The Washington times. [volume], July 03, 1923, Image 14

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Medbury
Says—
By John P. Medbury.
A LOS ANGELES man claims
he can photograph the
thoughts in a human be
ing’s mind. It's getting so that a
person doesn’t have a bit of pri
vacy any more.
You’re afraid to think anything
bad about the people next door
for fear some guy will come along
and take a picture of it.
You could photograph some
minds and get arrested for taking
obscene pictures.
But of course there are a lot
of minds that you could take
snap shots of all days and get
nothin but blank negatives.
It won’t be long before a mar.
will be afraid to think.
With spiritualists and cameras
prying into our minds, it’s no
wonder that some men are scared
to take their hata off.
There’s no doubt about this
Los Angeles man being correct.
If we can take pictures through
steel we ought to be able to pho
nograph through bone.
i
This fellow photographed the
thoughts of a married woman
the other day. He got a picture
of her mind and her husband’s,
all in one.
The husband was able to
think, but he didn’t dare.
For years when a woman has
had a phcure taken she’s always
put rouge and powder on,* now
she’ll even have to make up her
mind.
One dame was having a photo-
taken of her thoughts and
Changed her mind right in the
middle of the picture.
When the photographer devel
oped the plate it showed a pic-*
ture of her wondering how her
hair looked and where her hus
band was.
If he could have snap-shotted
her husband he'd have got a pic
ture of him wondering if his
breath smelled of gin and if his
Wife were home.
#i certainly going too far
when a man’s thonghs are open
to the public.
It’s getting so that we can’t
oven have a private opinion.
We’ve got to think nice things
of our neighbor for fear he’ll
photograph our mind and find out
What we really think of him/
You might be standing on the
corner thinking of what you'd
like to do to your mother-in-law
and have a cop step up and ar
rest you.
•With all these new experiments
going on the only-people who are
safe are those whose minds are a
blank.
(Copyright, I#M. King Features
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“An* ye ken,’’ finished the wid
ow, all my linen is marked
*Mcl.’ That’s why, Donald.”—
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THE WASHINGTON TIMES
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TUESDAY, JULY 3, 1923.
Grins and!
Growls
By Lisle Bell.
MAYBE It’s only an opti
Illusion, but a lon* si
Ngetting Into a street j
seems shorter, temporarily, tl
a short skirt.
What is so rart as an automol
with all its fenders In a hea
condition?
There are two kinds of kissli
(1) kissing somebody you had]
ought to, and (2) just kissing, j
One way to avoid being ov«
come by the heat is not to eat i
much meat. Another way is 1
refrain from asking the price <
meat.
S
What this country needs is moi
tractors and fewer detractors.
The boy who wants to follow I
his father’s footsteps is on tl
wrong trail when he starts folio
ing a dancing tea cher’s footsteps.
Some girls seem to think th
when they give their hand
marriage they aren’t supposed
use it for any household tasks. ;
__________ j
The anti-cigarette movement
growing so fast that the people a
now destroying five billion of t
pesky little things per month.
Almost everybody seems to
lieve in civilization. Why doew
someone start it?
The man who rises to make
few brief remarks seems to knc
everything except the meaning
"few” and “brisf.”
In order to hold one’s groux
the first thing ta do is to h<
one’s tongue.
A vehicle with three wheels
a tricycle, and one with two whet
is a bicycle, but when it has o
wheel —it’s only a wheelbarrow.
The thing that people miss ms
living in the country is
train. I
Life isn’t all beer and
but nobody seems to miss u
skittles.
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Maybe this country can’t exj
half wet and half dry, but it’s fIJ
trying to. V
"Tillie, I understand that y
were unable .to work yesterdi
What was it; acute indigestiox
"No; a cute traveling sal
man.”
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