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■I A* : ■ ♦ * . : l u <♦ A A A & 2.4 SB ■P MIDDLETOWN, NEW CASTLE COUNTY, DELAWARE, SATURDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 17, 1868. NQ. 42. VOL. I. E. R. COCHRAN, ilKALKR IN GRAIN, LIME, FERTILIZERS, &c. Middlotown, Delaware. W ILT, par the highest cash price* for all kinds of Grain. Will sell Lime os low ns the lowest. Will sell No. 1 PERUVIAN GUANO, $90 per Ton. Ellis' Fertilizer, $56 per Ton. BHODES' PHOSPHATE, $50 per Ton. BAUGH'S B AW BONE PHOSPHATE, $56 per Ton. BAUGH'S CHICAGO BONK, $50 per Ton. Baugh'B Chicago Blood Manure, $50 per Ton. SOLE AGFNT, at Middlrtown, for the Kin« of Super Phosphates, viz:—MOKO PHILLIPS. Gknuink ImpRovrd. The Bkst Phosphate for the money in this or any other market. The Price is not reduced, and neither is the quality of Hie Manure. The retail price is $56 per ton—$6 in a ton of Phosphate is a small item, when weeon * extra peek of wheat to the acre, at 'iU more than pay the extra $6, te of 200 Iks to nuke the extra ly other Phosphate, and growth of grass It contains in sand and less plaster tha vider that present prices, applying the Phosphate at the i the acre. I will guarantee it to ]*eck of wheat, o\ also to make a he wheat than fier the • No. 1 • oth U v strength. has •me others, there!» of Moro Phillips' trial to eon Tliat all I have said Phosphate is true, requires only rince the most sceptical. T in doubt to John P. Cochran, Esq. who tons each fall, I would refer pers ys nfIv to Win. Wood, or Wni. ft it a fair trial rltoni have give! side by side ivitli oilier Phosphates. A liberal dednetio " ' casli dealers or < Of Hie Itaw ll< niervial Manure* have pr rket. gel iheir money lau Phosphates deliv on the Pel tlie Delaware quantities of 5 tons ot A liberal deduction to dubs. Codtrun, both of ill be made to a price T8 of lartre qui IMiosphates Baujrli' red to be the best in s should use the best, and lilies. Cc the rim •1 interest. k with comp« ï* red free of freight, at any it ware Rail Rond, oi Chesapeake waters. stuti lauding • • upwards. Send in your f ordcrs eairly. August«, 1868.—3m. IstiKX Gkfick, Waiiukston. Va. Moro Phillip«. August Htli, 1868. Dkah .Siu :—I wrote you last yea y in regard of vour Phosphate, and bqjjjj;||t a ton, which I *«.\red on ten acres of wtywf; I also purchased oilier Fertilizers, and put llte same quantity on. 1 have just thrashed my w heat, and delivered it el the depot. I hauled with a ' twenty-four bushels at a lt»ad. will» your Phosphate on it. ' 1 ushels. ) 140 lbs. mo»** .. sequence is, y tily in this neighborhood, as to me f«»r yolir add res pamphlets, and I tyjll distrib i»g beat and the eiglied. ( the than the other. The« 14 1. will jell this fall qm • have it ml » them tor von. J. \Y. FINKS. TIMELY HINTS TO ALL. H OW many Iiuva lost a father, mother, bro ther. sister, or an innocent little prattling child, and have not even a shadow of resemli lam c to look upon. After the separation some little U»y or a trifling ar'iele is often kept for years, and cherished as a token of roinemhenince. llow* much more esteemed and valuable would l»e one of Horning's Perfect Photographs, of the loved and lost. The • who the features that friend has been r« c often hear the exclamation hat would I d«*cs not take plcusur« gazing «1 wl»e of a friend, moved by dentil, with an express}« not give for su« h a picture of my friend. Beailcrs. perhaps you cannot do a better thing mind is upon the subject, then take an wo and visit Horning's Gallery, then -•ou may, at some future jhmmocI, have reason to teel grateful for these gentle hints from JOHN M. HORNING. Miildletown, Dél. gret ; O ! now y hour ( Tnc best memento that y Or leave Is the litc-spcuking picture taken i Far better tin July 11 -tf can supply, die, health, all of earth's fading wealth. valued friend when v FOR SALE. 75,000 Healthy Reach Trees E MBUACING all the idijoke market and fam ily varieties. Hale's Early, Troth's Early, Early York, •ford's Early, Moore's Favorite, Mary's Choice, Mixon Free, Reeves' Favorite, Will be ready for planting in the fall of 1868. or Spring of 1869. Red Rarerijie, ï Stuiiin the World, j (tfawtord's Late, j Ward's Late, I Hinoek Free, j ('rocket White, I Vandyke's Favorite, ! Last of the Season. «' Apply to K. R. COCHRAN, or CHARLES ADAMS. Middletown, Del. August 8—6m. Farmers, Your Attention!! OT1CE that the PENINSULAR MACHINE WORKS have "resumed labor," and par ticular attention will be given to repairing Pen .itigton k Hussc.v'b Reapers, Horse Rakes, Thresh * ' nd Horse lowers of all kinds. A lot of 8n hand. Farmers, look to your •N ers, ' perior Reapers iulerst«, and purchase Reliable Machinery "made at home," where you ein have your repairing done promptly and reliably, aud at the shortest notice. JpH" All work warranted equal to any offered, July 26 -tf J. THUS. 11UDD, Aaent. .COAL! COAL!! COAL!!! O VK HUNDRED TONS of the celebrated "SI OAR NOTCH" LN.IHOH COAT, lift* Im loading at New Castle, and will be ready for de Mondav next, Ihe 17th Instant, continued strikes in the mining regions have al ready advanced the Price of Coal, nn,<J give jiromise of High Rates the coming season. Now iR the time, therefore, for Consumers to lav in a JE. T. EXT ANS, Middletown. Del. livery Tb. supply. Aug. 15—tf M RS. S. M. HATCH intending to leaving Mid dletown. requests all persons indebted to her to settle their accounts. All Bill remaining unsettled on the 20th of Octolier, will be placed in an officer's Hands fbr collection. ; Oct. 10—2w. NOTICE. BARGAINS, BARGAINS, Cash Buyers Look to your Interest. S. R. STEPHENS & Co. H AVING opened their New Cush Store, in Middletown, Del. are now prepared to offer to the Public a lurge and well selected Stock of DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, They offer a large lot of CABPETS, Vkiiy Low from Auction. «fee A FINK STOCK OF BOOTS AND SHOES, Cloths, Cassimers, and Ready Made Clothing. HATS AND CAPS, Dress Goods, Tsotions, HARDWARE, &C. Canne«! Fruits, IMrklcs, Sauer*, and all kinds of Goods usually kept in a country store. Having purchased entire stock for cash, prepared to sell at city prices for cash or country produce. Buyers would do well to give us a call. SAML. It. STEPHENS & Co. Middletown, Del. July 4—ly. TO THE FARMING COMMUNITY. to ter of rpiIK subscriber respectful I y calls the attention JL of tho Farmers of New Castle co. Del. and Cecil and Kent counties,Md. to the following list of standard Fertilizers, always kept and furnished to order, at Deluwarc Railroad, or on ware Waters.—Viz: hand, any station on the Chesapeake and Dela RHODES' SUPER PHOSPHATE Moro Phillips' Super Phosphate, Whann's Super Phosphate, ( roasilale'N Super Phosphate, HE WES' SURER PHOSPHATE, COE'S SUPER PHOSPHATE, to of Opposite Depot, Middletown. Del. p And gives him confldenre to solicit a share of the public patronage. # ^Sfr-His Shop is*on Main street, in the house formerly occupied by Joseph i * nvi . * . r A Berger and Butz* Super Phosphate< BAUGH'S SUPER PHOSPHATE, BAUGH'S CHICAGO BONK, PERUVIAN GUANO, PACU'TC GUANO, llO DUN DA GUANO. E. T. RYANS, July 18—if BOAVJ^Ii'S COMPLETE MANURE, MA.VLFACTÜRKD MY HENRY BOWER, CHEMIST, PHILADELPHIA. MA l»K FI Super-Phosphate of fjfme, Ammonia and Potash, W*ARUANTKD FHF.K FROM ADULTERATION. fl'MUS Manure contains all the elements to pro -L duec large crops of all kinds, and is highly recommended by «ill who have used it, also by distinguished (hicinists wbo have, by analysis., tested its qualities. Packed iu bags <»f 200 pounds each, DIXON, SHARPLKKS A CO. SOLE 30 South Water and 40 South Delaware Avenue. PHILADKLIMIIA. I ENTS. For sale by WM. REYNOLDS, 70 South Street, Baltimore, Md. Also by JOHN A. REYNOLDS k SONS, Middletown, Del. And by dealers generally throughout the e July IS, '68. try. Rhodes! Rhodes! Rhodes!! Price Reduced lo per Ton. T°d. the price of Rliod« reduced to $50 jht ton of 2000 lbs. The quality of this* Manure bus not deteriora ted, being better now than it was thirteen years It is always dry and suitable for drilling. All that is asked for Rhodes, is to try it along side any oilier Fertilizer in the American market, nnd note the result in the quantity and quality of the grain at Harvest, and the subsequent growth of clover or other crop. Put up in bags scriber at Middletown, Del.—on Chesapeake and Delaware Canal, and ware waters, at $50 ji Send iu your ordi limited. July 18—tf. meet the recent decline in Grain, nnd ir. ons Standard Manure has been ptioji iu this reg'on UEO. fis, and sold by the sub h » Chesapeake and Delu ton, clear of freight, earlv, E. T. EVANS. Middletown, Del the pply is HARNESSJMA&ING-. T ÏIE undersigned having commenced Harness making at ODESSA, DEL. t* prepared to furnish every urtielc iu his tine on the most reasonable terms. His experience in city and country justifies his promise that Im de al a ALL HIS WOBK WILL BE OF T1IE X-0 BESf QUALITY.,## April 25—tf. GO T 0 DEAKYp'S F OR everything that is nice, in the way of fresh family Loaf Rre «d, Fancy Cakes, eu Mid- perior Confectionery. lee' Cream, kc. Parties to supplied with Caké* Confectionery, Re Cream &c. to order, at shorYfcJjt' police. Goto Deakyne e for everything that Is fuiv. ' *' " ' J. ft. DEAKYNE. ' August 8—5m. Aliddlctow Del. Original {jortrg. ( 1 For the Middletown Tranter i/d. MOONLIGHT AND LOVELIGHT. Moonlight dancing mid the flowers Through the quiet evening hours : Moonlight shimmering through the trees, Stirred by every passing breeze. Moonlight plnving in the rill Down the side of yonder hill ; Moonlight resting on the green (jiving radiance to the cene. Moonlight in the prisoner's cell Minding him of forest dell ; Moonlight in the dusky street Keeking with the days long heat. Moonlight in the narrow room Where small thought of heaven can conic, Guiding faith to brighter days Where all work is joy and praise. Does not lovclight stray around In each beauty, in each sound? Smiles it not in every flower? Fallj it not in Summer shower? moonlight given, Making earth a though« Uke heaven ; God i It in • loving kindness sends ils, brothers, sisters, mends. Pi Let us each he beams of love living light wher'er we move 8o*diaU it be seen that we Draw our.light, oh ! God, from thee. Faith. October 12/A. (Entertaining Ainoiuledge. Origin of Fnnitly Nnmrw. A surname is an additional name added to a proper or given name for the sake of distinction and so called because originally written over the other name instead of af ter it, from the French Surnom or the Latin Sujicrnomen, signifying above the name. * Surnames have originated in various ways. Some arc derived from the pames of places; from' personal peculiarities; from the Christian or proper name of the father; from the performance of certain actions; from objects in the animal, min eral and vegetable world and from acci dental circumstances of every varied char acter According to Camden, surnames began to he taken up in England at the time of the Conquest, 10(56—just about eight hun dred years ago. Local names are from the largest class of our surnames. First among these are those which are natural, expressing the Country whence the person first bearing the name came ; as English, Scott, French, Ireland, Britain, Fleming (from Flaunders) Gaskin (from Gascony) &e Names wore taken from almost every p »unty, town and hamlet, ;b Cheshire, Chester, Hull, Ross, Kent, Hastings. For instance a person whose native place was Chester might remove to another place, the inhabitants of which would, to distin guish him give him the surname of Ches ter, originally prefixing it with "of," shortened fluently to " ()" or " A" sig nifying from or cif, as John O'C /unter , Willfoill A. Kirby; these prefixes after a time dropped and the names de scended to children as simply Chester and Kirby. Besides these, we have a great number of local surnames which are genet al ami descriptive of the nature or situation of the residence of the persons upon whom they were Im stowed, as Hill, Wood, Dale, Park. &e. The prefix At or Atte. was generally used bpfore these names as John At Ililt , meaning John at the Hill t Jam ex At Well, John At Wood, now Atwell and Atwood. By and vnder were also used as prefixes as ./fiwics By-Field, Tom Under-hill, In this way men took names from rivers and trees, frog) residing at or near them, as Beck, Gill, Grant, Beach, Bush, Ash, Thorn. Surtimncs derived from Christian or bap tismal numes are probably the next in number to the local surnames; some of these are probably the most ancient of all surnames, many of them varied by prefixes or affixes. Of this class wc have first the names terminating in sow, which was add ed to the name, of the father ; John the son of William, was called John William son. Johnson, John's son ; Thompson, Thomas' son ; Simpson, Simeon's son ; Wilson, 'Will's son, &c. The Welsh merely appended " S" in stead of son as Edwards, son of Edward ; Davis , son of David ; Joues, son of John; Hughes, son of Hugh, &c. Then we have surnames formed from sib' r 'viated names, pet names and nick names, as H r ti/sow, the son of Wat or Wal ter; Watts, signifying the same ; Dobson . son of Dob or Robert, &c. A great many are formed of abbreviated and nurse names with the addition of the diminutive terminations ette, kin, coek, or cox, all of which signify ' 'little" or "child." From the terminotion ette we have such names as WiUet, which means little Will, or the son of Will ; Ilnllctt, little Hal or Henry. From bin or kin's wc have Wil kins, Simpkins, Atkins, Higgins, Haw kins, Dohliins. From cock or cox we have ^ ileox, Simcox, etc. 8ome surnames have the prefix Titz which is of Norman origin signifying son, as Fitz Clarence, Fitzgerald, son of Clar gon of Ge^a((f. J?itz was applied to s$ns both legitimate and iliegitmate. The Welsh in like manner prefixed Ap to denote son ; as Dfirid Ap Howell, Da yid son of Howell ; Evan Ap Rhys, Evan sop of Rhys or Rees ; Richard Ap Evan , Richard son of Evan ; John Ap Hugh, John son of Hugh ; these names are now abbreviated into Powell, Price, Bevan , a^id Pugh. were of eu e The affix "Ing" is of Teutonic origin, denoting progeny ; Whiling means the Fair offspring, Browing, the dark or brown child, etc. Let, of Anglo Saxon origin means little, as Bartlett, little Burt or Bartholomew. The prefixes " Mac" and "O" found in Irish names signify the first so», and the hitter grandnim or descendant. Domicil's son would be called J/«c-Donuell ; the grandson would be called O'Donnell. Of surnames from the Dutch the most are derived from places in Ilo'land. Van ( Dutch), Von (German), signify nf or from and denote locality ; as I tin Burnt, from the town of Buren, Fun Antwerp be 1 aging to or coming from Ante e p. Names of trades, occupations and pur suits are next in number, as Smith, Car penter, Taylor, Baker, Barber, Brewer; Sherman (a - shear man, one who shears cloth,) Naylor (nail maker,) Tucker (a fuller,) etc. John the Smith was shor tened to John Smith, I'etcr the Carpenter to Peter Carpenter, etc. Many surnames are derived from official names both civil and ecclesiastical. Among these may lie mentioned King, Ford, Karl, Knight, Pope, Bishop, Bailey, Marshall, Chamberlain, Priest, etc. Personal characteristics have given ori gin to another class of surnames descrip tive of mental or bodily peculiarities. Among these are names of color and com plexion, as Black, Brown, White, Gray, Dunn, (brown) ; and from the color of the hair, as Whitehead, Fair-fax (fair hair,) Swartz (black) Fairchild, Blackman, etc. Those which indicate the mental or mor al qualities are such as Goodman, Wise, Wiley, Meek, Moody, Bliss, Gay, Sage, Joy. Among those derived from bodily' pecu liarity and from feats of personal strength or courage are Strong, Mickle, Little, Long, Armstrong, Turtjbull, etc. A few surnames are derived from ani mals, as Wolf, Lion, Fox, Ilare, Roe, &c. From Wild-hoar conies Wilbur ; from lit tle Wolf or Impel'att comes Lovell ; Todd means a fox ii| Scotch. And from Eher or Enfer, a boar, is derived Everard, Ev critt, Everingham, Everton, etc. Oli phant is from Elephant. Tlie names of fishes and birds have been taken as family names, ns Pike, Sal mon, Bert, Bass, Fish, etc ; Dove, Finch. Peacock, Swan, Jay, Wildgoose (Wil gus) Heron, etc. The mineral and vegetable kingdoms have contributed their full quota of names as instance Garnett, Jewel, Steel, Iron, Stone, Flint, etc. From flowers, plants, shrubs nnd trees we have the surnames of Lilly, Bose, Pease, Bench, Thorn, Pine apt} Birch, etc. One reason why persons regejved as surnames the names of fishes, birds, ani mals, flowers, ike. was because in ancient times not only innkeepers, but all kinds of tradesmen were in the habit of putting on tlie signs over their doors a representa tion of something to attract custom and as a distinguishing mark of their place of business. Dolphins, Elephants, Bulls, Swans, Peacocks, etc. on signs gave rise to surnames of those who put them up or to some of their employees. In those days in London and other places might be seen on tradesmen signs, the Gun, the Crane, tlie Bell, the Griffin, the Kettle, the Pot, the Pitcher, almost every ob ject animate and inanimate from which circumstance wo can account for many surnames which would otherwise seem strange and absurd. Some surnames are derived from some of the foregoing, on coats of arms. in , of ; ; . or or to Ap , , A few surnames have originated in nicknames, epithets of contempt and ridi cule, imposed for personal peculiarities, habits, qualities, incidents or accidents which happened to their original bearers, as Doolittle, Bragg, Trollope, Sillitnan etc. The foregoing give the principal sour ces from which the greater part of our surnames are derived, but many names yet remain the origin of which are not ac counted for, but all surnames must have been origimdly significant. The following list will give the origin or meaning of some fainilliar surnames : Aehcson, An inscription or memorial. Acton, Tho oak town or oak hill—the name of a town ip Middlesex, England. Aikens, ( Aken, ) Oaken, hard firm. Allen, (Allan,) This name appears have several derivations. From the Gaelic Aluinn signifying fyir, handsome lovely, elegant. Irish Alun fair, beautiful ; El us sun bright; and Aland Sclavonic, a hound or wolf-dog. Anderson, the son of Andrew. Arnold, faithful or devoted to honor. Ayers, (Eyres,) from a town, river and district in Scotland. Barton, from a town in Lincolnshire, England. Bates, signifies contention. Beadle, ( BçdelL Biddle,) from Beadle, the name of an office. Blair, a cleared plain, a battle field. Blake, the son of Lake—Ap Lake. witty, sportive, family, whence Bndine, good hqqjqrcd, Bond, the fattier of a baaband, that is hotjse.-ftaiid. Bottuel, the house on the cliff. Bowers, a chamber, cottage or shady recess. Bfpven, son of Owen. Bowman, one who shoots with a bow— an anchor. Boyd, .ycllojy-haired ; also from the river Boyd a branch of the Avon. Brand, signifies to burn ; also a sword from its glittering brightness. BreckenridgC, from Brechen, broken, out qf rej »if and ridge the top of a hill or house. Brewer, (Brewster), a brewer of malt liquor. Bryant, (Brinnt), dignity, honor. Brick, (Breek), broken, a gap; also pasture. Bristol, from a city in England ; the name signifies "the broken chasm." Bryan, (Brian), the nobly descended. Budd, thrift, gain, prosperity, victory. Burr, a wall, fortress or castle. Call, prudent, discerning, cunning Cameron, crooked nose or hooked nose. Campbell, wry-niouth, the man whose mouth is inclined a little to one side. Cathcart, from parish Catlicart in Scot land. ChadwVi, the cottage by the harbour. Chambers, one of the elan Cameron of Scotland, going to France put bis name in a Latin dress as was customary then, styling bimself Dr Cumcrarid which was called in French De la Chambre and upon his return to Scotland be was called Cham bers. Chapman, a trader or shopman. Clark, clerk or scholar, Conklin, the son of Con. bold, wise, knowing. Crawford, from Crawford in Lanark shire, Scotland. Deacon, a church officer. Davis, sou of David. Evans, the Welsh for John, the same as Johns. Foster, probably a corruption of forres Con means ter. Gervas, (Jarvis), steadfast, honorable. Gibson, (Gibeson,) son of Gilbert. Grover, from graver, one who carves or engraves. Haines, (Haynes), one who needs no as sistance from others , one able to help him self. Harris, (Harrison, Herriep), son of Henry. Hartshorn, the born of the hart or male deer —an emblem or sign over a shop or inn whence the name "John at the Harts horn"—shortened to John Hartshorne. Havens, a harbor, a safe refuge. Holmes, meadow-lands near or surroun ded by water ; sometimes aq i*| 4 Hd. Hooper, saiqo as cooper. Hulsehari, a wood with deer or hart in. Ilntchius, the child of Hugh. Hutchinson, the child of Hutchinson (grandson of Hugh.) Jackson, son of Jack or John. Jameson. (Jaincrson), son of James. Jeffrey, (Jeffreys), from Geoffrey or Godfrey meaning Gods peace or joyful peace; this name was borne by the chief f)f the royal house of Plantagenet. Jenkins, from Jenks or John—little John or son of John. Jenks, the same as Johns ; son of John. Jennings, same ns Jenkins; son of John. Johnson, son of John ; a number of sur mènes it will be observed have this mean ing ns Jones, Evans, Jenkins, Jennings, Johns. Kelly, a hazel grove, also a ohurpb. Lawrence, flourishing, spreading, from Lannut, the laurel tree. Mills, one who owned or lived at a mill. Moore, from Mur, great, tall, a chief, powerful, proud. Morse, (Morris), a hero, warrior, a brave man. Mullen's, a Miller. Pancost, a corruption of Prntecoet, a name probably given to a child born on that day. Parker, tlie keeper of a park. Randolph, (Bandall), signifies fairhelp, good help. Bcyuolds, sincere or pure love: strong or firm hold. . Bogers, one who keeps peace and quiet ness ; strong counsellor. Bussell, redhaired. Spragg, (Sprngqe), speech, language, eloquent—one noted for these qualities. Stanton, a stone hill or stone town. Stratton, the hill full of fresh springs. Sutpheu, from Zutphen a city in Ger many. Teneyek, ten oaks or at the oaks. Tilton, from a village in England where tents were made in atjßient times. Tovyjiseud, one jybo lives at the towns end. Trunx, the plncc on the waters ; or the three waters. Van Cleif, (Van Clccf. Van Clevo), from Chleyes in Germany. Vandervere, (Vemlcrvccr,), from the ferry : one who lived by the ferry. Van Horn, from Horn or Hoorn in Hol land. Van Volkenburgli, (Falkenburgh), frop Vnlkenburgh Netherlands. Vaij Zandt, from the shore or sand. Vaughan, little, small in stature. Walton, thé naine qf several villages in England. Wilkins, son of Will. Wilkinson, son of Wilkins. Worden, from Wocrdon a town in Hol hind. The foregoing art; derived from Cam den, Lower and Artlier—chiefly from the interesting work of the latter. Of al) names the Smiths take the lead, ap,! John Smiths are so numerous that it almost ceases to be a descriptive name. Pnc writer contends that the name John Smith is not only common in Great Britian apd A merica but among all the nations of tljt, eifth. He insists that the Hebrew napie Shern or Shcrnit meant Smith; in Latin John Smith is Johannes Sinithius ; Italian, Giovanni Smithi; Spanish, Joan Ëmithiù ; Dtitch, Hans Schmidt ; Kfenojj) Jean Smeets ; Bussian, Jojdnti Shmitta jyskij Polish, Ivan Sehmittiweiski ; Chi itese fatten Sljimmit ; Icelandic, Jaknc Smithson; Welsh. .Tilton Schniidd ; Tqs carora, Ton Qu Sniittia; Mexican, Joptli Ti Siliitti. ' ' .. or ^!0it and junior. A Dombssio Farce. —"Why is i* f my «on, that when you drop your bread und butter, it is always on the buttered side F "I don't know. The strongest sidle ought to be up, and this is the strongest butter I have ever seen." "Hush up; it's some of your aunt's churning/' "Did shcchurnit, the great lazy thing/' "What, your aunt?" "No this butter. To make the old lady churn it when it is strong enough to churn itself." "Ilush, Zeb, I've eat much worse in the most aristocratic bouses." "Well people of rank ought to eat it." "Why people of rank ?" "Cause it's rauk butter." How to Keep Awake in Church.- f " Take a piece of horse-radish root of good size, and of a finger's length, to the sanc tuary, and the moment the sermon begins, put a piece in your mouth about the size of a grain of corn, bite and moisten it faithfully with the saliva, and the eyes will be not only easily kept open, but a tearful attpption may a|i,o be promoted, to the ex clusion of dtow, mesa until the sermon ends." There is a story told of a celeb rated French preacher, who, on delivering a sermon on the duty of wives, said, "1 sie opposite me, in this congregation, a woman who has been guilty of the sin of disobe dience, nnd in order to nqiq* her out to universal condemnation, I will fling m\ breviary at her head." lie lifted Ills book^ apd every female bead was dueked. ï A swajn visiting his gill the other day found her putting up preserves, and cov ering the jars with his love-letters. Tliob beginning " Darling Susaq 1 ' were put on peaches, and those with " My Own Lnvt" on the apples. He left iu disgust when she asked him to write another of the lat sqrt fq qijjke qp tjje qjiijiber she wanted. ter Children are singularly inquisitive.—For instance: "It is said tliuf a man should cleaye tq his \^ife. tyfyqfc does elm f nca«, p»?'* Î 4 It tneajig to unite together, to stick to.' 1 "Does John unite wood, <>r stick it together, when he cDavqs itj" Ü Hem ! VVeU doq'f gq ' funlMb questions, oliild. !i An chlerly gentleman traveling in a stage coach was amused by a constant fire of words between two ladies One of th»|q at last kindly inquired if their conversation did not make his head ache, when he an swered with a great deal of naivete : "No, ma'am, years/* I've been married twenty-eiglit Among the gifts to a newly-married pair, the other evening, was a broom, sent niexl with the follow iis trifling gift accept from me, its use I would commend: in sun shine use the bushy part, in storm the other en«l." to the lady, aeconmat ing sentiment : " Thi A gallant w^it^r h^s recent|y recorded his opinion to the effect that the virtues >f the ladies exceed the magnitude of thoir skirts, and their faults are as small as tlmir bonnets. That chap is looking forward to female suffrage, nnd intends to run for some important office. What is a pawnbroker 2 A phqss player who chcpklflHtep gpciety with 4 " pawn,*' Does he give any entertainment in honor of his business? Yes—three halls. No dinner? None, with him it is "Lent" all the year around. Mistaken mytholngists tell us that In was turnail into a hoifpr, hut we have clean qdjfroni a doctor's prescription the following piece of information respecting tho doom of that young person : Io dide of potassi um." Bousseau used to say, 1 ' that to write a good love letter, you ought to lie^jq wit fl out knowing what yog nteuii to say, and finish without knowing what you have written." " Shall I out this loin of mutton saddle^ jgisc said a gentleman.—" No," said opo of his guests ; " cut it hridlewisc, for then I may get a bit in my mouth." A merchant, not over conversant with geography, on hearing that one of his ves sels was in jeopardy, exclaimed, "Jeop ardy, jeopardy !—where's that !" 9 An exchange says; "There is some thing sweet about little girls." The Lou isville Journal adds : "And it grows on them as they grow bigger..'-' ; "Sambo, did you ever sec the Gatskill "No, Clem; but I've seen Mountains ! the cats kill mice. : Prentice styst "We won't believe that to kiss a pretty girl is so delicious, till wc have it from their own lips." It hss been asked, when rain falls, does Jt ever get qp again ? Of course it <Jo«s, in dew time. The smaller the calibre of the mind, the greater the bore of if perpetually open pjoutlf (Dur ((orrc'ipondence. qf thr Middletown Trantcrijjt. Savannah, Georgia, Oct. 18(5$. Mr. Editor: —In pursuance of iny ex pressed intention to keep you informed as to how the " world wags'' in this reg^ojy. I will make a few comments on men and things hereabouts. It needs but a slight acquaintance witl^ affairs in Georgia to convince any candi^ mind that the Kmlic.^ play, of Reconstruc tion is a most egregious blunder. The attempt to give supremacy to the Negrft race has unsettled that people to a gr extent and excited desires a^d aqt^ eipatioi s which they will not readily re linquish. The Radical carpet-baggers at 11 ^ have the ear of a good number blacks, and I fear that in their ^UP.pn.ÇÇ. they will le excited to still gnater dc^ds o£ violence and bloodshed than those enactc.d( at Camilla and other places iu this state. The whites, exhibiting the tradition^ spirit of the Anglo-Saxon race, vie>y ^*ltq Correspondent unmitigated indignation, every fliKHUp! subject them to the domiqatidn or an Ig norant and barbarous race. The two races are distinct and diffident, and lapse of time will not cause them (p, çoiju lesee. The white man, conscious of his superiority intellectually and morally, wilj n wer entertain the thought of niiseegep ation or assimilation. It is manifest that the doctrine of equality, politically am socially, cannot be made to prevail, apt jn the prêtant ignorant untutored stulgo' 1 the African mind, such an idea is too pre posterous to be considered. It is useless to speculate as to what changes time may. work ill the status of the two race*. Let us hope that the .African race wilj bn elevated, improved and christianized sp. that he may fulfil tlje fjfigtiuy which Provi dence has in store for him. Congressional dictation or outside interference of any. kind with ttiis great question must be con sidered meddlesome and mischievous. Let ihe old Jeffersonian doctrine be maintained, that the States arc to manage their own domestic concerns, nnd, instead of t'up antagonism between (ty) . fMC {» a S been created anil fostered uy Griffe', we should sepm have ty settlement of [||ja question u hielt would promote the greatpsf Of both races. Those who migrated from the V. pjty of oaks" to escape the heat of summer *mrq returning every day with bronzed faces and elastic step—refreshed and invigora ted for the labors and duties of autumn and winter. The Northern watering pjaccij had a pretty large delegation of the'more fashionable portion of our city. The Southern people, however, poverished by the war few can undergo the expenditure of sum; mer travel and a visit to the fashionaWe places of resort. Cotton is now coining from the interims to this city quite rapidly, and business is becoming active and stirring. By of its system of railroads and its fine lines of steamers to New York, Philadelphia and Baltimore, this city has become ttiq commercial metropolis of $ large of the South. During the recent storm, which com menced last Friday, an immense quantity of rain fell. The cellars in some parts of the fjity yere overflowed, but the soil her® is so sandy and porous tjpit 'ttyo £&(<<} fif water that fi ll soon soaked into the ground im j were so that comparatively The stornj and lio mischii f was done, delay cd the vessels that were aeady to gq to sea, the heavy gale that was raging on the ocean rendering it unsafe sor them to go beyond the bar a^ |j|e mouth of thej Savannah riv-T. Tlie political campaign is viewed jniti great interest by the people here, bg there is no such furor of excitement as I witnessed recently in Philadelphia and in parts °£ tlfO State of New yoÀ." I| js lo be hoped that the " had blood" of tfje two parties will not cause any scrums distur bance of the peace on election day. I will write you fur. her in regard to the status of affairs here wheneÿçj; anv rise. " ' "" 5 «jucstinns nf interest a • .Truly Tours,' CosMopqp.rrn. Good Bilks foh Am.. —J'rofane swear ing is abominable ; vulgar language js dis gusting ; loud luiighing is impolite ; rn quisitivenesa is offensive ; slaiidejdqjg ' u devilish; igiunatiee is disgrac'ttiil; ana lying is shameful. Avoid Sll the abovq vices, and aim at usefulness. Tltig is '{fa ' rpid in which tu become respectable. M itl'c in it, never be ashamed of hones) labor. Keep g. q i conn ^ iy, Speak thq truth at all tint •». Ne, er be ditteouragod, but pers tvere, and mountains wijl becornè mole bills before yuq. '* " v '" J The qf ri gtgt.i.Mo r^tco of Indians have been discovered near Marlborq tfpipt, on the Potomac Biver. The discovery oï a luge n imbec of beads, iqê^'ftsjqs, 'etc'. |càve pu dojit of the character of the re maitts.' The cfindiJuK of the re^ihs \n : djuatc that they must be centuries old. It was an old bachelor who said, ,,If you meet a young lady who is »not very jg'iy, you h^d better be a ljttle say your; jelf. There is a steam engine ijj New York to'it runs J25 pressas,' prjpto ijU different newspaper's,' makes hoop skirts, binds hooks and runs a mile of shafting. Whnt js the difference between a and a burglar l One wears false Jocks ipd tbe other false keys