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THELAMBERTVILLE RECORD A REPUBLICAN JOURNAL ISSUED EVERT WEDNESDAY —AT— Lambertville, Hunterdon County, N. J. Entered at the Lambertville Post Office as Second-Class Matter. OFFICE, COR. UNION AND CORYELL STREETS. SUBSCRIPTION 1 1 Year In advance. U Months, in advance.7fl 3 Months, in nrivnnce.40 JESSIE E. PIERSON, Editor and Publisher. NOVEMBER 3, 1909 STENOGRAPHERS’ NOTES. Perfectly Intelligible Only to the One Who Wrote Them. “My stenographer was taken ill sud denly," said a well known business man the other day, “and as I bad dic tated some tmportnnt letters to him which I wanted written at once I took bis notebook to a stenographic Insti tution and asked for a man to trans late tho notes. Judge of my surpriso when I was Informed that no matter how good an expert n stenographer may he he cannot rend the notes of a colleague.” "This is a common complaint of men who know nothing of stenography and have never studied It,” said a short hand reporter recently. "It Is true, however, that no stenographer can ac curately translate another's notes. Tills does appear strange, but It must be remembered thnt stenography is by no means a perfect science. In fact. It Is most Imperfect, and there Is great room for Improvement. Therefore every Intelligent person who studies stenography after he gets through the rudiments of It begins to Improve It In Ills own way. Invents word signs and characters and changes or alters those lie has learned. As a result every stenographer's notes are stamp ed by Ills own individuality, a mystery to another, and therefore, with the ex ception of words most commonly used. It would he Impossible to read anoth er’s notes accurately.—New York Her ald EYE OF THE CAMERA. Ths Longer It Looks the More It Seee Within Certain Limits. Often the eye of the camera will do rlplior documents of which the writing lind been substantially obliterated by age, says n writer In Van Nordcn's Magazine. 1 have successfully copied with the camera the utterly faded pho tograph of a classmate of forty years previous. Changes In tho pigment of the sltln. undiscovered by the eye, appear with distinctness ou the sensitive plate, and It is said that nmplo warning of ap proaching disease has been thereby given. The camera takes pictures of sub jects which cannot be made to appear on the ground glass and of those which tbo eye of man has never seen. Tho human eyo enn penetrate space no fnrthcr In an hour than In a single lnstnnt. Yet the eye of the camera will gaze Into the sky for hours, look ing deeper and seeking more with ench second that passes. Through this attribute of the enm ern n great chart of the heavens Is now being made. In this work distinguish ed astronomers and photographers throughout the world nre co-operntlng. Yet not one In n hundred of the stars nlrendy plainly pictured by them was ever soon by the unaided eye of sci entists. A Verbal Speedometer. Every calling tins its technical vocab ulary. and those who are fnmlliar with It nre often surprised and lrrltnted nt the dilliculty other people have in un derstanding II. A writer lu the New York World tells of an old horseman lu Maine who had run over a mnn and was being sued for damages. The court asked the defendant If ho was driving fast, lie answered. *'l was going a pace.” The court then said, "Now. kindly tell the gentlemen of the Jury Just how fnst you were go ing." ■'Well," salil the defendant. "I reckon I was going a clip.” “Well, will you tell the Jury how fast a clip Is-/" "Well. It’s going a dlte.” “Now. will you tell the Jury how fnst a dlte Is?” “Well, a (life's a dlte. Anybody knows what a dlte Is." Which Leg? In a small town In the west of Scot land the town clerk, who was a bit of a "character." had the misfortune to lose his leg In a railway accident. As a mark of appreciation and esteem for his long services the council unani mously agreed to replace his loss with an artificial limb, which they did ns soon ns he was sufficiently recovered. A few months afterward the town clerk, who was generally known by Ills Christian name. Paul, was unfortunate enough to have Ids other leg fractured in an accident. Naturally the mishap became fotsl for town gossip, and one old wife in discussing the matter with a neighbor was overheard saying: "IPs a ge.i bad business for I’uul, pulr man. tail 1s t Ills aln leg or the leg that belongs to the toon tliaPs bro ken ?" Life of the Red Deer. According to on olil (ladle legend, o rod door might Hvo for 210 years, an eagle for 030 and an oak troo for near ly nluoloon oonturlos. Nowadays, liowover. Imndrod year-old door would bo dlllloult to find. From twonty-flve to thlrty-Ovo yoars apparently may be about the range of their existence.— London Country Gentleman. The Amateur. "Yes,"‘said the person who had at tended the party. “Miss Keepounder was there, and we had to l>og and beg her to play." "And did she play?" "Oh. yes. I thought for a time that we would have to bog and beg her to stop.”-Exchango. A man in Texas who died at the age of 121, proved his claim by the family Bible. We hereby admonish the cows that if they don’t give more milk so as to keep down the price we shall all take our revenge by eating oleomargerine. A New Jersey woman whipped her son who had eaten five pies. We should think that the punishment was involved in the offense. —The real Bread—L. B. C.—Hpe oial every afternoon. I —Special Biscuit—Every afternooD Li. B. C. A colossal statue in white marble, :mblematic of purity and typifying New Ifork, is being erected in Times Square. This is all the city considers necessary to achieve a good name. And now the farmers are buying dia monds for their wives. With eggs and butter at the present [trice we should think that most farmers could own aer oplanes. The sparrows are killing all the chickens in South Carolina. I hey will tackle the razor back hogs next and then there will be something in the sporting line to attract public atten tion. A San Francisco couple were mar ried in the morgue. Being prepared lor the worst they took it at the start. WORNOUT MOUNTAINS. Laurentiart Highlands the Oldest Land In the World. Stretching across Canada north of the St. Ijtwrcnec and ending In the regions about the source of the Missis sippi Is u range of low granite hills called the I.aurentian highlands. These hills are really mountains that are al most worn out, for they are the oldest land In America and, according to Agassiz, the oldest In the world. In the days when there was nothing hut water on the face of the globe these mountains came up, a long Is land of primitive rock, with universal ocean chafing against Its shores. None of the other continents had put In an appenrance at the time Americn was thus looking up. The United States began to come to light by the gradual uplifting of this land to the uorth and the appearance of the tops of the Alleghenies, which wero the next In order. Later the Rockies started up. The United States grew southward from Wisconsin and west ward from the Blue Ridge. An early view of the country would have shown a large Island which Is now northern Wisconsin and a long, thin tongue of this primitive rock sticking down from Canada Into Min nesota, and these two growing states looking out over the waters nt the mere beginnings of mountain ranges east and west. They were walflng for the rest of the United Stntes to ap pear.-Charles D. Stewart In Atlantic. BOILED IT DOWN, What the Lovere Intended to Say and What They Did Say. Wbnt ho intruded to say: Lucille, I cannot tell you how I have watted, how I have longed for this moment. Do you remember. T.urlllc. the first time we met? Well. I loved you from that moment. Are you surprised? I could not help It—I felt as though fate had drawn us together. Only tell me. darling, that some of my love Is relumed. There must lie hope for mo -say there Is! (Takes her hand.I I love you—love you more than words can tell. All 1 ask Is that for the re mainder of my life I may he your willing slave. All 1 desire Is your hap piness. Tell me. sweetheart, that my love Is reciprocated. Will you ho mine? (Kisses her.i Darling, nt Inst my happiness is complete. What she Intended to say: Why, ■lack! 1 did not dream of (his! I have always thought of you merely In a friendly way. and II seems so strange now lo have you speak of love. I sup pose I could get used to it In time. Yes. I might learn to love you a little lust a little. But you must really, ■lack, give me some time lo readjust myself What! Kiss me! You silly hoy! Well. Just one. What they said: .lack The fact Is. I.uey, i l l —I—will you marry me? Lucy Oh, Jack!-New York Journal. Simplified Oratorios. The new minister was consulting the organist ns to the music to be sung on his first Sunday. "And besides the hymn tunes,” said i he organist, whose dally occupation was lhat of plumber and Iceman for the village, “we always have two se lect Ions from the choir, from real classlml music, generally from one of Handel's or Haydn's oratorios.” “Why. that is good news,” said the minister, who was no mean musician and laid a cultivated taste nud ear. "Hilt don't you find the music rather difficult for untrained singers?” "Well, they aren't untrained, for 1 train ’em.” said the organist with some resentment. "And. besides that, where the music’s ditficult I alter It for 'em. I strike out all the cadenzas and trills and things of that kind, and where the tune runs loo low or too high I either set It up or down an octave, or If I can't do that I .last have ’em quit sing ing. and I put on the vox bumnnn stop and play the tune till II gets into their range again. It's easy enough when you know how lo do II." The Steady Man. WeM like to write H little rhyme tibont the sternly innu. who keeps on pegging all the time nml does the best he ean; the mail who early goes to work amt doesn't get home late, who never tries to shirk In order to be great. There are some fellows who will try to do their business tricks and have a linger In the pie of city politics. They try to put on lots of style and play a heavy role, and In a little hit o’ while you find them In a hole. 1 like the man of steady pace; Ills system I admire, lie has no wild desire to place more Irons In the Are!— I .os Angeles Express. Lova. Love must lie cultivated and can be Increased by judicious culture, as wild fruits may double their beariug under the hand of a gardener, and lovo cnn dwindle and die out of ucglect, as choice flower seeds planted In poor soil dwindle and grow single.—Harriet Ileecher Stowe. Ha Saw Double. Stymie (who has dallied too long at the elubhousel-Hey, old man: What ;huh wanter lee up two balls fori Green (ditto)—That’s all right, old .-hap. Can’t you see I’m driving with I wo clubs?—Puck. Would Be Nice. "1 tell you that the world shall yet slve me what I deserve:’’ he ranted. “That will be nice," replied bis wife, trying to view her back In the mirror. ”1 look well In black.”—Houston Post. There Is no grace In a benellt that iticks to the flngers.-Saoeca. MAY VISIT NEW JERSEY i Cities along the Kill von Knll, Rari tan and Delaware rivers and Delaware ' and Raritan canal may be visited by the Clermont and Half Moon if the efforts of a committee of the deeper waterways movement are successful. The waterways convention to be held at Norfolk, Va., Nov. 17 to 20, and in au attempt to secure the reproduct ions of the historic vessels as exhibits at the convention a committee is now negotiating with the Hudson-Fultou celebratiou commission. The committee in charge of the matt* r are Congressman J. II. Moore, presi dent of the Deeper Waterways Asso ciation; F. W. Donnelly, of Trenton, the New Jersey delegate to the con vention; George F. Bproule, com missioner of navigation for Pennsyl vania, and Charles E. Reed, secretary of the New York Board of Trade. With a view to presenting the pro position in its strongest light, a tenta tive program and itinerary have been arranged. It is suggested that the vessels be manned by sailors from the ; navy and be escorted by a gunboat and torpedo boat. Mr. Donnelly has suggested that a flotilla from the New York Yacht Club accompany the ships as far us New Brunswick; that the New Brunswick Club act as escort to Bordeutown, through the canal, and that the Tren ton Yacht Club pilot the visitors down the Delaware to Philadelphia. From the latter city the ships would be taken through the Delawale and Chesapeake Canal to Baltimore, and then to Norfolk. FLEMINGTON WIFE ANSWERS DIVORCE •Mrs. Catherine Bird, formerly of Flemiugtnti, has file l in the Court of Chancery mi miHwer to the amt for di vorce iinstituted against her by her husband, William Bird, of Flemiug ton . Mi n Bird denies emphatically her hiiHhand’s charges of infidelity aud makes counter chuiges against him. In her answer Mrs. Bird avers that after their marriage in Now York they he^an housekeeping on East Fifty fifth Street, that city. The defendant allege** that her husband told her he owned reul estate in Flemington and was interested in a business in that town which he was about to Nell, aud that as soon a« it was Bold he would engage in husinoHM in New York. Mrs. Bird coutiiiues by charging that after the f rat month her husband did not pay the rent aud did not con tribute to her support. They had two hoarders, and she was compelled, she declares, toboirow money from one of them to pay the rent and support the home. Finally she told her husband she could not borrow any mote money and could not pay the expenses of their living. She told him she must earn her own living, but could not support him. This led to a quarrel, duriug which, Min. Bud charges, her hus band beat her. Then she ordered him out of the house. This was in 1895, and the next day he took his trunk and left, 't he wife says he has never returned and has never commu nicated with her. The wife avers that she was com pelled to give up the apartment aud return to Flemington. Cater she re turned to New York, where she has since supported herself. She charges her huslmnd with deserting her. Christmas announcements are begiu uing to appear, which serves to recall the fact the great annual festival is less than two mouths distant. A sample paragraph by Mr. Uoose velt in the November Scribner's con tains sixty nine words of one syllable, twelve words of two syllables, aud only three words of three svllables or more. At a dollar a word Mr. Roose velt might have given better measure than that. A hunter says that gray squirrels must be looked for far from the rail roads, as the handy places are clenued out, due to the fact that gunners who 111 years goue by would not think of killing one wheu rabbits were to be found ure now killiug them so as not to be “skunked,” as the boys say. The first run of scrapple is excellent, but after it has been ripened by the frost the result will be an improvement all around. MADE MATTERS WORSE. He Effort to Correct Her Error About Charles and Mary Lamb. Charles I.auib, the beloved Ella of the essays, wrote both tragedies and comedies, but was not a successful playwright. When his farce "Mr. H.” was produced at the Drury Lane the ater It failed conspicuously, and the genlnl author, who was In the audi ence, himself joined with companion able vigor In hissing it. It Is, iudeed, an airy trifle, too slight In texture for the professional stage, but it has proved a charming play for nmnteurs. At a recent performance by a college dramatic society n little dialogue took place between two ladles In the audience which would certainly have delighted Lamb himself could be have heard It. “ 'Mr. n., a farce In two acts by Charles Lamb,’" read one of them from her program. "Do you know, I had quite forgotten that Lamb was a dramatic author.” "Ob. my dear,” exclaimed her neigh bor, with a superior smile, “of course he was! Surely you must remember , that be and his sister collaborated with Shakespeare." “Collaborated with Shakespeare!” exclaimed the first speaker, startled out of her politeness. “Ridiculous' What could have put such an Idea— Oh. you must be thinking of the ‘Tales From Shakespeare,’ by Charles and Mary Lamb.” There was mirth In her voice, and the superior person, flushing, perceived that overhasty “cramming” for the oc casion had led her into error. She tried to retrieve herself. *T did not mean collaborated with him, of course," she explained loftily. "That was merely a slip of the tongue. 1 meant translated him.” — Youth's Companion. Necessary. “Dear me,” exclaimed the lady, “that's twice you have dropped that cut glass pitcher within five minutes!” “I know it. ma'am,” replied the maid, “but It didn’t break the first time."— Chicago Record-Herald. You are cordially invited to the presentation of NEW AUTUMN FASHIONS in = MILLINERY I— A. C. HOFFMAN, Number one N. Union St., LAMBERTVILLE, N. J. Km- llrep Spntril Collin and C'oukIih, Al lan's Lung Ilalsnm cures when all other retm - dip* fail This old reliable medicine has been ! sold forever III years CV . Mir. and ifcl.on bottles. All dealers. V Small vices sometimes pinch hard, after they get a hold. A lazy liver leads to chronic dyspep sia and constipation—weakens the whole system. Donn's Reguleis (25 cents per Ikjx) correct the liver, tone the stomach, cure constipation. It is generally a weak person who breaks a strong promise. Cures baby's croup, Willie’s daily cuts and bruises, mama’s sore throat, grandma’s lameness--Dr. Thomas' Kc lectric Oil -the great household rem edy. After all, it is better to ride a hobby than a nightmare. While engaged in making money do not neglect altogether until too late, the task of making friends. .Some people reason that they’ll have a good time here and take a chance on the hereafter. They are wrong. I h.re won’t lie any chances hereafter, it'll he a sure thing—heaven or hell. Hospitality is a burden because we are so stylish in our entertainments. We should welcome company as we do our most familiar friends; make no display, incur no extra expense or la bor; then we and they will enjoy it, feel at home, and be more refreshed by our unostentatious cordiality than they pos sibly could be by laborious display. We must be more every-day like in our hos pitality, or our noblest impulses will congeal, and social life will lose its sweeetness. Muiiy requests from Catarrh sufferers who use atomizers have caused us to put up Li quid Cream Balm, a new and convenient form of Ely’s Cream Halm, the only remedy for Catarrh which can always he depended on. In power to allay inflammation, to cleanse the clogged air-passages, to promote free, natural breathing, the two forms of Cream Halm are alike. Liquid Cream Italm is sold by all drug gists for 75c., including spraying tube or mail ed by Ely Bros., M Warren Street, New York. Four hundred emotional women in Pittsburg tried ou Monday to kiss a lutHohall pitcher who has been doing Rome excellent work in his particular lino Finding himself besieged, the pitcher, who, no doubt, eau wither an umpire with a glance, took refuge in (light, and mice in hia home was back ed up by his new wife. Kissing oue woman iu an orderly and diguitied way is not an unpleasant episode, per haps, for that pitcher; but to have four hundred women struggling to do the kissiug, it was a serious matter. Aud remember, there are disease germs in kisses. l’ie wagons in New York arc running under police protection. What would out New Kngland fathers say to this? A Minneapolis man inquired at a drug store for “some of that ere ill-na tured alcohol.” An opportunity was lost by not directing him to the nearest groggerv. The Alabama Legislature has pass ed a law that no man must carry a pistol less than two feet long. A well dressed Alabamian will look like a dis mounted cavalryman. Chicago women are going to train rich men’s daughters to become poor men's wives. In the last ten years 47,000 persons have been killed on the railway tracks. These were all trespassers, which shows that is always safe to give a locomotive the right of way. It seems that Peary is a very sympa thetic man—but Dr. Cook hasn’t man-! aged to discover it as yet. Chicago prisoners have become ill from eating pie. No wonder so many citizens out there yearn for jail if they are to lie fed on luxuries. The jury in Pittsburg estimates wo man’s flesh at $25 per pound. That is what the girl got who wasted away be cause of a recreant lover. An Eskimo girl won first prize for beauty at the Seattle fair. Now we be gin to understand why so many explor ers persist in going to the frozen north. SPECIAL MASTERS SALE OF REAL ESTATE. By virtue of an order of the Court of Chan cery of New Jersey bearing date duly 19, Ihiim. made in a certain cause wherein Joseph Hunt is complainant and Alary E. Sharp et al, are defendants, and to me directed. I will ex pose for sale at public vendue to the highest bidder on Friday. December 8, 1909, between the hours of twelve and live o’clock in the afternoon, to wit; at the hour of two 1*. M. upon the premises hereinafter described, sit uated in the Township of Delaware, in the County of Hunterdon and State of New Jer sey, all that certain tract of land and prem ises containing tt4 acres and two hundredths of an acre of land, more or less, now occupied by Timothy Van Zelious, bounded on the North by lands of William II. Kveritt, on the South by lands of William Lines. John ltiley and Lambert "ornian, on the East by land of Elizabeth Johnson, and on the West by the public road leading from Stockton to Rose inont and being the same premises described in two parcels in a certain deed made by George W. Sharp and wife to Amos 1*. Hunt dated March 81, A D mas and recorded in the Hunterdon County Clerk's office in Hook 140 of Deeds at pages V»H etc Said lands will he sold subject to the rights of Timothy Van Zelious as tenant in possession thereof. Con ditions of sale will be made known on the day of sale l>v WII.LAIU) C. PARKER. Special Master. PAUL A. QUEEN. Solicitor Dated: November 1. 1909. r,t PUBLIC SALE OF REAL ESTATE. The subscribers, executors of Michael Mc Guire, deceased will otter for sale at public auction, on Saturday, the 27th dav of Novem ber, 1909, at 8:80 P. Al . on the premises, the real estate of said Michael McGuire, consisting of a frame, slate roof dwelling house, with frame, slate roof barn and large lot of land annexed, situate at the corner of Douglas and .studdiford Sts., on Cottage Hill, in Lam bertville, N. J. All buildings in tirst-class condition. Tenant in house. Also, at the same time and place, will otter for sale the unexpired term of said Michael AfeGuire in a tract of land on the south side of Swan street, on Coftage Hill, purchased by said Michael McGuire for fifty years nr a tax Terms and conditions made known by time of sale Premises may be seen and full in form at ion had by application to the under signed. or to E w. Hunt, their attorney. Propositions for private sale will be received at any time previous to the date above named. BERNARD McGUlRK. THOMAS K McGUIRE, Executors. ROAD WORK. Notice to Contractors The Board of Chosen Freeholders of the County of Hunterdon, and Mate of New Jer sey, will receive at th<*ir rooms in the Bloom Building, F'lemimrton, New Jersey, on Tues day, November 14U h. 1009, until the hour of 10 o’clock A. M , sealed proposals for budd ies the following improved roads in the said County of Hunterdon. FlR'T. The Mlugoes-Wooilsville Road, beginning at Hingoes at intersection with the r leinin^ton-l«amhortville macadam road and extending over the Trenton Turnpike through the townships of Fast Amwell and West Am well to the Mercer < 'ounty line near the town of Woodsville, a distance of 21,547 feet or 4.ONl miles. HK Nil. Tl*e Wliitelioiise-Lelmnoii Road, beginning at Whitchouse at intersec tion with the \N hitehouse-Flemington macad am road and extending over what was former ly the New Jersey and Easton Turnpike through the Townships of Headington and Clinton to the town of Lebanon, a distance of 23,050 feet or 4 860 miles. T • I ltl>. Tlie Mllf -rd Road, beginning at Spring Mills in Holland Township and ex tending through the Townships of Holland and Alexandria and the town of Milford to the French town Borough line at Harrison Street, a distance of 27,070 feet or 5.127 miles. FOURTH. The Anbury Ludlow Road.be ginning at the Warren County line at the town of Anbury »nd extending through Beth leltem TownslnptoLndlowontheC.lt. It. of N. J , a distance of 5.2N0 feet or one mile. As a guarantee of good faith and to secure the County of Hunterdon from any loss by failure to comply with the terms of said bid. all bidders, for each of said bids, must ac company Ins bid with a certified cheek, pay able to the Director of the Board of Chosen Freeholders of Hunterdon County for One Ihnusanri Dollars ($1000) as a guarantee that if said work is awarded to him he will enter into a contract with said Hoard for the same. I pon failure by the contractor to en ter into said eoutraet with the said Boar*!, said check shall be forfeited and considered as liquidated damages. All deposits, except those of the successful bidder, will be returned to the person making same within five days after awarding the con tracts. Finch envelope containing a proposal shall have plainly written on the outside thereof the name or the road on which bid is made 4be plans, profiles, cross-sections and speci ncations of the several roads are on file at the office of the State Commissioner of Public IU>ai1s. state House, Trenton. New Jersey: at •he office of Grant Davis, County Fingineer, VVhitebouse station, New Jersey: at the of fice of H. L Stout, Countv Solicitor. F'leming* ton. New Jersey, where they may be ex amined. The right is reserved to reject any or all bids. JOHN W. SHAHP, Director. A W. Ml’IKHFJD, „ , MOKHIS P. KICK, ^Mt'ihbers, Board of Chosen Freeholders, SATAN'S BROTHER-IN-LAW. An exchange tells this amusing in stance of the efforts ol a Dover wo man to reform her too bibulous hus band, who was coming home evenings in a condition that could not possibly have escaped the attention of Tom Hil lery’s jag guardians and moral suasion was exhausted. She sent for her maid en sister, and they perfected a plan for scaring him out of his cups. They pro cured from a costumer a uniform of the devil with horns, tail and phos phosesent finger tips The sister got behind the lounge and the wife in full Satanic uniform squatted on the floor of the darkened sitting room to which hubby always repaired before retiring. The head of the family floated home in due time, good naturedly drunk, and as he entered the room he became maudlingly conscious of the apparition on the floor which gradually arose to its full Satanic height with burning fingers pointed at him. “What is this,” he thickly muttered; “and in deep, gut teral tones came the answer, “I am the Jevil come after you.” “Now that’s all right. Never met you before, old man, but we ought to be better ac quainted. I married one of your sit ter*.” Tableau. TROLLEYS To TRENTON Cars leave Bridge Street, Lambert ville, for 'I renton 6:20, 7:20, 8:20,! 3:20,10:20,112:0; A. u. 12:20,1:20, 2:20, : 5:20, 4:20, 5:20, 6:20, 7:20, 8:20, 9:20, ! 10:20, 1 r :2o, P. M.; 12:20 midnight, daily, Sunday included. Returning, leave Trenton on same schedule (rom 5:20 A, M., to 11:20, P. M. Fare, 25c. each way, or 50c. return. Connections At Yardley. Cars leaving Lambertville at 6:20, 7:20, 9:20, A. M.; 2:20, 5:20, P. M., ■ make immediate connection at Yardley with trains for Philadelphia, arriving there in one and one-half hours. Re turning, trains leaving Reading Ter minal at 7:23, 11:30, A. M, 1:30, 2:17. 3:17> 4:17> 5:3°- 6:17, 7:i7 >’■ M., make close connections for Lam bertville. Round trip rate, St 44—] 20c. each way to and from Yardley, and $1.04 return, to Philadelphia. Close connections at Morrisville wit 1 electric cars to and from Bristol and Philadelphia. Trenton. 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If you have bitter or bad taste In the mom lug. poor or /Variable appetite, coated tongue, foul breath, constipated or Irregular bowels, feel weak, easili tired,Vspondent, frequent headaches, pain ArdlstresWi "small of back.’ gnawing or distressed In stomach, perhaps risings” lr. throat after eating, and Unfix'd symptoms of weak stomach and torpid lm^ no medi cine will relieve you more promptly ot_c_nie y<~m~Tnorft._ne rn nan* ml H. a u p; i -j;J\ « 2LLJ Golden Medical Discovery. Perhaps only a part of the above syiuptoL*-. will bo present atone time and yet point to torpid luc r biliousness ami weak stomach. Avoid all hot bread and biscuits, griddle cakes m Other Indigestible food and fake the "(inhb. n Medical Discovery ].; ..ai amis;, ktoit uso until you aro vigorous ami strong. The "Discovery” is iion-sc-cn t. non-alco hollc. is a gl.\ eric extract, of native medici nal i 1 >fs wii»i a full list, of its ingredients printed on eaeii b.i !le-wTapper and attested under oath. Its ii .. . are endorsed and extolled by tho m< -1 « minent. medical writers of the age ami are n •mtnriided to Cure the diseases for whlch it Is advised. Don’t ace< pt a composition for this n n-: v* * ink OF KNOWN' CO lire* ITIoN PILES If you have Piles, we will cure you. WRITE TO-DAY FOR FREE BOOKLET AND GUARANTEE Established iu 1885, aud have never found a case we could not cure. GREEN'S SPECIFIC CO. BROADWAY * MANHATTAN 8T , NEW YORK. N. V. Auk for Allen** Font-Rase. A powder for swollen, tired, hot. smarting feet. Sample sent FKEE. Also Free Sample of the Foot-Ease Sanitary Corn-Pad, a new in vention Address, Allen S. Olmsted. I.eHoy N Y. Don't Neglect That Cough ! It certainly racks your system and may run into something serious AlU-n's Lung Balsam will check it quickly and permanently For sale at all druggists Every burglar should shoot himself before robbing a bank, as it would be beneficial all around. Children Cry FOR FLETCHER’S CASTO R I A If aeroplanes lead to divorce suits it will simply be in accordance with the rule that all high flyers get into trouble sooner or later. A person may lack in peace of mind even after having been given a piece of some one else’s mind. —Ask for and insist on having bertville Puffs Best cigar made any where for the money. \Vlmt a fierce time the common peo ple do have in this world, anyway. II they eat white flour they will get ap pendicitis; if they eat com bread they will get pellagra; if they eat beefsteak they will get in the poor house. Pure Blood is a Defense it means safety. A ptrson whose blood is in an impure and impoverished con dition is in the greatest danger of catch ing any infections or epidemic disease. Dr. David Kennedy’s Favorite Remedy is the mildest, safest and surest purifier of the blood, thus striking at the root Kidney, Liver and Bladder diseases. $1.00 at all druggists. Every merchant should adopt the Ond Fellows’ three links as his em blem for doing business. The mer chant should represent the first link, advertising the second, to connect with the third—the man with the money in his pocket with which to purchase the goods. Children Crj FOR FLETCHER’S c A STO R I A Cilorious days for taking health trips on foot. All nature, properly accepted is one glorious sanitarium. Get into her confidence, commit yourself to her care and take her cure. To feel strong, have good appetite and digestion, sleep soundly and enjoy life, use Burdock Blood Bitters, the great tonic and system builder. Hie Fish and Game Commission of New Jersey has ordered from the Park side Brook Trout Company, of Monroe county, Pa., 50,000 three and four inch trout for distribution in our streams. Every farmer is now urging his dairy herd to produce all the milk possible; treating them kind, feeding high and speaking low and persuadingly to old bossie as she is asked to drop hack her light hind leg and give up her milk. Chlldrork Cry FOR FLETCHER'S C A STO_R I A A good many farm places here ami there do not present as attractive an appearance as they might because in the laying out of the grounds for house and outbuildings a position nt undue conspicuousness has been given the hog houses and yards. Thus placed they are not only unsightly to those who live on the place, but de tract much from its appearance to pass ershy. While hogs are an important factor in the farm economy in many sections, the place for their pens is out back of the barn. Itch! Itch! Itch!—Scratch! Scratch! Scratch! The more you scratch the worse they itch. Try Doan’s Oint ment. It cures piles, eczema, any skin itching. All druggists sell it. The yield of oysters is likely to be big and of extra quality this year. The advance made in the cultivation of the oyster on specially prepared and well adapted beds, in wholesome waters, is much improved over the old methods of finding oysters almost anywhere. Now the little oysters are taken from where they first develop and are plant ed on beds, where they are fed and guarded until they grow to a desired size and then gathered in a systematic way and put on the market. Be kind to the aged, who in child hood were kind to you. SPECIAL OFFER DURING NOVEMBER AND DECEMBER We 'will make a Special Price on Engraved Stationery. 24 Sheets of Paper and 24 Envelopes, Good Quality, cffeatly ’Boxed and Given Name Engraved on Baper FOR 25 CENTS A BOX This would make an excellent Christmas Gift. Send all orders to the RECORD OFFICE AM WELL NATIONAL BANK, LAMBERTVILLE, N. J. CAPITAL ... SURPLUS AND UNDIVIDED PROFITS - $72,000 00 72,000 00 SAVINGS DEPARTMENT. Three per cent, interest paid on sums of $c.oo and oyer if deposited one or more calendar months. Certificates of Deposits issued bearing interest at the rate of 3 per cent, per annum. Transacts a invites Individual general banking business and Commercial accounts. and Two Large Stones Passed From Bladder. donn donngton, of 216 E. 2d '• \ Plainfleid, N. J., who for over'id f years has been tax collector of that City, writes* “About throe years ago I began to suffer wUh dreadful pains in my kidneys. I was also at times very bilious, but my most serious trouble was with my water. Sometimes \ could !> hardly pass it, and when I did it la was attended with most exciu * ciating pains. Nothing helped & me Hiid I began to despair. I de ” cided to try DR. KENNEDY’S Favorite remedy for I hoard *o mnoh about its good results. It helped me so that I Wept it up, und now I have not taken any for a year and am in good health. I never have any pains, my appetite is good, and my old bilious* ne.-sh iSleft me. During the time I wan tak ing Favorite Remedy I passed two cjn'te large stones, and I have never been croo bled with my bladder eince." Write to Dr. David Kennedy’s Sons, Kondout, > ?., for a free sample bottle of Dr. David Kennedy’* favorite Remedy, the great Kidney. Liver and Blood medicine. Large bottles $1.00, at ml druggists. Three per cent, interest paid on Certificate* of Deposit and in Savings Department. Safe deposit boxes for rent in new vault from throe dollars up. Wills receipted for and kept free of charge. No charges made for collecting incomes and making investments. CA L VIN SOL LI DA 1, President. JOHN Q. HOLCOMBE, Vice President FRANK A. PHILLIPS. Cashier. ir. S. IirLSIIIZEII. Asst. Cashier. WILLIAM L. W ILSON, Teller DIRECTORS. Calvin Sol|i-lay, Frank A. riiillip*, Samuel A. Hums, CJ**o. L. Romlne, .1 S. Stmldiford, John Q. Ilolcuinhe, George IV. tlatttiey, Wllmot (Jiiinhy, I Hal ati F. Smith. ,T. \V. Crook. William Laner. CARRIAGES, WAGONS. We desire to close out our stock on hand be fore starting our fall ami winter work, to be gotten ready for the spring of 1910. We have had a good spring and summer trade, but still have a fair assortment on hand that we will sell at Reasonable Prices and Terms. Don't forget our Family Carriages, nor Market and Business Wagons and Buggies, nr Carriage Repairing. J. V. & C. RANDALL, NEWTOWN, PA YOUR MONEY Deposited in THE MORRIS COUNTY SAVINGS BANK. MORRISTOWN. N. J., is absolutely secure and earns about as much again as Government Bonds. This Bank has paid 71 consecutive Semi-Annual Interest Dividends to de positors amounting to One and a Half Million Dollars. Deposits of $5.00 and upwards draw interest from the first of each month at the rate of 4 per cent, per annum up to $1000 -July 1, 1909. THE ONLY SAVINGS BANK IN NORTH WESTERN NEW JERSEY DEPOSITS BY MAIL ARE PARTICULARLY DESIRED DEPOSITS SURPLUS $3414,000.00 $349,000.00 PHILANDER B. PI E RSON, Preaid, nl HORACE O. WOLFE, Sec'v and Tren» Special Sale of RAINBOW GLASSWARE in a Large Assortment. NEW GOODS IN EVERY DEPARTMENT. A FULL LINE OF SCHOOL SUPPLIES NOW READY. FINE CONFECTIONS Hosiery, Dry Goods and Notions of all kinds. NOTHING OVER 10 CTS. - AT - J. 5 & 10 CENT STORE 72 N. MAIN ST. LAMBERTVILLE, N. J. KINDLY GIVE US A CALL Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse in New York, Cure Feverishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders, move and regulate tne Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 10,000 testi monial* They never fail. At all Druggist®. Vo. sample FREE. Address, Allen S- Oun* teed, LeBoy, New York.