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All dues to the office may be remitted by mail, 'in grtocl and available Bank notes, at the risk of 'the Editors, the person remitting taking the Post master's receipt that the money was deposited in the mail. biography of Stonewall Jackson. The New York Sunday Mercury publishes •a humorous biography of Stonewall Jackson. We make the following extracts: Your correspondent has seen ma*? hio irraphical sketches of the renowned "Stone wall," but they ail aboundened in ineonsis-. tencies, untruth and inaccuracies. In the hands of some historians bis life is like the short India nil ber blanket of a long soldier. is stretched to suit the subject. To others this eventful history has been a lump of clay iv the hands of a child—capable of any de cree of plastic distortion or beauty from a Hindoo idol to a winged statuette of Appol lvon the LoVelv. Some there be who declare him a myth, aVill-o-the-wisp, a dan<mg;ack of the wilderness, the creation of a mind er any amount of minds—disordered ; but they err, Mr. Editor. Stonewall Jackson is a fix*i fact, a melancholy fact, a stubborn fact; and that bis life may hot «« down into dark ness, that his deeds of daring may not be wiped out forever like a sum in simple divi sion on * schoolboy's slate, a historian is needed— one that is faithful, capable arid un biased: Irke thoso, foi' instance, who do the biographical sketches for the New York morn ing dailies—one that is wh- lv .inupetent and ihkt enreth not a pin for Northern praise or Scruthern commendation; in brief, one like those who write the biographical histories for th 6 papers aforesaid. Such an one is Anno Domini, and be herewith presents a history wlvteh be is willing to take his affidavit is as reliable and worthy »>< though it was wnreri for one of thosfe ioiluacub.te sheets-ttic New York dailies. Stonewall Jackson was born very early m life —in fact, so young was be at-that interest ing period of his history, that the date there of lurket'h not in his own momory ; nor yet in ' that of his present bi igraphcr. Sufficient be it to sftv, he was boas. The.ancestry of S. J. hus hitherto been shrouded-in doubt. Some have asserted that he is descended from Jack aurnamed the Giant Killer, and that the "seven-league boots" of the aforesaid J. the G. X., are yet in bis possesion, which ac counts' for the celerity of his movements.— Others declare him to be an off-shoot of the Jacobin family, the founder of which was Jae.kuloe the Chinese Pirate. They are all wrong. Mr. IJditon Stonewall Jackson is descended in a curved line from the Wander ing Jew. In early time the Jew family was rich, biit one evil"day the head of it went down into Egypt, "bucked" against Pharonh. and came hack with nary shekel, having lost all in that interesting game. From that tune tiil,ihe discovery of the Mississippi river, the family was too poor to have a name. Sb-newall'f grandfather ran a flatbmK on the aforesaid river, and was extravagantly fond of the clas sic game of "ohl sledge." He married, am. in the course of time had four -miis whom he named—to commemorate his favorite game— Hh'h, Low, Jack, and the Game. Jack fol lowed the example of his father, married, anc had one son, the subject of this sketch, wh« was naturally called Jack's son, and ih coursi of time, Jackson. A family trait lurks lr Stonewall, for at any critical stage of th< game he is sure to "turn" up and become th< trump. Young Jackson in his youth gave greai promise of his future usefulness, so much so that when he-was sent to school he invariable ran away to play "tag" and "leap frog." ti the constant a tidy, of which he' owes hi: agility. One day Jackson's peVe, learning o his son's truancy, determined'to chastise 1 out of him, and so collared tho incipient hen and bent him over his knee, thus throwing : prominent part of the youth into bold relief Mrs- Jackson (the mother) then seized a shir board with both bands, and proceeded to hrwij the yoiingsterto a sense of bis duty by direr ponderous blows. Young Jackson squirmec like a fishworm ; but with that Spartan firm ness that has ever distinguished him, shed no a t*>ar. At about the fortieth . blow the oh lady paused while the old gent eased on hi hold, and inquired, 'My son, wilst thon goit school in future V The young hero raised hi head, wiped his sleeve across his nose, am looking up into his father's face, said: say, old gentleman, why am I like a cabu passenger on a canal boat?" "My son, knows not," sagely observed Jackson, senior "Why," said the young incorrigible, with i knowing yrink, "its because I am boards astern."- The poor outraged father coyld onl; ejaculate, "board him again, old lady, boar. ABINGDON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 30, 1868* ping the shirt bard. "You might as well larrup a Bi»;ici?ut!." Fr<>m that day to this the hero has gone by the •name of Stonewall Jackson. "But, mo ♦ her* said the father as the released youth ske [addled from tho room to finish his game of tag, "What shall we do with the boy ? ' "Do! why send him to West Pint, ho ain't good For notimi else." Stonewall went to Wvati P.iint. Many interesting events occur red during Bfe pwptlege there, but following the example of the New York papers—l con dense. , Stonewall Jackson passed a creuitabla ex amination, and graduated number two (from the foot) of iiis class, and the rebellion having just commenced, was immediately appointed a Brigadier General by the Southern Confede racy—the United States Government paying bis* livery stable at W«t Point and his pas sage to the rebel lines. While pissing through our arinv be stopped to make a sketch of our fortifications, when an inconsiderate sentinel demanded his pass. The sentinel was «n --modiately sentenced to be hung, but was af terwards allowed to resign, The New York papers have given such an ! accurate account of Stonewall* military ex- I ph.its. that I need nil than give a brief { epitome, taken from the same reliable source. I His first battle was at Boil Hun, in 1861, ' where he slew a whole division of the Federal i army with his own hand, and then got slewed i himself. In this battle both armies were de j feated; but. unfortunately, neither of tbeja 1 fauna it out in time to take advantage of it.— ! The Union army war gieatly outnumbered, ! but "gained a material advantage" (see McDs I disnatches.) i In June, 1862, he took command of oOQ, , 000 men,.{see Northern papers of that date,) ' and turned his attention to the political econ omy of the Shenandoah Valley. Net liking the state of the currency there, ho determined to "abolish Banks; in doing which several des perate battles were fought, in all of which, though outnumbered, our troops "gained ma terial advantages," (see B—kV dispatches) but our cavalry horses bee ming thirsty, the annv fell back to the Potomac to wafer them. j Jackson's horse, also being dry, he pushed on for the samo watering place, but learning . that Fremont had cut loose, fell back. Fre moot following, a desperate engagement took \ place at Front Royal, in which Stonewall I •would .havebeen annihilated had not the 0. j S. Government stopped the battle, (N. Y. Tri- j bene) to bold a court, of inquiry, to see if Fre-1 moot had not paid three postage Btamps too much for a "bushej of oats furnished through a California friend, to a horse of his body ; guard. While the court was in session Stone wall skedaddled. Fremont followed, how ever, and would have bugged ham, if he had not taken the wrong road, (N Y. Herald,) and j traveled North while Jackson was going South. Getting safe back to Richmond. Stone wall bore a leading part in the battles iv front of that "doomed" (see all the papers) city. According to tho Northern prints. Jackson suffered terribly in person in these battles.— He lost his right leg at Hanover Court House, and bis left at Gainesville. The next day, while leading his corps into battle at Savage's ' his horse balked in front of a barrel of beans. : which had been abandoned by our army, arid 1 was compelled to dismount and go into it on foot, in doing which he lost his right arm.— The succeeding day he lost his left arm at ! Peach Orchard. 1 j Two*days after, at the battle of Malvern ilill.'he stooped down to fasten hw shoe, and ' j while in that p tairidh his bead was blown off 'Iby a 103.000 pound shell. This was the nn | kindest cut (fall; but the old veteran merely ' ! raised his material form er>ct. and said : "My i bleeding country, I cheerfully make the sa ; crifice. Old head, farewell ':" These are but ! | a few of the wounds the old man has received f I —according to the papers. Even as I write, ! j the report comes that the modern Briareu» | lost another arm at Aniietam. i Stonewall Jackson, in personal appearance, , i is most unlovely—and it is said that he—like i | the Ashantees—files his teeth to a sharp point j eveiy other morning. He stands eleven feet I I five inches, lor live feet eleven inches, 1 am : j not certain which,) in his boots—when he has j got any to stand to. i His hair is black, and was furnished to or i der by Bachelor, of New York. In religion s he is at times a devout Catholic—at least he followed closely in the fciotsteps of the Pope t during one of his campaigns; and at others he is a colporteur for the American Tract Society ; _at any rate he lias probably left more tracks > in Virginia than any other white man; and s according an tho papers always goes into bat f tie with a family Bible under one arm and a t Greek Testameut in his coat-tail pocket, which j he reads during the intervals QjF the fighting, i lie is abstemious, in bis habits, having been '. known to live nine days off of one sardine and t a barrel of whiskey. Ingress be is extreme t ly neat, never wearing a shirt more than three s months without changing it. 1 To sum up, Stonewall, in private life is — - as Shakspeare says—"a man as is a man, t that we may never look upon hi 6 like again." 1 In bis military capacity he is. to quote Sheri -8 dan Knowles, "In poace a lamb; in war— a o lamer." A Rebel Son. A Nashvlle correspondent of a Northern paper, says: Gen. Rosencrans sent a flag of truce yes terday with a verification of prisoners' rolls. Major Clarence Prentice was tho rebel flag officer. He desired us to notify his father, the editor of the Louisville Journal, that he wa3 well, fa*, ragged, saucy nnd rebellious. Condition of Burnside's Army. Jan. 12, says: The condition of the army which is under the command - of General Bnrnside is said not to be all that one could wish. Reports have' come up continually from this army, since the birttle id'Fredericksburg, that it was in a state ot discontent, if not of insubordination. The men are to an alarming extent discourag ed, and anxiou* to go home. They are stnpi lied with continual reverses. I,know that it is the habit of Generals and Senators to say that our army is in good condition—that the troops are panting for a battle, and so forth; but such statements are entirely false. The arniv of the Potomac is capable of great deeds, and I believe wili soon win important Victo ries over the enemy, but it. is nevertheless in a dangerous state of discontent this very dar. There are reasons for it, too, which are plain to the least observant of men. In the first place, the men are not paid.— Small as is the Sum due the men who risk their lives in battle, it is not paid to them as it is due, so that at this moment the majority of our troops have not boon paid their wages* for six months. The other day a sick or wounded soldier in one of our hospitals, sent a letter he had just received from his wife to a member of Congress. The letter stated •that the woman who wrote it and her children were suffering for want of food and fuel, and she asked a pittance from her husband—a portion of his wages. At that time the Go vernment was in debt to the soldier to the amount of over sixty dollars, and not one cent of which could he obtain ! This lack -of mo ney of itself will destroy an army in time, not so "much from the want of the money as from the overwhelming sense of injustice which de moralizes the soldier. I have been led to write upon this subject from the numerous reports that have been made to me by trastworthy persons who have made personal observations in our army. It seems sometimes as if the President and the Administration Were slumbering upon the brink of a fearful precipice, and that nothing «ili arouse them Jo a comprehension of their situation. Our second great army is melting away lik<» snow in April. We shall wake up Soon to find that *t is gone. I ask my Repub lican friends in the West, "Can you ra*se moro troops by volunteering?" and they re ply, "Not a man.'* As for the draft they say, "the West will-tint endure it." The Admin istration should fully comprehend the dangers ahead, and then do the best it can to over come them. The Expiring Enlistment in the Army of t!se Potomac. A correspondent of the New York World thus writs from Burnside's army about the troops there whose ternis of enlistment aro soon to expire: Officers and soldiers who couht the days and weeks and im-nths of their term of service are coneiout* of what, the people are not, viz: that the whole brilliant army of six hundred thousand -men which marched into the field nt the outbreak of the rebellion is on the aver age, now on the last half of its term of service, and that at least fifty of the regiments (two years' men) will march homeward before the first of next June We figore eight hundred thodsand men • —on paper; but the morning reports of the armies belie the statesment. We speak of our brigades, and divisions* and corps, and number theirthousands by the nunther of regiments, but the men to make them are not there. The only place where eight hundred thousand men can" be found is on "the pay rolls, and the go venucnt is to-day .pnyhig t:i° re men out °* the army, in hospitals, on authorized or un authorized ieave'of absence, and on special or mianthor:*°d detached service, than it is men in tho ranks, doing regular duty. Half of every regiment is paid on discript'vo lists, procured by men in hospital and c «< where fscm their company officers, and forwarded to their paymasters. The few Exemption Ilill* In the Confederate Congress, Wednesday, Mr. Porcher Miles, of South Carolina, called for- the special order of the day, namely, the bill reported from the Military Committee en titled an act to declare what persons shall be exempt from military service. The bill was read as follows : "The Congress of the Confederate States of America do enact, That from and after the passage of this- act. ail white male residents j of the' Confederate States, bet seen; the ages ! of eighteen and forty-five years, except those.; constituting the Executive, Legislature and Judicial authorities of the Confederate States, and the several States composing the Cenfede racy, are, and shall be, liable to military duty in the service of the Confederate States, and shall he duly enrolled in the same, in accor dance with existing laws, and all laws and parts of laws, exempting any persons between the said ages, of eighteen and forty-five years, are hereby repealed : Provided, That the Secretary of War shall, upon such terms and conditions as may be prescribed by hun, and with the approval of the President, exempt from all military service, or detail for special purposes, such person or persons as, wTth the approval of the Evident, he may deem es sential for the good of the -service, or the general interests of the country: Provided I further, That the enrollment of persons be i tween forty and forty-eve years of age shall Ibe suspended until the President shall call i *anh person* int.:' the military service" No. 43. The Senatorial Contest in Illinois* Mr. Richarason, who has received the nomi nation for the vacant > senAtorahip in Illinois, the Washington "Chronicle" suys is to be judged by the resolutions of the caucus which nominated him, the policy he will pursue is foreshadowed in the following ab stract of some of the resolutions ! the achnini>tratron, ill sus pending the wi-jtif habeas corpus, in arresting private citizens and Incarcerating them in bastiles, issuing the proclamation of emanci pation, and in other instances usurping pow er, has violated tho Consttiution, infringed upon State sovereignty, and disregarded the popular wish. Its perversion of the war into a war of abolition, deserves our unqualified reprobation, and justly entitles it to the con damnation of all true lovers of constitutional liberty and States' rights. Fifth—That peace, fraternal relatione, and political fellowship should be restored among } the' people of the States, that the best inter i ests of all, and welfare of mankind, demand this should be done in the speediest and moat 'effective manner. Seventh—Favors a national convention of all the States at Louisville, Ky., nt the earli est practicable period, to adjust Oiir national • j difficulties j Eighth—Recommends that the Legislature J now in session appoint Commissioners to said j national convention, and invite other States j to do so. j Ninth—That we earnestly recottimend a ces sation of hostilities for such period as may be necessary to allow the people of the North and South to express, through a national con vention, their wish for peace and a mainte nance of tho tJnion as it was, uiider the Con stitution as it is. The Camj) Itch—A Heineds- flhefefbtr. A gentleman who has had niuch experience lin the treatment of that loathsome disease, : the itch, sends us the following recipe for its i : cure: Dear Express :—For the benefit bt otir sot ! diers suffering with camp itch,, if you think > proper, V"« nia y publi-h the following: Take lodide of Potassium GO grains, lard 2 ounces, mix welk and after washing the body well with warm soap suds, rub the ointment over the person three times a week. In seVen of eight days the Acarus, or hch insect, wUI be destroyed. In this recipe the horrible effects !of the old sulphur ointment are obviated. I 1 speak knowingly in this treatment. I . MEhtCtJS. We publish this recipe with pleasure, as wo understand there is great stifferihg in the army from the effects of this disease. The remedy is a very simple one, and within the reach of iill who are hear an Apothecary store. — Petersburg Express. « *'<** Our Friends In Canada. The following toast was given in Canada (C. W.) on the 24th of. November, 1862, ill . honor of many Southern refugees, by the Hoti. P. J..Hamilton : JeffersAn Davis, President of the Confede rate States. The immaculate hero and chrii tian statesman: May the &od of Battles de fend him and his cause. This was responded to by M. Winans of Baltimore. Md. Hon. W. McDonald, M. P., jtyjd a glowing tribute to Stonewall Jackson. He compared him to Gen. liaveluck, one of England's great est Generals. .: Gen. Wilson said: With leaders like Davis, Lee, Beauregard, Johnston and JackSon, the South must and will succeed, and it is the duty of our Government to recogriise the South. They fire bone of our bone, and flesh of our flesh. We insist on their recognition. . This was fhe largest and most brilliant gathering which has taken place in Canada siuce the"Prince of Wales' visit. A Female Soldier* Among the strange, heroic and self-sacrific ing acts of woman in this struggle for our in dependence, we have heard of none which ex ceeds the bravery displayed and the hardships endured by the subject of this notice, Mrs, Amy Clark. Mrs. Clark volunteered with her husband as a private, fought through tho battles of Shiloh, where Mr. Clark was killed —she performing the rites of burial with her own hands. She then continued with Bragg's army in Kentucky, fighting in the ranks as a common soldier, until she was twice wounded —once in the ankle and then in the breast, when she fell a prisoner into the hartds of the Yankees. Her sex was discovered by the Federals, and she was'regularly paroled as a prisoner of war, but they did not permit her !to return until she had donned female appa i rel. Mrs. C. was in odr city On Sunday last, en route for Bragg's command.— Jackson Mis- Ala American Inn-ReepeTrw Old Rowe kept a hotel where he used to'say one could get anything that was overbade to eat. One day in came a Yankee, who asked j W Rowe what he could give him for a din j "Anything, sir," said OldJßowe, "anything, ' from a pickled elephant to a canary bird $ tongue." , _ -Well," said the Yankee, eyeing Rowe, L guess I'll take a piece of pickled elephant. "Well, we've got 'em already right" bare in the hotrse, btrt yon'll have to lake a whole ; 'un, cause We never cut 'em." j The Yankee thought be wcold talte some ' aodfijsh, and octatne*. .