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THE NATIONAL DAILYDCMBR3?2
Heroes of Peace
Honor Medals for Firemen and Polieemen of
Washington.
S Washington d lafleame is to be feli;tated an the en
mAism with which it received The Times' suggestion of
peWeSti here medals to re-mn and polesmen of the city
- . Each year The Times will present a medal to the Wash
- Ireman Mad to the Washington policeman, who, it
the opinion of the Judges of merit, has peormed the ce
1eroic deed in the line of duty during the previous twelvc
inoaths.
These be the heroes of peace. Our National Governmen
sad other institutions have provided in many ways fo
reegnition of the heroes of war. It has remained fo
*ashington itself to provide for awards to these giuardian
of our lives and property.
These medals are presented by The Times, -but The
Smes does not consider its action as that of an individuai
.-..it rather as a representative of the whole people of
the District, in this as in other activitied.
Saving the Trees
Responsible Organizations Urging Forst Policy.
The Forest Industries Program Committee, a group of
men interested in establishment of a national forestry policy
in the United mtates, will meet in Washington next week.
They will consider the problem of the forests of the
United States, neglect of which is little less than a national
scana.
The State of Indiana, with an area of more than 22,000,
000 acres, was, a few short years ago, virtually covered
with one of the best hardwood forests in the world, says
the American Forestry Association.
The timberland of Indiana is now about one and one
half million acres. The story of Indiana is the story of
many other States. The result is obvious, the association
points out, in the high prices of lumber, the freight rates
from distant points to the wood-using industries in such
States as Indiana, and the high cost of living generally.
Here in Washington we know something of the na
tional housing situation. If we could see the long haul of
lumber taken from the backs of the railroads we would
see freight congestion, particularly coal congestion, de
creased.
This country seeds a national forest policy. Behind
th3 measure now proposed are such organizations as Na
tial Lumber Manufacturers' Association, National Whole
sale Lumber Dealers' Association, American Paper and
Pulp Association, American Newspaper Publishers' Associ
ation, Association of Wood Using Industries, and the
United States Chamber of Commerce.
Senator Harding has expressed himself favorably on
a national forest policy.
Charles Latirop Pack, in commenting on the legislation
to be proposed by the committee, said:
"The greatest forward step in forestry in many years
h s just been achieved. Practically every interest con
cerned in a forest policy has agreed upon provisions for
urtional legislation which will combine protection from
forest fires, provide for reforestation and acquirement by
the Government of more forest land and will go far toward
providing sufficient forest products for our future needs.
"The legislation proposed is sane, coniservative, fair
to every one concerned, essentially practical and, what is
1n1st important, is of a character that Congress is most
likely to approve, adopt and make into law.
"It is the first time in the history of forestry in this
country that all of the interests concerned are so closely
united in approval of proposed forestry legislation and
staind so closely together in the endeavor to -secure its
passage by Congress"
Discouraged? I
To put new heart into discouraged men the following
Is published in the Sing Sing Bulletin, a newspaper pub
lished and circulated among the inmates of the famous
prison:
Remember this:
When Abraham Lincoln was a young man he ran for the
k lgislature in Illinois and was badly swamped.
H e next entered business, failed, and spent seventeen
years 'of his life paying up the debts of a worthless partner.
He was In love with a beautiful young woman to whom
-o became engaged-then she died.
Later he married a woman who was a constant burden
Enteingpolitics again he ran for Congress and was
i~dydefeated.
Be then tried to get an appointment to the United
"tates Land Office, but failed.
Be became a candidate for the United States Senate
:d was badly defeated.
In 1856 he became a candidate for the Vice Presidency
~d was again defeated.
In 1856 he was defeated by Douglas.
- One failure after another-bad failures-great set
backs. In the face of all this he eventually became one
of the country's greatest men, If not the greatest.
When you think of a series of setbacks like this doesn't
it make you feel kind of small to become discouraged just
because you think you are having a hard timae in life?
AOT
tit
iil i
Beatrice Fairfax
ON
A dvice.
ARtE YOU MARREND TO ir
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
What do You think of a young man or a hus
band going away on Sundays andl holidays to
play poker? Do you think such a man makes
agood husband? o you think he is in love
with mne or prefers poker it awept wife or a
weet Young lady who in thinkina of mairryig
him. DOWNHEARTED and DISGUSTED.
Are you married to him or are oj just think
Inc of marrying him? If the fnrmer, It's your
duty to make home Pn plepsant that he will not
go away to play ilnker. If youi are only think
Ini of marryling him, his time is hits own, and
rour question Is milly.
WHENg~ gina,,N ,AV
IEAR M1gFARFX
Wha in heprpe hou fo eemnt
cavetheenmnnynf yong adyif el ha
ee n0tro e tieawekirnp rys
Theatnprihce a whchairfaxrnl
hawter do utik young mn rn at hu
baunginy'wa homn Sftnrharsuanbdt hour t
r afteoth hua t o thich h e ren retire
with tne opreenu "moner to seet thife cha
aeera yomung la n nnni~ht ylof sa. l aveln
vr e out aridth him."r arnes you tlt thnk
ihe ofth m ainno himelfth o r tsyu
TitV 3WA LL lT TRAM4T.
rmA R MISS FAIRF AX:
W hate in enn wroihu foirr a yein an t
leeth cod anirf ae yoery inuch if he hnt
hutn cinerie on r ti hae a weafr anv ''Ine
m aonhs'nt. moivth ir andv age nd thir
severany times but hen a everile mto e t
rhjec s inv triminetee n'tn tn
Thnrom hnlykrddnt.Nw wil yo cle shteld
lea i deemintd in enrt nenhe tiat if hisl
eari. Thst soirl call aetemn and~ bT 1m
p.t-to I EmM.RWE
yonlvdy homabe atrerei usa edte hAou
or ahfte th whok, andhc e? parsent te. o
teinney thae n "aa o5 hsca
the rut. I Tnntuteln yi.
hEAit MI8S FATRPAX:
I a hahe young e withnn girl for tatean, at
esand ti eently was very opulhr wt myofo
chnoodmdalTe love tise .iland. ha old hie
so uknn wht is hnit whnever Ieginnti hed
mhvent de anystlin. hatn'te to it.
mIfe Io don't kno th t-vnen for that I reallt
tnprty , her. i o wa lfor meT aviE.
rnuv hw ta rean it.mhyen't y~sou Ien tonne
for il frwee and shI herhat tahe o
mEAttee. 4P~KPX
>ken of Recogi
tIi
lene,
Eat Rice
It's Cheap and Good.
Whatever their other differenets, there Ito one
thing upon which all Eurnpeans agree when
they crops the sea to visit the United States.
With Irritating regularity. they conclude that
Americans are the most wasteful people In the
world.
The latest charge Is bnsepd on the observa
tInn of a prominent visitor from Continental Eu
rope who at home is accustomed tn rice as an
every-day food. Minning rice on the tables of
his American hosts end In our hotels. he took
pains to learn that the per capIta consumptionn
of rice in the United States is only three pounds
a year.
"Three pounds a year!"' he exclaimed. "Why,
In France. we are rating an average of thirty.
five pounds of rice every year. In Italy and
Spain, rice to a delicious necepsity, every man,
woman and child eating arind 105 pounds of it
a yer, 1beleve he Eglih ensum anme
Ionutsn Ca andmien .
thien y uo pean allre adns abret their
then rs the sesfutl vimitte fniedg dshes.
With irritig rulary. eation ldes.a
The ran. aetwhms Eurnteanl eopt rine-n
e lt-prtvehthe cha~r o hea oberle-t
Gnng afrom1nt.iito 14.r.om bontrrntl Eu
rope whn thetr tis ar me oricas .0n.
hi. pericn h osts asor i urls ht.he tookas
ai.tlrthtthe per capita ennaumption rmtre oni
IfTpreeound.ractiear" holoed rlarged quaniyle
infane whireriaingrown eralgo aoad irny
fieight ofric paaeeyse. t and cktok.A
whman nd ofl ting aond a0 vuntdsr of t
awyr.'s enlagtrpt lipv thernl oue soe
tinge lke teaptynd-Meer n ponitsc ofaly
Itistn wfastent rieer you uranerianly to
neglcur oodthaot finds, plutter. hso, naeliio
andel Euoperk. t erts fiou bu ther
phnucn ther i theesfll imitvtn foreig dist
Othr minu cave frerdi relnt ureenendur
up deton.eg cTiry sfl ofet arh. C___mbiner____
enoith -re the ar of meean erifn nrglet.
rie ietheu joutry thid fr, Atmaerir' s perOkl
factl peolaed il dnh ascnrbdesd it nesthyicends
thef per cita conrutyin. fhrom hreer poun d.
fretious ofprping follwd, larher ftntiis.
ofthas nunr"wcanterut crie."llg abroad to
deangh ferie caa te can h xlad poetok. At
hom theract thit, cnet inu to frut.ou nhed
high cok o icDnge, lle appststreofaten
cr is anw chepro. uthe nnit dofo
nstitso ie u.ithisone ofak the peroffoods
gIcnte hnt of omaent t~ of uther sseionly bono
u ndersatpork t pdnest in oi fewoiu.n they
prduengr enrg i the cenmlnee byethr mst
therb fboskn hae grai t cnsumer prgdur.
icky ighationce intull of trcht. flobakyd
with teat of mre tand earaey food. l wit
fectypla n.te adith.a a eueilu.I ed
Perhaps, omen astely nneda or df.
frpeny Ariic als itnucd feexand in r artr
thekoing. Peigypaher ctofnteumrin rice
tion
T he Blue Commandments.
Muzzle the canary on Sunday that it shall
not desecrate the day with discordant roaring.
Thou shalt not kill (on Sunday).
Thou shalt not steal (on Sunday).
Thou shalt not bear false witness (on Sunday)
Thou shalt not profiteer (on Sunday).
On the other six days thou shalt follow thy
own Judgment.
Thouo shalt bunketh the baby out of his rattl4
on Sunday that it may not curve his lips in a
-mi *t false gods
Sunday. For it i naoiain
Thoushal notreadthe unda newpape
I ''
finishthe jb by riday
not riy tentheatceth fr on n y thu h
tr totetisy
1.nk nt uon he un he iia e. 0
uighIsagnanfrhar sanck.
Stam th 'ulvn po h iltt
Thae Bthe Cud m adensatts n
uemle t nry nd themntay thyti dashma
ot desecrnt theb dauy wtha dsonrarihum.
ineTos hano bteal uonestndaby)ntua.
jTho, salt t beaw faork wernd. Fontnd)
Thou Frhnch chnt rofie (on Snts utanin
Othe ternl sit das nth shap follf th
holl that sunethd the babew ut tfhis ra
mon whndayhtht isa not cre his ips to th
shl od ofahe os.li re owtda tfn
tSdy. Fo Tis an omisnaetion. oje
ou ee shap ebdel t noiteSnday soldpaper
foraigt teac.hes mnothin k.a nd he anwhi
thireh becaet om the eflde of than's ty
footer.
erakeh otthyfl o Snda. f h2
TUN WNAKK se
des e
awals E rn's. .
"smet." "To Please Oine Woman,"
tried to stoy "IrAi,," from sh'eutinsa
' .t'e -io." While "The Famous
Mrs. IiS" eacisined that "The Fur
mace" was "The Hewt Show in Town."
"Maris Cahill" said "Itetty. Me ieood"
to "Jimme C'ooper." uad hs "BeaUtr
Rev ue."
l'everything woul.i have earnie out
all right if "Franmklyn Ardeli" hadn't
said, ailibugh I love her "itody and
Soul," "iehuld My Wife," whose love
is "In the lieart of a oo.
NPaCur.
Naueleaves a lot of work for
the dressmaker to finish.
"IPLES" writes thet a "mouse
d on one of the girls" in D
vision E, Patent Office, the other
day, and that some good looking
troll-tops were visible for a few
Minutes. Chairs were in great de
Maned.
Manty a man thiniks F.-'s a live
wire bce omoer th," charges against
hin are uhokingr'
WV. WALTEILi.
"BUCK" write that he got orne
about 1:30 the other night und was
dead tired, but wouldn't go to saleep
till he read H and S. When he did
sleep his dreams were happy onest.
TEPERFECT MAN.
Nt man la perfect, tho sfeni.i
There's one, in wif.y's vie..
I's the man wh t could thave marr:.*
If she h oadn't marte you.
vO KiU TO OTHInG,. tOWADAh.
Mule ad in country paper-"We
know the kind you want and will
stand back of every mule we sell.'
And likeWise theme "locala" from
the home paper: -
Jerry Bostick Mondayed and Tues
dayed and partly Wed nesdayed at
ksonon. And maybe he Sundayed at
the drug store.
A. A. DeLeo, while walking with a
young lady. slipped on the icy pave
ment and spraIned his arm between
Grobel's corner and the crossing.
Some one turned in a false alarm
last Saturday evening while most of
our firemen were taking their nsatur
day night baths. They were subjected
to severe colds.
Mrs. Alex. Gusdorf again "poured
tea on her spacIous veranda" last
Tuesday afternoon to a few friends.
MABLE.
In a second-hand bookstore on
a. avenue I saw, side by side.
the Woman Thou vest Me"
anr "TheHour of Conflict."
.1. B.
As to peculiar Washington names,
look in the telephone directory for
RABBDITT & HUNTER. Interesting
combination for this season of the
year. C.
Joe-"A girl must like a guy when
she begins to pick threads off his
clothe.."
Tony-"What doe. she think of him
when she begins to pick hatir off his
clothes*" JUDGE FROG.
AN "INSEPARABLEU" C9NTEST.
Many btmes the eddter reese
contributions regardiag "4ttseparsble
twons" of WesevegtonI- rring te
yoex women aor me who arg noted
for their' costant associations toitk
eac other. seerel rstere ase
Tsggd "eneopoabewr oen
test.
F. R. B. today makes mention cf
FLORENCE HIULSE and ALICE
GROVES, of Business High School. as
"inseparable tw-a."
Nominations of inseparable. will be
received where made with sood in
tention, properly signed by writers.
and the addresses given as evidence
a good faith.
Nominations must be of two fe
males or of two males, and not one
of each. Such nominations will be
most interesting where the friendship
is founded upon regard and affeetion.
D)amon ad Pythias were the most
noted oompanmn In the world. There
are many frierLdehIps as lasting as
was this celebrated one of antiquity.
HELEN HODGES Is another Wab
ington girl who will join "The 4"
lies." H. G. states, and ELINOR
GRIFFITH, charming Washington
janp is to be here next week at
Poll's.
THIS WAS OL~D ONE.
.TohnnILe-"Ma is 'cofferdam' a ed
word?"
Mama-I never Heard Et the wed.
I don't suppose it is bed. Why?"
Johnnte-"Weli , if it ain't bd, I
wish that "1ll lady next door would
eofferdam head off." DO'.
UAWITURN HIGH PORY%.
We go to Eastern igh. Reed this
and see where we get our knowl
edge:
nb threw areesd my geat a evdarnc
I threw around her waet my arm;
And we tiied amlo in the eeltag bed
a ast path, where I himed the maid!
Smething strange-a jo,, a thrill
ame ever met my heart steed etil
The v.d bleed rushed-all seemed wh',
And a wenderfuil change ease ever my
Did he rtrewn eyes flach, and a ery of
wrath
Echo along that shady path.
Ney, ;e bt eligin as vse elimb,
She heher hea up every time.
JA M AND J3LLtJ.
Q. Why are laws like then ocean?
A. Blecause most of the trouble ie
caused by the breakers.
Q. How do you know a turkey is
a wise bird?
A. Ilecause he never makes a gose
of himself. CH1EVT.
A4 NUTTY QUERY.
let'a get some answers tp this.
11111: Why' dn pe'pte eross their
feet dugring the time they are eat
aing? Ontly people who have feet
,MEND
TWINS IN &#BMW.
slay, sB, de nn baSSe to k- '
this aen? .
"I e ae. se. by the 4e0d . *,
dAd eiek beinesed Me
For ones ed befed me WOO. is Mi
And the ether eee aed ne"
I It. I.
St SOR OS111111MALMt
(lving vent to his felings after
discharge from tie army. a sel
dier wrote to his late cebeanl:
"MIr: After what I bave suf
fered it gives me jsleasupe to tell
you and the army to go to hell."
in due course *he received the
follewing answer:
"11r: Any suggestione ot in
quiries as to the movemeate eC
troops must be entered on Army
Form 2132. a copy of which I en
close."
i. 3. B.
Mis HA VE U. ME1A aLa eeltas &eM
Onc fel* ( in owe with I JU'T 53N
New I JUST thought her very aie.
And to her .swt 1,1 heart.
s,, tly we re w.-d by 'erson Price.
Aa,. ,na.w thS.y. .-r are ILICLP
We wonder if IJAN CALLAHAN
will give us all a ehaace to look at
him when be attires himself in the
robes of a knight of the Order Of 8t
Gregory? Anyhow nobody will be
grudge Dan any honors bestowed on
him. lie deserves them all.
TIh,e- mian with the HOE can
never attract an much attentien
as women with their hose.
I 1E. M. O'S.
HE DEIDN"r UT THE HINT.
The farnwr boy and hin beat girl
had driven to town and were setted
in a biifgy. near a popcorn vender.
"My." Paid the girl. "doesn't the
popcorn smell good ?"
That's right," ohserved the gal
lant. "I'll drive up closer so you can
smell it better.' JUTE.
YElLOW MlmvEnneR.
The pretty )oung tti~ng bought a 'ises
And stopped right in tne street
To look at Heard and Been.
And she saw me not. an awkward 1ob.
There at her side staring at her.
Her hopeful eyes down the column ped,
But she saw not what she sought.
And. oh. the misery in her eyes.
From experience I knew how she felt
And I knew that I loved her then
And hat-il Bill. the heartl ewretch
I wanted to take her little hnd.
?) say some little word
To let her know I understood.
But stupid convention held me 1- '.
And perhaps 'tin well it did.
ror she could never have ktn.,%
I was sincere and not just flrti.;
-The Pugilist" Isn't, after all.
bad name for a lunch room where
they serve nothing but S''HAPS
HARPER S VfKIRR
WANTED.
One of the arrows that Vu;, -i
A hat for the head of a na.
A wick for the lamp of life
A key to fit an elephant's tru.,
A splinter from a sunbeam
A pair of spectacles to nuit the -s A c! P.
tatoes.
The club with which an idea st'uk f Poet
A stick to measure narrow eorape.
The Identical book and line with w:*h &a
angler caught a cold
An umbrella used in the reign of tyrants
A knot from the boar,; a man paid 110 a
week for. IR8H.
A DREAM OF FAIR WOMEN.
I dreamed about a maiden fair.
A healthy, happy. dainty miss.
The kind moot men seek everywhere.
A charm of femininity
like
this.
I searched the gilded balls of life
For her-my plans are all amiss;
Though with fair dames the we*M
seems rite,
Too many are painted manaiklas
like
this.
TY. P2. NM
A 7OU5g lady named Anna Baime
l* the choIr sang high sopran
She siped on the statr.
Her feet flew In the alr.
And the gang saw si-o
Kind old lady, after gtving WI
SOme candy:
"Now, what do you sa?
1 f youar waste basket is SI
ready overflowIng just use the
backs of theme sheets for figur
ing your income tea.
A GUM CHEWER.
They say that in her prima.
While her laws were marking time.
To m'u ifled snufnde
nitlU never give her teeth a Net
Por twent? rounds,
ilul now she willhs the streeta,
Antse inoke si all she meets
WAd and wan.
For she sheek a Witted jaw,.
And the fight was liet a dfeW.

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