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THE PINK OF PERFECTION The stock market dose, racing en tries, complete financial reports and all news in the Pink Edition of The Times every day. A Home-Town Page ?hcDl I on ?mes Wednesday, February 8, 1922 i THE FINAL G"F*"V EDITION contains last mlnut* complete ' raring entries and re <'.i'ts and other Hport world happenings Get your news a dr.y ahead ? SHAKE-UP IN LOCAL PROHIBITION BUREAU SAID TO BE IMPENDING , OBJECT TO U.SMNTS Charge That Many Are Boot legging and Several Are "Stool Pigeons." V shake-up in the Prohibition Bureau is impending, it waa learned here today. The actions of many of the prohibition agents, it is said, is casting discredit on the entire bureau, and many of the Washing ton police, who have been detailed to run down bootleggers, have declared they did not want to work with the prohibition agents who are now de tailed in Washington. Information that some of the prohibition agents were bootlegging has come to the local police depart ment. and the fact that some former bootleggers are connected with the * enforcement of prohibition is known. In addition to this there are severa former "stool pigeons" who now have prohibition agents jobs. This condition has reached such a stage that for the first time in the history of prohibition, agents of the Prohibition Bureau are making raids without the aid of the police. Rumors of graft are rife in boot legging circles in the city, and it is ?aid that the big bootleggers in the city are paying for protection. Revenge Is Suggested. The condition was brought to the attention of Col. L. O. Nutt, In charge of the Federal prohibition agents some time ago. but he said that the men were doing good work, and that he was inclined to believe that the rumors were in spired by bootleggers, who were seeking revenge. He said that the men were only on the Job tempor arily. Colonel Nutt said that the bu leau always made an investiga tion of the men before they were employed, but admitted that the police were well acquainted with one of his men. He said that this / man was a temporary employe. Several of Colonel Nutt's men have been accused of getting drunk while on duty, but they were never disciplined as far as could be learn ed At any rate they are still working for the prohibition forces. To Make Full Investigation Following disclosures made by de tectives Investigating the alcoholic poisoning of Eckstein. Colonel Nutt, of the Internal Revenue Bureau, said this morning he will make the fullest investigation. Until the in vestigation is completed he refuses to state whether or not drastic steps will be taken against Ecksten. At the hospital last night Ecksten is said to have told Detective Ser geants Kelly and Scrivener that he went to a house in the southwest section of the city and purchased two drinks of corn whisky which he drank. Later he bought a half pint of the liquor and drank part of it at Fifth and D streets in a Imrber shop, which he frequents. One of the detectives said he learned on good authority that Ecksten arwl another man had 1 been drinking from a quart bottle containing a well-known brand. It was also learned, the detective said, that Ecksten's friend seemed to be un der the influence of liquor. Doctors Used Stomach Pump. At the hospital it was necessary for the physicians to use the stom ach pump on Ecksten. They had not learned that there had been a suspicion of poison and threw the contents of the viscera away. It had been hoped that an examination of the contents would have revealed whether or not poison had found Its way into his stomach. Ecksten became ill in the office of United States Commissioner Hilt, where he had gone to obtain a war rant for the arrest of the man who had sold him the two drinks and the half-pint of liquor. As his condition seemed to be aerious he was re d at once to Emergency Hos pital. ... the institution this afternoon it was said that Ecksten's condition was not improved. "He spent a restless night, having suffered from convulsions," a physician said. "He is resting more quietly now." KNICKERBOCKER VICTIM IS BURIED IN WYOMING Congressman Mondell of Wyom ing today received word of the fun eral of William B. Sammon, attache of the Alien Property Custodian's office, who was a victim of the Knickerbocker Theater collapse. Services were held Sunday at Sammon's home in Kemmerer, Wyo. Although the body was delayed at Chicago, the train arrived at Kam merer In time for the services as originally planned. The American Legion post, of which Sammon was a member, at-1 tended the funeral. Sammon had been In Washington about three months. He lived at 2236 Cathedral avenue. D. C. YCjJUNGSTERS INVITED TO BOY'S CLUB MEETING All Washington boys between twelve and seventeen years of age are Invited to a meeting of The Boys' Club at 7:S0 o'clock tonight at 230 C street northwest. Plans will he made for the future work of the club. J. T. Dower, veteran Y. M. C. A. worker and new director of the club, will be In charge. Members nf the cluh are entitled to full benefit of the gymnasium at Trinity Com munity House and teams will be organized in alt lines of sp.irt. ? arpentry, printing, cobbling and allied arts and crafts will be taught. KISSES GETTING RCAKCK AS COl'PON'S INCREASE. I Dear Bill: Your old column has made lots of troubles /or ux "fellers." I wrote you that pipe dream about a flapper who pre sented me with a kiss coupon when I wanted to kiss her. Now it's being taken seriously. Since that pipe dream of mine was printed in H and S, kisses to me have been awfully scarce; why, even old-time friends insist on presenting me with legal tender ?a coupon! Now, Bill, it's been a Frank j enstein?haunting me, coming | home to roost. So please tell 'em I that there is no truth in it, AND THAT THE OLD WAY IS BEST! MERCURY. (Well, boy, wo'rt> doing as you requested, but we fear that you've started something. The girls have had a real Idea put Into their heads. From what they write to us kisses are no longer going to be cheap or had for the mere ask ing. You've got to produce gen uine service for a girl hereafter before attaining so much bliss.) The couple who start their wedding trip in Washington are all right unless they stop in Alexandria to get rid of the excess baggage. FRED VETTER. ANOTHER INVITATION. "Mayor" Keefer, of Clarendon town, < A man of great local renown, Has invited Rill Price, with prom ises nice. To bring his goat and settle down. Dili if Rill will look over the site*. And wants to rest well nt nights. | He'll go farther west, Fall's Church, j I suggest, I And then I'm sure he'll he right, j WKST FALLS CIH'KCH. A NIFTY PUZZLE. Below is a nifty line puzzle by j r'red Oeilinger which will Interest j everybody, and we will b?> glad to Know how many trace A LI- tho words In it: nocturne: She was squatting upon the bed, j As the clock was striking one, I And she was babbling away At ninety words a minute, When her husband bellowed out, | "For heaven's sake shut up And get in your own darn bed And let me get some sleep." J. J. SCHWAR. HIS MASTER'S VOICE. Little Girl?Jfy daddy writes for Heard and Seen. What does your's do? Other Little (Jirl?Whatever mamma tells him to do. ROOR McNl'TT. THE CHAP YOU IJKE BEST. The man who eats a slice of stesk and turns it into smiles May not be cm the list of names of men "Known for miles" Rut his friends all like to meet him, to watch Ills honest grin? They know the gladness of his heart by the wrinkles round his chin. SAM SIMPLE. OFF ON HIS SPELLING. SImi hm plutup and gay and pretty, and be a would-be poet. She kiiitied on him?and others too, a thing not to hla taste. Ilia love he felt was genuine, and wishing her to know It, He put his passion Into words, amMhls la wtut lie said: "It were a thousand r****??. Beauteous Maid, That all your youthful charms should go to waiat Kre you some lover true due wed!" And lie never understood how with sorh unseemly haste That "Beauteous Maid" rejected hbn and married Brown instead. U 8 V K. He?Oh. yes, they say that If you use a certain part of your anatomy more tnan another it grows abnor mally large. She?How interesting. By the way, don't you play the piano by ear* HARRY R. NASH. THE WORM TURNS. In a double-leaded editorial ap peal to Philadelphlans to resent a nation-wide tendency of Joke smiths to poke fun at that city, the Philadelphia Lredger waxes wroth. It says there is so little pride in that town that Philadelphlans will sit In a theater and listen to RAY MOND HITCHCOCK and the cheapest grade of comedians make cracks at the town and laugh their heads off. The smart actor man, laments the ledger, "cannot make a by word of the home town In front of the homefolks anywhere ex cept in Philadelphia," and It Is costing that town "prestige, power, place, dollars, and cents. When in Washington the Joke smiths make their cracks at (Georgetown, Anarostia, Alexan dria, and Raltlmore, and other suburbs of this great city. 1'p at Keith's recently a brother of AL J0L80N asked a colleague of his who rose from the audience, "Where you from, anyhow?" "I come clean from Baltimore," said the assistant. "You must be mistaken," de clared the comedian, "for 1 never knew anybody yet to come CLEAN from Baltimore." The Joke wouldn't have gone be fore a Baltimore audience, because the folks over there wouldn't liave stood for it. And yet a Philadel phia audience allows a Jokesinlth to pull any old Joke about that town and laugh about it. The universal presumption of the stage Jokesmlth Is that New York is the only real spry town In the world, and that all the others are asleep. Nearly all folks from New York look upon the balance of the United States an Just an ap pendix to that town. So, after all, It is Just a matter of toleration by- audiences. We suppose that, following the editor ial, Philadelphlans will rise In their might and smite the funny men on the stage who Joke about them and their town to their facea. But won't these sinartles rub it in elsewhere? THAT PROF, IS WRONG. We note that Prof. Frederick Starr, of the University of Chi cago, says "there are no beautiful women in the United States." I guess he would change his mind If he could see some of our Con gress Heights girls, especially MAROARKT. "TOOTIE" and CAROLINE DAPPBR DAN. 2ND. What's Doing Today and Tomorrow TODAY. lecture?L. O. Armstrong, at the T. I M. C. A., on the ?ubject. "Highway to | the Arctic," 8 p. m. ? Open Forum?College Women's Club. I 1822 I street northwest. 8 p. m. Meeting?The Hptnlah-Amtrlcan Ath eneum. Thomson School. Tweffth end L street* northwest. 8 pm. Address by the Rev. laansl and Dr William H. Manning Meeting?Anthony LeaK&f. 2007 Col umbia roH<l norlhweat. 3 to 6 p. m. Meeting?The Women's Overaeas Serv ice League. at the Y. W. C A., 1333 F atreet northweat, 8 p. m. Dance-?The Potomac Council. Knlghta of Columhua. K of C. hall, 918 Tenth atreet, 9 p in. Address?C. Karpodlch on "Ruaalan Drama." before the International Aa socfation of Arta and Lettera. at 1711 I street. Oueata will be admitted at 9 p. m. and membera at 8 p. m. Meeting?Day Nursery Association. Rbbttt Hotel, 10:30 a. m. , Meeting- French Section. Twentieth Century Club, at home of Mra. John I Van Sihalck. Jr., 141t Maaanchueetts I avenue northweat MO p. m. Meeting Capitol Hill History Club. J 1411 NeWton street Dinner?Buslneaa and professional women'* section, Women'* City Club, 6:30 p m. Lecture?Mr. Hugo Ormo, Illustrated by Ilela Ormo, Women's City Club, I p. m. Meeting*?Wllaon NormOl School, Elev enth anil Harvard street* northwest, to night: Women'* Gymnasium Club; *hort atory claaa; Lonesome club, Interior decorating claaa; New York State Society t'laaaes?J oh neon-Powell Com in unity Center, Social dancing for children: special group rhythm rehearsal, Thom son Center, Women* drill tcum;E*per anto class, Adult Dramatic club; YVaeh Ington Reportolre club, etc. TOMORROW. Claaaea?.lohnaon-Towell Center, Dra matlca. .1 p. m. Rhythm for glrla over twelve yeara. rhythm for boy* and glrla under twelve year*. Card party?Naval I.odge Hall, Fourth and Pennsylvania avenue southeast lecture?Dr John O'Orady, on "So cial Service," at St. John* College, t a. m. Meeting?Chemical Soclaty af Waah l?g?r?>. Coamoa Club. I p m. i Washington! Will You Aid 400,000 Starving Orphans? The Washington American Jewish Relief Committee is working with the National European Jewish Relief Committee in raising $14,000,000 to help alleviate the utter destitution which is visiting some 400,000 or phaned Jewish and non-JewiBh children in the Ukraine. Washington's quota in this wonderful humanitarian work is $100,000. To raise this sum requires the co operation and financial assistance of peoples of all faiths and creeds. The work is very well conducted and the administration of the relief in the hands of Americans is conducted at the very small coat of only three dollars out of every hundred. Ninety-seven dollars out of every hundred goes to the purchase of foods, clothing and other measures of relief. If you will assist in this noble work, send this notice, pinned to your check, to Geron Nordlinger, treas urer, at 706 Evans building. SIMON LYON, Chairman. By JOS. D. KAUFMAN, Chairman Publicity Committee. "Dolly" Bates, Chevy Chase Girl, Sent to National Training School. Hoy E. Arnold. elopement part ner of "Dolly" Oaten, sixteen year-| old Chevy Chase School girl. whose : mysterious disappearance January 4 ended with her arrest three weeks later In Chattanooga. Tenn., was In dicted by the grand Jury today. Arnold, thirty-five years old, who had been living with his wife and parents at 3642 Eleventh street northwest. Is charged with viola tion of the Mann White Slave Act. With "Dolly" Bates now confined to the National Training School for Qlrls. on order of the Juvei^le Court, Arnold was brought to Wash ington from Chattanooga the day of the recent record-breaking snow storm. With police escorts they wt-re held fon eight hours In the railroad yards between Washington and Alexandria. Others Indicted today include Charles F. Haner and Kaymond W. Maxwell, robbery; Samuel Leroy Saylor, David William Upperman and Everett Jewell, housebreak.ng and larceny; James Cooper, assault with a dangerous weapon; Daniel Dyson, grand larceny; James Busey. assault with a dangerous weapon. The grand jury ignored charges against Harry J. Festus, accused of housebreaking and larceny; Gust Tokas, receiving stolen goods and Hodger Glenn, assault with Intent to kill. GIRLF08ND1N ICE IDENTIFIED BY HER MOTHER Mrs. Lillian Hullings Jones, of Alexandria, Says Body Is Daughter's. Weeping bitterly, Mrs. Lillian Hullings Jones, 230 North Payne street. Alexandria, Va., Identified the body of the woman which was hauled from the river Monday morn ing as that of her daughter Alma. As the assistant morgue keeper pulled out the wooden slide that bore the body the mother broke down and sobbed: "Yes. that Is my daughter." Mystery surrounds the circum stances by which she met dealh. About ten days ago she Uft home to visit friends in Cherrydale, but she did not arrive there, nor had she heen seen since until yesterday evening when her l>rother partly Identified her. The body was found encased in ice in the river by Captain Davis, of the tug Selecman. about half way between the plant of the Washing ton Steel and Ordnapce Company and Alexandria. It was floating about fifteen or twenty feet from the shore. Detective Sergeants Livingston and O'Brien relinquished their In vestigation following the autopsy which showed that she had met death by drowning. Police at Alex andria said "we know nothing about the matter." If the young woman committed suicide, as the police believe she did, relatives can assign no motive for her act. High School Books far the aeranit aemeater Pearlman's Book Shop O. D. rearlman, Trap. 933 G St. Only Washington Contributing Lib erally to $100,000 Quota To Succor Starving. Appealing to Washington Jews and Gentiles to contribute to the American Jewish relief committee's drive, the District Commissioners lalst night issued a proclamation set ting aside the last three days of this week as Jewish relief days. "The generous liberalities of our Jewish and gentile fellow citizens in impending to appeals for aid in the furtherance of national aims is well known to all and at this time the Commissioners feel that all citizens, of whatever creed, i*ce or color, should assist the American Jewish re lief committee in its efforts to ob tain funds to alleviate the sad dis tress in Kurope, which has been make known to us all through the public press.'' the proclamation says in part. $73.<X?0 Subscribed. Compilation of figures for ^he first two days of the drive shows that to date approximately $73,000 has been raised toward'* Washington's quota of *100,000. The following contributions of $25 or over were received at the com mittee's headquarters, 706 Evans building, yesterday. Contributors of $500 or more: Congregation of Eighth street tem ple, $700: Y. M. H. A., $#00: Miss Sadie Orosner, $500: Leon Tobrlner, $600; and J. Buchblnder. $500. Maritz Maver, $250: anonvmous, $250; Sidney W. Straus, $250: Emil Berliner, $200; Simon. Koenlgsber A Young, $200: Maurice D. Rosen berg. $150: S. H. Reixensteln, $150; Swiss Club, through I?uls Abra hams, $200; ArtTiur D. Marks, $100; Henry J. Goodman, $100; Max Fischer, $100; 8. P. Spitz, $100; E. F. Droop A Sons Co.. $100, and Isadorc Rosendorf, $100. Contributors of miscellaneous amounts: Herse Club, Y. M. H. A., $75; Joseph Luchs, $50: Dr. Edwin B. Behrend, $50; Henry Frank & Son, $60: Ben K. Leon, $50; David H. Solomon, $50: Round Table, through Max Fischer, M. Blumen feld, $60: A. M Flshel, $50; em ployes of D. J. Kaufman, $45$ Nathan Weill, $50; Samuel Cloft, $50; Maurice Kafka. $50; A C. Bobys, $50; Salvador S. Richard, $50; D. Denoff party, $36; and Al bert Kassan. $30. Contributors of $25: H. Abramson, Phil Bobys, Henry Segaloff. Sol Love, Myer Zupnlk, Edgar C. Kauf man, C. C. Archibald, Sol Louis, Gerald Grosner, Eugene Schwab, Bieber-Kaufman A Co., Gus J. Karger, Daniel Schiller, Columbia Commandery No. 2, Jacob Kohner, Samuel Lldoff, Samuel Benslnger, Henry Smith, Fannie Greenapple, Abe Cohen, and Dr. Adolph Beh rtnd. Delaware Alumni to Meet. Senator H. L. Ball, of Delaware, and twenty other alumni of the University of Delaware, formerly Delaware College, will hold a din ner meeting at the City Club Mon day evening, February IS, to or ganize a local qlumni chapter. A joint meeting of the Washington chapter and that in Baltimore will be held at a later date. Call for Reciprocity on Basis of Gas Taxation for Roads' Upkeep. Full automobile reciprocity be tween the District of Columbia and Maryland is provided for in one of two gasoline tax bills Introduced to day in the Maryland general assem bly. The bill empowers the governor to "grant to residents of the District of Columbia the privilege of using the roads of this State in return for the similar privilege granted resi dents of this State by the District of Columbia." This authorization, however, would not become available before January 1, 1924. The gasoline bills were introduced simultaneously In the Senate and House, according to the plans made by the majority leaders in both branches of (he legislature. One of the bills provide for a tax of 1 cent a gullon on all gasoline purchased for use In motor ve hicles, the tax becoming effective June 1 next and to continue until the long-standing deficit of $1,179, 555 in the maintenance account of the roads commission is made up, provided that the tax does not run beyond January 1, 1924. Charge for Registration. The other provides for a tax of 2 cents a gallon, the tax beginning January 1, 1924, and the proceeds going for maintenance and recon i structlon of the road system of the State If such proceeds exceed the net re ceipts from registration of motor vehicles for the same period, the registration fee? will be discontinued after January 1, 1924. as far as pneu matlc-tlr?l vehicles are concerned, though a flat charge of $1 is to be made for registration. The text of the reciprocity clause follows: "That the governor of the State is hereby authorized and empowered to confer and advise with the proper officials of the District of Columbia, and enter into reciprocal agreement, effective on and after January 1, 1924, under which the registration of , motor vehicle? owned by the resi dents of the State will be recognized by the District of Columbia, and ho j is further authorized and empow ! ered to grant from time to time j after January 1, 1924. to residents I of the District of Columbia the prlvl ' lege of using the roads of the State j in return for the similar privilege I granted residents of this State by the District of Columbia." FOUR ART EXHIBITIONS AT CORCORAN GALLERY Four special exhibitions are being j held this month at the Corcorar | (Jallery of Art. I A striking series of flag pictures by Childe Hassa/i opened yesterday and will be on view until Febru ary 28. A group of twenty-five water col ors by Wilfred G. De Olehen ar? being shown from February 4 t? February 28. A collection of thirty-six pastels by Charles S. Kaelln, opening Monday will be shown until February 28. The twenty?lxth annual exhlbitior of the Washington Water Color Out will be held from February 13 t? March 5 inclusive. MUSIC WEEK CAMPAIGN East Washington Community Centsr Eaatern High School Community Concert. Tonight. 8:16 O'clock. America. Salute to the Flag. Oath of Allegiance to the Flag. Instrumental number? a. "Bomince" D Flat... .Sibelius b. "Scotch Poem" McDowell (Ethel Hegner, pianlat, pupil of Mlaa Weller.) Recreational singing Everybody Songa ...Dr. W. A. Boyd (Accompanied by William Pleraon.) Recreational singing Everybody Announcement* Recreational ainglng Everybody Vocal aolo? a. "Winds In the South ...Scott b. "Mammy Song" Ware (Mary Allaband. lyric soprano, pupil of Mra. Gurle L. Corey.) Study aong? "America the Beautiful". Everybody Special musical feature? Hawaiian aelectlona on steel guitars. Raymond Acton and Jeanle Payne. (By the courteay of the Holt Studloa.) "Good Night I^adlca" Everybody 'Star-Spangled Banner"..Everybody Recreational Ringing directed by Robert Lawrence. Accompanist for recreational aing lng, Helen Burkart. Admission will be free. "THE VALUE OF SANITATION" Of all the treat advancea In aclenca nana have h?'cn more valuable than eanltatlon. What la It worth to you to know that every inatrument uaed by your dentlat haa been atert llaed? For nineteen yeara Dr. Wright haa atood pre-eminent In tha field of aanltatlon. Bvery Dental nurteon of hla ataff muat ba for ever vigilant na to hla peraon. The handa muat be waahed with a powerful antlaeptlc after each ?nd every patient. X-Ray, Violet Ray, Neuro Induction (laa adminlatered when dealrart K* pert \-Rai Kianilnallon. KeJIahle Dental Work at Moderate" l'rlree. Terma of I'Mment to Halt. Ktamlnatlon Free. I *dy and Maid In Attendance. I'lione Main JtU, Filling*?Gold, ?l; Silver, 80r: Aim., ?<V; ?-K < ROWNN AND ItHllMiK*. $*. M and M. 437-441 7th St. N. W. Fiiwrt It t?rt\ Oh* Smitayt ft A M t? 4 P. M 0ttl4 *??*. ? A. M t? | p. M. TftflimonUla ?? Caution? RiMinktr tf?? naa* ?M McEvoy is Assigned to Supervise Reporters' Gallery l WILLIAM J. McEVOY. Of 933 N street northwest, who ha* been named ass:stant super intendent of the House Press GalWry. HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS NOW CALL McEVOY "SUPE" No longer is William J. McEvoy, of the House Press Gallery, hailed i as "Mac." His new nickname Is "Supe," for McEvoy has just ac quired the title of Assistant Super intendent of the House Press Gal lery. For more than three years Mc. 1 Evoy, who lives at the Henrietta Apartments, 933 X street north west, has been the aid of the 217 correspondents who have adm:s , a on to the press gallery of the lower branch of Congress. It is McEvoy's duty to watch all legislation on the floor of the ! House and to keep in touch with every committee of Congress. In keeping in touch with what goes on on the floor, McEvoy likewise keeps in touch with the correspond ents. If you happen to be a cor respondent from a small or large town in the Un.ted States and your | city or State ,s mentioned on the I Qpor McEvoy sends out a -hurry I call. McEvoy is the son of the late ! William J. McEvoy, superintendent I of work in the Government Print ing Off.ce. He is a Washington.an and attended the Seaton and Mc Kinley schools here. TIMES NEWSIES TO SEE TARZAN PICTURES FREE Because of the demand on the part of newsboys for tickets to "Adventures of Tarzan." to be pre sented at the Leader and Trux ton theaters, arrangements were made with Sidney Lust to supply free admission to all of the vend ers of The Washington Times on the streets of the National Capital. It was originally intended to give theater parties to The Washington Times carriers, but members of the sales force were so insistent in their demand that they be allowed to see this jungle picture that Or I culation Director Max Fenske had I to yield to them. ? This will be the first time that "Adventures of Tarzan" has been shown In Washington, and the newsies are eager to see the first run of what is said to be one ol ? the most thrilling pictures filmed in recent years. Specimens of prac I tically every animal that Noah took into the Ark with htm appear In this picture, and Elmo Lincoln, who portrays the role of Tarzan. ia shown making severtil hairbreadth escapes from wild animals. THREE WILLS DISPOSE OF VARIOUS PROPERTIES Catherine H. Hums, widow of Theodore Burns, in her will filed to day, directs distribution of several life insurance policies among her sons and daughters. The rest of the estate, including property at 1346 O street southeast, Is to go to a daughter, Harriet Burns, who is also named executrix. The will of James M. Perry leaves to his wife, Elizabeth V. Perry, i premises at 715 Sixth street south I west and $900 in cash. IM raet of | the estate is to be divid< ^ la ?Qual . parts among other heirs. Catherine Lauxmann, a >w, | directs that her household fu > tur? | and personal effects go to the son, ! Leon J. Lauxmann, and her daugh I ter, Elizabeth McGuirk. "What's In a Name?" Very Much for .You in Thi? One? "SUPER SPECIALS" The explanation is given at the top of our advertisement teday. Page 8. SENATEREPORT SHOWS U. S. PAY LESS THAN 1913 Sterling Bill Would Raise Sala ries to an Average of $1,500. Under the Sterllng-Lehlbach -ta classification bill, salai-ies A Fed eral employes will be increased by 22 per cent, ox compared with 1913. In 'the same period the c ost of living in Washington lias advanced 74 per cent, according a .<*porl to the Senate today bv Senator Sterling, chuirman of the Senate Civil Service Committee. "The average salary under the L,ehll>ach bill would be appro*! mately * 1.500," says the report, ' as compared with the average salary |df 11,134 in 110 3. The salary levels ! passed by the House obviously fall far short of restoring to the salary I of the Government employe the kpurchasing power it possessed prior to the war, and must be retfirdec I as anticipating a rapid fall in the ! cost of llviiuf or an early reconsld 1 eration of salaries with the return 1 of prosperity." Senator Sterling declares thai "the Senate Civil Service Commit tee In general has refraln'-d fro?o l amending the rates reported by the 1 House, because under existing ?co nomlc conditions and the p res on ' state of the national finances It f ! perhaps best to inaugurate a nett ; system of salary standardization w i rates approximating those now oc j ing made with the expectation that readjustments will be made as con ditions become more stable." . The report in general reviews the i work of reclassification from it" I inception in Congress several year. | ago and contains an extended an | alvsis of the Wood Smoot bill a well as the Sterling-I^ehlbach bilL | The latter measure, contains salary stipulations for all grades of the 1 Federal service, including the prp fesskmal and field services, and thf ! salary features of the measure arf ' to be considered by the Senate Ap proprlations Committee before tb* i Senate acts upon the measure. | It is understood that reclassif ca j tlon is upon the legislative pio ' gram of the Republican leaders n' j the Senate at the present sess on ' The supporters of the measure are 1 confident that the bill will pai? 1 before the next fiscal year opens The Sterling report declares th; I the salary levels of the Governmeu (workers should be chiSiged fron time to time, according to the rise or fall of the cost of living in the District of Columbia. L*ft at Old Rate. , "It 1s not practicable nor desir , able to fix a level of salaries to i [continue unchanged over a long pe ,1 riod of years." says the report. One I of the principal causes of the ex ' listing unsatisfactory conditions re garding salaries is that the ten II dency has been to fix th? salary of | a position at the time the positlor | is created, and then to leave It a 1 1 that rate, regardless of the change" ! that take place in the cost of liv * '{ing and in the rate that competing employers pay for similar work As a consequence similar positions in the Government service created at different times carry very different j 1 salaries. If the cost of living goes ' up the employes In the older divi sions become dissatisfied because ? of the economic pressure they :m 1 under, the more lndependen* and 1 j resourceful resign. If the cost of 1 living falls It brings the position ! created before the advance in the 1 i cost of living back to a salary rea ' i sonably in keeping i with that lr> ' [ private employment, but it leaves I the position created during very ! high prices above the new level. Under the Sterling-Lehlbach bill the Budget Bureau is authorized to make a survey of the coat of living in Washington from time to time and to make suggestions t6 the Civil Service Commission as to salary readjustments In connection therewith. Capt. Howell on Sick List. Capt. James F. Howell, who has been taking a course of Instruction at the Army War College, has been ordered to proceed to Walter Reed Hospital for observation and' treat ment. Read "The Sheik" & S1.90 25c Pearlman's Book Shop O. I>. PKARLMAN, Prop. 933 G St. Only Absolutely Reliable Dentistry At Prices That Will Interest You Come In Now For Fiw Kisrnln atlon. *?ts of Teeth IS up dold Inlays. 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