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The Lambertville Record WEDNESDAY, JUNK 4, 1902. A FORCED SALE. Frith’* Pnrchaiie of Ills Own Por trait Paint***] by Himself. Iloru Is the astonishing history of one of Frltli’s own portraits painted by himself. The celebrated R. A. had en tirely forgotten Its existence until a friend entered his studio one morning and asserted that a capitnl picture of himself was on view in a small shop In Great Portland street. “It's not a bit like .what you are now,” observed the friend, "but It may have resembled you some years ago. Go and look at It." Mr. Frith went and found his own Imago after an estrangement of forty flvo years. Ho determined to buy It, though he had not the faintest recollec tion of having painted It. "Ah, n por trait!" said Frith to the woman In charge of the shop after he had pre tended to examine several other works. “Whose likeness Is that?” “That," said the Indy, “is a portrait of the celebrat ed artist, Frith, painted by himself.” “Why, ho must be an elderly man,” put in the artist. The woman remark ed thut he was young once. "Humph!” quoth the genial W. I*. F. “Not much of a picture.” To this the woman demurred and asked £20 for the canvas. It vjas Frith’s turn to appear surprised. “Well,” replied the shopkeeper with out moving a muscle, "It cost us nearly ns much. We shall make a very small profit. You see, It Is very valuable be cause the nrtlRt Is deceased!" “De ceased!" exclaimed the astonished painter. “Dead, do you mean?" “Yes, sir; died of drink. My husband attend ed the funeral." Frith bought the picture, but did not revive for some time.—Chambers’Jour nal. Avra of Illrria. Among birds the swan lives to be the oldest, In extreme enses reaching 200 years. The falcon has been known to live 102 years. An eagle died In 1819 which had been caught 104 years be fore and wns then quite old. A white bended vulture, which was caught In 1700, died In tho aviary at Schonbrun, near Vienna, In 1824. Parrots Uvo more than a century. Water birds have a long life, exceeding that of several gen erations of men. Itaveus also live over a hundred years. In captivity magpies live from twen ty to twenty-live years, and still longer In freedom. Tho common hen attains the age of from fifteen to twenty years. Doves live ten yeni'B and the little sing ing birds from eight to seventeen years. The nightingale's life Is the shortest, ten years being tho longest, and next conies tho blackbird, which never lives longer than fifteen years. A Tough Steak. "On tho other Blclo of tho Rio G ran do,” said n traveler, "nient is cheap, but the best cuts of Mexican beef are tougher than rhinoceros hide. >When I first went to Mexico, I ordered a tenderloin at a hotel in Durango, but I couldn't cut it to save my neck. I told tho waiter It wouldn't do, ntid ho re moved It. “Presently, however, bo returned, ac companied by tho proprietor of tho hotel, and laid tho platter on tho table. ‘What's the matter with tho steak'/' naked tho hotel man in Spanish. •Tough,’ said I. 'Why, I can hardly stick a fork into tt—much less a knife.’ “Mine host flapped it over .with tho flat of the knife and eyed It dubiously. ‘I’m sorry,’ he said, ‘but It’s tho best in tho house. At any rate, I can’t tuko it back. It’s bent.'” Her Very Clear Thoughts. "Well, aunty, what are your thoclits aboot mnrryin'?" asked a young wom an in Scotland tho other day of her aunt, a decent body who had reached the shady side of life without having committed matrimony. “ 'Deed, lassie,” frankly replied tho old lady, "I've had but three thochts about it a' my days, an’ the last Is like to be the longest. First, then, when I was young, like yoursel*, I tliocht, ‘Wlin’ll I tak'V Then, as time began to wear by, I thoclit, ‘Who’ll I get?’ An’ after I got my leg broken wl' that whuiucl oot o' Saunders McDrunthle's cart my thoclds syue have bln, ‘Wha'll tuk' me?’ ” Ill* (ireateat Objection. “You objcrt to Monuonism and other forms of polygamy on moral grounds, I suppose?” “Well, partly, partly, but not entire ly.” “What else should make it offensive to you?” "What else! Why, great mackerel, think of coming home late from the club and having to mnke explanations to ten or fifteen wives I"—Chicago Post. Purely A it r lonlt u ml. Caller— For goodness’ sake, xvhat's that noise? Ilauskeep—Girl next door Is having her voice cultivated. Caller—Hub! What are they doing— plowing It? Ilauskeep — 1 don't know, hut the sound of It Is hnrrowlug.—Philadelphia Press. Mlulit Have Prevented It. Little Walter was eatlug lunch when he gave his arm a sudden shove, and •plash! down went the glass of milk. “I knew you wero going to spill that," said mamma angrily. "Well, If you knew,” queried Walter, “why didn’t you tell me?” —Little Chroulcle. “Hull* Spi-lnga Eternal.” Many a man who thought yesterday that all was lost has a more hopeful view of life this mornlug. The world will be normal by tomorrow.—St Paul Globe. Ily refusing to listen to secrets one Is saved unlimited trouble. GAVE HIM HIS OWN WAY. Ami Then (he Cuatomer Brought the Shoe Clerk to Time. "Now, there," said the shoe sales man, ‘‘Is just what you waDt.” ‘‘Is It?” asked the prospective cus tomer. ‘‘I thought I said"— "Just let me put It on,” Interrupted the salesman. "But It Is my recollection”— "Couldn’t have a better fit,” broke in the salesman. "Everybody Is wearing them, and they’re u bargain.” “ohr “Let me put on the other.” Then, after a moment: “There you are, sir. Couldn't be better. Three-fifty, please.” “For what?” "For the shoes.” "But I don’t want the shoes. You asked me to let you put them on, and I was courteous enough to let you do It. 1 always try to he obliging. You said they were just what I wunted, but that was your Judgment, and I’m accustomed to back my own. Now, If you’ve hnd all the dlvertlsement In this matter that you desire, will you please trot me out a pair of shoes ac cording to the plans and specifications I gave you when I came In, and per haps we can do business? I have found by experience that the only way to get what one wants from a shoe clerk Is to let him have his own way for the first fifteen or twenty minutes, and then he may become tractable.”—Chicago Post The Ural Drummer. "The term ‘drummer,’ ” said a trav eling salesman for a Murket street wholesale house, "hus come to be re garded us synonymous with cheek, flashlness and dissipation. Just why this should be I don’t know, unless people get the ldeu from stage Jokes and comic papers. Perhaps years ago there was somo Justification for It, but there Is no room for that sort of man today. Competition Is too keen. The traveling salesman who stands well with his trude and with his own firm must attend strictly to business. It may sound strange nnd contrary to general belief, but most men In my lino of work are of a religious turn. Borne get Into the churchgoing habit while stopping over Sunday In small towns, where there Is nothing else to do. They get Interested In religion and wind up by Joining the church. Then, too, the country merchant Is usually n man of affairs In his town nnd Is generally a pillar of the church, und the churchgoing drummer is ap to muke a greater Impression on him than does one who Is more worldly.”— Philadelphia Ilecord. A Do.toncse DeflnttloB. Teacher—Have you ever heard of the "happy Isles of Greece?" Little Waldo—Yes, ma'am. Teacher—Can you tell me something about them? Little Waldo—They are pieces of pork entirely surrounded by beans.—Chicago lteeord-IIeraJil. Pennsylvania Railroad. THK STANDARD RAILWAY OF AMERICA. PROTECTED THBOBOHOUT BY THK Interlocking Snitch mil Bloch Signal Synten tlELVIDKRE DIVISION. I rains for \ew York and I'hilatlelphla• On nnd after November 4,1901. I .cave Munuuku ('hunk 7 2'>, nmi 10.0ft, u. in' 1 *.77, (.15 «nd 6.18 p m. Sunday, 7.2ft a ui. I.eave Helvidere 7.80 und IU.10 a iu, 12.83,2.01 nmi 0 2ip iii. Sunday, 7.30 a in. Leave IMillliphbiirg 7.12,8.00. and 10.38 u. in., 1.00, 3 .‘3, und ft.ftft p. ui. Sunday. 8.00 a in. Leuvu Frem blown 7.47 and 11.11 u in, 1.33,8.00 iiml »».:*<> p in. Sunday, 18.22 a. in. Leave Fk*niingtoii 7.4ft a hi, 12 .15 and 3.6ft p iu week-diiya. Arrive Lambert villa 8.10 a in, 1.28 und 4. I p ui week-day*. Leave Lambert ville 7.00, 8.22, 8.45. ami 11.48 a. m , 2.08, 4 Ho untl 7.00 p. in. Sunday,8.4r> a. hi. Arrive Trenton 7.8.1, 8.18, 9.00. a in, 12.17, 2.86, 6.08 ami 7.28 p in. Sunday, 0.00 a. in. Arrive Philadelphia (Kensington) V I7 a. ui, 8 14. 4 64 and 6.26 p. hi. Mimiay, 10.02 a iu. Arrive Philadelphia (Hroad Street Station) 8.67 10.00, 10.01, a in., 1.06, 8.28, 6 (H) and 8 22 p in. Sun day, 10.01 a in. Arrive New York, via Trenton, 9.28, 10.81 and 11.88 u in, 2.18, 4.68, 7.08 and 9 80 p in. Sunday, i 11.88 a ui. Train* from Philadelphia and New York j Leave New Yoik, Dcshrosacs St., via Trenton 8.00, 11.00 a.in, 1.80, 8.00, 4.HO, and 0.00 p in Sun* day 6.00 p in Cortlan It Street 8.00, 11.00 a in., 1.80, 8.00, 4.80 and 6 00 p in. Sundaya. 0.00 p in. Weal Twenty-third Street Station, 7.55 10 66 a. in., 121, 2.6.1,4.21 and 6,66 p in. Sundaya, 6.66 Leave Philadelphia (Kensington) 6.46,7.40,10.04 a in, 2 40, 4.26 ami 6.14 it in. week-days. Leave Philadelphia (Hroad Street Station) 6.5e and VMHi a in. 12.00 uoon, 2.80 (Lambertvllle ouly), 8.62,5.00, and 7.u2 p in. Sunday, 7.02 p m. Leave Trenton 7.62, 9.15, a in, 1.00, 8.27. 4.12. 5.50, and 7.68 p in. Sunday, 7.58 p in. Arrive Latnhertviile 8.38, 10.22 a iu, 1.37, 4.02,, 5.07,6.28 and 8.27 p iu. Sunday, 8.27 p iu. Leave Lambert vllle for F'leutiuglon 8.40 a iu,2.06 ami 5 oo p m, weeknlaya. Arrive Fleiuiugton 0.15 a iu, 2.52 and 6.83 pm week-day*. Leave Lambertvilte (or Manunka ('hunk 8.88 10.22 a m. 1.87, 6.07 and 8.27 n ui. Sunday, 8.27 p. m. For Phillipsburg and Kastou ouly, 6.28 p iu. week-days. Leave French!own 9.05, 10.49 a in,2.09. 6.30 and 8.64 p in week-days, 8 64 p m Sundaya. For Phil lipahurg aud Kualou ouly, 7.02 p in. Arrive at Phlllipshurg 9.40 aud 11.22 a. in., 2.42, 5.68, 7.3b and 9.26 p. ui Sunday, 9 26 pm. Leave PhllUptiburg 7.25,9.47 aud 11.26 a iu,2.47 6.08 and 9.80 p in. Sunday,9.80 p iu. Arrive Heividere 7.67, 10.27 ami 11.50 aiu, 3.19 6.29,9 67 p m. Sunday, 9.57 pm. Arrive Manunka ('hunk 8.03, lO.HHand 11.66 a iu, 8.25, 6.36 and 10.04 p ui. Sunday, 10.04 p in. Additional union leave Heividere for Manunka ('hunk 7.00 and 9.40 a in, ami 2.20 n iu. Sunday 7.00 am. Returning, leave Manutika ( hunk lor Heividere 10.48 a ui , 4.20, 6.40 and 10.06 p. iu Sunday, 10.06 p m. Freight or mixed train* leavlug Manunka ('hunk at 6.00 a ui, Heividere 6.14 am, Martin'* Creek 6.31 a ui, arriving Lehigh Junction 6.48 a in will carry passenger* and make stops at flag sta tiona north of Phillipaburg. Passengers for Hroad Street Station, Philadel phia, l»v (rains leaving Manunka ('bunk 7.26 a iu dally, 5.18 p m week-daya, and leaving Phillipsburg 8 CO a iu dally, and 5.55 p ui week-days go through without change at Treu ton. A through ear for Manunka Chunk is at tached to trains leaving Broad Street Station at 6.09, 0.06 a m, 12.00 noon, aud 3.52 p iu. By all other trains passenger* to or from Hroad Street Station change ears at Trenton. Connection is made at Manunka Chunk with Delaware, Lackawanna A Western Railroad Le high Juuetlon with Lehigh Valiev, Ix'high A Sus quehanna. Morris t% Kaaex, aud New Jersey Cen tral Railroads. At laiuibert vllle with Fleming tuu Railroad. At Trenton with trains to and from New York. Camden. Ac. For further Information, roe time-tables, which can tie obtained at the ticket ofllces. J. R. WOOD, Oeneral Passenger Agent. HUTCHINSON. Oeneral Manager J. B Digests what you Eat Dyspepsia Cure The agony you suffer after eating, tnat feeling of fullness, llatulenco (wind on the stomach) and belching is caused by decay of undigested food which forms a gas that distends the walls of the stomach aud ex erts a pressure against all the internal organs. The eating of more food forces out part of this gas and causes belching. Just take a lit tie Kodol. Dyspepsia Cuitis. It will relieve you at once. It never falls to permanently cure the worst cases of Indigestion and dyspepsia. “1 suffered untold pains from Indigestion which were always worse af ter eating. Two bottles of Kodol Dyspepsia Crus made me a well man aud life now seems worth living. PeterShermau, No. Stratford, N. H." It can’t help but do you good Prepared by E. C. DeWitfc & Co., Chicago. The 11. bottle coutain»2Vi time* tbc WXr. size The favorite household remedy tor coughs, colds, evoupi bronc&It is, griDlM throat and lung troubles is ONE MINUTE Cough Cure. It cures quickie. For sile at GEORGE M. SIIAMALIA’S DRUG STORE. mS IN PKfttT SGONY. KIDNEYS AND BACK PAINED HIM. Doctor Polled to Help Him, but he Was Cured by OR. DAVID KENNEDY’S FAVORITE REMEDY Joseph Gibson of 119 North Laurel street, Bridge ! ton, N. J., and the owner of the Elmer Marble Works , at Elmer, N. J., is a great friend of Dr. David Ken nedy's Favorite Remedy. After reading his letter to Dr. Kennedy, no one will doubt but that he has good reason to be so. In his letter recently written, be says- "About three years ago I had an attack of gastric grip. I suffered fearful pains in my stom ach • my kidneys and back pained me, and I suffered from dreadful headaches and was in perfect agony most of the time. I called in our doctor, but as he did not seem to help me I dismissed him. I had a bottle of Dr. David Kennedy’s Favorite Remedy in the house and I began taking it. It helped me wonderfully ; the pains -disappeared ; I grew strong, er and better, and I was completely cured by its use. • Why, I would not be without a bottle of Favorite Remedy in the house, for if there is anything wrong with the stomach or kidneys a s, few doses will set them right. My wife 9 uses it and thinks there is nothing like it to build her up and strengthen her. I recol lect one day my son came in tne nouse wun his face all bloodshot, his head was all swelled up and he was suffering from fearful pains in his stomach and had not had a movement of the bowels for a long time. I said to him, ‘my son, go get a bottle of Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy and you will be all right. He did, and I tell you it just cured him right up, and now he would swear by it.” * . ... If you suffer from kidney, liver or bladder trouble in any . . 1 i .. tw.i Dt-ir.Ul *1' f \ ii’UOCfl form, diabetes, Bright's disease, rheumatism, dyspepsia, eczema, ^ or any form of blood disease, or, if a woman, from the sick nesses peculiar to your sex, and are not already convinced that * Dr. David Kennedy’s 1'avorite Remedy is the medicine you need you may have a trial bottle, absolutely tree, witn a vaiuaoie metrical pam phlet by sending your name, with past office address to the Ur, David Kennedy Corporation, Rondout, N. Y., mentioning this paper ., „ . , fir. David Kennedy’s Favorite Remedy is sold by all druggists at $1.00 a bot tle or 6 bottles for $5.00—leas than one cent a dose. lr. David Kennedy's Golden Drops instaut relief. Ncurslflls# fiheunwtlsm, bruises. Burns. 25c, 60c. All druggists sell Dr. David Kennedy’s Favorite Remedy in the !»ew 50 Out Size and the regular $1.00 size bottles. JOHN W KOOK i'll. TIIOS. STINTS,HAN KOOKER & STINTSMAN’S GENERAL HARDWARE STORE, NEW HOPE, PA. FURNITURE. CARPETS. RUGS, MATTINGS, &e. Oak Red Room Suits, Enameled Reds, Coaches, Fancy Chairs, Mat tresses, Rag and Ingrain Carpets, Rugs, Matting, Window Shades, ite. In fact, everything to furnish a house complete. OUR LINK OF HKATEKN -AND— ranches are unsurpassed ami contain such as the Art Canopy, Otiiri-lo, Sun shin k, Bride, Leiiioii, Dockash, Ben Hur, and others. It will pay you to call and see them if in want of one, before purchasing. PAINTS. OILS, VARNISHES, fee. Wo keep a full supply of Paints, Oils, White Lead, Varnishes, in cluding Fire-Proof Hoofing Paint in any (piantity desired. BUILDERS' SUPPLIES. Building and Roofing Paper, Slaters’ Felt, Rosendale and Port land Cement, Brick Wall Plaster and Terra Coita Pipe. FARM MACHINERY, and REPAIRS of all kinds. SLATE AND TIN ROOFING ANI) SPOUTING promptly attended to hy competent workmen. A large line of GUNS, SHELLS, and FISHING TACKLE constantly on hand. Repairing of guns a specialty Shells loaded hy hand to order. „ Repairs for all makes of stoves furnished at short notice. Agents for Hartford Bicycle Tire—firsts and seconds. If in want of any goods in our line, please call and see a large line of new goods to select from. Goods not usually carried in stock will he procured at short notice, as we have a representative in the city weekly. A share of your patronage solicited. Satisfaction guaranteed. Philadelphia & Reading Railway Kngiues Burn Hard Coal—No Smoke TIM* TABUS I in KKKKCT MAT IS, 1901 TRAINS LEAVE NEW HOPE. For Glenside, Jonk intown and Philadelphia, weekdays, 5.44, 7.12, 10.44 a. ill., 11.54, 4.30, o.oft P m Sundays, 6.1ft a. in , 4.06,6.1ft p. m. Arrive at Philn. (Heading Terminal) 7.54, H.42, a. in., 12.8ft, l.30, 6 io, : 44. p. m week days. Sundays, 8.89, a m., ft.49.8.01 p. m TRAINS FOR NEW HOPE. Leave Philadelphia, ReadingTerminal,week- s days, 7.04, 9.30 a m., 2.06, 4.19, 6.02. ll 02 p. m 1 Sundays, 9.34 a m , 1.49, 7.19 p. m. Arrive at New Hope 8.49,11.20 a m , 4 04, ft 47. 7.43 p. in., 12.42 a in. week-days. Suilduvs, 11 23 a m., 3.51, 8.66 p. ill Close connection at Jenkintown with fast ex press trains to and from New York, Baltimore, Washington, the South and West. ATLANTIC CITY DIVISION. Leave Philadelphia, Chestnut street wharf and South street w harf, for Atlantic City: Weekdays—Express, 9.ot>, 10.45 a in., (1.00 Saturday* only) 2.00, 4.00, 4 30, ft.00, to 40, 7.15 p. m. Lival 6.ooa. m., tft.40 p. m. Sundays Express,8.00, 9.00,10.00, a m., 7.15 p. ni. Local 6.00 a. m , 5.00 p. m. Leave Atlantic City Depot—Weekdays Ex press, 7.00, 7.4ft, 8.20, 9.00, 10.15,a 111., 8.50, ft.30, * 30p. m. Local 6 2ft, a ni., 3 ftO p. m Sun days Express, 10.1ft a. m ., 4.30, ft.30, 7.30. p m Local 7.1ft, a m., 4.06, p. 111. Parlor Cars on all Express Trains. LEAVE PHILADELPHIA Ko* Cape May—Weekdays—8.30, 8.4ft a m Saturdays only 41.401, *4 10, 25.40 p. m Suu days—8.4ft, 9.1ft a in., ft.00 p. m. For Ocean Citt—Weekdays—8.4ft a m , (Sat urdays only *1.40), t4.80, 25 40 P M. Sundays 8.4ft, 8 15 a. m , ft 00 p. in. For Sea Isle City—Weekdays-8.45 a m (Saturdays only 41.40), t4.80, tft.40 p. m. Sundavs 8.46 a. m., ft OOP. m., tSouth St., 4.15 p. ui , tSonth 8t.,ft30 p m . 4South St., 130 p. m •South St., 4.00 p. m NEW YORK AND ATLANTIC CITY EX 1 HESS leaves NEW YORK (Liberty Street) 5 40 a m , leaves ATLANTIC CITY 8 30 a ui Detailed time tables at ticket offices. >r ■f\lr.t^r. 'vi'l'ly to nearest Philadelphia A Reading Railway ticket agent or address, W A GARRETT. EDS ON J WEEKS Gen'i tiupl Gen‘1 Pass r Agt BUY the; -&■« (basic, •*'» SEWING MACHINE Do not be deet ivcd by those who ad vertise a JtiO.tK) Sew ing Macliiiie ft*r $20.(K). TUIa kind of a machine can be bought from us or any of our dealers from Sib.00 to $18.00. Wt MAKE A VARIETY. 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These tickets will be sold daily from November 80 to May 8t, and will be of two descriptions: Season tickets, bearing a Anal limit of June 8, 1902, and eleven-day tickets, good to return within eleven days, in cluding date of sale, but not good after June 3,1902. These tickets will not be good to stop off en route, For rates and further particulars apply to Ticket Agents. Reward For family bible of Thomas Winder of Hopewell and Amwell townships, who died in 1734. Apply to W. K. Johnson, 208 S. 3rd S , Philad'a 5 Per Cent. Guaranteed. We are offering the safest ami most profitable investment stock in the market—five per cent, cash interest, clear of all tax and ex pense. If interested write or call on our special agent Mr. R. II. Johnston, in care of “The Record,” and he will be pleased to explain tlm details. New Jersey Building anil Loau Invest ment Company. TltFSITOS, MEW JEUSEY. THE GRIP EPIDEMIC. The Disease More Prevalent than Ever ami Quite an Fatal. The Ilent Treatment. The grip has surprised the doc tors and health authorities this season by its rapid spread and by some novel symptoms. While it spares nobody it is proving especially dangerous to middle-aged and elderly persons. In many cases either a fatal onset of pneumonia, or a complete breakdown of health and strength, is apt to fol low an attack of grip. The wi°e course for all is preven tion. By wearing a Henson’s Porous Plaster on the chest and hack you protect the lungs from cold and chill and (with ordinary care) you are safe from grip. For those who are already suffer ing from grip, or from the usual win ter coughs and colds, Bensons Plasters are a sure and speedy relief and cure. Highly medicinal and scientific. Refuse imitations and substitutes. Only the genuine are effective. Ex amine when you buy. Seabury & Johnson, Manufacturing Chemists, New York. 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Wanted at once, good, respectable homes for the following children: Boy, three and a half years, Girl, two years. Any good Christian family wil ling to receive either of these children a* a member of the family, and give it such care and training as will fit it for a life of self-sup port and usefulness, is invited to correspond with The Children’s Aid and Pro tective Association, 0.> Essex Avenue, Orange, N. J, A W- ABBOTT, Agent. EMERSON PIANOS. For nearly fifty years these in struments have stood the test. They have been used in schools, conser vatories, in the home, and on the stage. You will hear their praises sounded by professionals as well as amateurs. Our 70,000 satisfied purchasers stand ready to say to fiicnds who are looking for a new Piano, “Buy an Emerson.” As dealers, who know all makes, their good and bad points, we say there ; is more Piano for less money in thi« make than in any other on the 1 market. The Emerson is a leader because merit is bound to win. Terms Easy: A little down and a little each month until paid. Emerson Piano Com'y, 110 Eoylston Street, IIOSTOIY. NASS. THE LAMBERTVILLE RECORD JOB PRINTING DEPARTMENT is in the front rank of up-to-date printing establishments, t h new material, all the latest designs and faces of type and modern labor-saving devices, we are prepared to do ALL KINDS OF JOB PRINTING from a card to a newspaper, artistically, promptly and at fair prices. BOOKS, PAMPHLETS, LEGAL BLANKS, POSTERS. CIRCULARS, CARDS, PARTY INVITATIONS. WEDDING STATIONERY, eegeeaea BILL HEADS, STATEMENTS, NOTE HEADS, ENVELOPES, ADVERTISING NOVELTIES, LEDGERS, BLANK BOOKS, Etc, SCHOOL COMMENCEMENT INVITATIONS. igBaftiieeeeeggB Cheap and mean-looking work disgraces a reputable business house. (Jet your printing done by an office that has a reputation at stake. Printing that pays and does credit to the user is the kind that every business man should have. We endeavor to do this kind and at as low rates as creditable work can be done by any one.