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THE OHIOAQO BAGLB3
The cnrnrt im'tloti o( the liour,
Ami c iktiiI theme, no doubt,
li not of liu' or iolltlc ,
Hut, "W 111 the coal holJ out?"
Itvtimins to lie ocn: The boy who
lias nu niipolutini'tit with tlio teacher
nfter school Is iIIsiiiIsmhI. Boston
Ken n Isn't your wife nfraiil to drive
that horse7 Stentu Not nt nil. lt'
the iiconle he meets who are scared.
First Offlce Boy-It says "Our hero
bow partook of ft frugal repast." What
do, that mean? Second Offlce Boy
Quick lunch. I'uck.
Hushaud Why should you blame me
because we were late to the theater?
Wife You forget, dear, that you hup
rled me up so. Puck.
"Wobbles rides his bicycle In his flat
now." "In his llntV "Yes; It's steam
heated, nnd be has to scorch tip nnd
down the hall to keep warm." Life.
I went Into the theater,
Hut lpft It with n nidi:
The piny w ns lone, the Jokes were broad,
The lints were very blwh.
"Do you think opals nro unlucky Y'
Inquired the superstitious man. "Yes,"
wai the renlr. "My wife wnuts one,
nnd It's troluB to cost mo 550." Wash
"Does your latest novel enjoy a large
wleV" he Inquired. '"I don't know
whether the novel does or not," replied
the author, "but I do."-ChIcagoTime-Herald.
ltural Teacher What current event
of great Interest can you glvo mo tills
morning Small Girl (eagerly) My ma
has Just made twenty tumblers of Jol
Wlllle-It always In damp places
where mushrooms grow, Isn't It. papa?
I'apa-Yes, my boy. "Is that tho rea
mm they look like umbrellas, papa?"
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"Did you ever get no mad that word
failed your "Yes-ouce." "When
was that" "Just otic-eighth of a sec
ond after I called a prize-lighter a
MudRc Oh, yes, wo had a real lively
time. Klnimiins uud I. It cost us near
ly 50. Wlekwlre-Yos. I saw Sim
mons this morning, and ho told mo h
pcnt $45. Indianapolis Journal.
nmnp. Julie, let's K0 and have a
friendship oyster stew together."
"friendship oyster stew! What's thatV"
"Why, you iay for mine, and I'll pay
for yours." New York Journal.
She And you say that you ha,
never been In loveV He Never. I hav
thought I was. soventy-llvo or eighty
times ,but I always found out after
ward that I wasn't. Somcrvlllo Journal.
The subordinate Hero Is a letter
from a young womnu wauling us to
kIc soino of tho legends nbout the ori
gin of tho fan. Tho Chief-Turn St
over to the base-ball editor. I udlan
npolls .Join mil.
llimruT ling the lino may ho
With cl lo folk od troopc rs,
Hnih marcher proudly feels that ho
Id the grnmlutt iu that pageantry;
The rent are merely suikts.
And Is sbo really tho trained singer
he claims to be':" "lleyond a doubt
fihe mnUng 'Comln' Through tho Uyo
... ...... ,!.,..!. on n K.ll wlmt It Is Willi-
PU Willi " -
out looking at the program."-Clncln-uatl
I'lrst Doctor-Well, that's just like
these actresses! Secoud Doctor-Wit U
IsV I'lrst Doctor-Why, that Miss
May Cupp won't let us look Into hur
head with tho X ray until sho makes
up her mind. Puck.
ii,.n'i'ii nortIni! editor of till.
paper doesn't know his business. II
ray. here that that lightweight boxer
weighed 118 pounds. Jones-Isu't that
right Brown-No. Ho should uuy
mild "tipped the scnles."-.Tudge.
Couldn't Stand Alone.-"They tell ma
Van Wither Is very weak since his last
sickness." "He Is. I saw hlin on the
utreet Just now nnd asked hlra for a
fiver; but ho couldu't stntid n loan."
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
"Amy, my love, I wish wo lived In
the good old days when a knight could
tight for his lady love." "Why, George,
dear, as for that, you haven't nsked
papa's consent to our engagewcui hi
yet, you know." Forget-Mo-Not.
The Comedian (on tho defouslve)--But
you know there are only seven real
jokes In tho world, It Is said. The Sou-brette-I
know; what puzzles mo Is
that vou have never happened upou
any of them.-Clnclnnatl Tilbunc.
Nellie-1 don't see why Charley Dim
pletou has suddeuly been so taken with
Dot Thurston. How no you uccuuui
for It? Jessie Oh, I believe sho was
the ttrst one to notice that he was rais
ing a mustache. Cleveland Leader.
Sometimes," said Undo Kbeu, "do
man dat pays huudu'hds ob iWltahs foh
tings un decorations aln' ez much ob
er patriot is do one dat goes quietly
'long an' pays Ms taxes an' serves on
de jury wlfout klckln'."-Washington
Arizona Al-Wal, what do you thluk
or that? Here's Jim goln' an' glltlug
married! Chloride Charley Wnl, that's
tho way of the worldl Arizona Al
Ulght enough; but look at this: "No
Cards." That's what comes of mar
rjln' Inter a pious family. Fuck.
Tho whale spouted In triumph. "Nev
er you mind!" shouted Jonah, vlndlc
thely; "jou've given mo a good deal
of trouble, I'll admit, but you Just
wait till the latter-day theologians
lacklo you!" With a hoarse chuckle
l.f struck out over the sand dimes to
ward Nineveh. New York Press.
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Tlu most Ineivtlllilu stork1 nro told
nt UtiHsInn Jurymen. Tims tlm fore
pui n of it jury ilcdiitril ln would not
Kiniil n nnnr fellow lo ih'IhoII liec'UUHii It
ii.ii.ii.ninii t In, hln Mint liirviiiiin'sl
lililliiliiy. Aiujlriri' Jury luul nurcoil up
on n vordlct of.KUllty. wlu-ii llin i-liuii'i:
Iii'IIk licpin tu rlwr. Tlii'y n-vlsi'il tholr
veidlct lieiiillHf II liollilny llllil liCKIlll.
A lnirlnr mi nllowoil to o frt'i bo-i-iiiini)
Hie limn whom liu luul iiiIiIiimI
luul vefUKcd to lend liiiu money. Tills.
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Incentive, to crime.
"I don't soo why you should Insist
Hint TIioiiiiis Is so cKotlstlenl. lluvi' you
never noticed Hint IiihIcihI of uvowliiK
I lint nnyililiiK Is so ho Is nlwuys nioil
i'st i'IioukIi lo ny 'I think mf "
"Tlllll Is IIOlhlllL' llllt Ills I'UOtlSIII. Ill)
thluus Hint Ids siiylm; ho thinks so
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