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THEY KIBP SILENT. Hi. Bale ef •iereev l» the K«y»J ne«(«b*ld. Os« •( the iP*a7 rule# hedging thos« *]to citer to Hie wanli and plpaiufes >f toyaltr la that a strict secredy shall t« maintained as to the aaylms and lofngs of their royal masters and mis trouts, says the Now York Herald. Many a secret lias gone to the grave in told owing to the conscientiousness H the hearer or seer, whe, bound by the oath of office, would rather die than divulge what the world is ever »a the qul vlve to learn. It Is said that when Miss Adeane, who Is now Mra Mallett, was appointed maid of honor in the queen’s household, she was visiting In a household where was a well-known man of letters and wit, •What a fine opportunity you will now hare to keep an Interesting diary,” h* •aid to her. Miss Adeane responded that, according to the queen’e condi tions, no one was allowed to keep a liary when at court But, disbeliev ing. the map laughingly repponded, “I think I sheuld keep a very secret one, all the same;” to which the futur« maid of honor courteously replied: "Then I am afraid you would not b« i maid of honor.” The term "maid ol honor” seems to have a wider slgnifi tance than is usually applied to it. II is to be not only a maid who Is hon ored by ber elevation to the member ihip in the royal household, but It li to be a maid who6o honor Is used In defense of her mistress by speech oi lllence. as may be required. Bctatr I* Blood Deep. Clean blood means a clean skin* Ho beauty without it. Cascareta, Candy Cathar tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im purities from the body. Begin to-day to banish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads, and that sickly bilious complexion by taking Cascareta,— beauty for ten cents. 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At »11 druggist* or by mall prepaid. *1 a boi; 3 boxes t&!*\ Booklet tree. Write Fuheka Chemical Co., La Croft**, Wi». Feathers wanted ~in* 4ny a3 Qu kl i' t do mitlozi <Uy of reo*n>t at hiirheat market^>ric^3 “vara * Math .Hal i htreet, St. Louie, JH*. W Barters ink Ha* radormnent of th« V. 8. OoTern me&t aiid all th* loading railroad.-!. DROPBYKS!SI» , |»j« *4 iMiewitb abil 10 day*’ tnumi frw. *r. a. a. tan * »«». »*■ k itt-u. a*. TALMAGE BERMOW. l IB I IF SYNOPSIS OF THi DIVINF'S SUN DAY OISCOURSL Subject: Capacity to Sleep—lt te the Poor Man’s Ulessiiig—WorJs ef Comfort For the Victims of Insemnla—Wakefulness a Means of Grace. [Copyright, Louis Kloptch, 1100.’ Washinotok, D. C.—ln this discourse Dr. Talmnge treats of a style of disorder not much discoursed upon and unfolds wliat mu9t be a consolation to many people; text, Psalms Ixxvlt., 4, “Thou boldest mlue eyes waking.” Bleep Is the vacation of the soul; it is the mind gone Into the playground of dreams; it is the relaxation of the muscles aud the solhco of the nerves; It Is the hu9h of ac tivities; It is the soft curtaining of the eyes; It is a trance of eight hours; it Is a calm ing of the pulses; It Is a breathing much slower, though far deeper; it Is a tempor ary oblivion of all carklng cares; it Is the doctor recognized by all schools of medi cine; it Is a divine narcotic; It 13 a com plete anaesthetic; It* is an angel of the night; It Is a great mercy of God for the human race. Lack of It puts patients on the rack of torture, or In the madhouse, or In the grave. O blessed sleep! No wonder the Bible makes much of it. Through sleep so sound that a surgical incision of the side of Adam did not waken him came the best temporal blessing ever afforded to man—wifely companionship. While in sleep ou a pillow of rock Jacob saw a ladder set up, with angels coming down and climbing. So “He giveth His beloved sleep,” soliloquized the psalmist. Solomon listens at the door of a tired workman and eulogizes his pillow by say ing, “The sleep of a laboring man is sweet.” Peter was calmly sleeping be tween the two constables that night be fore his expected assassination. Christ was n9leep in a boat on Galilee when tossed in the euroclydon. The annuncia tion was made to Joseph in sleep, and death Is described as only a sleep and the resurrection as a glorious wakening out of Bleep. On the other hand, Insomnia of sleep lessness is on old disorder spoken of again and again In the Bible. Ahasuerus suf fered from It, and we read, “In that night could not the king sleep.” Joseph Hall said of that ruler, “He that could com mand a hundred and seven and twenty provinces could not command sleep,” Nebuchadnezzar had insomnia, and the record Is, “His sleep brake from him.” Solomon describes this trouble and says, “Neither day nor night seeth he sleep with his eyes.” Asaph was its victim, for he complains in my text that his eyes are open at midnight, some mysterious power keeping the upper and lower lids from jolniDg, “Thou boldest mine eyes wak ing.” Of course there Is an uprlghteous sleep, as when Jonah, trying to escape from duty, slept In the sides of the ship while the Mediterranean was in wrath because of that prophetic passenger; as when Columbus in bis first voyage, exhausted from being up many nights, gave the ship Id charge of the steersman and the crew, who, leaving the management of the ves sel to boys, went to sleep and allowed the ship to strike on the sand banks of St. Thomas; as when the sentinel goes to sleep at his post, endangering the whole army; as when the sluggard, who accom plishes nothing the day before he went to sleep and will accomplish nothing the day after he wake 3, fills up Solomon’s picture of him as he yawns out, “A :>ttle sleep and a little slumber aud a little fc ldlng of the hands to sleep.” But sleep at the right lime and amid the right circumstances, can you imagine anything more blessed? [f sleep, according to sacred aud profane literature, is an emblem of death, the morning to all refreshed slumberers is a resurreotlon. ltemark the first: If you have escaped the insomnia spoken of in the text, thank God. Here and there one can command sleep, and It comes the minute he orders It and depnrts a$ the minute he wishes It to go, as Napoleon when he wrote: “Different affars are arranged in my bed as In draw ers. When I wish to interrupt one train of thought I close the drawer whloh contains that subject and open that which oontalns another. They do not mix together or in convenience me. I have nev.r been kept awake by an Involuntary preoccupation of mind. When I wish for repose I 9but up all the drawers, aud I am asleep. I have always slept when I wanted rest, and al most at will.” But I think In most cases we feel that sleep is not the result of a res olution, but a direct gift from God. You cannot purchase It, A great French finan cier cried out, “Alas, why Is there no sleep to be sold?” Remark the second: Consider among the worst crimes the robbery of ourselves or others of this mercy of slumber. Much ruluous doctrine has been inculcated on this subject. Thomas Moore gave poor ad vice when he sail, “The best way to lengthen our dajrs Is to steal a few hours from the Dlght.” We are told that, though they did their work at night. Copernicus lived to be seventy-three years of age, and Galilei seventy-eight years, and Herscbel eighty-four years. Yes, but the reason was they were all star hunters, and the only time for hunting stars Is at night. Prob ably they slept by day. Tho night was made for slumber. The worst lamp a stu dent can have Is “the midnight lamp.” Lord Brougham never passed more than four hours of the night abed, and J istinlan, after one hour of sleep, would rise from his couch. But you are n*iiher a Justinian nor a Lord Brougham. Let not the absurd apotheosis of early rising 'nduce you to the nbbrevlatlou of sleep. Get up when you are 9lept out unless circumstances compel otherwise. Have no alarm clock making its nerve tearing racket at 4 o’clock In the morning, unless special rea sons demand the forsaking of your pillow at that hour. Most of the theories about early rising we inherited from tlme9 when people retired at 8 or 9 o’olock In the even ing. Buch early retirement Is Impossible in our own times for those who are taking part lu the great activities of life. There Is no virtue in the mere act of early rising. It all depends upon what you do after you get up. It would bo better for the world If some people never wakened at all. Remark the third: AH those ought to be comforted who by overwork In right direc tions have come to Insomnia. In all occu pations and professions there nre times When a special draft Is made upon the ner vous energy. There are thousands of men and women who cannot sleep because they were Injured by overwork in some time of domestic or political or religious exigency. Mothers who, after taking a whole family of children through the disorders that are sure to strike the nursery, have been left physical wrecks, and one entire night of slumber U to them a rarity, if not an Im possibility. The attorney at law, who, through a loug trial lu poorly ventilated courtroom, has stood for week 9 battling for the rights of widows aud orphans or for the life of a client In who9e Innocence he is confident, though all the circum stances ure unfavorable. In his room he tries the case nil night long and every night when he would like to be slumbering. The physician, In time of epidemic, worn out in saving the lives of whole families and fail ing in his attempts to sleep at night be tween the janglings of his doorbell. The merchant who has experienced panics, when the banks went down and Wall street became a pandemonium aud there was a possibility that the next day be would be penuiless—that night with no more possi bility of gaining sleep than it such a bless ing bad never touched our planet. Remark tbe fourth: Insomnia is no sign of divine displeasure. Martin Luther had distressing insomnia aud wrote, “When I wake up lu the night, tbe devil immedi ately comes aud disputes with me and gives me strange thoughts uutil at last I grow enraged beyond endurance and give him 111 words.” That consecrated champion Advertise in this Paper and increase your Business. An Advertisement la a silent Canvasser wh# Is Always at Work in your interest. ( : or libcraJ rates apply to the publlcatioa office ef This Paper. of everything good, Dr. Stephen H. Tyng Sr., in his autobiography says that theonjj encouragement ho had to think ho would sleep at night was the fact that he bad to! slept the night before. Wakefulness may be an opportunity for prayer, opportunity for profitable reflec tion, opportunity for kindl'. •’g bright ex pectations of tbe world, where there Is no night and where slumber will have no uses. God thiniis just as much of you when you get but three or four hours of sleep as when at night you get eight or nine hours, Remark the fifth: Let all lnsomntsts know for their consolation that some people sleep more rapidly than others, as much in one hour as others do In two, and hence do not require as long a time In un consciousness. In a book ou the 9nbject of health years ago I saw thl9 tact stated by a celebrated medical scientist: Borne people do everything quick—they eat quick, they walk quick, they think quick, and of course they sleep quick. An express train cau go as far In thirty minutes as a way train In sixty minutes. People of rapid temperaments ought not to expect a whole night to do the work of recuperation which slow temperaments require. Instead of making It a matter of irritation and alarm be a Christian philosopher and set down this abbreviation of somnolence as a matter of temperament. Remark the sixth: The aged Insomnlsts should understand that It their eyes are held waking they do not require as much sleep as once they did. Solomon, who in knowledge was thousands of years ahead of his time In his wondrous description of old age, recognises this fact, He not only speaks of the difficulty of mastication on the part of the aged when he says, “The grinders cease because they are few,” and of the octogenarian’s caution In getting up a ladder or standing on a scaffolding, say ing, “They shall be afraid of that which Is high,” and speaks of the whiteness of the hair by comparing it to a tree that has white blossoms, saying, “The almond tree shall flourish,” and speaks of the spinal cord,which Is the color of silver, and which relaxes In old age, giving tbe tremor to the head, saying, “The silver cord be loosed.” But he says of the aged* “He shall rise up at tbe voice of the bird;” that Is about half past 4 lu the summer time, an appropriate hour for the bird to rise, for be goes to his nest or bough at half past 7 in the evening. But the human mechanism has been so arranged that after it has been running a good while a change takes place, and in stead of the almost perpetual sleep of the babe and the nine hours requisite in mid life six hours will do for the aged, and “he shall rise up at the voice of the bird.” Let all aged men and women remember that they have been permitted to do a great deal of sleeping In their time and that if they do not sleep so well now as they used to It is because they do not require so much sleep. Remark the seventh: Insomnia Is prob ably a warning that you had better mod erate your work. Most of those engaged in employments that pull on nerve and brain are tempted to omit necessary rest and sleeplessness calls a halt. Even their pleasuring turns to work. As Sir Jo3hua Reynolds, the great painter, taking a walk with a friend, met a sun browned peasant boy and said, “I must go home and deepen tbe coloring of my infant Hercules.” The suu browned boy suggested un Im provement In a great picture. By the time most people have reached midlife, if they have behaved well more doors of opportunity open be fore them than they ought to enter. Power to decline, power to say “No,” they should now cultivate. When a man Is determined to be useful and satan can not dissuade him from that course, the great deceiver induces him to overwork and in that way get rid of him. We have thermometers to tell the heat, aud barom eters to tell the air, and ometers hung In engine rooms to tell the pressure of steam, and ometers to gauge and measure almost everything. Would that some genius would Invent an ometer which, being hung around the ne:k and dropped over heart and lung, would by the pulsa tiou and respiration, tell whether ono is under too great pressure or might carry more. All brain workers would want such au ometer and want it right away. For the lack of It how many are dying and how many have died of overwork? A prominent financier who recently departed this life was an officer In over 100 financial aud oharltable Institutions. Thousands of editors, of lawyers, of physicians, of merchants, of clergymen, are now dying of overwork. Do not be in the board of directors of more than three banks and two trust companies and five life and fire Insurance establishments. Do not as pastor preach more than three ser mons a Sunday and superintend your own Sabbath-school and conduct a Bible class the same day. Do not edit a paper and write for three magazines aud go to tour public dinners where you will be called to make a speech more than four times a week. Do not go so deep In to the real estate business that before spring all the real estate you will really possess will be a piece of ground about six feet long and three feet wide. Your In somnia Is the voice of nature, the voice of God, saying, “Better slow usl” Stop that long, swift train, the wheels of which are taking fire from the velocity and smoking with the hot box. Do not burn tbe candle at both ends. Do not under too many burdens sweat like a camel trudging from Aleppo to Dauiasous. Do not commit sui cide. Remark the eighth: All the victims of Insomnia ought to be consoled with the fact that they will have a good, long sleep after a while. Sacred and profane litera ture again and again speak of that last sleep. God knew that the human race would be disposed to make a great ado about exit from this world, and so He In spires Job and David and Daniel and John and Paul to call that condition “sleep.” When at Bethany the brother who was the support of his sl9ter9 after their father and mother wore gone had himself expired, Christ cried out In regard to him, “He Is not dead, but sleepetb.” Cheer ing thought to all poor sleepers, for that will be a pleasant 9leep, in duced by no narcotic, disturbed by no frightful dream, interrupted by no harsh sound. Better than any sleep you ever took, O child of God, will be the last sleep. In your slumbers your home may be in vaded by burglars and your treasures car ried off, but while here and there, la one case out of millions, the resurrectionist may disturb the pillow of dust the last sleep Is almost sura to be kept from inva sion. There will be no burglary of the tomb. And It will be a refreshing sleep You have sometimes risen in the morning more weary than when you laid down at night, but wukiug from the sleep of which I speak the last fatigue, the last ache, the last worrlment, will be forever goue. Oh, what a refreshing sleep! So ray hearer, my reader, “Good night!” May God give you such sleep to-uight as is best for you, and If you wake too soon may Ho till your soul with reminiscences and expectations that will be better than slumber. Goodnight! Having in prayer, kneeling at the bedside, committed your self and all yours to the keeplug of the slumberlass God, fear nothing. The pestilence that walketh In darkness will not cross your doorstill, and you need not be afraid of evil tidings. Good night! May you have no such experience as Job had when ho said, "Thou scarest me with dreams and terrifies me through visions.” If you dream at all, may it be a vision of reunions and congratulations, and, waking, may you find some of them true. Good night! And when you come to the best sleep, the blissful sleep, theiast sleep, may you be able to turn aud say to all the cares and fatigues and bereuve ments nnd pangs of a lifetime. “Good night!” and your kindred, standing around vour illumined pidow, give you hopeful though sorrowful farewell as you move cut from their loving embrace into the bosom of a welcoming God. Good night! Good night! . - NOVEL ARTILLERY fRACTICE. Queer Training enil Queer Machinery Ueed by German Offleera at Jneterbog. The recent maneuvers at the Camp de Chalons presented an opportnnity to a considerable number of officers to follow closer the progress of the French artillery and to appreciate* the peerless qualities of the new guns. The actual field praetice executed un* der their eyes by the batteries facili tated observations which cannot fail to be of advantage in the general train ing. Bat it is to be regretted that the Cauip of Chalons is not supplied with greater resources in the matter of the establishment and mobilization of ma chines that serve as targets. In this respect France is inferior to the other powers which possess for their artillery schools ingenious contrivances whose utility cannot be questiond. The German firing ground at Juter bog in the heart of Prussia, just sixty kilometres from Pottsdam, leaves nothing to be desired from this point of view, if we are to believe the de tailed account of it which has just been published in the German milita ry papers. On the Polygon which covers about one square mile there are two establishments which work the movable targets. The depot con tains an enormous quantity of panels representing heads, Dusts, lines of in fantry, batteries of artillery, regi ments of cavalry all fixed ou trucks that run on rails at varied rates of speed. * By this means it is easy to present the different phases of a battle. The ground represents a village organized for defence. In ambush behind the walls and hedges are the infantry. On the side of the village lines of batter ies are in position. But the sharpnel and shells soon render the position of the enemy untennable, and lie resolres upon a counter attack. Detachments of infantry emerge from the wood and, taking advantage of the shelter afforded by the lay of the ground, ap proach to within 1500 or even 1000 metres. Then suddenly lines of skir mishers appear. The recoil of the pieces is limited by using tbe spade and rope brakes. Then the lines of the ene my’s infantry are swept by a murder ous fire. During these phases of the notion each battery fires from fifty to Bixty shots. Tbe enemy unable to stand against such a fire, falls back. Just then his cavalry comes up and sacrifices itself in au effort to turn the tide of the battle. The horsemen charge rapidly ou one of the flanks of their adversaries. The horses aud men are represented by pieces of cloth stiffened by wire and moved by steam. The battery of the wing thus attacked rapidly changes front and sendt masses of iron and lead into the # eue rny’s cavalry. The charge is repulsed, The battle is won, and the enemy sends a flag of truce. The bearer of the Hag is also a manikin fixed upon a truck. Nothing rema ns but to ex amine the results of the fire. Scat tered over the polygon there are ar mor-plated posts of observation with telephone connections with each oth er nnd with the firing battery. All these posts are occupied by officers and non-commissioned officers. All the German artillery officers, Bavariaii, Faxon, Wurtemburgian and Baden,are obliged to spend some time at Jueterbog. There they learn the fundamental principles of practical instruction which they propagate af terward in all the garrisons including even the most distant. In France there is no such establishment where instruction in firing is carried ou iu summer and in winter, in rain and snow* and always in conditions as closely as possible to actual warfare. But at Wallenstatt the Swiss army has a firing ground and training school for infantry and artillery which is a model. LAPLANDERS IN DISTRESS. They Have I.oet Many Reindeer and Have Become Very I’oor. Those famous nomads of north Europe, the Laplanders, have been unfortunate in recent years and the Norwegian press is calling attention to their sad condition. The news papers eveu say that unless something is done for the Laps or a fortnuate change occurs in their condition, they will dwindle away and finally disap pear, victims of the circumstances that have bereft them of the larger part of their reindeer, which have al ways formed their sole wealth. Not many years ago the average head of a family in Lapland owned at least a few score of reindeer, and some of the wealthiest men had 1000 to 2000 animals. The largest herds today do not contain over 800 reindeer and many Lapps who once owned hun dreds of deer do not now possess more than ten or twenty. This means dire poverty iu Lapland,for the deer is the sole capital of tbe country. To live iD comfort a family of five persons must sell or kill from thirty to fifty animals a year and this requires a herd of from 300 to 500 deer. But many fam ilies now do not own enongh deer tc keep them in food and clothing. A variety of causes has combined to decimate the herds. Fatal diseases have for some years been particularly prevalent. Then the area of pastur age has been diminishing because set tlers from the south have been invad ing Lapland. The new peasantry are not on tbe frieudliest terms with the Lapps, and when deer stray into theii enclosures they are shot. Beasts oi prey are also responsible for the dis appearance of many deer, and all these causes have combined to destroy the prosperity of the poor Lapps, who, from their point of view, were onev very well-to-do in the world. Big Ben’* Tone. Whatever complaints may be made against the tone of Big Ben, the fa mous Loudon clock, and masiciant say it is a terribly lad “E,” at anj rate, every one will acknowledge tha’ the clock in the House of Common! tpwer is a wondeifal timekeeper, no varying a second in Line all the year through. The me banism for setting in motion the massive hammer whicl brings ont the tone of Big fen’s sixteen-ton bell is very interesting. The striking machinery is driven l i weights of ab;.ut a ton an 1 a half which bang o:i a shaft 4 feet deep and it is arranged that after the chimes are ove • the hawme falls on the bij bell within one second of Green’.viol mean time. for Literary Work. 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In this :ase a small cylinder is attached to ihe machine, and a hammer head itrikes a mark on the revolving cylln ler as the men finish. Thus the exact josltlons of all the competitors can be »ld to a nicety. The same inventor lias originated an automatic Judging nachine for bicycle races. It consists if fine, light metal strips placel in a small trench about two Inches wide, which is sunk across the track at the Inlsb. During the last lap these strips, which are coated with enamel, aro placed in position by means of a lever, tnd the first wheel to cross receives Ive marks. In crossing, however, it lisplaces one of the strips, and the next wheel, therefore, only receives tour marks, the third three, and so on. Ldghtlove—At laet, dear Sophia, we are alone, and I can tell you that I lo Sophia—Ob, please, no—Mr. Lightlove, don’t tell me here. Light love—Why not? There are no witness es Sophia—'That’* lust it.—Chins. Hands and Limbs Covered with Blisters and Great Red Blotches. Scratched Until Almost Wild. Burned Like Fire. Sleep Impossible. CUTICURA Remedies Bring Speedy.-Relief and a Permanent Cure at a Cost of Only $2. I was a sufferer for eight years from that most distressing of all diseases. Eczema. I tried some of the best physicians in the country, but they did me little good. The palms of my hands were covered and would become inflamed; little white blisters at first would appear, then they would peel off, leaving a red, smooth surface which would burn like fire and itch; well, there is no name for it. On the inside of the upper part of both my limbs great red blotches, not unlike hives, would appear, and as soon as I became warm the burning and itching would begin. Night after night I would lie awake all night and scratch and almost go wild. I heard of CUTl cura Remedies, got them and gave them a thorough trial, and after a few applications I noticed the redness and inflammation disappear. Before I had used one box there was not a sign of Eczema left. I can truthfully assert that $2.00 worth of CUTICURA REMEDIES cured me. There has been no sign of its return anywhere upon niy body since I wrote you I was cured, nearly four years ago. Hardly a month passes but what I receive a letter or some one calls an wishes to know how I got cured, if I had Eczema bad, and 1 the cure has been permanent, etc., etc. I always take pleasure in enlightening them the best I can. JOHN D. PORTE, Pittsburg, March 1, iB99* Of John D. Porte & Co., Real Estate and Insurance, 428 Fourth Avenue, Pittsburg, Pa. The agonizing itching and burning of the skin, ss in eczema, the frightful t> as in psoriasis; the loss of hair and crusting of the scalp, as in scalled - * facial disfigurement, as in pimples and ringworm, the awful suffering of 10 . the anxiety of worn-out parents, as in milk crust, tetter, and salt rheum --al a remedy of almost superhuman virtues to successfully cope with them, d hst B.l—iw, .!» ik, Hud. pi— bttoul .11 ,o,„ Ko it.™— l ... '.* * ing them that is not justified by the strongest evidence. Tho purity and swee the power to afford immediate relief, the certainty of speedy and permanent absolute safety and great economy, have made them the standard skin car humor remedies of the civilized world. The treatment is simple, direct, agree < and economical, and is adapted to tho youngest infant as well as adults of * Ter 7 , Bathe the affected parts with hot water and Coticura Soap to cleanse the • of crusts and scales, and soften the thickened cuticle. Dry, without hard ni _» and apply Cuticura Ointment freely, to allay itching, irritation, and inflamm and soothe and heal, and lastly take Cuticura Rksolvknt to cool and blood. This sweet and wholesome treatment affords instant relief, pern.its sleep in the severest forms of eczema and other itching, burning, and of the skin, scalp, and blood, and points to a speedy, permanent, and e cure when all other remedies and even tho best physicians fail. 9V Tlt p, rrlc pgA Bkt, price $1.25; or, Ccttccra Soap, 25c., Cuticura Ointment, Wc.,y- Rksolvknt, 50c., sold throughout the world. " How to Cure Eczema, r Bole Props., Pottbr Drug and Chkm. Corp., Boston, Mass. MILLIONS OF MOTHERS Use Cuticuha Soap exclusively for baby’s skin, scalp, and hair. It Is notH proper sweetest, and most refreshing of nursery soaps, but it contains delicate ewo Si g au t!ff ties, obtained from Cuticura, the great skin cure, which preserve, purny. iou!l . For the skiu, scalp, and hair, and prevent slmpie skin blemishes from becoming [nits distressing heat rashes, chaflngp, inflammations, and eruptions, for crust’ i 1 tlons of the scalp, with dry, thin, and falling hair, for red, rough nanus, nails, and simple infantile humors, it is absolutely Indispensable. —• BUTTER & Cream SEPARATORS c» Cr ? < {l n **P* r *to r « are made of Aluminum Coatad to Ln I**' 1 **' Vparatora.or churna.ai» made of wood, thlp C.u.D. by on 10 dart o**-balf iba price la raiclttad * ltb ordar. blti icn sKpAKiroHi-Ko. ». i *aj. *t. No. 2. 10 gal.. M H.K S. 14 aril. *3. No. 4. 1» fll.. |TO.JO. _ , CRRA Si Kbj’AH A TORS. l«oJ cowl. ff. No. 2. 11 All., a to 3 OOW«, M. 2 «'lf Bto 4 OOwa,t7. K 0.4. 26 fal.. 4to 7 oow», 1* N® 5 -* 3 t*L7 to » 00wa.49.N0 *. 47»al ,10 to KoowiJlO Waatod. Send 2 cent atamp for Catalogue. Glll3Ml>.a i KWART MNO. CO..Glbaonla. Fa. Cut this out as It will not appear a**in. Hmluion dollar™^ I! Most talked of potato on aartb ' Our I Oataloa tells— ao also about Sal- A n SOT’S Earliest Six Weeks' Potato. U lArgost farm and vegetable seed ■ (Towers lo U.S. Potatoes, *1.20 and 0 >1 -_ s *nd this notice and 6c. ‘JOHN A.SAI 7fjß .SFFD g-l A CRIiSM Thcmosoa ; »ly» Wai*i A Busy Woman Is Ups. Plnkhern. iu. groat oorrespondanesL under her own vision. 3 Every woman on thin continent should unnll stand that sho oan wT. freely to Mrs. pffi about her physical on? ditlon because Mrs, PiJL* ham Is A woman and because Mrs. Pink ham never violates con. trJcnco and because sho knows moro about the Ills of women than any other person in this country, L y dja E. Plnkham’, Vegetable Compound has ourod a million sick wo men. Every neighbors hood, almost every family, contains women relieved of pain by this great medicine. BOOK ABESTS HASTEB.HSt tha grandest and fulMWtfbl # Pulpit Echoes OR LIVING TH FT".I[?,v's H Serrmii rl* *£( Contain. Mr. -V“‘‘“T’* 5? Tiu;U»g SW«. 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