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The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, August 02, 1870, Image 7

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Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertise in enls.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
HUMOROUS-ITEMS.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
ISoo3tc!3cr.i ami Stationers,
J1LAXK J1UOK MAXUFACTU11E118,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL IMPIXE,
No. 4o0, Market Street,
SI PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CILVULKS HAGAKUK & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
'JPsiper, 12.si.x,
No.l. 39, .",2, ami 31, Smith Sixth .street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
t.t. Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
mado lo order, at snort imt.ee. lolyii
SOWEil, I1AKXES & POTTS,
S52irii'3Jvr:4 & filial iDisei"M,
Ami Dealers in
C U R T A I N
AM)
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 531 .Market and 023 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
3- Publishers or Sanders' New Headers, and
HrooKV Arithmetic). Also, Robert's History of
the United States, Feiton's Outline .Mays, tV.e.
II LA?; It
Always on Iriml, ami maile to Order. 31t
Tills I' LI II) is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's.
and is sold at inue.i u-s priue. Xlie money
will lie relumled m those buying it, if it does not
prove entirety sat.Sjaetoi y.
.a. For sa.e liy F. ..loiumcr. New llloomtield.
MILLEJl Si ELDER,
Solo Agents,
430 Market Street,
l'liiladuilila.
23031
Glass and Quecnswarc.
A. L. KAUB. J. E. FllEVMIHE.
KAUR & FHSY3IIKE,
IMPORTERS AND JOUUKRS OF
Chin g.i , O- 1 :i s s
AND
QUEENS WARE,
301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
1D Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 3. 9. ly ll)
MISCELLANEOUS.
pumps :
PUMPS !
FOll PURE WATER, USE
tub celkhhated
Made of wild encumber wood, en
tirely (imMms, ihinihli: (dul jvWuVc;
the wood old-fashioned woodcupump,
made liy machinery, and therefore
pel led and accurate In all ils parts,
laming an ecpial amount of water,
and cost! nit less than half the money.
lOaslly arranged so as lo lie noil,
freezing, and in construction sosim
p!c that tint one con mil it iii anil
fi it in rrimlr. After thorough
trial it is acknowledged the
Best and Cheapest.
CHARLES G. BLATCIII.EY,
MANUFACTURER.
X3- OHIce and Ware-room,
Nos. 624 and liiii Filbert Street,
4 15 Onifil .PHILADELPHIA, PA,
S-These Pumps can bo ordered of the Mann,
acturer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New Itloomlield.
ESTEY'S
Cottig"o Orgrixus,
GREAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons
lor Bald on monthly Instalments.
K. M. BRUCE,
No. 18 North Seventh St..
141tf PHILADELPHIA.
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mi
DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John iiucas & Co.,
Sole and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OF THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pui'o
While Lead and Color
MAyUFACTUPERS,
Nos, 141 and 113 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SIDDALL Si MARKLEY,
Wholesale Druggists
AND DEALERS IN
Patent Medicines,
110 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A Fl'I.T STOCK of everthing connected with
J.. tlie business, of the best cuiality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer In
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. St f.
NAVKS LAIIOB !
Waves Time !
SAVES 320XEY!
AINRTCIIT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found the best in use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
09-For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New llloomlleld. Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold !
T
HIS is what everybody w ho has used it says of
For Rheumatic Pains it will give Instant relief
anil eliecta permanent cure in a short I, me.
It is also Hie best remedy in the World lor Cuts,
Sprains, Bruises and Burns, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, hut he.ils without leaving
any sear. All who nave tried it, say no family
should be without it, for it is worth its weight in
gold.
9. Try a bottle of It! No cure, No Pay. 31"
For sale at F. Mortimer's.
JEXXSYLVAXI4 ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPONCE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOll ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES.
It Is cheaper than feathers or haul and much
superior, being the lightest softest and most elasliu
material know n
FOR MATTRESSES. TILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
CAR, ANI) CHAIR CUSHIONS.
Itislndestriutahle.fiec from dust, perfectly clean
ami for the sick is uuequaled.iui if soiled it iseusily
cleaned.
IT DOES NOT PACK
And is entirely free from Moth
Person ore rotwstfil to examine the Cushion
Sionte at Hut oice oj the coniuini,
Feb 8tf -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STItEET,
Hardware, c.
LLOFD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 62o Market Street,
Philadelphia.
loft
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DRY GOODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
John Shaffner, Jr. E. S. Zlegler. Theo. Rumel
SIIAFFXEll, ZlEULEll & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNER, Zl EG LER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
Hosiery,
(ilovos,
SSihbons,
Kusjeinlers,
TUBE A D S , CO M JJ S,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
a"fancy GOODS,
No. 30, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Ayentsfor Lancaster Combs,
BAHCROFT & CO.,
Importers ami Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcrcs,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 4(i5 and 4(17 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
H'hiiadelpSiia.
Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
F. 1). Miller. T. Riekert. C. II. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
SUCCESSORS to
GRAYBILL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
fgriSAW-BS,
No. 313 North Third Street, 2cL Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
V. F. KOS3LEK,
JOBBER IX
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AND
N t i : t w - O- o o 1
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
SOlylO PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. FAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
623 Market St. and C14 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Pcnn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
J-JRADBURVS AND OTHER
millor tf Farley's and E. P. Nccdham it Son's
0B3AN3 AND MELODEOWS.
WM. U. FISCHER,
Ur.neral Mliolcmle. Afient,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 Bill. PHILADELPHIA
" The Rod Ilorso Powders"
ARB
rjMIE BEST POWDERS In tlje World for
HORSES,.
CATTLE,.
HOGS,
OR POULTRY.
They will'not only prevent, hut will Curedlseases,
and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse
Powders in use. Try them. For sale by Stores and
Druggists generally, and by F. Moktimuk, New
Illooinlleld, Pa. 33utl
TOBACCO SECARS &.C.
W. B. METCALFE,
AVITII
James llusscl & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers it
Tobacco and Cigars,
JYo. 11, South rront Street,
Philadelphia.
9W Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Ronn. . J. JIcConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
oiiai3iii.sioii Merehants,
And Wliole.salc Dealers in
LEAF ANI) MANUFACTURED
TQ8aCC0StSEGABS,&C,
No. 13 North Tifth Street,
(Between Market and Ar;:h,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
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A. B. Cunningham. J. H. Lewars. J. S. Gleim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesalf, Dealers in
Tobacco, Scgars, fcc,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PIIIIiABlM.PIlIA.
310
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
Vrholesale Denlcrs in
FISH,
Cheese
AND
Provisions,
114 South Dclavuro Averinc,
Below Clicslnnt St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, (ietldes & Go's fanned Fruits.
lOlllf
H. 15. TAYLOK,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. At wood. Isaac AV. Hawk.
ATW00I), IJAXCK & CO.,
Coniiuissioii Merehanls,
AND
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Fleklud and Sal
IP I S II ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 GlilO PHILADELPHIA, PA,.
PATTERSON & MEWLIH,
Wholesale diroeerN,
AND
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
Philadelphia.
9 The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool,,
a specialty.
1'lease send for a Circular. 4 138
WHOLESALE ,S,
7 f3 GROCERS
January 1, 18G9.
fla?" Ilartl drinkinn- sittirnr mi n rnnlr
and sipping cold water.
fi Without Women tlin s-nrlil Tcnnlfl
he in a bhil'tlcss condition.
5?" What tWO Sciences nrft omnln-rod
by teiunsters in driving oxen '( anticul
ture and 6'tology.
JCSWlmt is the difference hntwnrn
a printer and a tailor? The one works
press, and tho other, presses work.
SO"" Jo. Case, defines the exact height
of a young lady's ambition to be two lit
tle feet.
EST " Isu't my shirt clean ?" quotli
one ISohemian to another. " Well, yes,"
was the answer, " it's clean for brown,,
but it's awful dirty for white."
JCS"" A cruel man out West, sneaking
of the singing nf tho village choir, cays.
" It is like Unit wood, in a stream: it
dr
ngs on the bars, yet don't amount to a
dam."
J5:S"" Sure an' it wasn't poverty that
drove me from the ould country," said
Michael, the other day, " for my father
had a yoke of oxen and a cow, and they
gave milk the year round !.
tfSv" A Philosopher says, if you want a
pair of boots to la.st four years, melt and
mix four ounces of mutton tallow, apply
while warm, place the boots in a closet
din to barefoot.
JCS?" The question why printers do
not succeed as well as brewers, is thus
answered ; " Decausc printers work for
the head, and brewers for 1 the stomach
and where twenty have stomachs, but one
has brains.
JGSr "Tappa," said a small urchin
with a mischicveous eve: " I sav. nanna
ought the master to flog a fellar lor what
he didn't do ?" " Certainly not my boy."
" ell then he flogged me to-day when.
I didn't do my sum."
A little girl who was watching
(he balloon ascension at Lewistown, Me.,
suddenly exclaimed;
" Mamma, I shouldn't think God
would like to have that mango up to.
heaven alive."
2?" Tho following epitaph may be
seen by any ono visiting the old grave
yard at Hallowell, Me. :
" ncre lies the body of Jones a poet,
That is, hh thought bo, and tried to show it,
But before ho made the world believe It,
The devil called and he had to lcive it."
JS3"Tt is asserted that there are so
many children in Indiana named after
Schuyler Colfax, that all the stone-cutters
in the state keep gravestones on hand
carved, " Sacred to the memory of
Schuyler Colfax 'ready to insert the
patronymic in the blank space- when the
order is given after tho funeral.
RfS" We heard a joke recently on two
Portsmouth drummers; While passing a,
house in Virginia, observing a very pe
culiar chimney, unfinished, and it at
tracting their attention they asked a flax
en haired urchin standing in the house,
if it, " drawed well," whereupon the
aforsaid urchin gave them the stinging
report : " Yes, it draws the attention of
all tho d d fools that pass this road."
As a steamboat was about to start
from Cincinnati, one day, a young man
came on board, leading a blushing damsel
by the hand, and approaching the polite
clerk, said in a suppressed voice.
" I say, me and my wife has just got
married, and I'm looking for accommo
dations." "Looking for a berth?" hastily in
quired the clerk, as ho passed tickets to
another passenger.
"A birth ! thunder and lightning no!"
gasped the astonished man ; " wo hain't
but just got married wo only want a
place to stay all night, you know."
CQ A country pedagogue had two pu
pils, to ono of whom he was partial and
to the other severe. One morning it
happeued that these two boys were late
and were called up to account for it.
' You must have heard the bell, boys;
why did you not pome V
' Please, sir,' said the favorite, ' I was
dreamin' that I was goiu' to Californy,
and I thought the school bell was the
steamboat bell, as I was goin' in.'
Very well,' said the master glad-of
any pretext to exeme his favorite. 5 And
now, sir,' turning to the othor, what have
you to say?'
' Please, sir,' said the puizled toy, 1 1
I waiting to see Tom off J,'

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