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CiVADAM. Wo oannot resist the temptatioo of pub lishing the following laughable occurrence, although it has a slight tiugo of profanity in it. It shows (bat theru ia "something in a name." We doubt not our miuisters and eburoh-goers, will enjoy it hugely.? No one can read it without enjoying a Loarty laugh: Up in Hoanc ounty, at Spencer, they j b??o a man named George (Jaudam. Mr. Qaudam is a church deacon. At a recent meeting, aftur the sermon was over, the prcachcr announced that a collection would be taken up, and said: Gaudam you pass the plate." This sounded very much like "cussing" and created considerable merriment in the1 congregation. If wo wero that fellow, we would hare our (iaudam name immediately changcd to something more reverential. Stays wero first invented by a brutal butcher of the thirteenth century as a pun ishment for bis wife. She waa very loq uacious; and finding nothing that could cure her, he put a pair of stays on her iu order to takeaway her breath, and so provent, as bo thought, her talking.? This cruel punishment was inflicted by other husbands, till at last there was hard-1 ly a wife in all London who wbb not con demned to wear stays. Tbo punishment bccame so universal at last that the ladies in their own defence made a fashion of it, and so it has continued to tbo present day. Tbo English Court of Queen's Bench was recently engnged in gravely discuss ing the cffect of a sear upon the forehead received by an actress in a railway collis-' ion. The counsol for the railway compa ny suggested that the matter was entirely j too sentimental for the consideration of tbo Court, but Mr. Justice Blackburn said it was a serious thing for an actress to have a disfiguring mark upon her fao<\? Lord Chief-Justice Cockburn dwelt upon the lady's professional career, without dwelling particularly upon the tear upon hor face. Tbo Court supported tbo ver dict, which gave the lady ?8,000 dama ges. ? ? t An American tourist has been distin guishing himself iu Ireland. Mr. Fitz benry, Boston, has run away with Miss Agnes Barry, only daughter of Newton Barry, lato M. P. of tbo county of Wex ford, Ireland. Miss Barry, financially considered, is a prize of the first-class, as as sfao is possessed of ?300,000 which she inherited from one of thoso dear old uncles of whom one reads in novels. The father, of courso, refused to consent; but tbo lov ers rao away to Killarney and wero made ono. Tapa has now, of course rejected, forgiven the happy pair, and all, we may now hope, will go as merry as a marriage, &o , 4o. An ingenious drug store clerk of Clovo land, who is a chemist in disguiso, has dis covered a new Buicide article that not only makes him famous, but it will save fuuer al expenses, and entirely dispenses with Coroner's and their juries and robes, sen sational newspaper reporters of the press urc of describing corpse. Tbo article is a combination of powerful chemicals, and when iubalcd, changes the entire body, j clothes and all, into gases in an instant,; leaving no traccs of the victim, not even ' the life insurance policy being left. Sev eral person are missing and it is feared that the clerk has been experimenting on them. 4 Historical records shows that up to 1, 632 there were no horses in New Kngland; and their introduction into New Nether-j land?now New York?occurred during tbo administration of Gov. Von. Twiller, in 1033-38. Trumbull's "History of Connecticut" mentions the horse as accom panying emigrants from Massachusetts to that State, Oct. 15, 1636. The first horse seen in Canada was brought to that country from France, in a ship which ar.! rived at Tadoussac, June 20, 1617. It is estimated that there are now in tbis country 8,000,000 burses, valued at! between two and thre thousand millions of dollars?a sum ample to pay the national debt. ? ? 4 ? At a recent very successful seance cf spiritualists in Cincinnati, a man buret in' to tears when the medium described very accurately a tall, blac-eycJ spirit standby by him with light side whiskers, and his! hair parted in the middle. "Do you know him?" inquirod a man at hissidoin a sym pathetic whisper. "Know him, I guess I' do," replied the unhappy man, wiping hi.i eyes. "He was engaged to iny wife. II ho hadn't died ho would liavo been her husband instead of me. 0 George, George," he murmured, iu a voicc choked with emotion, "why did you peg out!" A Connecticut boy rccoivcd a dollar for learning 800 Bible verses and has bought ? with it a handsome deck of lionen-laek cards. I'OLAK REGIONS. Intensely cold, stormy, aud ice-bound is all nature is at the Artie Circlo, there are cvideuccs in multiplied forme to prove that the climate in those inhospitable abode of tho white bear and walrus wait once as mild, warm and delightful as the island of Cuba. Vegetable production! of the roil 80 an cicnt wc have no data to reckon from, are abundniit. These grew luiuriantly where it is almost impossible to sustain Pither plants or animals with all the appliances of art, and from their structure are parti cularly fitted for a tropical climate. This statement requires no proof, since the ar chives of geology verify them by preserv ed specimens in the rocks, the land and ; caverns of tho frown North. What force produced the change from a mild to a tcriflio region of storms in their most fitful exhibitions of resistless fury?? The polarity of tho earth must havo been :suddenly changed. Fred. Douglass and Ling a ton are set down iu the papers as not loving each otb. or overmuch. This Langston is an unre I liable, nearly-whito fellow, with considcra ! blc ability at phrase making and not much seuso. Ho is evVr lastingly in search of I office, and Douglass, who is a well-ordered man, with a round head, is reported to havo gone to President Orantand snubbed Langston's aspirations. Langstou's notion was that tho colored race should havo some Cabinet position, beoause it had voted fur Grant, and ho had constructed himself in to the representative of the colored raoo as aforesaid. Douglass had senso enough to know that color is a pretty uicao qualifica tion, except for matrimony, and that Laug ston would make a donkey of himself in whatever position he could get. Fred. Douglass comes from the Eastern Shore of Maryland, and has a good njslery nature about him. He opens up well.?G't\ Coin. The Norfolk, Va., Jcurmil states that the shipments of oysters from that port to Europe aggregate from 3,000 to 4,000 bar rels monthly, and that the trade is constant ly increasing. The Journal says: "Near ly all the oysters arrive there in good con dition, and the Liverpool dealer is so much pleased with tho success of his venture, that ho has written to double the quanity sent him, and expresses the opinion that he will bo able to dispose of a much larger quani ty as the season advances. Somo of tho oysters sent arc small; intonded for roplan tiug in English waters; others are large and luscious, ready for tho table of the epicure and fit to tempt the palate of an Epicurus. This foreign oyster trade is destiued to form an important feature in our com merce." A Paris Street Scene?"Dear lady,'' said a child exposing a toy for sale, "buy I this." "What is the price?" "Judge your self, madamc; I havo eaten nothing to-day." This is dramatic enough to make the for tune of three English dramas of the peri od. Potatoes arc so scarce and dear through 1 out Irelaud that tho governors of the var ious county jails have been directed by tie iuspectutor general to substitute for the regular dictof the prisoner a ration of bread one timed a week. Keep sober and then you can talk straight. One of our druggists was quite surprised the other day to hear a fellow inquire if he had any of "Mrs. Soothlow's Winsling Slyr'p." The great joiner?tho lawyer; he can replace a tenant, iuipanncl a jury.box a wit ness, bore the court, chisel his client, au gur the gaius, floor a witness, nail a case, hammer the desk, file bis bill, and gouge the whole couiuiuuity. Mkdicai, Remarks ?"Cure! I believe, you can cure nothing,unless it be bacon," said an irrasciblc individual who was quar relingwith hisfamily physician "In that case," said tho doctor, "I should bo most successful with ycu as a paticut." The Vandcrbilt of Mclborne is known as "Uig Clarke." He enjoys an income of over 81,000,000 yearly, wbioh ho lias gained as a butcher, glazier and ushurer, ho spends next to nothing, aud luuches daily off the cheapest rcsturauts Tho total revenue derived by tho gov ernment from brewers was ?37,306,800 from the cluse of 1802 to the oloso of 1870, In 1863 the total was 81,028,933,82, and iu 1870, ?6,319 126. 90 iV Connecticut farmer having an elephant on his hands iu the shape of 1200 bushels of apples, for which there were no market, "settled the matter by feeding them to his cows? at the rato of one bushel per day ?with very satisfactory results, securiug a largely increased How of milk." Many farmers are feeding their surplus crop of apples to their cows Like sweet potutcs, sweet upples, thus given, increase the quantity and improve the quality of the milk. One Missouri editor says of another, that "Lis bend would do for an awoiog to a lei) story wholesale hog-packing establish a.eut." i A million dollars in gold, according to tbo figures at tbe uiiut, weighs just two tons. A railway bridge is to bo built over the Kbiue, at Wesel, wbicli will have, with it* viaducts at either cud, a total length of about a mile aud a half. A lady fairly posed us tbe other night' by askiug us tbe simple question, "When is a fish crazy?" and assured us that it was I only when tbe aforesaid fish was in seine. I "Mamma says it is not polite to ask for I cake," said a little boy. "No," was the reply: "it docs not look ; well in little boys to do so." "But," said the urchin, "she didn't say : [ must not uat a piece if you gave it toi , uie." A new branch of industry has been start I ed in Florida, which bids fair to prove ex > Deeding remunerative. It is the niuuufac lure of feather flutters that will not fade or I change color under any circumstance's.? | The flowers are made of tbo plumage of the i white heron, while the leaves are taken ! froin the paroquet. They are usually rich and attractive. Ata recent wedding at Muskegon, Mich, tbo bride was adorned with diamonds to the amount of $50,000. The groom sport ed two volitaircs on bia. virt front, valued i at 88,000 each. An old garnieitt recently purchased of a ragman wis run through the paper mill at Kuton Rapids, Mich , and a roll of bills, | supposed to amount to about $800, was < cut into bash. A man hearing of auothcr who was a hundred years old, said contemptuously, ! "Pshaw! wbata fuss about nothing. Why i if my grandfather was alivo ho would be 150 years old." Tbe Order of Independent Odd Fellows J has 4,000 lodges scattered over tho States and Territories of tbe.Union, with a mem ship of 850,001), and increasing at tbo rate of 30,000 per year. , i A lady wiflied to havo her husband's life i insured iu a Boston olHco the other day,1 and gave as a reason that sho wanted eith er a husband or some money, "she didn't caro which." She never exported both at tbe sarno time. An Iowa man recently died from swal lowing a pocket-knife and injurious medi oal troatiueot combined. He got along very nicely as long us the knifo was olos ! cd, but when the doctors gavo hint opening | medicine, it killed him. Very recently a gentleman who had just taken his residence there described Phila ! dclphia as a city where "a family can buy ! wo fried oysters and a cent's worth of kin dling wood." For quiet people be thought it was the best city to live in of wbicb he ; bad any knowledge. | n Are Yoii Going Weal? If so. take our a'!vice, anil purchase your rickets over llie old reliable and popular Miauwrl Pacific ItBilriiml, winch is piisi j tivklv, tlie only Line that runs three Daily I Express Trains from St Louis lo Kansas City | unit the Wesi! mid is, positively, the only Linn wliirh runs Pullman's l'alace Sleepers anil fine dar Coaches (especially lor movers) eq uipped with Miller's Safety Platform and the I'ateut Sleam firake ritox St. Louis to Kansas City, Ft. Scott, l'arioiii, Lawrence, Leaven worth, Atchison, St. Joseph, Nebraska City, Council lllutls and Oiuulia, without channel? For information in regard to time tables, rates, 4 c , to any point in Missouri, Kansas, Ncliras | ka, Colorado, Texas or California, call upon or : sddrens J. F Thompson, Ageut, Missouri IV ' citic Railroad, Chattanooga, 'l'eitn , or Atlanta, | Oa.j or E. A. Ford, Qcn'l l'asseni{er Agent, St. Louis, Mo. No trouble to answer questions! | feb 2!>-ly. DR.CROOK'S WINE OF TAR! Ton TpanofMiiMlfl (callinxiiniYod I n .('link's Winrof r.irli>liuvi!iiiiiri) merit than nn.v similar pre|>aratl<>neverofl'eritl to llio public. It In rlcli In tho medicinal f|iialltlt9oI Tnr, nnil iinenuiiled for diseases of thu Throat A i Lane*, perlormlnu tho mostremnrknliliieuri's. It I effectually curesnllr?s;tis 1 ?ml Colds. It lias eureil n> mnny eases <if Anthnia nnd lirouehMla, ileu.lt has becu pronounced a speetflo (or Iheso com plaints. ror Pains In the llrrnat, Kltlu or llark. Gravel or Kldner 't"f ?aiiOtdlsriisiwultlii'slrlii* ory Orirniis, JaniHllee, oran> MverOoiiiplalui | II liru unequal. I If la also a superior Tonir. Restore* Ilic Appetite, Strengthen* Ihe Njstem, Restore* the Weak and Debilitated, , fsiisn I lie I'oimI to Illicit, Removes Dyspepsia and Indigestion, , 1'rcvciil* JIularlolu levers, 1 Gives tone tojonrSjsteui, ! TiTrToTnV ? That Pole, Yellow, Sicily-looking Shin Is cliniitft'd to "no til freshness and nonitb. Those IHmchm1* of the Skin, I'lmplcs 1 i'ltMtiVs IColflH* nnd I'.rnplIoiin urfl | removed. Seroftiln, ttrroftilouN IHMcnuca or lite Kjcs Wliitc Kwciiliii;, Hirers Old fc'orej* or any kind of ilutnor rapidly dwindle and disappear under It* Influence. | In fact It will do you more good, and euro you more >iu "?!lly tliau any And all other preparations combined. WUt U it? It Isnn i iuuj'sowii restorer! A soluble oxyd of iron I combined with tho medicinal probities of | 1'oke Koot divested ol all dlKaurecuble quali ties It will euro any (lironic or Long* Mnoilinur Disease whose real or direct 1 cause in tiad blooit, Itlicimiitiittii, IV.Ius In Minim or StmicK, t'oiiNlllulloiiN bro ken donn by Mercurial or other jm:Im>ijs, are all cured by It. Kor SypbllN, "I \V|>bi III It* (nut, tlx re in nothing ii|Ual to It. A ! trial '.iill prove It. AN 14 KOIt lilt. ci'ooii s roiiroixo hymv or 1*0141. hvoi. HENRY BOERTZEL IIKA Kit IN FRESH AND SALT MEATS, Point Pleasant, W. Va. 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Teacher's Examination*. rpilE RKOITLAR EXAMINATIONS OF I liie County Superintendent of Public School". will In' held si Point Pleasant upon ihe first Raiurdiiv of ?aeh month al I nVInk EST VIRGINIA UNIVEBSITY. 1871-72. The last Catalogue shows an attendance of 1*1 StudenU at tin* Iastilution. Five di?!iuct Department* of Instruction, willi a full corps of competent Professors. Tho Ancient and Modern Languages: Mathe matics, pure and applied; Lo^ic, Rhetoric,the Sciences, 4c., Ac., carefully and thoroughly taught. Practical Chemistry, and Physics, illustrated by appropriate apparatus. Special advantages for the study of Geology. A good Library, Extensive Cabinets of Min eralogy, Geology and Cunchology, together with many specimens in other departments of Natural History- Fine buildings; beautiful and healthy location,good society. Fall Tmm begins September 6th, Winter, December 6th. Spring, Mirch 20th. Com mencement, June 20ih. Boarding from $1 to t' P?r week. 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