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Philadelphia Advertisements.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
ISooSiseller and Niaiioiicrs,
PLANK HOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL FAPfiZl,
No. 430, Market Street,
SI PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAOARGE & CO.,
Wholesale- Dealers In
Paper, JLfcsig-js, !k;o.,
No. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
tt. Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made lo order, at short notice. 101y4l
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
ISooksellers & Stationers,
And Dealers m
CURTAIN
AM)
wall-papers,
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
. PHILADELPHIA, PA.
tS- Publishers ot Sanders' New Headers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, liobert's History of
tiie United States, Felton's Outline Maps, &c.
KLAXK IS002S
Always on hand, and mado to Order. 31t
ILOOIJIAX'S
"Writiiig- Jluid !
THIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Aunoi.d's,
and is sold at much less price. The money
will be refunded to those buying it, if it does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
3-l''orsaie by V. Mortimer, New Bloomtleld.
MILLER Si ELDER,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
S3031 Philadelphia.
Glass and Queensivare.
A. L. Kaub J. E. FltBYMIBE.
KAUB & ritYJHKK,
Importkus and Jobbers or
C li i ii a , G-1 a s
AND
QUEENSWAltE,
301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
ID" Constantly od Uand, Original Assorted
Packages, 3. 9. ly 10
MISCELLANEOUS,
PUMPS!
riLMrs i
FOlt PUKE WATElt, USE
TIII5 CEI.K:!ATKD
CUClUIUEll OTJ9IP
Mado of wild Cucumber wood, en
tirely tnrteU:, duriiUe anil rcliiMe :
the good old-fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery, and therefore
Iw. perieci aim accurate in all its parts,
"A raising an equal amount of water,
U ""'IcostiiiR less limn half the money,
j&'fi J-'w'ly arranged so as to bo non-
IV 1 ;t4. iieezing, anu in construction sosim
Si1',j lle that anp one vun put it up awl
5 . , It trial It is acknowledged the
ft : I ' D j. l ni
UritS
"..-1 CHAHLES p. BLATOJILEY,
Mawufactuiseh.
dgsi arm i.nfisinec-.
, Office and Ware-room,
Nos. 024 and ti2 Filbert Street.
41o6mG PHILADELPHIA, PA.
S-These Pumps can be ordered of the Maim
aclurer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New lilouiutieul.
I3STE Y.H
Oottug-o Organs,
GREAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons
tor sale on moodily instalments.
E. M. UilUCK,
No. IS North Seventh St.,
PHILADELPHIA.
rv."li'
H
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & Co.,
Solo and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURES
OV TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
ANI
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Puro
Wliilc liOad ant! Color
MAFUFA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALEKS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of everthlni connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler In
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
nle to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SAVES I,AISOIl I
Saves Time !
SAVES SEOSTEYX
w
AINltKJHT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will bo found the best In use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and the saving In wear to
clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
8- For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New liloomlleld, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold!
fJIIHS Is what everybody who has used It says of
XESJHTirS MtflMENT.
For Rheumatic Pains It will give Instant relief
and elleela permanent cure in a short time.
It is also the best remedy In the World for Cuts,
Sprains, Hruises and Hums, and not only Hiving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. All who have tried it, say no family
should be without it, for it is worth its weiirht in
gold.
. Try a bottle of It! No cure, No Pay. 317
a For sale at F. Mortimer's, .
PENNSYLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STUEET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPQNCE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOB ALL UPIIOLSTEUY PURPOSES.
II Is cheaper than feathkrs or ii uu, and much
superior, beiiiK the lightest softest iind most elastic
material known
FOR MATTRESSES. FILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
It Is Indestructable.f ree from dust, perfectly elean
and for the sick is uncqualed.as if soiled it is easily
cleaned.
IT DOES NOT PACE
And is entirely free from Moth
Pe.rmn are rcquetite.il to examine the Cushion
Sponye at the ojice o the company,
Feb 8tf -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET,
Hardware, &c.
LLQfP, SU1TLEE, & WALTOX,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
Philadelphia A dvertisements.
DRY GOODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
John Shaffner, Jr. E. S. Ziegler. Thco. Rumcl
SlIAFFXER, ZIEULEU & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
ti loves,
SSihbons,
Suspenders,
T Hit E ADS, CO M B 8 ,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BARCKOFT & CO.,
Importers rind Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DllY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Phihidclpliia.
Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
F. D. Miller.
T. Rlckcrt.
C. H. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
SUCCESSORS TO
GRAYBILL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers In
HATS, CAPS, FUHS,
STKAW-ttOOItS, &c.,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
w. f. !isiio:k,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AND
Stra av - O- o o tl H t
153 NORTH TUIRDJSTREET,
3 0 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. AV. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C33 Market St. and 014 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Pcnn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JJRADBURY'S AND OTHER
1'IAOS.
laylor A Farley's and E. P. Needham & Son'$
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
WM. O. FISCHER,
General Wliolesale Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 6m. PHILADELPHIA
"The Bed Horse Powders"
FJMIE BEST POWDERS In tlip World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
IIOG8,
OR POULTRY,
They will not only prevent, but will Cure diseases,
and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse
Powders in use. Try them. For sale by Stores and
DruKB stJi generally, and by F. MoiiTiwut, New
Uloouilluld, Pa. iidlt
Philadelphia Advertisements.
TOBACCO SECARS AC.
TiieotAB Ronn. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merchants,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
TOBACCOS, SIGARS, &C.
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
1041U
A. B. Cunningham. J. H. Lcwars. J. S. Glelm.
Cunningham, Gleiin & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
riiiLADixriiiA.
32310
CROCER1ES AND PROVISIONS.
4'. I. & lillO'S,
Wholesale Dealers in
B IS H ,
Cheese
AND
Provisions,
ll-t South Delaware Avcnnc,
Below Chestnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Geddcs & Co's Cunncd Fruits.
1041tf
S. IS. TAYJLOI6,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner or 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwood. Isaac W. Kanck.
ATWOOD, RANCK & CO.,
Commission Jlereliants,
AMD
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Salt
i s. i-r , .
No. 210 North Wharves, above Kace Street,
3 40 Cin6 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
WHOLESALE
..tC
hO nnfinnnn
GROCERS
January 1, 1809
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
iB: V CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 343, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 1869.
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
Jy A medical nilOhtimv Ta nrtnninrv i
dead letter a post mortem examination '(
JBSy An UDDlcasant
1 " " v uiimi ui v vav
Division among families.
JByTho last thins a man lmnlil
out of Temper.
IQyTho game of old elcdge was inven
ted by Nebuehadnczzar. lie got his
living on 'all fours' for seven years.'
A Troy newspaper ppcaks of 'a
mau with one eye named Robert Welch,'
but docs not mention the name of the
other eye.
A coroner's jury lately said that
they were of " A Pinion Decest met his
death from Violent Information in the
lied, produced fron Union Cauz."
BSyThe Shakers dou't marry. If
young Shakers fall in love, they aro set
wcedin onions which kurea them forth
withly. fiIu Wisconsin there has been in
vented a pocket stove warmed by alcohol.
The New York Post says, "We have
seen one of them. It looks very much
like a pint-flask filled with brandy.
J5Q" An afflicted husband wa3 returning
from the funeral of his wife when a friend
asked him how he was. " Well," said ho
pathetically, " I think I feel better after
that little walk."
BSy A temperance editor, in drawing
attention to an article against ardent
spirits in one of his papers, says, " For
the effects of intemperance see our in
side!" During the delivery of a lecture
by Mrs. Dr. Valkcr,in Kansas, a few days
ago, a precocious youth in the audience
cried out, " Aro you the Mary that had
a little lamb?" " No,"was the ready reply,
" but your mother had a little jackass 1"
JO A singing-master, while teaching
his pupil, was visited by a brother of the
tuneful art. The visiter observed that
that the chorister pitched the tune vocally
and said : " Sir, do you use a pipe J" " Wo,
sir." said Sen'iibreve, with admirable gravi
ty, " I chew."
fig? A sorry case was that of a Yankee
tailor who dunned a man for the amount
of his bill. The man said he was " sorry,
very sorry indeed, that he could not pay
it." Well," said the tailor, " I took,
you for a man that would bo sorry ; but
if you are sorrier than lam, I knock
under."
J8- A man who, on being told by a
generous farmer that he would give him
a barrel of cider, asked him if he would,
bring it to his house. " Certainly," re
plied the farmer, "with pleasure."
" Well," said the grateful recipient,
" what will you pay mo for the barrel
when the cider is done '("
JO An elderly lady who was handling
a pair of artificial plates in a dental office,
and admiring the fluency with which the
dentist described them, asked him : " Can
a body eat with these things V " My
dear madam, mastication can be performed
with a facility scarcely equaled by nature
herself," responded the dentist. " Yes,
I know ; but can a body eat with them V
JfrSrA Newspaper published in the
regions of Lakes Memphremagog and
Winnepcsaugeo says that " fish in Lake
Ilolleyhupkcmunk, Me., are said to be
tuperior to those of either Lake Weeleyo
bacock or Mooselockmegautuo. Those
of Chauhuugogungamung were very fine,
but they all got choked to death in trying
to tell whpre they lived."
Zt An Irish boy trying hard to get
a place, denied he was Irish.
,l I don't know what you mean by not
being an Irishman," said the gentleman,
who was about to hire him ; ? but this I
do know that you were born in Ireland."
" Och ! pur honor, if that's all, small
to blame that. Suppose your old cat
had kittens in the oven, would they be
loaves of bread '("
Ho was employed.
J565"La me," Baid Mrs. Partington,
" hero I have been suffering the bigamie
of death for three mortal weeks. I was
seized with a bleeding phrenology in the
left hampshir of the brain, whioh was ex
ceeded by a stoppage of the ventilator of
the heart. This gave me an influmation
of the borax, and now I am sick with the
chloroform morbus. . There's no blessing
like that of health, especially when ' yoa
are sick.

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