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FJfTfl f if! T ' -f 74 i t , i j .. ?' tbe coaiTitrmoa tub osiom aid tii inroaccaitHT r thb laws. EDITORS. WHOLE NUMBER, 957. j r DR. P. C. BCJSDIO, Of Patterson, Tale sate tit of land ilulel in Wlk P, wiiti to ionaiiriBtidBBdp-1 er township, Jaaisto county, P. Mljoiiiing tronathathe h rimoTtd to tt. t0He on lands of Jacob Shsllenberger, Daniel Werts Bride Btnet oppotite Todd & Jordan's Stor 1 na Widctr Meredith, .coctaining, about ,:r,v ..:,r J 20-ACRESi JEfiEMUn LYONS, Afeoat IS if which r cleared. nd to feood I .v. i i - tl ;muAH1 TkA.A Miflintolra, Jim'mU County. P., OSes j 6a (be preicises. : '"Also good water and fruit 09 Main street South of Bridge 6tr et. ;. trees. ' i :v- 1 i'j-' -; : : I for terms and further information inquire ' TOMD 8TOCS. ' ::'of the undernigned residing near Mexico, at BECBEX CAVENEY, Manufacturer of i'iomb1 'jch plftce Tevwrs oay Be ddrSed i o him. . ' -'; , , ) Julj 12th, 65. , .. ; Wil. CttIMM EL-., -; Etonea. McAhsttmlie and Miffi-.ntown. Alii ' '. ' work Dul ud in the most tasteful and aub-. etentiul manner. Give Lim a call, april 13-64tf. ; .' ALt AND EXAMINE onr Ktnck of Heady MadeCtotbtng before jt-r. rurccate b'.sewiifre, yoti will find on lttoJ a K'ioJ assortment, lor Men and Boys '"are, wbicti wiil be sold cheap for cafh or cmtry protinee . . -. t ?m .fi 4 ; ; ;..l';tf!ur.'r.W, J f K. C. fc'TlV-AliT, ATTOBM EY-AT-t AVY, , K;jjliuiitcit, , Junxnt'i Co., Pti.t .'Jtrx hie prufcfioual Hcrvicts to rtie pub i.e. Cul.ectUiua aui 11 other business . iil rc:e pr-"nij.l atf";'an. Oiticc 4ri djur Attonuy 'it Lau. jtotary ab'.ir, . w;!1, attend to all b.nirs rntrnsed to bii kr. 'nicun Mia Strttt, MiSliutrmn. Ta. MILITARY fiAIMS. TB,B- r"1 1'?0 !!eUCl,K0 ! I',, iluuntv, K fcs.r I'ay. ai a.l other c.U: tin- jM-estj4i oi-any oilirr :, ; i.rivtu? out ot JEREMIAH LVONS. Auorctj-at-Law. tT:":.fnTfr .Tiinin:R ('... 1'.. TlVbl.-i!. fl l Kaloi" r. t. T, Reed. &('o ' -m oa 11 -i av; -T. V? Zi J J iu J 3J U . Also, J.,l.l.er iu J't ii fittst!t:il" BlTTVfTS No 4:i MAUKUT Sl'UEET. Vor'b i tn'Twoen K-.urth and Fifth. I'HILAI'I'LI'HIA. oo VI.K.mUII.H, , "w TCSKE AMD jtXELtfi, N. 115 i,r'h hrk(.M nrcei. Corner uf( t . Qui-rr. PlIILAIiELI'ill 1.. 3 assortment of Tvatches, ; Jewelry. .. . -- ,. - - Silver h . Plated Ware. !! 'in bind, Suitable for JOLWAl Miy Repnirin of Watches and Jewelry f'row.ptlv uad"i to Dec. . 1801-1 jr. W. A. LKVI1RING, iniber V i onuuissiori llercliant iVi'owhiU S'ropt Wharf, ri.iU lelphia, Pa. app.is -..f Tir.' or. rt.iTes, I.cust Pins i!-xp Pol'.'. &c ve and Lumber genenly, :11 be pa'clia-d, conir-iotcd f .r, nr received in comru;pion, si the .pion .if'he shipper. 3P reiiiiiim aimi MANUFACTOHY, : Orrirs or tub JrstAT Cocsir " . AcsicctrraL Societt IVrryville, Oct. lt, B d-hereby eertify that tbe t ommiitee , ea Msrataettured Articb-s ha awarded to j rAUti!3 YV. Viimil tho FiMl Preiiiiuin for tae jaiosi subotantial, neatest made, and best lEiahedatu of Chairs. G. W. JACOBS. Treas'r. WiLtiiM IIes"H. Sec'y. junl3 liEXHT HARPER, Ho. 520 ARCII Street above Fifth. , x. : PHILADELPHIA.;. , nitnufacturer and Dealer la F I.NK JE W K L 11 Y , SOLID SILVER WAttE, aaol aapsrlr silver Plate! Ware .. r .. . March 29,' 1845, 3mos. 1 . "ti TEX DUE OlilE 11 - AUCTIONEER ' The undersigned offers hie services to the public as Vendue Cryer and Auctioneer. He has bad a very large experience, and feels cs&dent that he can give satisfaction to all who may employ him. He may be addressed at Mifflintown, or found at his home in Fer managh township. Orders may also be left at Mr. Will's Hotet 1 Jan. 25, 19SJ. ' WILLIAM GIVEN. 15S5 ! PHILADELPHIA. ( TAPER HANGINGS. 1865 DOWELL & BURKE, ' MANUFACTURERS OF . WALL PAPERS, AND WINDOW CURTAIN PAPERS, Cenur POUBTH -and -MARKET Str ;. i - PHILADEI.FHIA, - - - ''- ' rt. B. Agoe"tock of LINEN t'.UAtJES eissat'.y ca ftaad. Fsb. la, i8'5 3m. . LAND FOR GALEi r"HE UNDERSIGNED OFFERS AT . PRl- Log House and Frame; Bank Bam T. GROVE. PETER NEW F. GROVE & CO. j Crucial . Commission Wwtants ; ORAIN:FL0UR, &C. : flK.ff . Cor. Howard & Mulbeny SU. Con'sizniucnts of 'Grain, Flmtr, anJ Country Prodaee resMotfully'sdlieiUd. Also, a lore anu geuerai aaaAiniauut ui y.'Atuw ou hau'l. R GROVE & CO; WHOLESALE ' 1 DEALERS & ilANtTFACTUEERS OF i Cigars, Tobacco and Snnff, 101 FAAKKLIX Slrect i BtrWESS CKEIN ASU PACA STEKCTB, I BALTIMORE. QUCK SALES A.ND SMALL PKOHTS. V Superior tnr. riA,'fin. Cnew- j'ulyliMn.. IVIM I nimViyiHIai T AI'lES AND GENTLEMEN: If you wish 1 i ir. run .rv von can fin ko bv addressing I nip. 1 nill send you, without 3ioney ana withoot price, Talua'nte information, that wil that will enable yuu to marry happily an X speeaily. r- TreprcliTe of age. wealth or beauty. This i Thu iiifonnaiion will cost yoo nothing and if rou h to marrv, I will cheerfully aaxist you-. Ail letters strictly connuennai. ine desirnl information sent by return mail, and no reward asked. I'le.nc inclose postage or stswped enrclops, addressed to yourself. Adlres TGreenpoint. Kings C'o-.New York. i 70TICE TO DELINQUENTS. Notice js herehv liven to all rersCis indtbtcl to the estate cf Thomas, Shormier, late of the barouith of Patterson deceased, either by Nile or Honk Arcouut to come forward and pay np before'the first of September; Or these claims will then positively be put . into the labile of a Justice for collection ANNA SHORMIFH ' I). A. DOUGHM AN 9-St Administrators. PHOTOGRAPHS. The Tatrons of tbeSESTtSEL who may Visit Harrifburg, or desire a tint class Picture should by all means go where they take, the niont splendid liktnrtstt ever gotten up any where, whish Is at :. CURXITE & CO S 110 Market at, Harrisb'g Heafness. BliBduess) and Catarrh, ritp.EATED with the utmost success, by D'r. X J. ISAACS. Oculi't and Aurtist, (former ly of Leyden, Holland,) No. 019 PINE Street Philadelphia. Testimonial from the most reliable sources in the City and Country can be seen at his Office. The medical faculty are invited to accompany their patients, as he haS Kre in big practiee EVES iDicrted without pi . f examination. F. AKTIKICIAI. pain, iso cuarge made for examination. Feb, la. .65.-ly. , fJlERMS OF ADVERTISING Seventy -five cents per square of ten lif:e3 or less for' ttie first iuScrfion three inser tions for $1.50 and 50 cents for all subsequent insertions. Estate Notices' $2.00.- Profes sional and, Business cards with paper $8.00 per year. Merchantile cards T?ith paper 915.00 pr yecr. Local notices 10 cents per line. People ought to look' to their interest and" ad vertize in the Sentinel as its circulation is about one third 'Jarger than any other paper published in the county. JOB WORK "RATES ' Eighth sheet bills. Si. 23 ; quarter sheet bills $2.00; half sheet bills 53 00; whole sheet $0 00 30 bills are always given if de sired. Blanks $2.00 per quire. Colored or fancy work extra, Cards at $1.00 per hun dred. Job Work respectfully solicited as w ibelieve we can do up jobs nt atly and attract ely and expeditions! y. : ' ' ' -A ' ' : . TERMS OF PUBLICATION ' - The Juniata SBStiNEt. .is Published on Main Street, next door to the Post Office, Miffl'intown, Juniata County, Pa., on every Yt e'dnesday at the rale of $2.00 per year in advance aid $2.60 if not paid within the year. We wish to d a eaait business as nearly as possible- We wish to da al honest ly and alike with all, and therefor Deed no be asked to vary from our terms by acy one Thankfal for past favors we ask the ooutisUed tinport and effuris of our Monds. j CTHR BXJSQ, PRISONER.,'.. .. t Taken froiti thi timof one of owSol- AndersonvUU', Gi," Iani dyinj, flomradeskidyingi 9J.T.-ti . . . Jar. a wy i;ain friend and hotcaj )U In this rebel den I'm tying, . , ., . ( ., : ( Suffering, starving all alone: . ( , y .JJad I bai a drink of watesl r ' --l-i-'u !i Or the mailts pie bf bwad, .. Thus to quench my thirst and hunger.., , ,. Ere I'm numbered with the dead ! ,,,, ; Oh ! this loathsome, dreary prison ! ,-':T" Oh ! this cruel, rebel deal? J.. yu Where our mot her' atijs art ly ing, ;I .. . Treated more like brutes than men i .... . ,o ... . - - ' Ho irana shelter spread above ns, : 1 ' ' ' ' -, No green fields is which' to roam, i j Oh, Gud ! grant that those who love us ..Could have the power to seyJ. us home. IT I could but see my mother, . ... '- As upon rhe ground I liei -.; L - Mingled with each starving brother, . ' 'T.Tfoubl not be so bard to die, If i could but 'get a Utter,' ' " " ' Or some ews would only come. ' ' Oh! I know I would get-bettfi -' If I could but bear from home. . ' . I am dreaming, comrades', dreaminj, Surely some one called my uaiSe, " And I thought some one was coming, And would lake me home agaiu. . . . . Home I think I'm going, comrades. n But somehow my-Sight grows dim. And I sec them coming nearer, . . Ami 1 thiuk 1 bar them sing. . Where's tho flag, our oti flag, comradeB ' With it's bravo red, white, and blue ; I would tell theie rebel monsters ' That I served my couutry true. Near they're coming, comrades, nearer, I can see them playing now Bless Gud ! they are bringing water ' For my fvred lips and brow. I will thirst no longer, comrades, For a river now I see, And beside its crystal waters Tbey have come to carry me. Js it home? It seems more lovely Than the home that ouce wis mine ; And the s'reets are like the starlight, AU day long they brightly shine. There's a wide and waving meadow. Where in peace I'll rest and roam, Oh, thank God ! he has released tLe, , And I now am going home. There's no dark and dreary "dead line," Tiiere's no rebel sentinel there : - . O ! tho fields seem wide and lovely... -And all things are bright and fair Farewell, comrades. I am going, - For the messenger has come, - ' Arid I see clear water flowing ; - Lord, be praised ! I'm going home ! And the bravo and suffering soldier ' Bowed his mauly bead, and wept, 0c the cold ground of his prison, . And iu death he calmly slept-: - A BRUTAL KEEPER OF A REBEL PRISON ro REPORTED KILLED, . .When Slonemau's Cavc'.ry entered Sal. isbury, North Carolina, last Spring, asd caused the precipitate flight of the Reb el garrison there, with its few prisoneis, j Major John II. Gee, tornjcrly command ant of the Penitentiary or Military Prison at that point and who was one of the greatest brutes and roost cruel tyrants j that ever : disgraced the South, hurried toward Charlotte, and has sever since been heard of. - ; ' A gentleman from Salisbury, long a resident there say that Gee was shot dead near Charlotte by a Rebel deserter, who Lad vowed" vengeance against the Itlajur for some ; brutality, and . "bisWhacktd" the villain while Le was riding through a pine thicket. .; c: '. , -,!; Of all tho scoundrels who .systomati-; cally 3'arved and froze our brave soldiers in the prison-pens of tho South, there was none more infamocs, none more deserving of the fate which seems to have overtaken him, than Gee,, ' He, it was who, :j when 3ke4 if full rations coula not. be given the starved and dying , Union prisoners .in December,; 1864, 'as the"' 'Itbrehoui-'es where lull, replied, "iNo, a n tnem, quarter rations is more than they deserve. He too was responsible" for the ceid-blod: ed massacre of our .captives .there when the attempted outbreak occurred on ' tbe 25th of November last." Wt hoptr the report of hU death 1 is vrell fonnded', for such a villain as h who shtmld 'no' b permitted to live - '- 'm FIGHT IN BOGTOWJf. . " A CAPITAL SKETCH. ' , There is an ezcenent moral to the fol lowing story wbieb is told with great skill.' It ahows ' liow a 4 hole,' village h sometimes torn to pieces by a fight be tween two puppies. ; The niost re&arkable' fight on 'record came ufi at FrrgtownPon the frontier, , of Maine, some years agoi It engrowed the entire community in one indiscriminate melee interminable lawsuits , or suits at law distraction of the town and its down falUruin. " . i . A fanciful genius, named Joe .Tucker, a man about town, a lounger without vis- able ' means of ; support a t do-nothing, loafing, cigar-smoking, good-natured fcl lo;owhed a dog; a sleek, intelligent, and rather pretty beast, always at Joe's heels, and known as well a? bis master, 'and liked far more by the" Frogtowners. i un one clay Joe ana nu uojr were passing Bdnuiu's grocery store, when a p:e bald, ogly-looking dog, standing alonido tfbod wagon bounded on W Joe Tucker's dog knocked h'm heels over Iic".d, and so frightened I5ob Carter's wife who wa3 passing towards her husband's blackamith shop with his dionci, t'.at ehe stuu.bieJ backwards, and her old sun-bonnet flupped off, and scared the horse attached to the wagon. He started, hit Lathereni's bar ber pole, upct the load of wood, : all of wLich falling down Gumbo's refreshment cellar, struck one of Gumbo's children on the hed, killed it fr'r a lliort time stooe dead, and so alarmed 5!rs. Gumbo, that she dropped a stew pan of boiling hot oyttcrs into the lap of her customer, who ast waiting for the savory cuncoctioa by a table in the corner, instead" of the dish. Mrs. Gumbo rushed for the child; the customer fur the uoor. ' Mrs. Gumbo screamed, the customer yelled ! "Oh ! oh ! oh-ob-oh, my poor child, cried Mrs. Gumbo. ' "Eh, e-he-e e-c," screamed the pocr child! 'Oh, murder-r-rl Oh, my everlastiug sir, I'm scalded to all eternity !". "Murder, murder!" roared the. poor enstomer. The hoisc, a part of the wagon, and some wood were on tVilrmud career. The owner of the strauge dog came out of the store just in time to see Joe Tucker seize a rock to demolish tbe . savage dog, and not waiting to see Joe let drive, gave him such rap on the back that poor Joe fell forty feet np the street, and strikiug a long ladder npon which Jim' Edcrby was per ched, paint-pot in hand, some thirty feet from terra firms, brought ladder, Jim and paint pot sprawling to earth, crip liog poor Jim for life, and sprisEicg blue paint ovdr the broadcloths, satiuets, and calicoes of Abraham Miller, a formal ana even tempered Quaker, who ran out of the door just as the two dogis hsd faily got at it, hip arid thigh, nip and catch. A glance at things seemed to convince Abraham of the true state of the case; act! in as un usually elevated voice, Abraham called out to Joe Tucker, who had righted up : "Joseph Tucker, thy dog's a 6ghting!"' "Let 'em fight it out," yelled the pug nacious owner of the strange dog. . ,' Lst them fight it out ; .,111 bet a log of wood my dog can beat any dog in town, and . I can beat the, owner." Wc have said Abraham Miller was a quiet man ; Quakers aie proverbiully . so. Hut the gaunlet thrown down by tbe stranger from tbe country stirred the gall of Abraham, and he rushed into the store; and from the back yard, having slipped his collar, Abraham brought forth a brio die cur, strong low and powerful." ;'Friend,"!said the excited quakcr, "thy dog shall be well beaten, I promise thee ! Hyke, seize upon him !" , . "Truk, here boy I" . . , . And the dogs went at it. -... - Bob Carter, tho smith, coming, np in time to hear the stranger's defiance to the town, and bent on a fight with somebody for the insult' and damage to his wife, clamped the collar of the stranger, and by a series of ten-pound-tens upon the face, back and'" sides ' of his bully antagdnts, with bis natural sledge hamtner,' Bob stirred np the strengh and ire of the bally stranger to the top of his compass, and they made the sparks' fly dreadfully. ' ' , Joe Tuckers's dog reinforced by Abra ham Miller's took a fresh" start, and be tween' the two the strange dog-was being cruelly put to birtrumps. -; Deacon Pagh ooe of the most pious sad substantial men ia rtcrtsra. C4X9 cp, 2 iiieeJ' tbs whole teww wsa aaanaBHtiir, a Daaaoo Pngh, armad with- a haavy walking stick and shocked, at the spectacle before ; bim, marched wp to tbe'dog, exclaiming as he did SO.:'I 5.; q It fi. : ' --I'l "' '' ' 1 :: ' vReyf ie, for shame L disgracefal ! yen meanbitineM of Frogturn, will; yovi stand by and i '-"A r.-!-r'" -ci :l '. t'Don'l thee, don't thee strike my dog, Deacon Pnglsi". cried i Abrahsnv Miller", advancing tO:tbe.Deadori,.ho was abent to cut right and left among the dogs with his cane. ;. c) u.i:u: ,' J ' ': '' "Your dogs I" shouted the-Deacon, with. evident fervdr. : - i - i c" ,..i ..'K ,"Not my,dogS, Deacon Pugh,-said the Quake: "What did you SaJjoQ .for, then! shouted the Deacon.) u nevor said my! dogs, Deacon Pugh." '?You,.t did '." responded the Deacon, with excitement, i .'"Deacon Pegh, thee tpeaks groundless ly," said .the Quaker. -,.' ,. v ' i'Yon tell 4-. lalsehooa, Abraham Mil ler - , "Thee urters a mendscious assertion," Tsiterated Abraham. ' - i-You jou you tell a, lie 1" brawled the Deacon. ,: .... -.-'' ' -i.:'' "Theo has provoken my evil passion, Deacon Pugh,". shouted the stall wart Qaaicr, "atnl I will chastise thee." And into the Deacon's ,wool went tla Quakcr. - : The Deacon, nothing' loth entered in- tbe fight, aud we leave this to "nip and tuck" to look to the stranger and Bob Carter, who fought acd fit,' and ?t fought, until Sauire Catchem and the constable cams up, aud in the attempt to preserve the peace and arrest the offanders, the Siuire was thrust thro the window of a neighboring watchmaker shop doing a fceaf of daraags while lawyer Hooker, in nt-' teuiptiug to aid the constable, was hit in a mistake by the furious blacksmith in the short ribs; and went reeling dovrn Gumbo's cellar with frightful velocity. Tho friends 'and fellow-church-men of Deacon Pugh took eiJes against the Qua ker antagonist, and then the shop boys of Abraham, seeing their employer thus beset,' came to the rescue, while two Irishmen, full of fun and frolic, bcliev st to be s "free figbt," tried their hands and sticks npon the con.batants indiscrim inately, so indiscriminately, that in less than hs!f an hour the li.ipp'y village of Frogtown was shaken from its propriety by oue grand, sublimely ridiculous, aud aiost teirific battle' Heads and windows were smashed; children and women screamed ; . dogs barked ; and so furious, roxd, and excit ed became the whole community, that a quiet looker-on, it there had been any, wonld have sworn the eri! ones were all in Frogtown. A heavy thunder storm put an end to tho row, the dogs were all more or less killed, a child severely wounded, a map scalded, wagon broke, the horse ran him self to death, his owner badly beaten by Bob Carter, whose wife and the wives of many others were dangerously scared, the painter was crippled, dry-goods ruined, a Quaker and a Deacon, two Irishmen, Joe Tucker, town constable, lawyer Hook er, Squire Catchers', acd some fifty others shamefully whipped. ' Lawsuits ensued, feeds followed, and the entire peace and good repute of Frogtown annihilated all by a remarkable dog fii'ht. ; PURTrrO? CHARACTER. . Over the beauty of tha. plum and the apricot there grows ' a bloom aod beauty more exquisite than the fruit itself a soft, delicat e flush spreads its ' flushing check. Now, if you strike your1 hand ''over that, it is gone.' The flower that hangs in the morning impearfed with dew, arrayed as no qurenty woman ever was arrayea witn jew elsonce shake it so that the beds roll nfT. and you may sprinkle watef over it as you pleascj yet it can never be again what it was when the dew fell silently on it froni heaven. On a frosty moroiog you may see panes of glass Covered with landscape, mountains, lakes, trestf. blended in a beau tiful picture. ' Now lajr jour hand npon theglaasond by thescrath of your finger or by the warth of your palm that deli cate tracery will be obliterated. So there is in youth a beauty and purity of char acter," which, when once touc Led and de filed, can never be restored.; It is Slid that oue of the dresses at the Saratoga ball et tVBty-5pe tbems- - K pebonje,bu ay; terrors for yout newt bay what you. m't Beel-C Before yory thw e.ot ht a wwsharp, my boy, ascertain, whether you cannot wake just as pleasant a noise by whistl ing, for which nature furnishes the machinery." And before you' pty fifteen dollars for a figured vest, young man, find odt whether your lady lore would not" be 11 just as glad to see you in a plain one that costs half the money. If she wonld, not, let her crack her own .ralouU, and buy" her own olothes. When you ft a man nnTnm fin,. AnWtm (rf m TVYl rb i fl fA trtV apbiloaoph;a y taby five to e that he'll he enoogh to realite how many cents . there are in a dollar, and if. he don't, he's pretty sure to be- : o death ' tbatf privilege to his widow. ' When a man asks you to bn? that for , which yoo have no use, no matter how cheap it isj don't say."yes" until you aro sure that some one else want it at an ad vance. Money burns in some folks pock everything thut ia put in drops through, past fiudiog. v a? Three men cngsged in explora tions in South Australia Messrs. Tauter, murdered by the aborigines in the most horrible manner. The South Australian Retinter, which gives the particulars, ssys that the explorers were followed by tbe natives, the latter keeping out of sight and when the former, had fallen asleep the natives stole npon them, stuck spears through them all, and tried to keep them pinned to the ground, but without euccess for tbe explorers got on the ir feetin spite of their wounds and al! efforts made .to prevent them, and killed fifteen of tie natives and drove the rest away. The next day a still larger number of the na tives collected and made another attack upon the unfortunate men this time over powering and kil.iog them, by rurhing upon them wiih spears and club sticks. Thus another chanter is added to the ian explorers. It now appears that our iron-cladi were provided with what are called 'deck scrapers.' . These are machines for - pass" ing up through the deck from below nine iuch percussion shells which are then ex ploded and sweep everything overboard. They were tried on the Dictator with wooden men,' and the force of the explo sion tumbled everything on deck into tba sea, and a fra gn:ent of shell cut the chain cable in two. This is s fact for the Eng lish newspapers which propose to capture our iron cla'ds by boardiog them. Brioht Child. '!Father, what makes Ben, our milkmaid man, walk sofunuy ?" 'Why, M illy, you see he froze his feet so badly once that the doctors bad to cut all his toe3 off." "Indeed fa her then why is Ben like that Uuion Captain that Gen. Graut cash iered the other day ?" - "Beally, my child, I don't know can't think." ' "Why, don't you see ? he is a no foe rious cowherd. Ben is." 'Milly, Milly, child vo-i'll get mar ried some day." IIoi.E-T. At a camp meeting a num ber of ladies continued standing on the benches, notwithstanding the frequent hints from the minister to sit down. A revcreud old gentleman, noted for .his ;oou numor, arose ana saia : "i minx if those ladies etaiding on the benches knew they had holes in tXeir stockings, they would sit down." This address had the desired effect there wasau immediate .inking into the seats. A young minis ter standing behind him, and blushing to the temples, said : "O, brother, how could you say that?", ;'Say that?'' said the old fjetitletaan, "it's a fact if they Ladu't hole in their stockings, I'd like to know how they could pet them on." ' B2 The printing of the five-cent notes ! t'ci three-cent notes has bc?o diseon tin ued, the former in compliance with a law of Congress, and the laiier by a Treasury regulation. . , , "tajT A gentleman was speaking of the kindness of Lis frieuds in visiting him. One old sunt, ia partioul', visited him tw-.oe a year, tai stayed six months escfa