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IW jffiir'i i vai sii iTrn virvtAK'iTT THE OHIOAQO BAGLB3 Is. I I I) h i ' f i. . I ' )1 ALWAYS The cnrnrt im'tloti o( the liour, Ami c iktiiI theme, no doubt, li not of liu' or iolltlc , Hut, "W 111 the coal holJ out?" Chlengo Itnord, Itvtimins to lie ocn: The boy who lias nu niipolutini'tit with tlio teacher nfter school Is iIIsiiiIsmhI. Boston Trntiscrliit. Ken n Isn't your wife nfraiil to drive that horse7 Stentu Not nt nil. lt' the iiconle he meets who are scared. Hartford Times. First Offlce Boy-It says "Our hero bow partook of ft frugal repast." What do, that mean? Second Offlce Boy Quick lunch. I'uck. Hushaud Why should you blame me because we were late to the theater? Wife You forget, dear, that you hup rled me up so. Puck. "Wobbles rides his bicycle In his flat now." "In his llntV "Yes; It's steam heated, nnd be has to scorch tip nnd down the hall to keep warm." Life. I went Into the theater, Hut lpft It with n nidi: The piny w ns lone, the Jokes were broad, The lints were very blwh. l'ick-Mc-L'p. "Do you think opals nro unlucky Y' Inquired the superstitious man. "Yes," wai the renlr. "My wife wnuts one, nnd It's troluB to cost mo 550." Wash luctoii Star. "Does your latest novel enjoy a large wleV" he Inquired. '"I don't know whether the novel does or not," replied the author, "but I do."-ChIcagoTime-Herald. ltural Teacher What current event of great Interest can you glvo mo tills morning Small Girl (eagerly) My ma has Just made twenty tumblers of Jol ly. Judge. Wlllle-It always In damp places where mushrooms grow, Isn't It. papa? I'apa-Yes, my boy. "Is that tho rea mm they look like umbrellas, papa?" SOUGHT by the Best People. FOUND in the Best Places. , FOR 56 YEARS 4 HALLET & DAVIS PIANOS- Have Been a Conspicuous Success, They are REMARKABLE for ORIGINALITY, BEAUTY and DURABILITY. Sold Only by the Makers, at Makers1 Prices. Visits of Inspection Solicited. Catalogues Mailed Free.' STQNW1T PIANOS t 8tandard of the World And the Best. ARE 80LD ONLY BY HALLET & DAVIS CO., 239-241 Wabash Avenue, Corner Jackson Street. LYON, POTTER &CO., 17, 19, 21 VAN BUBEN STREET, STEHCWAY HALL. Yonkers Htatesmau. "Did you ever get no mad that word failed your "Yes-ouce." "When was that" "Just otic-eighth of a sec ond after I called a prize-lighter a llar."-ChIcaeo Record. MudRc Oh, yes, wo had a real lively time. Klnimiins uud I. It cost us near ly 50. Wlekwlre-Yos. I saw Sim mons this morning, and ho told mo h pcnt $45. Indianapolis Journal. nmnp. Julie, let's K0 and have a friendship oyster stew together." "friendship oyster stew! What's thatV" "Why, you iay for mine, and I'll pay for yours." New York Journal. She And you say that you ha, never been In loveV He Never. I hav thought I was. soventy-llvo or eighty times ,but I always found out after ward that I wasn't. Somcrvlllo Journal. The subordinate Hero Is a letter from a young womnu wauling us to kIc soino of tho legends nbout the ori gin of tho fan. Tho Chief-Turn St over to the base-ball editor. I udlan npolls .Join mil. llimruT ling the lino may ho With cl lo folk od troopc rs, Hnih marcher proudly feels that ho Id the grnmlutt iu that pageantry; The rent are merely suikts. Washington Star. And Is sbo really tho trained singer he claims to be':" "lleyond a doubt fihe mnUng 'Comln' Through tho Uyo ... ...... ,!.,..!. on n K.ll wlmt It Is Willi- PU Willi " - out looking at the program."-Clncln-uatl Enquirer. I'lrst Doctor-Well, that's just like these actresses! Secoud Doctor-Wit U IsV I'lrst Doctor-Why, that Miss May Cupp won't let us look Into hur head with tho X ray until sho makes up her mind. Puck. ii,.n'i'ii nortIni! editor of till. paper doesn't know his business. II ray. here that that lightweight boxer weighed 118 pounds. Jones-Isu't that right Brown-No. Ho should uuy mild "tipped the scnles."-.Tudge. Couldn't Stand Alone.-"They tell ma Van Wither Is very weak since his last sickness." "He Is. I saw hlin on the utreet Just now nnd asked hlra for a fiver; but ho couldu't stntid n loan." Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. "Amy, my love, I wish wo lived In the good old days when a knight could tight for his lady love." "Why, George, dear, as for that, you haven't nsked papa's consent to our engagewcui hi yet, you know." Forget-Mo-Not. The Comedian (on tho defouslve)--But you know there are only seven real jokes In tho world, It Is said. The Sou-brette-I know; what puzzles mo Is that vou have never happened upou any of them.-Clnclnnatl Tilbunc. Nellie-1 don't see why Charley Dim pletou has suddeuly been so taken with Dot Thurston. How no you uccuuui for It? Jessie Oh, I believe sho was the ttrst one to notice that he was rais ing a mustache. Cleveland Leader. Sometimes," said Undo Kbeu, "do man dat pays huudu'hds ob iWltahs foh tings un decorations aln' ez much ob er patriot is do one dat goes quietly 'long an' pays Ms taxes an' serves on de jury wlfout klckln'."-Washington War. Arizona Al-Wal, what do you thluk or that? Here's Jim goln' an' glltlug married! Chloride Charley Wnl, that's tho way of the worldl Arizona Al Ulght enough; but look at this: "No Cards." That's what comes of mar rjln' Inter a pious family. Fuck. Tho whale spouted In triumph. "Nev er you mind!" shouted Jonah, vlndlc thely; "jou've given mo a good deal of trouble, I'll admit, but you Just wait till the latter-day theologians lacklo you!" With a hoarse chuckle l.f struck out over the sand dimes to ward Nineveh. New York Press. New England... T QUALITY THE HIGHEST. LPJCmslC TERMS THE EASIEST. J7 ICULlVr PRICE THE LOWEST. THE MOST POPULAR PIANO MADEDem onttrated by the fact that mora of them are told annually than of any other make. . . . New England... Pianos FIELDFLOWERS Ml VUmWm ISM WlfSSSSWSS WMfSSST Th mad fcMBttlut Aft Production of lb. etSh tuiy. "ASBMllsasthsMisssMljwtfsstsfMjt. EM.una im we otws "in," iw" " raffJUM." CMUlBSSMketkia pTtht ssost tulifuT ofthtsorai ot Buieac field. Mud omtlvllliMtrstcTby thtny-lveof tht world's grtstcst artists ss their contribution to lbs Mas Sracnt Fund. 1st tor lb srtl. cMtfttsUMS Us mi inua iih hw mi. -raster I7.M. Forms at book stores, or scat fee Child's Port Kaumtr. imblUbcd by tbs Cota Uttcc locrtattaftiDd lo build the Mpnuaeat Md to care for tbe family of the beloved poet. Eumbs Field MeausHStSMvialr Piiad, iM HtarM Sum, Cblcagt, IM. TO RENT AND FOR SALE ON EASY PAYMENTS. Livingston Warehouse aud Van Go INCORPORATED. Manufacturing the entire Piano enable! us to make terms and prices to meet the wants of all, and you pay ONLY ONE PROFIT in dealing direct with THE LARGEST MANUFACTURERS IN THE WORLD. It will pay you to call and investigate. New England Piano Co. Vagaries of Russian .Furies. Tlu most Ineivtlllilu stork1 nro told nt UtiHsInn Jurymen. Tims tlm fore pui n of it jury ilcdiitril ln would not Kiniil n nnnr fellow lo ih'IhoII liec'UUHii It ii.ii.ii.ninii t In, hln Mint liirviiiiin'sl lililliiliiy. Aiujlriri' Jury luul nurcoil up on n vordlct of.KUllty. wlu-ii llin i-liuii'i: Iii'IIk licpin tu rlwr. Tlii'y n-vlsi'il tholr veidlct lieiiillHf II liollilny llllil liCKIlll. A lnirlnr mi nllowoil to o frt'i bo-i-iiiini) Hie limn whom liu luul iiiIiIiimI luul vefUKcd to lend liiiu money. Tills. In tin opinion of tliu Jury, was n direct Incentive, to crime. Kgotlsm. "I don't soo why you should Insist Hint TIioiiiiis Is so cKotlstlenl. lluvi' you never noticed Hint IiihIcihI of uvowliiK I lint nnyililiiK Is so ho Is nlwuys nioil i'st i'IioukIi lo ny 'I think mf " "Tlllll Is IIOlhlllL' llllt Ills I'UOtlSIII. 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