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Consider the
Mpustfiche,
My Friends
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The Small Waxed Moustache
' Is What We Mean-r-Not
Any of Those More-Virile
Looking Hirsute- Facial
Appendages, Put, the Little
Teaser, Which Some Na
tures Find a eonsOjatidn.,
CONSIDER the moustache,
bow It grown.
It tolls not, neither 'does It
pin, nor doea It aerve any
purpose known to man.
let It is waxed and twirled and
careited by the youth whoie mental
convolutions can grasp 1U meaning
and purpose In life.
Why IB waxed-raoustacheT
We don't mean those long walrus
looking things, which droop mourn
fully at the aides of the face. They
tervd a purpose. To undertakers,
for Instance, they may bo a lucrative
commercial asset. They Indicate
sympathy and concern.
Nor do we mean those fierce black
rooustachlos.
Tboy curl up luxuriantly, and cause
all to think twice before Insulting
thilr -wearer. Why, there once was
a man who waj helpful around the
house. He washed dishes, and tended
the baby, and understood tatting.
In fact, he would read "The Modern
Frlacllla" out loud for hours at a
time to his wife, ' '
Vet he grew up a revered and re
spected citizen.
Men went to htm for advice, and
In all his long life thsre was haver
a shadow of a murmur against his
name. It was even rumored that he
beat his wife on every third
i Wednesday. Why?
- AH because he had a pair of long
black moustachlos of such length and
texture that as a result ho looked
like a plrato, iwho fed only on raw
meat. I
,
Not the 1840 Beard.
Nor do we mean those luxurious
growths which mix lovingly with a
heavy mass of whiskers, and which
remind one of Australia and bush
life. They were worn In.tha'Ws by
young men who wished to conceal
the fact that they wero only twenty
one, but they served a purpose.
Hometlmcs they concealed hare lips.
Jut teeth, and weak chins. Thoy wero
moustaches which werev beards.
They made, MEN. j
Nor .the Flowing SctJr
Nor do we mean those long, thin
flowing- affairs such as one finds
In agricultural districts. They ln
Ulcato that a man Is busy, or that
he has a distinct pride In himself
which Is justifiable. Then, too, they
are beautiful.
What Is more Inspiring than a set
of luxurious whiskers, augmented by
a moustache which disappears with
out a rlpplo Into the beard, all blown
by a passing wind, ruffling them In
gracoful strands like tasseled corn
blowing In the breese? Actually It's
poetic
Wo don't mean any of these. What
we mean Is tho small, tight-fitting
waxed moustache. Invariably the
Chap who wears one of them smokes
his cigarette In a holder. Ho has an
Insanity for useless things. The
cigarette holder is "uncomfortable,
but It la nice to stick In people's eyes
6r to aid In touching the lighted tip
of tho cigarette against an unsus
pecting shoulder.
Uetween times of taking the hold
er In nnd out and loading It. the chap
rolls his moustache nervously between
his lingers and saysi'Er er r a."
To the Sphinx.
Some day, when we have time, wo
are going to go out Into Egypt and
sit out In the sand In front of the
Hphlnx. Then we are going to ask
a question. And the Sphinx will rise
up. shake tho sand of centuries from
Its body, and gallop away Into the
Interior of Egypt.
"? nre going to ask the Sphinx:
"Why Is a moustache when It Is
small and waxed?"
THE CONDUCTOH. ,
ODE OF A STRAP-HANGER.
Cling, ollng, desperately cling
Tn a atvrm In tin a
- " 1 MU' lit hltU VU f
hero at least you tsan swing
As tho car rolls merrily on Its way.
And tho conductor calls. "Please pass
this way,
There Is plenty of room up there In
And. If you squeeze In, you'll do some
stunt,
for sardines aren't in It with woman
and man,
But It's pay ns you enter.
uei a Hcai ii you enn.
in
this perfectly
organised
street-car
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plan.
WHAT TltE TrPEWniTETl DOE8 WHEN
we Ann IN A HUIUIY.
Sample Copy which make, us Ullev In
the animation of Inanimate object;
"Form that time on ho woa parcllcallv
afalrd to .lay aloen. The trll sJ.nid fr
hove frogot her geart love fro him. andf
olloow.d anothre. way. nut hli mother
nlghta which fololowed.
"One day the ataga was t. I'lama
decroated the room and evrtyhlnr u
youth and beauty. Onyl one s4 face
cpudl hei een. Itwaatho rao of youfn
Harrt Hardgln. He dldny watn hl mother
to give a rycetplon. For then he would
by froced Into seeing- HnB. He tied
his snwoy tie In hats and oranated his
head with the gooes oil his flngiersh
aklng aa he dleso. Ha waa colthed. II
like lady of shaloote left the web nnd
' 1ft the lomm and mad threap acse
throghu tho room. He wetn down to th
dawrlng oorm. a
(To Be Continued). f
A Shropshire Lad.
When I was one-and-twenty
I heard a wise man say,
'Give crowns and pounds and guineas
But not your heart away;
Glvo pearls away and rubles
Dut keep your fancy free."
Dut I was one-and-twenty,
No usa to talk to me.
When I was two-and-twenty
I heard him soy again,
''The heart out of tho bosom
Was never given in vain:
'TIs paid with sighs a-plenty
And sold for endless rue."
And I am two-and-twenty,
And, oh, 'Us true, 'Us true.
-Oa. B, Mouuaaa,
What They Say
v 4bout Us
Teachers Wisdom.
IIow flattered the teachers who
.went f har Samuel (lompers tell
them why they should unionise must
havo felt when he Informed), them
that!
Tou may have been professional
once, but vouYo not now. Why.
hodcarrlers got higher wages than
you do.
We hope that Mr. Qompera did not
fall to state, also, that tho pensions
paid to the retired teachers of this
city at great cost to the taxpayers
are niggardly In comparison with
those of the hodcarrlers, who also
enjoy llfo positions protected by the
civil service. Such a condition is, of
course, Intolerable. , ,
Considering tho arguments with
which the nfty or so who attended
were insulted there Is small wonder
that the great majority of the city's
20.000 teachers' look upon the unionis
ing scheme' with disfavor. New
York Evonlnc Sun.
Dig Or Butterfly?
Are university women and men
making their academic work second
ary to their social activities? The
question Is raised In an article re
cently in the Cornell Women's Ite
vlew, which. In discussing the social
while in a coeducational Institution,
ays: "This year tho list of women
students likely to fall in their mid
year examinations Is longer than
ever borore.. And this year the doc
tor's office reports too many cases
of physical breakdown."
The ever-present problem of social
life during college days la intensified
In coeducational Institutions. While
no one would go so far as to eug-
?eet the return to oolleges strictly
or one sex. It would seem that the
statement of the Cornell publication
Is worth serious consideration.
A young woman at one of tho Mid
dle Western coeducational Institutions
was heard to nay not very long ago
that one had either to be classed as
a dig or a butterfly: that there was,
In tho social life of the university, no
middle ground. It was a case of
staying home to study every night In
tho week or not staying home at all.
If the social whirl were once begun,
dance and tea and reception and
skating party followed one another
In a bewildering succession of merry
making. Lessons were scrambled
through In the most haphaxard way,
and life was more that of a debu
tante than of a university student.
The girl or man who did not Indulge
In this gayety became, known as a
dig and a bookworn. Moon there
would bo no more Invitations, and
the conscientious bookworm, undis
turbed by telephone tlnklo or merry
voices, could settle down to an even
ing of Interrupted atudy.
The control that tho university can
have over the personal activities of
Its students Is necessarily limited,
but still It seems that good sense
could dictate some means by wnlcti
a girl or boy student could steer a
middle course between butterfly ana
dig. New York Globe and Commer
cial Advertiser.
RECIPES
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Carried Haricot Beans.
Allow- a pint of haricot beans to
soak for one hour, thon put them In
a saucepan with sufficient cold water
to cover them, and boll gently till
they are soft. Put two ounces of
dripping In a pan and fry In It one
largo onion chopped finely When
It Is apale brown add two chopped
apples, a tablespoonful of curry
powder, a tablespoonful of flour, and
stir over a fire till cooked. Next put
In a tablespoonful of gratei cocoa-
nut half a pint of milk, or half a
pint of the water In vihlch tho hari
cots wore cooked, and stir till the
inlxturo bolls. Now add the beans,
two teaspoonfuls of powdered sugar,
and salt to tasto. H at then aid tho
attained juice or nun a lemon, ana
serve on a hot dish. A border ,of
boiled rice will be found acceptable.
Potato Pie.
Two pounds of potatoes one onion,
.
one stick of celory, one ounce of
tapioca, pepper and sail, a little milk,
abort crust to rover the pie.
Fry the onion In the butter. Slice
the potatoes and celory very thin,
rut thum In a pie dish, sprinkling In
the tapioca and seasoning. Kill up the
dish with milk, cover with short
paste, and bake In a gocd oven for
one hour or a little mure.
Before sending the pie to the tabic,
cut a lIHlo hole at the top of th
crust and pour In a couple of table
spoonfuls of warm milk Then let
the pie stand a fow minutes In a
warm place so that the milk may
have a chance to souk Into the In
Kredtents and rofton them nicely.
Potato Rolls.
Boiled potatoes, flour, pepper, salt.
chopped herbs, parseley, bread crusts.
Cut up the crusts Into neat pieces
the size of two fingers. Soak them
In cold water. Take the potatoes whin
tuey are not, masn tnem, ana wora
In with them iinousrh flour to blnl
them into a paste. Roll the paste out
fairly thin, and cut It into neat
squares.
Stuffed Potatoes.
This Is an unusual way to prepare
bakod potatoes. The potatoes are wash
ed very clean and baked until mealy.
Tho skins are scooped out, the potatoes
mashed and mixed with the beaten
whites of several eggs and enough
cream and butter to moisten. Salt and
pepper to taste Is also added. Chopped
pecans, about a cupful to eacn halt
dozen potatoes, ure added to the mix
ture, and the potato shells filled with It.
The tops of the potatoes are brushed
with the beaten )olk of eaa. and the
shells are heated through before being
sorvcu. Alley mum uu vuicn ai once,
for the nuts will darken the potatoes
If allowed to stand long.
Bean Rarebit.
For thoso who like baked beans with
tomato sauce, this rarebit may prove
a novelty. Melt a tablespoonful of but
ter In a chaffing dish or frying pan,
adding half a pound of rarebit cheese
cut Into bits. Whon this has melted
.add a 10-cont can of baked beans with
tomato sauce.
This Is to bo served In the usual way,
on crackers or toast.
Stuffed Peppers.
Parboil peppers for ten or fTfteen min
utes. Orlnd leftovers of beef or lamb,
using a cupful of meat to half a cupful
of crumbs, two chopped onions and
enough milk to moisten. Stuff the pep
pers with this mixture, put them In
pans with enough boiling water to keep
the peppers from burning, and serve
very hot with tomato sauce.
Tho simplest way of preparing this
sauce is to heat a can of tomato soup,
which Is thick enough to be used with
out aadiag taore taaa itanralaf.
Mile. Lopokova Discusses Artistic
Value of Arms and , the Woman
Grace and Poise Let Them
Speak Universal Language
When Spoken Word May
Fail, Says Premiere Dan
seuse of Ballet Russe.
Mile. Lydla Lopokova, premiere
dans-niso of the Ballet Russe,
has written for Tho Washington
Times a scries of articles, tho
first of which appeared oji Mon
day, on danclngjaml Its helpful
ness to tho woman In private or
in business life.
Bho herself has been dancing
since aha was nlno years old,
constantly practicing, diligently
exercising and going throuch nil
the rigorous training, discipline,
and sovere curriculum of the Im
perial schools of Hussta. Illness
la unknown to hor, nnd, working
a little bit hardor than she has
ever worked before, she obsnea
In these days of success and
fame the tamo rules and prac
tices learned In her girlhood In
tho classes of Instruction.
The third of the series) follows.
The Illustrations were especially
posed by Lopokova for The
Times.
By MLLE. LYDIA LOPOKOVA,
Premiere Danseuse, Ballet Russe.
w
HEN the danseuse In an or
ganization such aa tho
Dallet Russe fully realizes
the wonderful force and
marvelous transmitting power of
expression as given through the
dance, she Is soon Impressed with
the 'language" that Is possible In the
uso of one's arms. In the movement
of the body and the legs.
And the moro beautiful It grows
when one considers that It Is a uni
versal language that oonveys thought
the world around whero the spoken
word falls. The telling, of a story
with Just the graceful, easy, express
ive movements of one's self, the art
of throwing power Into a dramatic
episode or charm and delight Into an
Incident In the dance Is to me the
most artistic of achievements.
Here Is where one learns especial
ly what wonderfully expressive
things are one's arms. What sen
tences their movements can convey.
What denunciations of hate, what a
tenderness of love, what a terror,
what a storm of passion can they
tell when choreography Is perfectly
carried out by the mind In perfect
control of all elso about us.
Arms and the Woman.
In our Russian schools we must
first be physically well and sound
before vte begin our training. Then
comes the exercise, and with It a
new strength and a better agility.
We becomo muscular, and yet do
not lose the attractiveness of figure
or fineness of carriage. In fact, our
training helps all theso womanly
charms.
A ballet dancer must have
strength. Tho demand upon her
physical being Is enormous. Mho has
to learn to brush away fatlguo and
never let up.
That Is why I and my companion
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dancers exercise every day Just as
we did before we were honored with
a professional appearance.
Ilut for the arms.
There Is so much we can do .with
them. Exercise will not only bring
strength but new freedom to the
arm, and t. Ill teach It how to carry
out every function In a manner that
nut only has graco and ease but is
full of expression. '
Such exorcises teach one to hold
out the arms when greeting an old
friend and make them speak a wel
como, to turn the hands outwardly
to repel an enemy, while tho light
ning of thti muscles nnd tho rigidity
of the upper part of the arm show
the feeling of resentment.
Talking, Telling Annul
Another may bo to lift tho hands
over the head with tho arms stretch
ed at full length, in all tho beauty
of their proportions, or to clasp the
hands above the head while either
crouching In fear nr are showing a
feeling of satisfaction or of Joy or
again to clasp them at the back to
show an expression of self satisfac
tion, or perhaps of disregard.
Rut when one's arms speak tho most
Is when they aro outstretched and
one. throws tho body forwnrd with
one foot raised In taking the position
of a bird as If in flight to meet JU
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Art of Silent Expression Pos
sible to Every Worran
Who Will Cultivate the
Transmitting Power of the
Speaking Body.
mate or In seeking the shelter of
Its nest. k i
Talking, telling arms! What won
derful things to cultivate.
It la the dance that teaches these
arms all those delicacies of tho art
of alien! expression.
Prove It to yourself by watching
some of- your friends at a dance, but
don't tell them what you have seen
or of what vou think If you Wish to.
keep their friendship. Is there any
mora distressing plctum than that
of a young woman clutching her
partner llko a sinking being or Just
leaning against his manly self with
her unspcaktng arms thrown about
his shouldersas
like a swan Win
she shuffles alonlt
nr drawn to slaugh
ter I do not know whether or not
they draw swans to slaughter, but
that is woat u iookb iikc.
Just aa I havo referred to other
movements of the body, In my pre
vious articles. let me say In this:
Give your arms plenty of freedom!
give them grace, make them speak,
make them, tell something, even if
you are only lifting them to stop a
street car. for even In this you can
be expressive and appealing.
Three Minute
Journeys
By TEMPLE MANNING.
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NIC of the first places In the
City of Mexico to which the
lghtaeer is taken Is "La
Plsza del Volador,!' liter
ally translated the name means
"tho place of the nyer." Just
how this name came to bo ap
plied to this particular place I do
not know. But we may find somo
cause for a smile when we realize
that "the Place of the flyer" Is tho
"Thieves' Market."
Situated back of "El Paluclo
Nnclonal." which corresponds to the
Capitol at Washington, the "Thlevca
Market" la a place where one may
buy anything from a diamond ring
to a hairpin. It la an open market
where everything Imaginable Is sold,
and not everything there displayed
Is stolen property by anv means.
But that many things offered there
for sale have been stolen Is recog
nized even by the police.
Here you find rare old vellum
volumes worth their weight In gold,
brass candlesUcks once used on the
altar of soma saint, queer old relics
from the days of the viceroys, even
ancient oddlUes from Montezuma's
time. As for articles of merchandise
of today, ou may purchase an egg
beater from the States or an auto
mobile, and pertaps thay have been
stolen
Many of the sates aro by auction,
which usually takfl place on Sunday,
ltecognlzed aa what might be called
a sanctuary for stolen property,
householders who haVe been robbed
during the preceding week, are said
often to attend these sales In the
hope of recovering the missing prop
erty at merely nominal prices. But
at any time a person wishing to buy
a needed article mav visit "La Plaza
del Volador" and bargain with the
seller. .
When one doea so. however, h de
termines not to pay more than one
third of the original asking price.
If he Is an American he may be able
to purchsse tho article ho desires
for one-third to one-quarter of what
he Is asked to pay. The American
la supposed always to be wealthy,
and quite legitimate prey.
(Copy't. 111. Newspaper Feature Syndicate.)
Sayings of Mrs. Soloman
By HELEN
My daughter, wouldst thou be a
man's "IdealT"
Then, I charge thee, consider the
PDAUH, which la Boft and sweet on
tho outside, but atony at heart, for
ur.to any man a little surface ten
derness Is more acceptable than
much deep devotion, and a warm
smite Is more comforting than flam
ing emotions.
Consider tho pet Angora, which ac
cepteth her petUng aa a matter of
course, but never retumeth It. and
never getteth upon the nerves by de
manding "more." ..,..,...
Consider the house cat, which, hav
ing no THEOK1E8. reposeth upon a
pillow of down, and Is fed Jpon tld
bltr and cream, and adorned with
silken ribbons.
Consider the cigarette, which Is
cold, until a man llghteth the flames;
bright and glowing while It hvs"Jh.
and easily tossed aside whon the lire
is out. , . vl .
Consider the sofa cushion, which
adorneth the house, recelveth many
confidences, sootheth trie weary
head, bendeth itself to suit tho will,
and keepcth Its own counsel.
Consider the hot water bag, which
ccmcth to nls aid In times of pain
nnd suffering, yet doth NOT follow
him about, urging him to wear rub
bers, and asking continuously If ho
loveth It "as much as ever!"
Conttder tho meerschaum, which
comtorteth his nerves, exalteth his
soul, Insplreth his sweetest dreams;
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Royal Road to Health
' Only Traversed Through
Gate of Watchfulness
By DR. LEONARD KEENE HIRSHBERG.
yFEIEL justified In asserting that
I the evidence of widespread, pro-
I mature physical decay) which Is
suggested by the Vital statistics.
Is, to a considerable extent, confirmed
by actual examination ofUarge groups
of supposedly healthy young people."
These harsh but true Word were
spoken by Prof. Eugene Lyman Flske,
of the Life Extension Institute of New
York.
The available resources of science are
not used to their fullest extent. To keep
babies merely alive: to prevent sick
ness, and to lock the stable doors of
prevention after the health horse is
gone, seems to suffice some people.
Many deaths and much more Ill-health
and partial or reduced efficiency from
"chronic" maladies are preventable
certainly postponeable. Premature phy
sical decay and nhrsloloaical Impair
ment Is reflected In the unpleasant fact
that deeds and words aro widely scd-
araiea.
Knowledge and Application.
Educational methods, lectures, books
libraries and newspapers Instruct you
how to ward off many of the kidney,
blood, hexrt end internal tlssuo ail
ments, yet these very maladies have,
since 1880. shown an Increased
mor-1
tallty of loo per cent
Just think of Itl Despite the accumu-1
latlon of facts, brosder knowledge and
widespread development of science, the
aeain rate la ciion noi oniy unsuapccica
until' too late, but not even until after
It haa doubled.
Scientific facta prove that heart, kid
oey, arterial, venous and tumor diseases
are needlessly, though widely, prevalent
at the very period of human life when
man should be at his best.
Why, then, will people not follow the
word with the deed? Why Is knowlcdgo
Answers To Health Questions
I,. P. Q. Kindly send a stamped, self
addressed envelope, repeating your In
quiry, and I will be glad to glvo the de
slted information.
A Reader-Is there a euro for,oiusn
Ingf Try. my good friend, to forget your
self entirely in me prenwim m "";";
I..I n tt,A ftimnv aide nf life, anc
and
Is, iuIi nnd keen voung. Join In tho
laughter and fun of the young and care
fro. and this will surely aid you t
to
overcomo your self-consciousness.
P. M. Kindly advise how to reduce
the appetite. I cat three meals a
day and am always hungry between
meals. As I do clerical work 1 do not
think my body requires the amount or
food supplied.
Xou must fast for a tlmo. Eat but
two meals a day, and do not eat be
tween. You should exercise more. ,
Mrs. F. E. M. What can. i do for In-
digestion which causes a lump In the
throat about four hours after caung
Tou must eat moro apples, figs,
cereals, prunes, prune Juice, carrots,
spinach, stewed pears, and drink three
quart of distilled water dally, two
glussfuls half hour before meals. Tako
seven grains oxldo of magnesia
before meals, six charcoal tablets after
meals. Sleep ten hours In the twenty
four, and be outdoors In the fresh air
and sunlight most of the day.
J. J. A. My feet swell, particularly
at the big too Joint, and become very
soro for a week nt a time. Can you
suggest something that will glvo me
some relief? 2. I have pains In the back
and specks appear beforo my eyes.
What will you advlse7 S. I am troubled
with pimples on my back below my
neck. What shall I do to rid myself of
these?
Massage, manipulation, and electricity
may help you. Bathe the feet In warm
water at night and massage thrm up
ward with alcohol. 2. The symptoms
you give other than the pain In the
back aro not conclusive; they might
Indicate mnny things. Have your kid
neys examined, also your eyes. In tho
ROWLAND.
may be left nt home, when he do-
parteth In search of adventure, and
U always THEIltl when ho re
tumeth. Consider the umbrella, which
shlcldeth him from the wind and the
ram and the storm; and may be
stood In the corner whero It Is not
wanted.
Consider the phonograph, which
dcllghteth him with sentimental
songs, and amuscth him with rag
time, according to his mooas; may oo
"shut up" at will, and standeth
bll.ENT for hours, at his command.
Consider the dictaphone, which re
celveth all his words, recordeth
them as oracles, and. never an
ew ereth back.
Consider the mirror, which showoth
him forth In all his pltfry, and con
tnlneth nothing but his own reflec
tion. Consider the MOON, which beometh
down upon him with tender allure
ment and glowing promises, hldeth
herself beneath a cloud of mystery
and can NKVKR bo reached!
Verily, verily, each of these pos
sesseth Its own virtuo, but a Perfect
Wife posscsseth them all.
Welali.
Copyrlfht, 1918, by the Press Publishing Co,
(The Naw York Evening World).
Lowney's the cocoa
for youngsters
Endorsed by
Dr. Lewis B. Allyn and
Dr. Harvey W. Wiley
At grocers, in tint, 10c to 50c alaea
not apptlod? Why are people so loath
or tax or dilatory in speeding up the
path aftcn the way has been pointed
out!
Tho answer Is tho same for tho youth
who will sow his own wild oats as for
tho child who must-uurn its own ringers
before It will arend the fire. When you
see tho sign "Pnlnt" hung' upon a
freshly tinted wall you toucn u lor
yourself to ho convinced. That you mar
tho wall nnd stain your fingers Is be"
side tho point
Frequent Overhauling Wise.
Dr. Alexis Carrel has shown that tis
sues of animals can bo kept allvo out
side and separated from tho whole
creature. All that Is necessary Is proper
food and frequent washing away of the
waste and the accumulated poisons.
Prof. Herbert Spencer Jennings has. In
the samo way, kept animalcules alive
through thousands of generations that
otherwise would havo died In one or two
generations.
Obviously, tho human tissues are sub
ject to the same Influences for good or
evil. Here Is deflnlto knowledge of how
to ward off decay, degeneration and
death, yet you may at once forget tho
lesson and fall to apply tho remedy
proper food and perfect elimination.
it la trun that soma people snow "an
unwillingness or Inability to co-operate
' with those wno are eager to Doner tneir
condition by detecting Incipient or par-
tint impairments, and thus guide them
selves to higher planes of existence.
It Is easier to have ft theory, a fad, or
to sav "It's all imagination" thon to ex
hibit energy nnd Industry by frequently
having your whole anatomy overhauled.
In a word, you seek a royal road to
health and there Is none Instead of
making steady efforts to keep all parts
of your body In perfect running order.
(Copy't, IMS. Newspaper Feature AyndUaU.)
meantime, bnthc the eyes In warm
boraclc acid water twice n day. 3. Take
three drops of Fowler's arsenic solution
In water after meals thrco times a day.
Avoid nil oily, hot, grensy, rich, starchy
and highly seasoned foods,, sweets, pas
tries, and thick gravies. Do not uso
poap or hot water on tho face, but
cleanse It with ice-cold water and a
I good peroxide cream Instead. Apply
Iodide of sulphur, ono-half dram, and
simple cerate, ono ounce, to the pim
ples. PERSONAL ADVICE.
Readers desiring advice should
remember:
1. To address inquiries to Dr. L.
K. Hlrshbcrg, caro of The
Times.
,2. To enclose a stamped and .fid
dressed envelope If a personal
reply is desired.
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