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MpRNIKG, MAltOK (i. 1862 HW, rcuLisnt'D tveur raonfj'iy vt GEOltGE W. Tlj'X'ETT, "h POINT CLEASAN-T, VA. TERMS;--One dollar per annum strictly in ?<jT?n co. r'i'j ' tii > ?>?' ? "<"??*??! ?'<: i" ?? ? ?wii?< ? 1 ".?*?? ADv^rafflma ; ' Ono Muare of lOllhes, one or throe insertions , it,00. K:.cli subsequent insertion, 25 cents. $T ?rofimionsl cards vi 7 lines or less 1 year $5 Quitter Colnra t month* <10 ?feA ?e*r $13 S? .*=???!? S A liberal discount tt'iiao to those wlto adver 1180 by tho v' Ad'ertliements BWrt toetlio numbercfi n Bullions marked on Hie cupjr, or they i#iU l>? kept !o'till forbid.'and clmr^Jeccordingly.^ All casual oftransicnt advertisements^ must bo p?id fopi Adrttfc?i ttlWufe ffictrrnaeftion. !trAffidavitirtll cot b? roado ,to orders of publication or othbrlegal ndycrtiuenienft ,un loot they arc piid for. IVt<tFr~SION\I, & BUSINESS CARDS : B. J. REDMOND, A T T O U N EY.-A T LAW. POINT PLEASANT, VA. Wff.Ij nmclice in ijasnn, Jackson and Putnam Counties. Prompt "attention olven tothe collection of claims and other bun iucss enfru'sfedtohiti care. ? ? Feb, ItOS-ly. \vM7ji7roMlWs6N~ Attornej at Law, PO'MT. PLE4$.iNT. V'J,, ?WILL practice in Mason aad Putnam coin VV tlus. Prompt attention given to the col leoliymif claims, _ < [Feb. 27, l?63-ly: DR S. Q. SHAW, P Jl T e i CI A ? ' A n'd 8 tl It 0 E 0 .V , ?' * . ' - rpENDF.RS his professional services in the I. public. CalU Iroro jliieonntry promptly attended to. OIKofoa Froiit Street, adjoining BR. JAMES II IIOOFF. , r1 LENDERS Ills prafissiotifii services to tl?o -1 citiieri&of Puint Pleiwant, and viftinity. .. He keeps constantly on Tiand it lar^a supply of drugs, all, paUiUjuystuffb, vnrhisii.Ejifeices cstraftit, pcrtuincry and snspa of all kidfls and patent toetiicirfes and * very superior aitiqji! of T.a?sijpn(jlla. ' ' in! also ha? ?larso stationery toWco, cigars .rflnl anr-xeejlctit ifiiele of pure cidervinetfnr. Ketf.27, 1K6Q.J.V ? -r ? . .. ? .-'A . v*. STl?5NEH.nM,.., Where all operations perlniuinjr to F Dentistry-are performed in tlio (>cst ?/stylo ?or tho iprofefisfon. Terms 'Qatii. Feb. fi. ltfafl.-ly. RaDJiUT S. MGKKL, ~ JIERCHAN'f TAILOR AND OKALi:n IN ? jlteadyr Made Clothing, Clothr.,Cag3imcrs, Vesting GENTLEHEN8 FUR nishihg;gooj)8. Tailors Trimming*;, j-c. .Corner Main and 4th Streets, POINT PLEASANT, VA. Clothing made to order iv> the very best *tyle at tho shortest notice, and nt tho lowest price?. Orders from tin distance solicited. Feb. 27,1862-Jy. ."Mere hunts nnd Mechanics Bank of Wheel! yk* POINT PLKASAN.T BRANCH, CAPITAL $186,000. 0. MILLEn, President, J. P. THOMPSON,Cashier, njnucronf. J. n. McCulloch, A. McCauslaud, C. C. Miller, P. S. Lewis. Discount day Tuesday. February 27, 1862-ly. x S.O.SIinw, .lames Cnpeliart, .Ifhn ileCulinch, Eagle Mills; POINT PLEASANT, |l MASON COUNTY, VA. rPHE Subscriber would iovpectf"lly Inform J 1 the public that he is prepared la furnish J persons m want *?f LUMBER LNT THE ItOUOJI. iw whito Pino l inrli i.rrh. !!/ ;| and aU ^intWe'^; u\?o, Poplar, Oak, jl nnd Yellow Pine, and Plastering laths, Dressed Flooring. Coiling, Casings on.l ' Palings, Ail of which I will sell as cheap, or choipcr jl than they can l?e jjot at nuy other place in tin* rl part, cf thu Con^tiy. . ' jl in connection with Ihoaboro I hare a new I GRIST MILL, which I linn*completed but n short tiino, with II Inreo run of Kronen Mnrrs?one for corn, one |l for custom wheat and tho other expressly for jl ]\Ieroliant work. They can bo run separately | or all together. ? I Jj"Saturday is the day forpriudincf Corn,but !l I can grind,Wheat any day wllrtn I have steam '| up. I clmrgo the oigth for grinding Wheat and 1 the sixth for grinding corn, but will exchange I nt all limes when panics wish to do ho. I Thono living on tho Kanawha rivci, and I 5 corn to i.'v I for Ihopirpo'd of hnving it ground, ur exchan- 1 ged and not wisJ?injr locomo with it, can send ? itdoWnon somoof tho boats with instructions 1 by lotter, and 1 will hnvo ithnuled up to tho I ^lill and hack FREE OF CUAROE. I (ITTho highest market price paid for wlieat, 1 corn nnd logs at all times. ? ' Sr COMSTOCK. I Fob. 27 xiol 1^. PQBTIoAl. ; ^ho Union. ** on* it tbomas a. atoms, [Tie follow iujfoda, written 6ora?yeu?iince by the learned Thomas ? Crimea, onoof tho most illustrious tons of South Carolina, breathe J ? spirit which his couutrymiu of to day would do well to revive.) i Who would sever Freedom's shrine? a Who would dmw the^nvidious lino 7 T - .Though by birth oue spot be mine'. Dear U *11 the r?9t - Dear to me the Bouth's fair land, ' Potr tho central mountain hand, Dear Now England's stormy strand, Doar the prairie*! West. By our altars pun and free, lly our UwVv&wp rooted tree, l)y the dread memory, . . ?tfj- oni?W ashfiigtbii--* 5r our common kindred tsngue, Dy our hopes, bright, buoyant, young, By tho tie of country strong, We will still Jbc wie. Fathers I hare ye bled in vain ? Agcs.Juiust yc droop again ? Maker, shall we rashly stain Blessings scut by Thee T .No 1 receive .our'solcmn tow, Whl'u befyre Thy throuo wo bow, Ever to maintain, as now, "Union?.Liberty 1" [ Thc^rle^t^aznnr^Sallnu'S=^ofrrT- j Exlernally this famous marl had lit le to boost of. lis huge, blank walls,y" crowned with an irruption of squat i douies?like the tbp of a cruet stand?| present n sombre prison-like aspect? : The interior is everything.-. There you have a regular v a lilted to Wn, its streets, alleys, cafes, andfountainslii with bril liant flashes of sunsbino flashing down through,the skylight. Whatn lightilis! | what inky;j?(iaoes! what a soft mysterious j hrtzej Would that Turner had visited 1 Stamboulj Entering an arendo without. anyarchitQoturol prc.tciis.ion3, webioathi) { jja^tmosphwe, loaded with voluptuous, streets, ?jd the eyes leant ou spangled boHlcsof.'akf:gull,' headsember, iv'ory ,?bouy and ooral, Petaisn mirrors nnjJ ofl,tniut?lau combs. Before the coun ter o!* v&ieh tiieee kukk knacks are $s playud, stand' groups of Moslem women 'shopping.". They lead fiy Jhc . hand the ltfvt&ejt ftheruba of cUKUen,* and chaffer with the hairy, phle^Kjftj uAws rnosl sinrSTve tones. .JJow tSTtaliaing tuot.voico# so, silvery should repudiate all converse i with the gioour. The honey-tengued matrons are usually attended by negro duennas, whose dingy oharms the veil! tdsoconceals?surelv asuperflous ward-! ship in thei.r case, for what audacious son of Shi tan would imagine evil against: that grim and odcrous virtue? Some times a lank leggicd, pot-bellied, beard less Neubian enuch acts -the part of guardian angel, and it .is laughable to note tho hideous grimncesj tho scowls which tho faithful shephor.l casts oq tho masculine gender that dares to scrutin ize his ewes too closely. Every street in bazaar has its special purposo. Here, forinstanco, is tho shoemaker's iUtoy, where yellow boots and embroidered slippers aro to be seen in infinite variety of form a^d costlinoss. Tho artistic taste lavished on the slip pers is remarkable. - Moroco leather, silk and velvet, cunning needlework, precious stofics, even, aro devoted to j the manufacture of articles likely to at- | tract the cnpriciouB fancies of tho harem. Our officers eagerly purchased theso I pretty chussures ^for tho enshrinoment of absent little feet, of cottrso and many a ' private soldier hoarded his ponco for the i purposo of transmitting to 'tho girl he left behind him,' a pair of fairy pumps no tustic Cinderella could expect to (it. Turning into a neighboring 'row,' we entor the corporation of dealers in caf tans, panlnlooiiB itc., made of Damascus or of uroussn silk. The colors of Ihcsc habiliments are of the richest, their pat terns whimsical,and tho C09t moderate. No wonder, then, that our young musce dins much frequented ilia nlacu.? Thoy sought after curious dressing gowns ami flashy smoking-drawcrs. We next visit tho jewelers, whoso wares are so disposed in gless cases that tho own ers can korp an cyo upon them without altering r*cs J ttire on tlia dyspeptic divan. Much treasure is stored in tho murky little shops. Dishes of agate, set In gold, and studded With emeralds ,t([>tmlra,hykcinthes and rubios ? spoons of ambe r, i itc.Ucj Willi diamond ami carbuncle, waste their resplendancc in theso gloo my cob webbed cells. Gems are gene roily sot uncut?roughly imbedded in tho gold?Oriontala objecting to rub nwoy points and smooth off angles, for fear of lessoning the carat valuo of tho I sloncs. Thoy regard weight more than shape. Tho mountings aro for the most part course anil heavy, not an attempt at lino tooling. As our English sinters will have no difficulty in believing, jewelry is | tho cardinal" luxury in great me'r^s "liaV? i ems, and vast niches of this kind aro of ten ocoumulatcd on the persons of favor- I ite wives. 1 am told that on tho day I subsequently to the marriage of tho Sul tan's daughter, Faiima, with a eon of tho late Itodschiil Pallia. lliat peerless jjrincess received hor fcnial? acquain B J0 ti\nceg to the oustoma-y bout $( i [meats ?nd oopvcmatlpii wiiJ> lifty . wd BSfflWP ?rorife of discoid:- sad'em eralds sparkling, on her :oyi>l bodies. It must bfl borno in mlr.d. however tU?t in Turkey?a Inod unearned iu.Uio thoor-: ies of Adam Smith and Ricardo, unversed inth?mysteriei of railway stocks and" Scotch Banking-precious stones pctforui duties more important than - thu mere' decoration of tlio wrists end i.ysonis of pifsassiou ^buliaqum. indeed; o'-otajiir jng nsiiioy do, inulium in parvo, bctW easily carried about uud concealed, jc els constit,m?. >a;y desirable frptaaeaia tfyos of capital, .Hence ttyi .?j " ? wjtft ? fow .brilliantaof puro wate secret drawer of lii qujlo as worahljpfut in tho of ghambotil' as ono nf i Miukejc*t-fr Crj^jtry baft; fCW a..nua ter sessions' 'jud?i^nt f.oat.*?v r . (iuardiaun in Cons(?m"tnopl?. Phiioppona. , ^ We believe this pleasant ^Busemec' for boys and (fiila, and sttn^m'tls those of a more mature nge, orijmiauj mm1 ninny, where it js culled viel lil phiiijptfc?wjdth- may have; been igtDofouf word, to'which wa have els atiiliiltermination, poena; becaui infers a p'ensii/ or kt feiture''exacted won by the tact or lnaiiag-jnont of tT^nlpg'party. -ijWtli us the. thing mifiisgedvhoweverj i-xcessivafji c' and quiie without >kll|. ?rife J~ ^pfc .propriety, and d.ijif thrift and | Genially, in 6?j philopoerja,, wc-fofg ^ _ oome.rudo iu tlijs hinJ.of tliri ry. . Tho thing is far b.-tier and intljr raftnagad in Gcroianj nto exercise sot^e of ..the i sefuj I ? "f. ilia mind. >V!icj> n r~ DC^ltime' nt.ef haling in together, no advantage , tho olbar until ono of, them nouoces lite word "philpn"tna." ' is the warning th4..r*^gB||ij|A begin- Lot as supp? caija ?uw|S|aiBn5 m w?lk in. tsi the talismaoio word. : lS?he accepts oil'nr to .ivilli in, hu isjost, unlesa sh movesMho bnu by tcllrlig him to go r If she aslisliini. to take off his hut must resolutely keep it on; i( to be ted he must, stand; or, it at table;' should Unnd hira iit>] acctptf, sho wins t some Vin?* off ifei? ifiui game. Both aio I'jercising tflPft^tvita to prevent being caught, and the sport often goes on all the evening. Perhaps the gentleman brings a little present and 6ays: "Knowing that \ should loss my philopoena, I have brought it along? j hero it is." If she is caught off her guard by this smooth speech, sho loses, (or he immediately claims forfeit. If neither wins at tho first meeting, the! sport is continued at the sccon t; and it j may happen that half a dozen parlies meat at the same lime, all anxious to | win of their philopoena partners?so: that tho suenc often becomes ludicrously | amusing. How preferable is this Ger man play to our own. And as the sport derived from philopoena is very inno cent and pretty, we commend it to?tho young folks ol all America. . i Almost Home. This is one of the most joyous cypres- j sions in the English laaguago. The j heart of the long absent husband, father or son, not only homeward bound, but almost arrived, thrill* wilh rap'urous joy . as he is o.n tho point of receiving cm braces and greetings of the dear ones at home. So is it with ilia aged chris tian, as, in the far advance of hia pil grimage, ha feel's that fio approaches tho boundary 1 no, and will soon cross over tho land o I promise. Many of his bust l friends had crossed over before him, and they liavo long been beckoning him upward and onward. They await his. arrival with lire joyful welcome of holy ones. And as tokens multiply on either! liand, that the land of Bculah is r.cor he feels that he is almost homo. Tho ripe fiuit of a long Christian life is about to bo gathered into the haavonly garner.? Few eights on cnrlh are more pleasing; than aged faithful Christians, strong in! the Lord, almost homei Wo have some j such among us, revered and beloved,! stbs?tdBiets ??. l<>*o '<? he tunry, nnd whoso pr..yers bring down blessings on our heauA They spoak of' many frionds, most 01 whom have prece ded them?but tho re union will soon come. UlofsinR* be upon the fathers r.nd mothers in Zion. And . may their mantlet, fall on usl A Washington letter says "the day ol Black Oof.ts is over, or about over, in the Capital. The Army governs?Con gress records its wishes an I expectations. The blackcootcd insn, in tho street, in the cirles, aro nobodiies?arc nothings? and if the constis were retaken liure, it would not bo worth tho Vfhilo lo count orrocordus. This u tho era ol blight I buttons. Wo worship and adoro 0"no-[ lata. V.'ii u.sii: CuiOni!lt. \*i) am lie on Majors; ami Lieutenants. Ilenoa, wo llluck Coits aro all joalnm?and if wo had our way, Oeneral MoClellan would lock up evury mother's aonol the bright-buttoned hosts in camp. Tho moro mud the better for Ihtmi, it would be harder lor thorn to escape," a J'racileal Joke. "ssaldiors in Kentucky aro furious fetic;l jokes, s&J ats esas!4nt!y f lpolc-oui tor subjeota. Ono waa tly proourcdln tlio pci^on of ? new ttr, who had tho charge of aix kWgSy mules. Jehu was also pro it ot' two bottloa of old Bourbcn?a stand in oamp?which a wsg dia ?d, and rosolvodato posses*. JJo Sfatp that tho driver'* prcsonce was i*iedi;noi.t to tbo thoft, ho hit upon Sowing plan to got rid ofhlus: fcjaUin;? tho driver, who vrss busy Jaguis mules,ho aceyatcd liiui wish, jay, old follow, what are }'o\f doing i ?co, toplioil John, gruffly, polled tli.t Wj&ujal ...? .hero la a follow h'red here j E? 3'on'chl, vrTii> burrlc^ all tlio tuuloa Korsos brought In after tattoo." j ntoulo drtvor bit At onco, and wan ..Teoow whero tho "hair dresser" himself. Whereupon bo was di J .to General Nclaou'a tent, with ss,aranco that thero wan whoro tho ,7 lhuog out.1 Euy tan't luibtuko tho man,' Sunt tho ,)ho is a lavgo fellow, and puts on a icribg light of airs, lor a man in( usiness. Ho will probibly rofuso^ l it, and toll you to go to tho dovil Ifca't mind that; ho has boon drink tp'-day. Make him come out nuro.' Shi?posted off, and cnterim; tho taut roovr Jfcpolcon of tho 4th division ' < deep revbrie, probably eonsidtr he moat expeditious method of ex ; tho rebel Bucknor from his na o, sluppod liim oil tho back with b-mi Olden t to annihilate a man of or *ry siw, Springing to his foot, tM fcraldfcccor.tod tiia uuinvitcd guoat ;r, "Woil, air, who aro you, and what f devil do you want?" )ld hOsa, l'vo got a job for you nowfl .tpnlcs to bo carried, and rignt^ptt, said the captain of mulea, notu'ug noted at .the flushing eye of tho Gou si.: ? i"Do you know whom you aro addres n? (itr' abkud the indignant oom lanilcr. . J?bu, elevating bis voico o a [.itch which rendered tho wordaau ?lo a square 9ff, "you are tho fellow ii by Unolo Sim to oloan mules, and ron't Jittio &ny. foolishness. Clean ''' i and meivoaott a <!??* ol "i.Ti<r Ge'tieraVnow porfeetly furious, "I am liberal isulson commander of thiB Di visloo!" .... Jehu placed tho thumb of his right hand against his noso, and extending his fiocors waved thorn slowly, in n taannor supposed by some to bo indicative ol ^Tho'Guneral's sword leaped from its scabbard, and Jehu from tho tout just in time to anvo hiBhoad. , Our boys drank tho "big mulo dri verhealth in Bout'boo. Tho story soon got out and is uaw tho joke of the season. ?ZrThc Home Journnl publishes the following snneedoie of General Scott: Ji? tba heut of ono of the most draper ale battles in Mexico, the Oen?rul-suw a crilical point whero an adventago was likely to be lost, oxcept by o prompt, tUOvgh milier dangerous movement.? lie galloped up to one ol iho officers ol a volunteer corps, and gave tho order.? Tlifl man was willing enough, but,while L'ath'ermg up hi? reigns, he remsrked in the innst savory drn?l of \ ankre ilialect. "Well it does soffl) to lite th?l 1 coal'l h.ive done it hotter n litilc while ago. ?'Sir," thundered out tho General, tho words aro doeB and have. You liavo hut twenty minutes to live, an I fo r God s s:>ke don't die with such horrible dentin 'iaiion in your mouth!" end Waving Ins Imnii lo ihe Kstouialieil cuptain, wi'.h im nerutivo repittitieii ofhis order by pature the ipletidid horseihuH gullope j off to lol jow up his victory in another crisis ol (he'bv.tl Tub Boston ohurehaa of tho first olnaa liavo felt tho effects of tho war 'ho past year. Upon inquiring wc find'that the anuual rooelpla of tomo city churches havo been diminished a thounand dollars, und In olbnrs the^fa|llm'."ff r-aehoi hi Seen Kunuroa"SiilTara, while Uic expenses liavo been thonamo as in previous years. In several instances tho deficiency (has been inti'do up by tho liberality of mem bers of tho society. This lallin- olt ?t income, and the consequent dopr<y|i|ition in per irapcrty^ave^ttg^est+d-.thctiuw:. af t?o or more ohorehes of tho saiue de nomination in tho central or western por tion of tho city. Should tho politio.nl troubles continue, thcao new combina tions will bcoomo niatirs of necessity. At loastflfteen churches in thiacity belong, inc to five tifferent soola would woll l>o ?pared, and the regular attendants would find amplo accommodations in tho ro maiulng ohurohoo. A minister note I for ooinbin;nji the 'somewhat inoongruous prufasainns ol n presohcr nn I money lender, ??? olhir ingn prayer, in which was the petition. 1 flrant thnt wo..rosy have much inoio interast in heaven!" "Don't <lo It." Tlio old s'liner ((Ms fivo per cent, a ino iih end ihut ia cnoujli, thu Lotd well knows!" Snp?r>. tltkin. !, Supmiiiiou^iUwi.h * m?u'? Itfe before Ms bfpilt. zad tjocs tsdl p?jt with him at death. To ttoteimioe the >cx ol an unborn child, |l(|p; ,f w,ll|( it, to eat Upiehuulder of muiloti a Wnii bladebone before llio fire nil it is to tar charred that jour ibruat in ,/0tfa'ccs through the thinnest port; put ? ?rin, through the two holes so made, and tie in a knot; then L?ng-(he bliidebotio ly 1 the stnng upon a naiFcHsiJe (he houft l-.n,"" B? 10 ,J' IVsCofthtH/M p .fjou ignorant of the eliortu who n ii.o mornlag will bo ccx ol the eiiifd ? que., o'o. This wn. uicd om Lo..?e urbero the i;r,t comura ^ moment, but/ " .TOl roroKinws .4?t euteKd, hn l, ?i*>ce|ia Tot< it l, ub' " m?b cbilil thai (V|i* bom, | io be born with acniil i, lucLy. A , bo'",?? t"irislm?s day, or in cliimo hours, will.be ?blo to see spirits. Born .on ? Sunday,* gem),,,,,,,,,; Hor'l ?n a Monday, fair jo face; Born on a rue.day full of gtaoc, Boin ob a wedncsday.'iour and iji'um; I Born on n Ihursdny, woloomu home; Born on a *rid?y, f?0 j? Kivin?: Born on a Saturday, woik hard for jour living. A May baby h aliayn sickly, fou ' 1. \ 7' "J!0" w'/l nover renr it.? j it Bnrf l? cr?, ,i?, wh?n ,lle is not in it. and the child will die. Chidrcn vttli much down upon their amis or henda we born lo be rich. A child that does', not cry tit babtism is loo Rood to live.? ! ?n<nV| ? I 11 nre bn!'t'=otl together, and ho girls are taken to the font before 'lie boys, the boys will have no beards wlion tljcy are men. Persons bailed Agnoi always g0 lnadi ,f ? c|lil(l>( fin< ger nails nro cut before it is a yenr old, it Will live.to lien thief. K you wj,h well to your friend', child, you must give it, when it first comes to your house a oake, a I,ttle sal', n?j ef,g. .Whcn ft child has llio thrush, say the eighth ,1 *:ilni over it throe timos doily for three dap; or yon may cntcli a duck, ?ml ho.! I its bill wide open in iho child's mouth. Iho cold broath of tho duck will cause thn disease slowly and ?iir?tv o deport, Whopping cough never will be taken by a child tlml hag ridden upon f X'i i l0Q.lT?r WA3 iii fash Ion this belief yielded a part-of his in case to the bear owner. Roost mouse "SffV^ViUf:l3lMJ -A-xnnitmiuVvrt jn. lant should bo carried through alloc): ot , eP ?' i"l?' out of tho ful l, early in the morning. The weaning of a child fclmuld bogm on coo I Friday. It an unmarried porson happens to bo placed at dinner between man and Wife, that promises marriago within thn year, vvlion youliriiBco tho moon iq the now year take ofT one stnckinj; niid run to a stile, there you will find lucked under your groat toe, o hnir of tho same color us your lover's. The fird t-U Uid by II pullot is the luckiest thing n man can prosNit to hti ewffei heart. ifn must never i!o courting on Friday. In some Lnnca.1iIrn villages they pur.ua homo with poker and to?g, an I tln-kotilj mu Hcwhoaver break, thi, rulo. If the fire burn, brightly when it Ii poked, tlieab soiit lover is in goo,I spirits. Persons about to marry, when thay mot a male acquaintance, uro dosircd to rub their id bows. \\ hon a newly married ebiiplo ilrs como home, brinp in a hen and | rn.k'e ,t cackle. A maiden who de.ires I to.know whidli of hor lovors really ear.B , tor lior, names each as alio throws an p I jde pip into the fire; if I ho pip cracks the ; love is hearty. A girl shelling peas, ! whe n she finds a pen pod with nine pn ,s 111 it,.must lay It on tho threshold of iim kitchen door; the first bachelor who crosses it will love lior. Two people on Iho point of lieiiiK married should first loosen all the knots and ties about the ir ; clothes and afterward procoed to fasten ihein agnin privately. D? sui-c" when you got innrtie l^hat you don't go in at I ono door an I out at llio oilier. Which ever sleeps first on iho marriage ni^ht ! will bo uio first to die. | At church i II.?y tali, g00(| |iccj ?r , tha preacher's text knowing that nil lextheard .in church will have to bo re peated on the Judgment diy. If the clock strikes while iha teat is being civ on, death may be expeete'd in the puath. Ofcourse.I m?y know ilmt it ia.nnln^ it> H,?i h ei'dVet, OrCuu-,1' cmknis tiling lucli to n houso, hut cat holes iiilii* war hi* ed (.fnCliinge of those who deatroy tlieui. I may know, too, that if I kill a l**t!? it is sure to rain, that 1 inuetnutiet n fcMhor-Sol bo turned on Son Uv tf I wi?l) loke':f .wy luck, <J:?| nnic -rig .in Monday hasten, angi-r, Lut that if I tno' te an Sundiy Mvrning foul tig, | ? hall oiij^y my own trua leve toevorlai* tier. To druem alwut ih I la ly, 1 niuU ?tick dine jmiis into the bladob<im> ol n rnlibit nil f put thiia un lor my piilow. ?So there at ;*i now uut voie ouuetroing courlship. H.vJ""Mrs. 8nrigg?, will you bo liolpod to . place ol' the turkey?" ?\Ys. t?v dear Mr. Williams. |' will." 'What yotl nr,.tv.f, Jfr<i RpHgg J' '1 will have th-j 'twn wlifg?, a eanpli' ?};n. log*, a portion of tliu byoott, a lit'h r i vy, and . saukige oi two tiro to I, jin with?ns I have felt ?ery Ud'wullall day!' I have eery little raipoct fur the ties,of ihi. woil I, a. tho ro^uo sdd when tl.u rope was put around hit nuk. I" * -- ? V I TK._ , ?Vow-We'll-1A th? p*Mioni drops Qutotty binding iliiwn 1ier tWk; " Kfl ewoel word their doffing'*Kpt? Huch times. Jf or?r, women wtep. A true) tone hat itjrred the tide 01 deattiloiswatert in horheart: All ot Ver tones had failed betilde; Tho itipeluous ebbing to impart. Women wei-p, and well lliey may, When im'iijjWtlirtfcri'nl jiierea-ika 'breast! (I cry>olF?4 f'l;m day I, i)aj; : A ? iiat from Toiwii't sharp unrest. jjrwsa plainly; the thinnest soap buble* *"L t!iV frenSfsi colcta. pnrtr??>npirr. CREniT-^A witn prorfsfon by wVtols rouilat>!e>*nDil iherifls get a living. A mart of sonno may noli disjoin arti fico, jubt oa a man of known wealth may vonturo appear tn a plain garb . UVKjrSorrow oonicn soon enough with out despohdonpv; it docs a man. no good In .r?W$t atound a li|ilLloniDj?rad_tO at tract Iroutdo. YTflmiti no'ir 'rnly| commum) *nti| they tmro rWon then prc^Bi^ciJ Vo It in biWovfd by military nton in Wiilhington that limnMHs will bo cm# untcl by IhtTreblat ns Bowling Green Iks boon. Gcolopista will firi'l aremnrkablo Cur* oiity far .their caliioot^ii Furl Laftyelli; u gonernl Stone. jf^rTho trlceful lanph nfhappy oTiil dron in tbo best liomo music. and tho graceful fiyuro of obildhood ar* iho boat Btatnary.? /ffTliv Pm timid, n horse put liia foot through.n lady's hoop,skirt, and to ex tract it throe men wore required to bold tho horsonnd two tobold tho lady.* /As people pprwiklo tho floors heforo theyliwcop thorn. no uonm lodios aptinklt their busliaoda with liars in order to sweep ossl) out of tboif pockots. R^'Illnstratod with euts,' as ho drew bit pneket knife aoror.n t1?o leaves of hi* ?r)iwniar. 'Illustrnted;with ents,' sai? tli# Boh<iolm#*lo', aB he drew bia rod'R" nrcUin- ;' I Pn*m.?Wml f'lt, nndlltip'?es1:" fedi wiih^ith to obin'n it. ia prayer, ond w't' out ilii-se qiolificationa, wbatcv >r 1? ?o called is nothing but cdf-decsit ? nnd lying to Go(i. i The Govcrnroont designs oitablisbins 0 daily lino ofstoamrirs to rim from 01(1 Point, Roanoke ind Port Hoyal. This must greatly fiinilitiilo military opera ' tion on tho Southern coast. ! The I/ondnn Timet sajt ""Sapolcon must toon disarm orel??''?ond hit-arm 1 ies In Enron*," and the London F'??. Irotflarks: "Tho fnsnciai ?nr which wo have us?cd "vith Franco is al an end, the vict ory ineonteatlhly faoura. In pro pSriilieas ct in hattlot. in finantet ?? ! writ i?? in Inutilities, it is (ha weakarpojf rr whioh bresks ifown,1 A volan'eer wlm prld?s himself ?j?on the I'omsstic arte l?c bs^leariUHl darii'j ou.ipiif't. wilt"' home to advise tho giils not to ta in a hurry t? mnrrr, let tlie .boys will ho home in a short um?. nnd lli?T can Lrond Uushnn^s tnEt rno c.ook watk nnd inn, nnd lo general housework "rwork >n the garden, or run orran.'? for iheir wives, ? T)nn'i lei your children learn go"(l and Lad things indiscriminate]*. To be ^rc, th? bail nii^hl b* er^dicRtei in 1 after'roars. Vut iti* ??siert? sew qlsaA f, 8 I than to cleanse ilirty wheBt. The Riohirond Ki<|urre? invs t1>? ioinh cm people cn* raia - "nv arucle ?' ^ ir.|!us'ry. Why don': thoy rjiM^tlil liloeka1!*? Frij'lfi'ck the Gr"(?t sft r a very ter rible eniiaecnient, hs' sd l.ii> ? (Hi ere who bch.ived 'he intrepM'y d?t4ng |hb 0ni.a incut?" Tho prcfi'rencc wl? Riv; rn t'i hit' ? 'If- "T0" nr(' mie'sken," replied the linyr, ' ihe bo'dcBl felloxv ? W rinc the oonteK, an-l he i'id not va'.y U note <Iur'n i the while lime." Amrthg'.he?iifnltfranl ''gnsjof the t mea in oomni ? rr in I eir> lor i the rap J ? liiife ill the pri,-e> (if ?? veri'l k:n ?? ofysi>rto?i i<hLi h^?|r ii OpWlgf nppruit,b ti^ when, inktca I of cottoning lo Kins rot ton, the s iverel n people ol (I o Uiilteii Siaios ?ill fin I hinieito of their I unihlo ?ltd iiiubt snbtfistlvo !ol>jecls.-^[PI^?. I'roiia. i The 17'ivcriinVrnt has now five (loot in , ba't' r'e? nearly iomnlB*d,!?peo; Poa liontfor twenty, iron ti iiin formiilahle rnxlnns ate levly, bmI c<ntrsrt? will ? rou b? tU an nil'. When Ihcio twenty tit-e bat'ori*> arr ronfly for liotio". ?ll of the furta sfirod b>' flic rebels will bo ??? ,ilT r?|?k?n. ar'l tl"! f??e??>ionista will (inl llmt iboio Knn safuty, os well at na test, for .1 a wiolied A..V altMnpt waa niada, the othar.day, to bum the military prison in LouieviHa, In wliioh 177 rebel prlsouoraare ooufltiei ,'J'hii at temp' diJ'nt tuoceod. ?