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TALK OF THE
TOWN |
By Dave Sentner.
AFTER Sandy Hughes, the
careful Scot, gets through
using a toothpick he puts
It In the woodshed.
Keenle Femme says that by the
time a woman makes up her mind
In a millinery shop the hat Is out
of style.
Chick Hokum has been joshing
Bnoopy Smith, the town police
force, as to his detective ability.
Bnoopy is so angry he’s issued a
challenge to Chick for a game of
hide-and-go-seek.
{ _____
( Vernon, the Bolshevlkl mouse,
tells bow the cat got all excited
yesterday when the master wore
his new shoes around the house.
Thought he had a'couple of mice
in them, chuckled Vernon.
They say whenever Mr. Nooly
Rich goes into a self-service cafe
teria he beings bis valet along with
him.
Radio Ralph has his handker
chiefs initialed with his favorite
broadcasting stations.
Dorlenne, the diamond domestic,
believes it is easier to throw away
the dishes than to wash them.
* ADVERTISEMENT.
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Bedtime for Ail
Deep Chest Colds
Absorbed Like a Lini
ment and at same time
Inhaled as a Vapor,
Vicks Quickly Reaches i
The Affected Parts.
When a cold goes down deep -
threatens to turn into bronchitis oc
pneumonia- with soreness.tight breath,
iog and a heavy, hollow cough, try
tiie external vaporising treatment.
First redden the skin over throat
and chest with hot, wet towels to open
the pores. Then masssge with Vicki
lor five minutes, spread on thickly
and oover with two of hot
flannel cloths.
The penetrative and stimulative ef
fect of Vicks thru the skin helps to re
lieve congestion. At the same time,
the vapors, inhaled with each breath all
night long, carrv the medication dt>
fleetly to the affected oarts.
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THE WASHINGTON TIMES * • The National Daily • • TUESDAY, MARCH A 1924.
JEST IN FUN
Now la the time for all eake
eaters who picked fights with
their lady friends a short time
ago to start hanging around the
parlor davenport again.
If wives would lavish as much
affetclon as they do money, per
haps we would have fewer di
vorces.
Hubby—Who was elected to of
flee at the meeting of the Ladles'
Aid Society last night7
Wlfey—Everybody.
Hubby—Everybody that ran for
office, you mean?
Wlfey—No, everybody who be
longed to the club. They all
wanted to hold an office, so we
elected one president, two secre*
tarles, three treasurers and seven
teen vice presidents.
Hell hath no fury like a woman
unadorned.
lowa man advertises: "I am in
a position to hatch your eggs at
ten cents a dozen.” A great way
for a lazy man to make a living.
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