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A THE WASHINGTON TIMES, FRIDAY, MAY 16, 1919. M Rube Goldberg's Boobs The Main Thing Is How Many Bottles the Apartment Will Hold By Goldberg Cop right, 1919. By K. L. Goldbeis Copyright, 1919, By It, L. Goldberg. Tracers I -n-t- mau PAQ.T OFTtfe V-'lL-ttr, voe Qo PvJT NO dRA!H5 314 7th St. N. W. I - . .. . I - r i mDKX lo I I II. -. . "TO PirfVO nVAV V srvy'-'nrLi ivrx -VEftTAI JO fr' HOVie iCTTL r -r-t-i. r vijfTrTi f: -r?- Jklr-VADer cxjvj , c -n SR.VO-'R.- Mv-irov - i .(. . lrrr:- - TTk AAA to EE 2'A to SVj tOD -PCwUIVriOM !fJK "". fw: - PrWl ." TOO hOCH imr uttj- ALcoM, OJCR c-TliE? r1 Jgft ffoM 05-Qsn - uOE 00 Q KT -TTTi w v-nCTDcr IS? - ' ,. .!.-. ,1 TcD f10J Ml ifvi a --vj .. i - .rr hvajko i COiOM("Ze Lrr-i v -- i-v- iv nt I JjlBI N (-AS oevJo rPttPtTHr l I . ...... I . . r V DC lr - 1 i -rsJ ck. . y i i i iii iii i J AS.frrS??v iw . i Stunning White Kid, White Buck and White Nilecloth Oxfords, Pumps and ColoetaSs i s a iillfiliill'l r "i P IjlsP J-jOB'JMMPaMy.igji f , x-.-,--ikc-c J3 1 iff i INDOI t 1 MISS DEAL . I MOTHERS' MEET I JThe "Washington Circle Community Center, made up of mothers of chil nen in the Toner. Grant, and Weight mjan schools, last night ananimouslv Jnttorsed the candidacy of Miss Alice J5cal for appointment to membership n the Board of Education. Mrs Beatrice Taylor, secretary of the or ganization, offered the resolution. jThe meeting was at the Toner School. There was a record attend fi.npc and keen interest was shown in ithe move to have Miss Deal named a member of the b'oard. Among the features of the evening's Trogram was a talk by Miss Ellen, of the Federal Children's Bureau. She quoted Sir Baden-Powell. Boy Scout- je&der. as saying that the final vic tory of the war will come twenty years from now to the nation that has s.h most effectively trained citizen ship SEAT ON EXCHANGE ' SOLO FOR 180,000 XETT TOUK, May 16 The stock exchange seat of Russell Sage sold ' yesterday for $79,000 A few o- H'nia mier a. Beat &oiu lor 8u.uuu, mo i S i-hRt nrip ri.iiri for nn C!tch:iti!r(i r- - -- .-c, w . prat in two years. JVAVYKU SUES FOSS. WLBAXV. X. Y.. May 36. -Eugene ?C Fos5. former goernor of Maasa- hutettH, iB defendant in an action , nmmcgfced in supreme courc-hcre-' by Jlowarr-tStreeter DetroiCJawihr. ivho ispujjw: 3fot afr.ObOukJfgggd-to e due hini from Foes for legal tcr "v ices Pennsylvania . Avenue V. SHE'LL HAVE TO BE INTRODUCED TO HE PAPA JEANETTE FRANCES KATZ, Tlie daughter of Private Abra ham J. Katz, of Company A, 312th Engineers, who was born July 26, 1918, one month after her father sailed for France. She i now with hermother, Mrs. Mabel Katz, of 346 McLean -avenue southwest, waitinj? for the return from France of the husband and father. LjI3AVCS EftlEST POK MISSIONS. UC) B. Fcrley, who died May 11 (last In Xcvtbn. X. .1., directed in her will, which has been filed for probate, that 42."o be givon to the Board of Home Missions of the Presbyterian Church, ar.tl a similar amount to the Woman's Foreign Missionary Society of the Presbyterian Church. The rest STthe csUitejs to- go to a niece, Bess'o Dodsworth. of TCn Pa. Emma TV fiillptt i Tiamed pxf-cutri afcs The Young bIUUfloorBiII I if Have a Suit Special Here at . ; FIFTYFIFTY PLAN DEAD. SAYS GILLETT The doom of the "half-and-half" plan lor District appropriations was predicted last night by Congress-man Frederick H. Gillett of Massachusetts, pcaker-olect of the House, in an ad dies? before the lat spring meeting of the Board of Trade in the New Willard Hotel. That the necetsaiy permanent pub lic works have nearly all been eom pleted. according to the scheme of the "powers that be." and the people of ihe liisti iet will be able to finance their own government, was the reason ascribed to the approaching abolition of this plan, according to Mr. Gillett. He said it was proposed to le a reasonable amount of taxation on the residents and that if moe money i required it will he appropriated b Congres. The latter amount, lie' said, would grow less each car. AVar IIuildingN Doomed. The flimsy buildings put up in thr haste of Avar activities will soon go. he said, but it is to be regretted that the navy and munitions- buildings. splendid cement structures, were not erected on the north side of B street j .-o they could sta there indefinitely. A, Netuncx, mayor 6f Louvain I through four year of German rule. gave a first-hand account of the loot ing of that cit. the deportation of "..100 inhabitants and the merciless shooting of 200 unarmed civilians. . Col. John G. Capers made a stirring appeal for funds for the Salvation Army. He said the present drive was intended to put them on a business basis so they could abolish tambour ine and tin cup forms of begging. In conclusion, he declared the Salation Army- is doing a special wqrk which the chuiche.s cannot do. in the gut ters and slum". The IIe. John Van .' aick told how the business men of Dunkirk kept up the morale of their city while they were lieing constantly shelled from land. s,ea. and air. Odell S Smith declared that of all &(0mpattJ5 Men and Their Elders Just what you are both looking for the Young Men's are in the wanted waist ed model, silk lined, with silk sleeve lin ings blue, gra', green effects. The Conservative Suits are in neatly patterned worsteds, cut on modified lines, that are full of character, however. The weaves and the workmanship in these suits are far superior to the price. That's what makes them so truly special you simply cannot approach the quality at the price. Guests at Aerial Mail's ' Birthday Party faRmsmssMssr FrTrSZmEKS&gSlBBS&ffl Prominent visitors at the first birthday celebration of the Aerial Mail Service at College Park, Md., yesterday. From left to right they are Maj. Gen. Charles T. Menoher, chief of the Air Service, United States, army; Postmaster General Bucson, and rrifr. Gen. L. E. 0. Charlton, air attache of the British embassy and director of the aerial mail service of England. Washington's needs, more and better paid policemen and firemen were the most pressinc He saiil that out-of- town newspapers were rapping Wash ington with such headlines as, "Crime Rampant in the Nation's Capital" and that people were asking that he bootleggers be let alone long enough to nrotect their homes. "There are thirty ways of access into the District from Maryland for the bootlegger." he said, "and it takes 180 policemen to guard these avenues. Vve are 10' policemen snort atod haven't enough properly To ta"ke fi,-ir ot traffic. Just a few days ago (i f our policemen quit t take a ft Seventh Street aT7 v r-TTf job driving a milk wagon at ?40 a week." IJ. C. Brandenburg made a short speech, in which he said Washington had at last awakened from its "Rip Van Winkle" repose, and is now united in Jts efforts to Americanize its citizens. litiwinrxM Up-to-Datc. Walter A. Brown, president of the board, informed the members that all business of the board is now up-to-date, and that reports of all com mittees w th the exception of one are in. This ommittce, he said, cannot complete its work until the November annual meeting. The membership committee, accord ing to Mr. Brown, has shown an in crease of liJO per cent new members over the car previous. The board now has J.SOO members, It is pro poed to close the membership as soon as ",000 is reached. More than 3.000 members were at the meeting. As special guests of the board, seated on the dais, were: Rev, John Van Sehaick; I-teut. Col. Charles K. Kilts, Fngineer Commissioner of the District: Congressman Frederick II. Gillett. Judge F. 1.. Siddons. of the District Supreme Court; James A. Wetmore. supervising architect of the Treasury Department; Charles Culber son, of the Tariff Commission; and A. Nerincx, mayor of Louvain. Belgium, through four years of German rule. The following reports of committees 'ere read: Streets and avenues, b William G. Henderson, chairman, building activities in the District, by Di William S. Washburn, chairman insurance, by Harry Allman, secre tary: sewerage, by Dr. Herbert K. Maityu. chairman, universities, by Dr illiam P. Washburn, chairman; and public buildings, by Thomas Bradle. chairman. Uncle iam needs a iator-t and mc-chnni'-s. Ti.e number of experiments and development work to be under 'tniten demands the immediate expan sion of the air service to 15.000. of which only 7,500 are now in the service. Vou can enlist in the aviation crv ir" nt 1'JIS I street, w here an E-l -cout plane has hren -et up in the window t ftimtilate ncruiltng. Tlie recruit ing booth Iins been e.stabll.ihed under chargo of Sergt. J. G. Krttingrr. Kverv recruit to the aviation serv ice ha been promised a free aero plmn rld6 to Colling Field from his home. Yenrrdav ten recruits were enlisted into the service. It is announced that no special knowledge of mechanics Is needed, though men with a working knowledge rf practical mechanics and machine, unft are being sought. The pay for a private entering the service. Including room, board, and clothing allowance, Is $1,010, a 50 per cent in crease oei regular armv pay. Special Rnunil Trip Fare to f. Jt O. 'Mim- r.i r lleiort in r jwi d.nlx Wrilt ' i" i. i iki:tt i r i : :: .ii.,-i v i "iii mic i . . k ., .or r -t '.ininr I '.l.l'i or 1 .r. T e,.f cnl h d vi REGRUiTING DRIVE ON IN AIR SERVICE Ceremonies in observance of the, j first anniversary of the inauguration! .of the airmail service in this coi'n-' try were held yesterday at; the Aerial Mail landing field at College Park, 1 Md , and at Belmont Park Field, I Long Island. Scores of army of ficers andair service and postoffice; ' officials were present ' j i Pilot Dana C. De Hart, a veteran ( ' a Iator. flying the same plane that ' started out of Washington with the mail a year ago. left College Park , for New York at 11:1.1 o'clock yes-, , terday morning. Pilot Leon D. ; Smith, flying the Curtiss biplane i that brought the mail into Washing-! ton May 15, 1938. left New York . shortly before noon and landed in this city, after a stop at Bustlcton Field. Philadelphia, for mail, shortly , before :! o'clock. Air service was successfully inau gurated between Chicago and Cleve i land yesterday. , Just before the mail plane left i 'College Pari: yesterday the big Mar 'tin bombing plane which has flown! over AVashington many times in the last two months, landed at the Col- 'lege Park Field after a,"faSt. flight 'from Boiling; Field. J Among these who attended the ex- j '-icrill'lcll -DUIJVSUII, .-3S13lttlll. J USUIIU5- J tcr General Otto Praeger, Maj. Gen. s Charles T. Menoher. chief of the army air service, and Brig. Gen. L. E. O. ' Charlton, air attache of the British embassy and director of the English aero mail activities. At Belmont Park the anniversary Iwas marked by the raising of a me morial flag. Fliers performed vari ous stunts in the air over the land ing field and hangars'. Pilot Smith j left the field carring ISO pounds of mail at about 11 Mi o'clock, bound i 'for Bustleton Field, Philadelphia, and f 'College Park. HERRMAN PRESIDENT OF S. E. COMMUNITY CENTER Executive officers of the Southeast Community Center were elected Wed nesday night at a meeting held in the Tyler School. Eleventh and G streets southeast. Mrs. Isabel Smith, of the general community secretary's -office, spoke. Music and dancing followed the business meeting. Officers elected were: A. G. Herr man. president; Mrs. John H. Vjrij stein, vice president: Mrs. George' H Moran, secretary -treasurer. Mrs. AI Ian Davis was appointed community secretary. Mrs. W. F. Hall was elect ed delegate to the Central High School Community Center. . ADVERTISEMENT THIN, NERVOUS i i NEEDB What It Is and How It Increases Weight, Strength and Nerve Force In Many Instances SHOULD BE PRESCRIBED BY EVERY DOCTOR AND USED IN EVERY HOSPITAL Says Editor of "Physicians' Who's Who." Take plain hitro phosphate i the advii-C of these plis!cians to thin, delicate, n'-noiis people whi ink. vim. energy and ne.e forte, and. Micro seems to be ample proof of the, efficacy of this preparation o war rant the recommendation. Moreover if we judge from the countless prep partitions and treatments which an continually being adeitised for ine purpose of making thin people f ush . , developing arms, neck and bust, and' .r.ni.......r- i,iir lir.llnws iinrl nil tries b, ' the Koft curved lines of health and beautv. there are evidently thousands of men and women who keenly feel their excessive thinness. Thinness and weakness are often due to starved nerves. Our bodies need moro phopphate than is contain ed in modern foods. Physicians claim thero is nothing that will supply this deficiency so v.eJI as the oVganic Dhos Dhnto known among druggists as bitro-phusphate. which i inexpensive and is sold by the People's Drug Stores -n Washington u. d ini-t ill it t'egists nnilrr gu "" ''- f siti 'netlon r m.pe ba- k Uv 'eedmg the nerves 1'reeIt ,i"d h nplyln.. White Kid, White SHOES as fine as these in style and quality could not be duplicated -today, in the wholesale market for the prices at which we ;now offer thenvso thrifty women will reap-tHe-benefit of this offering. , '. - (Shoes are going "higher and higher" in price . . . owing to shortage of leather and labor conditions, . . . in tact, tne mcrease or everything that enters- into the making Other $7.95 Si? saE: in i v.x:i ca.' s Resino clears away pimples No one knows the hctmliation of beinga"wail flower' betterthanthegir'. with a red, rough, pimpiy complexion. If yoursMn is not" fresh and smooth, or has suffered from an unwise tise ef. 'cosmetics.-try ResinolSoap and Res' nol Ointment fofca week'and see if.they ADVERTISEMENT ITROPHOSPHATE b bi-d? cell? with the neiessarv pii spiiorio food eleim nti-. bitro-phos-pliHtt -hould produce a welcome trans formation in the appearance: the in- rease in weight frequently beinj; asmnis-htng. Clinical tests made in St Cath erine's Hopitai. N. . C. showed that two patients gained m weight -" and T pounds., respectively, through th administration of organic phj-pnat-both patients claim they have not felt as strong and well for ihe past twelve j ears. Incicase in weight also carries with it a general improvement in the health. Nervousness. " sleeplessness, and lack of energy, which nearly al ways accompany excessive thinness, should soon disappear, dull eyes ought to brighten and -pale cheeks glow with the bloom of perfect hunlt'i. I'hjiicians anil, -hospitals every wheie are now recognizing its merits b us use in ever increasing ouan tl"tl ! Mililtek kollc r r ed'tor of N'e N..I Pl-iemp ' h- -Who sa IJltrv I"iopliate hould be presjriliel hi r doer.ir and m Buck and Nilecloth - OOt: of shoes. Models & $8.95 t'djoritrefusethat . invitation because . nfa j ,, poor complexion don't betjin to make a blessed differ ence. They aiso help to make hands andarms soft and white, and to keep thc.liair Jv glossy and free trecn dandruff. Ail dmcriits sell Reslaa! OlK.:n nt sod Rcsoal Soap. Koraireesanpleefetch,ntetaIeiit.U-2 Resiooi. Baltaaor:. Mi. YWd better fir Aoi I ADVERTISEMENT PEOPLE .used in evc-y hospital Cu ir. rca" i strength and "nerve foreena to en ri h tKe blood."- Joseph D. Hirrigan. Former Visit nig Specialist to North Uastein 1ji pensatory. taj-- "Lot thoe who are weak. thin, nervous, anaemic drjtun down, take a natural, unadiilterate-" : substance mi h iis bitri-phosphate ami ijoii will toon some astiuiShli results in the increase of nerve en '. ergy. strength of bod and mind and piMver of endurance."- TJitro Phosphate is made cntirelyo' the organic phosphate compound re f erred to in the National Standard Dispensatory as being an excellent tonic and nervine and a preparation w 'xicn nas recently acquired consider able reputation in the treatment of neu rasthenia. The standard of excellence, strength and purity of its substance is beyond question, for evry Bltr Phosphate tablet is manufactured in strict accordance with the U. S Phar macopoeia test requirements. Bitr. Phosahate is therefore not a patent nivdlcine and should not be confused with any of the secret nostrums, so called tonics or widely advertised 'cure alls." CAUTION -Although RJ'---rho9,-.ate is ansurjiays'-i! for r.tn-- ntrv -jnrn 'e.ple-Ti 3. . sener.ii veakns o.- tic ii.l-rv . - . ' na!A tint b usrii b '--on Th- Jtc -. dcji-r Pto nut on fl"h Jffw M'V B- .-3 4 4 1