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"How dreadful stout the general Is petting!" "Ye: lti't It fortunate? Otherwise he wouldn't be able to wear ull his medal." Punch. "1 can't see why they speak of tho wisdom of the serpent." "Well, you never heard of a serpent getting his leg pulled, did you':" Truth. Sin- Do you think I would marry a man who has no money V He Well, 1 didn't know but you w.ui;M to get married. Detroit Kiee l'tes. "Charley, why 1 Hint Ml Silly nl wnH dragging her poodle nror.r.d with lior't" "Iloeansu the pup in't break the chain." LMrolt Ft-jo Pre. "He your own Judge, Oliuinley, but ran you ulniw me one thing about MIs Richly that make her nttractlreV" "No. it's la the bank." Detroit Free Press. "Don't cry," he entreated. Then lio perceived that her handkerchief was ed:al with the most oxipiMto lace. "Don't wt'ep." he said, eornx-tlng Ului-elf.--Detroit Journal. "What tiecniue of t'.iat Samuels girl t'iti'. Potteisby was lllmui; with inrt mui)iuiV" "You mean the girl that 1'ottersby tliought h- was Hitting with? Mho married lilm." TIMI1M. MvGluiil I -an't understand wiry It Is that people joke ntiout tutors Ix-Ing half stan-cd. 8watty Why? MKJIn. Lis Just think how many rousts they Iti-t. Plilhidelphla North American. "1 am going to do something lu th literary lino which will take better than Scotch dialect." remarked Mr. Trochaut IVnu. "What is ItV "1 utu going to write a story In baby talk." Bazar. First littrphir Lord. Rill! dls adver tisement wouldn't fool nobody. Sec ond Rurglar Wot Is it? First Burglar Fifty dollars reward an' uo ques tion tiMt signed by a. woman. Leslie' Weekly. Alcthca Won't MIxk HenrlipiOH' bl cycle t-n be unhjue? TIm lllumliiatiou 1m to bo wholly furnlshcl by cycle lamps. Alberta 1 wonder how sho will manage to keep t'lutn lighted? l'uek. Con VIvlal Doctor, my wife suffers greatly from Insomnia. Physician In Homnla? How do you know? Con VIv lal Why, every time 1 come home at 1! or It o'clock lu tho morning, 1 alway Hud her whle-a wake! Puck. Mr. Park Pl.i:i What hospitable persons suburbanites are! They aro always Inviting n person out to stay over Sunday. Mr. Clllly grluily Yes; and then trying to sell their place to you before you leavo for the city. Puck. (Hbbs-IIow did BUffers cotno to hit you? Suoggs Oh, It was all on ac eouut of a trifling difference of opin ion between us. Olbb Difference of opinion? Hnoggs Yes; 1 thought he lied, and ho thought he didn't. Twin kles. Mrs. Liltlethot-How do you write your beautiful Scotch dialect stories, Mr. Scribbler? Is It very hard? Mr. Scribbler Not hard, btit trying-all you've got to do Is to htuff a hot po tato In your month and dlctato to a tl ve-dollar a week stenographer." Puck. A Painful Awakening. "Algernon, dear, how much did you pay tho preacher who married us? 1 want to enter It afi tuo nrci iicm m iwr miiiiij expense book." "(Ircnt Seott, Ksinei alda! I supposed your father had out tied that '."-Chicago Tribune. My denr, I am bitrprlu'd that you nhoiild iiwiiso mo of being Intoxicated last night. Did I not sit up an hour after 1 it home, Miiuklng anil rent tinr?" ahked he. "Yes, ami do you know what jou were dinoklug? It was one of my lmlr-curllng klds."-ClnclnnatI Commerclnl-Trlliune. RreakIelgh-Go(xl-by, MM Convent Pvu enjoyed chnttlttg with you o much. As n rule I can never talk to young glrLs." Sho (visibly pleased) Why? Do you generally unit .iieni too titupld? He Oh, no! On the contrary, they aro generally too Intellectual." And ho wondered why her rxpresion changed buddenly. I own 'topics. Pete," sahl Meandering Mike, "de bicycle Is a great t'lug." "I don't see whut It's done fur us," replied Ploddln. Pete. "It's annihilated tie arlstoeniey, dat's whut It's doue. Whenever wo gets n hand-out of old clothes, they're bicycle clothes, an' when wo goes up ter mako n call nt n fnrmltouse uoiio.iy can't tell from do looks of us tint wo ain't swells ilat got lost on a century run." SOUGHT by the Best People. FOUND in the Best Places. Ituiluc for Jhictors, Russian doctors nro hereafter tr. u-Mir. us a sIl'Ii that tlicv nro leL'allv qualified to practice, n little sstiak, or badge, a silver oval plate nn inca and n half long by nn Inch wide, on which la design of two Intertwined serpents. The object Is to Increase tho safely of the wearer In tho les civilized pail of the country. Nnthinir Fcrlniin. Dr. Hnde There's nothing serious the matter with Patsy, Mrs. Mulenhey. I think a little sonp and water will do hi in as much good as anything. Mrs. Mulcahey Yls, doctJier; nn' will Ol give it t' him befoor or ctlic-r Ui niAlts? Judge. FOR 56 YEARS HALLET Sl DAVIS PIANOS- Have Been a Conspicuous Success. They are BEMABKABU for ORIGINALITY, BEAUTY and DURABILITY, Sold Only by the Makers, at Makers Prices. Visits of Inspection Solicited, Catalogues Mailed Free, STEDiWAT PIANOS 8tandard of the World .And the Best.. ARE SOLD ONLY BY HALLET DAVIS CO., 239-241 Wabath Avenue, Corner Jackeon Street. LYON, POTTER & CO., 17, 19, 21 VAN BUBEN STREET, STEHCWAY HALL. New England.. Pianos QUALITY THE HIGHEST. TERMS THE EASIEST. PRICE THE LOWEST. THE MOST POPULAR PIANO MADE Dem onstrated by the fact that more of them are aokl annually than of any other make. . . . New England... Pianos TO RENT AND FOR SALE ON EASY PAYMENTS. J jT9Jr ") W 8 &1$MVWW I Mm WorkT3 8mm pmm, HELDFLOWERS . Tkc taotk btttitllut Ait Production ol be ca. tnrjr. "A Mali Utk t Ik. BMt frMraM r tof at irttarrt . U kfM ttn mm. ffteM't Mniff ." CooulM MlKtloa Ttte moit lMtiitltult1hpotiniot Kuctse PIcM. Hand MBtly tlltutretrd by. thlrtv-lve o( tht world' trcMMt artMU their cootributloB to h t Moo- ibcih runa. mn wr in mh tninmrni n ii. t.t trtlaM tbw kMk cmM Mt kar. kaw mi nd fwaM. Voraat. at book Umi. or urraaldoa remit of ft.io. Th.taveor7.riag to fc.ChtM'a Poet Laureate. publlak4 by the Com. anttt. to create a fund to build tM Monuiaent Mid lo cart tor the family of the beloved poet. CkgaM FltM Meavaitat SMrtalr Faid, in HtwMauMC ckiaamv ia , or aeot Manufacturing the entire Piano enablea us to make terms and prices to meet the wants of all, and you pay ONLY ONE PROFIT in dealing direct with THE LARGEST MANUFACTURERS IN THE WORLD. It will pay you to call and investigate. New England Piano Co. rAOTORIMl BOBTON. MAM. WAMROOMIl ' Ilnrtl to I'lcaac. The mm if u well-known Providence lawyer enine. Inline at tliu eml of lilx llrt term lu college exillllliK lu tile filet that Ito Ktnoil next to tin- head of IiIh ehiHj. Ills father wan less easily nat Islled. "Wliatl Nt'Nt to tho lionill" liu ox I'lalnietl. "Wlint ilo you mean, sir' I'd IIUi! to know what you think I send you to college for! Next to the head. Indeed! Humph! I'd like to know why you aren't nl the head, where you uuuht to In-!" Tint youiiK man wan naturally erest fallen, hut upon his return to coIIcko ho went ahoitt his work with such nmlil tlou that tho end of th term found him lu tlu eovt'liMl nluco. Ho wont homo vory iiroml Indeed. It wiih jjrt'at now. Tint lawyer eonloniiLutMl his son for a few moments In silence; thou with a shniK of Ids shoulders, 1m remarked: "At tho head of the class, ehV Humph! That's a line voinmuutary on lirown University!" Livingston Warehouse aDd Van Go INCORPORATED. Furniture and Pianos Moved in Padded Vans. STORAGE for Fine Furniture. Private Rooms with Keys. General Express Business. Busses and Sleighs for Parties. MAIN OFFICE: 235 WELLS STREET. - LONG DISTANCE 'PHONE HO. 711 IO. . IUMKER. O. W. ANDWWt. W.e.ANTIUUU rwEimiBl MONTGOMERY MAGNESIA SPRING WATER THE PUREST WATER KNOWN..... Furnished to Offices and Private Houses in Five-Gallon Jars at 50 Cents; Ten Gallon Cans at 75 Cents. Read What a Few Prominent People Say About It: Jim. '--J. 1M7. (It'iitli'iucn: 1 lmve iiM'il tin. .Muntunm. cry .Miiunesla Sprlntf Wuti-r fur wiino Mine, ami ioiibMit It pure unit liciiltlirul. II. II. SHAW. I'n-N. Anierleiia Trit niul HiinIiikh Hunk. .Inn. !.", 1S!iT. Icnlli'iiii'ii: I'ur nlmat a year I lnue Ii I iikIiiu tin' ilr.nlKciinery MakMieNlil spilnu- Water nn my laliln ami lliul It iMilliely MitlKfui'litrr. Vonrs truly. 1:. 11. SlIIIItMAN. Miikii.t la Cluuivery. Jan. 81. 1WI7. ;-j) t t-ii-ii : Thin lit to certify that 1 liae ni-il la lay family fur the iaI lliri-t. rur. for ilrlnkliin purimx'N ex. iliii-hi'ly. 3 our Miiatuoaa-ry .Mnunoxln Kprhnr Wati-r. I liovn iri"inmly iiMtl tin. wntt'r frnui W'auki'xlia, WIh iiihI citlicr plai'fi., hut I lliul Hut MoiilKiimcry Wilier far KiiiiiTlnr to any that I lin uxi'il, ami wii wnillil lint lie wlllimit It III our family fur ilrlnklni.' purposes tit any t'oxi. Your truly, V. A. WATKIXH. JU:i .Mli'lilcau iiv. Jan. I'l, IMiT. lii'iitli'iiit'ii; 1 liiio iikoiI jour .Mont coiucry .Miii:iii'kIii Hpilu Water hi my family for tint iiiiHt two years, ami tnkn ilciMiro In sujliii; that mi Iiiixi fuiiml. It puro iiml ih'lli'loiiH HprhiK Water, am) In I'M'ry way nallsfavlory. vourn truly, W.M. A. ri'l.M'.ll. I'ri'K. 1'aliuer, l'uller fo, .Ian. ., isn, I'eiilleuien: I have1 usi'il tlu Moutuolll. ery .MiiKiieshi Hprlni; Water for luoie tliuii ii J ear. mill nmilil nut ho wllllnu lu In without It. Yours wry truly, HAVII) gi'Kiri, Atlorney at Law, Jan. SI, 1807, lli-ar Sirs: I lm i ueil tlm Moiitu'ouii'ry .Mauui'sla SprliiK Water fur tlu past two cars nnil liaMMiluays fuiiml It uiost s.it Isfai'tory, ami will oriler it tliruimli your aueiicy. iit. w. ii. Ai.i.i'oitr. K Hiisli st, THE LOVEJOY CO., Props., Telephone Main 4614. 56 FIFTH AVE., CHICAGO. A f'lm Supply. Until qulto rewiitly, tho tlwnrfH of tliu .Sinliiiiiiins hnvi) nut known how to iniihi II ii-. On onu of tho ImIiiikIk of tliu .-irrhlpfhuto Ik iiii nctlvo volnmo, from whlfh they wt'io ncciistoincd fonnurly to ohtiiln fn-i.li Hiiiilh-H of ro nt Intor vn N. Spculnl L-.ii-illtloiiK for this pur. jkiM) wi-m not often ut-cc-xHiii-y, Iiiiih iiiiioli nn they liiiow how to keep Urn hunilnj,' In ih-cityi'il wood for nn Inilt-f Inlto length of time. Tho pcoplo of n vllltiKt'i wht-ii leaving nn ciieiiinpiiiont with tho Intention of ivtiirnliu; In n few lilt J rif l wui'l mau iiiti itti( wa.ti wi a inoro Hinohk-rliih' lof,'". At tho hiiiiioI time they would phu-o n lurce ImrnliiK lo or fnifot In ii Hheltered hpnt, wliero It would Hinoliler for n lout; while, m iih to I io i-iiHlly rt-klndleil when reipiln-d. Thin method of keeping (Iro In det-iiyed wood Ik still print Iced commonly by tho "I.lttlo XlKBt'i'8." XothliiK Intro dueed ly whlU-K Iiiih over excited their wonder ho inueli iih friction mutches, To pimlilfo Dm with such en no otrlmml struck them iih nt-timlly n KUperimturnl iiecompllHhmcut. I'tillmiiii xleeplhi; mid dlului; cars nro now lu iin on ull of the three rail lOiidK lu .South Africa. Geo. P. Bunker & Co., CITY HEADQUARTERS Wholesale and Retail Dealers In FINE CARRIAGES, TRAPS, BUGGIES, HARNESS, BICYCLES, ETC. 350-353 WABA8H AVENUE, CHICAGO. , . -v.i"'.' ' 'u Tel. Harrison 546. G. C. St. Clair, Manager. W W laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaW y L '" IBaaaaaaaaaaaaaaB 3L3C? IBBBaSS IBlaVBBBBBBBBL. BBHaJBBBBBaBBBBBaP XX a XbbbVvv SBBBBBESV4 -k l r iESUaamaaWS2cCh yk W aa A yvvC A x GEORGE G. USNKE, Dealer in All Kinds of COAL and WOOD a 604-608 Milwaukee Avenue. 'Pliono Weat 860. Z. R CARTER. J. B. CARTER. Z. R. CARTER S BRO.. Wholesale Dealers In Grain and Hay Halsted and 16th Street, TELEPHONE CANAI, 27. iUiili t , u Jimii-Jp. m jfotot i ..vmJ&WsciM-jw MMM4&mm!!JH451iteiJjl tvWa6WVgil'!a