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Established By Wm. Need, 1870 VOLUME XLII. FREDERICK RAILROAD Thurniiiiit Division Schedule In Effect October 27, 1912. Leave Frederick Arrive Thurmont. 5.50 a. m 6.25 a. m. 7.15 a. m 8 u5 a. m. 9.5) a. m 19.35 a. m. 11.3) i. rn Except Sunday 12.20 p. m. 1.31 p rn. Sunday Only 2.1f) p.m. 2.0) p. in. Except Sunday 2.45 p. ni 4.15 p. m 5.06 p. m. 5.20 p. m 6-10 p. m. 615 p. m. Except S unlay 7.05 p. m. 8.3.) p. m. Except Sunday 9.20 p. m. 9.55 p. m. Saturday Only 10.45 p. m. Leave Thurmont. Arrive Frederick. 600a. in Except Sunday 650a. m 7.30 a. m 8 15 a. m. 8.20 a. m 9 20 a. m. 10 55 a. m 11.35 a. m 12 30 p. m. Except Sunday 1.20 p. m 3 05 p. m 3.48 p m. 5 20 p. m 6.05 p. m 6 30 p. m 7.20 p. m 710 p. m. Except S.ind->v 8.00 p. m 10.55 p. m Saturday Only 11.40 p. m. Maryland R. R. Schedule In Effect October 27, 1912 GOING WEST. Leave Leave Arrive Baltimore Thurmont Hagerstown *4 50 A. M. 6 42 A. M. 7.50 A. M. t7 45 “ 110.15 “ •8.57 “ 10.41 “ 11 55 P. M. •4.15 P.M. 616 P.M. 7.35 “ •9 00 “ 10.48 “ 11.50 “ GOING EAST. Leave Leave Arrive Hagerstown Thurmont Baltimore •4 15 A. M. 5.20 A. M. 7.20 A. M. *6.50 “ 8.10 “ 10.20 “ 112 30 P, M. 3.00 P.M. tl 40 P. M. 2.53 “ 5.14 “ ♦4.05 “ 5.14 “ 7.01 “ •Daily IRemains at Thurmont tDaily except Sunday. OVER 66 YEARS I V l J J * L J " I i ■ I j i I I■kl ■ • I Designs "ffTF Copyrights Ac. Anyone Bending a nketrh and description him quickly iiacerciiiii onr opinion free whether an invention Is prulmMy ommunlcfi. tlons strictly confidential. HANDBOOK on j •tents sent free. Oldest sifcncy for securing patents. Patents taken through Munn A Co. receive 9pe cial notice, without charge, in the Scientific Jitncrican. A handiomely IlliiMrnli-d w-rlilr. cir culation of imy M-mnllun Join mil. Terms, f.l u your: four moot In, It. Sold liyull tiewidealers. MUNN & CO 361 Broadway, New York Branch Uffico, IKS F BU Wuhluglou, 1). C. TRESPASS NOTICE. Notice is hereby given to all persons not to trespass with dogs, guns, fishing or cutting down of any timber upon my mountain land, home place or the Will hide place, or on any land belonging to me wherever situated, as the Law will be strictly enforced against such person or persons. MRS. CHARLES SHIPLEY. July 16 tf THE Old) RELIABLE MUTUAL INSURANCE CO, OF FREDERICK COUNTY. Organized 1843. Office—46 North Market Street Frederick, Md. A. C. McCardell, 0. C Warehime President. Secretary. SURPLUS 825,000.00 No Premium Notes Required. Insures All Classes of Property against Loss by Fire at Rates 25 per cent, less than Stock Companies charge. A Home Insurance Company for Home Insurers. b. 18 Ivr. Freight Service as Usual. The Frederick Railroad Co. begs to in form the general public that its freight service to and from Baltimore, and all other points, reached via Thurmont, has not been interrupted in any manner whatsoever. It is, as it always has been, the quick est and best service to and from all points it reaches, july 13tf It’s A Cure That’s Sure -f'Oß f’ RHEUMATISM. GOUT. SCIATICA. AND LUMBAGO War IlHVt* cured ThuilHHllds wltH JONES BREAK-UP AND IT WILL CURE YOU Always in stock at J. HOWARD CASSELL’S, THURMONT, MD, The catoctin clarion. THEIRJEW DOCTOR Excitement in Mayville When Old Physician Is Supplanted by Young Man. By MILDRED CAROLINE GOOD RIDGE. There was great excitement In tho social circles of Mayville when the successor to the practice of old Dr. Cyrus Dali arrived. For forty years the latter had been the chosen physi cian of the town. When he had sold his practice to Dr. Brian Eversley, a young, handsome and wealthy mem ber of tho profession, all Mayville was agog, and speculation and gossip held the various social coteries in a kind of pleasant thrall. The young doctor had purchased The Oaks, a beautiful estate near the edge of the village. A maiden sister was to be his housekeeper. When a new automobile and some wonderful house furnishings arrived. Miss Cyrllle Rushton, aged thirty, but passing for twenty-two, as the real leader of tho real social set of Mayville, was said to brighten up at a chance to once more angle for fi husband. When It was further announced that tha young physician was philanthroplcally in clined, Miss Breda Dorman, president of the Ladles' Aid society, was In transports of anticipation and delight The young doctor arrived, and he was not a disappointment. He was something more than handsome — I earnest, affable and Intellectual. He was pleased at the gracious attentions of Miss Rushton. and It seemed to interest him to listen to the ceaseless chatter of Miss Dorman. High so ciety shrugged Its shoulders at his "free dispensary” Ideas for the bene fit of the poorer classes living over on the flats. Still, an exhibition of his skill In their own service caused him to be received as a fit successor to the old practitioner. Doctor Dali. The Ladles’ Aid society held weekly meetings In an old store, which had been neatly fitted up for them. A Mrs. Fulton lived In apartments be “ Miss Lanel” He Exclaimed In Won derment. hind, and kept watch and ward over tho place. Miss Rushton had recently joined the circle, and Miss Dorman had never been so active In her super visory duties. The society clothed the ragged, fed the poor and had done some free nursing—Miss Dorman very little, however. She acted as the or nament of the group. As to the haughty Miss Rushton, all she pre tended to do was to donate the raw material for the really Industrious I ones of the club to sew Into garments. One of these latter was Nettle Lane, who sat In a corner of the room now, engrossed In the task of making four tiny night robes. The rest of tho group were chattering and gossiping. Whenever Doctor Eversley’s name was mentioned, Nettle's eyes bright ened with Interest. It was mentioned very frequently. “The way Cyrllle Rushton has set her cap for the doctor Is simply bra zen," observed Sarah Bates, who had graduated Into old maidenhood several years ago. "Not half as bold as Breda's sly puss way,” broke In cynical, wasp armed Selina Marton. “She pretended to have neuralgia, just to get the doc tor's attention." Plain, quiet Nettle smiled to her self. She was happy In knowing that the doctor had made quite a friend and confidant of her. Miss Eversley had taken a decided fancy to her. Nettie was, In fact, very close to the doctor; something In their na tures harmonized. Miss Eversley had seen through the feigned Illness of several young ladies who had called ; for her brother’s professional care. | She had laughed over these plausible I subterfuges with Nettle. I If anybody had told Nettle that these ripening friendships Indicated a chance to capture the handsome young physician, she would have been over l whelmed with confusion. Such an - Idea had never entered her sensible j little head. For all that, she knew I she had never met a man whose kind ly, human spirit had ao awakened respect and admiration In her pure, | gentle soul. “And what do you say of all this j babble, our little busy Dorcas," chal j lenged Miss Bates, noticing the un obtrusive Nettle. ‘ “I only know that Doctor Bveraley THURMONT, FREDERICK COUNTY, MD., THURSDAY, JANUARY 16, 1913. 1 3 a v _ry splendid man,” re ■ lied Kettle softly. “Why, 1 am making these little trifles for a child who be longs to a family that the doctor has practically taken charge of at his own expense. He is a good, good man." Nettle grew so enthusiastic that she. flushed consciously. Miss Bates gave gave her a keen look and whispered to Miss Morton. "It can't bo possible that little no body has Ideas —” “About the doctor,” said Miss Mor ton. "Oh, ridiculous.” Nettle finished her work somewhat later and went home. Miss llushtcu came in, then the lady president, and then a messenger arrived. Ho brought a note Bora Doctor Eversley. It was addressed to the society. A conta gious sickness had broken out in a poor family without means or friends. Could the society appoint some one to give half a day for a week to day nursing for two little children la tho family? There was dead silence at tho word "contagious.” Miss Rushton had an urgent engagement. Miss Dorman talked of "volunteers.” The group gradually broke up and the doctor’s note received no reply. That afternoon Doctor Eversley's automobile stopped In front of tho poor home where his services were so sorely needed. He was a trifle disap pointed at receiving no recognition of his message, and had decided to enlist the sympathies of his sister. Ilia knock brought a neat figure wearing nurse cap and apron to the door. "Miss Lane!” he exclaimed In won derment. "Yes. it Is I,” Nettle smiled back. "A neighbor told me of this case, and I have so wished to see If I have tho patience and skill to act the nurse." “You are an angel,” said Doctor Eversley with heightened color as ho entered the sick room. Never had a poor family such royal donations as those received by tho one now under the care of Doctor Eversley as physician and Nettle Lane as nurse. Miss Rushton sent delica cies from her table every morning. The Ladles' Aid society Invested all Its surplus funds In sheets, pillow cases, comforters, an Invalid chair and clothing. That dread word “contagions" made greetings on the street quite few and far between for the doctor. His sis ter, however, was visited dally by the anxious young ladles, hoping the dear doctor was not overworking himself, that the dreadful disease would not spread, and eager to learn the real sentiments of the Eversleys as to "poor Miss who was Just cut out for a nurse.” When the truth got out that tho contagious feature of the case did not extend beyond light measles, Miss Rushton bit her lip and Miss Dorman denounced Nettle as a schemer. “This Is one of tho great pleasures of a physician's life," said Doctor Eversley, as he and Nettle walked away from the home where they had taken the part of true ministering angels. Nettle fully understood him. They had found the poor home filled with squalor, Illness and suffering. They had left It supplied with the comforts of life and tho inmates happy and hopeful. There came a day when Miss Rush ton took a sudden Journey to relatives, and Miss Dorman resigned from tho Ladles' Aid society. Two lines in tho weekly announced an Important en gagement. "You see, my brother Is a very prac tical young man,” was the way Miss Eversley explained the situation. “He thinks, as I do, that a good nurse makes a good doctor’s wife." (Copyright, by W. G. Chapman.) PASSING OF SUNDAY SUPPER Chafing Dish Messes Now Seem Large ly to Comprise the Sabbath Evening Repast. Time was when the Sunday night supper was of even more vital Im portance than the midday dinner, es pecially in those towns and villages where strict religious principles pro hibited cooking on the Sabbath. It was not considered wrong to mix a pan of biscuits the night before and bake them for supper, so that these hot, puffy features of the meal, with honey or some of mother’s quince pro. serves or canned cherries, were look ed forward to with joyous anticipa tion. As time passed, the stringent line relaxed as far as cooking for supper was concerned, and, In addition to cold salads, there would always be some hot dish, such as the real old fashioned hash or scrambled eggs, with creamed potatoes. City life has changed all this. Even the suburbanite who apes city way* has the mahogany table cleared, the doilies used In place of the regulation dinner cloth, and tho chafing disk placed In front of the hostess, the In gredlents at hand, and tho lamp trimmed and burning. Prom this she turns out creamed chicken and ham deviled sardines, mutton ragout and other "messes” —her grandmother would call them, as she waxes remin Iscent on the honey and hot biscuit era. Won’t Hurt Bill. A certain Indianapolis Sunday school, which Is conducting a recruit ing campaign by modern advertising methods, through a publicity commit tee, has received a suggestion for an appeal, to be posted abroad. It reads; "Hello, Bill. Come, let us save your soul. It can’t hurt you, and It will help us. Be a good fellow!” The committee has the suggestion under advisement. A Family Newspaper—lndependent in Politics—Devoted to Literature, Local and General News. STYLES THAT HAVE CHARM Dress for the Young Lady, of Rose Eollenne, and One Suitable for Fine Navy Serge. The first Is a charming little dress of deep rose eollenne, and has the un derskirt trimmed with tucks, which form a band about three Inches deep. The overskirt Is gathered at the waist, and trimmed at the lower edge by a band of figured silk, which Is arranged in a little "V” at the center of front. The bodice has the sleeves set In un der a wrapped armhole, and a group of tucks arranged each side of yoke, which matches trimming. The under sleeves are of the same; a pulling of the material, drawn up by piping cord, forms waistband. Materials required: 4Vi yards eoll enne 42 Inches wide, 1 yard silk 20 Inches wide. Quite a simple style Is shown In the. second model, made In fine navy serge, with a hlgh-walsted, well-fitting skirt, and a simple bodice, effectively trim med by a shaped strap of pale blue, taken round the neck, down to waist, then continued on the skirt. Huttons covered In the same are sewn on the strap, and a frill of soft lace trims the left side of It on bodice. The sleeves are finished off with hands of the Vl yella. Materials required; 3‘i yards serge, 44 Inches wide, half yard Vlyella 33. Inches wide, three-quarters yard lace. SEPARATE COATS MUCH WORN Popularity of One-Piece Dress Makes Their Adoption Almost a Matter of Necessity. More separate coats are being worn this season than ever before, the reason being, perhaps, that since many women have found the simple one-piece dresses so becoming and useful they find It necessary to have an outer wrap to wear with them. The separate coats and one-piece gowns will not take the place of the suits or the three-piece costumes, but they are useful In another way and for other occasions and are being espe cially favored for young girls’ wear. There 1s a complete change In the style of these separate coals, both In the material of which they are made and the cut of the garment from the top coats of last year. Hy their col lars you shall know them may well be said of this season’s coats, for the collars indicate the stylo of the gar ment. The Robespierre Influence la to be observed In many of them, the sailor with short lapels In front la much worn and there are also coata made with high choker bands. Plush and velvet are used for most of these collars, but fur also Is employed, al though as a rule the coat Is more use ful without the fur. A fur garment must usually be substituted for it In the coldest weather, so that it should be regarded as a garment to be worn for the milder winter weather and between seasons. The coats are many of them made three-quarter length and have the fashionable cutaway fronts. The rounding of the fronts may occur well toward the lower edge of the garment or may continue up above the w'alst line. This is decided by what Is be coming to the Individual. The hands of the coats are cut In one piece, there being only two seams, those under the arms. Materials for the top coats Include velour de lalne, chinchilla, heaver cloth, astrakhan cloth and numerous other thick soft cloths, generally with soft woolly surfaces. The garments are much more universally becoming than the polo coat of last season. To Prevent Flowers Drooping. The preservation of flowers Is a point upon which most people are singularly Ignorant, though It Is real ly quite a simple matter. A little very fine invisible wire Is the essen tial thing, and will preserve the nod ding beauty of the spray for many hours, when, If unmounted, the flow ers would droop and die. Roses In particular, need this support If they are to keep their grace for any length of time. The other Important secret In preserving blooms Is the question of water. The flowers to be worn at bight should always he cut in the morning and put In water for the rest of the day, until It Is time to wire and make up Into the spray. Flowers cut In this way will last much better through the evening than those cut immediately before wearing. her hum An Old Man Marries Young Girl, That He May Teach Her Wisdom. BY FLORENCE E. CAMPBELL. Mam’zelle Lisette Oultard was weep ing in the hyacinth beds, and Monsieur Gaston Drouet wept, too/unreserved ly. But then he was only twenty-two —four years older than Mam’zelle, nevertheless. Outside the night air was fragrant with the odor of hya cinths and Jonquils, and the moon shone as brightly as It always shines in Now Orleans In spring—that Is to say, twice ns brightly as anywhere Use. Ma’mzelle had stolen out of the house In which her father and mother and tho two uncles and the rnaideu aunt and Sister 'Toinette and Brother Robert and the four bridesmaids and the ushers were busily rehearsing the part that they were to play at Ma’m zelle’s wedding on the morrow. Mon sieur Thlboult was fifty-seven and enormously rich, and it was to be a fashionable affair. Ma’razelle did not love Monsieur Thlboult, but her pa rents did. “Poor Gaston!” she murmured, lay ing her warm hand upon his Icily cold one. “Tonight we must say goodby for ever.” And, being only eighteen, she could not help but, feel a thrill of romance in the sadness of the separation. “Angel! Beloved: Adored one!” exclaimed the young man, “1 cannot let you go. Come with me now and let us be married somewhere. You do not love him, that old pig of a Thlboult.” “No, poor Gaston, I love you only.” answered the little bride-to-be. “But consider, Monsieur Thlboult will give me much money and I shall make my parents rich: poor parents, who have slavid so hard for me.” "You shall not marry the pig!” shouted Gaston. "I will kill him first! ” "Hush, Gaston!” exclaimed the girl. "He will hear you. He prowls about Gazed With Wonder Into Her New Husband’s Face. Ids garden by night—yes, would you believe me, he is like a young man since he loves me, and he composes songs to the moon —as you do. He told me so himself.” “Kiss me, Lisette!” pleaded Gaston, drawing very close to her. "When you have kissed me you will no longer re sist my entreaty. Then we will go—” “No! No!” cried the girl, strug gling out of his arms. "It Is wrong. I am pledged to him. Let me go!” ‘‘Lisette!” cried Undo Henri from the door. "Where are you, little one? Come! We are to have cakes and wine.” For an Instant Gaston hesitated; then, with a despairing sigh, he plunged through tho hyacinths and disappeared Into the darkness. Uncle Henri came down the path. "Psst! Cats!” ho exclaimed, throw ing a clod of earth in the direction of the retreating Gaston. “Why do you roam among the flowers so late, little niece? Ah, it is the inspiration of Monsieur Thlboult! It Is love for him! Never was any marriage so happy!" Ma’mzclle Lisette cast a glance of contempt at her uncle, but he did not see It, because it was quite dark under the eaves of the cottage. He followed her Indoor. The wedding was over and Monsieur and Madam Thlboult were seated com fortably upon the porch of their home. It was only a few steps to the cottage next door, occupied by the bride’s pa rents, for Monsieur Thlboult had sim ply taken his bride home with him. That was his arrangement, and his will was law, for It was the will of a scml-mlllionaire. Madam gazed with wonder Into her new husband's face. It was Indeed wonderful to think, that two hours before she had been Made moiselle Oultard while now she was Madame Thlboult. Her silly little head was swimming with pride and aston ishment, and the passion for poor Gaston was already burled, although deep down beneath the surface of things there was a little ache —If she had let herself perceive It. But monsieur was very much older than she. She had never before no- tlced how red his face was, how white his beard and hair. He was an old, old man, and she wished he were young like Gaston. And suddenly the sense of her inexperience of life, the tragedy of Gaston’s sorrow, and her own little fleeting happiness which had been accomplished at such a cost to him overwhelmed her. She began crying, and she looked at her husband timidly, as though she had done some thing that she ought not to have done. Monsieur Thlboult had been smo king in the darkness. Now he laid hi# cigar aside and Lisette saw the red rim of it circle and descend and rest upon the rail of the porch. Her hus band took her little hands in his and spoke to her. "Do you love Gaston very much, Lisette?” he asked. She started and then began sobbing convulsively. He knew then! He knew! How wicked she had been. “Yes, I knew for a long time, my dear,” said Monsieur Thlboult. "It must he quite two months since yotl have loved Gaston. And before that It was Leon Brevet: and before that Charles Bourget; and before that — who was it before that?” Lisette was shaking with fear. He had known all the time, then, of these litl!" childish love affairs! "My dear little Lizette,” said mon sieur. caressing her cold hands, "listen to vi; it I am going to tell you. 1 have never thought that you loved me—an old man like me, old enough to be your father’s father. But I love you. Just as though you might be my own daughter, and 1 married you because 1 knew that If I did not you would some day run away with Gaston or some other foolish young fellow and live a hard life and taste the realities of existence. And you are not made for hardship, my little Lisette. So I considered, and I thought to myself: ’if only she were a few years older and wise and knew the world, and had plenty of money, so that when the real love came she would know him and go to meet him.' Then I said to myself: ‘How can you hedp her, you old fellow?’ And the answer came to me: 'Marry her yourself, but let her be like your daughter to you, so that vs lien you are dead she can Inherit all your money and marry some young fellow whom she really loves.’ ’’ He paused. “My dear,” he said, "I shall not live very long. Tho doctor told me that only last month. Perhaps one year, perhaps two —not more than three. And then, If you still love Gas ton, you will go to him and make him happy, and your little head will ho riilea with wisdom Instead of foolish ness." He pressed her to him and kissed her cheeks reverently*. “Good-night, little daughter,” said Monsieur Thi boult. (Copyright. 1912, by W. G. Chapman.) WORLD LANGUAGE OF SIGNS Sir William Ramsay Has Plan to Us# Pictorial Characters Based on Chinese, To make possible the exchange of Ideas among all peoples of the world Sir William Ramsay, the English scientist, has begun to develop a pic torial sign language, based somewhat upon Chinese, which ho hopes will eventually spread among all races. The Chinese character to express “man,” for Instance, Is made with two converging lines that represent sim ply his legs, ’looking much like tha legs of the crude man that the school boy draws. Sir William’s character goes further and adds a vertical straight line above the converging lines to represent the body. “The first thing that one thinks of,” he argues, “Is existence expressed In tho verb ‘to be.’ ” So he has selected the arithmetical equality mark to denote existence. All things relating to one's state and con dition, he said, can be expressed by these two parallel lines. For time which stretches away, or action that Is constant, he uses a dash. Instantaneous time or action he repre sents with a dot. Thus a dot placed squarely between and In the middle of two lines of the equality mark de notes the Immediate present, or “I am.” Similarly the dot, when placed at the left and between the two lines denotes past, or “I was,” and when placed to the right indicates the fu ture tense, or “I am to be.” To denote a woman Sir William draws a line closing tho diverging ends of the legs of the sign for man. On the theory that “I” Is the most Im portant thing In the world to any man, Sir William utilizes the straight vertical line that represents the body of his man figure to depict the word What He Was After. It was a very hot day and the fat drummer who wanted the 12:20 train got through the gate at Just 12:21, The ensuing handicap was watched with absorbing Interest both from tha train and the station platform. At Its conclusion the breathless and per spiring knight of the road wearily took the back trail and a vacant faced “red cap” came to relieve him of his grip. “Mister,” he Inquired, “was you tryln’ to ketch that Pennsylvania train?” “No, my son,” replied the patient man. “No; I was merely chasing It out of the yard.”—Saturday Evening Post Wisdom Comes Slowly. Towns —“I believe It’s a fact that a man must got to be at least thirty be fore he really knows anything.” Browne —"Yes; and he must be at least forty before he quits telling what he knows.”—-Catholic Standard end Times. Terms SI.OO in Advance. NO. 44. FAMOUS RINQ IS SOUGHT. The police of the world have bee* asked to co-operate In the search for an old-fashioned ring which has al ready had many strange adventures. The ring la of old-fashioned gold workj set with a cornelian stone sculpture# with a design after Michael Angelo. It represents a vintage scene, with vines, dancing figures, fauns, animals and fruit. There la only one other ring the same In existence and thlai duplicate is in the South Kensington’ museum, London. Both rings are copies by a Greek engraver of the original, which was made for a king of France. The lost ring was found In Paris about the year 1800, and lost again about BO years ago. Early this year the owner presented an old desk to a boy leaving for school, and thn discovery of a hidden spring revealed the raising rtag. Shortly afterwardn the owner left for India, taking thn ring with him, when It again got lost, and that is why the police have been asked to aid In the search to find it. BUSIEST SPOT ON EARTH. The most crowded spot In thn world for five and a half days of thn week is that small tract of territory, covering one acre, bounded by thn Royal Exchange, the bank and thn Mansion house In the city of London. It is a veritable human ganglion. H you were to stretch an Invisible thread north and south across this space you would find that In the course of each day no fewer than 600,000 persons passed and repassed, together with 80,000 vehicles. And the busiest acrn Is Immediately outside the Mansion house, for rather more than half thn traffic crossing the Imaginary boun daries passes that way. The results of a traffic census taken by the London police show that on an average day some 30,000 vehicles pass this partlcu lar corner, while the pedestrian traffic Is well over 250,000, and these figures are constantly Increasing. NO MORE HOME-MADE LACE. Home-made Saxony lace which ban been made by women of the country In their homes for upwards of a hun dred years, Is doomed. Lace-maklng ■was first Introduced Into Saxony la 1808, and since that time thirty lac®- making schools have been supported by the government, who saw In It ft profitable home Industry for the wom en. The Royal House also took an Interest In the work, and various so cieties placed It on the market. Last June, however, a machine was pat* ented for the work, whose metal fin gers make the lace more cheaply. In quicker time, and more exact to pat tern. The government has therefore decided to close the schools, and the peasant women and children are thua being forced Into the factories to earft their livelihoods. | SPOILED THE SWIMMING TRIP. Near Mt. Pleasant, lowa, during the summer, a bevy of young ladles who had Just graduated from high school went out to a secluded nook on thft banks of the Skunk river to take a swim. They secreted their clothes In a neighboring thicket and had Just en tered the water when they were panlo strlcken to hear a voice exclaim In ft most matter-of-fact way, "Taking a bath? Ha ha. come In, the water'* fine." They remained In the water for over an hour with only their heads showing, until one of the girls hap pened to discover a solemn-looking par rot perched on the limb of a tree neap by. The bird had escaped from town and followed the girls to the swim ming hole. HEROINE REMEMBERED. Some time ago Rev. Nell Macphatl, parish minister of Kllmulr. Skye, 'Scotland, directed attention to the neglected condition of the Flora Mao donald memorial In the churchyard ol Kllmulr, where the remains of ths heroine He. There was such a hearty response that the restoration of the memorial has now been completed, and a marble tablet has been placed In the recess of the inscription blocfc upon which Is Inscribed Dr. Samuel Johnson’s eulogy; "The preserver of Prince Charles Edward Stuart will bft mentioned In history, and, If courags and fidelity be virtues, mentioned with honor.” , FORTUNES IN SONG*. Other musicians besides merely comic song writers have gained golden rewards by their works. Sullivan re* celved $60,000 In royalties from “Th Lost Chord." “In Old Madrid brought Its composer —until then un known to fame — $76,000; and for My Pretty Jane,” Bishop received SIO,OOO a line. It Is not always the composer, however, who reapa the fruits of suc cess. "Alice. Where Art Thou? waft offered to several publishers for W, and declined, and "Kathleen Mavour neen” was sold by Its composer M that amount IN THE OIL COUNTRY. A Pennsylvania farmer bought ■ Itract of swamp land for sll Hla 'neighbors rushed to the front with sympathy, thinking he was stung— which he was, by the mosquitoes. Hft .straightway bought gallons of coal oil and poured freely, ostensibly to kill the pests. A few days later, however, la capitalist called on him and was ishown the place and In an hour’s time had given a good bank account in ex change for the land The capitalist Is now well drilling (and wondering), (while the Investor drives round occa sionally in Ms car to hnve a look..