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NO. 7. Virginia gxtt ftfSS. Thb Fats Pkbss is published weekly at fwe Dollar* Per inssa if paid i» advance. X-WThe terms of advertising are, forasquars one-inch) or lese, One Dollar and Fifty Cent* or three insertions—larger ones in the same proportion. Bach continuance Fifty Cent* a#*So advertisement to be considered by the month or year unless specified on the man ucript, or previously agreed between the par ties. juF'An advertisement not marked on the copy for a specified number of insertions will be continued until ordered out, and payment will be exacted accordingly. r#~KKOCLAB ADVBBTISBJtBNTf-To avoiti any misunderstanding on the part of the an nual advertisers it is proper to slate dutinctiy that their privilege only extends to their im mediate business Real Estate. Legal or other advertisements sent by them to be an addition al charge, and no variation. S9*Obituary notices of more than fiv* lire* will be charged for. JOB WORK —Posters. Sale Bills, Circulars, Carla, etc . executed promptly, neatly and at fair prices. Professional Cards, y L PERRY, PHYSICIAN A SURGEON, Chariettou n, Jrfferton County, W. Fa. Office—One door east of Carter-House. May IS. 189J-y. |^R. C. T. RICHARDSON, PHYSICIAN <* SURGEON, CKarletltnen. Jtffermo County, Wet Virginia. April 4, 1874. R. J. D. STARRY, CKnrlettown, Jtfferton County. Wet Virginia. Having resumed the practice of Medicine, of fers his Professional services to the pnblie. vmce next uoor to residence, near corner »*i George and Main streets. January 22. 1876. J AMKd M. RASdON, Jr.. DOCTOR OF DKSTAL SURGERY, Offers his Professional Services to thedtisens of Charlestown and vidnity. Office opposite Pariah Building. April 13, 1*36—y. USTIS M LOCK*. ATTORNEY AT-LAW. Charlestown, Jefferson County, W. Va. Office with Cleon Moore, opposite the Court bouse. Oct. ;, 1391. _____ _1__ r ^M. H. TRAVERS. ATTORSEY AT LAW, CKarletiown, Jefftrton County, Wett Virginia, .Vill practice in the Courts of thisCounty and the adjoining Counties. office next door to the residence of M rs. Max well and nearly opposite the " Carter House." November 23,1Mb. George Baylor. Wo. L. Wilson. J > \YLOR A WILSON. ATTORSEYSAT LAW, C*io. lettoun, Jefftrton County, West Virginia, •Viii attend the Courts of Jefferson and Berke ley Counties, and attend to other law business in the State of West Virginia, dpecial atten tion given to collections. tMarch 5, 1876. E. KENNEDY, ATTORSEY ATLAW, Ciurlttlown, Jeferton County, Wei Virginia, Will practice in Jefferson and adjoining Coun ties. Office in Northern end of Lawyer's Row. aepiemuer Jo. isia—ss. ^ J.C. MOORE. ATTORSET AT LAW, BerrynUe. Clarke County, Virginia. and ^JLEON MOORE. .4rroR.vEr.4n.41r, Charlottown, Jeferton Co.inty, Wat Virginia. Will undertake case# jointly in the Court* of >oth of said Counties. May 11. 1872. _ _ pORRRST W. BROWN, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Ciariatoien, Jeferton CVunfy, West Virginia, Attends to cases in the different Courtsof West Virginia and Maryland. Attention given to Pensions and all classes of Claims against the C. 8. Government. s-W~ Special attention to Collections. J in. 10. 1S89. ___ B D Oihson. J. F. Engle. Q.IB30N A ENGLE, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. iJKariatou >». Jeferton (hvnty, Wat Virginia. Practice in the Court* of Jefferson and ad joining counties, in the Supreme Court of West Virginia, and in the United States Dis trict Court at Martinsburg. Notary Public in office. Offic* in Lawyer s Row, on George street. Jan. *. 1«S0. J C. GREEN, ATTORNEY AT LAW, ‘AnriaOom, Jeferton County. Wat hrginta. Will practice in the Court* of Jefferson. Berke ley and Morgan counties, in the United States Dm net Court at Martinsburg, and in the 8u p*erae Court of Appeals of West Virginia. Special attention to the collection of elaima, and prompt remittances of the same Office opposite Court-house. Aug. 8, 1890 A W McDonald. Frank Beckwith. WcDONALD A BECKWITH. ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Charles-Town, Jefferson County. West \a. Will practice in the Courts of Jefferson, Berkeley and Morgan counties, the W 8. Dis •fivt Court at Martinsburg and the Court o( Appeals of West Virginia. Mar 2. 18©A _ _ __ plAVK M I.0G1B, ATTORNEY AT I.AW, rhar!i»Mown, Jefferson County, West Virginia. Office in Maxwell Building 1 AMES M. MASON. Ja ATTORNEY AT LAW, 1 tisrles Town, Jefferson Connty, W'eel V* Will practice in the various courts. * s'erul attention paid to collections and prompt remittances made. Office in Gibson Building in Court yard. Nov 16. 1892 ___ Fet;d at Retail. Delivered promptly. Ear Torn. Oata. Chop Bran. Corn «nd Cob ground. Baled Hay. Chick *n Feed Ac., at Coal and Wood Yard. „ BO WASHINGTON. Agent May 4 1192 I CAMM’S I EMULSION WILL POSITIVELY ARRFST CONSUMP TION -If used in time. Cures Scrofula. Glandular Swellings. Kheuma- ! lisra. Bronchitis and other Lung Diseases. It is compo-ed of the purest Norwegian Cod Liver Oil, combined with the Hypoph«**phites of Lime and Soda, and is freely prescribed by the Medical Faculty throughout this Coun try and in Europe. Prof. G B. Wood, University Pennsylvania, sues:—“Oort-Liver Oil far e.vreeds all other remedies on the treatment of Pulmonary Con- j sumption " Prof Churchill, of Paris, says:—"When used in time, every patient rr.*y be cured of Pulmonary Consumption by ttie use of Hypo phosphites." Dr. 8 H Hudnall, of Virginia, says:—"I find <■- • - Emulsion particul.trlv adapted to cmidren. and in Consumption and Chronic Bronchitis it seems to be the great de sideratum." Dr. 8. C. Cleave*. Ex-Prc'ident Virginia Medical Association, says:—"! believe Camm's Emulsion is the best preparation known for i pulmonary disease*.'’ Dr. 0 F Mason, West Virginia, says:— i “With children, Camm's Emulsion is the best preparation 1 have ever used." Dr. F. P. Bibby Pontatoc, Mi*s., says:— “Camm's Emulsion is the best combination for Consumption with which I am acquain ted." Dr. I. R. Bratton. Yorkville. S. C. says:— j “Decided and satisfactory results must follow ! the use of Camm's Emulsion." Rev. 11. II. Hawes, of Karmviile, Va,, says: J —"1 lived on t'amtii's Emulson for three months. and am almost prepared to say I owe my life to it." Mrs. J.O Dabney, Lynchburg, Va., says;— I “Until I tried I'lmm's Emulsion I failed to iindany preparation of Cod-Lirer Oil my stom ach would retain, taken in the smallest quan tity.” The above are a few of the hundreds of testi monials we have of the superiority of Canim's Emulsion over all similar preparations sold, it is manufactured of the best materials and with great care, and is universally popular wherever known For sale by Druggists eve rywhere Canim's Emulsion retails at One Dollar. E A CRAIGHILL A CO., Wholesale Druegiats, Manufacturers and Pro prietors. P. 0. Lock Drawer fi22. Lynchburg, Va. Dec. 21, 1*92. _ IN FACT A lEVCOlCEllFROMBEBUlilBTOElD. Having rented the CENTREROOM,SADLER BUILD’6, | lately occupied by the Shenandoah Milling ; Company, 1 will carry a full stock of ! GROCERIES. TOBACCOS. CIGARS. DRY GOODS. NOTIONS, ETC.. ETC. Goods delivered to any part of the town free of charge. Will do a STRICTLY CASH BUSINESS. Conntry produce laken in exchange for goods 1 solicit a share of the public patron age. Keapectfullv, S. H. LAJND1S. April 12,1893. One Price Store. W.FAT.PJJPP1TT FERTILIZERS. \V« ofter to Farmers generally our Fertilisers for Fall Crops. SHENANDOAH, the old formula, too well known to need de scription. SPECIAL HOME MIXTURE for Wheat, a No. 1 article, drilling perfectly, which the reports of the W. Va., Agricu'tural Department show to be of greater commercial value than any sold at near same price and ot same grade. Relative commercial value of our ! special mixture $23.50. Two other brands largely sold are rated at $21.16 and $-K) 58. We buv our anim whites in the West, direct from slaughter hou>es, our chemicals from import ers, which enables us to sell tor less- only one profit to make. We also otfer ri’RE GROUND RAW BONE. PUKE GROUND STEAMED BONK. DISSOLVED ANIMAL BONE, dry and in fine drilling condition. KANIT AND DISSOLVED SOUTH CARO LINA, AC.. AC. We are prepared to furnish any private mix tures desired, promptly and of best material*. Factory at Eagle Work*. N. A W R K. Good* delivered at any depot. Au± 9. 1893." W F. A T. P. LIPPITT. li BEACHLEY, Architect ami Builder, Contracts for all kinds of Building. My arch itecture and workmanship recommends itself. If you have any kind of Building that you want created in first-class order and in short time give me a call. Drawing and Estimates made on app'ication. I also furnish allkindsof < IRON AND STEEL ROOFING at the lowe*t cash prices. SASH FACTORY A PLANING MILL on Belt Line. North George street. & E. BEACHLEY, Aug. 3. 1892. Charles-Town, W. Va. Ice and Wood. The undersigned will shortly begin the datlv delivery of an excellent quality of Ice. Me will be pleased to serve all former customers and many new ones at reasonable rates. Has also a large lot of cord wood—seasoned and green - oak and hickory, and will deliver the same promptly on notice. Also a lot of Seed Potatoea of fine qniiity. Orders may be left with Mr. John Oden, near the Charles Town Mill. MARSHALL BURNS. P. O. A4dr*K f harles Ttrwn. i« vm the mild power cures. HUMPHREYS* Dr Humphrey^ eMrtflcsam^ttfkmlly and carefully prepared Remedies. used for ya*J» U> private practice aad for over thirty J eanbylhe people with entire success. Every tingle Specific a spec.al cure for the disease named. Tu«y cure without drugging, purging or reducing the system, and are in tact and uoeu the Sovereign Rented ire of the World._ tm w scaurs*. eras* rsicas. 1— Fevers. Congestions Inflammations .25 2— Worms, Worm Fever, Worm Colic. . .25 l-TecihUg; Colic, Crying Wakefulness .25 4-Diarrhea, of Children or Adults.25 3— Dysentery,Orlplng, bilious Colic.... ,25 6— Cholera Morbus. Vomiting.25 7— Coughs, Colds. Lronchitis..25 8— Neuralgia, Toothache, laceache ... .25 9— Headaches, Sick Headache Vertigo. .25 10— Dyspepsia, Biliousness Constipation .25 11— Suppressed or Painful Periods. .25 12— White*. Too Profuse Periods.25 13— Croup. Laryngitis. Boorseneaa.25 14— Salt Kheurn, Lrytipelas, Eruptions. .25 15— Rhenmatlsm. or Rheumatic Pains.. .25 16— Malaria, ChUU. Fever end Ague.25 17— Files, Blind or Bleeding ... ■ •.25 18— Ophthalmy, Sore or Weak Eyes.25 19— Catarrh. Udluenm. C old In the Head .25 20— Whooping Cough...25 91—Asthma, Oppressed Breathing..25 22-Ear Discharge*. Impaired Hearing .25 93—Scrofula. Enlarged Clands Swelling .25 24- General Debility. Physical Weakness .25 25- Dropsy, and Scanty Secretions.25 36—8en.»icknesa. Sickness from Riding .25 27- Kidney Disease*.25 29-Sore Month, or Canker.25 39—Urinary Weakne**, Wetting Bed.. .25 31— Painful Period*. 25 34— Diphtheria, Clcorated Sore Throat.. .25 35— Chronic Congestion* 4 Lruptlons. .25 EXTRA NUMBERS: 28— Ncrvouo Debility. Seminal Weak ness, or Involuntary Discharges.1.00 32— Diseaeesof the IIe*rt.Palpitation 1.00 33— Epiiepsy, Spasms. St. MtuT Dance...1.00 Bold by DrnrsUU, or will pwt-r»id «n rocli t o( price, pa Mraraasvs’ Ms»c»t 'in r»"*, ■ uailss rasa mnmtRKTr *rp. co., I n a 11» nnn»« it., gw Tort. S PE Cl F8 CSo HUMPHREYS’ WITCH HAZEL OIL "THE PILE OINTMENT." For Piles—External oi Internal Blind or Bleeding; Tue txliif U lma.otli»ie—the cure ccrtUu. PRICE, 50 CTS. TRIAL SIZE. 23 CTS. Bvifl br DrottUU, «f lent ro»t-l>«l4 oo receipt of j atarnubts’ bid. co., nit nsmniui sl. sm tobi WASHINGTON AND ALEXANDER, InHtirunce Ajfoucy, Office Gibson Building, Charlestown. ESTABLISHED IN 1870. Representing the following Companies: JEFFERSON COUNTY MUTUAL Fire Insurance Company. i£TNA, OF HARTFORD, the largest and most popular Fire Insurance Co. in America. AStna Life Insurance Co., of Hartford, (Lite ami Accident). Phoenix, of Hartford. Virginia Fire and Marine, of Richmond. Georgia Home, of Columbus, Ga. Continental, of New York. Peabody, of Wheeling. German, of Wheeling. Jetlerson, of Wheeling. Fire and Marine, of Wheeling. Manchester Fire Ins. Co., ol England. Liverpool and Loudon and Globe, ol England, the largest foreign Company doing business in America. Fire Association, of Philadelphia. Hamhurg-Bremcu Fire Ins. Co., of Germany. A (JESTS: J. S. FLEMING, Shepherdstown ; JAS. W. LEAGUE, Middleway. C11AS. H. TRA’.L, Harper s Ferry. A sworn statement of the conditions of all Foreign Insurance Companies represented in this Agency will be found at the Clerk’s Office, iu compliance with State laws. All losses pivuipbi^ avij uotcv* auu v»“vv. UesprJCtfllilV, Washington a Alexander, February 12, 1888. The Jefferson Co. Mutual Fire Insurance Company. ESTABLISHED 1878. R. A. ALEXANDER, Secretary. Office. Gibson Building, Court-House yard, Charlestown. OFFERS to the people of Jefferson County, Insurance in a safe Company at theuctual cost of insurance, which is much cheaper than the rates usually charged, aud keeps the money at home. Good risks from responsible parties are invited. ExecutiveCommittee meetseTerv Friday. Directors—Jos. Trapnell, Henry B. Liayen port, J. Garland Hurst, John W. Rider, W. H, r. Lewis, K. Preston Chew, Wm. L. Wilson, Eugene Baker. S. W. Washington. H. L.Snyder Charles P. Wilson, Jehu 11. Ziltle. Jacob 8, Melvin, E. G. W. Herr. »saae H.Strider. JOS. TRAPNELL.President. H. B. DAVENPORT.Treasurer. Executive Committee—J. G. Hurst, Wm. H. T. Lewis. Eugene Baker. Isaac H. 8trider. Jos. Trapnell, 8. W. Washington. Local Aubsts.—Middleway—J.G. Shirley; Harper's Ferry—Chas. E. Trail; Shepherd* town— J.S. Fleming; Charlestown—Washing ton A Alexander. AuacsT Schulte, F. L. Pebn^ux. Jr„ Painter. Smith. New Carriage Factory, Charlestown, Jefferson County, W- Vo. WE the undersigned haveeutered into a Co Partnership for the purpose of Manufac turing and Repairing CARRIAGES, BUGGIES PHJZTONS, DAYTON AND OTHER PLEAS URE WAGONS, Spring Wagons, Dog Carts. Sulkies, 91eighs, Ac. ;n as tine style as can be done anywhere in tht Union at moderate prices. Being practical tuechahics we will be enabled to do all work on correct, systematic principles, thereby pro ducing work, durable aud handsome. REPAIR WORK A SPECIALTY We have secured tbe service* of Mr. Thos Ryan, so favorably known for years in connec tion with Maj. Hawks' Factory totxecatethi woodwork on our manufacture*. Hoping to receive a fair shan of your patron age. we pledge ourselves to gi~e Ttwi - shiv rn ceived. SCHULTE A- 'DN.SUX. fi#*Shops on Bloomery Turn ke, 2 Square from Main 8t. May 21. llW-V-tf. Hats Renovated. Mrs. Fannie Fleming is prepared to rer.ovsb Eentlemen's silk o’-felt hats promptly and a moderate rates. Call at her residence,east aid of Charles street, south of Congress. May 3. 1893. QUEEN TABLE SYRUP-the most deli clous on tb* market, for sale by Oek It- *91. W. I. MBRCHA*!. POETRV^ AUICMS. Richard Le GtUicnnc in Bo*to>i Commonwealth. The year grows still again, the surging wak Of'lull-sailed Summer folds its furrows up, As. after passing of an argosy, Old Silence settles back upon the sea. And ocean grows as p'arid as a rup. Ppting, the young morn,and Summer, the strong noon. Have dreamed and done and died for Au* tunin'* sake. Autumn that finds not for a loss so dear Solace in stin k and g irnen Imre too soon— Autumn, the faithful widow of the year, AuMimn, a i»oet once s i full of song, Witt in all rhymes of blossom* and of bud. Hath lost the early magic of his tongue And hath no passion in his failing blood. Hear ye no sound of sobbing in the air ? 'Tis his Low bending in a secret lane, Late blooms of second childhood in his hair. He tries old magic like a dotard mage; Tries spell and spell, to weep and try again. Yet not a d<isy hears, and everywhere The hedgerow rattles like an empty cage, He haih no pleasure in the silken skies. Nor delicate ardors of the rellnw land ; Yea. dead, for all its gold, the woodland lie*, And all the throats of music filled with sand, Neitlmr to him across the stub'da field May stack or garner anv comfort bring. Who loveth more this jasmine he hath made. The little tender rhyme he yet can sing. Than yesterday, with’all its pompous yield, Or all his shaken laurels on his head. Virginia 4|m fress. ~W. IT. 0. G ALLAH ER. Editor. Gharlrntown.Jefferoon County, ires? Fo Xovcmber I. IS93. Thin Man Has b’tneroiK. A mun with three chihlren entered u restaurant in a German town, and afhr they were all seated he said: “Now, children, are you hungry ?” “Yes.” “Would you like some sausages ?” “Yes, yes." “Waitress, bring three sausages—two for myself—that makes five. Ah, I lmvc forgotten the bread. Waitress, some bread. Now, eat away.” There was a solemn jingling of knives and forks, the sausages were demolished, aud the children’s faces were ull smiles. “Enjoy it, eh ?" “Yes.” “Like some more sausages ?” “Yes! yes!” “Waitress, two or three more sausa ges.” These, too, vanished. The guest order ed some beer, having (hank which he took his hat and stick and said to the children: “Now you must he very good and quiet. I shall be hack directly. I am only going to get some cigars.” "All right.” Five minutes passed, a quarter of an hour, half an hour. Then the landlord said to the children : “Your father is a long time in coming.” “He is not our father. We were play ing outside, when the man came up to us and asked us if we would like some sau sages. Wo all shouted ‘Yes,’ aud then the man brought us in here.” lie Slew Thirty Thousand. A good story or uen. <101111 u. orec*. inridge is said to have been told by him self, with evident relish, not long before bis death. In talking to some friends about the many kindnesses which had been shown him by liis people and the pleasant things which were said to him, he remarked that lie valued as highly as as any compliment he had ever received one which an old Kentucky fanner paid him during the war, which had come to his ears only a short time before. It was the custom in war times, as it has always been since, for the country people to come into the county town on (Saturday afternoon to exchange news gatherer! during the week. At one of these gatherings in a store in Richmond, Ivy., just after the battle of Chickamauga, one of the men said he had heard some grand news. Upon be ing pressed to tell it, he said gravely : “I did hear that tliar has been a most powerful fight down in Tennessee, and they say that for a long time it went mighty agin our folks, but that then Mr. Brackinridge come forrad and asked the privilege of the field for just fifteen min utes, and they do say that he slew 30,000!” Which statement was received with due respect by the assembler! company although it appeared to occasion a slight ripple of surprise, much to the narrator's satisfaction.— Youth's ( ompanion. “Give C* a Lift!” “Do send down something to he!p us!” “Those little Pleasant Pellets, you sent lie fore, were just what wo wanted!' "They helped right where we were weakest!” ! “Don’t send anything else!’’ ! Nature, abi <<1 and neglected, does her b'Stto overen: 0 exhaustion and ward off ' threatening di- ase, but sometimes calls for ’ ■ help, and knows junt what she s about. Tbe , system takes kindly to the mild, wholesome ; influence of Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets, ’; and often their timely assistance corrects , evils which would soon lead to serious re ! suits. With the first signal of distress, na . ture will thank you lor remembering her request. Therefore, if languid, easily tired, 1 bad iaste in inouth, bowels irregular or cn» [ stipated, give nature a lilt by taking Dr , Pierce’s Pellets. Best Liver Pills made. FOK DYSPEPSIA. JidlirokUon, and Dornoch lUjordr-'. tatj . nitmyssiRo:* »<tvek«. in dealers irp ft, tl per boUje- '-ktjuic: h?? trad > tn«rs am rrd Ha*i on A Snake Story. “I got my start in a queer way,” re makai a man of evident wealth, as the drummer finished a story, says the De troit Free Press. “How was that ?” inquired the drum mer. “Twenty-five years ag>," continual the successful citizen, “I was traveling with a side show and the business went to pieces, leaving rne its creditor for wage, to the amount of one hundred dollars. “My share of the stock in trade was an anaconda about eighteen feet long and as big around as my body. It wasn’t fat though, I think, for the air was about the only thing it had to live on for sever al weeks before the failure. “I took the snake and started for St. Louis, where I proposed to exhibit it. I had him in a box in the baggage car. and somehow he got out and started through the train on an exploring expedition. “Just as he was crossing the platforms of the second and third coaches the coup lings came loose, and there is no telling what would have hoppenal, for we were going un a heavy mountain grade, if the snake hadn’t twisted himself around the break rods and railings and hung on. “ It was a big strain on him, but he stuck to it anil I’m a lawyer if he dido t hold that train together for two miles, and no doubt saved the lives of all the nassetnrera in the rear coaches. They thought so, anyhow, ami made me up a purse of five hundred dollars.” The drummer coughed. “What became of the anaconda?’ he inquired casually. “He gave me my start,” replied the narrator. “You sec, the five hundred dollurs wasn’t a drop in the bucket, but when we got the snake loose the strain on him had stretched him out twenty feet longer, and I went into St. Louis with a snake thut no other exhibitor could hold a caudle to, and if you don’t believe me I can show you that snake stuffed and hung up in my hall at Den ver.” The drummer got up with the air of a man who was uneasy. “You ought to sell it for a telegraph pole,” he said reproachfully und went out. .4 ll'oman of Huslnetts. We were camping alongside of an em igrant train in Nebraska, and just alter supper a woman about forty years of age, who was smoking a pipe, came over to our fire, sized the crowd up, and said : “I've got somethin’ to say. I’m a plain-spoken woman. When I ve got a thing on my mind I don't beat around the hush.” We looked at her with curiosity and surprise, and she leaned against the wheel of a wagon and continued : "I’ve been a widder f r three yaers.— Over tliar 1’vo got a span of mewls, a imod boss, a new wagon filled with house keepin’ stuff, and I kin rake up about 830 in cash. I cum along with the par') to take up a claim. I'm good-teropeied healthy, and can swing an axe or hold a plow with ’most anybody. As I said I'm a plain-spoken woman. It there’s a critter umong you that wants to get mar ried, let him stand up while I take a look at him.” The eleven of us promptly stood up. “Git into line,’’ she continued with t wave of her hand. “I liainT after beau ty or eedecashun, but I can't take u| with a fellow who’d skeer a wolf t« death.” She passed down the line and then re turned half way, and said to a middle aged man of the nume of Remington : “You'll do, I reckon. There’s f preacher in camp, and ’twont take fif teen minutes to settle things. All o you as want to see the marrying com< on.” We followed the couple, who wen ' made man and wife inside of twentj , minutes, and next morning as we passes the wagon on the road the woman lookec out and bowed and said : “Sorry for the other ten of ye but per haps you’ll meet up with the other tr.iit : soon and strike luck.” “LiTe is »n ocean. Each one In s his bark.’’ Some have a bark they would glad’y b< rid of—a ceaseless, persistent, deierininet cougu ! present by day, not absent by night If you Like the wings of the morning anu fb to "the utmost part- of the earth, it will g« with yon ! There is just one thing to do begin’a thorough treatment with Dr Pierce’ Go den Medical Discovery, and the problen is solved ! You wilt soon wonder where it n gone, and when it went! The picture is no 1 overdrawn—colds, lingering and obstinat coughs, and evt-n Con-umption, in its earb stages, yield to this potent vegetable C"m pound." Large b<*ttle-, one dollar, at drug gist, and guarmifrtd to benefit or cure, n every case, or money returned by its maker . _ -• * LADIES seeding a tonic, or children who want build Inr up. should take BROWN’S IRON BITTERS. It is pleasant: cures Maiana, Indigestion. Llitx complaints and >eureigia Ohlldr Oryfor Pitcher** Oeetorte. The Common Enemy. The immediate etf'ct of a moderate amount of alcohol is a feeling of increas ed vigor. Ideas are increased in quick ness, but lo^e in concentration. The sys tem soon demands the stimulant more frequently. Abstinence is followed by suffering. The hand loses its steadiness, the brain its clearness. Insomnia adds to the drain on nervous forces, and the patient instinctively resorts for re lief to the poison which is the direct cause of of his condition. In lime these symptoms become intensified, and evi dences of chronic degeneration mani fest themselves. Scarcely an organ in 1 the body is exempt. Alcohol in the 1 stomach retards digestion t»y paralyzing terminal nerves and by a chemical ac tion on the pepsin of the gastric juice, produces changes in the secretion* of the liver, and vitiates the processes throughout the whole alimentary tract by causing a perverted action of the I sympathetic nervous system. Partially, digested final passing from the stomach to the intestines becomes subjected to abnormal fermentations. As a result, poisonous products designated by modern chemists as ptomaines and leucomaiucs ure formed. Elimination is retarded by alcohol ; consequently these products are absorbed into the system and an auto poisoning results. The lungs and skin . . t . • l? * _ . 1_ _ UUtltTlUKl' III U&MM HI IVIldiMg »•»« c;o t$m of effete material, ns shown by the peculiarly disagreeable odor of breath and perspiration jjersiating for days after cessation from the use of alcohol. These patients will be found to suffer from chronic catarrh of most of the mucous membrane, notably the stomach, chronic liver kidney change leading to chirrliotit and Bright’s disease. Degenera ion and resultant weakening of the walls of blood vessels predisjawe to rupture (usually in the brain), producing apoplexy.—From “Inebriety from a Medical Standpoint, ’ by Dr. E. F. Arnold, in North American Review for June. .1 Reversible Waterfall. The most picturesque, as well as the most striking, manifestation of the tidal rise ami fall is at the month of the St. John River, at St. John, New Brunswick. Here may be witnessed on every tide a change of conditions as sudden and as complete as a quick change of scene in a drama; the beauty of the landscape, en hanced by the handiwork of man, adding greatly to the impressiveness of the phe nomenon. This is locally known as the “reversible falls.” although “reversible rapids" would bo more appropriate. Iti a map of St. John and its environs, drawn in 1784 by an officer of fhc St. John's Loyalists, the matter is referred to in a marginal note: “The falls in this river are justly rank ed among the curiosities of the world; they are at the inouth of the river, about one mile from the entrance, and are nav igable four limes in tweuly four hours, which commands great attention, as only a few minutes are required to pas* in safety. “ flie tide rising from twenty to twenty four feet, at high water is six to eight feet higher than the river, which occa sions a fall in l he river us well us out, the whole water of the country having to pass between two roclwt sixty yards dis ■ taut.” The scene of these rapids is a beautiful i gorge through which, iu remote ages, the 1 river appears to have forced its way. For twenty minutes on each ebb and flood the river here is us placid as a mountain lake on a tranquil day. Sud deoly a streak of white spreads across the gorge, and iu a few minute# the calm i* succeded by the turmoil of rush ng whirling waters. The reflections of the i rocky shores and of the graceful outline! of the suspension and cantilever bridge* ' which span the mouth of the g »rge art obliterated as if a mirror had suddenly been ruthlessly shattered. Scribner t I A story is told of a French p»et, Mar quis de Saint Marc, which would do credit to some of the military heroes ul history. When Saint-M tre was 15 year? old, he was ensign of a troop of cavalry in the French army and took part iu the | battle of Fontenoy. The first charge ol the English column scattered and over ' threw the first line ot Saint*Marc’a regi 1 ment, and the b »y sealed on his horse anc i unharmed, was lelt alone. “In that ter 1 rible moment,” he said, speaking of i ' afterwards, “I remembered nothing ex ! cept I had been told not to flinch ant alwavs to hold my standard upright. ] did that with ali my strength. Then th< i second line rushed forward. Before ; quite understood it I was surrounded will friends, who wrapped me up iu mj flag and carried me to Louis XV ., wh< embraced me and made me a lieuten ant then and there.’’ une on aemeu. In St. Paul the other evening John Kernel!, the Irish comedian, was accost ed by a gritny looking gentlemen wbo asked him for 25 cents. ‘•You have a wife and four children, I suppose, said Keruell. "No, sir; and I don’t want a drink.— I’m hungry, but that's not what makes me beg. I want ic raise money enough to go and see John Keruell iu the Hust lers' to night. I'd go without a dinner anv day to see that fellow ou the stage." "Oh. then, I can fix you,” said the cnmediau delightedly, and he gave him a pass. Afterward happening to enter a barroom lie saw there his seedy admirer filling a glass to the briiu with whiskey. "I wonder where that tramp got his money ?’” said Keruell to the bartender. "He just now sold a theatre pass for 50 cents." was the rep y. Mr. Keruell mused awhile.—N. F. Prut. _ _________ A Girl In a Bear’s Den. A highly respectable Indian gentleman, a member of the Bombay Anthropo ogh-al So ciety—Mr 8'rat Chandra Mitra—has come forward with an apparently well authentica ted stor»-of a girl who h <a been discovered in Ja’pa guri in the den of a bear. The young person’s habits wore decidedly bear ish, for she tried to bite nnd scratch those who came cam • near her, went down "ou a'l fours,” and "grow ed at ineal«." The or phanage "f the Dow Di pensation Church, iii Calcu ta, could make nothing of the fe rocious foundling, who has consquently been r mnvt d to lias Aram, a refuge founded and supported by Iirahmo gentlemen in that city. Nor is this a'l. A Bliagal Zemidar has captured in the jungle a boy, whose only ap proach to speech is the utterance of sounds like those of a monkey. Colonel fSleetnan and ihe Rev. Mr. Lewis, of the 8ecundra Church Mission, have vouched for similar stories. Mr Mi>ra is of opinion that when, as s nnetimes happens, an infant is abandon ed in the bush, there is nothing absurd in the idea tint it might bo adopted by a female wild animal that had lost her young.—Aeu York Newt. *_ _ Curious re-emblances in nature start with tlie cocoanut, in many respects like the hu man skull and almost a fac simile of the nionkov’s. The meat of the English walnut is almost a cpy of the hunmii brains; plums and black cherries like tho human eye, almonds like the human nose, and an opened oyster shell like the human ear. The shape of n man’s body may be traced in the mammoth squash, the open hand in growing scrub willows and celery, the human heart in Geruuu turnips nnd egg plant, and doz ens of the mechanical inventions of the prea entday to patterns furnished by nature.— Thus, the hog sugg--sied the plough, the but terfly the door hinge, the frog-st 'ol the urn* bre la, the duck the ship, and the fungus growth on trees the bracket.—I'etit Journal Jet ‘"sciences. __ The best relief for a bad stomach is heat. O.ic authority prescribes hot drinking water, a gallon if necessary, to relieve the system of the waste materia1, taken by the cupful at ! _I- -1 «... ... .UI.I mimilM Thfa IIIV MttlO V. MTV w. '"O'" - 1 draught will excite perspiration and pro j mote the action of the skin and kidneys, at the same time flushing the stonuch and in testines. Another cure for the individual with "the blu a," lucky enough to be able to indulge in the lux* ry of invalidism, is an application of hea in the form of flannel right out of the oven, a rubber bag filled with hot water, a napkin full of hot bran, or a paper b ig containing a brickbat well done, or sand ns hot as Sahara. All the cure* im ply a h oliday or two holidays for the over powered organs of indigestion.—New York i World.__ _ __ “Goodness gracious. Amelia,” cried her husband, fishing something out of his inside coat pocket. “Here’s a letter you gave me to mail two weeks ago, and I declare if I didn’t for/et all—” “You’d forget your head if it wasn’t fast," aho interrupicd, seizing the missive. “Tbia letter «as to mother, telling her io postpone her visit this season. I suppose she’ll be be here to-morrow, now.’’ '“Suffering ►aint*!” ejaculated Amelias husband, sotto v«»ce; “and I forgot that let ter purposely, thinking it was an invitation to her mother to make u* a visit I” “I’m in a terrible dilemma,” said Mickle* to a friend at the office. “What’s the matter?" “My wife and I have been talking econo my this morning and she asked me how much 1 paid f«r the cigars I smoke. I had to pretend to he in a frightful burry to keep from talking about it.” “Why didn't you answer her?” “I was afraid to. If f told her the truth she'd scold about the extravagance, and if •j I named n fictitious price she might buy me some." _ _ Young Lady—Why do I get so nervous |1 when I play »>efore an audience ? Prof. Von Thumpp—Sympathy and mag netism, my dear young lady ; mind acting on mind you know. I “I don’t see how." I “Eet is very simple off explanation. De nervousness and restlessness and weariness ; offdc gompany aff. cts yourself." Clerk ley—Isn't this earlier than your usual time for going home ? ! Berkley—Yes, but my wife said if I came I out by the 4:45 she would meet me with the carriage. I didn't know you kept a horse and cai riage. fir—or—it'»a bhby and carriage. , . , . . ^ .. r ■ * -