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OF FREDERICK COUNTY. Organized 1843. Office—46 North Market Street Frederick, Md. A. C. MiCirdall, 0. C Warehime President. Secretary. SURPLUS, 8:55,000.00. No Premium Notes Required. Save 25% and Insure with a Home Company. DIRECTORS Josedh G Miller, O P. Bennett, James Houck, R. S. J. Dutrow, Milton G. Urn *r, Casper E. Cline, A. C. McCardell, Charles B. Trail, Dr. D. F. McKinney, Clayton O. Keedy, George A. Deau, P. N. Hammaker. Rates furnished on application to oui resident director, F. N. Hammaker, ISTEIENS SHOOT You want to HIT what you are aiming at ■| —belt bird, beast or target. Make your shots count by shooting the STEVENS. Of For 4t years STEVENS ARMS have |( carried off PREMIER HONORS for AC- S I CURACY. Our line: U Rifles, Shotguns, Pistols B Axk your Deaiaf—in* Send 4 cts, in stamps ■ *ist on the Stbvfns. f>r lio-page Catalog ■ we ship direct, tv- vaina iehookofrefer- I re< clntoff atalrnrori’e pmsnective shooters. W Beautiful three-color Aluminum Hanger will be forwarded for 10 cents in stamps. J. Stevens Arms & Tool Co., P. 0. Box 4096 CHICOPEE PALLS, MASS., U. 8. A. The Catoctin Clarion. FAMOUS OLD MOUNTAIN AP.‘r.AT HAS A CONSPICUOUS PLACE IN HISTORY. Center of Troubled Land Where Peace Is a Comparatively Unknown Quan tity—Proud Record Claimed by Armenian Race. "Mu'att Ararat, where there has been hardly a moment’s peace since Noah and his ark grounded upon its Co.nslve shoulder, is at present the huge, troubled boundary mark be tween the Ottoman empire and Russia, and under the shadows of the historic peak the lighting 'ines of Osmanll and Russian have been swaying back and forth, never far beyond the lines of the frontier,” begins a bulletin issued ty the National Geographic society. “Ararat is the hub of Armenia, of the original home of the Haik people. It is also the center of what has ever been the most troubled area on earth. Tribes of Europe and of Asia have fought each other here from tho dawn of history, and the remnants from the battles have settled as neighbors, hat Jug, despoiling, massacring one an other. "Ararat is one of the most impres eive of earth’s mountains, for it rises sheer to the clouds out of an immense plain. “The dominant mountain is split into two peaks. Great and Little Ar arat. Great Ararat rises to a height of 17,090 feet above the level of the sea. Little Ararat, where the boun daries of the Ottoman empire, of Rus sia and of Persia meet, reaches an altitude of 12,840 feet. Though the snow line hero is very high— l4.ooo feet—the dome of Great Ararat is cov ered with glitcripg fields of unbroken white. "A vast wealth of legend surrounds the mountain, which has always deep ly impressed the imaginations of the peoples who have wandered, passed or settled beneath it. The Armenian priests long believed that the wonder ful mysteries of its summit might hover be surveyed by human eyes, and all thought of scaling Ararat was considered almost in the light of sacrilege. “The Armenians have also held that they are the first people after the flood, the immediate descendants of Noah, so to speak; for the first vil lage that Noah founded after abandon ing the ark was Nakhitchevan. So the Armenian thinks that his people were the first race of men to grow up In the world after the flood. “The name Ararat means high.’ The Persian name for the mountain Koh-1- Null, means 'Noah's mountain.’ It has been determined by the natives that the Garden of Eden was placed in the valley of the Araxes, "Noah's wife was burled in this val ley near the mountain, and grapes are still grown there whose vines are the direct descendants of vines planted by Noah.” Hertzian Waves. Hertzian waves are electric waves, so called from Heinrich Hertz (18G7- 1894), a German engineer and scien tist, who first demonstrated the possi bility of wireless telegraphy. In the course of his investigations he dem onstrated some new principles regard ing the transmission of light and elec tricity, and his premature death was regarded as a distinct loss to science. Wireless telegraphy is sometimes called Hertzian telegraphy. The pres ent Marconi method of telegraphing without wires is by means of “Hert zian waves,' which pass through the ether —the medium that fills all space, and remains after air has been ex hausted. The apparatus generates and transmits these waves, the exis tence and operation of which were first demonstrated by Hertz. All Are on Time at Sydney. At Sydney, Australia, any telephone subscriber can now obtain correct standard time by calling up the Syd ney observatory, says the Scientific American. If he wishes merely to check nis watch or clock, he asks for “Time.’ and is connected with an op erator who reads off the correct time to the nearest half minute from a clock controlled by the standard clock of the observatory. If more accurate information be required, he asks for “Exact time,” and is connected with a high frequency buzzer which trans mits the actual beats of the observa tory clock. Drawing to a Head. “My dear,” remarked Crumbly, as he opened a letter at the breakfast table the other morning, and a mil liners bill aroppea out, “this is the third bonnet you have had in less than six months, you must have bonnets on the brain.” •'Well,” queried Mrs. Grumble, In nocently, "isn’t that the proper place for them?” Mysterious Fascination. “Charley, dear,” said the young Mrs. Torkins, "I don’t see why people play poker. ’ “you don’t understand the game.” "I’m afraid i don t. it doesn't seem sensible to me, as you describe It. There isn t any fun in playing for (uo; and there certainly isn t any noney in playing it for money.” Too Much Realism. Ham Lett —That s the last time 1 11 ever pass through that market. Hill Hoard —Why, did the cabbage try to get ahead of you? Ham Lett — No; but the hissing ot the geese was too realistic. THURMONT, FREDERICK COUNTV, MD., THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16, 1915. His Needless ; Fears By* H. M. EGBERT (Copyright, 1915, by W. G. Chapman.) The man who gets his salary from a distant city Uvea under the Damo clean sword. Jenkina was no excep tion to this rule. The leather com pany employed agents In several towns, and Jenkins, newly posted at Soquah, drew his forty dollars weekly out of the mailed letter with fear and trembling. What it the company should suddenly dispense with him? Once the letter failed to arrive, and Jenkins, who always waited for tho cheek to pay his weekly bills, was In despair. To complicate matters there was Mrs. Jenkins, a frail, weakly woman without tho least ability to earn a living if anything happened to her husband. Jenkins had this possibility upon bis mind all the time. To crown his troubles, he was a "one-job" man. He had been with the leather com pany, which was a soulless concern, since he entered their service as an office boy thirty years before. Shy and retiring, he did not see the ghost of a chance to earn anything if ever he lost his position. No, that did not crown his troubles, but he had another trouble mixed with joy, the two so Interwoven that ho did not know where one began and the other ended. Laura, in the local hospital, had presented him with a boy, their first child. Jenkins had looked in awe, and partly in fear, at tho extremely red atom of humanity, then at his wife's weak figure. Ho saw the radiant happiness of mother hood upon her face. At such a moment most men would Took a Silver Candlestick From the Buffet. have thought of anything but material things. Hut into Jenkins' brain there flashed an appalling thought. He re membered that, having paid the hos pital bill for only one week ahead, lie had exactly twelve dollars in the world. Suppose tho check failed to arrive next day! Ho passed a sleepless night. In the morning ho waited for the postman with growing panic. The usual letter from the leather company was in his mail. Hut it was typed instead of written by the cash ier. Jenkins tore open the envelope, desperately hoping to see the familiar pink check flutter out. Instead there came a formal notification: "As you are by this time doubtless aware, we have decided to discontinue our agency In Sequah. You will there fore close the office pending the ar rival of our representative, who will take charge of the stock and fixtures." Jenkins let the letter flutter to the floor. He put tho rest of the mall, unopened, in his pocket, and went au tomatically up to tho hospital, it was always his habit to notify Laura when any unexpected event occurred. But when he looked at her he could not tell her. He thrust the letters upon the table, hardly knowing what he was doing, kissed her with trembling lips, and went away. He was discharged! Fired! With twelve dollars In the world. And next day he must pay a second twenty-five for his wife’s second week. He must get thirteen dollars, then, by night fall. He staggered into the street and groaned. He walked the streets all day, not even troubling to think about closing the office. There was money—two hundred dollars in th'e safe. Hut that did not tempt Jenkins. He could nev er have robbed his employers. That was not in him. Hut he must rob somebody. He stood still with clenched fists, heedless of the passers by. “I'll get It!” ho swore. Then he thought of the doctor who was going to charge him seventy live dollars, In addition to the hospital fee. The sleek, smug doctor, rolling in his car, while Laura would be turned into the streets with a week-old baby! Jenkins’ rage flamed In a huge deluge against the doctor. It was a fiery de- A Family Newspaper—lndependent in Politics—Devoted to Literature, Local and General News. lego of stark wrath that, blotleu out ail the normal personality of the man. Jenkins found himself a criminal. Ho discovered, hr.enr. within h!s heart, a fund of cunning that ho had never suspected could exist in him. He re called that the doctor was a bachelor, he knew that he was at the hospital lu the evening. lie had Been through the open door of the consulting room silver scattered about, the top of the buffet. ’-Vlth one of those pieces Laura's bill could he paid, Jenkins resolved to act upon the thought. At nightfall he went softly toward tho doctor's house. He knew that there was a hack door, always open, except for the tlnisy screen that covered it. He had seen that during his visits, and remembered that, once over th ? *ence, he could not be seen from the windows. Fo found the fence, scaled it, and crouched cower ing on the other side. Tho house was dark, except for a single light In tho dining room. Jen kins could see the silver even now. It gleamed derisively upon the buffet. His gorge rose. Ho walked steadily toward tho back door. It stood wide open. It was not even clasped. Thieves were unknown, almost, in prosperous Sequah. Perhaps somebody was on the prem ises, though. There must he servants. Ho knew the doctor had a housekeep er. Rut it was not likely that she would he on the first floor. Jenkins walked iii very softly and took a sil ver candlestick from the buffet. He knew by Dio touch that it was of pure metal. That alone would more than pay Laura's bill. No doubt Ire could pawn it somewhere in town. 11 o stood irresolute, holding it in his hands. Then, all at once, he hoard tho front door click open. Doctor Evans was coming in. There was still time to escape with li is plunder through the back. Rut fear paralyzed Jenkins: the irresolute man had found himself again and tho enterprising criminal who had arisen in him. like some Mr. Hyde, had betaken himself to tho nether gloom from which lie sprang. Jenkins put down the candlestick and sprang behind the curtains. He heard Evans enter his office. Through the open door he saw him sit down at his desk. Tho doctor pulled out a pocketbook and heaped up an im mense idle of bills before him. Jen kins could not see their denomination, but ho knew that each was for five dollars, the spoils of his few hours of office work that day. There must have been three hun dred dollars there. Jenkins felt his fury rising again. The sleek, smug devil! Counting his money, while Laura would bo put out of the hospital the following day. It did not occur to him that she would merely be transferred to the free ward. The man was mad at the moment The loss of his lifelong posi tion had bereft him of his senses. He crept forward and watched the doctor with parted lips. His hand, stretched out. closed upon the candlestick. That set a new thought running through his head. With that candle stick he could batter out the man's brains. He could take the money from the dead hand and go. None had seen him enter, and none would see him leave in the darkness. Money, good money, was bettor than candle sticks. Three hundred dollars! Ho had never had so much money in his life before. Ho clutched the candlestick In his hand: and Just then Doctor Evans looked up witli a start. "Who Is there?" he called. Jenkins put down the weapon. He was the old man once more, the weak man, incapable of anything but the trained groove-moving thoughts. Doctor Evans approached the dining room and suddenly switched on an electric light beside the door. It re vealed Jenkins, standing by the buf fet, shaking and white. The doctor stared at him, and suddenly Jenkins saw recognition in his eyes. "Why, Mr. Jenkins, how long have you been waiting for me?" he asked. And Jenkins perceived that his de sign was unsuspected. Doctor Evans must have thought that the servant had admitted him through the front entrance. "Were you anxious about your wife?” he asked. “There is nothing to worry about. She is doing very well. And, by the way, she asked me to give you th s. She expected you tonight and wts sure that I would meet you on the way nut of the hos pital. She said It. was important, and wanted you to know as soon as possi ble. And he hand* 1 Jenkins another let ter from the leather company. Jenkins took It and looked at the envelope. This one was typewritten too It could n'.-t be the check. Still, a check was d ie. Jenkins had for gotten that. The enve'npe was open; Laura had read the contents. Jenkins t(*ok out —tb chock nnd a letter. He rtod "Dear Mr. Jenk.as: “We have lulled to dose our agen cy in Seqush. Poor buslneua condi tions, ana other t ffairs of which you will learn on yt 'jt arrl <al here, have caused a rwrgar Isation cf our branch system. This requires lie services of a superintend t will a thorough knowledge of tb ♦ busin<sn. Will you accept the post at a salary of five thousand?” Jenkins put tb • letter to his pocket and shook hands \rlth the doctor, “Thank yo*! I—l’m |/B,d my wife Is out of danger ho summered, and rushed tor the door. “What a genu) le mar $e 's!” mur mured the docto.* as hLi hand swept up bis money WORD FOR WANDERER “VAGABOND” NOT ALTOGETHER TO BE CONDEMNED. Economic Problem for the Student, but Also Mysteriously Appealing —May Boast That He Calls No Man Master. We are apt to use the words vaga bond and vagrant Interchangeably, though there Is a degree of difference In their meaning, says the Detroit Free Press. The vagabond is a wan derer, an irresponsible person without visible means of support, preferring the open road to an occupation be cause of an unconventional dislike to the embarrassment of possessions. The vagrant is also a wanderer, but the ejement of viciousness enters; given opportunity he may commit a crime. We usually lump the two to gether as tramps, hobos, Weary Wil lies, and are told there are about half a million of them in our country. Economists complain that their main tenance costs about $100,000,000 an nually—only $2OO apiece!—and that it they could he made wage earners they might enrich the community by about $200,000,000. The wanderer, now the vagabond in our nomenclature, was once quite a respectable fellow, even an honored guest. The troubadours, the traveling friars of medieval days, the ancient harpists who brought their songs an 1 stories to castle and hall, Richard Plantagenet, the poet Villon, George Borrow, were tramps of one kind or another. History and romance abound in them, and we love to read of them because of our innate fellow feeling and sympathy. The vagabond wanders from Some where to Nowhere for love of the jour ney. His real reason is that he cannot help it, having more wanderlust in his blood than has fallen to the share of the majority. After all, he merely gratifies to an unusual extent a primal Instinct which centuries of conven tions have not subdued in humanity. He casts off the limitations of civiliza tion because they cost him more than he is willing to pay. He will pay raeagerly and sleep uncomfortably that he may be free. No one owns him: he calls no man master: he is sublimely indifferent to responsibility. And who among us has not felt a pas sionate desire at times to snap the chains that bind and chafe, and live our lives as we wish? In spito of our respect for the exemplary virtues wo recognize the charm of irrespon sibility. We like the vagabond in fiction even if we scorn him at our back doors, and regard him gravely as an economic problem. The tramp is more honest than most of us: ho despises work and scorns the tasks we would Impose on him. .Most of us pretend to like it and sing Hs praises. He is, moreover, a mysteriously appealing figure; there is something almost heroic in his contempt of what other men so prize, and we wonder, if we pause to think of him at all, what is his story, what woman remembers him and longs for news of him. There is always at least one—his mother. Liked "Musty" Ale. Some Harvard students with a thirst for ale as great as, or more compelling than, their thirst for learning, fell in a body upon a Boston taverner, de manding “Ale!” Mine host informed his guests, with punctilious regrets, that the only ale he had “alas! was musty.” This mellow suggestion ap pealed to the callow youtns who, smacking their lips in anticipation, ordered “Glasses round.” These the good man brought wth some trepida tion, but the students, wagging their heads like true cognoscenti, ordered more, until closing time compelled them to wend their uncertain ways Cambridgoward. Returning the next night with their ranks heavily recruit ed, before the night was over the sons of Harvard bad broached and emptied the first barrel of musty “ever.” Our boniface, equal to the emergency, or dered from his brewer an ale made musty in brewing—which today is no inconsiderable commercial commodity in the commonwealth of Massachu setts. Old Center of Civilization. Prof. Marshall H. Saville, director of the Museum of the American In dian, New York, announces the dis covery of an ancient city in Honduras which was the center of a high civili zation. Many relics were found, prin cipally potteries, and ornaments of stone and jade. “The remarkable fact about the potteries and other objects, ’ said Professor Saville, “is that they represent at least six kinds of civiliza tion. We have not the facilities at present to dig down 18 feet, which seems necessary, but it is evident there is an opportunity for vast re search.” No Kick Coming. First Traveler —How do you find business in your line? Second Traveler —Oh* 1 have no cause for complaint. I'm doing a rat tling business. First Traveler —What’s your line? Second Traveler —I'm one of the end men in a minstrel show. That Was Sufficient. Jack —That is my fiancee at the piano. Isn't she a beauty? Tom —She certainly is, but you must remember that beauty is only skin deep. Jack—Well, what do you think I am —a cannibal? I The Wicked I ; Uncle ‘ I § I ! i I ! | FRANK FILSON ■ : • (Copyright, lUIS, by \V. U. Chapman.) I was eleven ycsterd. y ami I have started a diary. The first thing that must go into It is about my wicked uncle. When father said, casually, to moth er, “Ned's written that he’s coming East to pay us a visit next week,” mother sighed and Hung up her hands. “I guess ho wants some more money, Jim,’’ she said. “At such a time as this—" “I'm sure Ned’s settled down and steadied himself during these seven years,” answered father. “It isn’t in the man,” said mother in a curiously constrained voice, like liill Buffalo's after he had confessed to the sheriff that lie stole the girl to keep her away from his rivals, the outlaw of the plains. I must tell you now that while we live in a magnificent mansion, with four servants, wo are fast approach ing bankruptcy. Father made some unlucky deals on the stock exchange, and tho war has cut off exports, so what is a man to do? As father said to mother yesterday, if those fellows would give him time and his bank would advance him only ten thousand he could keep his head above water and not have to take furnished rooms. More than that, he said, if that ship m it comes through from Rotterdam 1 bo richer than we’ve ever been 111 l Was.on Guard Day and Night. in our lives before. But nobody will trust each other in these days of de graded politics, and there hasn't been a man at the helm of the state worth his salt since Grover Cleveland left tho White House, said father. “You’ve lent that fellow Nod at least ten thousand,” said mother, in tho anguished tones of Dinah, when tho outlaw of tho plains lay dying. “Yea,” said father. "But that was between brothers, you know.” ‘ You’ve started him three or four times over. You’ve put him on his foot, and now ho can’t keep there. And he’s coming to borrow some more. Promise mo you won’t let him have it.” “The extent of my benefactions to Ned will bo measured by chicken feed •—dimes and nickels,” answered fath er. Tomorrow our wicked uncle starts East. Tho wicked uncle has arrived. He is younger than father, and reminds mo very strongly of Diamond Dick, the Palhan’s woe, though the look in his eyes softens at times like that of Bill Buffalo's when Dinah refuses to become an outlaw’s bride. Ha shook hands with me very frankly. Certainly I have received a not unfa vorable impression of my father's brother. Mother was cool toward Ned. Ned— that’s what ho has instructed me to call him —confessed to mo in an after dinner conlideuco that she always was cool toward iiim. "I don't blame Matilda,” he added, with a mournful sigh. ‘‘She knows I'm no good and never likely to bo any good in this world.” I laid my hand with a gentle but significant pressure upon the wicked uncle’s arm. “Cheer up, Ned!” I replied. “None of us are wholly bad. There's so much good in the worst of us and so much bad in the best of us, that it ain't the job of any of us—” “To hit ourselves on the chest of us,’ said the wicked uncle. “Yes, yes, 1 know. Your words are infinite ly consoling, my dear boy. But it's hard to bear —hard to bear!” Next morning he had a long conver sation with mother. I didn’t mean to overhear the first part, but a fel low can’t help it if he's making a boat upstairs and people choose to hold a conversation in the passage. Moth er was very angry with Uncle Ned. 1 could tell that by tne tone of her voice. “My husband is ruined,” she was saying. “1 want you to understand Terms SI-00 in Advi NO. (hat clearly, Ned. I don't that your visit hero is anything^HH than one of friendship, but man is struggling hard to head above water, lie hasn't hundred dollars to lend. Ho got fifty. I’ve given up my clothes, and we don’t even know Charlie can go back to school ncl term.’’ ■ My heart stopped beating. ItseemeJ too wonderful to be true. • “That's all I have to say to yotl upon that subject, Ned, ’ she contlnJ tied, as they moved away. If you r derstand that, you are more than wv come hero.” "1 understand, Matilda. You al ways did think the worst of me,’’ said Uncle Ned. That set me thinking. What was the purpose of uncle's visit? I knew ho had been a desperate man in his day. Could he have come to rob us, and had mother suspected his designs and uttered a friendly warning that they would not bo tolerated? For a day or two after that mother trailed tho wicked uncle like a shadow, especially when he -was with father. As for mo, 1 repaired the old pistol I had found in the empty room, and was on guard day and night. I loved Uncle Ned, but I would not suf fer him to rob those who had be friended him. The mystery was explained about a week after Ned's arrival. Mother and I had seen him go out; but a few minutes later he sneaked in by (lie back way and went straight to father in his library. I had spotted him. A man does not inform his womenfolk when dan ger is imminent. I simply waited under the stairs, the empty pistol in my hands. I knew that Bill Buffalo had cowed the Outlaw of the Plains with a tobacco pipe, and I would not Bcruplo to intimidate Uncle Ned with an empty weapon. I could not hear what tho men were saying, but all at once mother came hurriedly into the room. Her woman's instinct, never at fault —as Dinah knew —had told her that the crucial moment had arrived. She went in and loft tho door unfastened. Her voice was angrier than I had ever heard it before. The men cow ered before her feminine fury. "I know when you came here,” she cried, ' that you were going to try to Induce Jim to start you in life again. Start you in life, at forty-five!" "Only forty-three, Matilda!" said Ned in a pained voice. “At forty-three, then! My husband has done more for you than any broth er need do! And you shall not tak his last penny in the world!" “IXi you think I came to borrow money, Tilly?" asked the wicked uncle. "I do, If I know you.” "Why, Tilly, what an idea!” pro tested tlio wicked uncle. "I made my pile in Nevada last year, and I came homo to pay back what 1 had borrowed. But I knew a black sheep never turned white, and I —well, my dear, I had a little fun with you. That's all. Hero's Jim’s twelve thou sand four hundred and nineteen cents. The nineteen cents 1 borrowed from him to buy a rabbit when we were at school together.” Then followed a silence that might be felt. Then I beard somebody kiss ing somebody else. “You’ro still tho same, Ned,’’ said father, in an odd, choked voice. ' What pleases me best is that that little chap will be able to go back to school,” said Uncle Ned. I sheathed ray weapon, I gritted my teeth with baflled rage, and sought tho seclusion of my lair. I hate my wicked unde. NECKLACE OF HUMAN FINGERS Remarkable and Gruesome Exhibit at Present in New National Mu seum at Washington. At the new National museum at Washington there are many kinds of necklaces, and among the most curi ous and gruesome are three made of human ling rs. Two are made almost entirely of the first Joints of fingers. Tho third is much more pretentious. It is elaborately beaded, and hanging stiffly from the collar of tho necklace are eight fingers. These aro eight mid dle fingers cut from the left hand of hostile Indian warriors by their In dian enemies. Tho bone was deftly withdrawn from the fingers, the flesh cured, and a stick, In lieu of bone, was inserted In each finger. Appended to tho necklace are four or five tiny bags. This uncouth adorn ment was a medicine necklace, and was once the property of tho Chey ennes and Sioux Indians. Its loss was attended wiih groat lamentation on the part of tho Indians. The necklace was captured in a campaign against Ihe Sioux and Cheyennes, In 1876-77. In the old National museum, among the leather goods, is a pair of boots made from human skin. Nothing defi nite can be learned concerning this unusual footgear. Preparedness. “Ye have turned very industrious lately, Tim,” said one Tipperary man to another. “That I have, bedad,” replied the other. "I was up before the magis trate last week for battherln' Cassidy, and the judge tould me if I came back on the same charge he would fine me tin dollars.” “Did he?” said the first speaker "And ye’re working hard so as to kape Sir hands oft Cassidy?” ‘Don’t ye believe it," said the Indus trious man. “I'm working ha-r-rrd to save up the tin dollars.”—Buffalo Cour ier.