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THE OHIOAGO EAGLE, SATURDAY, MAROH 14, 1008.
ft ,1 VMM. M. . PretMent MMMT ,MMM.My-TrM. i' f eiepkeae Yards StF GLOBE BREWING CO, BREWERS OF FINE BEER 41st Street an Unlsn Avenue, OHIOACMv RUDOLPH BRAND, President, Treasurer and General Manager United States Brewing Co. BREWERS OF FINE LAGER BEER TELEPHONES: Main Office, Central 3184 Barthotomae ft Lelcht Branch, North 216 Bottling Department, Humboldt 1083 Brand Branch, Humboldt 285 Bartholomae ft Rocslng Branch, Monroe 498 K. a. Schmidt Branch, North 409 JAMES II. MLDRETH, Prei. FRANK LEDERER, See. ERNEST HUMMEL, Treat. SOUTH CHICAGO BREWING COMPANY f FOOT OF ONE HUNDREDTH ST. Brewers of Lager Beer NATIONAL SKUAM H. Ph jacosp.iswl SUSTAV Telephone BREWING Cassl 314 Lincoln and 18th Streets. CHICAGO COMPANY SALVATOR RUN IKal AND BAVARIAN BEER. Brewed of the finest BARLEY MALT and HOPS, well aged. Are now ready for delivery in wood or glass. Please send orders through our agents or delivery men, by mail, or Telephone South 350. Bottling Department, TeJesbeae South 869. CONRAD SEIPP BREWING COMPANY. I LIFE'S LI T T L E I PLEASANTRIES iwr The Frarre, Ho sent (o hnr hli iliotoRrnplij 'Twns In a frnmu of sold, With butterflies niirt Ivy leaves Ami stnrry lilies scrolled. He went without elars n week And lunched on npplc pie Ami to and from Ills oftleo walked. The costly thhiB to bti. She thnnked him In a rhnrmlng note Tlint filled his soul with bliss, And then she took his picture out Oh, sly, deceitful miss! She put her own, In refinl pose, With open clonk ami fan, In tlint expensive frame and sent It to nnothrr mnn. Sllnna Irving, In the New York Press. WHY SHK ALLOWED HIM. It was close on midnight, and tho professional guest felt It was high time for him to stop playing. "Perhnps I'd better not play any more tonight," he said wearily. "I see you have near nclghbois, and they might bo annoyed," "You needn't mind them for a min ute," said his hostess earnestly. "We are perfectly Btirc they poisoned our cat. ami if they did nothing Is too bad for them." Youth's Companion. DBTBUMINATION. "How can you sleep so late In the morning?" "Just will power, mother." Life. ItAKINO UP TUB PAST. "Say. Hurroughs," said Markloy. "how about that $10 you've owed me since last year?" "Oh, come, old man," said Bur roughs, "why can't you let bygones be bygones?" Philadelphia Press, SHB'D HAVE TO SPEAK. "It Is Impossible." cried Mr. Xa get, flnnlly, "for us to live together and not cpiarrel." "Hut," snapped M.rs. Nagget. "It Is possible not to quarrel If neither of us speak," "Of course, but, ns I say. It's Im possible for us to live together and not quarrel." Catholic Standard and Times. RAISED THEM. "How much nro these chickens?" asked the lady in the market. "I sell them at 25 cents a pound," said the German marketman. "Do you raise them yourself?" "Oh, yah! They was 22 cents yea terday, nil .ready." Yonkers Statesman. THE PRESENT WAY. Captain Medico Whnt was that manoeuvre just now, Master Naviga tor? Navigator Please,' sir, they broke out her spinnaker. Cantaln Medico How careless of them! Let the spinnaker be put In splints Immediately. Baltimore Atner lean. KNEW HIS BUSINESS. Patient Doctor, do you think that people are occasionally burled alive? Doctor (reassuringly) It never ppens to my patients. Catholic Trib une. THE SUCCESSION OF PART8. The Old One In adopting a thcatrl ral career, you are entering a touchy and Jealous profession. Keep guard over you tongue. The New One Oh, I've found out that I'll have ample opportunity to think before I speak! Puck. THE EDITOR'S REGRET. Offlco Boy Tho editor says he's much obliged to you for allowing him to see your drawings, but much reprels he Is unablo to uso tbem, Fair Artist (eagerly) Did ho say that? Office Boy (truthfully) Well, not exactly. He Just said. "Take 'era nway. Pimple; they make mo sick." I-omlon Tattler. SHE'D HAVE TO ASK THEM. Bacon I ndvertlsed for a lost pock etbook and I just had a letter from the man who found It. Egbert You'ro lucky. "Hut I'm too busy to go and see the man who found It Just now." ' "Send your wife." "That wouldn't do. You see, la my advertisement I said: 'No que tlons asked.' "Yonkers Statesman. PROPER NAME FOR IT. The lawyer's pretty daughter and it young man were occupying chairs on tho veranda. i "H'h rather cool out here." said the fair maid. "I move that wo conclude the session In tho courtroom." The young man having seconded tho motion, they at ouco repaired to the front parlor. from PROGRESS OF SCIENCE. Fal" Patient I suffer greatly Insomnln. doctor. Doctor You should cat something lust before retiring. Fair Patient But you oneo told me never to eat anything before going to bed. Doctor Oh. that was a year ago, Science has made rapid strides since then. WAYSIDE NOTES. "I uster git a good deal of Junk from dat house, but don't no more." "De leddy must bo trlmmln' ho own hats," Washington Herald, NOT BXPKCTED OF HIM. "So yon want a Job, hoy? Woll, what did you do at your last place?" "I didn't do anything. I was the office boy." Judge. AN OLD. OLD CRY. "Shall we abolish tho thumb screw?" asked tho king. Some were in favor of so doing, others opposed the Idea. "It mleht hurt huslness." daeJarad the Utter, glancing timidly uncut. Si Ism m SsBJ Brevti By the Old Knjrllsh Process "Ye Olde Inn" ALE A light, sparkling, palatable beverage, which in Surity, richness, age and liealthfulness has no equal n draught everywhere ask for it. One dozen bottles delivered $1.50. Keeley Brewing: Company Brewers and Bottlers of Fine Beers, Ale and Porter TELEPHONE SOUTH 349 28th Street and Cottage drove Avenue, CHICAGO JOSEPH THEURER President P. H. PIET8CH Secretary and Treasurer CARL BUHL Vice President. LHE PETER SCHOENHOFEN BREWING CO. Ml Vaft'9Aa!BBBBj I MAIN OFFICE) Canalport Avenue and W. 18th St. TELEPHONE CANAL 9 IMaMBjBJBaajedteaejpjp-v W BottlinE Dipt.! 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