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True to Type AMATEU R DI PLOMAT DISCOURAGED. BY EXPERTS — By GILBERT SELBES— ONCE a week, or oftener, I am convinced of my luck in not being a statesman. I would have been a sorry mess at the job; I could never have thought of the things statesmen say and do. There was, recently, New ton Baker’s statement that the League of Nations ought ». n °t to be a subject for discussion at the next election. If I had been a "W warm supporter of the League, and IF ■ knew that that support would hurt H ak my candidacy or my party, I would 1H never have thought of that particu fj l ar ' y cl ever way of shelving the prob- I 1 lem. act » on 'y diplomacy 1 |JL seem to understand is that of the early Russians —I mean the Soviets H before the Five Year Plan. They A blurted things out. Clever The latest admirable bit of di / plomacy is the appeal of Japan for I protection against the Chinese in Shanghai. It is humiliating, I know, gilbert seldes b u t j mus s confess I would never have hit on that particular mode of address. The Jap anese are in China to protect themselves, they say. What better proof can they offer than an appeal to England, America and France to help them. And, anticipating the worst, they serve notice that if, by any misfortune, we fail to protect them, they will not be responsible. A Weak Case The Japanese have made as awkward a case for them selves as the Germans did in 1914; perhaps they, like the Germans, are indifferent to public opinion so long as that public opinion remains overseas. The German case, as we know, was infinitely better than it seemed; we might, out of some lingering sense of fairness, suspend judg ment on the Japanese for a little time. Actually the moral basis of our sympathy for China would collapse under the impact of a single Chinese victory. We are all hopeless about China; we do not believe the Chinese, disorganized and torn with civil war, can strike a single blow. We assume that Japan has been counting on the miseries of the world and has plunged into the China adventure because she feels her self safe from interference. But if we weren’t so sure that China would be annihilated, we might not be so sure that she is an innocent victim. The only evidence we have, really, is the deviousness of Japanese diplomacy. Coffee Critics There is a movement for change in the laws of libel which would make coffee and motor cars and shoes and sauerkraut as subject to criticism as books, concerts and music already are. The argument is that we suffer more from the misrepresentation of things we use (and the adulteration of things we eat) than we do from what we see and hear; that a toothbrush which sheds bristles in the mouth is a greater nuisance than a movie which fails to move, and that “the greatest novel of our genera tion” may turn out a dull book without harming us as much as a cigarette which pretends to be made of the best corn-tassel and secretly contains tobacco. Shopkeepers and owners of department stores combine to uphold certain ethical standards in advertising; the Government manages to prevent misbranding; but the critics feel that they ought to be free to exercise their calling, to say in print that such a cosmetic is too costly and such a breakfast food not nutritous enough; they want to arrive at the point where they can say that the cellophane around the Blank toothpick is “adequate.” Perfectly Legal I do not know whether the researches of our Govern ment Bureau of Standards are made public; but there is a private organization. Consumers Research by name, which analyzes products for its members, tells them which makes of toaster or motor car do their work satisfactorily, which jams have the most sugar and the most fruit, and how you can make your own soap. Under the present laws it cannot publish its findings; it prints them and sends them to members only, and these members swear a dreadful oath not to divulge their knowledge. The law, which does not protect the adulterer of food, does protect the man whose package is so dainty that you hardly care whether the produce it contains is much good. D. C. and Suburbs Swept By Fierce Gale Washington and surrounding Sections today were repairing damage left in the wake of last night's windstorm, which brought freezing temperatures from the Northwest. While Washington felt only a part of the force of the wintry gale, neighboring sections were more severely hit. The maximum velocity of the wind here was 37 miles per hour, but in Virginia and Maryland it was estimated that the velocity was between 46 and 50. Telephone wires connecting Washington with other sections of the South were tom down, while treSs and shrubs were up rooted and one roof torn away. Firemen spent a restless night, having answered 18 calls up until 7 o’clock today. Mrs. I. Miller, of 923 Second St. N. E., was injured slightly when she and her husband climbed through a trap door to their roof which had been par tially tom away by the blast. Mrs Miller was injured when a sudden gust struck here, but managed to hold on until rescued. Georgia Avenu\street cars were blocked for several hours by a fallen trolley wire, and traffic on New Jersey Avenue at L SSO for News Tips—Ten Cash Prizes Each Week—Phone News Tip Editor, Washington Tinies, District 5260 Keep Your, Eyes Open for Unusual Events—Don’t Write—Phone Between 6:30 A, M, and 6 P. M. Street Southeast was impeded for a time by an uprooted tree. Rockville, Md., was in dark ness when two stately elms, hun dreds of years old, succumbed to the elements and fell across the power lines. The temperature at 8 o’clock today was 32 degrees, the lowest the thermometer is expected to reach. SKIPPY By Percy Crosby ) I was DPoveo to ( "——| r MOI?NfN » NOdN an’nctt 2 \it could d cooco S I Suppose /a u/aS L ) IT, 50 H66P (7s nothin’ BuT — ‘ivash 3 | WORSE $6 lToeg rp Iki W «'ft JSX. Brl,a|n reserved. -"RjrvW .. ’’St C rHr'/ / © 1932, K,ng Features Syndicate, Inc. _ A ' WASHtNGMMTIMES lift V 111 I Telephone District 5260 4 SUSPECTS SOUGHT IN ABRAMS SHOOTING Rep. Sabath Denounces Stock-Fleecing District Firms BILL WILL CURB “BLUE SKI” SALES Congressman Cites Smith Firm for Its Nefarious Capital Activities A scathing denunciation of stock brokers and real estate men, who he claims have fleeced citizens of the District out of millions of dollars, was made today by Representative Adolph J. Sabath (D.) of Illi nois. I The criticism of some of Wash ington’s brokers was made by Sabath when he introduced a bill in the House designed to curb the sale of worthless stocks and real estate mortgages, deeds of trust and other paper issued on highly inflated real estate. Sabath de clared: “Government employes, widows and men with few dollars have been swindled and robbed out of millions of dollars through the practices of corrupt brokers and real estate men. Hits Smith Firm “The F. H. Smith Company case is an example of the nefarious work of some of these agents. Many employes have lost all of their money because they invested in worthless securities which they hoped would bring them a small in come in their old age. “The sale of watered stock and real estate securities at an inflated value must be stop ped in the National Capital and men who permit these enter prises should be severely punished.” Sabath’s bill would authorize the District Commissioners to regulate the sale of stock and real estate paper and provide that all agents or brokers be licensed by the Commissioners only when they proved to be of good repute. Limits Sales In the event of issuance of real estate paper, Sabath’s bill provides that an expert agent of the District determine the value of the property involved and prohibits the sale of secur ities exceeding 75 per cent of the fixed value. The Commissioners also would be empowered to prohibit the sale of stocks that are listed on the New York and other stock exchanges if they determined that the companies issuing the securities were not of sound financial standing. Sons of Revolution Honor Witherspoon Tribute to the Rev. John Witherspoon, signer of the Declaration of Independence, as a patriot and a scholar was paid today by the Rev. Albert Joseph McCartney, pastor of the Cove nant First Presbyterian Church, speaking at the memorial services at the Witherspoon monument, Connecticut Avenue and N Street Northwest. A wreath in memory of the Revolutionary leader was placed on the monument this morning by the Sons of the Revolution. Lutheran Church Class Gives “Vodvil” The annual “vodvil” of the Louis Dale Leeds class of St. Paul’s Lutheran Church will be held this evening at the church. The program will include a revue entitled “Sweethearts On Parade.” FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1932 Assault Victim T H w > ]|:||| IbSbhbHhL, —lnternational Photo louise McCloskey THIS 19-year-old girl was grabbed by a colored man and knocked down today near Illinois Avenue and Hamilton Street Northwest. The man was captured by a pedestrian who was passing the scene. KNIGHTERRANT SAVES GIRL William J. Wally, known as “One-Punch Wally” to workers of the Washington Railway and Elec tric Company, where he is em ployed as a truck driver, proved that he is entitled to the nick name when he saved a 19-year-old white girl from an attempted at tack by a colored man shortly after 8 o’clock this morning while she was walking on Hamilton Street between Illinois Avenue and Seventh Street northwest. The girl is Louise McCloskey, an employe of the Maryland Per sonal Bankers at Silver Spring, Md. On her way to work she was accosted by Haywood Perry, colored, of 1622 Eleventh St. N. W. Miss McCloskey began to run, with the colored man chasing her, when Wally alighted from his truck and made good on “one punch.” Wally’s blow apparently landed right on the “button,” be cause when police arrived the col ored man was still unconscious. Despite her unnerving experi ence, Miss McCloskey reported for work at the bank at Silver Spring. Perry was taken to the Sixth Precinct, where assault charges were placed. D. C. Jobless to Get Profit From Game Arrangements are being com pleted for a basketball game be tween Howard University and City Cillege of New York and the local institution has requested that 40, per cent of the receipts be turned over to the District Employment Committee. Notification of the plan was re ceived today by Paul Benjamin, executive secretary of the com mittee, from John H. Burr, of the local university. No date for the game has been set, al though it has been decided to stage the contest in New York. Coat on Guard Rail May Be Suicide Clue A man’s blue coat found hang ing over the rail of Highway Bridge early today led park pdlice to suspect a possible suicide. Har bor police, notified of the find, were unable to find any trace of a death leap. Office Address, 1317-21 H St. N. W.f SUCCESS SU BE, CHESTDRIVE HEADS HOLD Workers’ Reports Encourage Leaders as Campaign for Funds Nears End Community Chest Many pledges are being made direct to the Com munity Chest, 223 Invest ment Building, or at the Gridiron Room, Willard Hotel, to help in eliminating its present campaign deficit. If you desire to make an or iginal or an additional pledge, send it to the Community Chest. Reported yesterday $1,257.00 Previously reported 2,384,913.98 Total to date... 2,386,170.98 Campaign goal.. 2,601,000.00 Still needed 214,829.02 Volunteers are covering all of Washington to obtain fur ther pledges for final report next Tuesday. Encouraging reports were re ceived last night from the 4.000 Community Chest workers who are still striving to raise $214,- 829.02 needed for the $2,601,000 goal set for the 1932 chest. Many pledges are being sent directly to the Community Chest headquarters, 223 Investment Building and the Gridiron Room, Willard Hotel, to help in elimi nating its present campaign deficit. Chairman Edward F. Colladay announced last night that he had received encouraging reports from both H. L. Rust. jr„ chairman of the metropolitan unit, and Lloyd B. Wilson, chairman of the group solicitation unit. Chairman Colladay said today: “I still have faith that Wash ington, knowing we arc ex pected to set an example for the rest of the nation, will not fail the chest. I just can not conceive that our people, knowing of the emergency that confronts the National Capital and knowing the vital necessity for raising every dollar asked by the chest, can or will per mit this humanitarian project to fail.” Capt. Treadwell Transferred Here Navy orders today bring to Washington for duty with the Naval Examining Board here, Capt. Lawrence P. Treadwell, com mander of the Navy cruiser, U. S. S. Rochester. Captain Teradwell served here previously in the Bureau of Ord nance in 1930 following comple tion of a course at the Naval War College. Delay Asked I.C.C. On Rail Valuations The President’s Conference Com mittee on Federal Valuation of the Railroads of the United States today asked the Interstate Commerce Commission to post pone for at least one year from July 28 last the commission’s order in the matter of deprecia tion charges of steam railroads. MASON FOUND GUILTY George Mason, of Rockville, was sentenced to a fine of $25 or 30 days in the Montgomery county jail by Judge Woodward in Rock ville, for disorderly conduct. 1 WOUNDED BY GUNMEN IBNBk - * jB . A .owb B B| fc—' ' DORIS HELEN THESE TWO girls were shot last night while they were walking from the Takoma Park branch library. Gunmen fired at them from an automobile. The girls are Doris Beall, 16, of 1411 G St. S. E., and Helen Andrews, 18, of 5811 Sixth St. N. W. (Story on Page 1.) BASIN TO HAVE POWER BOATS A fleet of electric-driven pleasure boats, which even chil dren can drive, will be installed at the Tidal Basin next spring* under plans being considered by Lieut. Coi. U. S. Grant, director of Public Buildings and Parks, and Capt. F. W. Hoover, execu tive secretary of the Welfare and Recreational Association.' • The small boats will not replace the gondolas introduced last year, but will provide an added attrac tion, offering an opportunity for youthful boating enthusiasts to try a new water novelty. The crafts will accommodate three persons. They are oper ated by automobile controls and set to travel at six miles per hour. Tests have shown them to be fool-proof and thoroughly safe for even small children to operate. They are equipped with radio sets and are non-Capsizable. Local Group to Hear New York Engineer O. B. Blackwell, transmission development engineer of New York, will address the American Institute of Electrical Engineers, Washington section, at the Potomac Electric Power Company auditorium, Tuesday night. The meeting will be preceded by a dinner at the Raleigh Hotel. ■MMSM NEWS OF SUBURBS! POLICE PROBE HOSPITAL CASE Capt. R. C. Montgomery, super intendent of park police, is today conducting an investigation as to why Floyd Brown, colored, se riously injured victim of an auto mobile accident yesterday, was allowed to lie for five hours on a table at Emergency Hospital be fore being transferred to Gallin ger Hospital. Park police were requested at 4 a. m yesterday by Emergency Hospital officials, it was revealed, to transfer Brown to Gallinger. Third precinct police sent a sta tion wagon to Emergency to ef fect the transfer. They found the man in such serious condition they refused to assume responsi bility for the transfer. Dr. Bastable, of Emergency Hos pital would not explain why the Emergency Hospital ambulance was not used. Brown was left on a table in the operating room pending arrival of the Welfare Board ambulance at 9 a. m., be cause there were no beds avail able. BANQUET TOMORROW The District of Columbia Die tetic Association will give a ban quet tomorrow evening in the Cabinet room of the Willard Ho tel. Miss Mary A. Lindsley will preside. POLICE TRAIL 4 FOR SHOOTING OF ABRAMS Two White Men, Two Negroes Believed to Be Involved in $5,000 Holdup Two white men and two negroes are being sought by police as assailants of Harry Abrams, 30, wounded Wednes day night in a racketeering raid on local gamblers. William Henry Coates, colored, was arrested last night as a sus pect and will be held indefinitely, according to Inspector F. S. W. Burke, chief of detectives, who said: “We are positive that there were two white men and two negroes involved in the case. As to their identity, I will make no admissions.” Inspector said the investigation was being conducted on the theory it was nothing more than a hold up case. He added that several similar holdups involving gamblers had ben investigated recently. Abrams was reported resting easily at Emergency Hospital to day. Abrams was shot when he and William Poe Moses, boxing pro moter, alighted from an automo bile in front of the latter’s home on Buchanan Street Northwest, near Sixteenth Street. Moses was robbed of jewelry valued at approximately $5,000. The gambling fraternity took heart as a result of the shoot ing, believing that the raids which have been staged almost at stated periods would now stop. YOUTH, 24 Stanley E. Melvin, 24, who gave no address, today told Police Court Judge John P. McMahon it was “fortunate” that he was arrested last night on.a concealed weapon charge, as he was des perate over his failure to land wokr. Police quoted him as saying: “I was going out tonight to get some money some way, but I hadn’t made up my mind how to get it.” Judge McMahon reserved sen tence. Melvin said he had been un employed since he was released from jail in September, after he had served seven months on bad check charges. Radiotelephonists Take Exams Feb. 15 Examinations for operators’ licenses of the newly created radiotelephone aeronautical class will be started, February 15, in the district and sub-district offices of the Department of Commerce radio division, Director W. D. Ter rell announced today. The examinations will be held in Boston, New York, Baltimore, Philadelphia, Norfolk, Atlanta, Portland, Ore.; Seattle, Miami, New Orleans, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago, St. Paul, Kansas City, Denver. Dallas, Texas, Detroit and Buffalo. More Jobs in Spring, Gifford Tells Hoover Employment conditions will re main about as they are now until spring, Walter S. Gifford, head of the President’s organization for unemployment relief, declared yes terday following a conference with President Hoover. Gifford said he had not noted any increase in unemployment during the past week or so. Professor to Speak At P.-T. A. Meeting Dr. Katherine McHale, professor of education at Goucher College, Baltimore, will speak at a meeting of the Parent-Teacher Association of Central High School in the school auditorium, Monday, Febru ary 15, at 7:45 p. m. The school orchestra will play from 7:30 to 7:45. Whatever your wante may he, there la aJways a noealblllty that they ran he satisfied throuah the many services ad vertised in today's Classified Hection.