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PHILIP
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Livery and Boarding
196 ami 198 IILWAUKEE AVENUE
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Tolophono 4883.
SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO ALL ORDERS.
Tolophono 9633.
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PAVING, GRADING, SEWERAGE, WATER-PIPE, ETC.
Rooms 6 and 7 Postoffice Building,
Fnrtv-second and Halsted Streets.
F. BARTHOLOMAE.
B. ROESING.
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BREWERY,
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Corner ol Twelfth and Brown Sts., Chicago.
FRANK LEDERER, Agent.
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Milwaukee, Wis.
OFFICE IN CHICAGO, Union and Erie Streets.
Tolopbouo N"o. 43S7.
BOTTLING DEPARTMENT, 29 West Ohio Street.
Telephone 4382.
HENRY LEEB, Manager.
SHERIDAN & MORANI),
-HOTTliKHS OF
J. Qberman Brewing Cu.'s Milwaukee
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1081 West Harrison Street.
far
iiif Servant-Hirl Business.
"Yes," admitted a comely little South
Side housewife, "this servant-girl bus
iness is going to turn my hair gray.
Three months ago I had a jewel of a
girl, a fine laundress, excellent cook,
and in other respects well qualified to
rill a matrons heart with joy. Well,
she left. For a COUpleof months 1 had
another girl who didn't do quite so well,
but who was good enough at a pinch.
She left me to get married, and since
then my life has been a burden. I dis
charged one girl for general incompe
tency and another for persistent use of
my face powder and my tooth brush.
Then a girl came who wouldn't stop in
the house because we didn't keep a car
riage, and another made me ache to
slap her by asking if I didn't wash the
dishes ever Sunday night and prepare
the breakfast every Monday morning
in order to give the 'help' a good Sun
day niaht off. Another girl refused to
stay because I instructed her to keep
the flies out of the kitchen. Flies
wouldn't hurt anybody, she said. Then,
only the other day. I had a spasm of
joy, for my star girl, the one I have
praised so, called and sai'd she would
like to come back. I could have hugged
and kissed her, but controlled my feel- I
ings and a day was fixed for her re
turn. I have just had a telegram say
ing she had changed her mind and
won't come, and I'm ready to cry about
it. I'e told toy husband that if this
sort of thing keeps on much longer I
shall either go crazy or to a boarding
house. And the worst, of it is, lie only
lauphs at mt" Chit ayo Journal.
WHY PAY RETAIL PRICES
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GROCERIES
WHEN VOI' CAN
BUY AT WHOLESALE?
II. R. WU & I'll
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Special Attention Paid to the Supplying of Private Families. Telephone 4163.
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CHICAGO
One Name Unloved.
Alfred (to Mormon) How many
w ives have VOd ?
Mormon Tw enty-six ; one lor every
letter of the alphabet.
Alfred Would you mind giving me
their names i
Mormon Not at all: Amy. Belinda,
Clara. Dollie, Elsie, Fanny, Gar trade,
Hattie, lima. Jennie, Kitty. Lulu,
Maiic. Nora. Olga, Polly. Qneenie,
Hose, Sally, Teresa, ITma, Tenia,
Wilhelmina, fedda and Zerline.
Alfred No X f
Mormon fee, one not living. My
Aral wife's name as antippe.
Epoch,
IHftd a l ife.
Solomon Isauekson Haf vo.t heard
the news, Hheoob, iksl I bal tafsd
dhose lites ..at' Ueiil.eii Cohen dhis
inoniiiiw alrettv '
Sen., mine frieiidt. how was dot'.'"
"He fell off de dock lllld couldn't
li llll. "
"I lid Noi s, humped III Mild hellllped
JOHN POWERS,
Wines, Liquors,
And CIGARS,
243 South Canal Street.
JOHN F. flF.MlN.
.TOSFPH D. CIIEMIX.
TROM s B It F.N AN .
CREMIN $c BRENAN,
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Real Estate, u
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112 Nrtori si,, ctr. ImHsh,
Room 10. Chicago.
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