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BATVRDAY SEPT. 2. 1905.
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PBACTTCAi POTNTS POB BOT8
WITH AXBITIOS A2TD
OINTTJ&
Desertptlon of the -Mtv?r Dovetall"?
Drawera aa Xade axjd TJsed by
Cablnat Mafcere.
BY
M&klng h
fCc; J'i?rfc B n^wl**.]
in Fig ia ? ? rr i*
lllu-^trat J thcK-^? ai
' -at the )o4nt phows
a> mltered corner ^n'y !n aJ1. powt
N*ing
' . or edfea
of the work, |
and | ,a s?.
cuied with ai_
mlterel joir-.t vVfci cated
and requirfa tai m ita con
atrurtion to be u*e1 in practire aa a
Joint for g*?n-*Tsl work w? 111 ea
lt h*r r ol th* many
way* ;n whio. I ajr b
made. and also for fle hep of a
who may wiah to l * r
-nake thia dortrall the n!ee*e ta
he Jolned ar? Irat t, aa
ahown at A in V u 1 | .g ?
projection of \ iacb ln lenath. H
inch ln thickne--8 on the end of each
FIG
pleee, after which tn< are
mark^d out tr. -u*l way. aa
:i at 8 The ? -arked
on the two ou*sid< tenona, an 1 on the
two out i l muat tw
cut with . *-lan*ular
Une ln*t?ad of the ua ?al rl ht aJazK
All inaide morti^e* and t-?nena sr. cut
out at r.ght anglet to .oe in
the aame way as ' for the
drawer front. ef ld# ll >v?-tall, ahown
ln K;. B \k by Mi
lnch projection ?? ca~efu!
with a sharp ( ?na<> angle
aa the corner tenuus and n> n
Thls Ia lllurtrated ln 1
In the abov-p d^a r ption o*
all, the lerm ,*mlter~ may not he
uoderafoo.l by m::ny
A m:t-red f*orner ia a corner or Jcint
connection r>aV at an ang?e of 45
degrees aa ahown at A ln Klg. I
of the coaimoo Jolnt
<sll
pio rw
ahown at B, ln which wjod
of one of the piecee i.- I at C.
The m!tt.ei i r.* es
earv wh: n :. 1
ratiTe purpeees of all kioda. and alao
for pertnre aad gtaae framea. in which
caae th? ruol liug?after being aawed
to the mlter ang'e and nttcd?la called
wttb long afcadei wlre bra.'s from tne
two opaoeate aidea of the corner a.
BHstrated la Ptg. 10*. the two bradn
betng eo drr*<*c aa to paae wl
atrOrtaf eaeb. other
Wben graaa atrength and Hr.eae
are reqaired la a mttered oorner uaed
i for arty pnrpoae. the Jornt ahonld be
| doweled. aa ahown In the frame illus
I treted ln F?g 107. aad wbeu
la uaed for the aidea and ende of a
box R la cnatofnary to eut a small
rrr
331
i
grewe wtth a aaw to a depth of
an lncb into eech piece. aa shown
ln Pig
Thhs Rronvm. (ff. 9%w fcerf
?at riirbt antfiee tc the face of the mlter
a* ebowa ln th at A.
and la oever wtder thar,
by the atw need, vai
3K of an inoh. nc
the greetaet r ? -> cut
etoee to th*> ir.
aa ahown ln F1?
;- gToove | ar ot
called a ? la !n?erte-.
The grarn of the wood in the tonfrv
?mtnK ahviy* nin eroaawlae, or at
angk?a to the mlter. otherwlae it woulc
rpltt from eod to end tnd releaae tb?
two onnn- | ,ee? of the n,
To 121u?ra*' g tongue, to fls
in two grooves each a^ inch deep
woulci be i; luch long (lengthwlse ol
the gra:ni. and may tx> wldtr
of the joht. or it may be composed ol
aeveral diatlnct piecea.
Drawera.
Before teavln? the dov^tMl we
tO doaeribe and illuatrato th.* d*-awere
aa made tnd uaed by cab!r.et-makera
for tablea and caae work of all klnda
Such a drawer is ahown in F1*
and in thia caae the pie~e formlng the
front of tbe drawe: ..ches long
and ?*> lnchea v .
The si/c of this drawer from fronl
J.
'1-rrceT
r
A
BaeAr
9uU.
Sarf.
B. '
to hack b ength ot
the i tha
front la tho i>
drawer. v. n.m front
to hack n
drawer, ?o that o?ir drawer i?
11; iiR-hea long. 19 Inchea wlde
and 6 inchea de* . hope that
theee >na mey be remem
bered in ordee to prevt-r on ln
our futuro work.
The groove for the drawer bottom i3
always H inch up from the lower
edgea of the otooo and front, except ln
vtry amall drawera. an
It la % Iwh wlde and V4 inch deep,
while in the front it ia % inch deep.
The back of the drawer ia always ^4
inch below th- odgea of the
drawer aldea, aa ahown at A ln Flu.
llu. The drawer bottom la alwaya
made to tfMe into tho grooveo under
the lower edge of the drawer back ao
that tho hack will ln al) < aaea be 1
t&ch narower ihan the drawer front
At A ln Fig. 110 la ahown a croaa
tection cut throngh the drawer from
front to baok, ahowtng the relative
poaJUona of tha drawer front, back
and botton. and at B a eectloa cut
through the drawer lengihwiae from
ITQe to 118*. arfu ahowlng ffce li
aad the bottom. Tbe grain ot
wood in the drewar bottom ouet al
waya run Ung4hwl?e tfrom alde to
dde) of the drawer, wltbout rvgari f>
Ua alce or ehape, otherwlee it wou.d
ahrtuk out of tbe groovea in the
draw^r sidea. or if expande.'. ?
ture rt woukd preaa *o har
dr&wer ??idee as tr
poaltlon and blnd the drawer s:> firmly
ln ita caae that It could not be re
moved.
THE MAPLE SIRUP SUPPLY.
Gradually Growiag Smaller ? So:aa
Vaiuable Suggeationa for
Sugor Makera.
The demand for a geotrine ?o, 1
artlcle of maple sirup ia gr
greater each ycar, aad rt wlL
tini^ to gfow in the future becauae
the supply wjl! grow each
year. caused by the decline of map^e
The man who haa a nJce
thrtf? |
Farmer. bas something that will be
the eouroe of a.? inuch revenue for the
?
meth ^d and c
exeeution The time . - paat
when slipehod metboda wiU jro ln
making maple atrap, The man that
will micoeed in tl
muat adopt tip-to-date methoda. and
aboTe all els?e be stri, at al
waya and under a;i circumstanoaa
furni*hlns exactry wbat he rcpro
aent.- ?>e,
aucceg^fui sugar maker wiU ln
the futiir. - own prlvnte eua
? . and
aa maple sirup ia a lu\
?
makiux ?.
make a flithy,
dark it lt up tn
an unaUractK r. jt eeaaea to
be luxury. and we ar? led to
* rlee
ness. cleanrmeee aad autrkn^ea of
dlspatch aud riles that must ?
exe
we muet have a good augar
hoaae, a good aup; i
well
pelnt* and out; if metal.
paintvd on the outside, and at all
tlmee the veewla
thlntt
be k?>;
iter.
People uae.1 m maple
alrup to be pupo ntaat be dark ln
and have a at :>ut 1 am
glad tg say that thia 1s far from
?e every meana no**-:
make tt aa light tn coior anT ndtd in'
taate aa lt can be made. and
within ucr power to theae
thlnga. When -=ugar making oomee
we have our work arranged ao that
we can devot< '.nve lo it,
aap begtux r.
we are readj
hour we . . ;
nta we are addlng
to its ootar, and atrongneee to ;ta
flavor We make rt a ruke to
hauHng and ervaporatlng whenever
??'?> oontaln from a quart to
a haJf ?jall<;n. We ai.*> aid .-^ making
t ln oo*or hy evaj>oratlng lt aa
quk-kly aa poa#ible. and thia part of
the work 1 look after mywelf, *?
the automatlc fetnl ao that lt will
the weter in the evaporator Juat aa
ebalkrw aa U poaeibte to koep lt with
out burnlng.
Ry thia method we are enabled to
evaporate much more than if th??
water waa ke;>< ? tbe pana. l>e
cauae the ateam bi rm at the
bottom of the water. and if it la too
deep they burat before coniing to the
aurface and the work la to do over
agaln. while. on the other hand. if
lt la ahallow they come :rface
hefore bursting, the ateam escapea
and the evaporatlng goea on
rapldly We uae a sacchar
teat our alrup. and take it dn
from the evaporoator. welghlng eleven
pounda to the gallon. and flit
through feit or flannel to roniuve the
aillcia; put it tn attractive packagee
and asl direct to ?
only tl hOTe not been able
in th> :nake enough to aupply
all our or :
Red Halr m Hiatory.
There never haa been an important
revolT :i red
balred peraon in-tltnatel aad, ?f
not ta r. 'Neaxly
all the grea; reformer*i or foundera of
religlona had red hair; hiatory men
tloas that Mohammed waa a red-haired
man. Klng David waa rnddy. Louia
XIV waa a eandy-halred man with
many of the characteriacic pecurtariti.-.s
of the type. Cleopatra ia called *th?
red-haired Oreek.' Mary. Queen of
Soota. had red hair, and Prlnce Charlea
reeembied her in cok>ring. Lucreaia
Borglo look.4 in her portraita aomewhat
auburn. Queen Kllzabeth waa of de>
?? hleh will ^uit
both her admirer* und her detractora."
Impreased,
"Uacaa H??>kiah aaya college sto
denta areof sotue .:?*-. aiterall "
"Indeed! 1>: ;Nrough the ool
lege on a tour gattonT"
:ch hotol where
they ? odenta aa waitera"
cago Daily Newe.
Cause and Effect.
"Kxruse mo madan;." aaid the pollti
bobo, "but 1 crave your aaaiatance. The
lron bas entered my soul."
"Tnat," replie.l the lcy-hearted lady,
"ia douhUesx whjr you Jook ao rusay."
And ahe ala: olum
>ua DiapaKh
9 B?na.t.ve.
Wife~I had to dlacharg* the cook to*
day.
Huaban ?'.
"She go:
'Tender-l. ..?1
she actually refuaed to
boat the egga or whip the cream."?
Coooeil's
Not to Be Loat.
He?I thrmght they werets't golng to
bo married unfll tbe autumn?
8he? Yea; but they changed thelr
mlnda su idenly and were nnited yee
terday. You happened to
hear of a goo? sorvant out of a place.
and they wantel to oaouo her.?Caa
BEES ON A CITY ROOF.
Btory of a Coceeerfally Condnetad
Aplary in th# Heart of the
City of Boaton.
How many peopto ?tnow that there
; la an extenatve bee far:n on the roof
! of a four-atory man uf acturing bulld
ing in the very heart of the city of
Boetoc?
Thia ta the caae, ho-vevec. and no
toea than 50 cok>nie6 were in uae1
"when the aplary was vis.ted a few
daya ago hy a repreW. ntative of the
Boaton Gk>be.
The owner of the beea la Mr. P. H.
Parmer. and the aplary la attuated on
the roof of hia bvlldW. on Frieni
< Mr Farmer la an ?ntbualaaUc
bee-keeper, and haa another aplary on
hia farm at Littletoc
Farmer faeda fcVs beea oc rrogar
whlch ia prepared for them ln the
form of a sirup
Tho roof of Mr. Farmer's eetab
liahment la covered with btve* of dif
BOS'PON R<> AFIART
? charac: 1 that
beea make a fairly strongo.
and at this rate tn< 30 hivea in thia
?
The hurrylng rowde on F
Btreet kiiow nothin -rreat army
of tho?w? btt: .eecta aaillng
through the air ma-y faet abcw.
Man m are uaed by
K?ep them in
tbelr
plant biosaoms, whlch
tbe beea acco*. carryiug pol?
len fn another.
?ablee will not
?
ln thia manner. 1
iee ts j unwiuingly,
however. The bees <?ek the hloaaoma
arch of Bettar and pollen for
tbelr own uae.
'wo atoxn
acha. T ?
from a bloasom goea lnto tbe tirst
stomach, and la there partly trana
.oney What la needed
for immediate ? to auatain
the 1. ? paaaea on to
the m and i? takes lnto
The reet ia glven up and
packed away in .- of the houey
comb.
Tbe pollen la in little
baaketa attached t > the Iega of the
beea, and ln fly; flowar to
of fhia pollen ia apllled
from the baaketa aad fhe work of
llxation ia accompllahed.
It ia well nndc I oov that the
teea do all the vork of honey
gatherinK. Tbare are odty a few hun
dred dronea or male beea to a hive.
and at tbt rhe seaaon they are
driven out to die, only the worklng
beea and queetia remalalng througb
the wlnter.
In tr.e aprins the queen begina to
lay eggs at a wonderfnl rate. aome
timea produolng aeveral tlmetf her
own weight ln eggs in a single day.
She haa the power of laying aaa
female egga at will and keepa them
aeparate. The idea that the queen
dlrect-i all the activltlee of the hiw1
and ru'es tbe oolony with an Iron
hand. to apeak flgurailvely, ia or
roneoua.
The q- >,,t a ruler; ahe la
aimply an ege iayer, but aa ahe laya
all tl- r the oolony it ia necee
aary that in the beat ot
condltion. and for that reason the
other be?- bor with great con
aideratlon. feed her, coddle her and
make her ttfi a.- oaay aa poeslble
There is a widespread belief that
1 and that
even r - are artiflclal-in fact.
atatementa to thia effect are frequent
ly aeen ln prlnt. Aa a matter of fact.
auch a thing aa an artiflclal comb
ia never eold, for tbe reaaon that no
auch comb has ever been inventcd that
the beea wi'.l rnake oae of.
It ia a oomrcon practice to place
ready-ma i :ations ln the hlve
for the l>eea to flll with honey, but they
invariably are made from pure beea
ie ln the firat
y>eea work it over care
fuiiy h toea fmtof tho eallo with
honey.
FOWt HINTS.
hena la llkely to make
them qaarrel *>rrj*.
Wh- ? -ial ln tbe neata la
changed. the ,id atuff had beet be
burned.
Look OQ* for lice and get after them
promptly and > igoroualy. They multi
ply very faet theae varm daya and
nigbts. make ltfe a burden for the
poultry. cnt : wn the egg yield and
retard the gr >wth aicka.
Sxaoke em iarm and iloma
Solved It.
"Womaa," saJd the very young man,
prarulaxly. "i? a aaare and a delu
?"Which may aocouat for the fact "
breathed the gUrl mean:ngly, "why saa:
are ao prome to hug their deluaioaa."?
Qevaland Leader.
Korah'a Irapreaslon.
Mra. McJonea (looking at caller'i
card)?"Mr. Kleeae-G&wn." I wonder
what he wanta!
Norah?lb , aked f'r yoa. menv but
I think he'a wantin' Mlaa Eaniereida.?
Cfcicago Trlhuna.
SnJightenuent.
Crewford- Your aon doeant aeem tc
be v?
olu Roekaey?Pcrhapa tt'a better ao.
He mlght gr. w up to deapiea the way I
made mr m;iney.?T
TO AVOID CETTJNG STUNO.
ftoma Hlnta aa to the Proper and Saia
Way of Handllngr tha i
Buay Bee.
A gr-at many people are atocg
ihrough th<?ir >wn carelesaneoa. I ofteu ?
have aeen beekter^ra while I waaahow. '
ing iheni beea. atand directly ln front of
the hivea, and l t aeem to tblnk
they were dolng ar.ything wrong tlll the '
???? remi: | that they were ln
the way i ing them,
aaya a oorresiondent iu Farmer %**d
Breeder. If you want to obeerve the
beea, alwaya atand directly behind the !
hive. then you aeldom get atung in at- !
tempting to open the hlve, Thia ia on- j
noeeeeary. for ff you go gently and looa-!
en the oove?- without Jarring the hrvea,
or lta tnxnatee you w?U aeldom earer get!
afin*. I
It ls alwaya best to bave a Hghted
amoker with you when openlng htvea,!
bvt the uae of too much amoke often j
aakes beea ating. Of cooree, where'
there haa been robblng golng on ln the.
yard amoke ia neceeeary, for tbeae rob-'
bera will pounoe onto the bees juat aa
acon aa you rai- r. and ln tlmea
11 ke thia you had tetter poetpone open- j
ln* tho hiva r 111 robbing haa aubeided, |
Then. again. I oottea that very manyj
people hold comba too near their facea. I
Thia la had policy. Alwaya hcrtd the!
comb abov? >>r Ootow your breath, for lt.
you breathe on them they get anary at!
09|ea. Then, agaln. when you 11ft out a'
oomb alwaya be oareful not to cruah auy '
bea. for lf you do it will rauae them to!
ating you rlght away. Some bee keep
era uae a wet towel and lay over the
framee of a hlre when they want I
amlne ihe framee. Thia ls effectual ln
*; them from tho top bara of tha
frazne - k out when yon take !t!
off. Th*>y are ; flght. and
the ohancea are you will get atung before '
you cloae the
Some people always get stung when'
near bee?. Thls ia througt the soent of
their i>.Klie?. v bees are qalck
to dlaooTf-r Their sense of ani
ables them to dtstingulah any d)
scent and what l* m iklcgthey
.' with a Htlna. Then axaln beea
aeem to ? ? ? ;>eraon
itwlllrouaethe
anger ? a, Thetr siKht la rtry
f chickena
runnfhg anu.iui the Peehivea. aome
loeft, and the white onea
oan stay anywhere arouod th*. entran
oea, but the hlaok onea are aoon drlven
away by the J<e-a Again, sonie ck*thing
Irritatea the beea worse than othere.
Anyihln? that haa a KMOja surfaoe will
a.'itrry I have
many tlmea had pe. , a> croea
their beea were. aaylnn they ating them
throuKh a h?a\y Puckakln glovo. Now
itiiiv. ' ry worat to uae
among bees. The olled v isthe
Diceast u are afraid of
getting your handa atung.
DOUBLE POULTRY HOUSE.
The Advantage V?*hieh Such an A?
rangement Offers Over the
Single Houm.
There ia more or leaa demand for
double poultry hotMea or thoae bullt on
such a plan that th?*y may be extended
lt( ly Thoae wautinK such a
plan will And aomethlng wbich will
doubtleaa be auggeetlve ln the aecom
panylng plan. The aheda are ahown at
both eo<Jj and the rooatlng rooma ln
Q
3
2
Nl
x
B B
gkoi n u n..\>
the middie. This plan permits of any
Diunber of auch houiee witl
The 8cratching aheda are ahown at
A; rooattag peaa ai B; a, laadioortetfca
acratchinK ahed, b. a dOOf *rom the'
acratohing ahed Mal ing pen; I
C wlndow; d, oflaet for drln'tlng vea-j
aela; e. rooat; f. sn'.all do<ir into yard;
g, gate Into yard. T
double yard of tMa J;lnd. explaii
Prairle Farmer. ls that crops may be
grovn tn one while the other yard ia
being pastured down.
Palnt the Intertor Of the henbouae
with Portland cemeot and sklra milk.
ftUlng ail cracka U it will
help check the rr.i
A? hen la an everlaatlng eater. She
paya weli for good feed. For poor,
acanty feed she pay* nothiag?W.
W M.
How the Cooineae Siarted.
Reggy?l wondah what makea Mrs
Fewcaah She
awaka me to walk on the aveivooevery
day now.
Percy?It'a your face that doea lt,
deah boy.
Reggy?Do you weally think ao?
Percy?No doubt about lt, bah Jove!
It'e the faahion to be attended by a bull
pup, ye know, and aoe cawn't afford the
real artlcle. don't ye see?~Chicagu Suu.
,THE CARE OF THE TEETH.
Children Should Be Taught the Nlca
tiea of the Toilet from Their
Earlieat Years.
-
Children should be taught to uae a
tootfcbru3h a^d sonoe good oectrtflce
and eapecially be
fore golng to b*d at night. There are
few thins- "Tensiire to the slgbt
than a foul. nt-Kl*. fc, and few
things eai If proptr care
ia glven the teeth. Oue of the cheapeat
and moat effective dentriflcea i*
mon tabie aalt. diaaolved in a ltttl
ter, and If uaed with a g-od brush regu
larly. very \.llbe needed.
There are many toothsoapaon the mar
ket. at reaaonable prlcee, and many
of them are very gDOd, but often they
are harruful. and it ia aa weli to make
one'a own dentrlfli ? gunia are
tender and inciined to bleed eaail:
lect a brush adapted to tlieir tender
oondition. an<! cive them ex
ceesive frictioc Y ur dentiat will tell
for hardenicg the
larming them. A great
many annot uae a hard brush.
0th soap U madeof pre
pared chalk aix parta and good, pure
aoap. thor
d pmrsio*
atone. cuttle-fish and similar aub
?taseea are aot readily aoluble in the
mouth. hi. re harm than
good.'i ' -heddown
ward : .per teeth
?h sudea on the low
?r teeth. aad reU rinsed
with a almple aolution and
powdered ' vaterand tabl.
A bit i\ flosa. should
be run betw^ru the ^pth in or<:er to
remore any dt^osit which haa eacaped
the brush.
If childreo wen tauurht theae little
r ? irlleat
yeara. the habit would become flxed.
and they would not thlck they could
neglect thia important duty ol cleanll.
of the mouth.
For Neck and Sbouldera.
Phyaleal c-.il ^H fl?.
rek>p the mueele*. Ba'hing with cold
water lnto whlch a lltt. :, haa
been drop ^ at the aame time
-uulate.
No Appar?nt Danger.
*"MI ralda may I ask if yrwn
*a object lo my coming to eet
you?"
'Why. v.r Baahk .ne ao ael
dom : nk they know any
thing abaa(
uer after that?Chicagc
Tribune.
A Remembered Correction.
auaa, my leg hurts," complalned
a llttle virl.
"Don't aay le^. dear," corr<
mamma; "aay llmh."
Two daya 1:. girl wenl
r mamma and sald. "Mamma. m>
limb hurts vhara my leg uaed to be.*,
?Judge.
Waa Looking for It
?
8? Ul
<-n a ?uy
Rnl>- ruith hia euy
;> aa bl? aa ? bu
HER OBJECTION.
She?How dare you attempt to klat
m?\ >:vn I see that mlrroi
there. placed s.> that they can aee ua in
the next room!?Ally Sloper
Oalookere.
8cm* men *l;i> -orworfc
8>em to ln
Ia quII their t'.ma
In n.. . .; ii.
Begtnning Early.
Vlaitor (admiring the new baby)?
;.o vvry iinase of hls fa:
V.i 1 act.-; just ltke'
him, tco.
. an; he keeps me ':r.
nearly every night.?Cinclnnat.
qulrer.
One Woman'a Wiadom.
"AJoo!" *roaned the ils^duraged hua
band. "1 am u .... and
isn't a tl. on to eat,
What are v.
',. I know!" exclalmed his wlfe,
who had a
"We'll take ln boarder.j."?Chicago
Newa
Why Ee Inaiated.
"But why does he wlah you to appoai
(horua?"
I saya he cannot afford to buy any
iea for the pie o "
.at BOl io ,1?, artto it?"
? says he ia -hort on kv.g dreoooi
an ! iUca on ohofft droe*M.M<
Poei.
At the Play.
? finds out dot
tg to her
ahe ia ao gouhheensb.ua dot she glfs lt
all aa.
Iaaaca?Vot a plty ahe couldn't gom
liae uiit her gunacieuce for :
cendia on
What She'd Do
Misa Screacher (who la ambltloua)?
Now, what oouree would you puraue
if you had a vokse ltke mine?
Miaa Peppur (who la critlcal)?WelV
dear. I'd try to be resigned and make1
the best of thinga, I th.nk? Clevciand
Leader.
Handy Xnowledge.
Oirroll?Hello, oid man. Do yon hare
mnefc trouble giving your tainted money
eway?
Beafwad?Yea; I have to uae aecret
methoda.
Oilroll?Sodol However. there'sone
thtng tbat's fortunatc for ua both.
Beefwad?Whefa that?
Ollroll?We learr-e* a thlng or two
about aecret methoda in accumulating
the dern atuft?Cbksago Sun.
Deeollete.
*"How doea It happen that Haxdt rab
bte Im broke all the tinv
"People aay that hia wife puts every
thlng on her own back."
'That's a miatake. though ahe may put
it all ln her traln; I aaw her at the ball
laat night and her back waa practlcally
bares but ?t* had a traln two or three
yard* Iock ?- liouaton Poa't.
Married Life,
Nordy?? 1 i man. yon look
Butta?Yes: ny wife"a away for the
Ittffli:
y dog! Mlne isn't?
JournaL
A Tru* Poct.
IV*e<V th* ??.?. nlcht-atrslnc cat!
with aho
r a* that
DIFFEEENCE.
p$?
Sto' what do yrju mean?
You t the water at the end of
the pier w a? only up to my neck, and
m<v 1 sald up to my
neck" wa
Troa.
wrave
- *i*w;*
?
Haa Someth:r.g to Look Up To.
..-> i Ight lucbes ahorter than
hia wife.
"1 auppoae he doean't Iike lt
well doea he?"
"uh. ri?- doeyn't mlnd lt much. H*
aaya ht prefem to take hia h
Iclam that way.*"?Xanaaa Clty Drovera
T? lagjam
Unfaundad.
"They aay." aald Mra. Oldcaatle, "that
ahe married him under a miaapprehen
"Uh. aO ihe Mln't '? rvplleri b?r hoat
eaa. *I aeen th- Mngmya.
waa under a bell made of some kind of
flowera."?Chlcago Reeord H? ral
Impudent Professionals.
Mra. Squllla?The doetOf ha* ser.t ln
tfcat bill again: it'a th?- fourth or flfth
oay it.
oyalila?WaU, ~??*?*!
mpudenee! NauC talag Qm ]
" be wantin' pay toa.
Tbe One Oceaaion.
ivagaon Tattera. "did yer
? r aiipeti1
1 did " replied Hungry
??*e Kev me a good
?quaxe meai 04 r 15
utes a: .dn'tcare: . ?? ill."
?Philadelphla Presa.
?eaa:d* Expedienta,
Madge? 1 golng to
aend Qoorfl that letter after making
thoar ots on ihe popor
Marjorie?Gf courae. you atttie gooae.
ril Juat draw clrcles around them and
tell him they are klaaee.?Puck.
Faahioiable Term.
"McBluff ia suffericg with rheuma
tiam, I hear."
he ian't aufferlnp He's got it,
but he'a quite proud and happy. Hia
?oetoc calla Jt gout.' ?*?Philadelphia
l*r? ajaj
Merely That
Jeck?Why are aaag consultlng the
iry ? i thMight you knew how
Tora?I do. I am not looking for
ation. faejt for corrol>oration._
The Summer Oirl.
"Tn a certain extent. ahe remlnda me
?f tftu
"Indeed? In what wayT*"
"Sh ;n pluralengagemeata."
?Pu
The Llmit.
Moll j a fool!
Dolly?What kind of a fool.
Kind that would aay
"Thank you" for a klsa ?Cleveland
Buay Tarking at Home.
Yea~ -ur artlata we
eee on the atage are men, aren't they?
Yea. the wornen mon
ologue artisra are all kept busy at
home ? Yonke; ,aD
The Oppoaite.
I she tell you you rcight bope?"
"ln :
- 'mised to raarry you, eh?"?Houa
tulJ 1
True Love
Her? My un. le in Texaa who dled
laat week left me $50,000.
Him?And I, alaa! am but a poor
clerk on a aalary of $10 a week.
Her? v.vii, what of that? Would you
let my wealth aeparale ua?
Him?Not ao anyone enejld notlce it
Darling, come to my arma. I would
atranglo my prlde and marry yoo had
the old gent left you twlce as much.?
Clncinnati Enqulrer.
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