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For Contestants ContestantsCountless CorftestantsCountless
Countless Suggestions Suggestionsflade Suggestionsrlade
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Washington has tlimerickitis tlimerickitisThe t > limerickitisf limerickitisfThe hmerie lciti s sThe
The contest inaugurated ma gurated by The T1 e Sunday Times hasfieized has hasSeized hastseized
Seized the people of Washington W ashingtonaS as no other has in recent recentears recentears ecenttyears
tyears ears and men women and children cl ldren old and young yot ng7 are areVying are arevying arevYmg
Vying vYmg with each other in the effort to submit the brightLest bright brightlest brightst
lest st and cleverest fifth line to the popular limericks limericksEach limericksEach limericksEach
Each morning the Sunday editor of The Times has hasfctood hasstood hasEtood
stood aghast as the office boy piled hundreds of letters on onIhis onhis on1is
his 1is desk each containing lines for the limerick The con contestants contestants contestants ¬
testants ants have not been > een limited to the District Pistrict of Columbia Columbiabut Columbiabut Columbiaundreds
but readers of The Times in other cities hundreds h hmiles of ofmiles ofmiles
miles away have forwarded their idea of f what the miss missing missbIg Inissn ¬
bIg n line should be beSPECIAL beSPECIAL beSPECIAL
The interest in the contest is unparalleled and from the hour the thvsfcditorial th theditorial theI
editorial I rooms of The Sunday Times opens on Monday morning let letters letters letters ¬
ters containing the fifth line to the limerick pour in steadily They Theycome Theyome Theycome
come ome without any abatement up to a n In Itte to hour on Saturday night nightNot JightNot eighttot
Not tot a a few of the contestants sent in their suggestions hy special de delivery de1ivery delivery ¬
livery post These continued to come in until nearly midnight midnightNot midnightNot midnightNot
Not only were ero the mails used but the telephone was 115 kept busy busyUntil busyuntil busyisntil
Until very late last night by b persons who had failed to get in their theirsuggestions theirsuggestions theirsuggestions
suggestions in time for f r the malls and were anxious to have their theirlines theirJines theirlines
lines submitted before the contest closed for the week All 1l this only onlywent onlywent onlywent
went to prove the tremendous interest that is taken in the contest contestInaugurated contestnau contest4nauKurated
Inaugurated nau Urnted by b The Sunday Sunda Times TimesThe TimesThe TimesThe
The answers have been beon almost as varied ns they are numerous numerousOwing1 numcrousOwing numerousOwing
Owing to the lack of space The Sunday SU 1da Times could not begin to toprint toprint toprint
print even a quarter of the replies The task of the judges in selecting select selecting selecting ¬
ing the prize winner iJlner was a n difficult one as there were so manyfthat manyfthatwere many ih bat batwere i itre
were were tre clever c1eerbrjght bright and deserving d erdng
to toI
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J T Hart 442 42 Massachusetts ayenuo ayenuonorthwest a qnue onueuorthcwnst qnue1orthw +
northwest northwestThey uorthcwnstThoy 1orthw st stThuy
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A A M Hamrick 1108 L street tx e f north northwest n av h hBecause ¬
west westBecause westBecause
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rouri rouriMinnie rour rounMinnie
Minnie B Davlson Third Tltlrdnnd and G GElTfftS GthoY GEtrfrta
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4 Vllllam t < Peacock 211 A street stryt street south southt southBecause southBecause southBecause
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I J T SantuccI 2710 Twelfth street north northeast northt northeast
east eastO
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down downX2 downt
t X2 2 There aint aI t enough mon mon to go goroun goroun goroue
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crown crownM crownM crownM
M 31 Hall 517 M D street t southwest
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2 Their answer Mswer is Is a n sigh or a 8 frown frownMrs fr9wn fr9wnMrs frownMrs
Mrs H Huddleston 601 Fourth streeJ streeJnorthwest SlTceanorthwest streeinorthwest
northwest northwestThe northwestlhe northwestThe
The right one has not yet ot bean be found foundThis toundThis foundThis
This Is a Mans View ViewM ViewM ViewM
M A A Garnlor GarnlorO
O 1 On a a benedicts life they all frown frownIn
2 In liquor Jlqu r their sorrows they the drown
3 They Thc all look sd s ugly and brown
4 They are all after big money down
5 They refuse of all joys jOj the crown crownEdward crownEdward crownEdward
Edward Edward J T Leahy 130 G street south southwest southwest southvest ¬
west vest
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E S Wood ood 786 Sixth street north northwest norlhC1Jt northThu ¬
west westTh C1Jt C1JtThu
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down downJ downII
J T H HSaunders Saunders SUMer Sn S er I 6r Spring Md MdWell llcIVeH Mirl1Ve11
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C C Co C King 100S IQ9SK K street northwest northwestFor northwestFor
For two Uncles pay paywont wont go roun rounJ ioun oun ounJ
J T W Saunders JS Slt 1 Eighth street streetnorthwest strop strootnorthwect stropnorthwest t
northwest northwestThey northwectihey northwestThey
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This Is Real SarcasticAnna Sarcastic SarcasticAnna SarcasticAnna
Anna Cooks Cool M6 B street southwest southwestI
J think theyre all oat and and down downThomas downThomas downThomas
Thomas Wright V rlght 453 C street north northwest northosl northwost
west wostBocause westBecause osl oslBecause
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crown crownYo crownv
W Yo v O OGlbson Gibson 402 40 Fourthistreet soulh soulheast soulhC8 southcart
eastBecause C8 east t
t i Because alimony has become so renown re renown ronolVn ¬
nown nownH nolVnH nownH
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northeast nor northeastBockues 11st 11stHBcc 5
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Up to theFeed Man ManW ManW ManW
W E Palmer flat 30 the Penhurst
1 UCoulle Cause beefsteaks a quarter a apound r rpound apound
pound poundGrocriea
2 Grocrles are up and salaries down downI
I The boys are too mean to < o get getbound gelbound ge gebound t
bound boundThomas boundThomas boundThomas
Thomas C J T Bailey J3allcy631 ESI Randolph Randolphstreet Randolphtroet Randolphstreet
street troet northwest northwestJ
1 Theyre afraid of the fair ladhi ladhifrown ladll ladllfron Iadh Iadhfrom
frown from fromThe
2 The average mans but a clown clownOn clowna
a 5 On their knees the young me mewont men menwont menwont n
wont go down
4 To one one skirt they thc dont want to tobound bo bobound bebound
bound boundMrs boundMrs boundbars
Mrs L P Hieston 2911 P street northnest north northwest northweet ¬
west j
1 Mates for the fair cant be be found foundOn
20 2 On marriage so many men frown frownH frownH frownH
H J Lowe 130 Eleventh street southeast south southcast
cast eastBocauscthey castBecause < > ast astBecause
Bocauscthey Because they are always runn runmig runmigaroun s saroun g
arounMrs aroun arounMrs nroun1Irs I
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northwest northwestpL
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2 These fair ones on os dont dopt do them up upbrown upbronn u ubrown P
3 brown nown Such fellows can neer win re renown reflown renown ¬ II
4 4 Their shyness 8h ness at at once onc they dont dontdrown dontdro1m don dondrown t I
drown drownI dro1mTwo drownTwo
I Two Sides of the the Question QuestionWilliam QuetionUllam QuestionWilliam
William Ullam Peacock 211 2UA to A cil rur = ttsouth ttsouthoast taouth taouthoast t8oUthoost
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marry me meSays meSays me meSays
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saJary sa ary aryI
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of divinity or elseneither side side can find findan findnn fln flnan d
an affinityw affinity affinityW amnlt amnltW
W F ODonnell ISIS IS1 Eighth street streetnorthwest suesrorthwest trcet trcetrorthw6st t
northwest northwestBecause rorthw6stDocnuSQ rorthwestBecause
Because they th y just cant settle down downHenrv downHenrv downHoar
Henrv James 704 7 I X L street stra street t northwest northwestL
L 1 Why Vh we cant toll tho th public publicyou pubU pubUOU public publicyou
you OU clown clownThey
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town townMary town1Iary townMary
Mary Crane North Capitol and andtreots andstreets M Mstreets
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C2 C Because theyre lean and undnot not rouh rouhMrs ro ro1tlrs rounMrs
Mrs J T E Snydor Fourteenth Fourte nth street streetand streetaJd streeand
and Brentwood Road RoadThe Roadlho RoadThe
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I a Aint It the Truth TruthC Trut J JC
C T Morris 910 New York avenue avenuenorthwest avenUQnorthwest avenunorthwest °
northwest northwestliccause northwestlsecause northwestlecause
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the house working around aroundMiss around aroundMiss a und undMiss
Miss B F F Noland Conduit road roadCause roadCause roadCause
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Isabella Spencer S ncor 2109 I street strut north northwest northwest northwest
westNo west westNo westNo
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Because B cause theyre afraid of a frown
v 1318 Kenyon Street StreetTheyre StreetThey
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Lily Really 3019 Thirteenth street streetnorthwest streetnorthwest J
northwest northwestL northwest
L 1 Because Hyman has has lost his re renown renown renown ¬
nown nownZ
2 Z Cause the girls on poor lovers all allfrown a1Lfrown 1L 1Lfrown
frownLouis frown frownLouis
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Louis Reily 3019 Thirteenth street streetnorthwest 8t streetnorthwest eet eetnorthwest
northwest northwestBecause northwest northwestBecause northwestBecaus
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Dr JR JRH J R Hayes Hi YeZl s614 614 6 Maryland avenue avenuenortheast ay avenuenortheast nut nutnortl1cil8t
northeastThey northeast northeastThey nortl1cil8tThey
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Isnt Their Fault FaultH FaultH atilL atilLH
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0 B Willing Fifteenth and U streets streetsnorthwest stieets stieetsnorthwest streetsnorthwest
northwest northwestJust northwestTust northwestJust
Just waiting till tlllloap leap year cornea round roundFelix rountlIrellx roundFelix
Felix J T Drlscoll 471 Monroe streetWhy street streetWhy stre t tWhY
Why the fair ones W wa wa want turn usdown us usdown usdown
downEva down downEva downEva
Eva M Me Clements 1406 G street north northwest northwest northwest ¬
west westTheyre westTheYTO westTheyre
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down downX downMiss downlIbs downMis
Miss May lIa Murray lIuna + SSI 91 Third street streetsoutheast streeto streetgoutheast
southeast southeastBecause goutheast goutheastBecauae o theast theastBeCnu2
Because BeCnu2 good wives are > hard rd to be befound beud befound
found foundA foundA ud udA
A M Hamrick 1103 1 L street north northwest northwest rth rthwost ¬
west westI
I would wouldbut but those ladles might might frown frownJohn frownJohn frownJohn
John P Carl roD West 160th street streetNew streetNew streetNew
New York YorkIts YorkIts YorkIts
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Miss I1S Elra Diamond C street north nocthwest northwest noi1hwest ¬
west westTheyd westThcyd westTheyd
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Leroy Phillips 1206 J200G G street northeast northeastTheir northeasthelr northeastTheir
Their helr affinities afllnl es havent been found foundHere foundlI foundHere
Here lI r Are Are4 i Few MoreCharles Mo MoI More MonCharles
Charles P Mortimer room 177 Patent PatentOffice PAtentOflloc
Office OfllocIf OfficeIf r
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Ms Nellie Whltlrig Central Heights HeightsFor HolghtsBennlngs HeightsBennings
Bennlngs BennlngsFor BenningsFor =
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1i nqynoldo nq l d 500 Thirteenth streetnorthwest street streetnorthwest s t tnonhwest
northwest northwestCause nonhwestCau northwest northwestCanso
Cause Cau e marriage m rrlage like war is I isdeep deep eep downE down downE do doE
E E Currhn urrim 634 New York avenue avenuonorthwont avenU6norihwa avenuenorthwest
northwest northwontThe norihwa northwestThe t tThe
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George Smith 933 Ninth street north northwest northwest northwest ¬
west westOh J
Oh let the devil have Smith Jones and andBrown an anfl anflBrown < l lBrown
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northwest northwestBecause northwestBecause northwestBecause
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pads In their places and rats in intheir Intheir intheir
their heads abound aboundMiss aboundMiss aboundMiss
Miss Consuelo Adamson 1123 Tenth Tenthstreet Tcnthstreet Tenthstreet
street northwestThe northwest northwestThe northwestTho
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Jacobus S Jones JonesBecause JanosI JanosBecause JonesBecauso
I Because Because their their bank accounts acoo nts are are e down downL downL
I L Lea 611 C street southeast southeastbecause southoastPecause southeastPecause
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I L I Merlck 922 French street north northwest northwest northwest ¬
1 Uncle Sam has the wage lid lidnailed li linailed d
nailed 11 all cd down
2 Cause the twenty twontypcr per ralge was wastrun wa Wastren s
trun down downa
5 The great mass wear a a clerks clerksworried clerksworried clerk s
worried frown
4 Cause wages not livlug 1I111J are aredown arcdown aredown
down downB
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drown +
6 Cause the fear of the wolf will willnot wlllnQt willnot 1
not dpwn pwn
7 II Cause of o povertys POcrlyseternal eternal frown frown
8 iClvll Civil service lervlce might now throwthem throw throwthem throwI
I them down
< 9 In a s boat built for two they might mightdrown mightdrown mightdrown
10 They desire < not a martyrs bright brightcrown brightcrown
crown crownU
11 Cause the tq rating of o man m man n hasgone has hasgone hasI hasgone I
gone down
12 Men are now no seeking wealth and andrenown androt1tnm
13 Man Ian has now made of love a apronoun a apronoUn apronoun
pronoun pronounT
T K Gosorn Gosornl2Q 120 L 0 Massachusetts yiaasachusettaeve yiaasachusettaevetie Iajs chus > ttsaYe ttsaYerne ave avenue ¬
nue tie northeast 1
1 Well I dont know know You can put putthat putthat
that down
2 Because Be u8 because becauseand and here I fall falldown talldown falldown
down downI downI
I N Manning ran lng 500 tOO Eighth street north northcast north northS northThe =
cast castThe castThe S
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Of all the newspapers In town townThe townThe townThe
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Is the Washington Times TimesWith TImesWith
With its limerick rhdmee rhdmeeIn rhymes rhymesIn rhmesIn
In which wbl h we all strive for for he ha crown crownMrs crownH crownHMrs crownDiva
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nue nueI
1 From F o a womans standpoint standpointThe standpointThe tan polnt polntThe
The girl girls turn so so many many crier men down downf2 downC
f2 C 2 From a a mans standpoint standpointThe stant1 standpointThe olnt olntThe
The price of girls clothes makes men menfrown menfrown martfrown
frown frown3J
30 3 Aunt Dinahs lineDere line lineDere UneDere
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J7CElmer J T CElmer C Elmer41O2Ninth > 1103 1l2Nlnth Ninth street 8treetThe streetThe
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Roy Roy S Warring Alexandra VaThOY Va ViaThey
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B B Daggett the Cecil CecilToo CocllToo CecilToo
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C C J T Kebllnger Kebllng r 2334 Eleventh street streetnorthwest streetnorthwest streetnorthwest
northwest northwestBecau8Q northwestBecaueo
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W V A Blackstock 1241 1 1 C strict southeast south southeast soulheut ¬
east eastL eutL
L 1 The cost of th the gown holds them themdown themdown themdown
down downThey downThey
2 They require a more mOTe lasting nounC noun nounC nounC
C C L Wilbur 1374 Harvard street streetMilk streetMllk streetMllk
Mllk up Salary samel same Hymen Hymendown Hymendown Hymendown
down I
An Elaborate Reason ReasonArthur ReasonArthur ReasonArthur
Arthur Pryor PryorTHE PorTHE PryorTHE
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The fellows on twenty a week weekMay weeklIay weekMay
May keep themselves looking quite quitesleek quiteBleok quitesleek
sleek sleekBut BleokBut sleekBut
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season seasonTo soasonTo seasonTo
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A A bank book with the nameford name nameiord nam namrd
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Sneezon SneezonMrs Sn SnoesonDirs on onMrs
Mrs Harry T Martin 1411 Thirty Thlrtythlrd Ttllrtythird Thirtyhird
third t street northwest notthe5ti northwestBecanso
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i Bscaaso ec uso he feels eQls guilty guUt the orneryhound ornery orneryhound ornerybound
hound houndV houndV
V S lImon 116 D street northeast northeastMen nertheasSian t
1 Men 6n are too sound In their ore ereI erewn erewnMan vn vnMan
I Man no more builds his own moun mounThere mounDorris mount mountDorris
Dorris Wcrren Warren7 i G s1f sijcet et northeast northcastDhore northeastThere
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Johr R Nails 13fle Pennsylvania Pennaylvanlaavenue Ponc Pennsylvaniaavenue Ylvanln Ylvanlnavenue
avenue avenue southeast southeastBooause southoaatB008UIU southeastBecause
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never June down doPJB downB
BH B E Hutchlnson Hutchln3onAffinlUes HutchlnaonAfflnttles
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E S 51S Third street northeast northeastThe northeastthe northeastThe
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downFats down downj oonFatB
j Fats HardingBecsse Harding HardingBocewse HardlngB
B Bocewse wsc we know not when StIHings StIHingsI SUI1Ingsw1l1 Stililn Stililnwill
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Alfred M L Lepley 467 H street north northwo northwOllt northwoat
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W R r Oliver Howes 617 Plckford place placenortheast placonorthoast plow plownortheast °
northeast northeastBecause northoastecause northeastBecause
Because ecause leap year so seldom comes comesaround comesaroend com comaround es
aroundUntil around aroundUntil aroendUnUI
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down downG downG
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Because They Smoke SmokeRaymond SmokeItaJt1ond SmokeItaymond
Raymond Reynolds R lolds 129 ThirtsetstreetBecause Thirtieth Thirtiethstreet ThlrUetastrectnecause h
street strectnecause Because they smoke tobacco un until unttl anttl ¬
ttl they die dieHarry dieHarry dieIiarry
Harry H White 1808 1 IJS Thirteenth street streetnorthwest stroc
northwest lIorthwestT09 Top many are haugltr haugltraround hanslnjr hanslnjraround hangJnrllround a
around around
IissAnna Iis Iisa Anna Smith 1426 H Pennsylvania Pennsylvaniaavenue PcnnsyhnulaavaRue Pennsylvaniaavenue
avenue eoutheasNo southeast louthoas No o husbands no ba babies bJbi0t5 babios ¬
bios no beansio beans to ro burn brown browni brownIrs brownMrs
i Mrs Irs A L Luwton Takoma Park Parkl ParkIfI If
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size size In all other existing ex1sUn patterns I > fltterns one onemodel ODemodel
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with the latest patterns of the month monthJTlll monthVIm monthwill
JTlll VIm be distributed free each e ch month at atthe atthe
the pattern department departmentPattern departmentPattorn
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the part of S Kann Sons Co
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B H Warner amer yesterday Joster ay afternoon afternoonwhen afternoonwhen
when he spoke of or the merits of business businessschools buslne businessschools e
schools s hools and colleges as an aid in thedevelopment the thedevelopmenf t tdeelopmento
development of young ounl business men menHe menHe menHe
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necessary necessar necessary today than ever before For Formerly Forn1erly Formerly ¬
merly It t was customary customal for merchants merchantsto
to take young mon Into their rooms and andtrain andtrain andtrain
train them Now No the business man has hasnot basnot hasnot
not not the time to bother with lth young men menThe menThe menThe
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ago educators spoke of commercial commercialschools commercialschools commercialschools
schools as Innovations upon the educa odueational educational MUcatlona ¬
tional systems In many many States Stateswday Stateswdaythey today tedaythey
they are part of the public school edu eduj education education
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in Slam the teak industry there is ismost Ismost 1 1most s
most seriously Interfered with by the theIncessant theIncessant th thIncessant e
Incessant theft of timber elephants One Oneof Oneot Oneof
of the consuls four transport elephant elephuntrthe elephunthe elephantthe
the property of his majestys govvii govviimerit gOV a ameat 1 1m
merit m t was stolen while grazing real r cea l r
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elephants reported stolen J 1t1 < w w w wa wataken re retaken e eaken
taken + from the Saiween Salween district an ann and d
in n nearly every case when the thieves thievesget th thiev thievget ievos ievosget as
get away a = ay with an elephant they the ta U taste e it 1 1into t
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The 5110 10 cash prize will beawarded be beawarded beawarded
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NEW YORK Sept 3tIa JL J11 la what thepolice the thepolice thepoUe8
police believe belle to have been a death pact Pflc Pflca pacta i ia
a mar and woman killed themselves themselvestoday tltemseiseatoday
today tod < < in a room in the gates Eaat < < n HotelWbltsoall Hotel HotelWhitehall RotetWWtUaUstreet
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registered at the e hotel hot last night as asMr asad asMr
Mr and ad Mrs D CJeftm aDd were weredseigred VoereinISTeel wereasegred
inISTeel dseigred to one of the best rooms A AMroag AI Astrong
strong roag odor of gas was detected todayla today todaym todAYJa
m Ja the halls of tin th hotel and a d It t wastraced was wastraced
traced to the t t room occupied OCCU Iecl by the thestraage the1Itrange thestrange
strange couple The door was wa locked lockedand JockedI lockedand
and It wax broken open sad Del the manand man manend maaDd
end Dd woman were found OB the floor floorclasped ftOCKI floorclasped
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C3LUVBLAND oLJDVEL D Ohio S Sept pt 21 3LMayor 3LMayorTOIR Mayor MayorTom MayorToes
Tom L JolrBoon w was renominated for fora fora fora
a fourth term bjr th the city Democratic Democraticootrvenion DemocraticCODyCOlI Democraticeseveaoa
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fare are ar ptrttfora Mayor OIa Johnson TO Deon abso abeohitaJy absolutY absohttaly
hitaJy controOed the coaventton and die dictated die1teal dietated ¬
tated platform and ticket ket He will xnak xnakthe mak1 mak1the makthe
the run against apbt t Coggreasraaa CODgre sman Burton BurtonIn BurtonIII BurtonIn
In aeeeptiacr the nomination Mayor MayorJohnson MayorToluulolt MayorJohnson
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Cleveland has attracted th the atten attention attenUoa tten ttenUon ¬
tion of other cities because It has gonEfurther gonefurther gone gonefurther
further and moved faster toward thesolution the thesolution tht8OluUon
solution of Its problems In develant develantthe CJevelantthe Clevelanrthe
the question que tlon is this thisShall tJdJIShall thisShall
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