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~m*_ PO<fC«U, Front >tn F»gtith Paj *r. To our Country Cousins. In gown and s|ipp« rs loosely drsst. Ami breskfa»' brought, a welcome guest : What it it g'v » the tneal a ? Tho paper. Wh*n nrw laid '.!>• table grace, Ai d tunkihj roll. *re «n b*lr rlace— S»y what enlivens every face ? The paper. In vain th** urn is hissing but, I*> vain rir.h Mysnn store* the pot, If the vile Newsman has forgot The paper. What is’t car draw the Vicar’s eve, F.' *■ froa* li e tithe nig smoking hj. To make a vacan* Rectory? The paper. VVl'at is’t tittucti i|ip optic pnw’rs * Of E*Mi(f«f,.y wh»n fortrrn showers Dc "ivn prospects of “ a step” in “ nors?” Th» paper. Wt*l i*V can make the nian of law Neglect th"* «<ee(t ir nlea to rt a v Car. -Sa— Pi. Fa— Indictment, Flaw? The paper. Wt»«t is’t ecn seo'hfl liis rlients wo, And make him quite forget J -hn Doe, Nor think oo Mister Richard R. ? The paper. What »»’t absorbs toe wealthy Cit. T e half-pay Sab, the Fuel, the Wit, The toothless Aunt, the forward Chit? The paper. What is't infrrmj tha crunly round What’a siol’n or k t-jM, what Inst or found, W ht>j6 to* o, and who’s pel under groa'd f The paper. Whst tells y> a all that’# done and said, The fall of beer and rise of bread, And what fair lady's brought to brd P The paper* W hat it it tel(« of plays end balls, A>m«ck*i ard ga« lights, and St. Pfsi**, And gc toilers caught by Mr, Halls ? The paper. What is’t narrates foil many a story O Mr. Speaker, Whig, and Tory, And heroes all agog for glory f The paper. What is it gives the price of Storks, Or Pnytie Loans, and patent locks, And Wine at the West India ducks ? The paper. What is it, »ey, that mtk»s you merry, W h anecdotes of IVir. and Jetty. And *• rows and laike in Bedferdhary?’’ The paper What speaks of thieves and purses taken, And murder* dooe, an* maids forsaken^ And average price o! Wiltshire bacon ? The paper. Abroad, at home, infirm or stout, In hes'th, nr raving with the gour, Who possibly can do without The paper. It’s worth and merit then revere, And sii te to day b- gins*he year, Forget not ’niidfi yoor Christmas cheer. Nor tbiek you e’er can buy too dear The paper. LOGIC. Cries logical Bobby to Net! will y-K dnre [no mare? A bet, whieh ha* most leg*, a mare or A mare, »a be sore, replied Ned, with a grin, l Aod fifty i’ll lay, for !?m certain to win, Quoth Bob, you have lost, sure an you nr**, alive, A mare boa hot four leg*, and no mare has five. Ao old and rieh clergyman, who had long been the incumbent of a valuable rectory in the vale of Kwesliem, in VivtceatfiTehiro, dying rT 1794, hit fiorteehoM fumi?nre »»* sold h; auc tion* Fli? who had performed the whr»h- d**y l*r a trying salary tha> very iuadt-rpiMe the maintain •aec-flMS fatuity, purchased an old oak a bonk ca-ft. When l*e h.id got it home, »»d was t^ntutii g with loose strspt of paper su.d old sermon*, those drawer* which n .d formerly heen the depository of ^ecu mulcting wealth, he fouod a drawor rvhicb he con’d not re t»i»n fa i’* place ; »:•. r.*»evt t*ir,inp the discovered two bags of y>ld, el 200 guineas each, bue.ha sum would hwt o.idt the curate happy for life : ir it would hav* purchased an annuity of <1 Jjklti ho SOinoiif of hi* salary; bin rh* £oi*i man eunsiiU red it nut hie nw U. itfwaiitly went b. ck to the ptrsnnagt and returaetbil the administrators, who were contented with exploiting th«>ir surprize at ao unexpected u proof of in tegrity. [Eng. pnp. Vender Meuleu, in hia Dtssprtations Vhilologicas, given n aingular elucida »i”n of the following text from Uene in : “And the Lord took one of hi* C Adam*-) rib*, and made womun ”— I he cnnuncoinior iheu inquire*—** l»t "'a* tiio tib taken from the right or left aide of Adam?" Secondly, was A <tam, after the Imn of that lib, h maim ed or imperfect man?” Question* wh e>: he *ii«eo»^s:l very gravely and then proceeds to nak—•‘Why wan Eva form ed of a rib, and not of the dust of the ground.” Ilia answer to this question i* curious, if not convincing. •* Had Eve been created of the dus* of the ground," he suys, “ she would have been*, stronger to Adam. Had she been created out of his foot, he might have despised or trampled upon her, as be ing much hi« inferior. Had she been ?»rod?iee*l nnt of his head, she would, perhops, hove tok»n loo much upon horse If, a.:I pretended to domineer* It * as. therefore, mure proper that she should be token from the middle of A* dam’* body, on which account ho could uoi but havo u due esteem for her.*’ tl is said, that, while the celebrated Veteran #f the Ty pe, Isaiah ‘Tliumcts, of rti&asarhusetto, w;is printing hi* At mr.naes, for the year 17S0, one of the boys ask d him what ho should pat op posifo the 13th of July. Mr T. being engaged, replied, ** any thing, any thing;” the buy returned to the • and vet ”ra:n, hail, and snow.” '1 he country v. a nil amazement—the day arrived, when if actually rained, bail ed, and snowed violently Front that time T hr.masra Aloianaes were in great demand. From the Albany Plough Boy. UJ1 Little will nut Hurl You.” These word* have done more raia ehief among mankiud, than perhaps ail • he nrtiilery of Satan beai«!< <*. A tittle of the forbidden fruit, said the arch tempter to the mother of imiiikiml, will cot hurt you. it will ,on the contrary, open your eye* to behold hidden mys teries.—The unsuspecting fair believ ed too readily, and we ail kn w and feel the cooxequeneea It is indeed, as every person of observation know*, by little and little, that every speeiea of human frailty guilts upou its victim*, till it vubdtieci their mental fortiiude and bid* defiaoee to vhtir noblest re«o • utions. A Imle wine will rarely hurt one j but that little, too ottea repeated, becomes intemperance ; imempeiauee produces idleoe-s. confusion of affairs, debt and embarru*^in.-nt, and these lead direetly, if not to fraud and ernbezzie. •nent, to p-nury, want, and the limits of a jail. Here as a pretty elimux in deed, cf human frailty and weakness • tod all f *r want of a little fortitude & firmness to refuse, at first, to aecrp' a little sideboard hospitality. In short, a In tie *1* ep in the morning—a It. tie t ouch a! Boon—a little wine & hitters be tore dinner—a little moie nine and a little rest after dinner—a little visit tng; &. a little ciorr dunking at night; all tbe»e soon wind up the industrious concerns of the plough hoy, the me chanic, the merchant or piof.ssional character; and leave them ail alike. • lib victims, not of a little, but of a great deal of wretchedness. We be seech the plough bi y, of ali others, to avoid these little beginnings, which had to such groat evils, and such • retched ends. Instead of indulging he freaks of appetite, and hankering after luxuries which never foil to dec*, t oy the wholes, me habits essential to their prosperity in life, let them cling to those habits as a shipwrecked mari ner would to the last plunk of his ill luted bark. Ii ii paid of the illustrious Edmund burke, in the very meridian of bin -tjlendnr, that lia made dm dinners of die simplest food j and lhat he would frequently invite such men a» Pitt, Fox, and other shining character* of that day, to din* upon a boiled leg of mot ion and tornipa, and a bottle or two of e.laret. It was »‘th? f«A«t of reason, the flow of soul,” and not the indui genre of sensual, irrational apperite, that wa« sought by the champion* »f England's fame and glory. Sueh like. wi«e tvai th» tempernnce and Hug*lily of «»ur Franklin, whose immortal! y i* built upon the same basis as lhat of he Bnrke* and Pitts of old England. From inch examples let us learn to despise and banish luxury and dissipa tion from our homes, and our fes<ive hoards; and lot the plough boys bt the first to pursue this path of domestic e *j*iijr>my, lid them never sicken at the ( which they eaonot avoid; because Providence has decreed it as the means of human subsistence. Let them rath er rejoice, !li.t they have always labor i encugh, if they choose to pursuj it, to keep the devil from catching them idle, , that he may draw them into the snares j of destruction. Cincinnati!*, the Roman Putrint, weeding in his turnip garden; Burke, the British ( ieero, dining upoo a mill lr>o chop, and krankliu, one t»f the par • riots of America, feasticc upon b»cart sod water in a printing office 1 What iiltfstrious examples for m dr rn philo 11 sophers, and modern plough beys. W. G. Singleton, •-lias removed HIS STORE next door to Messrs. Von Rei sen $ Senseney’s,~whcre his friends and customers are re quested to call. April 19. Frederick Aulick has removed his . Tailor’s Shop to tlie house late in the occupancy of Jonathan Robinson ;<$• one door north ofCapt. E. M*Glares’ Hotel_He has several first rate Jourtiemen, consequently is prepared to execute all orders intrusted to his care, in the most fashionable st}l«, and at the shor test notice—his friends and custom - el’s are respectfully solicited to con tinue their patronage. April 19. FOR SALE. FINDING myself too infirm, and entirely unable to attend to the d .ties of a Farm ; desirous of go ing into I own for the education of my infant children, and, moreover, to li’. quid ate my engagements, 1 have again determined to offer for sale the land ami plantation whereon 1 reside, to gether with the NEGROES, Stock of all kinds, PLANTATION UTENSILS, a HI Ur: SUING MA CHINE, and most of tnc Furniture, There is nearly 1000 ACRES, in the 1 net which can with convcni cnee, both as to wood and water, of which there is an abundance, be divi ded into two or more suitable Farms, The soil is good $ peculiarly adapted to the culture >f our wheat staple and other crops, whether of grain or grass; j anti 1 run no risk in say ing it is one ol the most, i( not the tnnsi.productive I* firms in the \ alley, since nianv years | experience and the knowledge'of the surrounding neighbors will prove and admit it. 1 desire also t» sell about *000 Acres off and, I in Jefferson, lying about 2 miles from ! the Shannondale prings. and five or , six from Charlestown, which mav be. laid ofl'in lots to suit purchasers—al j so 3000 ACRE S, in the Counties of Mason and Wood, lying between the two Kanhawa’s, partly tenanted for 15years—and 8 or 9000 Acres ol military hands in tlu* states of Ohio, Kenttuky and Indiana. TIiK sale of all personal property Mid take place on the premises, Mon day the 20th of October next, iffa,r or the next rair day. at which time the terms will be made known. All or a ny of the lauds will be sold at private sale any time before that day;—one third of 1 lie purchase money to be paid in hand and the balance may be divi ded into three annual instalments, bearing interest from the day of sale and sectored to my satisfaction. Cos session will be given so far as may be necessary for seeding this fall : and entin ly whe n the growing crops are removed. A.l persons at a distance, not knowing the premises & desirous of investing Capital in this farm arc invited to vi xv it. { hose in the sur rounding (ountry know it. 1 desire also to sell a large on \V aslifngton hi reel in Alexandria, formerly my r< sident e and now occu pied by John Lloyd Ksq.—Reference | for the purchase of this House will hr made to Janu s L. Me&cnnic Fsq. of the I’ank of Alexandria who is fully authorized to sell the same, letters directed to me will be promt* ly attended to and every information given. Hill Sf Dale, Bat tie town Post Office, Frederick Comity, Va. April 19—tils. wrnei a gnnn p%m nano, a?o >« r0n ver**nt with figure*. His ptin-.Mp*J nkjef.t i* t«» obtain ft p “fleet knovltdge of the bu*inPM he may engage i<|-» |,e wnuld thml'fe have nn objechin to r»m*iin with his employer untilHe j* 21 year* -if ago. Any pemnn wiSing to employ him will be *f. good as t ed> dr?** a line to F. W . at thin office* W«ch will hr duly attended to. April 12 JOHN HOPKINS. | Watches, Jewelry aWd SILVER PLATE. j rilHK undersigned beg leave to an. uounce lo the public that they have ‘ connected themeelve* in bu«iueaa un« derthe him of Meredith & Campbell. The} flatter theoinelve* from long ex perience in the various branch?** of their profession to give general natis faeliuu to all those who may pleae to favor them with a call. They have on hand, and for vale a few new HATCHES, of good quality—a handnnipe as«nrt nient of JEWELRY and SILVER WARE—also a few good eight diy CLOCKS warranted to perform, all of which they utter on the mo*t rea»t n* able term*-—They continue the buxines* in the Huunp recently occupied by Tho mas B Campbell, opposite the post office where they are ready lo receive ' anvnfder in their line. WATCH VVOKK particularly at* tended to; and warrantedtoper orm 12 month. J.MES ME REDE 77/. THOMAS It CAMVHLLL. April—12th 3 , " nlw goods. The subscribers have received at their new stand, opposite the Court House, the following articles, viz. 4-4 i$* 3-8 Irish Linens—Kernings, 8*4 Sc 10-4 Table diajier—Biid eye diaher Black and coloured Canton crape* Figured nod plain black *ilk* Cambrick ntOflios—Culerain*, Gingham* White and coloured m&rseitles vei ling* Ladies and Mimr* Cotton Ifone Bed ticking and domestic cottons, fce. Which were purchased by the senior partner who is now in market, and will be sold very cheap— -ALSO Spun Cotton No. 5 to 17 ; *>f the very best quality, at the late • reduced prices, j LAJVE & BROME. April-—12. I TRUST SALE. BY Virtue of a Deed of Trust, ex ecuted by Samuel Ho’t to the subscriber, for the use and benefit of Daniel Haines and Barton Smoot hearing date the 6th day of September 1821.1 shall, before the house and ta vern of John Powelson. in the coun ty of Hampshire Va on the 3d day of May 1823 proceed to sell to the high est bidder, for ready vvmeij a cer i tain tract or parcel of Land in said Deed mentioned, h ing and being in said County and containing fifty' a cres. one rood and twenty poles. WILLIA yf IIA It T. Trustee* Romney, spril 12 Land for Sale IV ILL null on very nii.drTaie terms, a 8nsA:l Farm adjoining Huttletotvn, coatuimog about 175 ACRES, in point of fcnili'y it i» excelled b^:t It few furrow in thv valley, ALSO, A House and Lot, adjoining ths* v.rr.^, 1 derm it nrne ee»stry to give a description of the a* property, presuming thoso who wish to purchase will first view the premise*, «bi>’h will bo shewn them by Mr, Littleton, who resides on the farm—Mid th6 terms made known by application to the subscriber, living near Daniel McPherson’s Mill, Jefl'er-, sod county. samuel Taylor. April H ^20 REWARD. RANAWAY from the subscriber, living in Jefferson County, on or a | bout tlie 5th Feb. last, a Negro Girl ■ named ESTHER, She is about 18 years of age; rather of a yellowish cast, and stout made.— This Girl is w ell known in Winrhes | ter. having been hired out lor several I years by the estate of Gen. singleton, j at the saje of whose Negroes she. was 1 purchased. she was last in the ser vice, it is believed, of Mr. Joseph C. Baldwin. The above reward will be given for apprehending and securing snid Girl, in any goal so that I get her again. BVTTA1LR MU3JB. . April 5 NOTICE. THE officers Training of tlie i22d Regiment, will take place at Winches ter on the 10th of May and the Rtgi-1 mental niustcr on the u4th May, at! Millwood. By order of the Col. Commandant. S, 5t. JACKSON, Adjutant, starch—22 j Mr. Tunis Peters, late shreiff of Hampshire County, Virginia. YOU will please to take novice that on the last Saturday in April next, between the hours of six oYlori in the morning, and six oYlock in the even* ng of the said day at the house of Jq. seph Boxwell, in Morgan County, • Virginia, 1 shall proceed to take the i deposition of Strother Catlett, which when taken I shall offer as evidence in a suit depending in Hampshire County Court wherein l am plaintiff andyou are defendant. Yours <$v. *% lit: ALL DIM MITT. 4 March—22 1 DIGITALIS, B\ the celebrated horse Hjatoga, who sold for 82000, now in high,' perfection, will make his Spring season in the Counties of Frederick and Jef-i o rson, commencing on the 1st day <«■ April next, at Mr. Wm. Vanhorns 5!a^ hie in the town of Winchester, and re main there 9 days; then will move to or near t lmrlestown, Jefferson Coun ty. and remain there 9 days. In trav elling to and from he will call at Mr. Severn's on the Opequtm. the White house, &. Mr. Carter’s, where gentle men wishing to bleed irom this valua ble horse will be accommodated, JOSEPH EVANS. February 22. Virginia to wit: At Mulct holder* in tU Clerk’s Office of the County Court of Himpshire on the first Monday in March, 1823, Norinau Orton, Complainant^ Against Jonathan Carlile and Enoch Junes, Defendants. The defendant, Jonathan Carlile, not having entered hit appearance 8r giv en security according to ih» Act of As aembly & the Rules of thi* Court, and it appearing by satisfactory evidence that he is not an inhabitant of (hi* coin men wealth: It is ordered. That the aid Defendant do appear here on the Brit day of Juue Couit next and answer the bill of the plaiuriff; and that a copy of chi)* order be forthwith inserted in »ouie newspaper piibli>hed in W in* rhedt-r, for tw« months successively, >nd pouted at the from door of the Court House of the countv of Huino* , shire. A Cepv—Teste, JOHN ti. WHITE, c h. e. Mareli 22—T. Virginia to wit: At Hides hidden in the Clerk's Office of the County Court of Hampshire on the first -Monday in Jlarch, 1823. George Unger* and Rebeck* his wife, late Rebecks Parsons, Jacob Cong and Maria his wife, late Maiia Parsons, and James Parsons, heirs and legul representatives of Thomas I arsons, dec’*!. Complainants, Against Isaac Kuykendall, Jeremiah Cfavpole, j and William D.mglass and Walter! Douglass, which William and Wal- ' ter lire hfirs and legal represent! lives of V/iilittin Douglass, dee’d. Defendants. TI1K Defendants, Jeremiah, Wil liam and Walter, not having en tered their appearance and given se curity according to (he Act of Assem bly and the Rules of ibis Court, and it appearing by satisfactory evidence tjiat thry ure nol inhabitants of this com. monwealth: It is ordered. That the said Defendants do appear h«re on the first^ day of June Court next and answer thi* > bit! of the PluinnfT; and that a enpj of this order be forthwith inserted in some newspap*r published in Winches ter, for two months successive)'. Mini posted nt the front door of the Court House of the county of Hampshire. A Copy—Teste, JOHN B WHITE, c. n c. March tti—N. ECLIPSE. THK thorough-bred fiorse hclipsc, a hand _some chesnut sorrel, full sixteen hands high, eight years old, will stand the ensuing season at my residence, half a mile west of Yv in chester, and he let to inares at the mo derate price of S6 the season.—F our Dollars cash the single leap—-and in serance 10 Dollars—payable as soon as toe tnare is discovered to be with foal,or in case of death or change of owner. Twenty-five cents in every instance to the groom Pasturage or grain can be furnished the mares at the usual prices,* but no liability for ac cidents or escapes. The season’ to commence the tst of April, and end on the 1st of July. [For Pedigree see Handbills.] WILT I AM WOOD. March