most likely to Influence him will be
selected to Intervene and subsequent1
ly keep' aa eye on the culprit If the
wife Is the offender then some sym
pathetic woman will plead with hen.
Most enthusiastic workers among
the poor, especially In the north, call
these separation orders the "working
class equivalent to divorce,' the 1%%
tar being too expensive for them to
obtain.
The consequence Is they have
real freedom, and looseness of moral
Is the result
In
Sauce
-v
--r "T r- 'r
Industrial
contort
where both husband and wife ar
wage earners, this Is especially the
ease. Ladfeashlre alone has IS,000
people separated by law, but not free
to remarry.
SAYS OYSTERS SUFFER AGONY
Dr. Wiley Aeserte They Endure Ago
nlzlng Pain When Doused With
Tabasco Sauee.
"Oysters on the half shell suffer un.
told agony when eaten," said Dr. Har
vey Wiley, formerly Uncle 8am's purs
food expert, the other night, according
to a New York Herald' Washington
correspondent "Ninety per cent, ol
them when eaten are alive and kick
ing. They suffer the most excruciat
ing pains when you Jab them with a
fork and follow with a sprinkling ol
salt, pepper and tabasco aauce.
"It la true that they area very low
order of life, but aa.they eat and drink
they muat be live anlmala and have
feeling. Imagine aome monater com
ing to earth from Mara who thought
that we poor human belnga were very
aucculent moraela of food when eaten
alive. It would Indeed be a nice sen*
satlon to be poked full of holes and
covered with about six pounds of salt
"However, this will not deter ma
from Indulging In the delicious half
ahell habit. I am going to eat my
oyatera In auch a way aa to save them
pain—one Jab with a fork,
put
the
on quickly and then gobble It
"It's
a
good thing that they, cant
yell and Jump, for If this were so out
'dining rooms would be full of tragl«
moanlngs and shrieks. However, thle
would not be so bad, for we would
jthen have the alternative of oooUnj
jOtem."
NO LEGAL VERBIAGE THERE
Mary Newhard of Alfentown, Pa*,
Wrote Will In Her Own Homely
Wsy, and It Stands.
S. W. German, register of wills of
X«hlgh county, admitted to probate
the most remarkable will offered hera
In a century. It waa written by Marn
Newhard of Lauraya, who left several
hundred dollara In personal property^
It reads:
"I guess It Is about time I want mjn
things fixed after I am gone, because
have nobody to depend on except myj
slaters. I hope they see to thinga ana
do It In the way I want It done. It lsf
a great task, but It cannot be fixed
otherwise. They always helped mef
along. I want them to divide my'
clothea among them, becauae I have no
chidlren, ao they are neareat I hare]
a good lot of thinga that have to be:
Bold
for expenaea and then
1
guess It
will reach to bury me decently.
"Such thinga aa my big copper ket
tle and tuba, washing machine, sew
ing machine, watch, bedroom auit,
bureau, cheat, trunk, waiters (two nice
ones), caatera and other articles are to
be aold. There la also a atovenloe in
I Paid a Quarter for, and two big
to be
The North Dakota Kennel asso
ciation Is to give its fourth an
nual exhibition in Fargo January
lli 15 and, 16, during the week of
Uie Tri-state convention. Owners
of thoroughbred dogs in North
DMkota and other parts of the
northwest will have an opportuni
tjftlo show their pets in cones.
iPresident W. J. Gowie and Sec
tary C. E. Porritt announce that
there have been an* unusually
large number of inquiries regard
ing the show. They anticipate
the largest number of. entries in
the history af the association. A
judge of international reputation
has been secured to make the a
wards. There are forty special
cups offered by citizens of Moore
head and Fargo, in addition to the
cash prizes and ribbons for the
winners. The show is under the
A. K. C. rules and points by win
ners count on championships.
The premium list contains all de.
tailed information and will be fur
nished on application to the presl
dent or secretary at Fargo N. D.
MOTIOS TO OITIZtm
OP WAHPETON
No person or firm are author
ized to do any work of a plumb
ing nature or any work in con
nection with any water service
pipes without having first filed a
bond with the city auditor and
procured a license to do such
work. The firms authorized to
do such work are Connolly Bros.,
A. Hodel, H. B. Onstad and the
Wahpeton Hardware Go.
By Order City Council.
Send your consignments .of
grain and orders for future de
livery to the Wernli-Anderson
Co., either Minneapolis of Dulu
th for very best results. Harvey
O.: Brown, state .solicitor, Brins
made, N. D. Adv.
WHAT A WELL PLANNED
ROTATION WILL Do
If a well planned rotation is
carried out on the farm it will
accomplish the following enris.
1. It will keep the soil in a
high state of productivity.
2 It will prevent excessive
losses in dry years.
3. It will keep down weeds.
4. It will make it possible to
obtain a better distribution of the
farm labor.
.5 It will decrease the cost of
producing farm products.
6*. It will provide feed for suf
ficient livestock to materially in
crease the profits of the farm
productivity.
•THE ARRIVAL OF KITTY"
Loaded to the brim with fun
complications, this now famous
comedy will be seen at the Wah
peton opera house on Saturday,
December 21. It is full of musi
cal numbers and the dialogue
and repartee sparkles with wit
and humor. Hal Johnson heads
the company and as an imperson
ator of the fair sex he has no
equal. He is supported by a com
petent company who were espec
ially engaged for their own par
ticular line of work, consequently
a guaranteed performance is as
sured.
Headquarters For
Holiday Footwear
Slippers and shoes make acceptable gifts and
afford real pleasurable comfort to say nothing of
appreciation. Our stock is large
and complete and prices are
very reasonable. If you are in
doubt as to what to buy, pay a
visit to our popular shoe store,
it will pay in more ways than
one.
LAWRENCE SCHANHAAR
Breckinridge, Minnesota
0HUR0HE8 TO UNITE
The Methodist and Congrega
tional churches have entered into
an agreement whereby Rev. Sew
rey will preach to both congre
gations. During January the*feer
vices will be in the Congrega
tional church, the next month in
the M. E. church and so on alter
nately between the two churches.
The other organizations connec
ted with the churches will be in
dependent as in the past.
MONEY TO LOAN ON FARMS
I am in a position to make
loans on farms at a low rate of
interest and* give you the priv
ilege of paying off the mortga
ge on any interest paying day.
It would pay you well to have a
talk with me before placing a
loan on your farm.
LOUIS FLI6ELMAN,
Adv. Wahpeton, N. D.
I am making a special reduc
tion on Ladies', Misses' and Child
ren's coats. My stock of these
coats Is not large but there are
some good bargains while they
last. Children's fleece lined vests
and pants reduced from 88e to
19e each at MRS. JE. DUGAR'B.
Adv.
Four Famous Stage Beauties
look with horor on skin erup
tions, blotches, sores or pimples.
They don't have them nor will'any
one who uses Bucklin's Arnica
Salve. It glorifies the face. Ec
zema or salt rheum vanish before
it. It cures sore lips, chapped
hands, chilblains heals burns,
cuts and bruises. Unequalled for
piles. Only 25c at all druggists.
Adv.
When you think hotel, think
Beaufort Hotel, Minneapolis.
Choice rooms with private phone
75c to $1.00. Excellent rooms
with phone and bath $1.25 and
$1.50. 112 Third St., So. Op.
posite postofflce.
The Citizens National Bank
of Wahpeton, N. D.
Always in position to adminster to YOUR wants. If YOU desire a persona
or farm loan call on us and get our terms. No red tape in closing up farm loans.
Money paid over when you sign fhe papers and show title.
If you have surplus money put it to work with us. Pay your bills ^with
checks drawn on us, you will find it satisfactory. Let us look after your insurance,
and zest easy when you have a loss.
Protect your valuable papers against loss in one of our safety deposit boxes,
the cost is small.
E. R. GAMBLE, Pres. A. STERN, V-Pres. J. P. REEDER, Cash. S. H. MURRAY, A-Cash
ft*
DIRECTORS
DONALD WRIGHT P.J.McCUMBER O. A. LEACH FRANK EBERLEY
E.R. GAMBLE A. STERN J. P. REEDER
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