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Stage Life and Outdoor Sports Can
Both be Beauty Doctors
"S1 'Matter ,,Pop?
By C. M. Payne
Copyright. 1914. by the Press Publlshtnr Co. The New Tork Evening "World.)
Supe.1 vW.our
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BABY l&Tb-Yr.?5
j-HbKl. uie two lo'JnK women
1la' ujrj in "Washington U113
c"k. one of whom has already
an f ed," and another who will
give the Greek perfection -(some leading
In this connection it is Interesting to
note in the following table the com
parative measurements of the two
standards of beauty, Greek and Ameri
can: 15 AS A WM'TE
(AtEt-LE To A
-Hi-p fo- y
01 s in arriving. If pluck and
vol. ocunt for anything. The
" Is Mirs Paulino Frederick, at the
,1 w-ahtYco
. . - - ..
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LfJ' m5S5Mm VcU ur J?IL6 MUn'?" .sfl teW-ran?
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Venus de MUo.
Weisht IO (est.)
Helcht 5ft. Sin.
Chest U In
-Ralst 14 in.
Hips S3 In.
MIm Frederick
5 ft. tin.
37 In.
9 In.
National .inci me
1 th R-. who
Pi-i ins a irnnor
. sai-ie
'I' t
s summer
1 tac suftra
t - u, tided to
o. 1 tie grand
p . s c a nt which
ntade New Zorlc
st o ana take
notice and which
Almost convinced
those who saw it pauiine Frederick.
that women really
nerc entitled to the ballot, they per
suaded Lillian Nordica, queen of Ameri
can songstresses, to sing of the Cotnlns
or "Woman. Sarah Truax. who, It is
ald, has the most perfect speaking
oice of any woman in America, was
hosen to appear as Justice, and to
rophesy the triumph of woman. Then
he question arose. "Who Is the most
.oaiUlful woman in America?" All they
ecfled was a wondrous creature to ltn
rsonate "Woman." She must possess
.e composite beauty of all the women
the world, and In their despair they
ent to Harrison Fisher, painter of
eautlful women. They told him that
iev were looking for a woman who
ust be so superlatively beautiful that
3 mere man would refuse her any
ng she asked. To the connoisseur of
auttful women they said. "Find us
it most beautiful woman in the
Mr Fisher did not leave the room. In
act. he did not leave his chair, but
iswered Immediately and with an air
conviction "Get Pauline Frederick."
Now, it happened that iliss Frederick
was not a suffragist, but when the
omen eime to her with their request
they made the proposition so flattering
at she could not refuse.
INon-Suffragette Rode
In Suffragette Pageant.
So JCew Tork was treated to tho
firange spectacle of a non-suffragette
eadlng a great demonstration intended
to win the ballot for -womankind.
Harrison Fisher's has not been the
first great compliment paid Hiss Fred-i-iVa
beauty. Shortly nfter her won-
erTdl success as Zulicca In the pro-
.ction of "Joseph and His Brethren,"
New York paper heralded her as the
American Venus." It printed a stun-
n.njr photograph of the American act-
k "-cui, and. beside it a picture of the
Mvre eoddess. Miss Frederick laugh
ed heartily when she saw the artrole
and Its illustrations, !eclaring that she
rtnd Venus were built on vastly dif
ferent lines. Yet there rae many who
dcclcre that the beautiful Pauline -could
Shows Coming Next Week
T n will be quite a change In the
thoatr al menn to be dished up for
a Kington theatergoers next week,
r'ace of spectacle, flames and en
gines Irish comedy and problem plays,
ia.til comedy will come into its own
n the National, sentimental comedy
w-i be seen at the Belasco and the
o a- bla btage will be the scene of
. re-. al of a book pla7. Poll's Play
s v. !1 separate themselves from their
. comotivc and its attendant clatter
tju excitement and "will be seen in
,ic of "William Faversham's mnst gen
rmnly productions. All tho other lo
tfi houses will present bil!d following
ut their usual policy.
Donald Brian comes to this house with
The Marriage Mark6t" The produe
lon Is of course still under the man
gement of Mr. Frohman and the orlg
nal cast which- appeared during the
Sew York run at the Knickerbocker
Theater is promised. In addition to th?
tar. the company includes Miss Car
roll McComas. May de Sousa, Moya
Mannering, Cissto Sowell, Guy Nichols,
Arthur Reynolds, Irene Hopping, Ed
win Burch, Elizabeth Wood, Viola
King. Mary Annis and Percival Knight.
Tlie latter is the chief comedian in sup
port of Mr. Brian and between the two
a l"ng list of new songs and weird
oanccs Is promised. There will be tho
-usual Wednesday and Saturday mat
inees. Belasco.
A purely sentimental play dealing
fcith the lovo ailalr of a opera elnger
and a clergyman Is "Romance," by Ed
ward Sheldon which will .be seen at
4ie Belasco next week with Doris
Kcane ih the stellar TOle. supported by
n English actor, Leslie Faber. There
s an element of novelty in the pro
action Inasmuch as tho acting of the
j. a. while it includes a prologue. Is
'backward Instead "of hence," and the
leading man 5s called upon to play
t.Tf a mldd.e-aged bishop und then
jump back forty ears Into the role of
a louthful clergyman. The remainder
of 'the supporting company Includes H.
Nic riiart. Gilda Varesl and Mary
Ki.zaoeth Forbes.
loose who have read the novel, "The
Tral of the Lonesome Pine." written
uy John Fox, Jr., will have a chance to
ca. the play, which Eugene Walter has
evolved from the narrative of the Vlr
raa hills. It comes to the Columbia
if.eater next week. It is a tale of the
mountains, with a wild, primitive girl
u. tht p:ot on which swings a thrtll
ins plot, in Mr. Walter"a version, you
ollow the same trail the author of the
000k Raided you up tc reach the
lone irountain cabin, and the tall,
rugged, lonely tree, though the drama
tisi has cast a more subtle veil of
romance o-er his protagonist. June, and
makes her the cause of the deadly feud
that tarts between the factional moun
taineers Klaw and Erlanger have
promised a line stage setting. The com
pany Is headed by Charlotte Walker.
A new dance feature Is announced as
the neacllne act at Keith's next week.
It Is called The Spark of Life and will
be danced by Mile. Adelaide, assisted
b J J Hushes. Another new act to
Waahmzton will be presented by Madge
Tcrrv This is described in the billing
as novel musical suggestions ' and is
called "Words Without Song. Miss Nor
ton and Paul Nicholson will presentthe
lovo story of a ribbon counter clrl and
a department store clerk in a comedy
Miss Frederick ia not having her in
troduction to Washington theatergoers
this week bv any means. She has not.
However, played in Washington for a
1 number of years. The last time she
1 made a visit to the Capital City she ap-
I neared in Channing Pollock's play, 'The
Little Grav " Lady." Before this she
EUDDorfeaT Wmiam Gillette in "Samson"
and made her professional debut in
"The Fourth Estate." Shortly after her
engagement in this play she married
and retired from the stage for several
Miss Ruth Rose is an outdoors girls,
and while much of her life has been
given up to study, she has never .neg
lected what she terms her "safety
Hard labor has been laid aside for at
least three hours each day to enable
this yavms actress to take some form
of outdoor exercise, and to this she at
tributes' her excellent health and un
usual strength.
She Was Practically
Born On the Stage.
It might be said of Miss Rose that
she was practically born' to the stage,
for one of her earliest recollections Is
of being held up in her father's .arms
to press a button that rang up the cur
tain on" the first performance ever given
in the Castle Square Theater, Boston.
She is the daughter of Edward Rose,
who, In. his time, was stage manager of
the Boston Museum, -when Miriam
O'Leary, George Wilson, Kate Ryan
and John Mason were members of that
company. He was also the stage di
rector at the Castle Square Theater for
some time after It -was bunt.
Miss Rose made her debut In stock,
and last summer played principal parts
in the Pittsneld. Mass., municipal stock
company. She hopes eventually to bo
at the head of her own stock company.
and has some novel Ideas, wnicn sne
hopes to apply to stock work some of
these days.
Beside being a very beautiful young
woman. Miss Rose has valuable qualm
cations for belna a good actress. Her
voice has been trained in Italy, and sne
studied dramatic art In Paris for a
year. Her last appearance in this city
was in support of Margaret Anglln.
She has one shocking habit, and ttiat
is her riding habit, which Is a bathing
suit. Her favorite diversion Is to don
her bathing suit, which, she says.
mtrm th mnst comfortable and sensi
ble riding habit. Jumn on her horse
bareback, naturally, and ride straight
into the ocean. Some horses will not
do this, but It's great fun when one can
be found that will permit the rider to
4-1, o it intn thi u!l in this manner.
During her Washington engagement
Miss Rose has been riding from ten to
twenty miles each day, regardles of the
ei titled "A Dramatic Cartoon." Others
on the bill will be the Jonleys, Ben
Rvan and Harriet Lee. Elsie Janls' trio,
the Two Sams and Montambo and
Wells. There will be the usual news
feature furnished in the Pathe films,
the Ploe orsan recitals r.nd the dally
matinee dansant. On Sunday there will
be concerts at S and 8:15 p. m.
Poll's Theater announces for next
week a revival of "The World and His
Wife." the play In which William Fav
ciNham and Miss Julie Opp won success
Ave years ago. It la an 'daptatlon by
Ch.i.le; Frederick Nlrdllnger of the
mos; famous drama written by Jose
Ehcgaray. the celebrated Spanish
playwright. Its action occurs In Madrid,
and its incidents reflect the gay life of
court circles in the Spanish capital. It
Is a siory of hate and Jealousy, of love
and intrigue. In the passing of the
play's episodes there are peculiarly in
teresting references to the scandals In
Madrid born of the systematic grafting
that made the defeat of Spanish armies
and fleets a comparatively easy task
for American fighters. The Xwo cen
tral roles in the play will be interpreted
by Richard Buhler and Miss Frances
The Gayety Theater offers as the at
traction for next week, the Rosey Posey
Girls Company, managed by Peter S.
Clark. In a two burletta vehicle formed
of the musical Entires, "The Mayor's
Election" and "The Dashmg Widow,"
Written by Mike Kelly. A special feature
will be a brand new dance called "The
Barbary Coast Dance of Frisco." Mllto
J. Kelly. Irish comedian, and Irvln Gear,
interpreter of Hebrew types, arc the
leading comedians, while others in tho
list of principals are George A. Clark,
Lee Hickman. James Moran, Irene Gold,
Helen Reynolds and Ruby Gray.
Grant Lecture.
Lawrence Grant, known to Wanlilng
tonians through his lecture which ac
companied the Kinemacolor pictures of
the Indian durbar will lecture at tho
Belasco Theater on Sunday evening
with a set of pictures taken in our own
far Western country. In addition to a
new set of views of the Yellowstone,
Mr. Grant Is said to have the first com
plete set taken in Glacier Park, I'nclo
Sam's latest Natlonnl reserve In the
Northwest. His collection also In
cludes a number of animal pictures
some of them having been ontained with
great difficulty and at considerable per
sonal risk, both of Mr. Grant and his
camera man.
Newman's Traveltalks.
E. M. Newman's second "Travel Talk"
wll be given at the Columbia Theater
on SundaS' evening and Monday after
noon, January 23 and 26 "Paris." the
focal point of all European travel, will
be the subject. By means of the new
still and motion pictures which Mr.
Newman took last summer, his hearers
will mingle with the students In the
"real Latin Quarter." and visit the
artists and models in their studios.
They will also see a magnificent array
of the very latest creations in imivm
by the greatest designers, and learn J
why Paris sets the fashions. Among
the motion pictures Is one especially
possed for Mr. Newman by President
Poincare and King Alfonso of Spain,
during the latter's visit Ia6t summer.
Another Is a ride over tho city In a
dirigible balloon, and a third will de
pict the magnificent environs.
Srf-' ' - ! ' 'lii. . ,-,-1 .''.'' ' -
Joke Hurts
EVBIUL hunarea persons mrougii-
out the country who "saw a piece
JJ in the paper" are now having
their fond hopes of getting some
thing for nothing dashed to the ground
Uncle Sam is doing tho dashing, not to
sav dodclnir. for throueh no fault of his
own, these same several" hundred peo
ple took their pens in hand and tried to
start a run on the mint.
It all came about bv the mibllcatlon
of a statement of the Treasury's ex
chequer. A correspondent in a face
tious mood sought to relieve the dry
tedium of figures with a delicate touch
of humor by advising all persons -who
haven't received their $33.11, each per
son's share according to a per capita
division, to write to the Treasury for
ft He failed to put in the qualifying
"if-it-were-distributed" phrase, and
many accepted It In good faith.
Immediately the handv littln i.
sot busy, and the touches, humorous
na omerwise, have been pouring into
mu iieasury ever since.
Most of them demanrl that . ii
be sent at once, and nearly all of them
contain tales of distress. From every
section of the country they have wrlt
Dunhn!i eJe: "? e. P" "temeiit was
- i"u ui areasury stenog-
s?enario bUay W11111'" the
..,.t.s one on theatrical stationery:
My Dear Mr. Treasurer;
Well, what about It? Here I am
and verv mnph oil... J ?"? ara'
pectancy. "" lw' JOUra '" ?.-
"Dear Uncle Sam:
r3..y.ou re E,vlns money away as a
present, please remember your niece!
Please oblige, respectfully, .
"As I have seen in tho paper that
Beforejhe Tango Came
NEW ENGLAND farmers !esa than
1C0 years ago found thslr flocks
of sheep one of the most val
uable assets of the farms. The wool
wi ? tuirnf'd, over t0 tl,e "women-.'olks."
WllO lllckfkrf nnri Olnonn. I. fl ,
was sent to the carding mill, where it
Mas carded and made into rolls. In the
farmhouse these rolls were spur. Into
jam on wheels turned bv hand.
Since most of the wool was wiite and
only a few puie white garments wcro
---- "j- v. iut i'luncia Skives cui-
crcd their arn. Then to their many
wiiiiuciii iref ajuiu tne art
of weaving; They also knit. Knitting
P.B fl linlvnru il . . 1 i . .. -
.--- .. ......... ,. ull fn-fjf nousewue
and every girl knit.
nep seir-respectlng woman ahvavs
nad her knitting .a hand. She knit
iH xhH tnlWivl L-nlt ....!.. . Il.t. i
- . ,... iuc walnut, iiur
neighbors, knit while she sat warming
"""' "i l"u siove or me llreplace.
waked up by dropping a stitch, knit in
. . '"""""B. umi ai noon. Knit at
night. The gentler sex of tho whole
COtintrVrtlrin l.-ml irnit lr.lt ...-.t.l
. Til T "., mill Slvi&llls
lor themselves and socks for the "men
folks; ' knit white stockings and gray
socks with blue toes, blue socks with
TCU tnpA anil frw t'n-f..t.. ...n.l ...,
ring-streaked and speckied.
jney niL muiens. jo ron-fortablc on
fmsrV Hf,.S mlAna .rl.1... 1..
j VUJU, ikicim iiiiLt:, miLu:ns
gray, mittens blue or blue strlned.
...... nimc iui ius uujs, anu sucn prcl-
tv rnrt mltrnn. .V... ,. .!.. - . ii.
-.- -.- ........ vl Mll; uui Klfo, Knit
' .. -j. uiuuiiu lilt; ijvysf
ntki, white and blue bhuwls. tippets
ui.u n-huin ui various nue-J hllu a
part of the product of the knitting
nccdies was hold, most of It went to
home consumption.
Too Much for Him.
NEVKIt had the engine run better.
The huge car raced alon the road,
raising the dust In clouds, and flit
ting past milestones with an easy reg
ularity almost monotonous.
"Ah," gasped the driver, as the car
battled with tho wind which swept
the high uround. whence for miles
around the surrounding country could be
seen, --mis la me place for view eh.
my boy? Have jou -vcr come across
such a landscape as that before" '
Aimobt lost in the roaring of the
wind came his friend's hoarse grumble
"Never' J'e already had a good deal
more than I tan .swallow.
First dose of Pape's Cold
Compound relieves all
grippe misery.
Don't stay stuffed-up!
Quit blouinc and snuffling! A dose
of "I'ape's Cold Compound" taken every
two hours until three doses arc taken
w-lll end grippe misery and break up a
severe cold either In the head, chest,
body, or limbs.
It promptly opens clogged-up nostrils
and air passages; stops nany discharge,
or nose running; relieves "sick head
ache, dullness, fevcrlshncsn. sore throat,
sneezing, soreness, and stiffness.
"Pape's Cold Compound" la the quick
est, surest lellef known, and costs only
23 cents at drug stores. It acts without
assistance, tastes nice, nnd causes no
Inconvenience. Don't accept a substi
tute. Advt.
Uncle Sam and His Nephews
Uncle Sam Counts People's Castr -' 'j-r-,;- -OF
There is at large in the United States this day the"su'm of
$35.11 for every man, woman and child. ' ,
Treasury Department says so. You can write to -them if
you haven't got yours.
Figures are, money in circulation, $3, 775,464,096, as
Gold coin $2,000,000,000
Banknotes...- 757,000j000
Silver dollars 565,000000-.
The rest is in change. f
Sir: The Treasury Department is in no way responsible
for the newspaper article to which your letter refers, and
there is no truth in the report that the Government has money
for free distribution.
Director of the Mint.-
there is K5.ll for each child. I am twelve
years old. going to school every day
My father is dead and my mother has
to work every day as I need clothes and
books. Yours truly. '
"The Treasury Department:
Diary of a
(Copyrlfht. IMS. by the
- -r-ESTERDAY my grandmother wood say look at the bewtlfull toy WHI
V . r -ior, tn the stores to ku do vou like th toy William and
V '""" " . 1 . o.
I m all the Xmas toys. She
waz talking abowt takln me
for abowt a month and she got me all
excited, and evvery time I'd do some
tlun' misscheevus she wood say now.
William, be good or els granma won t
take on doun to see the Xmaj toys, so .
T wm-- vorn- frond and VelTV mlZraDCl I
for abowt a munthall on accownt 9f
this trip.
So yesterday when I came hoam rrum
skool she made me wash my face and
hands and she brushed my hair w.th a
wire brush and liko to put my eye owt
with It an thn I put on my putint
leather shoes what buttln Insted "ot
lace and my sunday ovurcote and then
we went In the subway and when I wuz
cxploarlng in my pockit in the subway
I fownd a haf of a peece of chown gum
my muther bawt me last week to keep
kwlet when I wuz owt with her.
And I know my grandmuther has a
verry strainge horrir of chewn gum so
I wiiz verry skilfull and sneoked It In
the uther korner of my mowth and Just
when I had got it all chowd up in
krums befoar it had got melted to
gether she got her egul eye on me anil
gee I neerl choked to deth tn krums!
And that wuz the furst thing that didn t
make me feel tontented.
Then when we wuz goln' up in that
cllivator in the staor, evverwon wuz
so big and fat and 1 wuz to UttuI and
thin that thev dldln't do" a thing to me.
I felt lust like a cole miner waiting to
be reskewed.
Well, we saw abowt 100 mlllyun tons
of tovs. Thay wuz the wonderfulest
tovs I ever saw. but my granmuther she
had ho!d of me like a handkuff and I
koodint get anywhares near them- She
wood stop in front of a toy and she
! fiTOiMto
European Plan
Cuisine and Service of the Highest Order
R. S. DOWNS, Manager
and E .Street
Duslncaa 3Icu a I.oncli, A fin
IS to 2i:i0 p. m iUC
Served la thr Grill.
Afc mmmtm
I 13th
I want to know If I am going to
get that JC5.11 If that amount is due to
me? I would like for you to send it to
me. I have not got mine. Send it to
me u u is aue me. iours truly,
Little Boy
rress Publlibloc Co.)
then Just when I wuz beginnln to won-
der how the thins worked "he wood give
me a yank by the arm and pull me on
to soirethln els.
Well, to contlnu on, after she thawt
she had did her duty to the toys ana
mo she sod she wuz going to treat mo
10 ice creem soda. That sownded
cheerful so I smiled at her and she took
J""." .".'" -wi ."in i 6U. uii uis,
high stol and she ordured hot chawkllt
for me. Now I do not like hot chawk
llt, it lzlnt any treet for me be-cauze
it tastes just like my coco that I have
drink evvery morning and for drink-
lng which my father gives me a dime a
weeK oee-cauze It s good for my heait
so I told my granmuther I wood like a
verry luvly niapul nut sunday with
cherries on top and she sed Wllliai
granma has ordured yur soda. So then
I got kind of mad and I sed you shood
Int uv sed you wuz going to trcet m
CfltlTTIfl Vlllf ahnnJ 11,, purl v,nt. ti. ...!..
..., jwm U..WU M" DTT. JUU U 1,UU1
to make me take my medisln thout pa,.
in me iiko my ramer does.
So then she sed I wuz purrtinlnt and
she told my motliur when we got l
and my mothur put me to bed for belli
it and tliatz ho.v my Jojus trip with
granma enilM
But anyway afterwards when It wuz
dark my mothur sneeked Into m r
and she kuddled me In her aram nnri
told her all abowt It and she new what i
I ment (my mothur always knows even I
thout telling her) and she brawt mo al
holo lot of cookies and I ate em In bed !
and 1 got the place all full ot krums
but I dldlnt care.
So thay may talk all thay want abowt
granmuthers but I don't think thev'
such a much, I'd take mothurs evvery
time. j. wooa. i gess me granmothurs
meen well enuff but you see Itz so'
blamed long since thay wuz llttul that'
thay snooamt bo held 'sponslbul for
there mistakes. So:
Be payshunt with poor granma
As well as with each other
If she has flaws It's Just becaws
She's never been a muther.
Fire Proof
Sold Everywhere
Nothing Better
Cough Drops
and Nieces
"Washing Treasury:
"I seen In the Newark paper where
you had 85.11 to give away if so. I am
a young married and have shurly had
lots of bad luck. Our house, caught on
flro anajburnt aboufeVerythlns we had
ahawe" had no.'inshuricfv -Bo I am
shnhjlthat it would ehnrly be,'excepl
abld to us. If so please send to '-
. . ."
Here are some the appeals:
"U. S- Treasury:
"I read in the paper that every man
and woman and child should have
J35.1L Well, I have a husband ana
knhv naviin mrvntfi nlri. Ji. It said if
I didn't eet any I thought I . would
write, I am eighteen years old, my
husband twenty:four, and tho $33.11
vouId;,8urely,.come In bandy now. My
husband has -not work for one month.
"ObUnJJromaU S. PERSON."
"To the Treasury Dep't.:
"Seeintr this' artleler;: to the paper
which I Inclose that if ne would write
to the Treasury Department one could
get th& sum. of J35.1L I take my chance
and write that you cnow I may heed
it. Will state that I am an inmate
of St. Luke's Home. While I have a
home, I need money for i.-rious articles
and would be only too happy to receive
it. I am a woman over seventy years
of age. You can understand it would
be of great benefit to me ma I am not
able to earn any." t
Treasury 'Department, Dear Sir:
"In readlnc the naper about there
b'elnff bo much money in the Treasury
Department, and .that everybody was
.i.!o,l .n enmn nt It. T w'Sh to State
that I am a marrie man with three
small children and I am out of work
and it is hard to gei aion m uk
no money coming in he house. As we
have hardly anything to fat and no
fire to keep us warm. I wish to state
it you would be thankful to send me
soma money and make ?Tny family
happy. I would thank you a thou
sand time." v -
Watch Her Shbpping Bag
( ( T WANT you to see my lovely new
I shopping bag," said a certain
1 lady caller the other afternoon.
"My husband gave lt'tome for my
birthday, and it's simply grand! And
it's so economical! You see, you open
this, and there are two compartments
and you open the compartments on this
side, and there is a. llttl nocket In that.
and you open the llttlo pocket, and pl,' letting down the basket again, and
.. . , .. ,,.,, i ., , . when that is gone I have some peach
there is a cute little pocketbook for and pcar preserves which I hope you
change, with one side parUtloned off for will like."
street car tickets." ' A man without a gun wa3 a Joke to
"I see ' said the caller "But whv do Bruln- H Illed nothing better than
I see. saia tne caner. tfut wny do.to cmso onef so he hld and walted
you call It economical?" , Billy Pig and Billy Goat were peeping
"Why, It takes bo long to open all the ' through the shutters, for they wondered
things and get to your street car tick- ahanxioaId 'thewc'1'1'"11 "
ets that, by the timo you do, whoever Is . oh!" saidBilly Pi" "sliding to the
with you has paid your fare." I floor and crawling under the bed- "He
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ILLY PIG and Billy Goat, as yon
Will remember, were shingling
the barn when we last heard of
them. Well, I must tell you
what happened .and. how Billy pig re
venged his wrongs.
From, the top of the shed Billy Pis
and Billy 'Goat could see for quite a
distance, and all at once Billy Vis
dropped his hammer and said: "Look,
Billy Goat, who is that coming along
the roadT It looks to me very much
like "
"It is," nald Billy Goat; 'It is Mr.
Bruin, and he Is carrying your dress
suit case. Hurry and get down. We
must be tn the house; with the doors
and windows locked before he reaches
here." , "
By this time Mr. Brain, had reached
the gate and-. was walking up the path,
looking the house weU' oyer to see if
there was anyone' in slgnt, but all was
quiet and, no sign of life to he seen.
"That is too bad." said 31r. Bruin,
sitting down on the steps, and listen
ing. "Here I have" come to bring home
Bl Pig's sulV case and 'to Inquire
why ho left us sc suddenly; and after
all my trouble I And the house closed."
Then he knocked very loudly on the
door, and this timeMadanie Pig put her
head out of the attic window. --"What is
wantedr she asked.
"Oh! Rood day. Madam. Pig,! said Mr.
Bruin, with his most polite bow, !
thought you all were away. I came to
inquire if Billy Pig was t home. He
left his suit case at our house and 1
have brought it back."
Madam P"lg'toId a fib .and said Billy
Pig had not returned, but- she- did not
know Just 'What to do, for alie felfaulte
sure. thatiMR.'BruuY h'ad?iotlledJth
the best of Intention tqwards BlUyEIg.
"Bring up some pear and peach' pre
serves." said BUly Goat, jverv softly,
as Madam Pi's went downstairs. '"I
Just hate to see It wasted en thatMr.
Bruin, but there is no other way.'"
Madam Pig- was back in a minute,
and with her she brougnt n basket and
a piece of clothesline.
Into the basket she put a Jar of
honey and Ued the clotaesllne to the
handle pf the basket. Then she lower
ed it into Bruin's valUag arms and
watched him eat the honey.
iiere is anotner jar.- saia Madam
N. W.
Is coming to get me, and I will have" to
dance again and be called Minnie. Oh!
"Yes, it la he," said Billy Goat, "sure
enough, but he could not have; come at
a better time. Don't be scared. Billy
ir-lg. come out from under .there and
watch the fun. He will never stop to
find you." , v ,
Billy piff did not quite understand
what was to happen, but he came out
irom his hiding place and went to the
wJn1d0?rwlth his mother and .Billy Goat.
The Man, when he reached the house,
stopped and looked it over, as Bruin
nad done, and then he walked up to the
door and knocked very, very hard, shale
mg the hduse with his blows.
Billy Pig began to tretnble.,but it was
over In a second, for hardly had the
man finished knocking when out from
behind the house came Bruin with a
growl and started for Mr. Man.
Jlr Man almost fell right down where
ne stood, for be was bo frightened, but
he knew he must ran if he w'shed to
escape, and he did, and Bruin after him.
?L,COK,dt.have. Sht him It he had
tried, but he only wanted ta have a HtUe
S0!80. he chased and growled for a
short distance and then he remembered
the preserves waiting for Tiinv and giv
ing one more growl, which made Mr.
Man run faster, Bruln turned and
trotted off toward Madam Pig's house
Jih.l3.Un,e if dLd not sel WIat he
expected, for while he was gone Billy
Goat sal dto Madam Pig. "Now h Tom
chance to be rid of Bruln and get Billy
Pig's suit case."
So BUly Goat slipped down to th
yard and took the suit case, and then
he took the kettle of water, which was
bolllnir bv this time nrl rarH. n- ,.
stirs. -"
He told BUly Pig to take all the bricks
ho could jcarry from the fireplace and
bring them un also, and whm Ttmin re
turned he sat down under the window to
lu'isn. j
He did lauch. and then he toM MjAnm
Pig to lower some more preserve, and
to lower them quick, too. He felt very
safe, now that he had Mr. Man out ol
the way.
"I will send them right down. Mr.
Bruln.-" said Madam. Pig very sweetly,
here they are." 'and as she spoke sh
tipped -the kettle and let the- boiling
water fall on Bruin, and at the same
time Billy Goat and Billy Pig threw the
bricks and made a loud noise with
their feet against the well nnUI it
sounded as if the place was filled with
demons that had come to destroy Bruin.
He did not stop to find out what had
happened, but took to his heels and toes,
too. and ran faster than Mr. Man had,
much faster, for in a few minutes he
was out of sight and he never came
And now that we have Billy Phr al
home with his mother and good friends,
with Billy Goat we will say good-by
to him. but I must tell vou that RIllv
Goat lived with Madam Pig and Billy
Pie the rest of his days, and a ver
happy family they were "
Sometimes one long winter evening
Billy Goat ana Billy Pig will talk over
the good times they 'had when they
were young and how they got rid ol
Bruln. and Mr. Dog. and Mr. Man. and
Madam Pig will look with pride at her
boys and knit as she listens.
Tomorrow's story:
"Mr. Fox and His

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