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C Warehime President. Secretary. SURPLUS, $35,000.00. No Premium Notes Required. Save 25% and Insure with a Home Company. DIRECTORS Josedh G. Miller, O. P. Bennett, James Houck, R. S. J. Dutrow, Milton G. Urner, Casper E. Cline, A. C. McCardell, Charles B. Trail, Dr. D. F. McKinney, Clayton O. Keedy, George A. Deau, P. N. Hammaker. Rates furnished on application to our resident director, P. N. Hammaker. feb. 18 lyr. THE CATOCTIN CLARION. The League of Lost Causes ' Being the Romantic Adventures of By H __ E(,BER Paul Lane, American Millionaire $ A Dutch Music Lesson (Copyright, (913. by W. G. Chapman.) t —-p HAVE been expecting you '— p —■ for some days, Mr. Lane,” ■J K, said Lord Claude Tresham, Jf when the young American j'N . stood before him in the 11- AfJ I brary of his mansion on -3: a. . Park lane, London. “I t ’“ : " learned some time ago that you had ceased to be associated with the League. Sit down and tell me precisely why.” Paul Lane answered with some ve hemence; “1 was, as you probably know, in duced to place my services and my for tune at the League’s disposal by Her Highness Princess Clothilde,” he be gan. "I say ‘service and fortune,’ al though I believe that only the latter was required by the minds at the back of the organization. At first I was unaware of this. I threw myself with enthusiasm into the cause." "That enthusiasm of you Americans will yet be the cause of your country’s downfall,” answered Lord Claude. “Hut please pardon the interruption. You found things different from what you had been led to expect?" "Yes. I had been told that the League was an international associa tion for promoting the principles of monarchy. J found it to be an anarch istic body, controlled by men of whose identity I was never informed. I worked in the dark, and they spent my money—some three millions of dol lars —also In the dark. Finally, when the princess proposed that 1 should or ganize a conspiracy against my own country, which would have led to the absorption of all the Pacific coast states by a hostile power, I severed my connection. And so —” "You have come to me to offer to place your services and your knowl edge of affairs at yie disposal of the counter-organization?” said Lord Claude. "I thi 'k you have acted wise ly, Mr, lame, i’he League is nothing but a criminal society, led by some of the younger and least influential of Europe's rulers. Under the cloak of devotion to monarchy—and no one be lieves more In that principle than I, tor I am secretary of what Is called, I believe, the Black Cabinet of Rulers — as I was saying, Mr, loine, under this pretense the League has united all the criminal and anarchistic elments In Europe against the established order of society. 1 welcome you and trust that we shall deal with you more frank ly than your late friends did.” Lord Claude dismissed Paul Lane cordially soon after, promising to call upon him as soon as the need for his services developed. The summons from Lord Claude came more speedily than either man had anticipated. When, a few morn ings after, Paul went t the secretary’s house by invitation, he found him pac ing the floor of his study in what in any other man would have been mark ed agitation. In Lord Claude, how ever, this mood evinced itself only by a sharper manner of speech than his habitual drawl and certain nervous movements of the hands. “I am glad you have come so prompt ly, Mr. Lane,” said Lord Claude. "I want you to go upon a mission of the utmost delicacy. I have not forgotten how you outwitted me in the matter of the kaiser's visit to Paris, when you were with our enemies, and if any man can clear up this situation, I know' you can.” He handed Paul a cigarette, lit It, and resumed. “Trouble Is brewing In Holland — very serious trouble. Her Majesty Queen Wilhelmlna, as you doubtless are aware, when she ascended the throne at the ago of eighteen, became fascinated by the Ideals of the League, and for a time assisted In its councils Later, when her eyes had been opened to the true nature of this body, she withdrew from all participation in its schemes, thereby Incurring the dead ly hostility of the society. You are aware, of course, that her majesty vis its Berlin on the fifth, in order to dis cuss with the kaiser the proposed forti fication of Flushing, a measure which he has inspired, and which gives cause for considerable anxiety to England. "Certain patriots of Holland, consid ering that the queen, In visiting Ber lin, has betrayed her country, are plan ning a counter-measure, aided, of ourse by the übiquitous League. What this is we do not know. We know only one fact —that It Is to center around the Princess Juliana, her majesty’s five-year-old daughter, and heir to the Dutch throne. It may be the plan to proclaim her queen in her mother’s piace; It may be something more das tardly. That Is what we have to dis cover—and we rely on you to do It. “There Is no fear of a coup d’etat, for, during the queen’s absence, to gether with her husband, the palace will be guarded by two regiments of loyal troops. What treachery is planned must be consummated by stealth. Your task will be to go o the palace, arriving on the fifth, Im mediately after her majesty has left. You will remain there until the eighth, one hour before the queen’s return. Jhe, of course, knows nothing of this. You will deliver your credentials to lien- Ve; laar, the Dutch minis- Mr v :• fairs, who will be in t!: < , jlace; you will ta... ;s there and will THURMONT, FREDERICK COUNTY, MD., THURSDAY, JANUARY 29, 1914. keep the Princess Juliana constantly under your supervision. "Now, my dear louio, there Is a very unfortunate incident In this af fair. The notorious Princess Clothil de, of Austria, who is well known to bo connected with the league, has been installed at The Hague for sev eral weeks as the Princess Juliana’s music teacher. She has completely won the favor of Queen Wilhelmlna. and all representations made to her majesty on this point have been fruit less, When the queen’s mind is made up, nothing can shake her. In that respect she is a true Netherlander. And her majesty, unfortunately, has the most complete confidence in the Princess Clothildo, Go you will have to regard the princess as an enemy within the gates. Von Grobelaar will doubtless post you on all necessary matters. You can trust him implicit ly. Good morning, Mr. Lane. You will report to me here five days hence at the same hour.” Tiie thought of meeting Clothilde again, matching himself against her. sent the blood coursing wildly through Paul’s veins. He hurried home, pack rd his suit-case, and caught the next train for Harwich, whence a fast steamer landed him in Holland on dm following morning. That afternoon he reached The Hague and he drove at once to the palace, and was soon in consultation with Von Grobelaar. "i have received a communication from Lord Tresham,” he said. “He lias described you thoroughly, both in features and manner, so that I am confident that you are the person whom you represent yourself to be. You will appreciate the necessity of these precautions when I tell you that Hol land Is facing the greatest crisis in all tier checkered history. its pre cise nature is still unknown to us, but we know enough to be aware that it centers upon the Princess Juliana, and It will be effected tomorrow evening, as soon as the news is telephoned to The Hague that her majesty has rati fied the treaty whlcSi is now pending with Germany. Your task will be to guard the little princess. You are to act under my orders as the princess’ guardian until her majesty returns. In particular, you are to watch scrupu lously the Princess Clothilde, who is quite well known to be an agent of the League, and who, unhappily, was placed in cliargo of the princess’ mu sical tuition by her majesty, In spite of al! our representations. "Come, now,” he added, "and I will Introduce you to her highness." With a beating heart Paul followed the old minister along the main corn dor of the old-fashioned, rambling pal ace, until they entered the royal apart ments. Sounds of a child practicing scales were heard as soon as the heavy swing doors were opened, and Von Grobelaar led Paul into the music room, where, seated upon a high stool, the royal princess was fingering a small keyboard with her tiny fingers, under the direction of Clothilde, who sat beside her on a straight backed chair. The entrance of the two caused an immediate cessation of the lesson. The child princess looked round curiously: the oilier princess, she of Austria, rose and stood looking at Paul defiantly. "Mr. lame and 1 are old acquaint ances." murmured Clothilda, inclining her head. During the remainder of that day the four never left one another. They seemed Inspired by mutual distrust. Under other circumstances, It would have seemed comical to Paul for two men and two women to attend labori ously upon the wishes of a child that devoted its pampered day to playing with an enormous collection of toys— bricks, dolls of all kinds —and throw ing them aside as It grew tired of each. But to Paul the situation was fraught with ghastly mockery. It was not un til the little princess was safely In bed. under the guardianship of the capable nurse, that Paul found himself for a few moments alone with Clo thilde. "Monsieur, I learn that you have left the League,” she said, In a tone of In quiry which startled him “I, too, am no longer connected with it.” she said. “Monsieur, I, too, was un able to acquiesce in the demands made upon me. So now, you see me here, a revolutionary turned courtier, a hum ble music teacher to the Princess Ju liana.” She was trying to disarm his suspi cions; Paul saw that, and though he strove to conceal his knowledge of it, ho could see that she knew. “Monsieur Lane Is still suspicious of me?” she asked mockingly. She came close to him and stood look ing up at him, her arms at her sides, her lips temptingly close. “Mon sieur has not repented of the harsh and cruel words he said to me when we met last?” In another moment he would have caught her In his arms. But just then the door opened and the minis ter came slowly in. The princess start ed round, an angry look upon her face; then, recovering her self possession with amazing swiftness, she burst into laughter. “1 was just telling Monsieur Lane,” she said, “that 1 am a revolutionary turned courtier. 1 believe that Moa- A Family Newspaper- independent in Politics—Devoted to Literature, Local and General News. Bieur suspects me of complicity In the plans of the conspirators.” Schooled as he was in diplomacy, Von Orobelaar could not help starting. This was the first allusion made in the palace, except In his own talk with Paul that morning, to what everyone knew. "Hut let me say, Mynheer,” went on Clothilda, “that I, for one, hope with all my heart that the German treaty will be ratilied, and that tomorrow night we shall hear the good news by telephone. And in proof of my own good intentions, I request that, ns soon as the news is verified, Her Highness the Princess Juliana may be permitted to play the Dulch National anthem upon the old state harpsichord in the royal museum.” “Thank you, mademoiselle,” said Von Orobelaar coldly. "1 am sure that the museum can be placed at your dis posal if you desire it. “Now, I wonder what deviltry is afoot,” said Von Orobelaar thought fully. ‘You do not trust her?” asked Paul, Shaken with miserable doubt. Von Orobelaar advanced and placed his hand in a kindly fashion upon the shoulder of the younger man. Per haps he surmised the true condition of Paul’s feelings. “My boy,” he said—“for you are only a boy compared with an old laan like myself—l trust few men and no women in matters of state. A man is bound by certain social codes. A woman has no code in such matters. Love them, worship them, serve them —but do not trust them, Paul.” “And how about her majesty the queen?” asked Paul with some Indig nation. Von Orobelaar smiled wearily. “Her majesty is—Holland,” ho answered. “And Holland must be preserved. Come, Mr. l-ane, forgive an old man’s outburst, and let me see you to your sleeping quarters. You were not, I think, informed that they are those oc cupied by her majesty herself when sho is in residence here, and that they command the approach to the Princess Juliana’s room. Lock your door and take this pistol.” He drew a serviceable weapon from his pocket and handed it to Paul. "Hut you are not likely to be called upon to use it,” he added, “for two thousand loyal sol diers are at this moment under arms I in The Hague and command all ap ) proaches to the palace.” It would be difficult for any man to sleep soundly after receiving such in formation, and Paul was no more phlegmatic than most men. He did not even undress, but resolving to be faithful to his trust, he started in to spend a watchful night. His first step was to assure himself that Von Oro belaar’s statement as to the location of the princess' room was accurate. ! His first search was for the royal mu | seum, and this he found to be upon the j floor below his, and almost immediato j ly beneath his apartment, except that. I being of considerably larger size, it | extended beneath the apartments of the princess and her nurses, it was devoted to the storage of articles and objects of no special intrinsic value, but much prized on account of their historical associations. Among these was the old harpsichord which was said to have been used by William of Orange, afterward William 111. of Kngland, and to which Clothilde had evidently referred. But why had the Princess Clothilde j selected this as the instrument on j which her Infant charge was to play | the Dutch national anthem? He resolved to examine the harps!- j chord in order to determine whether it I could bo reasonably associated with j Hie design of Clothilde. For that, de j spite her denial, she was the center of I the conspiracy, he entertained no j doubt whatever. He halt expected to encounter Clo thilde, bent upon the same nocturnal | errand. It seemed incredible to him that she would not bo watching for just such a visit on his part, If, in deed, there lay some sinister design beneath her project. But the corrl [ dors were deserted, and, when he reached the museum, ho found that ! the door was unlocked. Inside a sin gle electric light, burning over the I door, showed him the switch. And in the center of the room stood the old harpsichord, wide open, its strings, though still serviceable, rusty with j age. It stood between one of the old ) state coaches and a curious wooden I statue which, according to the printed 1 story, which Paul spelled out with I some difficulty, bad once stood in the ) assembly house in the days of the I Dutch republic. It was a grotesquely carved figure of Justice, of heroic size, and the finger of the uplifted hand reached to within two or three inches I of the low celling. The statue absorb | ed Paul's attention but a moment. He | turned to open the harpsichord. Sorae | body had evidently been playing on it i at no remote date, for the dust which | lay on it thickly had been carefully wiped away from the keyboard and a j sheet of modern music lay on the j square stool beside it. Paul picked t this up and examined it. It was the Dutch national anthem. But It was written in G major. | This fact alone interested Paul con- I siderably. The Dutch national song, like most such, is extremely simple, and is almost invariably played in the key of C major. The change from the key of C to that of G interested him at first as a musician. Upon closer examination Paul per- I ceived that the work was not printed i at all, but written in ink, and so finely done that it would have passed for print at n cursory examination. Why did Clothilde wish the princess, a child of five, whose musical educa tion w'as necessarily of the most rudi mentary character, to play the anthem In the key of O major? The question recurred again and again as Paul stud ied the piece (n the hope of coming upon some solution or me enigma. That this could have any relation to the conspiracy seemed incredible. But he had learned one thing during his experiences with the League; the most trivial matters often prove the orig ins of weightiest actions. He read the piece through, note by note, and, at the end, found himself entirely baf fled. The only effect of the change of key was that it Involved the occasion al striking of F sharp, which, in the key of C would, of course, never be played. This suggested to Paul a new line of investigation. He bent over the keyboard and examined the recurring F sharps minutely. They were of black Ivory. Paul tapped them soft ly, forbearing to press them lest the sound should bring someone Into the museum. They seemed exactly like the other black notes as he ran his eye upon the keyboard. One had a small chip or erosion on Its surface toward the bottom of the block. It might have been designed to give some signal. But his reason revolted at this pettifogging. It told him that this was an ordinary piano, in no wise different from others of that primitive type; undoubtedly he was playing the fool in the museum at midnight. He rose to go to his apartment. Some thing made him sit down again. Some thing in him rose up in Intense warn ing. Something bright caught his at tention. He gasped with excitement. The open string of the instrument widen communicated with this par ticular note was not rusted, as were the rest, but bright metallic, and new. He ran his eye all over its shining sur face. He followed its course under the veneered casing. Then he saw that It ran down on the other side of the instrument and Into the body of the Statue of Justice. In an instant I'aut was at the base of the statue, upon his hands and knees. He saw that the wire ran straight through the wood, and, spring lug to his feet, he commenced cau tiously to clamber up the wheel of the state carriage until, standing upon the coachman’s box, he could see between the ceiling and the statue’s upstretch cd finger. His suspicions were veri fied; the wire ran into the ceiling im mediately beneath the chiffonier In his own room above. if Paul had prayed to meet no one upon Journey he prayed more earnestly now on his return. Every moment he expected to encounter Clo thildo upon the stairway. It seemed Incredible that fortune should have permitted him to make his discovery without arousing her suspicions. When he reached his own apartment again he was trembling so that he could scarcely stand, and It was not until he had regained his self-control In some measure that he was able to make the rest of his examination. A very short investigation showed him that the wire passed through the floor and into the body of the chiffonier, lint there it apparently ended. Paul pulled out every drawer, Inspected every Inch of the old piece of furni ture with scrupulous care, In vain. At last he was compelled to acknowl edge himself defeated. The wire end ed somewhere In the wood; but unless he could break the chiffonier Into minute pieces he could discover noth ing further. Morning dawned after what seemed an eternity. Breakfast was served to Paul in his room. About ten o'clock Von Grobelaar made his appearance and invited Paul to accompany the child princess and himself upon a morning stroll. So the day wore away. At six o'clock all were gathered in the queen's boudoir to await the expected telephonic message from.the ambas sador at Berlin. At six-thirty the telephone rang with a sudden .shrillness that started all and set them upon their feet. From his chair the old minister arose. He walked slowly toward the instrument —slowly, not because he was the less anxious but because he was the more fearful. He listened; then, after a moment, he hung up the receiver. “Mademoiselle and Gentlemen," he said, "I have the honor to announce to you her majesty has ratified the treaty and left Berlin ten minutes ago, accompanied by his royal highness the prince consort.” For a full half minute nobody spoke. Then Clothilde came forward. "Mynheer —” she began. “Gentlemen,” said Von Grobelaar, '‘Her royal highness Intends to cele brate the joyful news by playing the .national anthem upon the harpsichord of William of Orange." They trooped down the grand stair way, the Princess Juliana In the lead, whooping exultantly as she raced along. There was not one wrong note. The princess played with no bad execution ,and her fingers instinctively felt for and found each separate key. And what had begun as a prank ended dif ferently, for the setting of the scene wrought itself upon the Imagination of all present, so that each eye was moist —even Von Grobelaar’s, and at the end he was swallowing hard. Paul saw Clothilde turn her head away: he touched her lightly upon the shoulder and she started violently. “You taught her all this yourself?” he asked. She stared at him like a madwoman, and suddenly, brushihg him aside, ,broke through the crowd, gained the passage outside, and ran down the corridor, sobbing violently. Paul turned to Von Grobelaar. "I think that is the last we shall see of Mademoiselle.” he said. “Why?” asked the minister quickly. The crowd had dispersed outside the door, whither they had been attracted by the Princess Clothilde’s behavior, and they stared after her curiously. The little prlncesa was resentfully complying with the admonitions or the head nurse concerning retiring time. Paul led Von Grobelaar to the harpsichord and showed him the new 'wire. "I didn't understand,” said Von Grobelaar, looking at Paul with the vague air of one absorbed in some abstract cogitation. "Do you know," he continued, “that the sight ofTTer little highness there made me feel like an old fool? When I think how many such princesses have grown up to be men and women —” T beg your pardon," said Paul, Did .you notice that wire?” “I what which wire? Well, what of it?" “I was here last night when the palace was asleep.” "Then, sir, you were grossly remiss In your duly. You should have re gained in your room.” “Possibly,” answered Paul drily. “But, the fact remains that that wire runs out of the harpsichord and through that statue and Into my room ?” "What!" Von Grobelaar turned on him a face yellow’ with fear. He tottered and seemed about to fall. "I didn’t hear you, my friend. You spoke about some wire?” "That wire,” repeated Paul Indul gently, "connects with the chiffonier In her majesty’s —” "My God!” yelled the minister, and he dashed for the door. Along the corridor he ran, Paul hurrying after him. But, agile as he was, Paul could not catch the old minister until he came upon him at the door of his own apartment. Von Grobelaar did not seem to notice him. With one sweep of the hand he consigned the chif fonier cover to tha floor, with Paul's hair-brushes, keys, collar-box and var ious small articles of baggage. He pressed a thumb-nail to the polished surface and tapped once. The ve neered top slid back, disclosing an ivory button on which was printed, in tiny type, Groningen. He stared at it and turned on Paul like a madman. "It is all gone!” he yelled. “Hol land is gone—dead—drowned under the waves. That button connects with the military defense works beside the dykes. A touch blows Holland's bul warks against the sea to pieces and submerges the land, with five million living men and women. The quoe>. and I. alone of all Holland, knew where the secret lay. That button was to be touched when Holland’s foes were at the gates of the Hague I knew they meant to blow up the dykes, but never dreamed they knew the secret.” He shook his fist iwTaurs face. "You have killed five million men and women, murderer," he screamed. "You were not put, here K guard the Princess Juliana. You were put here to prevent anyone enuring and touching that button. I cou’dn reveal the secret to you. I thought you would be true to your trust, God almighty, they found the secret and connected the wires below. And I• i majesty—Ah, God, I can almost, hear the floods!" "Calm yourself," said Paul, gripping the old gentleman by the hands. "The dykes are safe. I out that wire last night.” American Benefactions. Many a worthy but struggling char ity has been placed on its feet by a timely bequest or gift from a living friend, and the whole cause of orgt u ized benevolence has frequent rea son to rejoice over this tendency which, while not by any means con fined to one nationality, is known in the United Slates on a scale never known before. Large gifts in this country amounted last year to more than $300,000,000, without including any of less than SIO,OOO. Examined in detail the list is a long one. Th evident purpose is to benefit man kind in making it better equipped for the duties of life, and to prevent ami ameliorate human suffering. Educa tional institutions, hospitals and sani tary work received more than halt the gifts of last year. Elevated art was well remembered and responsible charities received a generous share. Sexton Is Shrewd. Among the tourists who travel through France, a considerable num ber visit the cathedral at Rheims, a magnificent example of Gothic archi tecture. In the tower there is an enormous clock, and it is the sexton's business to wind it every day—a very tiring job, as the weights are natural ly extremely heavy. The sexton, however, is a very shrewd fellow. Whenever he shows the trippers this wonderful piece of mechanism he remarks: “Ladies and gentlemen, it you do not believe me regarding the heaviness of the clock weights, try for yourselves.” Each of the trippers immediately gives a turn or two to the wheel, and as there are some 200 visitors a day the trippers unconsciously and eager ly wind the clock for him, and, in addition, give him an extra tip for being allowed to do his work. As She Is Spoke on Clyde. The best English is said to ba spoken in Scotland —but not on the Clyde! A Londoner, just returned from Scotland, sends a Daily Chronicle cor respondent this example of Firth of Clyde language; “Poo-pa-poo: aw-ma noo, gaur-pa-poo." The strange sounds are supposed to be uttered by a wee Macgreegor in a rowing-boat with his parents: and the Interpretation is, "Pull, pa, pull; oh, ma, now, gaur (make) pa pull.” The Chinese-like exhortation is a good companion for "Flaflallarry”— which is sound Glasgow for “Fellow tell off a lorry.” Terms SI.OO in Advance NO. 46. riOME(Wv . JOWN7 % Helps RAISE STANDARD OF HOUSINa New Ordinances In Force at Duluth Conetltutc an Advance Step of Importance. Various cities In rocent months have taken cognisance of the Importance of good housing conditions. One of the first to take constructive action by a complete revision of Its housing code, following a searching investigation, was Duluth, Like every other city which hae been careless with respect to the way Us people live, Duluth had been housing some of Its population In dark Interior rooms and dark, damp basements; it had room overcrowding and lot overcrowding; and Its toilet facilities were In many Instance# not conducive either to decency or te health. The first result of these discoveries was the appointment by the common council, on the recommendation of the mayor, of a housing committee. This committee at once eet about The task of drafting an ordinance based upon a model law. A draft of this ordinance was submitted to the National Housing association for comment, It was made the subject of several public hearings In Duluth and finally passed by # vote of 9 to 6. Hereafter In Duluth both tenement houses and single family dwellings must have enough open space on their lots to light and ventilate every room, rooms must be large enough for habita tion and must have windows opening to the outer air, the height of wooden tenement houses will be limited and other safeguards provided against flr*. Every new tenement house must have within each apartment a proper sink with running water and a water closet located either In a bathroom or In a separate compartment. Every dwelling house, when water main and sewer ara accessible, must atop have running water and a water closet within tha house. For existing bouses the regulations, of course, are not so strict as for new buildings; but for them also the stand* urds have been raised In the Interest* of decency and health. r— ==• Advertising Must Be Honest Why must advertising be made clean and decent? Be cause, to revert to trite maxima, you can’t fool the people for long: because It’s folly to kill the goose that lays the golden egg; because honesty Is the best policy: because It la sui cidal to expect a force that Is largely psychological In Ita ef fect to retain Its efficiency after It once repels, deceives or dls gusts any considerable portion of the public. Advertising must be made honest—or there will be no Cap per. BIG PRICE FOR SENTENCE Pennsylvania Judge Gets SIO,OOO Foil Three Words—“ Stop, Look, Listen." More or less fanciful tales are toM of the price per word paid to famous writers. Rudyard Kipling has receiv ed as much as a dollar a word. But there was a lawyer who became chief Justice of the supreme court of Penn sylvania whose rate Is unsurpassed. Ho Is said to have received |iL* 333.33 1-3 a word. He wrote only three words at this rate, however, but those words are familiar to any one who has crossed a right-of-way. They are “Stop, Look, Listen.” There are several versions of the origin of this crossing warning, but that It was the work of the attorney is the correct one. At any rate he re ceived the money. Between thirty and forty years ago a lawyer named Paxson, who evento ally became one of Pennsylvania*! most famous Judges, was counsel for the Philadelphia and Reading railroad. Later he was Its receiver during tha earlier reorganization which preceded that of 1394, While Paxon was Ita counsel the Inadequacy of the old-time crossing-sign as a legal warning and the danger of persons passing It un heeded became a matter of serious discussion. Paxon was asked by the railroad to devise an Inscription that should fulfil all the requirements—a sign that would warn passers-by and would legally protect the railroad If they did not heed. It seemed like a very simple thing, but its legal aspect had many compllr cations. It Involved laborious re searches extending over many weeks and reference to Innumerable prece dents established since the dawn of (he stage-coach era. After the legality of the matter had been settled the solution was to decide on the smallest number of words that would be suffi cient without crowding the sign. They had to be short and so few that they might be read and understood at a glance, even by the most unintelli gent. '■’% Many forms were tried and reject ed by Paxon before he submitted “Stop, Look, Listen,” as the crystalli zation of his labors. It was neither vague. Inconspicuous nor verbose. Paxon’s fee was SIO,OOO. It was prob nblv the most valuable “copy” ever tamed In by a writer.